Mets Edition >>157900294
>lulling retards into a false sense of security before winning the world series
doyers
phillies offense gonna break out tonight. homers for everyone
>>157910970bill giles died. that will rally them for sure
Godlander pitches today. I hope it isn't embarrassing
>supermodel wife>loving family>future HOFer>finishes career where he startedWhere does he go from here?
james seltzer is a woman
I enjoy the suffering of Mets fans.
>mariners couldn’t win worst division ever after being one game from the WSAbsolutely pathetic franchise
I gawtta have it
>>157911036kates looking a little gaunt. i bet those tits go down to her knees without a bra nowadays too. he will be trading her in for a younger model after retirement obviously
>>157911036Goodbye and good riddance
>>157911029clean 1 2 3 first inning
>>157911036Scout for the Tigers, pitching coach, probably a broadcaster too.
>Soto picked offlolmests
Why are we even still watching THAT team? Season ended in April.
>sneks cuck lillies
>>157911217nah, he's more likely to do something with the astros with whom he won 2 world series since they are an established and historically successful franchise that allowed him to meet his potential instead of wasting it like he did (for good money at least) with the cowardly detoilet stinkies.
>>157911590>nah probabaly Goes in the hall as a tiger, chose the tigers in his final season, legacy All-Star pick as a tiger, more involved with the tigers, the choice is all but cemented.
>>157911036I'll remember them for one thing mainly...
>>157911590Based and obviously upset pilled
>>157911036the wall really does come for them all, doesn't it?
>>157911687>delusional reddit faggot who thinks life has to be like his disney bullshit where "the story begins where it ends and everyone lives faggotly ever after" has to happen because it would be "poetic" or somethingdumb faggot thinks fairy tales and "honorary" bullshit mean anything to a grown man who likes SUCCEEDING in baseball lol
Let's cub em
keko
>>157911871>>157911687I'm a neutral fan but I remember him as a tiger more
>>157911738What, were you trying to pick up GILFs?
>>157911036>even the baby is wearing astros gearevery single detroit retard fantasizing about verlander doing anything more with their poverty team just got blown the fuck out by a toddler
>>157911940>the retard thinks his contrarian opinion will affect verlander's memory of 2 world series wins in favor of a brown hatthis is either coping hard or hardly coping
>>157911590It could happen, but the Illitches usually pay their people well after retirement. Also Verlander is being paid $1.1m a year until 2039, so I'm sure some FO position was discussed.
>>157911871everyone knows him as a tiger kek>newfaggot trashtros lifelong
>>157911036whose hat is he going to wear on his hof plaque? because it won't be the mets kek
>>157911994I'm a braves fan tho
rooting for the dbacks is reddit (and thats a good thing)
2027 MLB win totals prediction(If there even is a season next year)(Done with a random number generator between numbers 35 and 125)AL EastOrioles: 114-48Blue Jays: 111-51Yankees: 92-70Rays: 73-89Red Sox: 42-120AL CentralGuardians: 108-54Tigers: 106-56Royals: 101-59Twins: 85-77White Sox: 39-123AL WestRangers: 107-55Athletics: 101-59Astros: 99-63Angels: 71-91Mariners: 71-91NL EastMarlins: 105-57Nationals: 102-58Mets: 93-69Phillies: 92-70Braves: 41-121NL CentralPirates: 118-44Cubs: 78-84Cardinals: 76-86Reds: 72-90Brewers: 42-120NL WestGiants: 120-42Padres: 106-56Dodgers: 91-71Diamondbacks: 89-73Rockies: 52-110Expansion TeamsExpansion team 1: 121-41Expansion team 2: 57-105
>>157912040>braves fanwhich is a specific kind of retard. i accept your need for clarity as a concession of defeat.
>>157911096They choose to suffer.
>>157911994But they cheated and those WS wins are tainted.
>>157912138I'm a cubs girl and agree with him
>>157912138I'm an Astros fan and didn't even know Verlander played for us desu
>>157911096We all do
>>157912182>us
>>157912018he seems like a no logo fag
>>157912200I'm an astro fan
>>157912167cheating would require punitive action that would surely strip said team of all ill gotten awards. that never happened since sign stealing is considered a skill practiced by all teams. bitchy faggot crybabies with astros derangement syndrome like you who are mad that their team isn't good at it is not evidence of "cheating": it is evidence of butthurt.the "tainted" world series wins in recent history you're thinking of belong to the los angeles loop holes. pay better attention and go learn how baseball works before trying again, squirt.
Well, that was a shitshow by the Royals last night
>>157912172you will never be a woman, tranny. you are a mentally ill man with a sexual fetish.
>>157912263I'm xx chromosomes tho and literally a biological woman tho. Trannies creep me out desu.
>>157912284you are fooling no one and will provide zero evidence to the contrary. read it again but more slowly you slob: >>157912263
>Phillies
>>157912324Ummm okay lollll
Will the roylels actually try and play baseball today?
>>157912364No
>>157912324She posted her ass and it was very female imo
Its so funny seeing white sox malding at the royals. If your division hopes comes down to hoping that the royals win games for you, guess who's fault that is? Give you a hint: not the royals
>>157912457I need to see that ass
Any Marlins fans in? Just wondering if any exist.
>>157912250I'm a Nationals fan, dude. We whupped your mutha fuckin cheatin asses.
Justin Verlander will forever be remembered for being involved on the team who cheated in the World Series instead of his long tenureship with the Tigers
>POODRES
Dude was safe but Mckinstry has a fucking firehose
>>157912457That was a man
>>157912592Are you talking about his cock? Because I think about ballplayer cocks a lot.Speaking of cock, howzabout you listen to the complete "Fuck My Ass at the BALLgame" series to help end the series?2026!https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWr2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8lEnjoy!
>>157912362>i admit that you are correct, sirconcession accepted but womanhood still denied, tranny.
ohnonono
>>157912726She's a woman. Deal with it!I saw her VAG
no way the phillies choke again
>43 year old JV going 91 pitches in a meaningless gamemeanwhile skubum wouldn't go past 80 in the final game of a playoff series
>>157912747kek i was gonna screenshot this but forgot KEK....kek!!!
>>157912747Missing the noose and chair
>>157912763skubal was saving his arm for the eventual dodger trade
>>157912669I thought the original was FMA at the ball game....
>3rd place over the tardinals I'll take it
>>157912763>>157912763Ohtani will only go 81 pitches in his final game (9 immaculate innings).And if you think that's a joke you should fucking kill yourself
>>157912833sleep forever, gaytime! and bring back JDP
Speaking of the Phillies, I often think about what would have happened if the Phanatic bent this bitch over and started fucking her. She's flailing, screaming, getting impaled by his jolly green cock as Philly fans jeer and throw shit at her. The Phanatic reaches climax, filling her cervic with hot Philly cum (purple, oddly enough). Then he snaps her neck with a swift, practiced motion. Her eyes go blank and lifeless, she pisses herself as she slumps to the ground as Kyle Schwarber hits a grand slam.Holy fuck I'd be rock hard
>>157912833sleep tight, shotime
>>157912767oh yeah? well don't forget to save this!
>>157912833what does he do
>fat gorilla junior
>>157912926take the dh spot of a much more deserving player
>completely forgot Verlander was even on the mestTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE FAGGETS
>>157912906oh mother of gawd!!!
>>157912906Keko oooo kekko!!!
>Royals' radio guy has broadcast 8000 Royals gameshow is that even possible?
How many HOF voters are going to deny Verlander a unanimous entry?
>>157913275At least 3 because he was on the Astros
>>157910889>pete rose believes in himself and finds a way to make some friendly wagers on himself>gets a lifetime ban with no appeal>shohei ohtani does the exact same thing>gets a contract worth nearly 3/4 of a billion dollars>mlb 2027 season will be a lockout as a direct resultREMINDER: a "lifetime" ban is not an "eternal" ban as "lifetimes" are not typically legally considered to be "eternal". "lifetime" imprisonment is not "eternal" imprisonment as they do not keep your corpse in the cell and kim il sung is still considered the "eternal" president of north korea as his "lifetime" has ended.pete rose fulfilled the terms and conditions of the coerced "agreement" in full. his lifetime has sadly ended. it is time to put pete rose in the hall of fame.
>>157913346>>157913275No cheaters, roiders or gamblers in my HoF.
bayball is too early today....im still hung over and too lazy to get up and put the game on
>>157913398your phony "baseball morals" don't mean shit in the face of a binding and legal contract between pete rose and major league baseball, faggot.
I thought this series was going to be meaningless going into it but it would be so fucking funny to knock the Phillies out of the playoffs
>>157913512He cheated tho
ITFDB
Man, that is magical. A walk off win for the tigers for JV's final start...
kino game, thank you JV
>>157913253You mean without killing himself?
>>157913758>>157913762it was scripted.
>>157913758The whole game was bias towards them specifically because of JV's retirement
>>157913616yes, everybody knows ohtani and the dodgers cheated the system via a loop hole and now the 2027 season is getting locked out, but he's still probably gonna be a hall of famer after he retires. regardless, nobody cares about your pretend "morals" and i accept your concession.
Big Ed has a 1.000 ops
>the philthies humiliation ritual is on national tv
>>157913836The hell is wrong with them anyway
Astros only got away with cheating because their 3B was a Jew who played with a bunch of browns.
>>157913758Made sure JV didn't get an L. Geesebumps
MOOKIE COOKIE
Z E S T YESTY
Remember when Kyle Schwarber had like 30 homers already in May? What a fucking bum and a fraud
>>157914254Eat a chode dicksucker
>>157914254Dicksucker sighted
bums
>>157912528The light has gone out inside but I still work
>>157914185
My Pirates finishing above .500 for the season! Good job, great effort.
>>157913944harper is a dickhead
Which man's ass comes to mind?
test
stupid kike
I hate Snell so much
>>157914460Calm down you’re going to trigger the mestfag
Verlander takes a no decision
>>157914413fuck you I hate your guts
>>157914475kek that guy went off yesterday. I think he got like a third of this genny banned. And he did it for zero monetary compensation
The Miami Marlins are not a Major League Baseball team
Mets fans are shameless cucks
>>157913758>>157913762>>157913803Fuck him. Fuck that guy. Fuck 'im.That piece of shit.Seriously, why does that goofy looking faggot get to be the one to fill prime Kate Upton with hot loads? That motherfucker took the prime white pussy that I EARNED just by being a mediocre pitcher.Goddamn.God. Damn.
>>157914591The ones that come here are definitely fucking faggots
FUCK SHITLANDER, HE’S DEADFUCK SHITLANDER, HE'S DEADHEARD HE CAN'T EVEN STRETCH HIS LEG
Daddy’s back bitches YANKEES ON TOP
did everyone just reset their IP routers and evade bans all at once? Metsfag is going to freak
>>157912100>Total league Win/Loss is 2775-2403>League has a 1.155 winning percentage against itselfThanks for the trash post.
Some call him Cum Shitter
>>157914669don't know what you mean, my post >>157914460 was about that bum kike hernandez
Some say he's Shitt Cum 2 this day
>>157914669100%
>>157912100Go fuck yourself, fat boy!! Nobody cares about your stupid rankings
>>157914520He’s classless, Long Island trash
>>157914591>>157914599Bengie boppy ;)
I missed the game due to studying but HOLY FUCK BOYS WE ARE SO BACK1 MORE HUGE GAME TOMORROW BENGE CARM AWN
i call him the Miguel Rojas jannie
I was in a coma last night prepping for the storm. What did a based fellow metsfag do with get a third of the genny banned? That sounds hilarious.
>>157914850350m dollar payroll for nothing ;)
>>157914591>>157914599why are you guys so full of hate. we had a shit season that we banter about and we cheer for the silver linings. admittedly I didn't use /mlb/ before this season so Idk if there was insufferable bandwagoning in prior seasons, but let go of the trauma fellas>>157914850Bengiorno!
>>157913806I'm talking about Verlander tho
>>157914850>>157914860nobody gives a flying fuck
>>157914902>only been here one seasonThe mestfaggot has literally shit up the thread for years so you and him can rope
>>157914902Completely, zero backbone at all
Any one else feed bad for the giants?
Ask why Metsfags hate Stankefags more than anyone else, and then realize they have to live and work with these obnoxious people.
>>157914951>>157914937fellas it's pretty silly to act this way>>157914927hopefully the BBWAA will :^)
>>157914902They're jealous of the metsiners
chillin
>>157914955sucks that they lost Dart
>>157914976in the name of this alliance which I'm totally and wholeheartedly in favor of and have definitely supported my entire life:Bryan Woo for Mark Vientos. you in?
>>157914955They won 3 rings in the 2010s, nobody should feel bad for them for a loooooong time.
>>157914976Ain’t nobody jealous of that trash kek
>>157914998cum shitter kek
turner is leading off. phillies are super cereal now
>>157914998into the pool it goes
>>157914955nah fuck San Francisco
Let's go dbacks
>>157914955no. posey being a pussy who doesnt know how to block the plate ruined everything
>>157915039Finally got wifi in the basement?
>>157914850>>157914902
>>157915065
>>157914998kek fled NY to waste away in america's retirement home. I hear the grandma puss is cheap and easy on the Margaritaville cruise ship, and I'm pretty sure your kidneys are coated in yankee blue plastic thanks to that chineesium cup that you no doubt paid $25 for.
has washedtani had an rbi this month?
trying to act mean online while being a wallflower irl is the path of the coward
>>157915177Bully route has been fruitful
>>157915161he had one on thursday, his first since mid august
>>157915198>tyler_bully.jpg
>New York Metrosexuals
>>157915159Yeah you are retarded, don’t hurt yourself too much tonight thinking little guy
Is he shitting cum tonight?
spamming "cum shitter" is literally middle school tier 70 IQ garbage
>>157915039kek
>>157915281>t. cum guzzler
>>157913685>exposFuck all the way off.
cum shitter kek
*ahem*doggie doos
>>157915316Great rebuttal retard you literally have nothing to say because you know ur wrong and stupid
the giants don't seem like they should be as bad of a team as they were. their lineup had quite a few average or better hitters in it.
chudbros...
>>157915324>>157915344kek
>>157915353Bader shouldn't have been riding his scooter
>>157915358>29.2 IP I thought he was single digits for the season. he had a good career. give someone else a shot.
>>157915353they hired a coach from college baseball
>>157915415Yamamoto should close every game.
kek cum shitter
>>157915419coach primate?
>>157915419Pat Murphy managed college teams for the majority of his career too. Tony Vitello was at THAT level. I have no idea what went wrong. All the skills apply. Maybe the Giants roster construction is just THAT bad.
>>157915423I'm on the Henriquez train. He's throwing again so hopefully he'll be ready for the playoffs.
not my cum shitter nooooo
>>157915453Seems to have weak command of both his fastball and slider, especially to his glove side. Good occasional off-speed though. Curious how his stuff will play in the postseason.
cum shitter eke
Will the Dodgers join the prestigious 3-peat club?
>>157915480>>157915485>>157915500How triple dog dare you? Delete this immediately.
Thought we could just take care of it right here.... in Brainerd.
>>157915543Can’t be a 3 peat with fake bought rings ngl
27 rings STFU!!
THANK YOU KIKE
bout time he did something
ahhhh
That's our keekay
KEEEEKAY
Im just sayin if they think the 27 ring crowd is loud . Dont let it get to 30
>>157915651Trust me we don't have to worry about them reaching 30 for a looong time
>tanner scott
did someone say cum shitter?
Last time the Yankees won the WS (2009).>Michael Jackson died>everyone was playing MW2 >Avatar was the best 3D movie ever >Lady Gaga was charting>Windows 7 just launchedFUCKING KEK
kek
philthy kek
Yoooo what the fuck was that? An outage? A litty outage?Anyways...Imagine approaching the Tarps Off section, ripping your shirt off to join in with the boys, and then being set upon by the horny young men in the section. They tear your shorts off like ravenous animals and bend you over the bleachers. You try to run but there's too many of them, and before you can scream in protest you find a cock in your mouth and ass. They use you as their personal fuckpig in the center of the mass of flesh, no one on the outside can see what's happening. You're absolutely fucked raw, jizz being shot down your throat as your asshole makes the familiar wet, queefy sound of man-on-man ass sex.
Say goodnight, Philthies!
>>157915704It’s weird because it’s not like, the last time the reds won which feels like ancient history but I remember that time clearly
>Nola only lasted one inning>"Tanner Banks" now pitching in a must-win game for the Philthies
Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
>it's yet another /mlb/ somehow just now learned that time passes on episodeyawn. let's see what else is on...
its over
Watched moneyball last night. Brad Pitt's worst. Not a good flick.
>>157915762what the fuck was the point of starting nola as an opener? this fucking team needs to lose out so they actually do something about this shit
kek philthies
>>157915804I was afraid I'd have no where to seethe about the phillies being lazy bums
Season nears its end, lads. Post 'em
>>157915800Too bad they won't because your owner is a a xenophobe who got carried to a world series by a guy who died yesterday. Nothing will change for your club until either he dies or sells the team, which he'd be too retarded to do either.
>>157915779not cool
>>157915039
Sneks
>illiesHoly shit get it together
I'm so ready for the Poodres to lose. The Dodger games was their WS and now they're overconfident thinking they're the hottest team in baseball.
philthoids kek
Why don’t Doyer bros ever post JJ
>>157915877Called the Poodres intentionally lose to get the Philthie keks out since they they think the D-Acks are the easier team for some reason. Cubs will gape them soon.
was 4chan down for anyone else
>>157915935who is Angie
>>157915935No, you missed out on alot
Suck it
Phillies kej>>157915935Yeah, metsanon DDOS'd the site after seeing /mlb/ anons ban evading
>>157915947qrd?
>>1579159354chan is always down... to boogie!
ARE WE BACK?
4channel briefly went down
>>157915831>"Not cool." Quote from man ass-fucked
>Chadres are starting early because of the Los Toucanes concert afterwards
Brewers are basically the Bills of the MLB
>>1579160014chins was down for like an hour and a half from 6:30 to 8:00 (EST) and the page said "Error 403 Angie". Could just be some networking stuff I'm not aware of.
>>157915947thank fuck it wasn't only me. I was wondering the same thing.
>>157916032Me on the right
Huffington post just published an article shaming that dude even after the mother already debunked it a day ago
>bullpen game with your season on the line>this is possibly the last chance the Sillies have to contend with their current core
>>157916001>qrd? qrd? qrd?Fuck you. Bitch. Shut the fuck up. Trick.You shit and piss.You fuck tit and bitch piss.
>>157916126I read the article the mom wrote. Those people are fucked for jumping to conclusions.
whats the cum shitter drama
>>157916155You don’t hate the left enough. You think you do, but you don’t
>>157916126People see a 30 sec clip and their brain fills in all the context for the situation for an hour prior to the clip. I think people are slowly realizing how fucking stupid that is to do but it's a process.
phillies rn is like watching your pet be put to sleep so i will understand if any of my fellow phans decide to turn it off
>>157916173cum shitter KEK!!!!
>>157916152This rate wouldn't be surprised the Phillies are doing this on purpose to get Dombo fired seeing he disrespected team captain Bryce Harper earlier this season. I highly doubt it's to get Don fired seeing he was gone even if they made the playoffs anyway since Dombo's next intended manager is Cora.
>>157916199No it's not lmfao, this isn't sad at all. It's the least surprising thing I've seen in a while.
Same as it ever was!
a turangian hr>>157916038what happened? the comment section on downdetector was funny
>>157916225Seeing your pet get put to sleep isn't surprising either, they've usually been sick for a while.
>>157916226their bright idea to shake things up was to move trea turner... to leadoff
>>157916152KEK! PHILTHIES KEK!
I filled out the only Dodger bracket that matters
>>157915779GOD DAMN WOULDN'T MIND BUTTFUCKING THAT TROLLOP IN THE ASSPUSSY
>>157914911nah, you already conceded defeat and are just lying because you got put in your place. no more pity (you)s for you. now get the fuck out of my thread, faggot.
>>157915935i felt so lost without espee and Em L. Bee....
>>157916240Yeah but it's sad. This isn't sad at all.
>>157916264
>>157916240My boipussy will put your ass to sleep.You'll be callin' me Nyquil.
>>157916264this is my new favorite meme
>>157916283Based knower
Is Banana Ball Reddit?
>another rasy pitcher hurt
>>157916193>"the left"jesus christ lmao you fuckers are puppets
>>157916304Nobody cares about reddit anymore.
>>157916301>Yeah he did all that fuckin' shit!is a line I use on a weekly basis at work
>>157916317Shut up kike
>>157916328reddit has better baseball discussion
>>157916328Yet you responded.
>>157916375And?
>>157916380you're making it
>>157916380Do the sneks hold the tie breaker over the philles?
>>157916380sneks pls
>>157916380All you have to do is win tomorrow and you guchi.
>>157916405Yes
The White Sux losing to the rockies means they don't deserve the division
>>157916380please just exhaust yourselves
>>157916380Phillies getting swept so just win one more and you're good.
Why do Phillies fans even want to make the playoffs anyway? Do you understand they would have to play Atlanta in Atlanta for the wild card? They'll just get embarrassed as the have all year against Atlanta.
>schwarbitch
>>157916264holy based, miss you ueck
If the dbacks pull this off would it be one of the biggest sports miracles of the season?What in the world is going on with Philadelphia?
>>157916446I like our club.
>>157916446I genuinely want them to lose and not make the playoffs so serious change happens.
>>157916354oh look, another buzzword. come on, what else you got? faggot? pussy? libtard?
> gavin shits
>>157916446Did you forget the NLDS in 22 and 23?
>>157916454It's not really a miracle. The Phillies checked out a week ago and don't seem like they care.
>>157916454If the Phillies flop their way out of a playoff spot it will be one of the worst collapses in MLB history.Squandering a 6.5 game lead with 12 games to go almost never happens.
>>157916479and then what happened after that?
>philthiesKEK
>>157916301>craig counsell left his hometown team to coach for their biggest rivals? You know the more I learn about this guy he seems like a real jerk!
>>157916504>biggest rivalsawww that's adorable lol
Right here in Brainerd
>>157916459Same. Dombo needs to be fired, especially since he is apparently planning to hire Cora.
>>157916504>>157916517I'm sorry but the Brewers will never ever be relevant until they can actually do something in October.
Rangers force this AL West race to come down to Game 162!
PRRRRRT
Who is going to be the first to K Justin Verlander's daughter?
>>157916548keep eye on this space
>>157916533gay turner should be DFA, they need an entirely new bullpen besides duran, they need to sign arraez (shouldn't even be that much), and they STILL need a fucking right handed power outfielder that dombrowski STILL hasn't found. oh and a new coach and coaching staff.
Ahh tell me about Rusty, these phillies are killing me
and they want a salary cap
Smelladelphia Smellies
snake bros...
>>157916584Both of teams won't make the WS
watch your own game doyerpaco
Chadres needs to clean up their NOBLETIGER very soon, that was horrible from bogey and sheets lol
>>157916575So far, the only big move Dombrowski has made that actually turned out to be good was the Luzardo trade. Turner contact is terrible, Nola contract is terrible, Walker contact was godawful, bringing back Realmuto was perplexing to say the least.
PRRRRT
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>157916584No rings?
>>157916584smart baseball wins.
Late but Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg jints cya tomorrow
you can only post itt if you have 101 wins
>>157916630Yeah the starting rotation is actually solid. Also you now remember Nick Castellanos.
PRRRRRRRT
>mfw Philthies total collapse
Sneks... alive??
>>157916661I have more than that. With Justin Verlander's daughter.
poodres are gonna tank on purpose to deny the phillies a wc spot for entertainment purposes
Giants please PLEASE don't let the Dodgers win 100 games. They have never achieved that record on previous years they won the World Series. It's not happening.
>>157916653You can only post in this thread if your team has at least one (1) trophy.>>157916691This is your world series.
>>157916630D-Brow sucks but Nola had a good 2024, and he really turned this season around and had been great in the last couple months until they decided to go full retard and pitch him on 2 days rest.
The Phillies are really Mesting, huh.
>>157916724Yours too
More like Walker Blewit
Alvarado really needs to go. I'm tired of watching him pitch.>>157916691It's barely a collapse. It's like they just don't actually care to make the playoffs and are sleep walking. It's like they don't even know they're in a race for a playoff spot and just want to go home.
>>157916724you can only cope itt if your team has 101 wins
snakes getting in would be kino cause kek philthy but also would be a nightmare cause they will rape the doggie doos in the DS
>>157916768>cause they will rape the doggie doos in the DS... and then you'll wake up.
There's something magical about a team going complete melty in the rain
>>157916768>would be a nightmare cause they will rape the doggie dooshow would that be a nightmare? that sounds like heaven
Philthies kek. KEK!
Don't worry Philly, you have the Eagles and 76ers to look forward to.
why are the philthies playing a bullpen game? are they retarded or something?
Lmao phillies are fucking shit
Phillies getting the 2011 September treatment
>>157916801Mattingly ball
>>157916761kek philthoids
Reminder the Dumbrowski tax is looming
>>157916691You paid 350 to collapse in march
Do the 5 Rays fans in existence consider this payback for 2008?
>>157916796I'm actually a Celtics fan.
>>157916837The phillies have scored like 2 runs in a week. They're doing it to themselves.
>>157916837Not particularly but it still feels good. I went to multiple playoff games during that 2008 WS run.
hearing reports the phillies are stable... please god
It just keeps happening
a sub .500 team will be in the playoffs, how does that make you feel?
Only non-phillies fans think this is surprising lmfaoThem crashing out is the best thing to happen.>>157916880it's gross
The Philadelphia Philadelphians (stupid name btw) fucking suck. Styled on by Cedric Mullins.
health check on this guy
Jesus christ phillies
>>157916880genuinely disgusted. nfl level horseshit
>>157916880it only pisses me off because baseball playoff seeding is fucking retarded and they put the 3 literal best teams on the same side of the bracketI'd be quite happy with it if we at least got a chance to play them.
You must post in this thread if your team has clinched the postseason with an interim manager>LOLPHILLIES>LOLMATTINGLY
Orsonwellesbros…. Should we get excited
>>157916911>nflYou mean NBA when half the league is under .500 and still gets in
>>157916837The fact that it's happening in the exact same weather is kino
>>157916880the worst team in the AL east could almost have won the AL west
>>157916924Combing my Orson folder as we speak
>>157916928no the nfl has had sub-.500 division winners too. i don't watch or give a fuck about the nba or know anyone who does so that doesn't matter to me
>>157916905That was me kek
>>157916928as much as I dislike the NBA, that will be MLB after expansion kek
Just drank some OJ. Gotta get that C inside of you. Go Cubs!
hatewatching failies
>>157916936Aren't you a Doyers fan?
>>157916933Kek based and chekd
>>157916446I don't. I want to complete the collapse so Middleton nukes the entire oragnization. I want Dumbrowski gone. I want every coach gone. I want Harper, Turner, Realmuto, Bohm, Marsh, and that ratfaced jew Stubbs gone. I'll miss him but I even hope they trade Schwarber to a good team. I'm so done with the "Harper era". Of high priced FA that don't fucking care. The culture on this team is complete fucking ass. They care more about hanging out and having a chill clubhouse than they do winning. They care more about vibes than not striking out 250 times in a month. Fuck the playoffs; I'm done with them.
>>157916961no you stupid faggot
PRRRRRRT
>SAN DIEGO SUPER CHOKERS
>>157916970hi nick
IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHINGI JUST KEEP TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOOOOOWWWWNNNN
>>157916970
Can we build a way longer building than the Comcast Center? I don't think the Billy Penn hex is that broken
>>157917012good. no room for fascists like this in our sport
Why do fans feel like their team owes them anything?If I were a professional athlete I would treat it like a regular office job. Why should I care about a franchise that will probably not care about me.
>>157917003We still got it we still got it,
>>157917027you wouldn't get it
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>157917017lel
Dustin Harris World series MVP, love me Harris
Asstros will lose tonight. It has to be it. Just give the Rags the fucking division already.
>>157917027>If I were a professional athlete I would treat it like a regular office jobBut if you treated it like a regular office job, you wouldn't be a professional athlete...
>>157917027>pay for the stadium through taxes>pay for the tickets>pay for concessions>pay for merch>pay for booze>pay for parking>pay for subscription to watch on tvgee i fucking wonder
>>157917080Obviously the Astros are winning the division and going to the alcs
>>157917085>paying taxesI shiggitty diggitty doo
>>157917075
>>157917096good point man. let me just get with the HR dept monday morning and tell them to stop taking local out of my check. i'm sure the city won't have anything to say about that.
philthies KEK
>philthies and poodres inconvenience boston and chicago by making them play in tampa>both get humiliated to end their seasonbased
>angels vs mariners
what the fuck did the philthies spend the 4th highest payroll in the league on
>>157917143gay turner really broke them financially. they can't do anything anymore
padres are cheating with their blinding lights
Padres let Arizona win for the funnies
>>157917126The winner of that series will sell the team.
yuh
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>>157917081I am a professional of another typeI ain’t the one running the business why should I care or put in extra effort. The company is not gonna pay my medical bills or psychologist or give me extra vacations>>157917085You’re paying for entertainment bro not for winning that’s not how it works
>>157917112Shut the fuck up>"i can't take a joke"Suck a fucking dick
I just ate half an extra large fully loaded pizza in under two minutes, send help.
>>157917126Mariners couldn’t even make the playoffs with what is essentially the same team as last yearThey are far beyond retarded
Citizens Bank Park just turned into funeral without any dead people
>>157917200ive been drinking bbq sauce tonightyes drinking
the phillies deserve thisdombrowski should be fired tomorrow even if they somehow luck into a playoff spot they don't deserve
>>157916796>you have the Eagles and 76ers to look forward to.Eagles bout to drop a game to 2026 Case fucking Keenam Monday and everyone knows the Sixers are 2011 Eagles dream team bound.
I KNOW THAT I'LL BE 8-0 8-0 KAY
>>157917166We want the home advantage doe unless cubbies lose tomorrow.
>>157917196>completely misses my pointC L A S S I C dominican
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO
Grandmabros how we feeling
we're giftwrapping Arizona a playoff spot and they're blowing it
>>157917199where was your joke? it must have been so subtle that it went right by me
>>157916801Because they're trying to set up a rotation in a playoff they haven't even made yet.
98 expansion brothers you guys better not waste this opportunity.
>>157917228>dominican>panamanian flagWhat did he mean by this?
>>157917228lmao that’s like saying youre gonna get upset at your lawyer for not winning your case when it does not depend on him while youre bitching about if him asking you to pay extra fees
>>157917200Next time order Jalapeño and cheese pizza. I sometimes like to order Pepperoni with black olives and jalapeños, very delicious.
>>157917249
>>157917196>paying for entertainmentnow let's see...what's more entertaining...when my team wins? or...when my team...loses....hmmmm...much to consider.............
>>157917220>Eagles bout to drop a game to 2026 Case fucking Keenam MondayCope
I'm don't even like college football but I'm about to turn it on. >>157916801>>157917264Bro, this is their normal rotation. They don't have a 5th starter with Luzardo out. They had the bright idea of sending Nola out for one fucking inning on two days rest because... uh.. um... idk just try it
You can only post itt if you have 102 wins
>>157917276Something ad hominem or algo by the chicaner doyertroon as per usual
The Padres have mentally checked out for the year. It's time to support the Chargers.
>>157917260>backpedaling this hard>2026Absolutely dank
>>157917285Shows you hadn't watch a singe Eagles game this season bud.
>>157917289>please care about my regular season merchants
>>157917217>>157917278I eat "junk food" once a week, I usually just get the biggest pizza I can get with a bunch of stuff on it. Now I can continue to watch the Rays and Phils play in pouring rain well I am all cuddled up on my couch in a food haze.
>>157917277>them dubs>that postBased retard
>>157917305How much of a cuck do you have to be to stick with a team that left your city?
>>157917225Cubbies lose tomorrow padres lose today
>>157917309I have though. The eagles have so far pulled off two nailbiters against shitty teams and they'll do it again on Monday night.
the field has to get trashed after this
Lets get it done Mariners. Mets need you to win this one.
Bush league poodres at it again, I see
>my Roylels
>>157917308ah so no answer. got it
>>157917346A BATTERY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>157917337It's funny that the one time the phillies are crashing out the phillies fans actually want it to happen lmfao. Why the fuck does this team deserve to be in the playoffs?
a lot of catty back and forths this evening
>>157917277>bro gets sentenced to life for a murder he didn't commit>it's ok lawyer :) i didn't pay for GOOD representation, i just paid for representation of any kind! :) :) :) :)
>>157917324Digits of truthGetting upset at your sports team after 30 makes no fucking sense
Ready for your lockout & salary cap?
Holy shit the Snakes are actually gonna do it kek.
>POODRES BAU BAU
>>157917445how the fuck are you latin but don't understand passion?
>raped and gaped by hated northernersno refugeeno quarterno escapethey learn their place
philthies K E K
So, Rays are going to win the WC arent they?
The Diamondbacks are really this desperate to get swept in Atlanta?
>white sux lollmao even
>that McCann tatis stutter stepOkay now they're asking for elimination.
>holopacosKEK
>2 runs in the last 33 inningsThe Phillies should just fucking forfeit tomorrows game.
>poorly timed jaxon dart commercial
>>157917503>Amerigoys definition of passion is rooting for a millionaires investmentChecks out
>PEAVELAND WINS LOLJfc what a dogshit division
Phillies kek
>>157917563lol
>>157917339>and they'll do it again on Monday night.Sure they will bud.
>canal mexican has an opinion
Do you have another October to remember, Cleveland?The Cleveland Guardians are your 2026 AL Central Division Champions.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0E5Slqdo1M&pp=ygUGWWlwcGVl
no rings shartper
nu>>157917594
>>157917573And they're not even the worst division in their league
>>157917553>team that has existed since the 1800s is somehow tied to a millionaire born in the 1960sawww you're too stupid to function...
>>157917573Maybe all the other teams shouldn't be such dogshit. Losing to the rockies at home with the division on the line? Who does that shit? Hope the white sux have fun in texas.
>>157917592You root for franchises and corporations and expect them to care about youTop cuck material
>>157917612Bore off you boring fucking bore
>>157917610This is not your grandpas team goy no need to beThe closes thing you had was college sports and you ruined it too lmao
>>157917573>white suxYou guys don’t deserve the division Win your fucking games instead of crying when another team loses
triple a championship game starting in a fewokc comets (dodgers) @ rochester red wings (nats)https://www.ballysports.com/watch/milb/850990/09-26-2026/oklahoma-city-comets-rochester-red-wings
>zirconiumbacks
>>157917681>tune in>10 seconds between pitches>walk>mound visitall within 10 pitches
dead genny :(
come on dads, let the sneks win it'd be so funny.
My LI Duckies are the ATLANTIC LEAGUE CHAMPIONS.
