lol
>>157919392Token black award. Couldn't let a blond haired blue eyed white man win it three times in a row
iggs
* premierships
>>157919465afl>hey we made this rule where if you have kids they can play for your club when they grow up isn't that neat?brisbane>okafl>not like that
no f/s, academy or compensation picks in the first round. there i fixed the draft.
Notice McCloud didnt give Will a single vote because he doesnt want someone out there eclipsing his two in a row
>>157919465Those Ashcrofts bids are crazy, holy shit
sometimes slaves can be so far gone there is not point in trying to reason with them, stockholm syndrome and all that.
I don't want you blokes to walk around on eggshells around me
>>157919506Typical boong
premiership medallion > norm smith medal
you couldn't even harm a worm
>>157919465Yeah, this is even more egregious than COLA
Why would I want to harm a worm?
Any aftermath or fallout?
just go on public transport and look at everyone's face during rush hour these people are no longer people, but husks.
>>157919561not really nobody wans to kick a dog while it's down
>>157919455At least we aren't freo
>>157919561it's learning
>>157919561They're supposedly remaking 3 and new vegas
coca cola is a biological weapon
>>157919596*thumbs down*
>>157919596poor freds
>>157919641Looking good mate
@notallclubs on ig an absolute goldmine of bitter female takes
>>157919756>How can I make this about me?
Trade season.
>>157919756based
>Telling Knights to redraw your victory paperback before you have even won>letting go off the cup in the parade because you're above superstition >petitioning AFL for wharfie time at the sacred GF>playing wharfie time when ahead and the game isn't overall examples of peak HUBRIS and spitting in the face of the footy gods. don't come crying when you get struck by lightning. only a plastic interstate newcomer club would be so delusional and arrogant to pull this shit.
Has there ever been a better first year player?
>>157919960too soon
>>157919967sheezelbarlow joel selwood
pavs rev up was fake and gay as fuck anyway>be mic'd by channel 7>how much fun is working hard boys!!>muh superman capes muh wharfie time xDDcomplete hr-tier scripted slop from the start
I just don't care anymore. I'm not a Freo fan, but Fremantle finally winning their first would've been really good vibes, and just a way to cut out a lot of the cynicism. To not only lose, but lose like that, handing boring Brisbane a third flag in a row, and most people in that city don't even care... it's like who cares anymore... there's no hope. Shortened quarters are coming, game's full of shit, there are never any good stories. I reckon my life will be better if I just cut this reality show out of my life.
>>157920052counterpoint: you should die, nonce
Now the real season begins. Trade Week.
>>157919392What a joke. He wasn't even the best player on his team which lost the fucking game.
>>157920053uncomfortable truke
>>157920053I disagree because I thought it was really really really funny
>>157919465Now post the picks they started with and where all those picks ended up after trading to get those low picks.
>>157919536COLA?
jenni vs mr b next for the purists out there
>>157919392If academies actually guarantee success then why are GWS and Gold Coast basketcases?
>>157920077Of course that's what you think, that's what happens when you spend too much time on the internet and lose your conscience and humanity. Being terminally online has given you brainrot, you can't feel for other people anymore, perhaps never in the first place.
>>157919392AHHH ME LEG
>>157920059we all die eventually mate
some sooner than later ;^)
>>157920121gay as fuck
>>157920136That's what I'm talking about as I begin pounding your butthole raw
its wankie time :D
>>157920053Muh fairy tale has too come true everyone should have a premiership we should share premierships like participation awards so everyone is happy.How cunts like you survive the real world is beyond me.
It's time to ask the questionWas 2023 Collingwood a special team that potentially prevented the 4peat?Thank god for Nick Daicos and co.
IT'S THE END OF THE WHARF AS WE KNOW ITAND I FEEL FINE
>>157920127AHHHH HE LEG AHHHHHHH
>>157920160Having Fremantle winning just one flag isn't a fairy tail, and it wouldn't have been so bad if they lost by being the worst team. Losing like that to your boring shit queensland team is a step too far. Even before this threepeat it was Collingwood and Geelong.Your shit's just boring and deflating champ.
>>157920177oh it wasn't bait you're being serious
>>157920177>fairy taillmao retard
>>157919960>>Telling Knights to redraw your victory paperback before you have even wongenuinely thought you guys made that up as a jokewhat a retarded football club. yesterday was deserved.
>>157920053You sound like a giant faggot.
what kind of special retard finds the most spectacular loss ever "boring"
>>157920141
>>157920187Relax, my terminally online brainlet.
>>157920177it's a doggy dog world
>>157920228heh
>>157920228a now win situation
He was so sure Neale was gonna be rubbed out and bane was gonna lose and now it broke him kek
>>157920223It's like the real world is hard. People are constantly trying to fuck you over for the most trivial and petty of things. Life is competition you getting the job means someone else failed in the interview process. Not everyone makes it. Yeah you've been bumbling through life so far but someone will threaten to take away your shit remember this post when that time comes and don't let it happen.
pride of jenni odds on lel
>Alex Pearce didn't snap his achillesWhy did he go off again?
>>157920282because he was injured
another willie beats the jannie
>>157920282rupture is still pretty bad not that he was the most explosive guy hope he can recover
>>157920282Reports coming in saying he pood his pants
wharfie timehok ballboth reddit tier teams
Meme magic vs the cold harsh reality of a lion's teeth plunging into your throat
>BRISBANE'S classic win over Fremantle was the most watched Toyota AFL Grand Final on record.>The Lions' historic victory drew an average audience of over 4.52 million and reached over 6.5 million across the Seven Network and 7plus.I wonder what this does to the Twilight grand final debate?
tipping the demons to rip out some reddit meme magic next season
reddit time!!!!
willies are gross i would never touch or kiss one haha
>>157920388No, but Steven May
is it still Wharfie time?
>>157920394Yeah I don't think they turned it off
i've got a delicious willy
my dosn finna winna the flag next year
Wharfie time's legacy will be a painful one for Dockers. At least for anyone that didn't like it the thing is dead forever.
>>157920404Blakiston for CaptainBring hirdy home
>>157920404Based time traveller from the year 2103.
Any sports on next weekend? Is it the nrl final or is that the week after
I don't see what the problem is. It's now been established that Wharfie Time inspires teams to fight for a win.
What happened in the final 4 minutes of yesterday's game in no way diminishes just how fucking kino the wharfie time was.>B-but they lost or something!Don't care. It was fucking incredible
when you thinque about it, it was strange that banies were specifically waiting for wharfy time to fire the FUCK upimagine if fred left it to last minute. we wouldnt have known but fagan would have looked like a silly sally to his players
Essendon finna go for a wooden spoon three-peat
>>157920470fr it's like Bane weren't even trying until the last 4 minutes
There is no logical argument why these are not combined when Sydney and South Melbourne are
>>157920499trvke
>shitzroy won 8 flagswtf
The Wharf Effect (aka Worfie Time) is a narrative trope where a well‑established “tough” character is easily defeated to demonstrate how powerful a villain or threat is
>>157920414blaki the peoples champthe working class herothe greatest con artist the game has ever seen
freo's post match celebration will be held in Cockburn not fremantle
>>157920499>1944underage comp that season. their last real hip was 74 years before they were expelled.swasn drought was 72 for context
aints are at 61 years and counting
>>157920499>2001, 2002, 2003, 2024, 2025, 2026Aesthetic distribution desu
bane 2047, 2048 and 2049expect fred to return in 2039 to coincide with the release of gta vii
>>157920551alright lads see you all in 2047
must be such a weird autistic cunt because girls keep matching with me on apps, showing high interest, then I just start acting naturally and they ghost me. I don't even say anything weird really. I think I just say the socially wrong thing and they can sense my autism even in the most banal interaction
>>157920121Maybe you should've activated Wharfie Time earlier faggot
>>157920570iktfb, had plenty of matches but never converted a single one to an actual date
>>157920570They just use it as a way to fuck around a lot of the time
>Official crowd was: 100,023 out of a 100,024 capacityWhy does the AFL lie about such things?
>>157920594Little Nicky D absolutely going for fredmantle musta been disappointed when they let him down.
>>157920594mason cox didn't show up
>>157920594standing room you cockfaced maggot ass cunt
>>157920594OY VEYCOS
>>157920574>low IQ retard thinks im a fremantle fan
>>157920618You were yesterday apparently
>>157920576I have had dates, but generally it's girls that are so attracted to me, and not particularly attractive themselves that they'll look past my autism. With girls around my looksmatch though who actually have options though, it's a disaster. I can pretend to be normal for a while and then suddenly I find myself in an actually consequential social situation and the little engine room in my mind that emulates normal human behaviour goes into a kind of meltdown and I totally freeze. Literally like a computer freezing. And I'll say something really weird and people will be like "...what the fuck?" and never speak to me again
>>157920613fukken lel
>>157920611Standing room is its own section. There are 21 free seats in that picture alone so the max it could've been was 100,003.Suspect ultimately it didn't break 100,000.
>>157920613
>>157919465nice cope baneseether, the only genuine robbery is washcroft as the other three would be total spuds if they weren't in a champion team mostly built from high draft picks due to being shit for a decade. even so, every other father/son in the draft era was subject to the same rules until shit kilda had a whinge about "nepobabbies". never noticed you bitching about geelong getting gaj, scarlett, hawkins, and dozens of other top-tier players on the cheap from their f/s picks, now it's bad when bane does it. couldn't be any more obvious you're a seething faggot scatstranny who is upset that your cheating scum club got arseraped by the lions in 2025.
>Spending tokens on Nick DaicosThat's just sad.
dead threaddead communitydead sportlmao
>>157920640attendance is always bullshitted. they claimed 50k+ were at the italian soccer games in perth when you could see the top deck was half empty and they had big banners over sections
>>157920628I already know you're stupid, anon.
>>157920645>never noticed you bitching about geelong getting gaj, scarlett, hawkins, and dozens of other top-tier players on the cheap from their f/s picksHawkins was the only top father/son pick and the rules immediately changed once he was drafted since the number 1 pick going for a pick in the 40s was a bad look.Ablett and Scarlett were both rated as spuds in their draft year.
>>157920669Ya know it, do ya?
had 30 standard drinks yesterday
>>157920692lgm
>>157920692waow so heckin manly le aussie larrikin loose bloke!! yeah the boiz!! xD
>>157920701I was drinking alone at home
>>157920692post cans
Speaking of Scarlett, apparently has two twin boys who are like 6'6 and gun footballers.Given the bidding changes, will be interesting times if they both nominate Geelong and are projected to go high. Getting the picks to match one would be hard, two might be impossible.>Have to pick one twin and let the other go to someone like the BombersWould be an interesting test case of nature vs nurture for player development.
>>157920594The genius monster
I’m finally out of bed. I slept for a total of 14 hours, and devoured two packs of TimTams during two half an hour windows where I was awake before sleeping again. I’m not eating the Freddo cake
>>157920723we can already see that as port has jack whitlock who is actually pretty good in a shit team, and norf has matt whitlock who is fucking hopeless. perhaps there's a bit of nature in there but also shows that norf are a joke team even compared to my pooties.
>I’m not eating the Freddo cakepussy
>>157920738Dubs and you eat the freddo cake
>>157920738Nice, I had two hours, four hours yesterday
>>157920738>devoured two packs of TimTams during two half an hour windowsI struggle to believe this, even though timtams are miniscule nowadays
>fred
>>157920755>>157920757>>157920758>>157920760‘Not’ was an autocorrect, I meant ‘now’ I’m eating it.
>>157920774good lad
>>157920774based
>>157920774You are an inspiration
>>157920774Is it good?
>>157920774King of alf
footy is starting lads
>>157920822Not until the middle of next month mate
>>157920774YOU FAT CUNT. YOU'RE A FUCKING FAT CUNT
everybody's favourite coach
>>157920760not him but i often eat 3-4 muesli bars when i wake up in the night
>>157920774Jeez what happened to the Freddo ice-cream cake?
>>157920869crisp hypoglycemic
>>157919567at least we're not speaking german
>>157920774looks putrid, is there even chocolate in it?
>>157920893No offense but these posts are never funny.
>>157920900you never had a freddo cake?
>>157920912nah grew up in nz
>>157920774Your meant to just cut a slice
>>157920053Why didn't freo try harder to win then? They had played nearly 2 hours of footy. Just needed to hold on for 4 minutes.
>>157920903I don’t think he cares desu
>>157920903Get fucked in the arse, fuckhead. Maximum offence
Can believe I didn’t load up
>>157920921You're missing the point banesperg, as usual.
>>157920900yes, but I never liked the little chocolate Freddo heads>>157920920too much worked, especially if I don’t intend on sharing it
>>157920950>the pointwe wonyou didn'tkek
Business idea: fold all teams on 0
life begins when you give up trying
>>157920903we might not be speaking german but it seems you have a german sense of humour.
>>157920977>tfw 2Feels good
>>157920977agreedcrom, roos and bloos are on thin ice
>>157920977>st kilda the only vfl era team without an afl flagWhat do they even do?
I’m in my zesty era
>>157921007consult the goon bag
Almost 24 hours ago today, that barfie noise echoed throughout the MCG and ultimately altered the course of Wikipedia history
It's lonely at the top. Another 20 flags in a row and bane will only be most of the way caught up.
watching the kylie performance now. the act opens with a hsgf in uniform for what reason?
Are dynasties killing the AFL?
>>157921026Oi, they could of had three
>>157921066this should be fair and include vfa flags at least
>>157921074Think it was a reference to her neighbours character
>>157921074Men love high school girls
>>157921074A nod to /afl/
>>157921116
>muh cademies>muh father sondevelopment of players >>>>> how they're "rated" by draft watching pinheads like twomey. see gold coast, see gws, see carlton etc. ashcrofts at aints become spuds.
the more i think about it the funnier it gets
>>157921113>>157921116nice of her to think of us
>>157920053as soon as shortened quarters hit i am unironically out and never watching a game again. I don't own a tv and i support dosn who are always shit so it will be very easy for me.
>>157921113Crisp me'za
>>157921066>sydney
We’re all jumping ship to the A-League
>>157921167I think shorter quarters are coming next year
>>157921075If you want to talk about league-killing dynasties, 19/22 grand finals between 1968-1989 featured either carlton or hawthorn
my team so shit saw one blip or relevance in 2000 and hasn't done anything ever since yet all the supporters talk about much flags my dosn are not a serious club
>>157921176fuck off wogbot
>>157920499South melbourne actually packed up shop and relocated north. Fitzroy were forcibly dissolved against their will and the already existant brisbane bears just took their colours, song and mascot. Nobody from fitzroy went up north to take over the bears
>>157921226You'll probably do a legends day again next year and trot out all your old cups and former greats again to remind the dwindling support base you used to be good once. Stuck in the past.
Are you fat retards even watching the NRL prelim?
Drinking vodka, orange juice, soda water and a splash of cranberry juice, excellent mixGo jimmystarr
>>157921258no-one watches that shit spoort outside of western shitney fuckwit nrlsperg questionsperg, die in a hole
>>157921183they won't all the media talking heads have basically argued the last 5 minutes of the pf and gf that would be gone would rob us of quality comebacks
banies had 78 and 76 point losses this year
Isnt western sydney filled with mudslimesThey dont like rugby or beer they should fuck off
>>157920774how?
>>157921298Greg Swann has already confirmed its happening. They did it during covid. Players want shorter quarters.
>>157921277more viewers than gayfl you fucking retarded cunt lol
>>157920967and you have a low IQ. Going to call everyone piesperg again?
Rugby is a good sport
Fremantle supporters deserve their misery. sort of fan base where I reckon they'd say thanks to their wife's boyfriend after he made her orgasm.
going to the rugby this arvo actually
Do you guys blame jews for mudslimes invading white countries?
>>157921319seethe nrlsperg faggotslit your throat
>>157921298Anon, it's basically already confirmed. It's been in the works for a while and it's inevitable. As soon as Tasmania enters the competition, quarters are getting reduced.
some cunt just had his leg snapped in half and you blokes prefer your pansy aflthis shit happens on the reg in a proper gladiator sport like nrl
Pathetic fan base, they'll all come for me like usual but I reckon it's just about the most soft supporter base in world sport. I used to live in South Fremantle for quite a while and people would literally clap points while watching at the pub. the forum is an echo chamber of 'jeez we look good for 2026/2023/2015/2007/2004.' it's ironic because South Fremantle is a tough, high standards, bit of a prick club and East Fremantle are the club Port reckon they are.Dockers fans now are Cotton On store managers and work from home slobs who haven't kicked a ball in their life but reckon they know everything about the game because, well, James Aish has heaps of rebound outside 50 accumulators (also he's like just noticeable cos he has long hair long jumper haha) and read stats religiously. thirty years ago the club had supporters who worked in the wool industry and on the ports.I reckon if we won a flag we'd give 17 of our 22 medals to the clubs. the other five would be taken by our king of Cappuccinos, Bob Murphy.
>>157921317it's not confirmed, it's been floated and fan backlash is universal. it's not happening especially after the pf and gf
>>157921298i hate the idea of shortened quarters but that reasoning is peak brainlet ngl
I can only relax at night time. anyone else like this? part of the reason why I go to bed so late and wake up so late. The day makes me anxious. there's too much activity
>>157921355dogsperg, why do you show your face when everything you ever say is wrong?
>>157921319why do you demonstratively lie?
>>157921325nah just you, piesperg.
>>157921353Is the pope catholic?
>>157921374media scum are mouthpieces for the afl and do what they're told. you think the afl would have them shitting on shortened quarters if they wanted them to soften the blow?
>>157921385You are a creature of the nightYou like to operate in the shadows
>>157921408frfr I want a batcave. I want a lair
>offseason alf is more popular than finals nrlel threadslovingeverylaugh
>>157921385Sleeping in makes me anxious and guilty thanks to my mother
>>157921406nah i didn't mean your reasoning. the "game shorta we lose cumbaks X( !!" shit
>>157921464your mother was right in that regard
>>157921386>terminally online retard still calling everyone dogsperg
>>157921480media fuckwits are dumb as shit and so are most of the people who watch and agree with them, so they have to have stupid spastic arguments to reason with them
>>157921520>no argumentno problem, idiot
>>157920977>St Kilda performing like an expansion team in the AFL eraIn retrospect it's astonishing St Kilda survived without being merged, even if they were good in the late 90s and 2000s. Although I am grateful I support the Brisbane Lions and not the Brisbane Saints.
Has anyone here ever been suspended from a ceiling and used as a punching bag by an amazonian german dominatrix?
>>157921559Average Friday night innit?
Cleary is dead. Roosters premiership imminent
There's no way this generation of Freo will make it to another grand final. They'll be totally mindbroken. Imagine knowing that every game you play in a season is striving towards where you were, 17 points up in a grand final with 4 minutes left. It's over
Still can't stop laughing
>>157921348No projection here at all lol
>>157921570Don't know who or what you're referencing.
perry getting uppity
>>157921522fax
mate deleted me from the group chat because i renamed it from flagmantle to fumblemantle
Rugby is so boring. it's literally the same thing over and over and over. There's no dynamism
>>157921480game shorter leads to unengaging slogs seen in COVID as there's little fatigue which leads to comebacks, wouldn't expect an lbh to understand
Why did gws fuck the league for the last 3 years?
>>157921594agree, seagulls fighting over a hot chip is much more engaging
the great northern in carlton would have been kino scenes during wharfie time
>>157921480meant shota iykwim haha
FuckI thought I just miraculously shook off the hangover and was feeling great. Then I realised I'm still drunk
>>157921639fuck off pedophile
>>157920053>boring Brisbanemost engaging narrative and threepeat team ever is hardly boring, you're just a bitter minnow customer>most of the city doesn't careTRVKE: most of any given city doesn't care when a suburban franchise wins.
>>157921571There is no way they will get a better chance any time soon. Zero injuries to key players through the year, favourable draw due to being bundled out in the elimination finals by Gold Coast and finishing 8th, finishing on top as minor premiers and then being in a winning position with 4 minutes left in a grand final where they were permitted their supposed playing benefit. They can't possibly get a more golden opportunity than that.
>>157921553i think st kilda benefited from suburb claustrophobia. They are the only ones on the east coast in that area. Fitzroy got suburb power creeped out as it's basically not a suburb anymore. Hawthorn, Melbourne and North faced tremendous pressure because they are packed in that small area with much bigger clubs like essendon/collingwood/carlton/richmond. The bulldogs survived by just going further west
>>157921659>banesperg cope
>>157921607The Lions would have been another late 2000s st kilda
And the western suburbs erupt
>>157921670embarrassing post
>>157921588Join back and rename him to flogmantle
>>157921607yep. fuck me, talk about slideing daws
>>157919392well deserved. ashcroft played better than everyone for 5 minutes. Bolton played well all day
>>157921731bolton not even top 5 on his own team
>>157921603>the last couple of minutes wont exist that means anything that's ever happened in the last couple of minutes could never happen again!!!same tier of thinking as kids who think they are invisible when they close their eyes
GOATCASTLE
>>157921752Ashcroft didn't deserve the medal.
>>157921757>same tier of thinking as kids who think they are invisible when they close their eyeswell it's never been debunked has it
>>157921757it's not "thinking" when we have done this experiment and exactly what I've stated is what happens. shortened quarters can't happen with a five man bench and the current rotation system and not result in dogshit games. QED.
>winning a three-peat is boringholy freddit faggot cope keknot even a banesperg (i support port adelaide), but bane are a young and exciting team to watch and their glory after ten shit years at the bottom under voss and leippich is well-deserved. it's not bane's fault that your gutless pissweak fuckwit hipster cocksucking purple poof team shit the bed when it matters because you have a fuckwit mental midget team led by a pathetic fuckwit coach who only gets excited about the prospect of shooting dogs to death.
>>157921766player that wins the game is best on ground. stat padding seagull who performs a vanishing act when it matters doesn't. if you think otherwise you know nothing about footy.
>>157921731>Bolton played well all dayAnd yet had fewer possessions than Ashcroft, fewer contested possession, fewer goal assists, 7 less clearances, only 2 more score involvements, and significantly less impact on the result.
Why do cunts keep posting about nrl in here, no one cares
>>157921785Hey, Longmuir is not like that, it was Sidebottom that likes shooting dogs
>>157921766t. Melbourne, J. Viney, 3 votes
>>157921807no-one posts in their shit general so they have to sook it up in here, fucking pathetic spastics think they deserve attention kek
>>157921806Must be thinking of a different game where Bolton wasn't mediocre all day
>>157921807nrlfag dual posts in here because he presumably gets lonely in the dedicated thread. Probably forgets which thread he's in at times.
>>157921807literally one poster
>>157921828Voss and Judd definitely were.
Do you reckon they actually preformed welcome to country before white fella arrived?
I will give it to /nrl/, they make better memes
>>157921778yeah i don't want it and think it would be ggay but "last minute come backs can't happen!!" is mind numbingly retarded
Oh I was wrong, it was Sidebottom talking about Longmuir
>>15792179390% of Ashcroft's disposals were his usual immediately flick/kick it out of congestion.Ashcroft didn't deserve the medal.
>>157921843Bit hard to welcome your next door neighbour when they don't even speak your language.
>>157921793banesperg, there is a reason the only panelist to give ashcroft 3 votes was the female journalist, who obviously wanted the "three time norm smith medalist" headline.people who actually know their football know he wasn't bog. He didn't deserve the medal, and the voting correctly reflected that.
>>157921807i watch both because im not a snivelling code war obsessed melbourne retard
Bolton could've easily won Fremantle the game.In the last quarter he had 2-3 free teammates inside 50 that he could've hit up for an uncontested mark/run into an open goal, but he blasted away from outside 50 for a grand return of 1 point.Even after the Lions hit the front and Fremantle needed any score to level it, he got the ball in the centre and had a teammate free over the top with a handball (that teammate's man went towards Bolton). The teammate would've had a free run towards 50 under no pressure but instead Bolton blasted it away inside 50 and it ended up being cleared.Bolton played heroball. The type of shit people do when chasing the medal.Well, he got the medal, so I guess that's a win?
>>157919596>all the commentators when Voss kicked that goal>SURELY ITS WHARFIETIME THEY MUST ACTIVATE WHARFIETIME NOW LETS GO>after the game>yeah nah was definitely the wrong time for it they got ahead of themselves
trashcroft is a reserves plodder if i've ever seen one, he just picks the ball up and flat punts it without looking
>>157921898There’s an odi on tonight
>>157921843The whole "welcome to country" shit was developed by Ernie Dingo in 1976. Everything prior to that, which was only documented by white people because Abos never had written language, involved them doing smoke signals to supposedly get permission to enter neighbouring tribal lands which in reality was probably more about them signalling to their own people they were one of them so they didn't mistake them for a member of neighbouring tribes, with whom they were constantly in conflict, and slaughter them.
>>157921869Oddly enough, the lady journalist is the one voter who most people online agree with.Seems all the guys have CTE.
>>157921910Then why do we have to do it before every major event not to mention work meetings
>>157921912>appealing to "most people online"A new low for you, banesperg. Believing armchair experts are a source of wisdom on anything.You truly are a moron!
>>157921940
dockies had one hand and three fingers on the cup
>no offside equivalent>oval playing field forces congestion around the goal>abundance of 18 players means positioning is largely irrelevant - there is no scarcity>ball shape results in randomness once that ball hits the groundgame has all the strategic depth of seagulls fighting over a chip
>>157921923To get citizens accustomed to the idea that this is not their country.
>>157921964>antibanespergyou mean dogspergcurious how bane aren't spending 11% of their cap on a single overrated plodder, must really upset dogsperg kek
>>157921980Why does he know so little about footy? Is he just not knowledgeable on things in general?
>>157921895Went back to look and yeah he could have given a handball over the top to Brayshaw who could have ran into 50 and had a shot. And even a miss would have been enough for extra time.
>2007>Geelong are up by 90 odd>Selwood casually mentions to Harley that he is going to be a premiership captain>Geelong continue playing the game and increasing the scoreboard>2026>Fremantle are up by 17>The gong sounds and they all think they've won the premiership>Fremantle stop playing and lose the gameFair bit in this. If you're going to go early with the winning stuff, at least do it when you're in a position where you can't lose.
>>15792198011% is fuck all you retard, close to half the list is on the minimum amount
>>157922025Not him but feels a bit like putting all your eggs in just a few baskets.
back to bed
>>157921994yea give it to brayshaw on the run, great idea that
>>157921807i post about cricket here as well but you don't seethe about thatinteresting...
>>157922015>it was ken hinkley in 2007 who told the cats plays to not let up and win by as much as possible to humiliate port
>>157922042Not a Fred customer. What's wrong with Brayshaw? Slow?
I’m 29 and have never even kissed a girl
>>157921980pez why are you still butthurt over butters?
>>157921910>The whole "welcome to country" shit was developed by Ernie Dingo in 1976crazy how fake and gay aboshit is>The Great Outdoors presenter and his fellow dancers came up with the impromptu routine in 1976 after an awkward stand-off with Maori and Cook Islanders who refused to perform at Perth Arts Festival until they were ceremonially welcomed.>Richard Walley's Middar Aboriginal Theatre group, including a young Ernie Dingo, created the ritual so the show could go on after consulting local Nyoongar Elders.
>>157921964I made that post
>>157922037Not even sure why I got out of it desu. What's the point?
>>157922047There’s a clear difference here, are you actually dumb or?
>>157921945Kek
>>157922084Why were you so wrong?
>>157922101explain it to me, chudthey're both australian sports - are you unaustralian or something
>>157922025Praying for season ending injuries to Butters and Darcy next year.
Might get a winch on my fourby
>>157922128Pull your fucking head in mate
>>157922140This, but a wench.
>>157922117Never mind mate, you’re too far gone
>>157922140corr mad cunt
Eric Hipwood > Sam Darcy
anyone win big?i bet 120 to get a nice round 200on bane of course
>>157922042it would have been likely a better result than bolton bombing it long to no one resulting in a rebound goal for brisbaneAnd there is definitely space for the handball. Brayshaw is about where the circle is, and Bolton has plenty of room for a handball over the top into space. And it Ashcroft and Neale close on on Brayshaw he will have Serong and Bolton both running past for the 2nd handball. So yes this should have been the play. But players probably dont know exactly how long and the pressure makes you think you have to get it forward asap.
Perry's having another mental episode.
>>157922158or youre just a snivelling codesperg
>>157922161Had a quick look at the 2021 draft.Where would Darcy actually go in an open (re)draft?The big 4 would be:Jason Horne-FrancisSam DarcyNick DaicosNasiah Wanganeen-Milera
wish i was a farm dog
>>157921642
>>157922025>>157922079no problem idiot
>>157922245>>157922258Kek mate
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
what's up with these performative video ahh bullshit videos
>>157922286cheer up pezza, at least your cheating club will be signing 35 year old toby greene!
NEWCASTLENEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE
>>157921642How often do you guys say fuck it and just double down and get drunk again to avoid the hangover?
>>157922297If you don't record videos of you being sad and upload them for others to see, were you ever really sad to begin with?
>>157922297that fat egg guy loves them
>>157922326Real fuckhead aren’t ya
the way i see it is fred used their ult too much. they shouldnt have made an announcement about it being a possibility at the grand final. the lions had all week to prepare for it. telegraphed the whole way to the actual wharfie time ult. really bad bad bad decision making by the management and business operations staff. players had the game and they didn't need to ult. they just could have played it out normally. weak paper hands ult choice. rip wharfie time, one of the biggest fumbles from a business perspective ive ever seen. truly the r*ddit team.
lmao
Brisbane lions are genuinely the biggest team in the comp. Always gets massive tv ratings, sell out and Brisbane has converted to them. Ratings were massive in Brisbane. Nothing can stop us. everyone else are minnows, except maybe sydney and collingwood. Also, no one gives a shit about Carlton or St Kilda. TV Ratings poisons
>Only one of the Norm Smith voters was there at a working capacityJust how deep in the beers were the other voters? McLeod has photos with beer in hand.
>>157922515yeah the footage from Brisbane was sick truely an afl city
>>157922547heh
>>157922515its a meme sport that people bandwagon there, same as sydney
>>157922394>ult ult ult
>>157922547classic
>>157922593*loses 70% of the "rusted on" fans the second there's a down season*
state mandated quirk chungus gf 2027
>>157922593Source my ass. I'm from Brisbane and born and raised there. Lions are the second team behind the broncos. For a meme sport, they seem to sell out all of their games and seem to get high ratings too. Know ball next time.
>Shaun McManus was in the tunnels under the MCG heading to the presentation area to get ready to hand Fremantle the cup when Brisbane's comeback startedoh no no no
>>157922598the glory days
>>157922688
>>157922715broncos, now there's a bandwagon team no one gives a fuck about now the dolphins are being memed
>>157922688I had one, beat it out of here by calling her cringe though
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157920163they caused the threepeat you idiot
>>157922715at the pub there were literally more people watching the womens nrl than the grand final lol
>>157922394Fred learned the hard way you can't outreddit Reddit The Team.It probably would have worked against anyone else
>>157922804legit no one gives a fuck about the browns inhabiting the logan tav champ
I’m going to become an asmrtist
if you even mention migrant groomer gangs in the UK, the boomer brains trust labels you a xenophobe
>>157922823crisp. i wish irl asmr was a thing. id pay a girl/femboy to whisper in my ear and drawn on my back. are you a femboy?
>>157922317i hate the shats champ, why does that never register with you? i'm glad my pooties are bending your dumb as fuck shit team over for butters, but let's not pretend that he's worth even 5% of your total cap space. he won't do shit to fix your shit team dogsperg, only firing the coach and getting a real backline will.sam darcy is a better forward than shaton neale but still a shit overrated meme player and a total downhill skiier, like turdnow.
Ryan "Child Mo" Lester
What happened, why does reddit keep getting mentioned
>>157922688not getting properly dicked down really fucks them up
>>157922864Relax pez, butters chose the bulldogs
>>157922804imagine being this retarded. The women's game averages 30k viewers on 9 in Brisbane. The AFL grand final got over 700k in Brisbane. Thanks for the laugh retard.
>>157922874perry is a feminised consensus seeking numpty
>>157922862What’s your most irl asmr moment? When I female is giving me instructions or explaining something in a soft spoken caring way for me
>>157922875is that why you pack them in suitcases afterwards
>>157922876relax dogsperg, you'll never finish above 5th again with this shit mindset
>>157922889that, seen a few girls shave their legs was good, girls typing, girls touching my hand at the checkout
>>157922884>700kgrim for a grand final. even the most dogshit dead rubber broncos games get 900k
Eric Hipwood will not be at the premiership reception as his working with children check was revoked
>>157922874Dogsperg likes going onto other sites, taking screenshots of their posts and posting them here.
This leftymod really doesn't want people talking about grooming gangs. Gosh, so unhelpful
>>157922796o7 you glorious spastic
>>157922894B O D I E DODIED
>>1579226882027 is the year of the robowaifu.
>>157922894i don't want to talk about it your honour
>>157922849>>157922861>>157922909lel
>>157922904literally could only draw that in a granny against the GOAT team LOL
>>157922904slit your throat nrlspergimagine being such a fat fuckwit useless waste of space to spend your entire day whinging about afl in an afl thread. no-one even visits /nrl/ because it's a fucking joke dead general not even worth trolling or laughing at. nrl is a shit sport and you are a fucking faggot loser. kill yourself.
>>157922901Sure perry everyone is dogsperg. But Butters still chose the Bulldogs, not your cats. It's time for you to move on.
>>157922904 Brisbane TV ratings for broncs vs bulldogs 1 9NEWS NINE 231,0002 THURSDAY NIGHT NRL LIVE NINE 158,000158k viewers. Talk about grim. Did you drink your mum's piss again? Thanks for laugh though retard.
>>157922943not him but i accept your concession
>>157922946i go for port you stupid cuntkeep seething about your mate perry though
Fuck you cunts are fucking retarded
>>157922965i accept your concession
>>157922970Stupid cunt
they drew 900k on a grand final in Queensland almost entirely because of the huge influx of Victorian expats watching the stormies btw. same reason bane and gc are making vlandays shit his pants and stuff more RSL casino teams into the south east corner. this trend isn't slowing down anytime soon either.
>>157922894after what
Im scared for next week, Newcastlebros.
>after what
>>157922975Get fucked in the arse, fuckhead
What the fuck are grooming gangs?Sounds stupidEverybody knows muslims like blowing themselves up, knife attacks, driving cars into crowds, raping kids etc. but the fuck is a grooming gang suppossed to be?
>>157922963Stop kidding yourself perry, you're in a state of desperate cope. We all know you're still butthurt Zak chose the dogs.
>>157923003islamic conquest innit
>perry>dogsperg>jaiden
>>157923011the weak should fear the strong
>>157923016Looking good scoops
>>157923001You’re a total bitch, mate
>>157923016aflw players bums have grinded on that race
BAD LUCK TO CALL A WHARFIE
Scoops fucks female footy players and wrestlers
>>157923020trvke
Neale bros... we won.
>>157923003In the UK, specifically in paki-heavy areas like Rotherham, Rochdale, Dagenham, there was a network of paki pedophiles (mostly taxi drivers) taking lower class underage girls off the street, giving them drugs and booze, grooming them for sex. The police and local councils refused to investigate, citing cultural sensitivities, and even went out of their way to shut down probes, internal investigations, and the young girls trying to find help.Eventually an investigation uncovered all this about 10 years ago and it all blew up. It's one if the reasons amti-migrant sentiment is so strong in the UK right now, and lefties do not like people bringing it up.
Was there ever a measurement for the 'NOT 15' mark at the end of the first quarter?Would've been a handy shot at goal for Freo.
you are all 4Chan educated
It’s crazy how completely thoughtless and directionless I was before I found 4chan, unironically
>>157923056Just pakis being pakis innit?
https://www.instagram.com/stories/ramololl/3995275020963624949/
>>157920163>potentially prevented the 4peat?It may have kicked off a 4peat.
>>157923057if the start measuring kicks they wouldn't be able to Richmond Brisbane's kicking game with not 15 calls all season
going to sleep is now known as wharfie time
who fessing they nostrils out
>>157922982meth mostly
>>157923076No, its also the coverups, victim blaming, and enabling from the white police force and white council workers.
>>157923115Fuck off pedophile. Stop trying to molest underage skateboard girls.
>>157923120You're the fucken paedophile you despicable piece of dog shit!
Mick is not a pedophile!
>>157923108i'm not confessing shit glowdigger
how is are arisa's duck doing these days
>>157923126Your "meth mostly" and "iykwim" posts were wiped with the exact same timestamp as an australian flag talking about how much he wanted to fuck 12 year old girls during the skateboarding event at the 2024 olympics.You're a pedophile, you were outed. Piss off.
>>157923141Go chow down on your own shit again, shit eating piece of dog shit
>>157923156The screencap and archive links were supplied to you and you went into immediate damage control. You were outed, everyone knows you're a pedophile. Piss off.
>>157923016>jaidenWhat the fuck did I do? I haven't posted for days
I was in those threads, except I was posting youtube links to tony hawk's pro skater songs instead lusting over the contestants
mfw channel surfing, stop and check out 2 mins of aflw game at cararra stadium. not shocked at all to see maybe 200 people attending.LMAO HAHAHAHAHAwhen will the afl call time on this stupid loss making failed obsession with foidball
>>157923010you don't know much about footy, do you mate? look at how good shit kilda are with nas taking up 20% of their cap kek
i just like getting in arguments
>>157920977for me, it's the gee longcats
>>157923168Perry, Zak chose the dogs. It's over.
>>157923166Women's football is now known as wharfie time
>>157923173>no argumentno problem, idiot
>>157923165So was I but I was laughing at how shit the girls were not being able to string two tricks together (and calling some of them cute)
>>157923166still higher attendance than an nrl game
>>157923181>my wife when i say im too tired
I'm gonna fucking lose it in a momentI'm gonna fucking go full wharfie time
portsperg v dogsperg is the new big rivalry
I have a name that you'd love to touch but you mustn't touch. My name sounds good in your ear but when you say it, you mustn't fear because It can be said by anyone.
Packet of oreos and a litre of milk for dinner
convict vs gary ridgeway
>>157923210Nice
>>157923203it's not a rivalry, it's dogsperg imagining that he's arguing with a cats supporter because he thinks it makes his argument better. i'm happy he chose the dogs because cheatlong would fuck port over but let's not pretend like the dogs will be any good next year.
>>157923210I had black forest cake and iced coffee for lunch. best hangover cureall
May I ask a question?
Crazy how this general used to be filled with unfunny tripfags
>>157923228sure mate
>>157923228You certainly may not.
>>157923234Whats the cat status?
>>157923215Gary > Convictgo port btw
wonder what connie is to now, besides bail
>>157923243gathering the necessary pieces
came all over the asian misso's tight tummy lads
>>157923228fuck off cunt
>>157923242miss getting straff'd whenever I forgot to check his twittera better time a more innocent time
>>157923249up to*
>>157923249last time I spoke to him he said he'd just got fresh out of gaol again and I was like what about the kids and the missus he said she'd moved on and the kids were grown upobviously that could just be some anon pretending to be him but yeah kinda felt like it was him>feels bad man
glad wharfie time is goneworst mick on earth
>>157923245>15yep they look about 15
>>157923274pic is from round 1, 2013 btw
>>157923245No idea who they are, no one’s ever explained it to me
eggfooty wonbaneseether lost
>>157923288nobody cares mate
scoops is fucking super hot girls talent league players and basically you are fucking stupid
Fages called it, they bloody decided the Norm Smith Votes before the game was even over
>>157923287Toon Arm-ee and Gary Ridgway, /afl/ trips who met up at the footy
>>157923309It was obvious. they do it every GF btw
>>157923321wtf she think im bbc or sum?
>shattoos
>>157923321when sisza was a little girl like year 1 or 2 she used to do that when she was happy or whatever and mumberg would always gasp and tell her off, don't do that and we never understood why til years laternow she gets angry when i bring it up
sometimes it's decided before the first bounceyou have to remember that AFL is a branch of the deep state
>>157923313>fell for this memeLmao
Lounge literally has the most retarded tattoos ever, very masculine ‘pieces’ on her forearms
>>157923321What would prompt Lachina Neale to upload such a video?
>8 inch stroke rangeUh... might need to sit this one out.
>>157907594bit late
Funny how the GF plays second fiddle to the trade period nowadays
>>157923321hot
>>157923410this is more than braless
>>157923410That’s what Nick Daicos looks like when he’s naked and lying down
>>157923410cor could just sneak right up in there and just suckle on those dangly lips
where do you guys think Nick will go on holiday this off season?last year he went to France
Furphy time
>>157923430Israel >>157920642
It’s up, ladshttps://form.typeform.com/to/HOcvJ6Al
>>157923447Finally
le new home owners who are over leveraged and in debt for life are the ultimate cucks
>>157923472How is renting a shitbox for similar prices to mortgage payments any better?
>>157923447Not clicking that link fuck off
>>157923483you'll understand when you're older
>>157923492Not an answer
>>157923447filled one out and said I go for collingwood
Tradies think they deserve my respect for shitting out crappy cheap townhouses that smell weird and fall apart after 6 months?
>>157923496go port btw
>>157923502>cheapthey're like 1.5 mil now and will likely not even last a few decades without serious structural refurbishments every now and then
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
Uncontested Daicos
Are you blokes looking forward to the summer of cricket?
>>157923502Nothing wrong with using liquid nails, m8. It's standards compliant.
>>157923530No, dead sport, I’ll be watching the A-League
>>157923530Yeah lad, gives me something to listen to while I work
Only watch the footy. Not interested in Indian sports
>>157923530Who are >we playing in the 3 day test matches?
>>157923243
Does CartCunt still post here?
where does this leave the premiership window and defensive stats?
developers are laughing at all the retards paying over a mil for a "townhouse" these homes if you can call them that will become the new eye-sore crime ridden commission housing people actively avoid living near in the future
Does anyone here drink their own piss?
>>157923550Not after he hammered a prostitutes head after she made fun of his drinks cart
no I'm not a kiwi
Might bandwagon the Roosters
>>157923569Is this true? I stopped posting here for a few years
There's no need for a new thread for a few months right?
>>157923580No, we’re all moving to /cric/ and /ayy/
cricket is such a boring sport unless you're batting
>>157923580huh trade season just started that's arguably more important than regular season for real clubs we've got months of discussion over that and then we have pre-season as well after that?
>>157923548Is the 1% win chance on it being two kings?
sydney won 2026 by winning the QF
>>157923592Looking forward to my porties and the bulldogs colluding for trade deals and copping draft tampering charges and being stripped of all picks.
what are some things that you're just not allowed to talk about?
>>157923577Yes
>>157923567Sometimes, why,
>>157923605The pleasure of having a foreskin.Makes cutfags absolutely seethe and women start attacking you since they mutilated their child.
>>157923605I don’t care anymore, my circle is as redpilled as me
There's a cricket match on
>>157923622Not real cricket
Absolutely putrid thread. Season ends and everyone fucks off.
My erect penis looks the same as Chad Warners
wonder if any strippers attended the pullman last night
>>157923646Go kill your self you fucking bigger
*nigger
>>157921303
At least one of you blokes is pinching stuff I've created then posted here and posting it on bigfooty. Those are MY likes, you fraud.
Fred were the real winners yesterday
>>157923687How so?
Why do you cunts obsess over bigfooty it's a shithole worse than plebbit?
now that the dust has settled was fighting for wharfie time and getting a premiership poster changed a bad idea?
>>157923502we dont demand your (lol) respect, we dont consider you anything other than a source of income.not that you could afford to engage us for anyithng, or have anything worth us building .
Who do tradies call when they have to clean up my shit from their floors?
>>157923697winning a premiership was too masculine and not inclusive enough
>>157923694Just goes to show how old some of the cunts on here are lol. It’s a boomer site from the early 2000s. Wouldn’t be surprised if we had 70 year olds in here.
>>157923705How are cats so good at learning where the heater is?
>>157923706why would they clean up your shit, ramesh?
>>157923663Not true. Plenty of people remember that Nathan Buckley NEVER won a flag.
i wonder how the mood is on the big bus trip to perth right now
>>157923711We do. Or at least we've had people larping as that old here. There seems to be a lot of 35 - 49 year old posters but that makes sense considering the demographics of 4chan.
>>157923694love this image mate
Reckon the wallabies might enjoy the Waallabarfie time undertaker theme?
>>157923694Bigfooty is -the- site for people who take their footy seriously and don't mind mingling with other fanbases.
>>157923734thanks
>>157923725more like big BUST trip
Is there anyone under 25 in this general?
>>157923725
>>157923783no m8, you're on your own (like usual)
>>157923783No one on 4chan is under 25.The last time people came here was the 2016 US elections. That was 10 years ago, so they would've needed to have been interested in politics at 14.
Teams should play wharfie time next year against freo if they are leading in the 4th quarter to trigger their players ptsd
A huge congratulations to the following premiership winners:>PRE-SEASON PREMIERSHIP: Carlton Blues (Beating both Brisbane and Geelong in the practise rounds)>MARCH PREMIERSHIP: Western Bulldogs (4 Wins, 0 Losses)>MAY PREMIERSHIP: Sydney Swans (9 Wins, 1 Loss)>MID-SEASON PREMIERSHIP: Fremantle Dockers (14 Wins, 1 Loss)>SCORED OVER 100 POINTS AGAINST THE TWO-TIME PREMIERS PREMIERSHIP:Western Bulldogs, Sydney, Melbourne, Geelong, GWS, Fremantle, Carlton, Hawthorn
>>157923798lgm
Migrate, NEETS and angry loners>>157923815>>157923815>>157923815
>>157923725Wharfie time.... didn't work?
>>157923783zoomies use the sharty and discord>>157923800doesn't help that the website is run by a skeleton crew and most of the plugins hadn't been touched between moot leaving and the hack
