Dan won and promoted to yokozuna edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious >>157905583
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>>157922697danbros...
SUMO IS SAVED!!!!!!!!!! DANFAGS TONGUE MY FUCKING ANUS!!!!!!!!
We did it bros
HAHAHAHAHA
>>157922697Delete this shit right now.
blasted
>>157922734yes sir~
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Was about time we saw a current Yokozuna winning a tournament
>>157922697>Dan yusho equivalent edition Dan can still get promoted, horse got promoted on a Y+JY combo
Balance has been restored to the dohyo.
>>157922782There it is dude >>157922771
>>157922803you have a chip on your shoulder about dan. you act like he beat you up in front of your crush or something.
Onosato crying because he knows massah Kisenosato won't beat him tonight.
>>157922734No worries. He'll get the rope in 2 months.
>>157922836the vertical one
You did it Onosato! You saved Japan!
>>157922697Danfags on suicide watch
>>157922824No, he's acting like Aonishiki shit his pants in front of a whole crowd of people. Which he did...
Lmao just push
Now it’s Horshoryu’s turn to yusho.
Good for sato but zuna should be feared and not nervously cheered like this
>Onosato: 6 yusho, 2 jun-yusho>Hoshoryu: 2 yusho, 6 jun-yushoPic unrelated.
>>157922933It's like pottery; it rhymes
Antidans are a pathetic bunch.Anyways, who will his car date be?
>>157922928Onosato needs to embrace the evil spirits and become demon of the dohyo
>>157922942Are there any other sekitori in his stable?
>>157922942Shirokuma or Takayasu propably
>>157922953it's grim
Green macaroon detected
>>157922942>Antidans are a pathetic bunchHe says posting in a thread with literal Danfag fanfiction in the OP
Without morale support from Dan, Onosato never would've been able to win this yusho, so really Dan is the victor, and a selfless humble hero.
>>157922989And I will keep saying it.
Should have a gaint pack of cigarettes trophy. 1 years worth of ciggys, japs love to smoke
DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
>>157922942>Antidans are a pathetic bunch.Dan cocksuckers are also a pathetic bunch. Two sides of the same coin.
/xs/ awaits
>>157923043>He falls for the false flag dan posts. Not doing the stereotype any favors.>>157923052We still have this whole thread
>>157923052It's going to be waiting a while, threads take 20-30 hours to bump off the board on sp.
I'm fuckin' snottin' and bawlin' boys, I'm cryin' on my shit, I'm fuckin' weepin', I'm fuckin' straight shedding tears bro, I'm crying for my boy bro
>>157923018Which sekitori are even known to smoke? Midorifuji is the only active one that comes to my mind.
That lad in purple was having a good time
They had a more official-looking paper bag with writing on it to receive the mysterious parcel the guy with a shovel digs up from the middle of the ring at the endIn previous years it was a convennce store shopping bag
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>>157923137
>>157923085The cool ones do
LGTSS >Dan
TAKAYASU ON THE RIDE!!! THE MEMES!!!
'yasu in the car
>playing yamato themesongkino
BROS
>ending montage from abema
I wish to see 'yasu not being the one to hold the flag... some day...
>>157923085at the London jungyo there was a corner where they hang out and smoke in the open. Ichiyamamoto, Wakamotoharu, Abi, Hiradoumi, Tamawashi, Shodai, Churanoumi, Hitoshi that I can remember. Mitakeumi and Daieisho vape. Apparently Hoshoryu used to smoke but stopped when he became more serious
>>157923322I won't believe next basho and he will go 15-0
congrats to Big Ohe needed this
>>157923322Big O is so happy
11-4J is not a yusho equivalentthe retarded danfag is gonna bring up hoshoryu but his yusho equivalent was 13-2J, TWO whole wins morenumbers do matter in rope runs
>>157923621he's going to continue to post whatever gets attention and you're going to continue to give it to him because you're a fat little moo cow who needs milking
>>157923621not only that but the JSA was desperate to have a yokozuna, but now there's already two
>>157923630he can continue being a retarded faggot all he wantsbut other casuals that can read and understand need to know why his retarded ramblings don't make sense
>>157923630>because you're a fat little moo cow who needs milkingwho's doing the milking?
>>157922697>me explaining everybody how Dan will be promoted if he wins next basho
>>157923701ok, go on, explain
Haters coping ultra hard today lol
Two... not one but two 8-7 Ozeki and none is Kotozakurathefuck
>>157923701here's why aonishiki would never get promoted even if he wins 15-0Y next time outmusashimaru was not promoted with 12-3J 15-0Y which is quite literally better than what aonishiki can achieve
>>157923830God I fucking love Musashimaru, Akebono gets (deserved) credit for being first but I think I'll always be a Musashimaru lad, I still hold out hope that Tokunomusashi will sneak into Juryo in the next couple of years and give the old man a sekitori.
>>157923677For R&R and milking, they send the sumo to places like the Watanabe experience Farm - Hokkaido
how many times did yasu choke on the last day?could he still do it?
Niggatame secures the 9-6, all is right in the world. Not even diseases from the 1800's can keep him down. He will yusho next basho, screenshot this. See you lads on the containment thread.
wtf happened to Atomic Fuji?
Onosharto no more. What happened to Atamifuji? He started off so strong but just kinda deflated.
>>157924747his mental 110% detonated.
>>157924747The feefees got to him
>>157922942>act like a retard>get told to fuck off>"you guys are pathetic"lol
>>157924747he got the yips
The main reason why Danfags suck shit is because they don't respect the divine macaron
>>157923639Yeah if he achieved zen yusho in November and absolutely spanked Onosato, then maybe... But not under any other circumstances. 11-4 yushos are pretty much unheard of, so you can't reasonably consider an 11-4 jun yusho as an equivalent. They will be in no rush to promote Aonishiki with two yokozuna, under circumstances more lax than Hoshoryu.
>>157923830That was then, this is now. I do think Aonishiki would have a chance with 15-0, and soundly defeating Onosato in the process, but under no other circumstance
>>157922697>Dan won and promoted to yokozuna editionNice FUCKING spoilers, OP.
>>157925370it doesn't matter what you thinkthere is a precedent set, and from the modern era no less, this isn't from the time when there were less than 6 basho per year, or less than 15 days in a bashoso it would not be changed for someone like aonishiki
Ao will not become YKZ. He will share the guard duties with Zakura-san and try to stay Ozeki for several years.Why? He's 22 and pretty battered already. He's severely undersized amid the big boys and shoving 180kg dudes around takes its toll even when you're otherwise strong and technical. Even just one Gonoyama-blast per basho will hurt and it accumulates.(same for Fujinokawa btw)
>>157923043>Antidans are eastern europeans with weird ukraine inferiority complexesSorry you got mogged by the 6'10 ukrainian basketball player, better luck next life champ
>>157925473Gonoyama isnt the big guys though, hes shorter than fujinokawa
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>>157926716BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER
notice how onosato was crying during kimi ga yothat's the difference between a yokozuna and a hinkaku no nai foreign ozeki who will never rope
>>157928635>neverFunny way of spelling "in two months", thoe.
>>157928635I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not afraid to say it; my estimation of Daiki Nakamura as a man just fucking plummeted.
>>157929334What of your estimation of Onosato then?
>>157929789He's ok.
>>157929334Did the now-absent father figure in your life once tell you it's gay to cry or something?
>>157929143i was talking about kirishitma but thanks for taking the bait hehe
>>157924747Mental manlet, same issue as Oho
>>157926716What was Eisei doing in front of him
>>157936316Assuming the position
>>157936316Reconsidering his life choices.
Kachi-koshi.. barely. We Makuuchi now.
>>157924881>everyone is the same posterPathetic
Rewatching day 15 highlights on NHK and the cut to Teru's disappointed face after Atamifuji fumbled(again) was so fucking funny, actual comedy gold, I didn't notice that in the live broadcast yesterday lol
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>>157940206Man the only thing I miss from only watching Abema are the Hanamichi cams.
>>157940546I've got a couple of the replay monitor cam caps.
most impressive: fujinokawabiggest disappointment: kirishimamildest disappointment: kotoeihomost exactly as expected: shishimost exceeding expectations: kotozakurabiggest clown: atamifuji
>>157923621Dan won 14 in July, horse won 25 across two bashoes to get promoted and Dan accomplished the same feat. If the JSA doesn't promote Dan to yokozuna its because of racism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZojAEhZ8P6k
did anyone download the makuuchi vids from don don sumo? He just privated up to day 6 as I was finishing day 4 :(any chance I can get a gofile link with 5 and 6?
>>157922860>Dan doesn't actually adjust for for the same strategyEasier said than done.>go for a belt gripDan gets launched 5 feet away before you touch the belt>try to pushDan gets launched 5 feet away before your hands reach his body>hit and shiftDan gets launched 5 feet away at the "hit part">>157922880>henkaHenka works better on guys who charge forward with their head down with everything they got. Onosato is explosive, but he doesn't overcommit there. It's only after you draw him into deeper waters does he panic pull and overthink.Sumo training tends to over-emphasize the tachiai part, but in Dan's case, he needs to work on it. Everyone who beat Onosato this basho managed to survive the tachiai without giving up much ground.
>>157945817The thing I don't understand is why doesn't he launch more wrestlers 5 feet away? How is the matchup so one-sided when Aonishiki doesn't have trouble beating other wrestlers who are capable of forcing Onosato to move backwards?
>wake up>no sumo
>>157946088Thank god. I get so sleep deprived every time there's a basho going on.
How can you not love Onosato? Guy is so wholesome
>>157946088Getting to do stuff during the mornings again
>>157926716why is there just a regular shirtless dude in front theremake-a-wish?
>>157946569I dont mind the guy, like at all, i feel that he is probably a good blokeI just find his sumo extremely boring, which is not his fault, as long as he is winning the onus is on the opponents to "solve" himBUT HE IS SO BORINGEven on those pull back ninja jumps,those are also getting old
>>157947445>make-a-wish?Basically.
>>157948304Dude's name was STRANGE?Also, damn how much bigger was div 6 back then?
>>157948319Don't use numbers, you'll just confuse yourself.Jonokuchi is always as big as it needs to be. Jonidan was at 140 ranks (east and west). Sandanme was at 100 ranks. Makushita at the usual 60. Juryo at 26 ranks. Makuuchi had just 38 rikishi.
>>157946569I just have this nagging fear that he'll turn out the same way his master did
>>157948319Last name. That's not that... strange
>>157946007Because they're different wrestlers with different styles, builds, and attributes. Real life doesn't work on >wrestler A beats wrestler B>wrestler B beats wrestler C>therefore wrestler A beats wrestler Clogic.
>>157942402his record in July wouldn't factor into it
>>157944502>gibes me dat of free!!!>t. negro
>>157945847When did they start letting mong oyakata out of his cage?
>>157934524>retarded leaf doesn't know a Sopranos reference when he sees one
>>157951738I understood the reference AND agree with the leaf.
>>157951630pls, I will send you 1 XMR
>>157953151I will send you the n word
