Slap him like he owes you money edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157895021
>Onosato
>>157905170>what were hamsters doing in a love hotel?
>>157905622
every kotozakura bout feels like a 50/50 coin flip
it's grim dudeswe may never see a 14-1 again
>>157905700Every Shishi bout feels like rolling a d20
>>157905702Onosato just needs more practice doing the heimlich maneuver.
Who's winning this one between Sato and Dan? Feel like Dan gonna choke hard.
>>157905753Dan has always struggled against Onosato and his win last basho was a desperation sidestep at the bales that just happened to work, kind of like Fujinokawa's win against Asanoyama today.If Aonishiki wins, it'll be because Onosato choked.
>>157905574Asshole on the dohyo? At most he will stare at niggas for 30 minutes at the tachiai
>>157905768>If Aonishiki wins, it'll be because Onosato choked.True. But I feel like Aonishiki chokes because his dream of obtaining Yokozuna fucked with his head like that trip at the finish line kind of way.
>>157905733Just wa-ACK
Jesus Christ Atami is getting exposed this second week, hopefully he will start going for the mawashi again after getting beat because of it this much
Iconic images from sumo
>>157905770These two are always great together
>>157905770solid ozeki match
>>157905780I think Aonishiki's been losing more because his usual opponents are adapting to his style and putting more focus on defending their belt. He's been finding ways to win without his favorite grip though.
>>157905753Onosato has the greatest chance to win. He just needs to bulldoze him with letting Dan to sidestep. But the longer this bout will be the better Dan's chance to win it.
>>157905753The matchup heavily favors Onosato. Onosato generally just yeets Aonishiki, but something tells me the Kotozakura bout will still be fucking with him and he'll cough it up. Just my prediction.
>>157905770Kirishima really made him work for it that time.
>>157905882Aonishiki works hard for a lot of his wins. Too often honestly. But he is a fairly undersized technique guy so you expect that.
Shishi's got Asasuiryu, both on 7-7. I think retard might be able to steal a win here
>>157905975also Takayasu and Fujiryoga another thrilling 7-7 bout
based general
>>157905975Shishi be my favorite Jabroni Sumo and would be happy if he derps his way to a winning record this bout.
>Zak can kadoban Kirishima while getting 10-5Funny
>>157906003god he was mad at himself.
>>157906023
>>157906022surely Zak will just roll over here, he's already got his parking spot, what does he care
>>157906029
>>157906054>all these old japanese people smell bad i dont want to do this 15 days a month i want to go home
who's getting the prizes
>>157906096me
>>157906096Fujinokawa 100%, Takayasu perhaps but if he gets kk because he defeated Onosato. Toshinofuji if he wins and maybe Asanoyama and Wakamotoharu if they win. These are my speculations
Abi Shishi match had 0 envelopesI understand they aren't the most popular rikishi but... zero?It seemed so weird
>>157906382Pearls before swine when its Shishis bout
AOOOOOONIGSHIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
some days you're the pearl and some days you're the swine
>>157906030Zak is divine gatekeeper, he fucks over dreams of unworthy negative hinkaku apes. So, its pretty much guaranteed the mongoloid is getting his kadoban
>>157906029FUCK YEAHCK
What are the odds of KAZUMA winning makuuchi tomorrow
>>157906029look at the sheer amount of evil spirits watching>>157906054it's sad when the zuna match reminds you of a mori match, just with more muscle
>>157908408>it's sad when the zuna match reminds you of a mori matchDoesn't this just mean that moriurara is closer than ever to being yokozuna?
>>157906636The neo-Shodai
>>157878761>>157878761>>157878761
>>157908670Deutschbro what are the lottery numbers?
>>157905873>but something tells me the Kotozakura bout will still be fucking with him Yeap. Even in this thread everyone was glazing him full time for giving out only 1 kinboshi to maegashitters. I imagine the hype around having a real yokozuna was 10x in Japan. And he let that slip through his fingers. He's a mental midget is the vibe I get from him.
>While you studied the shiko, I studied the chanko
Still can't believe Dan droned him in the shoulder.
>>157909013>Just before Aonishiki and Onosato face each other, Ryogoku gets flooded by hundreds of drones that turn Onosato into liveleak video
>>15790883727102930510
>>157908942Doesn't matter if he's a mental midget desu. A healthy Onosato should win at least a yusho or two yearly just by trucking mfers. Mental midgethood is keeping him from being like a top 5 yokozuna ever
>>157909249> A healthy Onosato should win at least a yusho or two yearly just by trucking mfers Even as fucked as he is he still could walk people off with 1 good hand. But he's still young maybe he can still grow up into an unstoppable machine.
How many "he can just truck everyone" guys do we need to go through before people understand those guys have a short shelf life? Their style of sumo leaves them open to being injured more frequently, and less able to work around those injuries. They burn bright but fast. Onosato was fantastic making it to yokozuna, but he's not going to last long. His style doesn't give him the durability needed.
horseshitryu tearfully watching onosato and aonishiki fighting for the yusho on senshuraku
>>157909415Sort of like how Tochinoshin forklifted his way out of a pair of good knees half into his makuuchi career?
>>157905753>Who's winning this one between Sato and Dan?Onosato is going to pull it off. The white Yokozuna is a pipe dream.
reminder that dan would already be zuna without injuries
>"He was mentally weak," said Chairman Hakkaku of the Sumo Association regarding Atami Fuji's fourth consecutive loss, adding, "He's still not ready to become an Ozeki (second-highest rank in sumo)."
Niggatame secures the KK. The honorary white man marches on.
>>157909801Tomato...
>>157905770im new to sumo but is this not exactly how every dan win goes? he pins head between chest and grabs belt and rides them out. waits until they try and do something that puts them off balance in some direction and then attacks. its the same exact style like every time
In the dressing room, Ōnosato answered questions with his eyes closed.When asked if he rushed his attack, he quietly said “Yes.” Regarding falling back to three losses, he said his approach wouldn’t change and he would “stay focused and finish strong.”
When asked if he fears the white demon, he quietly said “Yes.”
>>157909962Yes and no. He always applies his talent from freestyle wrestling but there are plenty of times where there's an opening that he can take right away in more sumo-ish fashion
How the tables have turned. Dan the smaller skilled wrestler Takanohana meme gaijin vs Onosato the enormous overpowering Akebono spaz jap
>>157909801>MENTALLY WEAKAgree
onosato doesn't deserve to win because of the shameful display in webm related he pulled.>>157909415onosato has been doing great this basho at least, aside from his blunder against takayasu. chiyonofuji made a comeback from two fucked up shoulders and became one of the most popular yokozuna of all time.
Clown basho avoided. Dan winning would make for an exciting basho in November but I would be happy with Onosato winning as well. Funny that Horseshit is out and the evil spirits have finally abated.
>>157909801lol hakkaku shitting on ozeki prospect, i like it.also i wouldn't like to be in onosato's place right now, the fucking pressure from everyone lmao, he's gonna be a wreck tomorrow and will lose.
how insufferable is the danfag gonna be when aonishiki wins again but doesn't get promoted because danfag doesn't understand the fucking rules
>>157911004i would rather see dan lose for that and similar reasons
and in case the danfag decides to fucking read for onceaonishiki was a SEKIWAKE in July, upon securing a 10th win, he merely guaranteed his RETURN to OZEKI for the NEXT TOURNAMENT, aka NOWyou DO NOT change ranks in the MIDDLE of the tournament you fucking retardtherefore he is not in a yokozuna run
how is juryo so bad that even old fuck tamawashi is vying for yusho?
>>157911232Kayo really shit the bed this basho.
>>157911004>the danfagI am LegionOnosato should be forced to retire if he loses to all 3 Ozeki.
>>157911232That's former Sekiwake Tamawashi to you, bud
>>157911253It was Kagayaki who choked. He really doesn't seem to want to end his career with any distinction whatsoever.
>it's been a year since we've had a non 12-3 yushoclown times
>>157911782Not Aonishikis problem
Me on the right clapping
>>157911232its like fucking Tamawashi was still a perfectly fine mid-low maegashira wrestler that just got a terrible basho due to injuryWhen should Tamawashi retire? when there are 70 better wrestlers than him, keep getting paid uncUntil them im very happy to keep seeing him in the banzuke, fuck them kids
>>157912175>evil spirits aren't real
>>157912308You better start believing in evil spirits anonThey believe in you>YOISHO
>>157911253I wouldn't say shit the bed, he had two really hard fought losses. >>157905583 and the one the day before were both matches he had the guy on the ropes and just couldn't get that last push. Shitting the bed is what Kirishima did this month.
>KWABosato at it againkekKEK
How is it even possible for sumo to be this shit?
Can someone explain to me why Onosato's opponents went Kiri -> Zak -> Dan? Aren't the two highest ranked guys mean to be the final bout? Why wasn't that Kiri?
>>157913308Ozeki are ozeki, the difference in rank between them are basically vestigial. Onosato's opponents were as such because Dan was the strongest ozeki with the highest chance of title contention for the final day.
>>157913371Kirishitma has gone 12-3 the last three basho. Dan has not. You're just saying dumb shit because you're humming while you have Dan's nutsack in your mouth.
I’m a time traveler from January 9th, 2027. Ask me anything.
>>157913402What's $SOXL at?
>>157913394Do you think they set the entire schedule before the tournament?
>>157913394Onosato's ozeki opponents went in ascending order of who had the better records after day 12. This isn't hard to understand if you're not a baby.
>>157913492I'm a baby who's going to shit in my pants and make you clean it up while calling me a messy baby, faggot.
>>157913469$180
>>157913503
>>157913394Idiot.
>another 12-3 yushoanother 12-3 yusho>another 12-3 yushoanother 12-3 yusho>another 12-3 yushoanother 12-3 yusho>another 12-3 yushoanother 12-3 yusho
>>157914064
The requirements for being promoted to Yokozuna are so retarded and arbitrary. Dan has been the most dominant rikishi for almost a year now and is about to yusho 4 of the last 6 bashos and yet they won't promote him unless he wins ANOTHER one.
Yokozuna aren't necessary. The rank is a privilege, not a right.
>Four yusho>Not a YokozunaHe's speedrunning Takakeisho's career.
>>157914123same rule apply to everyone. if he is so dominant, he should have no problem winning another one and if he can't, then he doesn't deserve it.
>you're in sanyaku>but we do not grant you the rank of yokozuna
>>157914123>they won't promote him unless he wins ANOTHER oneCorrect, and rightfully soGet to Ozeki, and win 2 basho on a row or fuck offEnough with the free ropes
>dan_2036.jpg
>>157913308The whole spiritual premise of sumo is having a ladder of increasingly intense battles between gods so a primary goal is to make the last days the most meaningful for the tournament outcome.It's also why Kinbozo absolutely had to get smacked down by Dan first and not the other zeki. He had to immediately prove that he was worthy of consideration for yusho/junyusho and (surprise) he wasn't.
guys we already settled thisthey will promote him if he wins tomorrow, he was technically and spiritually Ozeki at the end of the last tournament
>>157914304I hate that he took down that video, it was Youtube kino, up there with the Garfield Pipe Strip video.>Failed actor comes out of 20 year retirement>Does the entire thing in one take without smiling once>Leaves without saying another word>It ends up being the highest rated video of his career
>>157914123>retarded and arbitrarySure, if you're a fucking RETARD, which, apparently, you are.
>>157914326Are you talking about the fake mario 64 speedrunner exposed vid? Who was it that made that?
>>157914123That's the kind of anxiety that gave Horse the rope
>>157914388No, it was a video by a guy called Pannenkoek showing how to complete Mario 64's "Watch for Rolling Rocks" star in the least A presses possible, which was zero so long as you already had the A button held down when you entered the stage. Achieving this feat went through a number of insane steps like generating incredible amounts of speed, bouncing Mario of specifically angled triangles on a slope back up to where the star is, and most famously, effective parralel universes.
>win 2 basho on a row or fuck off
>>157914456Don't forget the giant Hello Kitty!
>>157914436But he didn't take it down, unless you're talking about another video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>157914537I remember the video being much longer than that but maybe I'm just remembering it wrong, or the thumbnail changed or something.
>>157912980
>>157914456correctamundoim a hoshoryu dickrider, i think that when he is healthy is the most interesting rikishi to watch but he shouldn't had been promoted on a playoff and a winYou should need 2 wins in a row or a win/playoff/win at the very least
>>157914664The current JSA Chairman's Yokozuna promotion was weaker than Hoshoryu's and he went on to be a fine Yokozuna.
>>157914123danfags are so annoying and retarded
You wouldn't need a ydc if it was a hard rule. They obviously want to take more than just the last two records into account.
>>157914710It's just that one jackass.
>>157914740Every time the YDC makes exceptions to the hard rule, they end up fucking up. First you had the cereal box yokozuna of the Showa period where a bunch of forgettable glorified ozeki filled in the space under the deserving yokozuna. It culminated in the disaster that was Futahaguro, and the insistence on back-to-back after that. Lessening that requirement after over 20 years has just led to a weakening in the quality of yokozuna.
>>157914701>The current JSA Chairman's Yokozuna promotion was weaker than Hoshoryu'sNot that far off, better "last three" tournaments and promoted on a win and a playoff instead of a playoff and a win, which yeah i would agree has worse optics but wouldnt really call it weaker, if it is is not by muchAnyhow, fuck them allWin Win or Win Playoff Win or FUCK OFFThats my rulingEither way dan would need next basho, but would get the rope even losing on a playoff this one going by my ruling which is now cannon and im making official with the JSA as we speak
These are the only legitimate yokozuna, everyone else is a fraud.
>>157914123rules are rules dude. only yokozuna can take a break due to injury without losing his rank. that said nothing wrong with getting your promotion with 5 yushos.
>>157914819>playoff Runner-up (jun-yusho) not playoff (yusho-doten).
13-2 is yokozuna sumo
>>157914456>>157914473
>>157915074I understand the difference you are pointing but you know what i meant, what the sumo community usually calls>yusho equivalent performance
>>157915185Sure, but you can't just use those interchangeably because they aren't the same. A playoff loss is a yusho equivalent by default. A runner-up may not be.
>>157910564spiritual kick
>>157915218oh yeah, you are righti was thinking it the other way around, like when the fuck would a playoff not qualify, when its actually the runner up which might not qualifyYou are correct anon
>>157915336>when the fuck would a playoff not qualifyOnly very rarely, thankfully.
>>157915287spiritual kickfliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HWrSsNMwY
Someone post that match where Aonishiki got blown out by one handed Onosato.
>>157915218>A playoff loss is a yusho equivalent by defaultNo.>>157915336>when the fuck would a playoff not qualifypicrel
>>157915084By this standard>doing yokozuna sumoOnosatoKotozakuraKirishimaHoshoryu>not doing yokozuna sumoAonishiki
>>157915699it really was crazy. i don't know why sato doesn't just smack the shit out of everyone. he would give them all instant concussions and win on the spot
Dan will never be yokozuna
>>157915815They were never going to rope Takakeisho. He is irrelevant to all discussion of Yokozuna promotion.
are we back?
>>157916014No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6sb0aBO1uk
>>157916019damn
>>157915888>>157915969This is the first thing you post when the site is back up?Dan Derangement Syndrome is one hell of a disease. Terminal illness for browns
>>157916195America is an Indian colony and Ukraine belongs to North Koreans. Dan will never be a yokozuna.
Niggatame will be Yokozuna before Dan. The true honorary white man.
First time I’ve seen a double monoii.
>>157916195Browns love Dan
>Hoshoryu sits out>Solid 0% clown basho
>>157917245>0% clown bashoBoth juryo and makuuchi yusho leaders choked their leads away and we're getting our sixth makuuchi 12-3 in a row, and among the ozeki two of them were never really in the yusho race and one of them, nominally a frontrunner at the start, is one match from going kadoban. It's modestly clownish
>>157917245It’s okay. He’s retiring in October. Sumo will be saved from the Horde.
>>157917245I want clown bashos. So I want him back.
>>157914123Dan is perfectly capable of being promoted under the normal rules. Just because he's a zoomer doesn't mean he needs to be coddled like one.
>>157917862All I need to see is Shishi catapulting manlets into the crowd with a grin on his face.
>>157917862This.
>>157914866>Wakanohana>legitimateSpeaking of zunas who never yuusho'ed after roping...
What time eastern will the Dan vs Onosato bout be? 5 am? 6 am? I don't think I can stay up that late...
>>157918124Championship day runs an hour earlier than a normal day, so around 3:45 AM?
>>1579181246:30 am
Are there no playoffs except maybe Juryo this basho?
>>157918206Correct.
>>157918124pst chads stay winning
>>157918206if juryo gets a playoff at all, it'll be a three-way. kagayaki, kitanowaka, and whoever wins between tamawashi and kayou
>>157918206never again...
>>157917745>we're getting our sixth makuuchi 12-3 in a roNobody gives a single fuck about a 12-3 basho as long as it's entertaining. You faggots whinging about that shit are abject cancer and should have your heads caved in with bricks.
the east is red
>>157918619Who shit in your Cheerios, faggot?
>>157914237horseSHITryu has two career yushoes and he is yokozuna, Dan should already have been promoted
>>157918657ANSWER ME DOMON
three matches for kk and one for the cup is pretty good, i just wish it wasn't another fucking 12-3
I just enjoy watching Sumo.I have rikishi I like, but as long as it's a good match then I don't care who wins.
>>157918962Bitch numbers.
when was the last time a rikishi pulled off the yokozuna run to kadoban combo?
>>157918741I agree, the whining makes no sense.>No you see I want the rest of the guys to suck and one guy win 14-1 15-0 constantly>The LAST THING I want is for there to be 3-4 guys who could legitimately win each basho and to not know who the winner is until the final day
>>157919135You mean being up for promotion but getting makekoshi? Aonishiki in March.
>>157915084teru got promoted in the weakest era, his only competition on the banzuke was a 50 year old fossil and a 5' tall butterball and he still barely made it
>>157919163without kwabbing to an injury i mean
>>157915923Dan broke onosato's spine and made him sit out for half a year
>>157919154There can be both. I don't think most people talking about 12-3 are whining though. Just pointing out the fact that's damn odd to get that result 6 times in a row.
>>157919201Speak English, please.
>>157919154I just want yokozuna who aren't kinboshi printers, and ozeki who don't choke against maegashira. Since May 2019 we've only had a yusho winner sweep against maegashira 5 times. The upper sanyaku needs to actually stand out from the pack, and we're going on 7 years now where they've consistently failed to do so.
Friendly reminder that Dan is already a mortal lock guarantee for yokozuna promotion after this basho.He yushœ'd as an ozeki in July and he is guaranteed at minimum a yusho equivalent for Aki, so he will be appointed at the next yokozuna on Wednesday regardless what happens tonight.
>>157919356I hate that this is going to be the discourse for the next two months.
Is Dan really yokozuna material?
I come from the near future. Dan is Yokozuna. Horse retired in shame. Shishi has suddenly gotten good and is a shin-Komusubi. Nabatame broke Ryuden’s neck clean in half. Moriurara is back in Jonidan. Zak is 8-7.
>>157919401He does it to make you mad, you can choose to ignore it and just have a giggle.
>>157919404Dan is already yokozuna
>>157919322What a pathetic piece of shit. Why don't you take your faggot ass to F1 since you don't like actual competition.
>>157919401>two monthsIt's going to be this way until he intais...
HorseSHITryu is playing soccer in Mongolia
>>157919216The 12-3's are a direct consequence of having no real yokozunaDuring periods of dominance most years didn't even have a single 12-3So it's not weird, but actually what you should expect with this field
>kirishima on the verge of kadobanoh hell ye->going up against zak who already has his KKoh godammit
>>157919438>if you actually want yokozuna and ozeki to act like real yokozuna and ozeki then you hate sumo!
Good luck getting 14-1 or 15-0 with guys like Yoshinofuji in the division.
>>157919356>dan>ozeki>in julyappears our resident dantard has developed amnesia again
>>157919504Six in a row is objectively weird.
>>157919322It should be pretty weird for somebody to stand out that much. If JSA got the recruitment they wanted they should have enough talent that anybody in makuuchi could lose to anyone else in makuuchi, sanyaku included
Does he have what it takes to make it to salary (eventually)
>>157919616Who is this and why should we care about him?
>>157919616Maybe. Ask again in two months.
>>157919640Slurp your slop, you grumpy sod.
>>157919438No need to bring this kind of talk out on the last day of the basho, Frank
>>157919616He will hit a wall in upper makushita but I think after a year of bulking up he will make it.
>>157919717Lower makushita even.
>>157919616Your question has been answered.
>>157919788Because he beat a broken 40 year old?
Special Prizes:Outstanding performance - Takayasu (with a win and Onosato yusho)Fighting Spirit - Fujinokawa (guaranteed), Churanoumi, Asanoyama, Toshinofuji (with a win today)Technique - None
>>157919836>Takayasu (with a win and Onosato yusho)for takayasu to get the prize onosato has to win? that seems weird
>>157919836>based IkioiMiss him.
>>157919836>and Onosato yushoI know its probably normal but that sounds so silly to me. "Well it would've been a great performance this month but Onosato didn't win so oh well." You could say that the reason he didn't win was because his loss to Takayasu.
>>157919851Shukun-sho is as much about beating the yusho winner as it is about beating a yokozuna. If Onosato finishes on 11 wins, there's not really anything outstanding about beating him.
God I'm nervous about tonight, Onosato is the first guy I watched rise from lower ranks and really rooted for when I was newer to it. I've had injuries way less serious than his that knocked me on my ass for longer, he's inspiring. I hope like hell he can do it tonight. I'd never have expected the loss to kotozakura yesterday but here we are.
Love Tochimaru always going full E Honda.
>>157919880Onosato was never at the lower ranks.
>>157919882the first two I watched he was makushita
>>157919880Dude, Onosato debuted at Makushita #10 and was a Juryo 2 tournaments later. Dude's never even seen the lower ranks.
>>157919900Exactly.
>>157919836no technique prize? is that normal?
>in his legendary run through jonidan today Onosato threw his opponent out of the ring with such force that upon landing on his neck backwards he died. This brings the current count to four dead. Onosato is currently set to win his bracket with only one loss.
>>157919948Yeah.
>>157919836I'm not believing hard enough to think that Takayasu can beat Fujiryogre
>>157919836What makes it especially outstanding for takayasu? He's been in sanyaku a ton and yusho contender as well
>>157919836Do they get extra money at least?
>>157919994You can't win prizes when you're at Ozeki level or higher, iirc, and Takayasu was an Ozeki for quite some time.
>>157919994It's given to a rikishi who beats the yusho winner/yokozuna.
>>157919994because he got beaten by onosato but managed to survive long enough to get the win anyways. very impressive.
>>157919994they're terrified of his power
>>1579200032 million yen comes with the prize.
>>157919836how come taco queso got so fat
>>157920012Weak willed.
>>157920004right. they are expected to always have good performances
>>157919356Dan is presently practicing his shiranui style ring entering ceremony for his maiden match as yokozuna tonight vs onosato. If Dan wins he will be y1e in Kyushu
>>157919880Zak is wily, he's patient enough to wait for his opponent to present opportunities for him so he's always quick to pick up on them. Onosato gave him just that when he over-extended his push, even though he was in a very good position the whole time. A little restraint and he would have had Zak handily. His loss to Takayasu was a bit of an anomaly, but that's the risk you take if your game plan is to dance on the tawara and hope for the best. Aonishiki is doing shockingly well considering his ankle isn't right and he limps from the dohyo half the time, but I'd call it 60/40 to Onosato. That's my shitass opinion, anyway. Frankly I'm happy for either to win, they've both earned it.
THE WOLF ENTERS!
I actually don't know where the fuck to watch now and no I will not be doing VPN+Abema
Osanai is brain dead now.
>>157920168>Search "sumo" on YouTube.>Filter by "Live.">Kill yourself for being too dumb to figure that out by now.
>>157920168kappasumo has a pretty good overlay in english. just mute the retards once the one with the speech impediment comes on
>>157920169That was weird. Did he get clipped by an elbow or something?
>>157920168retard
My restreamer didnt cut away from the injury!! ;_;
The Man with One Thousand Decibels, Kimura Kankuro
>>157920168Didn't realize how good we had it with Middy until it was gone.
>Pinches you
>>157920263He was truly the glue that held the western sumo fanbase together...
>>157920272Surely he'll have to bite the bullet and properly stream it in Nov, the audio only thing he's doing is dogshit
>>157920263I'm so glad he's gone everything is so much better without him. We're finally free of his menace. Now the fanbase can finally grow to what it deserves to be.
>>157920328Has he commented at all if hes going to try again in November.
>>157920328He won't because he needs money for his green card filipina wife or she'll leave him
>>157920339he's gonna be too busy getting pegged by the flip ladyboy using him for canadian citizenship
>>157920348>Ching Chong elton johngay
>>157920348How can he still find the strength to smile when that nephew of his is up to no good?
>>157920263That announcement he made was the funniest shit ever. Didn't realize he was such a good comedian
Kagayaki will never do anything of note.
KWABayaki
Gentlemen, your Juryo champio-What the fuck was that?
Tamawashi yusho confirmed.
this is why even shishi blew past these guys
>>157920343>Assume that Abema have already moved on, and seeing as Queenbee is still up they clearly have, and stream it so you make actual money>Do audio only and make very little since the suspension good will is gone and people won't stick around for 15 days of that
That hag brazenly displaying her stockinged feet. Delectable.
>>157920263>>157920272I hope everything bad ever happens to you.
Sorry for bringing that shit here on a day of sumo but that motherfucker said he set his apps at Japan first and put his interests as anime and gaming and when he didn't find anything he swapped to Philippines? Like come on man. And now he's getting married after a few months or something?
Nice recovery basho for Arashifuji, was looking really rough early on.
>>157920460Yes
>>157920460some guys are willing to settle. Be thankful you don't share his fate, he is almost certainly being played. I didn't even watch the cunt but he is 100% in for a dark future and I pity him. The second she finds out his cushy sumo streaming is at risk she's dropping him like a hot potato and now that he's announced it he'll have to explain to everyone.
>>157920460middy face reveal
>>157920460>Sorry for bringing that shit hereYou clearly aren't you jizz slurping faggot.
>>157917019Its all about shitstain on his shoulder. Nothing to do with his brand of sumo
Red hot bukkake style
Nice 9-6. Yusho in November
Wonder if we'll see a rematch one day. Probably not...
>>157920473It's not that he's settling, nothing wrong with that if he's aware of it. It's the first attempt that makes me think he has no clue how much of a living meme he is.
TAMAWASHI YOU OLD BASTARD! TAKE MY ENERGY AND WIN!
Boomer bros...
Kitanowaka takes this.
Kayo! Egg marches on.
>>157920186The impediment doesn't bother me. It's that he's the only one that talks about non-sumo shit and he literally can not shut up.Still better than middy. Barely.
motherfucker
hakkaku time :/
So there will be a playoff now right?
starting a half hour early is so nice
so wait is that a three way juryo playoff? kayo, kagayaki and I forgor the third
>>157920601KayoKitanowakaKagayaki
>>1579206013 way playoff
>>157920616the state of japanese racism remains strong
>>157920616>>157920617Nice, ive found other places to watch after midnight died but its just a JP feed so im a little lost on the lower division stuff.
>>157920635
>>157920473>>157920564What's wrong with it is that he shared it. Just say that you're marrying someone you met online who is filipino and leave it at that. But instead>yeah I just love japs so I tried to find a nice jap lady>none of them wanted me though, so I went with the next best thing and found a filipino>say congratulations now and gift me subs!
cam on bolo
synchronized combat rolls
China status?
>>157920644>gift me subs!Thats probably why he said so much, hes getting the huge cash in cause he knows he probably cant fully stream sumo and get those 5k+ view counts anymore. Looking at twitch im surprised hes still over 1k.
>>157920664Hanging in there.
>>157920664Eternal Juryo.
>>157920564>he has no clue how much of a living meme he isBro literally makes his living pirating a niche Japanese sport. The fact that he has enough people who think his shitty commentary over unowned copyrighted material and adding commercials (also copyrighted and unowned) is enough to count as "transformative" AND are willing to give him money for it feeds into the delusion.
Manlets. When will they learn?
Manlet bros... Is it over for Enho?
>>157920694Don't forget that he also had retards talking about him nonstop of completely different platforms!
>>157920694If Twitch aren't being clear on what counts as "transformative content" then it's their fault desu. The guy talks (largely) about sumo for 8-9 hours straight for 15 days, he's clearly putting SOME effort in and not just restreaming.
>>157920664wazzup beijing
>>157920263Now sumo will fall into a dark age, desu ne
>>157920708Im wondering what changed that caused him to finally get bopped. Its not like hes only been doing it for a couple months at 100 viewers.
>>157920724>Now12-3sisters...
Powerful win. Great basho for Dewanoryu.
>>157920725Word on the street is that one of the ads Abema runs has a song in it that hard triggers copyright detection on YT and Twitch
>>157920694>made his living pirating a niche Japanese sportftfy
>>157920740The new theme tune?
Venom Snake has entered the dohyo
>>157920725US law is pretty clear on what fair use is. What Midnight was doing ain't it. The only reason he didn't get dinged earlier is that Abema was never that good at enforcing it, unlike NHK's ninjas.
>Youomg a cute girl in the crowd>Meomg aminishiki
>>157920753That would be hilarious considering how terrible of a song it is.>>157920762I would lean more into what >>157920740 said, ive seen plenty of streamers doing "transformative content" who get by fine doing much less.Anyway, playoff time.
Kagayaki you sack of shit.
>>157920787he can't see well, his big ass bandage is covering his vision...
What a fumble.
what a choke
>>157920795He doesn't have a bandage on his ass though?
>>157920795He is the very epitome of a shitter.
>>157920800Not even the worst choke this basho.
>>157920725This is nothing new, it always happens (and it's probably because his viewers or he himself incites it) every few basho, he got caught in his own shitstorm.It's also not as big of a deal as he is making it out to be, strikes wear off over time and basho only happen every other month, all he has to do is let it wear off naturally and no one fucking cares. He's making a scene so people feel bad for him and he can milk donations, most other streamers just swapped to alt channels and don't give a fuck.
>>157920584
Gentlemen, your Juryo champion.
holy kek
>do the same fucking thing 2 times in a row>win
Kayo... Im sad now.
tamawashi would have raped these fools
When's the last time Hakkaku-beya won anything?
no smiling allowed
>>157920841>tamawashi would have raped these foolsYou mean the tamawashi who got fucking piped by kayo tonight? then slipped getting back up and fell off the dohyo? That tamawashi?
>>157920858negative hinkaku
>>157920858>I can't believe that shit worked twice in a row, fucking scrubs
>>157920854Makushita yusho May 2017
Is 6-1 at Ms8e enough to put Tenshoyama in Juryo if there's literally nobody else but Asahifuji going up? Tamashoho can be spared on J14w but Tochitaikai and Nishikigi are a lock for demotion and there really is nobody else besides Ryuho 4-3 at Ms4e.
>>157920858>Man who cant believe hes getting away with it gets away with it
>>157920910Possible, but I wouldn't put money on it.
I really don't want another 12-3Y.
>>157914740Not enforsing the 2 win rule is fine when it's something like a Y and a 14-1 JY, like with Teru.Everything else is just asking for lackluster yokozuna
>>157921052We need a 9-6 yusho...
>Atamifuji vs FujinokawaWhat are we sayingWho's making ozeki first
Yokozuna titles should only be applied posthumously.
>>157921082Atamifuji still has an Ozeki run going. Fujinokawa doesn’t.
>>157921082As electric as Fujinokawa is, muscle manlets like him tend to have short careers.
>>157921111>Fujinokawa doesn’t.Yes he does.
>>157921111If Fujinokawa wins he's on track, Atami's run doesn't look so great right now. Still a pretty consequential match up
>>157921111>Fujinokawa doesn’tNow he does! Especially if he wins today.
Exotic sumo wins
>>157921061No. It should always be 2 yushos at minimum. Being a runner-up isn't good enough. Nobody wants a 2nd place yokozuna.>b-b-b-b-but!-No.
>>157921119>>157921130>>157921132My math was wrong. Still not as strong a record as the tomato thoughbeit.
>day 15 >hiro commentating
Makuuchi time
Are you ready for a fourth Aonishiki yusho, /sumo/?
>IMG_0330.jpg
>>157921149I guess Kakuryu wasn't a real yokozuna then
One of Onosato's greatest fears might be becoming a "victim of Aonishiki." He has witnessed from the outside the sight of Hoshoryu, a Yokozuna, systematically losing to Aonishiki. It is as if Hoshoryu were fire and Aonishiki were water.If Onosato's bouts last longer than five seconds, his brain begins to release "retardorphins" that cause him to do something idiotic (like backing up or suddenly hopping around on the tawara). He is set to face the man who caused his shoulder injury, all coming on the heels of consecutive losses to KiriSHITma and Koto8-7zakura.Onosato's brain is his own worst enemy today.
Look everyone! It's Kazuma!
>mfw Kazooma
Excellent sumo from future Yokozuna Kazuma.
Ugly bastard bros…6-9
Kazuma has some of the least muscle definition of all the top rikishi
>>15792133869 haha!
>>157921297>Kazskooma
>>157921345Him and Atami are basically the same weight but Atami's fat is hanging off muscle while Kazuma is just blobby.
Homo Erectus marches on
>>157921267Onosato is already his generation's GOAT. He has nothing to fear or prove. Dan will never be yokozuna.
I hope Dan goes 12-3Y 12-3Y and the YDC tells him to get to 13 wins before they promote him.
>>157920824>losing to ōzeki >chokingShut up nigga also we’ve seen takanosho and takayasu blow a 2 win lead
This guy was an ozeki?
>>157921420you'll always be a seething fecaloid
That gyoji brought his mistress, respect
shodai sucks
>>157921441For about a second.
>>1579214382 consecutive wins as ozeki is automatic. It could be two 10-5Y and they would have to give the rope.
sho don't care if i see this guy again before i dai
>>157921442Dan is going down in flames. I hope he gets injured too. Fuck you.
The spirit of Taiho is taking some pity on his disappointing grandson
>>157921462Wrong. They don't HAVE to do promote anyone. Two Ozeki are required to write a banzuke. Yokozuna are superfluous.
retard time
I forgot after every mindnumbing thing we've seen from Shishi this basho he's still fighitng for KK
whos getting that KK
>>157921253you are either first or you're last
Retardbros…
get fucked by manlet, lol lmao
Fuck off
Asasuiryu showed up.
He saved the worst? Best? For last. Speechless
>>157921518Someone should tell the JSA to stop tallying runner-ups as an official stat then.
That manlet slayed the ogre with ease i might add
my retard forgot to do sumo
Asasuiryu could not help smiling his ass off with that win there. Dude is beaming.
>>157921538I would but they won't return my calls.
The Young Lion... has fallen.
+20cm, +60kg, just yorikiri him lamo
Maybe the last Ura vs Tobizaru bout ever.
They were slipping and sliding all over the dohyo there
Hell of a fight between our resident acrobat and the flying monkey.
The Pink Blob slides on!
There can only be one
Blessed timeline
>>157921593Ura's shenanigans don't work quite as well in the upper half of maegashira, sadly.
my dog!
No prize for you bitch
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!
>>157921608Im wondering how much longer he can keep up the yo-yo. How long as he been doing that now?
Toshinofuji is such a shitty shikona
Haku!-Oh...
Stop that dog! He just stole 2 million yen!
>>157921629Isegahama had to erase every last vestige of Hakuho's existence (except Enho because he's based).
hell yeah taker
2 retards fightingBut they are lovely retards
Holy shit he really does have chicken legs
fuck how I miss Takeru forklifting everyone..
I just now realized how many Isegahama wrestlers are in makuuchi. Must be nice to not have to fight a quarter of the banzuke.
fuck Abi
>>157921722Why do they have that rule anyway?
>>157921722cry me a river
>>157921722it's like a permanent reminder of the jsa's incompetence
>>157921753Because seniors might get free wins
>>157921753Prevents conflicts of interest / match fixing. Same for direct relatives.
>>157921722They way they're spread out, they really only have to avoid two spots or so. On par with the Sadogatake and Takasago boys. For the time being at least.
>>157921753To prevent collusion. Should be obvious.
Exploding knees strike again
>manlet, red mawashi:(>manlet, blue mawashi:)
>Kinbozan vs 3-11 IchiyamamotoWhy...?
>>157921840i don't care for tobizaru
What the FUCK was that?
>>157921848
extremely bozo loss
>>157921865Kinbozo regressing to the mean
bozo chipped ichi's brow bone
Onosato vs Aonishiki is coming up
>>157921914The big one, get pumpedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKhyF3QMdmM
>>157921914Proofs?
>>157921848The matches are arranged so that you fight other rikishi around you on the banzuke in order to confirm if you belong at that rank, rather than up/down brackets based on your scores. He's not contending for the cup so there's no need to have him face sanyaku today.
Blasted.
Just go forward.
Gonoyama in Japanese means " I go forward "
steamtrain Gonoyama blasts another unsuspecting nigga out of the dohyo
>>157921969Actually Yama means mountain
GONOYAMA
what would happen if one of these sumos got in the octogon with an actual athlete?
Prostitutes of the world, unite!
>>157921993Wasn't the first UFC about different martial artists of random styles being pitted against each other? I don't know if they had a sumo guy in it though
And no one had hookers that night.
>>157921993Hold him against the cage and throw knees and elbows until the round ends. Win matches on points until you meet somebody who knows how to hit your oversized liver. >>157922006The first televised UFC fight did. It lost a few teeth.
>>157922006They had 2. One was some guy who peaked at makushita and the other was a "world sumo champion".
9-1 since day 6.. he must've changed chanko or something
>Just thought that Takayasu may finally win a yusho at some point in 2027I'm so sorry bros, the streak will continue.
In awe of the size of this lad's brow ridge
>>157921993Sumo matches end when the other guy gets knocked down. That's where a UFC match starts.
>>157921988what does gono mean
Fujiryoga looks like Takayasu's son
>>157922068looksmaxxers wish they could attain such impressive physique, no amount of bone mashing is going to achieve that.
>>157922075Australia's
>>157921993They're called rikishi, actually.
>>157921993Terutsuyoshi seems to be doing allright
>>157922075That's beyond my paygrade buddy
>>157922090nobody give af lil bro they just fat niggas
>>157922089? australia doesnt have mountains
PINOY FIGHT
>>157921993
>>157922103Yes it does.
don't see papa bear get tossed by a younger wrestler very often
The Sasquatch marches on
Papayasu’s prize…is no more.
>>157922102Get out.
>Shishi lost>Takayasu lostNot good
I never doubted the ogre
Fujiryoga reminds me of this guy
>>157922102The fuck are you talking about?
>>157922137But thats Takerufuji's father...
>>157922075It's what happens when it hurts when you pee
>>157922102
Sorry, I believed.
>>157922075great/strong/powerful. he's the grand mountain.
Man I want both Atami and Fujinokawa to win today
I think Kotoeiho could get a touch fatter
>>157922191
the white wall is looking menacing
>>157922191THE ARCHITECT
I think Atamifuji could get a touch fatter.
+1 Kanto-sho.
PRIZE SECURED
he made sanyaku at 33 just like jesus
Did Daiesho just literally jump like a fucking ballerina mid matchThe damage Onosato's antics have caused to sumo can not be stated enough
akhiiiiii
>>157922253> just like jesus
>>157922276imagine having white clothes guys pov here...
its habbening
>>157922289I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing in his face.
>kisenosato is one of the judgesoh no
>>157922301lol id probably want to kiss his lips or something funny like that
Russian Koga
>>157922331Fag.
Get hype
oh lawd he wigglin
>>157922319prepare your kisenosato disappointed .jpgs
it begins
atamifuji has that physics glitch where you stack too many soft things on top of each other and they start to jiggle
Does that dance have a special name, I wish to learn the significance
Kotozakura just has an enormous mount of writhing flesh hanging off his front, it must be so annoying and disgusting
>>157922319>Onosato loses but falls off the dohyo, breaking both legs and his right arm>Kisenosato calls for a mono-ii>Torinaoshi>Onosato loses again, falling and breaking his back>Mono-ii again>Torinaoshi>"Oyakata... I can't fight anymore; just give this guy the win already.">"Heal on the dohyo. And win."
>>157922398evil spirits go away the dance
>>157922386San'yaku soroibumi
>-74kg
>>157922301They lined us up at prison guard/human detention centre training and stared into our eyes like that, and if you broke eye contact or laughed you were out. It's about being strong of mind. Very easy to handwave this not having experienced it. It's like a psychological shock state
i dont like when atami bends over. its dark and scary under there...
>>157922398sanyaku soroibumi
>>157922456why is it called 3 when there are 4 niggas
>>157922443>Laughs in your fake tough face.
>>157922468Sanyaku predates the existence of yokozuna.
Ha-!
YOOOOOOOOOOO
just
LOL GET ROTATED IDIOT
lol that was a turn of events.
AHAHAHAHAHAMY NIGGA FUJINOKAWA
atami...
OZEKIRUN
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
did he just lose the same way as yesterday? lmao.fujizeki soon
Well that was weird.>Big matta>Huge counter-push>Slip him at the tawara.
LET'S GO FUJINOKAWA
oof that was awkward can someone webm atami and teru there lol
>>157922511Yes, Fujinokawa Ozeki run!
>>157922492>>157922497I swear he is farming reaction images.
LOSE 20KG YOU ROTUND BASTARD
>>157922398the failure dance
ice cold manlet
Atamin can still get ozeki if he gets 13 win yusho next time!
terunofuji is going to fucking beat his ass after that
Such a weird end, he had him totally locked up and then just let go. Almost like he thought he was out already or something.
That was actually insane. Fujinokawa just turned into pure water and slipped through Atami's grip.
Does sumo end early tonight?
>>157922542Yes, unless you like watching them give random awards for an hour and a car ride.
>>157922492>>157922497I cant get over the hair, it makes him look like a crooked cop or something.
Don't even let these two warm up, just take the fall Zak we all know its coming.NEXT
Repeat after me: Ko Do Ban
>>157922542Sumo is never early, nor is it late; sumo ends precisely when it means to.
Zak, you can do the funniest thing for Mr. Yokozuna run here
>>157922558Why would we do that?
I hope Isegahama falls to ruin under that obese diabetic faggot mongoloid Terunofuji.
>>157922532If he gets 13 wins I think Hakkaku will personally fellate him. Until then judging by how Teru looked after the blut he is in for some serious disappointed glares
Fujinokawa beat everyone in the sanyaku except Sharto. Manlets everywhere are rising up.
Onosato is like two shades browner than the average japonese
Why do we have Midnightfaggot btw? I personally hate his voice thanking all the bits and donos, getting a faggot toxic positivity arrogance vibe from him
fuck
>>157922597He's too afraid to stream sumo anymore and is leaving to marry a ladyboy before having his organs removed so who cares.
>>157922597I hate that people bring him up all the time for no reason.
>>157922523>ima beat your ass later
As expected
You really thought Zak would go 10-5, didn’t you? I bet you feel really stupid right now, don’t you?
>>157922610outta my ring
>hey man, you gave the fans a playoff. Here's a KK on me.
The guy everyone said was gonna be yokozuna struggling to get 8 wins.
"Yokozuna run" into barely getting a KK...
the ansei nishiki must lose. white has no place in sumo.
>>157922588they're the most fun to watch though
What a lad zak is, letting kiri keep his parking spot
>>157922558Ko Do Ban
All your streams are behind. Onosato wins. Sorry to spoil it.
CAM ON ONOSATOSCAR SAM FACKEN KIMARITES
Evil spirits vaporized right now, extreme hinkaku on display.
>>157922620
one last call...
I quit sumo if onosato wins
>>157922620oh fuck LMAOOOO
>>157922655kek
RAISE YOUR HANDS DANBOS AND LEND HIM YOUR POWER
>>157922655Sith lord lookin ass
I am announcing my retirement from sumo
>>157922664No.
>>157922671jej
>hold W>wini can feel it, bros...
>>157922671...for 2 months
>>157922612was that the big reveal, that he was a gayfaggot?
NEW THREAD >>157922697>>157922697>>157922697>>157922697
>>157922655same energy
>>157922702faggot
>>157922657>>157922659Recommendation to retire
>>157922702retard
>>157922702Insufferable.
>>157922696Sex tourism in the phillipines and marrying a ladyboy he's met twice in Japan.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHDAN FAGS BTFO
>>157922702I hope you get banned for this.
LETS GOOOOONIPPON BANZAI
and there it isclassic sato showed back up
bulldozed
FUCK YOU AOSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>157922702Dude...
Forward. Movement.
GÜERO IMBECIL
Finally Yokozuna Sumo from Onosato
get btfo lil nigga
>white boy really thought he was built for this
>>157922702 GET THIS DUMB HOHOL FAGGOT ASS
I dont hate Onosato but i wish his fights were more then 2 seconds long.
>>157922702GET FUCKED YOU RETARDED DANFAG
>SAY>HIS>N-ACK!
He still hopped at the edge... fucking weird. Strong win though.
Nature is healing. We'll see if Hoshoryu returns in November and returns us to perfect harmony.
Dan still can't overcome bulldozers
AAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>157922702KWABOTY>>157922702>KWABOTY>>157922702KWABOTY>>157922702>KWABOTY>>157922702KWABOTY>>157922702>KWABOTY
inb4>guise does 11-4 JY count for zuna promotion next basho?
So, with this onosato has a bunch of pressure removed that goes straight to hoshoyuWhat's horse excuse, onosato did it why can't he? Isn't he supposed to be a yokozuna
ahahahah kimura shonoske ignored the guy giving him flowers
>Fujiryoga KK>Aonishiki lossIt was a good day
>>157922774Onosato can win with no technical skill. He can be injured since he just walks forward.
>>157914123LAUGH AT THIS FAG
>>157922750Hey it beats his fights being longer than 2 seconds where he is just falling back and out the dohyo.
goodbye kimura shonosuke!
>>157922774yeah neph is cooked if he doesnt do at least jun-yusho in November, if he's back that
Atamifuji's lifeless body has just been found in a closet. They are unable to reach his Oyakata...
>>157922779Accepting flowers from a man is heading into dangerously gay territory.
>>157922783Tamawashi Y would have been the icing on the cake
Yokozuna was too strong
If Onosato wins the next basho, he gets promoted to Yokozuna, right?
>thank god...
since 12-3 is the new 14-1 surely 11-4 is the new 13-2 and counts for a rope run
>>157922798Then how am I supposed to buy weed?
Good Basho. Glad Onosato is back in form.See you guys around
Nice try Dan. He needs to figure out a proper way to counter Ono. Jumping in to grab his belt doesn't work because he just gets jacked up with thrusts.
onosato is crying...
Guy hasn't stopped crying since he pushed Dan out, kinda soul, ngl
onosato is crying ;_;
did abema just mute uncle waka, lmao
>>157922791This is my one problem with him, he either wins by walking the guy out or a pulldown in a second or it turns into him having a comedy fall. I just want a little more fight to the fight.
You did it big man!
>>157922820dude the pressure he has been in the last 24hours, no wonder
Feels good, hope this will help him get back to his old self
>>157922794How was he able to fit in a closet...
>>157922809marijuana causes homosexuality https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0306460323000308
>>157922815>>157922820>>157922829>Onosato is a huge fan of Aonishiki>He's crying because he defeated his heroKino.
>>157922838Retard
see you, space cowboy
>>157922805the next rank is Super Yokozuna
>>157922848He has been a gyoji since he was a teenager and he leaves just like that...like a fart in the wind...
>>157922812thats the most underwhelming thingDan doesn't actually adjust for for the same strategy Onosharto uses every time - face thrusts. Shishi is more flexible fighter in this regard
>>157922848Who's the next Inosuke? Is it chad Konosuke's turn?
>>157922858Of all the analogies you could have chosen...
>>157922860Dan unironically needs to learn how to henka. The threat of the henka is what keeps oshi guys honest.
my FUARKING yokozuna
>>157922872nah, Kounosuke is 1965, there is Iinousuke born 1963 so he should be next tate gyoji
>>157922890>crying while singing japan's anthemmy knees..
>>157922890this has gotta be doing wonders for his mental, crazy he went on a run instantly after that Takayasu ballet drop had people throwing up their hands
any translations for the interview
>>157922890Fucking legend
>>157922922nhk has live translation
I'm here until Stunto sets us free.
>>157922922>I was able to do my style of sumo.>I didnt think about the championship, I took it one day a time>Big thanks to my master and supporters
Danfags needed humbling, and they got itTOTAL NIPPON VICTORY
>>157922922my Japanese is only good enough to translate the meaningless in between words like "yeah... I guess.. however..." so I got no content lol
>>157922922he said he didn't know if he was ever going to win another championship after his injury
>>157922922Something about the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>157922950That's Asanoyama's interview
Man i hope they promote Dan after that performance!
>>157922992No white man marches or 76th yokozuna copypasta for you Manuel.
>>157922935Shouldn't you be rioting about something slightly inconvenient right now?
>>157922992to gulag I hope
see you all in november!
good night /sumo/
have fun on /xs/I won't be joining you there
Were Churo and Fujinokawa the only ones who got kantosho in the end? All the other ones I saw failed their conditionals
he went for the chin
>>157922935mark my words, he'll be back, and with a vengeance.
>>157922786Classic horseshit cope
>>157922855They can't make a rope big enough.
