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previous /hoc/ >>157925330
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>>157945394
>why did you stop
oh i don't stop tranny my gimmick last year drew dimes in every thread. haven't debuted one yet this season
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Go Canucks Go!
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LETS GO CAPS!
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>Take your medication schizo, mildcuck isn't here you're seeing things
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>>157945409
How hard do you want Chara to go?
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F L A M E S
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>>157945432
jesus bro the body isn't even cold yet
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>JAMIROQUAI
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>>157945430
Lost their last game. We know.
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>oh right the NHL is starting, let me check the opening game of the year
>florida vs carolina
>at 5pm
>on a tuesday
>competing with the MLB playoffs
who the fuck is in charge of scheduling this shit?
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even though I argue with you cunts, I wouldn't trade you for the world
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>>157945438
remember when he was like "who laughs at people who like jamiroquai" or some shit on twitter
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there hasnt been a single memorable meme created in /hoc/ since mitchs drivers license incident
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>>157945409
chara could crush that goalie's head like a grape
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>>157945442
>Who the fuck is in charge of scheduling this shit?
A guy that is shaking so much that he doesn't know the months of the year anymore.
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>>157945439
Cope that was a fluke and the flames weren't giving it their all
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>>157945436
>>157945432
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whats jamiroquai
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>>157945444
>>157945455
Consider yourselves checked.
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>>157945455
Do me a huge favor and analyze this game play for me. Take your time.
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THAT WAS A FLUKE MA
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>>157945467
gary used the havana syndrome weapon on him
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>>157945467
analysis: the fortress got surged on
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>>157945467
knights rule but /our/ goaltending is an abomination
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>>157945467
Play analyzed.
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Gary’s league is back tomorrow
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>>157945482
not by the fumes or any other can'tadian team that's for sure kek they cut the jet in half
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>>157945486
I loved the Yotes leaving gift to ya'll
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/hoc/ tier list

>cat picture posters
>oc / webm makers
>retarded posters
>stick tap posters _/ _/ _/
>bud fans
>normal hockey fans
>bud
>alcoholic posters
>off-topic posters
>copey
>schizo posters
>seethe posters
>canadians
>
>trb
>wrestlefags
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>>157945498
the who
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>>157945500
all me except for the stick tap shit that's gay and a trb meme
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>>157945489
>ref is getting spooted on
Yeah thats about accurate
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>>157945500
>tfw retarded
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canes witch won
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>>157945489
kek
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>>157945518
her succubus powers were too strong for vegass
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>>157945500
15 different variations of retarded posters
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>>157945528
retarded general
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>>157945500
oh sorry but for some reason you typed "canadians" when you meant to type "me"
just thought I'd correct you on that
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>>157945531
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>>157945534
trying to move up the list by being a seetheposter, I see
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Imma be honest with you guys and hell maybe you will be honest with me. I skated so much better in soft boot skates than these new hard boot pieces of shit. I had response time with softer books.
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"Hi, I am literally only playing because I am tall and big"
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>>157945539
KWAB gottem
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>>157945542
Holy shit boots* I am drunk tonight boys.
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>>157945436
pacdown got cancelled
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>>157945539
i dont think we would be on the same rank
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>>157945550
KWAB
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>>157945539
oh sorry I was just correcting you politely
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Every post is just mean or a relation. Can we just talk about hockey for once?
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oh its just gonna talk about unrelated wrestlefaggotry, okay cool.

there's an entire fucking board for wrestling to shitpost in you dumbass
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>>157945500
How about some retarded cat OC?
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>>157945576
I will agree that I hate wrestlefags. I think they are vegas and flames fans
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>>157945565
it doesn't start until Tuesday
what am I supposed to talk about?
"yeah my team sent down some AHLers, I hope they clear waivers"
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maybe if gary made some trades there would be hockey to discuss
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>>157945579
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"hey kevin, this is Connor speaking. You guys improved the team at all this offseason?"

"uhhhh....we added a kid who should be in the AHL learning the american game and Tyrel Bauer to the team.."

"fuck you kevin"
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>>157945582
Lets talk about our ice skates. I used to have a pair of Eastons and I bought a very expensive pair of CCM jetspeed extras and they hurt my ankle.
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>>157945576
>>157945579
*f5s you bouth"
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>>157945593
Oh and dumbass people who think Bedard came to save the Hawks when they did nothing to build around him.
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>>157945576
thoughts on your victory over trb?
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>>157945582
the world is your oyster to discuss hockey. we can mention rookies making lineups and why we have teams that refuse to put rookies over clearly terrible players that only serve to play hockey just to appease boomers.
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I have a confession I mocked bud for not having his drivers license but I don’t have one either.
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>>157945607
they have kaner now at least
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>>157945607
that would be a nice topic for an article bud. this could be your big break!
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>>157945612
wrestle fag is one of the guys that lets that imaginary guy live rent free in his mind. WHO KNEW???? WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED?
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>>157945576
why didn't you reply to my question bud btw i thought you quit on the islanders how's justin btw i bet he's thrilled the raiders are 3-0 :)
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>>157945620
Evander Kane?
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>>157945624
Let people enjoy things. Life is too short to hate on me for watching wrestling.
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>>157945633
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>>157945633
they unironically should pick him up as well just for the memes
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>>157945636
True
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>>157945641
I used to watch this fucking skate around the rink with a Kane jersey on and his gloves on also. He never came to pickup games.
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>gare controls the hockey
>>the players union controls gare
>>> socialists control the players union
>>>>proxy wars control the socialists
>>>>>golan heights controls the proxy wars
>>>>>>______ controls golan heights
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stephen got copey so worked up he admitted his little gimmick is just for attention
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>>157945691
how so
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>>157945690
Ratatouille?
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>worth 1B
>spend like you're on an 1M budget
wao...
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>>157945691
the power dynamic of the broship has shifted
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>>157945691
Who the fuck is stephen? Why are you making up new schizo friends?
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>>157945706
unlock it bud
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/hoc/ is very upset tonight
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There is no fucking broship and holy fuck this place never changes also
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>>157945690
are you saying gary did 9/11
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I think I am starting to get it. Canada builds up schizo personalizes to cope with not winning the cup in 30+ years
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as an outside fan looking in the islanders vegas broship is iconic at this point.
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>>157945711
you know why the islanders have to be sonic
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>>157945725
>he's an outside fan
Are you housebroken?
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the iconic broship is basically a foundational piece of modern /hoc/ so you should show it some damn respect
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>>157945720
Copey and Stephen along with the rest of the broship hasn’t recovered since Randy put belt to ass and won the cup.
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>>157945720
shut the fuck up mildcuck, we've moved on from that topic
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>>157945744
The broship
Hmmm alright
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larp the general
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>>157945744
we don't use the term "belt to ass" here kek that's gay and retarded
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>Belt to ass is gay and retarded
>but its okay to use "broship"
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>>157945755
Listen here bucko, you leave us retards out of your little spat!
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>muh thoughtwarcrimes
gare isnt like that
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wheres jen
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2soft2pusy
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the islanders are lucky to have decided to bro it up with the golden knights or they'd still be an embarrassment no milly team
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no milly dilly
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>>157945771
Many are saying this. Sports illustrated is saying this.
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yet another meme i created kwab remember when he said he was genuinely hurt every time someone says that i do
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pac got eliminated before my islanders
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>>157945771
respectfully who the fuck are you talking to
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2pac died in the 90s…
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>>157945795
so you don't know
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>>157945795
Which personality are you?
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>>157945798
it must not have been a very good meme
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>>157945798
about what? some retarded fanfic from an ADHD retard?
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real fucking schizophrenic retard hours
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>>157945807
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Remember when tbg won and Mitch posted his drivers license and doxxed himself?
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>>157945819
holy fuck that guy is strong
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>>157945809
your room tribute to JVOEL?
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>>157945821
tales from planet retard
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earth to planet retard. earth to planet retard. come in planet retard, do you read me???
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>>157945720
Flames won in 04 so it's been 22 years
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this place is just millennial lol xd so random now
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>>157945819
luka magnotta?
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>>157945853
this thread is so full of win!
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>>157945853
get bent zoomie
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>>157945853
*holds up spork* my clubbies
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>>157945865
go home grandpa
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>>157945853
just you wait until i put on my robe and wizard hat fagit
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belt to face
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Perhaps we have strayed too far from what truly matters in life.
Hotdogs
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>>157945885
jen
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belt to -ACK
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The broship just made a damn point.
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>>157945907
raped bitch
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>>157945936
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Hockey season really begins tomorrow.
Post predictions.
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>>157945959
starts tuesday retardkun
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>>157945936
mild cuck
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>>157945959
Wolf Vezina
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>>157945959
Utah goes undefeated
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>>157945977
F L A M E S
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>>157945965
It's Monday, west coast fag.
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it should've been cliff
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heathcliff
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>>157946014
heath ledger was a great actor
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do you think ween are flyers fans
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yall just be barking words between 11pm and 6am
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i've got a ween right here for ya
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>>157945991
R U L E
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jfc /hoc/ pull it together
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1. leafs
2. habs
3. lightning
4. sabres
5. bruins
6. panthers
7. sens
8. detoilet
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for me it's the utah ice hockey mammoths, just like my daddy and his father before him
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>>157946097
the mammary glandsies
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>>157946070
we don't do that here
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>>157946115
let me get your hands on your mammary glands
t. moz
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>>157946120
or my hands rather
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just Mammies is fine. Mister Mammies is my father's name
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>>157946195
did you ever see his glandsies
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mister mammies sounds like a bodybuilding mag
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>>157946083
>.1 leafs
imagine that
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>>157946218
They are undefeated so far this season.
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>>157946223
Who are?
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>>157946218
tender situation, create a good illusion
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>>157946223
what season
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>>157946226
They
>>157946230
This
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>>157946237
Well not the Vegass knights. So stop being a fag
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>>157946239
golden knights rule
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>>157946239
Nope, looks like they are undefeated
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>>157946241
With what players? Kopey left
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>>157946246
who
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>>157946249
Couldn't tell you if you are a real Vegas fan
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>>157946253
retard
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>>157946256
I knew the "retard" poster was a wrestlefag and a VGK fan. Found you out.
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>last year of Seguin's contract
Then we can lock Robo to a sweetheart deal
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>>157946258
how so
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>>157945783
>pisskniggers lost to the Bills of the NHL
KWAB
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>>157946265
They are fags
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>>157946259
dream big he gone
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okay
anybody here wants to fight me, meet in the middle of lake superior
no guns allowed
i'll wait
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>>157946271
but enough about you based rare broship matchup btw
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>>157946276
make it lake america and i'm in
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>>157946279
But enough about you not posting webms
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>>157946282
oh sorry i would but no such lake exists
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>>157946283
oh true i don't post webms it's not 2020
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>>157946274
With Seguin and Benn gone we'll have much more cap space to lock in Robo and snag talent
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It sucks that we lost Remi, especially because NJ hasn't had a good goalie since Marty
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>>157946292
remi died? sad. he had some funny vids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpEu8
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>>157946296
pac died too
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>>157946297
How is Ms Pacman taking it?
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>>157946297
2?
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>>157946303
no but this is the 20th time i've seen this original joke tonight kek
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Egad, alas - a /hoc/ age...
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PING
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>Egad
it's E-God
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>>157946372
we no chinese here on /goc/ (GIRL COCK)
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>>157946376
nah it's a bodybuilding god
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>>157946386
don't be rude that retarded swede is delivering papers as we speak
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holy shit
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On Oct 1 2026 9:00 PM EDT
Our journey to the cup begins flameschads
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>>157946468
You are a fraud
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>>157946486
What does that mean?
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>>157946506
It means that the Vancouver Canucks will win the Stanley Cup in the upcoming season.
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>>157946521
Flames Canucks final, may the best team win
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>>157946663
hell yeah bro
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crosby's cock is 40 inches don't ask me how I know
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Wide*
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>>157946825
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anybody seen him?
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Had a sudden scary thought
What if the flames don't win this year? Our window may close already next season, fuuuug
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Had a scary thought where I asked
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Arkansas deserves a NHL team.
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wordle in 2
perfect connections
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>>157947208
lol scared?
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Good morning, /hoc/

>laffs
>>
Huomenta
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>>157947219
Getting it early is taking the easy way out. I always let it go to the last so theres some pressure.
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>>157947219
>wordle in 2
I had a shot at it
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>>157946296
For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ptg7zn7R-0
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8/8 chads ww@?
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>>157947419
everyone is 8/8 of something retard
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Lads there's hockey tomorrow :)
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>>157947570
there should be a premier game tonight to kick off the season but gary doesnt dare compete against handegg
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>>157947419
but there are twelve slices
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>>157947570
I’m so excited I’m taking time off :)
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>>157947649
Chuds can't count
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>>157947649
Clearly skipped language , education ,mental health and disabilities
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Fuck Gary for holding the opener at 5 PM
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I SAY GARY YOU SAY THANK YOU
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>>157947891
I WILL BUY A NEW JERSEY
>>
GARY!
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>HNIC has been cannibalized by women hockey
Grim.
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>>157947930
saved*
chud
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The brothers xhekaj are going to bully the shit out of the limp wristed laffs tomorrow night, and there is literally nothing anyone can do to stop it
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>rags
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gary told me to expect big gews today
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>>157947930
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>>157947998
Who's gonna protect McKenna from the Costco brothers' wrath?
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>>157947172
larp
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>>157948060
Gary hasn’t sent me anything on Microsoft Teams yet
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>>157948067
have you accepted your loss to trbrother?
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Anybody got a link to /hoc/‘s fantasy league?
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>>157948247
www.nerdyturbodorkgayfags.com
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>>157946468
actually g*ermans are not allowed to watch the flames, only slavs.
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>>157948072
nobody and it's going to be hilarious
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>>157948281
Poor kid
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when bud found out trbrother was getting the property he offered sympathy to trb. as always he's magnanimous in victory
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you can discuss anything for the season starting tomorrow but you wanna talk about the same 5 queers
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I can't figure out if its more lame when you people post about twitter trannys or reddit trannys
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>>157948403
I don’t think the kitties will be elite but I think they’ll be one of the best teams in the east. I think Habs will have upgraded a lot
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>>157948403
Gonna miss the 7pm games so what westslop should I cope with ?
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>>157948414
> I think Habs will have upgraded a lot
they added kreider as their only offseason addition. objectively theyre gonna regress hard
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>>157948414
I think kitties are an elite playoff team who will coast during the regular season
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>>157948420
Maybe but not as much as you think
Dobes will still carry them to the 2nd round
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>>157948403
>calls himself a queer
trb finally admits what we and his family have always suspected
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>>157948428
Dobes had a fluke run. Regression incoming.
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>>157948420
ya the youngest team to ever make the playoffs and for to the east finals will have all their young guys "regress". I see why you stick to spamming "retard" all day because you don't watch puck
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>>157948434
anyone who has a brain knows they are gonna regress. fluke game 7 wins over tampa and buffalo. i smell bullshit, especially from Newhook
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Garys magnets are not a fluke since he can just use them again
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Soon.
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how many games do you think hubbie plays?
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>>157948498
more than you
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>>157948425
They’ll flounder in the regular season just to succeed in the playoffs
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>>157948498
I think he gets injured early in the finals and that costs us the cup
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>>157948528
well my rec league goes into april and it started last night, so if we say October through April is seven months, and 4 games a month, I will be playing 28 games (excluding playoffs). So will Hubbie play more than 28 games?
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Why does the German anon like the flames?
Cause they're shit
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retard
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>>157948590
isnt this the same vpn abuser that was dick riding the sens for like 4 weeks last season
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>>157948434
bodied that freak and he's back to self-soothing ---->>157948594
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>>157948590
He doesn't realise people here only do it ironically
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>>157948558
Good luck in beer league!
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>>157948590
German humour, you wouldn't get it.
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>raped retard asking why his [insert country] vpn likes [insert team]
>replies to himself
this is literally what he does all day he has an IQ of 80
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The joke is that Germans are into scat which is why they would cheer for the flames
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>>157948690
but it makes no sense, the Flames are the coolest team in North America
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>>157948730
*the lamest team in North America
sorry, made a typo
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>have to wait until Saturday for Our Sennies

why does Gary hate us so much?
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what's going on guys, im on my Netenyahu-mandated break at work
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>>157948798
Andlauer calling him out publicly for doing him dirty during the sale didn't sit well with Gary, who as we all know is a very wrathful man.
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>>157948770
The Flames have the most Slovaks in the league and youre blackpilling?
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>>157948854
they're all shit though
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>>157948879
but they sent their best
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>kitties-canes is the season opener
Cup champ vs. The Tkachuk sisters. Interesting pick Gary.
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>>157948879
pospisil plays with heart
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>>157948590
>random euro flag (VPN) starts posting about [team]
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the self hating slovak is a sad sad sight
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Halford & Brough are back bros.
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Can't wait to >laffspost in earnest tomorrow lads
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>>157949131
What does the /hoc/ internal data say?
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>>157949140
older, slower and balder
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>>157949140
Marner was the best player on that team and Mathews is a great finisher but needs to be fed and without Marner bud will be shit.
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Is /hoc/'s janny a tr00n?
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>>157949131
everytime I see his stupid pfp it pisses me off
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Puck: found
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>>157949196
He's the worst Overdrive regular guest by far. I hate him so much.
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>>157948962
There's actually two of us, idk where the other German flames fan came from but I've been here for a while
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>>157949206
Was it in the net?
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>>157949227
I also don't like keegan matheson, total soiboi who makes everything about himself. Mike johnson is a PREMIUM guest thoughbeit
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>>157949151
And gayer
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>>157949264
No one saw
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>>157949131
>internal data
just shilling whatever scam data company he and his sister run
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I cleared waivers
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>>157949402
But I put in a claim for you :(
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>>157949402
Have fun in the AHL
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>>157949402
Congrats!
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>>157949131
they really are letting an AI chatbot make decisions over there, grim
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Made a mean rigattoni pasta.
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>>157949450
Can you make me a friendly one?
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leafs getting marchenko :)
scared yet? you should be
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>>157949471
Chayka is a miracle worker.
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>>157949457
Beyond my capabilities
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>>157949450
With vodka sauce?
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>>157949471
I was until I looked at their defense and goaltending
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>>157949503
We don't cook with that we drink that here.
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>>157949480
I bet managing a wendys taught him how to work under a cap well
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My black ass just got sent down to the ECHL smdh
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>we
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We are being overlooked massively this year by everyone.

Analysts are starting to release their predictions and most people have us missing the playoffs again.

I find it astounding, we had one bad year after making the playoffs 9 years in a row (partially because of a bad system, partially because of injuries, partially because of a bad mix on the team)

And now people have Ottawa, Boston, buffalo. Making it in over us.

I cannot wait for the season to start and for most of these idiots to be proven wrong.
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>>157949691
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interesting. Maybe ill make vodka sauce tonight. I assume its like...oil and butter and then toss some onions in, some garlic, tomato paste? then vodka and the cream? Or cream first and then vodka?
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>Edvinsson still unsigned
Detoiletfags are truly retarded
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>>157949521
So reindeer sauce?
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>>157949737
Yes
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>>157949708
sounds awful have fun
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Grandma got run over by a raindeer
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Why would you put vodka in a sauce? Are you fucking STUPID?
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>>157946259
I think he’s traded by March. Ears and eyes on the inside say the relationship is irreparably damaged.
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>>157949775
to deglaze the pan after you put in the tomato paste, are you a retard or something?
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Just put water there.
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>>157949791
>Dan Milstein
Does every Russian player use him as their agent?
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>>157949797
All Finns think about is getting drunk
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>>157949791
>trading away a young player on a good contract for a player of equal talent but older and less defensively responsible who'll be due for a new contract soon
>laffs
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>>157949791
why do they want to get rid of knies so badly?
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Which player is the best dressed?
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>>157949811
you put the pasta water in after the cream. Oil and butter, onions and garlic, tomato paste, vodka, cream, cheese, pasta water. Then the cooked pasta.

you dont know how to cook, do you?
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>>157949839
Matthews
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>>157949791
crickets from that goober Chris johnston btw man has zero sources
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Why would you waste vodka on that?
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not only has he never deglazed in his life now he's refusing to.five Chef Anon his proper (You)'s
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Yeah this doo ain't real, probably puts bourbon in meatballs or some shit like that.
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Accidentally stole another pen from the bank
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>>157949939
you absolute animal
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One of you faggots is spreading fake news that Quinn Hughes is out for the season and I don’t appreciate it
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>>157949939
tell everyone you robbed a bank and give a little chuckle when you show the pen
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>>157949981
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why is no one signing laine?
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Gonna be so funny when the >laffs extend Marchenko for 12 millions AAV while Knies and his 7.75 millions AAV continue having similar production
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Laine has mental health issues, just like me.
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>>157950007
he sucks and he's weird
*turns monitor on*
He's injury prone
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allez
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>>157950022
>mentally ill
If you weren't a fin you could have been a NHL goaltender
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>>157950022
Yeah that's called being a Finn.
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Just had a job interview and they said I'll let you know instead of hiring me on the spot FUCK
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>>157950078
What role?
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>>157950045
incroyable
as they say in your home country
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>>157950078
Try English next time, Saar.
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Tfw the first 3 picks of the 2016 draft all busted
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>>157950105
you've never had a job interview in quebec obviously, that could be jail time
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Stars don’t even play until Friday. Lame.
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Knies and Marchenko have similar productions but Knies is 2 years younger and cost-controlled. What's the angle here?
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>>157950133
I will visit your shitty country. They couldn’t even extradite me there.
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>>157950065
I was really close but the team i joined when i was 10 already had a goalie :(
>>
DALLAS
>SAARS!
DALLAS
>SAARS!
DALLAS
>SAARS!
DALLAS
>SAARS!
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>>157950149
well said
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>>157950089
Driving a concrete truck. They even had me drive around town a few minutes to see me drive a manual, which I can do no problem, then at the end they said they have another interview in the afternoon
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>>157950160
I don’t live there so it’s not my problem.
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>>157950175
Union? If so expect for them to cross off all their checkboxes before hiring you
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>>157950175
They make trucks out of concrete?
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>>157950141
knies' neck is too thick for leaf sweaters
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>>157950149
That's a real shame since I bet your blubber would have made great fuel for this winter
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>>157950141
he's also like 30 pounds heavier in todays twink nhl. I dont get this.
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>>157950232
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>>157950253
I’ll send you my turds instead
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>>157950232
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Hate mondays.
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cant trust americans to re-sign
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BREAKING NEWS!
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will smith hockey
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>trading a cost-controlled player when your franchise player is due for a new contract soon
>laffs
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>>157950325
>retiring the day before the season starts.
What a prick. Same thing my coworker did three summers ago and set the rest of the staff back weeks in prep work.
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My Jackies :)
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Just thinking about ways to part fujoshis from their money.
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>>157950459
More jockstrap sales
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oh now knies is god's gift to hockey, nice one leaf haters
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>>157950710
>laffs
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>>157950710
>laffs
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>>157950710
>laffs
>>
>laffs
unique job this year is to kill (in minecraft) the panthers
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marchenko is better offensively, physically, and equal defensively
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>>157950718
>>157950725
>>157950741
guise, that would be last place >laffs.
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>>157950770
>offensively
Yes
>physically
No
>defensively
No
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>>157950790
shut up rapey
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>>157949939
MY PEN! THAT GUYS' GOT MY PEN!
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>>157950770
is he that much better? He's going to ask for 10+. Knies is at 7.75 and signed long term, and is younger. I dont watch shit teams not called The Flames so I have no idea about either of these players.
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>>157950770
He's only better offensively. He's also due for a contract extension after this year and he's two years older
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>>157949939
i'm telling
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>>157950799
>>157950818
>physically
>No
LOL
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I will reserve judgement until the final terms are out.
Toronto has been trying to give Knies away for years and I don't know why. Wonder why
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>>157950441
the ones that really get me is when their dad gets eaten by a bear right before the busy season
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laffs getting fleeced
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>>157950863
didnt they fire treliving for trying to trade him?
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>>157950853
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You simply don't have the intellect required to parse the data like Chayka does. This trade makes sense to everyone with Wendy's managerial experience.
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>>157950952
>150 hits a season
>this is their result >>157950853
LOL
>>
I just had to kill the biggest spider. Scary shit
>>
macklin doing more sponsored thirst trapping
>>157951007
it was probably not the biggest
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>>157950961
My version of this joke was better
>>
overdrive is off and coping
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>>157951007
You really think that was a spider that you just "killed", Mr. Bond?
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>>157950318
Same :(
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retards didn't make the team
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bros I can't wait for the seasonn!!!
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wrestlefags OUT
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>>157951390
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>>157951405
never (you) me again burger boy
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>>157951410
I didn't do it on purpose.
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>>157951183
In what world is McDavid not a retard
>>
>>157951390
Wish we could pin this post
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San Hoesay
>>
>it's up
>>
Who are we rooting for tonight
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>>157951568
Ottowa is 20% overrated
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>>157951576
Me to have a good nights sleep
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Call me crazy but i’m predicting Sharks-Leafs
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>>157951576
Freddy Gong
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>>157951576
it's gary monday
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>>157951568
>lames
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[Lebrun] Hearing the Leafs-Jackets trade involving Knies and Marchenko is indeed going through. Involves six players overall including Elvis Merzlikins.
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HOLY SHIT WERENSKI
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marchonko and merzlickens don't sound like good ontario boys
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I hate how good the laffs are going to be.
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>trading Knies at 7.75 mil for Marchenko at 12.5 mil
>laffs
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Apologize
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Kirill Marchenko has agreed to terms on a six year, $75 million contract extension with the Toronto Maple Leafs, carrying an average annual value of $12.5 million. #WeAreGoldStar!
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>>157951576
MONDAY
NIGHT
RAW
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happy the habs didn't give up hage for marchenko
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My Jackies :D
>>
And they threw in a 2nd too for good measures kek
>laffs
https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/2104679097859448993
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[Friedman] Columbus: Knies, Lorentz, Andrae and a 2nd Tor: Marchenko, Miles Wood, Merzlikins (some retained salary)
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holy teds got FLEECED
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>>157951813
Laffs got fleeced, check Marchenko's cap hit
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>laffs
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>>157951390
Great post
>>
>gifted excellent talent
>piss it away
That's my leafs
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>>157951806
They trust Bob so much they picked up another starting goaltender
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wtf are the laffs thinking
>>
>laffs
>>
yeah they're scared lmao
>>
So where's McKenna heading
>>
I don't know if Marchenko will be able to handle the Toronto media.
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>>157951873
>>157951514
>>
marchenko > knies
mckenna > marner
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>>157951873
Your Mom's place, he's gonna take her to 5 Guys and eat out tonight
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>>157951891
>marchenko > knies
is he thoughbeit
>>
Funny seeing >laffs fans go from
>Matthew Knies is the true heart and soul of this team
to
>Eh he was always just a complementary player anyway
in real time
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>>157951901
>>157945267
actually the opposite :)
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>>157951901
The Core Four is a ever changing and fluid cope
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>>157951916
Ah yes the resident American >laffs fan we all know and love
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>>157951932
damn you're stupid lol
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>>157951932
/hoc/ is a leafs gen
Everyone who posts here is a die hard
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>>157951937
Oh yeah he's stewing
>>
>laffs
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>>157951806
Wtf I'm boycotting wendys
>>
the leafs are only a couple pieces away from being true contenders. b afraid
>>
moneypuck just updated their odds and leafs are at the top and clumbus the bottom now
>>
I don't think Merzlikins is in the mental state to adapt to the Toronto media before snapping and bludgeoning a reporter to death.
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My KNies :(((( it's over.
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do nylander next lol
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Everyone is talking about the laffs but what about our Blue Jackets, are they better today than they were yesterday?
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>>157952000
Still shit
>>
idk who marchenko is but
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVx4f8eok4A
leafs won
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>>157952000
gary's most irrelevant franchise
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>>157952000
Still shit but with more cap flexibility
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>>157952020
Not since the Kraken joined the league.
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>>157952000
It was a good trade for them at least.
>>
>gary, indiana
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i really really really really really like trades, thank you Gary
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>>157952028
expansion when
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>with finns, you win
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>>157952000
Their top lines are BIG boys
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>>157952026
the Karken seem irrelevant because of their physical location and closest neighbor, and in fact, they are that irrelevant
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>with buds, you 1
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>>157952057
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>157952061
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>>157952061
chill
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>>157952059
Omg. I have no clue who the fuck that is! Enjoy being on the laffs
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we're ready for those pucks to drop, gary
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>>157952061
Finally someone with the balls to say what we're all thinking.
>>
recycle
>>157905214
>>157905214
>>157905214
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>>157952072
That's okay, no one knows who is on the Jackets
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>>157952061
Good post but as if you didn't know
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>>157952092
heemed
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>>157952082
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>>157952116
>>157952116



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