kek their zesty bottom buck is the problem and they can't bench him, they're stuck with him for YEARSno wonder they're seething so hard despite winning
CHIKANER CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
What's next for him?
1st for my chicago bears winning the superb owl
>>157957784Wendys uniform
Chiefies are the best team in the league btw
>all the big teams in the southwest lost>they're still seething and desperate to redirectwe know what you are
How can Justin Herbert realistically win with Jim Harbaugh and Mike McDaniel as coaches? Give him a good coach like Reid, Shanahan, or Ben Johnson
Chikaner melty :)
we used to watch Peyton, Brady, and Brees. I don't even know what you call this.https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2104764328486354968
My Chargies... humiliated on a weekly basis...They're laughing at us, bros...
muh 1-2 superteam
>>157957771Another undefeated team bites the dust.
Ownership
Mariota, Jameis Winston QB1sAaron Rodgers win under Mike McCarthyGeno Smith, promising JetClowney 2nd in sacks for TexansCase Keenum on MNFOBJ pregame dance @ MetLifeTravis Kelce TE1Kirk Cousins heater49er sparkplug DeeboNick Folk primetimeWeek 3 was full of surprises
What do you think Justin Herbert is doing right now?
>>157957797i caught da flu just from watching that
>>157957784pelted with batteries
Gaylen 'bus rider' Squirts
>>157957771>LA is the rams>LAC is the chargerskek
Everything he touches turns to shitPottery
AYO HOL UPHOL UPWE DEM SACKKK
How do we fix this shit league?
>>157957801mighty kek
Who is more valuable Ben Johnson or Josh Allen?
>>157957802>cause 5 turnovers >still losekek, couldn’t happen to my Steelers :)
>>157957826Trade every good player to the Saints
>>157957794He needs the best team and best coaches ever assembled to maybe get to the divisional round.
Biannual reminder that Jumpin' Jerome did this and was shortly after sentenced to a lengthy prison sentence for drugs.
kek they're seething extra hard as their sport goes into a lockout and all their football teams are shit
Why are boomers so much better at QB than zoomers?
This game was BULLSHITEvery single time the eagles had momentum in the first half, there was some ghost flags to kill it. Anytime the bears needed help, they got it.When the DIRTY bears did a DIRTY hit on Hurts, they then fucked him over and kepts hurts on the sideline to take points off the board.Top to bottom a rig job by the refs and a hitjob by a dirty team.Its fucking pathetic
>>157957825cowshits shoulda got the big ten to give them one more play
>>157957838You seem upset
>>157957771More proof that DPI is a WR call and that Burrow is a Chase baby
>>157957835they grew up around lead paint and asbestos and it gave them super powers
These “primetime” games are complete dogshit. Imagine paying for NFL Ticket
Case Keenums wifes MILKER metrics are apparently rock solid, predictably good game if you know ball
keenum > manlove
>>157957813Probably still celebrating his historic, red-hot start to the season. You see, all of the previous failures were because of his OC or his O-line. But now they've fixed the O-line, and they've brought in an OC who can score 70 points with Tua. So logically, Justin GODbert is dominating the league effortlessly, leaving his weeknights open for nonstop celebration of his amazing 2026 campaign. I'm brown btw.
You lost :)
Caleb is holding the Bears back
Serious question. Why would the giants trade for JJ McCarthy? We all saw how bad he is. Why would they want him? I'm assuming they reached out to the vikings and specifically asked about him not the other way around. Im sure there were other options. Off the top of my head: Mac JonesSpencer RattlerJustin FieldsJoe MiltonJimmy GaroppoloI feel like any of these guys not only would have been better options but also probably for sale. Drew lock and joe flacco are better but unavailable most likely just for instance. Those guys i listed they probably could have gotten. So why JJ?
>>157957838wah wah wah
>bench gayleb>win
>>157957844Bears Defensive Coordinator was LITERALLY part of BountyGate, and suddenly hurts get headhunted?If you gave a fuck about integrity in the league you would be upset too.Im sure some refs somewhere made a lot of money on bets tonight.
>>157957833Burrow on the Dalton team wins a SB or two. They had a quality D, prime Whitworth and very good line, AJ Green, healthy cast of RBs. Dalton was the only weak link on that team.
>>157957835attention spans longer than 1ms
>>157957813Filling a 10/10 with cum
>>157957867>The Unabussy
>all the LA teams lost>texass teams lost too>they're still seething about it
>>157957860they're gonna do some mkultra drug shit with him and turn him permanently into NINEtrust the process
green bay sucks
Why doesn't Gayleb get shit for playing in a great offense like Brock Purdy does?
QBs wIth rushing TDs this season:AFC>Josh Allen (6)>Cam Ward (2)>Patrick Mahomes>Lamar Jackson>TLaw !kneeled at 1)>Bo NixNFC>Caleb Williams (2)>Bryce Young>Brock Purdy>Baker Mayfield>Jalen Hurts...and now: Case Keenum
>>157957860Nine looked good in his last 3 games, he will play better with the Giants
>>157957826Get rid of non-White QBs
He lost again :)
>the /nfl/ closet faggot is gonna spend another monday shitting his pants and sharing his deeply perverse and sexual obsession with his most favorite QB everfucking thread wasn't even 1 minute old before this gay little faggot showed up lmfao
why does his daughter look like she's going to cry
>>157957806How long before Stafford is benched. He's dogshit without Puka.
>>157957860McCarthy is still really raw, and if you can throw him into the fire during this lost season you can easily make him one of the best backups in the league.
>Back in 82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile
kek they're deeply ashamed of him but cucked into starting him again in 2 weeks
>>157957880he doesn’t have a noodle arm
>>157957860JJ is still on a rookie contract so rolling the dice on his development is much safer. If he can't hack it you can at least slot him in at QB2 fairly cheap if he does you got a QB1 you only traded a 5th round pick for.
>>157957889Maybe she just got drafted by the saints.
Will the cowboys have a home game in Houston?
>Eagles fans already dogging on Mannion
>>157957869Carson Palmer should have stayed with Cincy in retrospect.
Reminder than Keenum has more passing touchdowns than Drake Maye
Are we in the post QB era. More and more teams are winning with meh QBs
>LA teams lose>doyerpacos get extra seethey and spammykek
>>157957887caleb “seethe machine” williams
>>157957902>2-1>fans already turningkek, enjoy that shithole lebronbetter retreat to the NYC bunker after every L
>>157957860Maybe they think Kevin O'Connell is a fraud and can't develop QBs.>Mac JonesNiners never giving him up>Spencer Rattler worse than 9>BustinKC needs him>Miltonin division>Garoppoloon the couch
The Jaguars haven't allowed a RB to run for more than 75 yards in 20 straight games.
>>157957906Were in the post meme scramble QB era and hopefully OCs abandon this fucking experiment and return to the pocket passer standard
IAYC :)
>>157957900Cowboys don't even have home games in Arlington.
motivated dayo got a sack today
>Chicago sports fans can take solace in that as long as Ben Johnson is coaching the team, they will almost always have a productive, functioning, and competent offense.>And this win is right on the heels of the Cubs and White Sox postseason runs AND the Blackhawks season starting tomorrow too!Da Bears
why do they get so angry after the rams and chargers lose?
>>157957922What? Isn’t it common knowledge that you can’t tell if the cowboys are playing at home or on the road because of how large the fanbase is?
>>157957860The Niners don't want to trade Jones. Shanahan loves him, his contract is affordable and since every player on their team gets hurt every year they're likely to need him at some point. If they lose him in free agency so be it but they're keeping him through this year at least.
>>157957903Yup. They'd have had 3-4 years of a SB window with how they nailed those drafts. I hate that AJ Green had to spend his entire prime with Andy Dalton missing him by 10 yards. He'd have been a HOF lock with a competent QB.
>getting your shit cracked by 38yr old case keenum
Concession accepted :)
got in deep under their skin kek
>>157957925Then why did they lose N9NE to 3 last week to Carson Wents?
EDP is not happy
>>157957860He's young and they probably think they can turn him into a serviceable backup
>>157957912>KOC can't develop QBsHmmm let me list off some QBs he failed with>Josh Dobbs>Kyler so far doesn't look great>Max Brosmer but he's a QB3>JJM but was injured most of his time in MNSo two QBs are black, one spent most of his time injured and one was lucky to even debut to see the field after a catastrophic series of injuries
The hardest game here is the Falcons, the Bears could absolutely go 5-0 with Bagent or Keenum and be 6-1 for Caleb to come back against the Seahawks.
>mfw Case Keenum leads da burrs to the playoffs
>>157957943he's out of jail? good for him
>Ramspics
>>157957941kangz have a top 5 defense and sam roush is a nigger
How can the bears quietly get rid of caleb williams?
What NFL has the most Pajeet fans?
>>157957941Because Gayleb didn't like playing in the rain
>>157957941different poster but the franchise QB was playing in the rain on an injured hamstring ya clueless goof
>>157957956Gay massage parlors or DUI
>>157957954kek i forgot they lost to the hated broncos and bo nixno wonder they're so angry
>>157957906We're definitely in the post heroball meme era
>>157957960It’s no coincidence the longhorns and the broncos share the same color
>>157957967>Hamstring wasn't injured till late in the 4th Quarter.Why do you lie.
>>157957960Who do you think?
>>157957933True I think we get a compensation pick after he signs elsewhere
>>157957771kek
>”vaunted” NFCW went 1-3 (spiritually 0-4) this weekjej
>bo nix induced melties 24 hours laterkek
>>157957771>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers
>>157957943this is an ugly 'human'
What went right?
Lmao okay which one of you did this
i still believe in you caleb...
>>157957960take you pick if any Lest coast team + cowboys
>>157957993It's already been changed
Imagine how cool it must be to be a little kid and hear 'guess what! daddy is gonna play football tonight' and then he just goes out and cooks
>>157957990I don’t know about the browns but for the raiders, munchkin Mark finally accepted he doesn’t know what he’s doing and has given full control to Spytek and Tom BradyMark just wants to fuck strippers
I’m trying to settle a debate - who is a better QB, Purdy or Herbert?
>>157958004Ryback
>>157958004One of them is top 5, the other is bottom 10. Whoever you're arguing with over this is retarded. Bustin is trash.
>>157958004the guy with a playoff win
>>157958004Yes
>>157958004Herbert has better physicals but dries up in big moments like philip rivers. Purdy got that dawg in him mentally like Brady. Which one is better?
>>157958008>rybitch
>*listens*
>>157958004Jauan Jennings is better than Herbert
3-0
>>157958004Purdy will face Herbert this season. To make it better it’ll be at the chargers, meaning that purdy can prove it to Charger fans there
>>157958004Keenum
>>157958002It still baffles me that a grown man would willingly get that haircut, he looks like a sped.
>>157958034>Charger fanskek...KEK!!!
Tom Brady is a gigabogged divorced dad in his mid 40's. He must stop shoehorning zoomer slang into his commentary.
>>157957956Declare that he will need season ending bussy surgery
i thought Bryce turned the corner, how did he blow it vs the BROWNS
>>157957906We’re just going to see more double QB teams to make it through a season because season ending injuries are far too devastating to a team. You really need a starter quality QB as a backup in nuNFL.
>>157958037It’s a thing called peacocking you permavirgin
>>157958028Is their vision movement based?
CALEB GETTIN' WALLY PIPPED LMAO
>n-no t-that's not my team, r-reallykek
>>157958047Bryce can only be good 1 game maybe 2 games at a time, that's his limit, after that he automatically goes back to being below average.
>>157957880Media hates normal corny White dudes and loves gay niggers how is this surprising
>when the cracka comes for your job and does it better than you
>>157958034You mean purdy can prove it to 49ers fans?
>>157958055many, MANY such cases.
>>157958063kek doyerpacos never lived this one down
SKOL! :D
>>157958066
Howie calls his muscle and directs them secure Nick's nutsac to a car battery
I FUCKING hate Ryback
Friendly reminder that the Chiefs are Undefeated and Elite
Raiders are 3-0
>>157958051It's partially camera angle and partially that the eagles aren't in the huddle, Hurts is calling an audible at the line so the Bears are right fuckin there.
>>157957880Because shanahan lost to Belicheeks Brady in the Superbowl so people labeled him the next Andy Reid, and then they got kittle cmc etc. so it became le Purdy and his avengers Meanwhile the media around Chicago needs a hero savior complex type and their HC isn't labeled the next Andy reid type
>barely 3-0 against shit teams
>>157958063Isn’t this is in SF?
>>157957990Both teams have squeaked by beating shitter teams. Let's see how they are a month from now.
>NFC has two good teams>they're both in the west>AFC has half a dozen good teams all over the countryinteresting
>it's an NFC Least year
>>157958098the afc has 0 good teams lol
>>157957990Can cruising bums with zero expectations on them.
>>157958098sissyhawks lost to the cumhandlers and shitthew shitford and his "vaunted" defense are frauds
>>157958101>perenially dogshit division is dogshit againBeing elite ain't for everyone
>brock purdy is the most efficient qb of all time, and no one caresimagine if jokic was seen as some random bum center
>>157958028Shoulda watched the World Cup.
>>157957784Fired. Who gives a shit about Sirianni. Everyone knows howie roseman is the real star
>>157958105the second team isn't the rams lil bro
>>157957771Is it good to be #1 or #32?
>>157958089yeah the Southern home of the san Francisco fortyniners
>>157958107All the system. Put literally anyone in that system and they would’ve won multiple owls. Imagine Herbert or Love or Dak in SF
The Rams are still a superteam, they're just sleepy. Once they take a nap the league is officially on notice.
Chiefs are the best team concurrently top to bottom in the NFL
>>157958101>>157958106scoreboard
>>157958120Give dem bears a chance
>>157957892This guy would be better than any 24 yo qb in the league
>>157958111the entire team will be dead (shanahan included) come january so who cares
>>157958123>y-y-yeah butkwab
perennially dogshit mentioned?
>>157958117>Love>DakLOL. They don't have the processing power to read the field. Sorry. Purdy's brain is Drew Brees level. Only white people can get this
>even the gnats have more playoff success than every team in the NFCN in the last 25 yearskekking @ leadheads
>>157957771
>>157958117Purdy has been injured plenty, and none of his replacements came close. And he always puts up great stats no matter how much personnel has been injured. He was also a muffed punt away from winning a super bowl
the rams strategy of purposely losing two of their first three games, one against their biggest division rival, is levels beyond what I can comprehend.
>>157957892I love this movie so much because I have an uncle who is literally uncle Rico. >never shuts up about his highschool days >still lives in his home town and brags to anyone who will listen about it >swears he could have played in college if he didn't fuck up his knee his senior year (he wouldn't have. I've seen his game tapes too many times) >lives in a camper so one step up from uncle Rico and his van at least >got fired from coaching pee wee football because he had the kids doing Oklahoma drills (they were 8)
Stafford just needs some werther originals and he'll be in tip top shape my grandpa loves those
>>157958134mac jones was good
>>157958087but enough about the kansass shitty queefs!
>turns out the vikings weren't actually good, its just that gayleb is badoh dear me
>>157958141decent, but not close to PurdGod
Can't wait for Stafford and McGay to announce retirement at the same time. LA will go back to simping for the Dodgers in no time. Stop trying to pretend to be a football city
uh oh spammy is clitty leaking again
>>157957878>>157957883>>157957891>>157957897>>157957944Im shocked there are still people who believe 9 is worth a damn
>>157958028i'm gonna OOOOOOOOOOOOOVERHEAR
>>157958141Better than Jimmy G, worse than Purdy.
>>157958117Purdy has never had a receiving core anywhere near as good as Lamb and Pickens and Dook did nothing with them, meanwhile he's balling out with WR5s. He made Jennings think he was a 20 million dollar receiver while in reality he's not even getting sniffs of the ball on the Vikings
It's a shame the bears are in the NFCN cause if I were the Vikings id have tried trading for Keenum after today
the bright side is that this howie's wake up call to draft trenches and nothing but trenches like he should've been doing
In my head cannon Case Keenum went to the University of Hawaii. Who am I mistaking him with?
If the 49ers could trade Purdy for Herbert straight up, they’d do it. That’s just the facts
>>157958136>got fired from coaching pee wee football because he had the kids doing Oklahoma drills (they were 8)To be fair I dont thonk 8 year olds are strong or big enough to actually do any damage during an Oklahoma drill. They're too small to hurt each other.
>>157958141Did you watch the games he started? Shanahan had to do simpler schemes for him
Remember when Peyton called out their "idiot kicker", who was a pro bowler, and effectively got him blackballed from the NFL. Brady wasn't just the leader of the Pats offense, he lead the entire team. Now a days QBs show up cat walking in space suits and clown shoes they're paid to wear. They do their job but the rest of so compartmentalized with a herd of coaches there's no comradery.
>Purdy sysTom memes in 2026
>>157958165keenum went to Houston, you are thinking of colt brennan
Imagine he goes out there and just lights the NFL on fire and saves the season. I mean there's no way it's going to happen but it's fun to dream that he could be our Brock Purdy or some other late round QB that was successful.
kek burrsfags are gonna infight over their QB for years nowhorrible for gayleb's optics
>we have 3 top 40 quarterbacks
>>157958141I love Mac Jones and he's the sole reason the niners made the playoffs last year but ppl who say he played as good as Purdy don't actually watch the games. He literally ran a simple Jimmy G offense
Gayleb kwab of the year.
>>157958166I thought Jim Harbaugh was supposed to be le QB whisperer because he made Kaepernick look good. Maybe herbert just sucks.
>>157958180KEK nigga turned into will levis
>>157958172Peyton called vanderchoke a retard, then got the goat vini and won a super bowl with clutch kicking. Seems like a win
Tyreek Hill is in talks with the chiefs. If he joins this team nothing is stopping us. Its like getting the final infinity stone.
>CEO Head Coaches in 2026
>>157958185Tyreek is probably a 4.6 40 guy these days. Pointless.
>>15795818532 year old Tyreek coming off a grisly leg injury is probably still better than Worthy is so that might not be false
>>157958163What? You guys already have a great online wtf. I literally just remembered your o line coach retired right? Maybe that's a reason why y'all are struggling
>>157958185he'll be no better than xavier worthy currently is, so not good.
>>157958157Hes very young and has shown flashes. Coaching and opportunity matter more than anything in the NFL.
Disc golf will be the biggest sport in the USA by 2030 and easy
>>157958185Raiders are gonna expose these frauds so bad dude
>>157958192They got old and injured, it happens with every player
>>157958163d-line didn't look bad fangio just got outcoached again
Is there a more /nfl/core meme than >black qbs
I want to troon out.
you say something white boi?
Jalen Hurts is in year 7 and no one knows if he's good or not.
>>157958177Still a brighter future than green gay
>>157958211cant wait until this nigger leaves and KOC doesn't have anyone to hard carry him
>last place packturds
>>157958201Mailata is 29 and Lane Johnson is 2 years younger than the best o lineman in my team. Nigga pls
Honestly, who cares. Philadelphia is a basketball town now.
jesterguild hours
In terms of top 10 QBs, where do you rank Jordan Love?
>>157958217Everyone has a brighter future than green gay with their 100M/yr+ tied into two players.
>>157958213he's not good in a traditional qb sense but he's good at what he does while not making many huge mistakes. It's sort of like prime Russ but not as many explosive plays That's easily top 10 in this era
>>157958213He's good when he has>a top 3 o-line>a top 3 defense>a top 3 receiving room>a good OCAnd he's not expected to throw over the middle
>>157958225Jordan Love would be 4th on the Bears depth chart
Reminder the rams won the 2025-2026 /nfl/bowl
>>157958218Is there a team willing to give Flores another shot at HC? Didn't they kinda black list him because he tried suing the Dolphins or something?
>>157958220Trent is a complete freak of nature, it's genuinely not fair to compare anyone else to him, even Lane Johnson who's another HOF bound OT
>>157958235No & No.
>>157958235The vikings are stacked with talent, flores will absolutely fail on any other team.
>>157958219Kek, micah parson didnt do jack shit. Now cowboys are guaranteed a top 5 pick. Sad
Just saw the bears eagles scoreline. Bro who the fuck is Case Keenum?
Who’s better: Hurts or Purdy?
>>157958247*jets are guaranteed a top 5 pick
>>157958250You don't remember the Minneapolis Miracle?
why does every NFCN team except the lions have a better backup QB than starting one?
>>157958192the interior Oline broke their bodies to win that owl and never recovered anywhere near to that levelthey didn't just regress, they fell of a cliff>>157958202sure they get pressure but they haven't been getting home at all for the entire seasonzero turnovers sure, a fat stack of "almost"s but that doesn't cut it
>JJ McCarthy has failed his physical>Giants are now trading for Case Keenum
>>157958234feel free to remind me what happened the week after that
>>157958250DIGGS
>>157958235buccaneers should ditch todd bonobo for him
>>157958129>toxins make the playoffs at 8-9>asterisks just made the playoffs at 81-81it's like star wars, it rhymes
>>157958066those ARE the doyerpacos
>>157958234good thing nobody cares and they have no fans
>>157958253Hurts has ringz brooooo. Ringzzz. I thought thats the only thing that matters
>>157958237Fair but all I heard from eagles fans was how much better Lane Johnson, a RT for crying out loud, was better than Trent. Regardless, you guys have a better o line than my niners. Shit you guys have a way better D line even. Ours is nothing but practice squads already
Eagles haha
>>157958266SIDELINE
It's trueDamn true
>>157958165>>157958175case keenum is the reason that NCAA only allows 5 years of eligibility now. he played for 9 season at UH
>>157958250Journeyman QB, had some solid years around 2017-18. He also has, in purely statistical terms, the best college career of all time.
>>157958197We'll fucking see. The raiders are the frauds. They do not belong in the 3-0 club. Its a fluke.
>>157958276>>157958265kek talked so much shit and then lost to hated coastGODS
If the Cowboys had even a middle of the league defense they’d be dangerous.
Eagles should not be complaining about trenches. Thats just so dumb. They got the best trenches in the league. The QB just sucks dick
>>157958285didn't they themselves have a back up qb?
>>157958285what in the mystery meat is this
>>157958291Coulda shoulda woulda
>>157958004Herbert is the better, if not best qb if you're playing madden. but irl where decision making and consistency matter as skills it's obviously Brock Purdy
>>157958297Many people are saying exactly this!
>>157958291Damn they must be a really stupid team then if they can't figure that much out.
there are 2 catb owls next week
Is it all just Michigan fans defending Mccarthy at this point? Genuinely don't know how anyone can look at his career and think he is an nfl qb
Just realized that bustin shitbert has a big arm and literally nothing else
Could have went 3-1 in fantasy this week and felt good, but I decided to draft hurts again this season.
>>157958297their o-line has gotten significantly worse. Saquon used to run 3-4 yards without being touched and they had like 4-5 sec clean pockets. Both of those have been cut in half at a minimum
>>157958318Good catch, sir.
>>157958320Hes white. Surely theres some talent there. A good coach would unlock it.
The Vikangz are 3-0. Wow
>>157958326Didnt these faggots invent the tush push. How can it be possible for it to be bad
>>157958333Digits
>>157958259Remember when eagles fags cried and cried when anyone implied the tush push was a dangerous play? Lol, lmao even
>That team you have always fucking despised even though they aren't a divvy rival and your team has no history with themWhat's her name, /nfl/?
Rasm lost fair and square
>>157958329His IQ is stroud tier
>>157958320that and shitposters. Him being drafted high never made a lick of sense to begin with. Name another time a 1st round talent qb was on a team dedicated to keeping the ball out of his hands. Sometimes the draft is complete nonsense
>>157957860they basically got him for freeyou arent getting any of those other backups for a 5th
>>157958341texans, particularly in the CGay Stroud era
>>157958341Queefs
>>157958341dem sois are easily the most uppity non-leadhead fanbase on /nfl/
>>157958320 Hes white. Theres absolutely no talent there. The best coach on earth couldn’t unlock it.
>>157958341Jets have no reason to exist
>>157958340why isn't anyone crying about how dangerous of a play it is anymore?
>>157958343Rams are 3-0, brainlet. Week 1 didn't count because of the plane ride. Week 3 doesn't count because shoving the receiver away from the ball while it's in the air is not a foul. Week 4 and 5 don't count because QB sneaks are immoral. These are facts. Enjoy watching my team go 17-0, nigger.
>>157958341Cowboys
>>157958361I am
My soon to be 4-0 Raidies
>>157957771Did the fact that 900 year old noodle-armed Case Keenum stepped in and threw for 250 yards and 2 TDs in a blowout pretty much prove this faggot is a system baby?
2-1 and tied for the NFC East lead despite our entire team being dead already
>>157958365Kirk “The Schedule” Cousins
>>157958370uhh sorry chud we established last year it doesn't matter if you only beat a bunch of dogshit teams
>>157958365I love how Crosby's getting double-teamed and he's still getting to the QB.
>>157958341Raiders, solely because of the fat tryhard boomers that spend 2 hours doing their makeup and putting together their elaborate 2spooky4me costumes to cheer for them.
If your HC is older than 39 consider your team is obsolete. Oldheads like McVay and Sirianni can’t compete anymore.
Why don't gingers make good football players?
>>157958362>rams>my teamnobody says this
>>157958362>Rams are 3-0, brainlet. Week 1 didn't count because of the plane ride. Kek. Faggot. They requested to go to Australia
Do we got a webm of Case juking that iggles lb?
>>157958370Kirk is a proven qb in this league unlike fake gaye
>>157958365*gets flagged for sneezing on mutthomes*
>get to watch NINE play again>Herbert finally getting widespread slander>Rasm super team sitting at 1-2>5, Gayleb, Baker, and Dart all injured>Drake "The Turnover" Maye is the worst QB in the league>Eagles, Packers, Patriots, Texans and Chargers all suck>old ass vet QB putting on random elite performancesThe script writers have truly outdone themselves.
>>157958366Nobody cares if their qb is a systembaby when their team is winning. What exactly are you trying to accomplish by reminding bears fans they have one of the best offensive coaches in the entire league?
>>157958376IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII JUST WANNA FLY!
>>157958392All distractions from the refs handing the Quiefs another owl.
>>157958382Where's her penis?
>>157958341I hate the Cowboys for absolutely no reason. Sure I hate the Pats and the Coofs but I loathe the Cowboys
>>157958406I hate the cowboys because they are so bad it's infuriating to watch even as a neutral. Dak is legitimately a terrorist
>>157958392you left out dem sois getting raped and gaped by the ravens in rio
>>157958320>>157958347People so easily forget that McCarthy was simply just a product of the Michigan cheating scandal. It’s easy to look good in college when your coaching staff is stealing playbooks. Ironically it’s a Harbaugh that trades for him as well. Cant make this kind of shit up
>when you don't even have a call contested by fans because it's so obvious and bad
The eagles should just play lebron at tight end while goedert is out
>>157958393your starting qb is worse than both of your backupsyour starting qb is a black homosexual manyour backups are white straight menthese facts upset you
>Yeah so basically, like, the reason I fumbled there is because the ball was just drenched in blood. Like honestly bro, I was about to launch a dragon and bust the game wide open. But yeah, ball was covered in blood for some reason. I'm pretty sure my controller was dropping inputs, too. Not my fault. Next question.What the FUCK is his problem?
>>157958386Why would the rams want to lose a home game? Especially against the 49ers?
>>157958408>Dak is legitimately a terroristDak's the only reason they've even been competitive. Schottenheimer and Parker are the terrorists.
Putting the Eagles' offense on prime time is literally terrorism.
It's crazy that Jameis gets his last shot to be an NFL qb and he's still doing the quirky gimmick.
>>157958421>Rams>home game >against the 49ersTry to make the shitposts a little less obvious anon
I fucked up my back from some random seizure and right when it was healing a few weeks later I had another random seizure. The health shit these guys must go through has to be insane.
Drake Maye, a good Christian boy who has been with the same woman since middle school, is actually playing like complete and total shit out of protest against Vrabel and his shameless adultery.
>>157958390Defenses take notes, this is the only way you're allowed to sack Mahomes.
>>157958341Seahawks for knocking my skinnies out of the playoffs. I hate youChiefs for being insufferable
Chargers internet is doing soul searching
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>>157958419When will Shitcongo stop falling for the black quarterback meme? Its honestly just sad. The last good qb they had was Jay Cutler. Now its Keenum whos gonna get benched for gayleb when he comes back
Test
>>157958433Flag on the play. The defender did not properly kiss Mahomes good night.
>>157958431I have ankylosing spondylitis, getting out of bed the wrong way can have me screaming. A single one of these hits i would probably never walk again. I'm confounded how their bodies can handle this shit but it's impressive
>>157958433>he used a hard pillow instead of a soft one!!!!
>>157958445>shitcongoevery member of the jesterguild except the lions has been humiliated with the starting black QB thoughbeit
>he came back to seethe about the queefies again
>didn't even play>still got the genny in a tizzyhow does he do it?
Why are Giants fans dooming like Dart is a top 5 QB? He might not even be good.
How much does the NuFL pay these jeets to suck >black qb cock on /nfl/?
>>157958420Maye is becoming DSP
>>157957771Cincy gets a ton of home cooking by the reffies and it's only not talked about because Burrow and the Bengals suck dick regardless
>>157958463He represents all their hopes and dreams. And now they have to watch gaygay mccuckthy. Have a little compassion
>>157958281One underrated thing this year is that purdy is now allowed to call his oline protection. Shanny trusts him enough to do that now, which is why the 9ers oline is good. Purdy processes the protection scheme ala brady/Brees because the 9ers center is not smart enough to do it, unlike a Jason kelce
>>157958463N9NE is better than shart.
>>157958463Even my dad who isn't even a Giants fan just loved seeing Dart and Skat and Poo acting like his teammates did in the 70's. Guess the nostalgia being ripped away hit a lot of boomers
>>157958429> his last shot>10 years inhis career is over, he just wanted to be a backup then go over to the media, but Dart blew it by being a doofus that takes 20 steps back in the pocket
>>157958463Dart played incredible in Week 1 and then got his knee ripped off because Sean McVay is still butthurt that the Giants fired his Grandpa in the 70s
who has a clip of DeSean Jackson's reaction to jameis' "W" speech?
>>157958462it's mostly the /nfl/ closet faggot having another meltdown over the object of his deeply deranged and sexual obsession because he's as deep in the closet as the dildo is up his ass.
>>157958474Imagine showing up to work for a job you dedicated your entire life to and seeing some guy meditating on the field while you're practicing, making tough guy faces in the locker room, insisting you call him by his jersey number and then being absolute shit. That would drive me up a fucking wall
they want to bench the buck so bad kek
>>157958474Gaygay isn't even qualified to sniff darts jockstrap
Giants probably wanted Mac Jones, but theres no way we're trading him. I honestly wouldn't give him unless they give us a 1st round pick. Purdy will probably get hurt. It is what it is
>>157958479McVay has so many grudges. He doesn't realize all the coaches he hates were friends with his dad and none of them care what little Seany thinks.
It just feels weird thinking you could make an argument that the Jaguars are the best team in the AFC and Lawrence might be the best quarterback in the NFL right now.
>>157958491Jones seems to be resistant to EMF, not even a first round pick is worth it,
>>157958485kek true
kek they hate their unbenchable zesty bottom buck so much
>>157957860>Why would the giants trade for JJ McCarthy?What other option do they have? McCarthy has played 10 games in his career and has bad stats and a winning record.>JonesThe niners won't give him up for free.>RattlerBetter stats, but they'll have to give up more for him.>FieldsFields is a certified bust, McCarthy has a greater than 0% chance at being a starting QB. Plus Fields would cost more since the Chiefs would be cautious about giving away their backup when their QB is coming off an ACL injury.>MiltonWho?>Jimmy GWould be fun but he's older and not motivated. Best Jimmy G would get is another backup deal somewhere else for playing well. McCarthy is playing for his career. He has a shot with a decent team, good weapons, and a solid coach. He's going to be absolutely starving and this'll make or break his career. If he plays well, like Mac Jones did for the niners last year, he can have a shot at a starting job. Even if it's for a bad team, Malik Willis got $30m/year to suck ass.
How does gayleb explain losing two games to mediocre teams and then qb2 coming in and beating the shit out of an elite team ?
>>157958491There's no reason for any team with a good backup to help the giants. Qbs are dropping like flies so they would have to make ot worth someone's while with significant draft compensation. Vikings were desperate to move off Mccarthy and even that demanded a 5rh rounded. Contending team with a competent backup would probably want a 1st yeah because it puts your team massively at risk
>>157958488Who's starting for the team? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
he just keep talking to himself jej
>>157958504Niggles are washed b
>>157958504>niggles >elite teamlmao, bro thinks it's 2024
exposed by a old white boy but they can't fire you keki knew they'd be fuming
>>157958497Based on 3 weeks of play sure but he needs some serious post season success before anyone can take that argument seriously
>>157958504he spanked the panturds, figure out what you're talking about before you chimp out on /nfl/
caleb was so fucking mad on the sideline kek
>>157958497But he lost to da bronkies
The Broncos really have to beat the Niners with zero controversy to finally be recognized as a legitimate team, huh?
Volumes...zesty volumes...
>>157958530>bears are overpowered with white QBs>not allowed to have themkek!
good night faggotskeep that seethe comin
>>157958528With that knucklehead at qb they will never be legitimate. They should trade for keenum
>>157958528Rams only lost because of the high altitude and they got tired like in Australia
>>157958004Something instinctually is screaming a everyone that Herbert is SUPPOSED to be better, but you actually watch the games and look at the results and you realize who is better. Herbert has the size, the arm, enough mobility to get by, but he just doesn't have the mind or the heart to play QB. Purdy doesn't have the best body or the strongest arm, but he's more mobile than Herbert and most importantly, has 100x the dawg in him.
>>157957860Mac Jones kept the 49ers afloat enough to make the playoffs last year. He's the best plan B the 49ers have.
>>157958543Crazy thing called science. Train in Colorado Springs in the off season like all other pro athletes do if it's too high for you then. Homefield advantage, almost every team has one.
>>157958544People only like Herbert because of his height, face, and frame. Its just sad bro. Its not a dating profile, faggots. Thats not what people mean when they say "pass the eye test"
>>157958433I laughed too hard at this. I'm turning into a boomer.
Is the "WHOPPER WHOPPER" guy dead? They still do the baseline into the jingle but no more "WHOPPER WHOPPER"
>gayleb gets benched>the bears look like they could win the superbowlToday completely validated all the gayleb doubters. He is unironically the thing holding the bears back. Ben Johnsons system plus a qb who isnt a retard playing heroball and missing all his passes looks absolutely dominant
There just wasn't enough tape on Keenum, stop talking bad about Caleb RIGHT NOW
>>157958563If Ben Johnson was so smart, why didn't he just draft a white quarterback like Jared goof
Has Ben found his new Jared Goff?
>>157958544what's being lost in a lot of QB discussion, scouting, and evaluation is the fact that it's a cerebral position. Sure you must reach the "this tall" line with physical traits but after that it's all preparation and decision making. The league is overrun with guys who have great physical traits but dogshit decision making
I bet Caleb is planning his comeback right now, he's got each nail planned out, maybe a lil lipstick...
reminder
>>157958472>purdy is now allowed to call his oline protectionOh wow that I did not know
>>157958563trvke
>just wake upIgglesfags. Explain yourselves. That was Case Keenum.
>>157958572because it's a chicago sports team
>>157957784Fired
>>157958588Hurts just needs more help on offense and defense like he had in 2024.
>>157958588Based Kino is elite in 2026
>>157958596I wish Howie Roseman drafted trenches for my team. God what a fucking waste. He must be seething at Jalen so much
Herbert has a 5000 yard season, while Purdy has a 4000 yard season with an oline stacked with all pros.
tfw your coordinators cant carry your shitty roster anymore
>>157958588eagles poor defensive performance aside, the game really swung when Jalen got tented and Dalton threw that pick. They never regained momentum
>>157958563I've said it since seeing Caleb at USC. They had no oline when he was there and it developed extremely bad habits of just taking the ball and running away. Plus he's a pussy.
>>157958605Post Herbert's playoff wins.
>>157958609Loins roster is good though. Just not their secondary, which is absolutely dire.
>>157958612not a qb stat.
>>157958605How long ago was that season again? Surely a 5k QB has won several playoff games in the time since.
>>157958610Moral of the story: heem the opposing qb
>>157958572He's not the GM
>>157958596>Rosemanbergsteinowitz refuses to resign a White safety>secondary goes to shitvery predictable
>>157958613they have good skill positions and a steady QB but that's it, the oline sucks and penis sewell is not a LT
>Case Keenum dominated in a primetime game in 2026ONE MORE TIME
>>157958626Quiet down, he's getting mad sloppy top from his wife right now. That's the man she fell in love with
>>157958621Trvke
>>157958623Their o line has been really good thid yeah though? You know they had two starters out for the Bills game, right? They're back now and I don't think Goof even got touched against the jest.
>>157957771no one told me the jags were wearing throwback uniforms. they need to bring these back
I knew my Bengals were gonna bungle the moment everyone pick them to win
>>157958605>O line stacked with all prosLol what?
>>157958638For these recent official NFL picks the YouTubers seem to be dominating.
>>157958639A 40 year old man thats on his last legs, and a bunch of middling linemen that would be backups on every other team. Yep, thats my Niners
Will he ever stop raping?
>>157957943>sends dick pix to underage plant>she sends actual underage nudes backHoly based
Pretty decent week 3, huh?
>>157958654I just checked.Left guard was a 7th rounder Right guard is was a 3rd rounderRight tackle was a 5th rounderCenter was undrafted Lol
>erm you want to score... LE POINTS??!?>seems like you need rape correction....*unzips blitz*>lemme see dat Quarterback cuhh
>>157958659I always bring up that he’s a rapist and is allowed to comment nfl games. Nobody ever believes me
>>157957771Erin Rogers once again getting bailed out by the refs.
I thought Lane Johnson retired a few years ago
>>157958681I thought it was just a meme? Did he actually rape multiple women??
>>157958682Imagine if Jamo wasn't on pace for 6 gorillion drops this season.
>>157958610>they never regained momentumYou did not watch the game. They went into the half with a walkoff sneak TD and got the ball to start the 2nd half only down 3. They had all the momentum swung back in their favor and threw it away.
>>157958683This will be his final season I think
Raiders.
>>157957771Damn, so Mahomes really earned all those rangz despite the refs' best attempts to cheat him...
>>157958685The allegations detailed in books such as ESPN: The Uncensored History included stalking a female production assistant, sending explicit emails soliciting sex to a female producer, and groping co-workers.
>if the offense is good or bad, it's because of the coordinators>if the defense is good or bad, it's because of the coordinatorsRemind me, why do the Eagles keep Sirianni around?>he wins!Apparently he's not to blame if the offense or defense is bad, so what does he do?
gaylen squirts
>>157958696Apparently he's good at firing his players up
you're not a raiders fan though
>>157958694Maybe those women shouldn't have been dressed provocatively and so rapeable?
Purdy is strongmind and will keep throwing into tight windows even if he gets picked off multiple times.
>>157957866
>>157958696He passes the microphone around and makes everybody recognize a specific teammate for their efforts :3 aww
>>157957869Marvin Lewis was never going to win shit even if he had the NFL top 50 team
>>157958694So, womyn making shit up.
>>157958696He's the Dave Roberts of the NFL
>>157958235he is suing the dolphinshe also sued the broncos and the entire nfl
Herbie is too low IQ for Mike McDaniel's offense which tells you everything when the remains of Tua could make it work
>>157958285Is that youngcuck?
iggles dood wat nou
>>157958552lots of the athletic bodies in Colorado Springs are relocating elsewhere though
what's the cope gayleb bros
Should've been a shutout
>>157958794Not really. Unless they're quitters who don't sprint up Like:s peak daily
Who's better; healthy Burrow or hypothetical Herbert?
>>157958812Goof
>It's over. I no longer require any more points.
>>157958812Flacco
>>157958817I would screw over bettors if I was a QB too
>>157958812Hypothetical Herbert before he got some bimbo gf so Burrow basically.
>>157957866wasn't dennis allen with the raiders during bountygate
>>157958817based merciful White man
>>157958817When the alternative is letting the jags defense onto the field I completely understand.
>>157958817Ive hated this guy for so long, but him making degenerates seethe by doing this is incredibly based
might be a bit of a qb controversy in Chicago
When does TLaw enter the top 5 conversation and when are we removing Burrow and Herbert?
>>157958812hypothetical Herbert is the greatest Quarterback of all time says Harbaugh o easily him :)
>>157958833there's no controversy about it anymore, caleb is def gayand that's okay!...go chiefs!
>>157958840I see you survived whatever shit beer that was you were drinking. Well done.
>>157958117>Imagine Herbert or Love or Dak in SFWhat offense do you think Herbert is currently playing in?
Vikings drafted JJ McCarthy 10th overall and let Sam Darnald walk only to trade McCarthy for a 5th round pick 2 years later while sam darnald defends his superbowl title lol
Why even sign him
>>157958877You love to see it.
>>157958854Hell yea still on the Kiwi lager again tonight. Will have a dry day tomorrow at pub quiz just gonna drink non alcoholic raspberry cola and drop a tab of acid with the bros keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I fucking love acid but good shit doesn't need alcohol with it it'll ruin your night
Caleb Williams might have just lost his starting job
I really hope n9ne balls out in ny just to spite the other teams in the division The giants are a fun retard circus
Ironically Case Keenum balling out shows that Caleb isn't a system baby. Not because Caleb is actually good, but because he's bad at running that system and the Bears wins come from him doing out of structure meme plays
>>157958903More JJ means less Jameis and that's an outcome I cannot tolerate.
troy aikman is an overrated faggot superteam-babby and has worse career stats than jay cutler
>>157958903We don't even know if he'll start. They didn't invest a ton of draft capital with that trade. They'll give Jameis Winston at least 2 more games starting imo they won't trust McCarthy into the lineup
>>157958903if anyone can fix n9ne it's>checks notesmatt nagy...
>>157958902Case keenum this season after 1 game:>more td passes than Drake maye >more rushing TDs than Saquon Barkley
>>157958913jameis looked like shit>>157958918He probably won't start I think they have him as injury insurance right now. There's still potential for him to change up for the better though, even if it's a long shot
>>157958933>jameis looked like shitOf course but he's hilarious. Who gives a fuck about the gnats' results anyway?
>>157958925We all know Greg Roman is secretly running the offence and Matt Nagy is just calling the plays in the headset. Nagy is a queer little gimp while Roman is a based scheme knower
I honestly feel really bad for giants fans. They're stuck with Jameis and NINE as their starting QBs the one year the eagles, cowboys, and commanders are all trash. This could have been the year. Welp. Sucks to suck I guess
>>157958916
>>157958938Who finds jamies’ coon clown routine funny anymore?
>>157958945They played in different eras. It isnt a fair comparison
>>157958951aikman played his entire career with a god tier oline and HOF weapons
>>157958949Everyone. He will always be /ournblackqb/
>>157958958>look at the top of his head
Gonna need a new thread lads. I'd do it but I have to start drinking here soon.
>>157958945brad fucking johnson has more TDs than this nigger
>>157959010>>157959010>>157959010
>>157958131>Purdy's brain is Drew Brees level
