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Gaylen 'bus rider' Squirts
the dichotomy
gayleb is the problem but they can't bench him because he's gay and black kek
>when your superteam has twice as many losses as wins
>quietly instant transmissions into top 8 cornerback conversations
they hate their black gay face of the team so much kek
>>157959029You could tell he was absolutely seething watching someone actually competent run the offense better than he has in 2 years
>>157959029would his washed up ass got btfo if it was him at the wheel against the eagles
>>157959032My wigger
Now that the dust has settled, who is the quarterback of the New England Patriots in 2027?
Who thought we would come into fucking soldier field on a monday night and win easily. Oh well. still 2-1.
>>157959124Drew Lock. 2027
>>157959124Drake "Drake Maye" Maye
whats Jalen hurts excuse going to be getting btfo by the gay bears and a backup QB
>manlet speedlet cleverfag route runner "plays bigger than he is" contested ball catcher archetypethis dude is basically just antonio brown isnt he
my Bungholes :(
How the fuck do you not get a 1yd touchdown in four attempts after saying you want to be the highest scoring offense ever
If Drake Maye keeps crying it'll give Ann the ick and she'll stop cooking him her gourmet cuisine
It's national coffee day...what are you having
It's now popular to say "Drake Maye was always shit", but the front office took away his two best deep weapons and replaced them with basically nothing, Brown is hurt and Romeo Doubs can't catch to save his life.
>>157959188Mayes ass is washed
>>157959124Mac Jones
>>157959187'spresso for me. Not sure which cup yet
>>157959193kino redemption arc
>>157959191He looked ok in Seattle until AJ Brown went down
I want to suck penis.
>>157959217Trip on, Temujin.
>>157959188Multiple things can be true at once, his receivers are ass and his protection is bad, and he's also mentally spiraling and regularly making horrific decisions. This is how QBs are ruined beyond repair, he needs to statpad against some shit team pronto because I don't think he can mentally handle another disasterclass performance
>>157959217Fly Eagles Fly
having a nickname like "the schedule" is one of the fucking craziest things in sports right now
>>157959036Let’s see what he can do against Chase and Higgins this week. If he can keep Chase mostly shut down then we can have that conversation
>>157959158If AB and Prince had gay sex and a fuckin baby popped out, yes
>>157958131>Purdy's brain is Drew Brees levelThat's like saying Purdy is the most surgical QB in history
Mahomes was faking dudes out near the sideline and now QBs are getting destroyed because of his actions
FUCK THIS SMUG GRANDPAthat ringless old man has no right to do this to a super bowl MVP
>>157959283That racist smile...he's broadcasting n-bombs at 1,000RPM in his mind
Trade Caleb?
>>157959294lmao
>>157959295No, but the bears should sit him out next week since Case looks pretty good. No sense in rushing him back early when Case seems to be able to run the offense without any issues
C'mon Raiders, you can do it.
NFC East points scored after 3 games 88 - Cowboys75 - Commanders55 - Eagles46 - Giants
>>157959333Cheeky trips
So who's winning the Division at 8-9 this year?
>>157959283Just leave keenum in at this point. Give gayleb another year to develop
Reminder that the tripcode user, Temujin, is a woman.
Up next for the Lafleur whip-ass train:>@Bucs>Bears >Cowboys (Sun Night Football)>@Lions>Panthers (Thurs Night Football)
looks like keenum exposed two high level black QBs last nightOne being on his own teamHe is racist
>>157959387That coward
In all seriousness, let’s cut the chit chat.Is Keenum ELITE?
>>157959387https://x.com/casekeenum/status/1270878386802606080
>>157959402Qrd
>>157959402let’s gives benefit of the doubt, the funeral was before all the fentanyl stuff started coming out
>>157959384The bucs are horrendous but they could realistically lose all 3 after that
Up next for Case, again in Solder Field
>>157959402Based Case
what's this look called?
>>157959436The Unabombear
>>157959402Wow. Someone in the public sphere did some performative bullshit on social media to seem like he was a "good person" in the eyes of what he perceived to be the majority of polite society's public opinion. I don't respect him for being a coward, but I doubt he meant even most of that.
>>157959333>has the game sealed by the 3rd quarter so he can sit the 4th quarter and pick his nose
Is this everybody's first year watching the NFL? As long as QB2 isn't complete dogshit, he always looks so much better than QB1 when he inevitably steps up. That's because the opposing team planned on QB1 to play and built a game plan around him. Case may get one more game where he looks good. Then there will be enough tape on him, and he'll return to his mediocre self.
rapsheet: The Bears are trading QB Caleb Williams to the Vikings for a 3rd-round pick. .
kek cam ward is fucking garbage
>burrs get 4000 yard passer>it's case fucking kino doing it in 15 games
>>157959527shut the fuck up
>>157959402what does it say I can't read it with out signing up for x and I will not
>>157959544>on pace to reach 3705If they only started him from week 1...
>a professional football team of scouts, evaluators and a general manager looked at this thing and unironically said ''yes, he has the cognitive ability to run a complex offensive system''
>>157959559I didn’t even think Tennessee had a fanbase that would even stoop to death threats. I understand the Vols but nobody gives that much of a fuck about the Tits
Bears have our number manNot even debatable, both times it was the biggest coaching missmatch i've seenDefense is a problem tho, it looks like shit all of a sudden. Without a top 5/10 defense this team cannot compete
>Wins 5 MVPs
Tits should trade for Shedoodoo and let him compete with Cam for the starting job
>>157959577Im just so tired of Sirianni' prevent offense. I cant explain why but the offense is humming in the 1st half, then it just shuts down and its nothing but 3 and outs, runs up le middle, and check downs even though they're losing.
>>157959559Im sure the threats were all signed by white people
>>157959589holy fuck, i forgot that Shedoodoo exists and is a QB in the nfl
>>157959188trading Boutte didn't make any sense
>random teams with random backup QBs coming in and winning games all over the place>team quality seems no longer affixed to QB quality at allThis is a very different league from 10 years ago. It used to all come down to your hard QB ranking. We are borderline on the cusp of bringing bellcow RBs back too.
>Sirianni: probably should've gone for it on 4th and 1No shit
>>157959559>football is just a gameThen why do hundreds of people get paid millions of dollars to play it? Why is it a multi billion dollar industry? Perhaps it's more than just a game.
bros, the new cheer routine didn't work
>>157959616they make too much money
>>157959625>a game no longer is a game if there's enough money involved :/
>>157959631free market you communist faggot
>>157959596Sirianni is a bottom 5 coach and now the team isn't stacked like it used to be. Offensive line is a problem, secondary is a problem. He has too much power for how bad he is because he got carried to 2 superbowls (reminder he was the one vouching for Patullo)This new OC has some weird playcalls but it's only the 3rd game. I expected some growing pains but the defense being bad is a surprise and to be fair Sirianni has no power over the defense. Missing Nakobe Dean, missing some playmakers, some guys just haven't step up
>>157959616The NFL is unironically healing. The ride and decide offense has been solved at the NFL level and we're going back to pocket quarterbacking and a run game.
>>157959642I actually thought the run game was great in the first half. They were opening holes all over the place but it completely regressed in the 2nd half. As for the defensive theyre just playing way too passive and off coverage. I get its the bend don't break but holy shit it's way too soft.
>>157959640baker mayfield getting paid $55 million/yr is not a free market
>>157959656it literally is, retard
>>157959402Many white celebrities will have some embarrassingly dated and cringe stuff in their feeds mid 2020. 95% of them have since shut up.
>>157959656Literally definition of one.
>>157959402Christians are so fucking annoying lmao
>>157959636yes, it is clearly no longer "just" a game at that point.
>>157959662>>157959672union coercion is not a free market
>>157959676Malik Willis didn't get $55 million
>AJ Brown AND the Eagles lost the tradeInteresting. Anyway I’m just going to dangle my young stud OC in front of Eaglesbros faces. Lemme tell ya nothing feels better than getting an effortless 15-20yd gain over the middle.
>>157959688First of all the iggles got a 1st lol, second Declan Doyle will be the iggles new headcoach
This true?
>>157959188Um, actually, I was told that Diggs was washed
>>157959704Nope fuck you he’s my new Buccs head coach
>>157959711why would he stop juicing?
>>157959725The eagles are either getting Declan Doyle or Jon Gruden
>>157959676the NFL having a congressionally mandated monopoly isn't either, so it evens out
>>157959649The one all the way to the right looks kind of cute
>>157959737the Eagles are getting Raheem Morris
>>157959711He’s 29. As far as running backs go that’s the end of the line. He won a championship and got his bag, the drive isn’t there anymore. Don’t let Derrick Henry fool you, he’s a genetic freak that would be eligible for the Spartan II program. And by the time his career ends he might just end up being the greatest RB of all time.
>Eagles can't beat the Bears defense>Dallas still has the worst defense in the League>Giants in free-fallWhen we take the divvy, I want an apology
not being racist, but Keenum seemed to read the defense much better than Caleb.
>>157959649Second from the right requires high test
>>157959760That’s just a general trend with the older QBs.
>>157959760And there it is
>>157959748Lurie doesn't hire defense head coaches
3/4 NFCE teams are on their backup QB
DA BEARS ARE SUPER BOWL CONTENDERS
>Mariota, Jameis, and Case Keenum with a winWelcome back 2015!>>157959776We all won with our backups, right?
>>157959649Holy grim. Say what you want about Evropoors but at least our whores are hot
>>157959802i would agree with this
I really hope JJ can get a start in ny and play wellThat cartoon coon they have right now shuckin n jiving is a complete embarrassment to the sport
>>157959802…with Keenum
Definitely a bad year for Howie. Letting key defensive players walk, keeping 4 QBs on the roster for whatever reason, whiffing on the first and second round picks.
>>157959843>keeping 4 QBs on the roster for whatever reasonWe just saw that 2 of them can't play
>>157959384WLPossible LLWNot looking good
>>157959758>winning the division for the first time in years as The Commandersgrim
>>157959868>>winning the divisionYUP
>>157959899The Cunhandlers lost to the shitty Eagles and Cowboys with Jayden
>>157959930Our coordinators just needed time to develop. Now that we've solved the Seahawks and are entering the easy part of our schedule, you're cooked
i know you're still here, pussy lmao
>>157959968Yeah Im here. "Pussy" is a bit uncalled for though
>>157959036he's proven in a short time that he absolutely can start at wr or cbwhich is funny because makai lemon can't play either one
>>157959758>Giants in free fallNigga they're 2-1 and play the Briskets this Sunday
>>157959402oof those comments
>>157959010
>>157959990>traded for JJ McCarthyNigga you are DONE
>>157960015>getting a backup qb is le badwhat happens when Mariota is hurt in 2 weeks?
>>157959436Unabussy
Jalen Hurts didn’t look very good last night
>>157960045That’s impossible. I was told that everything would be fixed with Patullo’s departure. Hurts should be elite without that bum calling the shots. The Bears must have a generational defense.
>>157959625>GTA is not a game because it’s going to make billions
What happened last night? Did the Iggles plan their defense entirely around the assumption that Chicago would rely on the run game only to get caught off guard KeenGOD?
>>157960009>That's my quarterback :)
Kevin Patullo looked truly terrible against the Bears.
And at qb for your New York Giants...
>replay injury assist >go to the blue tent>do not pass goThis happened right? I didn’t hallucinate that?
>>157960083All better choices than Dimes Dimes or Tommy Cutlets
>>157960058Yes. Yes they did. And they failed to adjust when they realized Case Kino was ballin.
>>157960009never beating the allegations
>>157960015You're 1-2 and your only win was handed to you.
>>157960122>0-2 in the division
NAME MY BAND
Kyler murray already been injured and carson wentz only has one knee left. Just makes no sense to trade JJ for peanuts while he is still on rookie contract control.
>>157960134>Keenum gets the game ball AND he gets to sleep with CalebI'm jealous
>>157960134Kino And The Zesty Fag
>>157960083Who’s that fruit in the bottom right?
>>157960134Why is Caleb in a robe with nothing underneath?
>>157960135Manlets break down. Wentz has sucked since 2016.
>>157960141coffeevilla
>caleb is making all of chicago gayBASEDASED
Todd Bowler Monkey
>>157960141Jake Haener, but he has been waived.
>>157960142might as well get a massage and hit the showers while he's there
>>157960142Just finished taking 3 BWC in the bathroom stalls
>>157960157>when you crank the vibrating butt plug to max
Kek
ACK
reminder: jalen is still better than your QB
>>157960185System babby black QB clubhouse cancer.
both conferences are going to send 3 west teams and 2 north teams to the playoffs
>>157960161
>>157960030>backup QBWho is your starter?>what happens when Mariota is hurt in 2 weeks?Jayden will start in 2 weeks and give his children the belt>>157960122Gonna revisit this when the Seahawks tear you apart
Eagles fucking suck kek
>>157959187Black with just a little bit of sugar
>>1579602112 more weeks!
>>157960185But my QB just raped his bussy last night
>>157960234I know a Giants fan isn’t making fun of me for an injured QB, right
>>157959187black usually, I’ll put some sugar if the coffee comes out like shit. Racetrack low key has good coffee fyi
>>157960214>Black with just a little bit of sugar
>>157959187I like my coffee how I like my men. Sickly sweet and full of cream
>>157959029Williams haters hate on him just because they cant be him...hate on hater Williams will only use it to beat your team
>>157959187Black with a splash of honey
Keenum genuinely had more chemistry in Ben Johnsons system than Caleb does. I feel like we say mostly designed plays with Keenum and with Caleb you probably see a fraction of that
Ben Johnson is legit
>Caleb doesn't even play and causes this much seetheIncredible, I don't think any QB has ever mindbroken /nfl/ this hard. Is it because they saw how the bears can DOMINATE with an ancient backup QB and they're afraid of what Caleb will do to them?
So what happened last week with the Bears? Were they just woefully unprepared to adjust their gameplan for shit weather?
What do you think Justin Herbert is doing right now?
>>157960410Thinking about the Vikings
>>157960368Keenum was always scuffed Drew Brees, that style of player is guaranteed to eat with Johnson
>>157960405Nah I genuinely think Caleb is the weak link and tries to play Hero ball and refuses to play in the pocket.
>>157960410Massaging his bussy between #7 and #8 of the train he is pulling.
>>157960410Cumming deep inside of a 10/10, something no one here can relate to
>>157960423Only way the Vikings are picking him up is if he's at a massive discount. Right now the only QB I want is Case Keenum he's perfect for KOCs complex offense.
>Vikings traded 9 for a #5
>>157960405Combination of everything. Shit weather, Flores kills young QBs and has for years, Ben Johnson got too deep into his own brain trying to outsmart Flores, and Caleb got injured. I feel like people forgot he was about to walk in for the go ahead TD when he went down.
>>157960410Smelling Madison Beer’s armpits at 7am in bed
>>157960457Pretty good considering before the slew of injuries in week 2 there was absolutely 0 interest in him
>>157960405Brian Flores is simply that nigga
>>157960467You mean need for him.
>>157960457
>>157959957>>157960015>>157960211ACK!
>>157960423>positive offensive EPA/playBoring, bring me a REAL defense
>>157960475Stay mad lil bro. 5 puttin 50 on you in 2 weeks
>team briefly looks good>lose to the Browns and have the team all dieY'know we went 15-1 once
>>157960211Nigga you gonna be 1-6 when you first play the Giants.
>>157959625>>157959674It's clearly JUST A GAME. Just like when you watch a movie it's clearly JUST A MOVIE no matter how big budget the movie and actors areBut yeah, it's also a job and if you suck at it you get fired and replaced. That's just business But it's nothing to start wanting to physically harm people over>>157959559
>>157960497Herbert just needs a new team...
Imagine Herbert with a real coaching staff like an Andy Reid, Kyle Shanahan or Ben Johnson? who the fuck can win with Jim Harbaugh or Mike McDaniel?
>>157960410Crying after Tom Brady killed him
Gayleb just needs more time to heal bussy
>>157960506When did this "meatball sub" bs start? It's corny as fuck.
>>157960503Nah he'd get Andy Reid fired. Remember Philly fired him. He only has a job because of mutthomes
>>157960513throwing sandwiches has been a football social media meme for awhile, a sign that you are too old
>>157960513>as fuckYou’re
>>157960513I think "meatball" has been a term for awhileHe's adding sub cause he's CTE brained
>>157960513I think it's hilarious
Which LA team is more likely to make the SB?
>>157960542The Dodgers jajajajajajajaja
>>157960410Helping dismantle the patriarchy
>>157960542The Los Angeles Raiders of Las Vegas
>>157960493You're retarded
>>157960009
>>157960542The Dodgers and Lakers teammates will be at the Superbowl attendance
>>157960493You’re being punished by the football gods for being the biggest faggots in /sp/ history during that 2012-2017 or so stretch.>my pantie-wanties are going to win le catb owl XDDD
>>157960513He should throw cookies instead.
>>157960496We play in 2 weeks dumbass
>>157960558Anon Cat Bowl posting didnt happen until like 2017 cause the Jags and Bungles never had it in em
Oh okay Keenum. NOW you carve up the Eagles.BUT NOT WHEN IT FUCKING MATTERS!AND YOU DO IT FOR THE FUCKING BEARS?????FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>157960565it’s older than that and was never dependent on there being a single good afc cat team
>>157960493Scam didn't have it in him tbqh.
>>157960338Sure bro whatever you say
>>15796054249ers
Remember when the Rams were a superteam?
>>157960595No.
>>157960595The 17-0 Rams?
>>157960513Yahoo Sports:>Will this trend last past Week 1 of the season? Maybe, but probably not. People are already kind of sick of itIt's funny you got cornballs in the comments upset over being made fun of for how corny they sound
>>157960595First game didn't count because of the jet lag Third game didn't count because of the altitudeRams are spiritually 3-0
>>157960602lol. I remember getting into arguments ITT when I said it was absurd to say the Rams would go 17-0. Turns out I was fucking right, which is obvious. The Rams are 2 wins behind San Fran with a head to head loss and a win behind Seattle. LA’s chances of winning that division are pretty low and there’s no chance they make the Super Bowl without home field advantageWHEN the Rams fail to win the Supey, we cannot let Ramsfags forget that they are turbo SBOB. Anything short of a Lombardi is a total failure
>>157960604Heh
>>157960604>>157960513It's a throw back to over 100 years ago when our great grandparents though they were cool
>>157960604Jalen was throwing Monte Cristos around last evening.
>>157960634In addition to pastrami on pumpernickel you have guys that went with tuna melt...
>>157960604>fun policeCorny is a try hard middle school insult for cucks
>>157959354>bucs are 0-3>1 game out of first place Why is this division still a thing?
>>157960623I'm assuming the Eagles, Chargers, Patriots, Saints, and raiders positions are just due to momentum of preseason positioning? Because they are far from the right spots.
>>157960651...you got guys using chicken Bacon ranch, bacon egg & cheese...
>>157960608>Puka NacuaWhatever happened there? McVay seems to have no idea when he’s coming back.
cam ward tossing that fried chicken sando with a side of collard greens
Hey Faggots,My name is Justin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>157960675I hope you know you will be divorced within 10 years
>>157960674There it is
>>157960665and in South Louisiana they have poboys, just like they have Philly cheese steaks in Philly, Chicago has Chicago Italian Beef sandwiches, etc
>>157960177>running for a first down>the opposing defender tries to stop you >NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>157960675Do women look like her naturally?
>>157960675kek
>>157960680>>157960534Then you have a subway as the McDs of sandwiches so a lot of people are just going through the subway menu using those sandwiches
>>157960670Didn't he rape a girl or something?
I unironically like the sandwich jokes because I am fat
>>157960591I have an irrational disgust and detest of los angeles sports fans
>>157960695They just make me hungry
This thread is making me hungry...
>>157960695>>157960705I'm just thinking about how I haven't had a meatball sub in years and it makes me want one.
>>157960694Much worse, he made an antisemitic gesture with his hands. Hate should have no home in the NFL.
>>157960675Thanks Justin. I just bought a Spicy Italian because of you
>>157960701When was the last time a team in San Francisco even won a championship?
>>157960511That's fine. KeenGOD can take it from here
>>157960732They won a bunch of shitty basketball shit no one cares about. God, I would trade all of those in for a Lombardi. Fuckin Chiefs man
>>157960503I dread the day when Herbert gets off that team, does slightly better, and now everyone retroactively treats him like an elite QB. It happened with Stafford. If Stafford had stayed on the Lions, not a single person would ever claim he's a hall of famer. But he joins a team that was already great, wins, and now all of a sudden he's a no brainer first ballot hall of famer and CLEARLY always has been.
>>157960513why? Just means the pass is a easy snag, impossible to drop, the fuck is your problem? You too cool for fun? Huh? I bet you're a massive faggot irl and your out here acting too cool. But I'm onto you faggot. I'm onto you. Soon ill be inside too, faggot. I got some meat for you and your bussy is the bread. Spread the bread anon. We're making a bussy hoagie today.
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>>157960732
>>157960752I wish he had tried to change with the game instead of sticking with his style even when it didn't work anymore
>>1579607323 kino baseball ships, no handicaped and massive failures of superteam attempts Kino original NBA chips, no unoriginal MJ clone required I was a precious babyboi when young n rice obliterated the chorgers, rip to goat seauWe're not the same, weakfag
>>157960744Yeah Herbert should go to the saints like drew brees. No one can do good as a chorger
>>157960746Simply strongest saar
>>157960746>Vikings up that highMove them down about 3 tiers
>>157960626>sign a gorillion free agents and rookies on defense>put them next to Maxx Crosby>somehow coalesces into an elite unitIs he the next meme HC candidate?
Thankfully my team won't have to face Based Kino because gayleb will be back by then
>>157960746Chargers too high
>>157960746>Green Gay>Arch Manning>No 1st rounderKEK!
>>157960675Is Herbert aware that you can find attractive women that aren't bipolar, bisexual skanks? That's the type of woman you fuck around with, not actually try to marry. Sure she's hot as fuck but that's only good for sex.
>>157960781It's like a Zucker Brothers bit.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZogGm5roUKsEveryone saw this but I just gotta bring it again this is definitely my favorite kicker moment of all time, God bless Brazil for giving him the Sui thank you guys so much. I will always defend Brazillians on 4chan now. He went to my college so its extra sweet.All love to my favorite kicker Jason Myers but did he do a Sui after a 56 year old game winner no.
>>157960658 Michael Scott posts here>>157960604
>>157959868Better than winning it as the Football Team in 2020
Deshaun Watson did nothing wrong. Asking hot masseuses to massage your bussy with peanut oil is not illegal. It’s not his fault they CONSENTED TO THE ACT and then retroactively revoked it when they realized he’s a rich football star and they could get paid for making up bullshit. He did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>157960675She is way beyond this yokel from Eugene, Oregon he will get eaten alive. Still, the nuts he must bust I mean you can't hate it, she must marry him because he fucks as good or better than a woman too they must be doing positions that only a Indian Swamy can imagine.
>>157960746The Raiders will bootyblast the chiefs next week
>>157960826I wish this were true.
>>157960675I wonder how good she fucks. She probably does things that shouldn’t be humanly possible
>>157960570I don't remember a single cat bowl post in 2015Usually just bait posts about Cam cause he's black
It's not good for the NFL that guys who were slightly above average at their peak repeatedly do this walking off the couch as old men simply because they don't run after a single read.
What is up with Kevin O'Connell's offense? He turned Sam Darnold into a Super Bowl winning QB and then revived Carson Wentz's career, yet he couldn't so shit with JJ McCarthy?
Jets are fun and frisky ?
>>157960839Darnold was always decent just in abysmal situations in New York and CarolinaWentz was elite for a stretch so doing it again makes sense9 sucks
>>157960506 >He threw a meatball sub just grabbed it real easy>And you can grab your meetball sub too at SUBWAY after the game for only 13.99 plus tipBrady got a low-key subway contract is whats going on
>>157960826The refs would never
>>157960829People have said this about the Raiders for two weeks now. Hell, some had them losing to the fucking Dolphins too. They have an elite defense and do it without spamming blitzes like the Vikings. They lead the league in turnovers (raw and differential), they will make plays that'll turn the game in their favor. Also Kirk Cousins to Brock Bowers. Their offense will be fine.
>>157960874Lmao
>>157960839He has been a Flores merchant for the last two seasons.
>>157960826This. Lets be honest. The Raiders will destroy those faggots. The only reason it will be close is because of refball
>>157959354Saints have looked competent in all of their games compared to the other 3 where they have one good game and 2 awful ones so them by default probably tbqh.
>>157960058Problem is they were missing tackles like crazy so it didn't matter either way.
>>157960896>people unironically believe in the raiders over the chiefsAs much as I would love to be called a non-ball knowing retard and be wrong in this scenario, the Chiefs are going to handily win. Please screencap this and use it later if you want.
Why does cowherd and nick wright hate Purdy so much? They keep shilling Herbert but put down Purdy
>>1579597112025 destroyed him because "run it up the middle" wasn't just a meme but was continuously grinding his body into dust
>>1579608399s problem was throwing it 120 mph no matter where his target was on the field. if you couldnt uncoach that trait in 3 years thats on 9
I honestly feel really bad for giants fans. They're stuck with Jameis and NINE as their starting QBs the one year the eagles, cowboys, and commanders are all trash. This could have been the year. Welp. Sucks to suck I guess
Caleb Williams might have just lost his starting job. Case keenum looked amazing last night. Even when Caleb is back the bears may decide to roll with keenum ros.
>>157960916Everyone is starting to turn on Herbert. If you asked most people point blank who is the better QB right now, they'd take Purdy on their team over Herbert. Herbert is just irredeemably ass.
He's literally just a mascot at this point.
>>157960916pretty sure nick hates herbert, they both love mahomes
Vikings drafted JJ McCarthy 10th overall and let Sam Darnald walk only to trade McCarthy for a 5th round pick 2 years later while sam darnald defends his superbowl title lol
>>157960936>>157960916also like most anal cysts they want to be right about seeing ahead so they have to cope and justify not picking purdy in their top 10 quarterbacks preseason
>>157960928Case keenum this season after 1 game:>more td passes than Drake maye>more rushing TDs than Saquon Barkley
>>157960874That smile you have after seeing Case Keenum naked
Austin Ekeler might be signing with the commanders again
>>157960874Kek
>>157960935sometimes you just Bieber. hire a crafty old vet to teach the youngins how to get sucked off by justin bieber.
Tyreek Hill is in talks with the chiefs. If he joins this team nothing is stopping us. Its like getting the final infinity stone.
Had to verify my email because I was "range banned" all of a sudden
>New offensive coordinator Sean Mannion still doesn't seem to know what he wants the team's identity to be on his side of the ball. And then there's Nick Sirianni, who made several head-scratching decisions. In the third quarter alone, he went for it on fourth-and-5 from midfield, but punted on fourth-and-1 from midfield. If the Eagles keep looking like this, it could be a long season in Philadelphia.
>>157960874He reminds me of this one kid from. highschool we used to beat the fuck out of. I swear he would be checking guys out in the locker room while we changed during gym. After school we beat the ahit out of him and told him to keep his fucking eyes on his locker straight ahead. From that point on he changed we never had any problems he ran in, changed fast as fuck, then left. Easy solution if you have a gay in the locker room. Gotta set boundaries with them.
>>157960935
>>157959188>conveniently forgets that he’s played like shit since his first playoff game after having the easiest schedule
Bros. Today, at work I got to walk up a flight of starts behind the coworker I have a huge crush on her I could ogle her big butt the whole way up. It’s so fat and she was even wearing jeans which are an amplifier. I need to get better at cyberstalking her, she’s so prettyAnyway, I think my Redskins have as good a shot as anyone at winning this division. Our coordinators are getting better and that bald retard Quinn is finally benching Mikey and Alegretti
Lamar Jackson saved the day with some late magic in Rio De Janeiro. The Ravens QB was absolutely clutch in this game: ... including a 27-yard pass to Zay Flowers that set up Tyler Loop's game-winning field goal. When Lamar goes into clutch mode, he's almost impossible to stop and the Cowboys found that out here. The Ravens defense helped saved the win by holding the Cowboys out of the end zone in the final 20 seconds. This feels like the kind of win that can propel a team to greatness so it won't be surprising if we see the Ravens go on a run from here.
>>157960955>mightHe’s flying to London lol
Absolutely insane. None of them can stay healthy at the same time. If all 3 could this giants team can be something special. Maybe next year.
>>157960911…and you enjoy the taste of semen
>>157961002Just keep following her around like a lost puppy and just ask follow up questions as if you're curious about anything she talks about. Eventually she will start to grab the invisible leash and enjoy her simp shadow.
Why are NFL players cucks who take the worst bitches possible?Justin Herbert>took some jewish dyke who said she fell for and had "sex" with other women and that she's bisexual and also a feminist and supports QB and LBGTJosh Allen>goes without sayingWhy can't these niggers get decent women?
>The Vikings have now won eight games in a row (8-0) dating back to last season, and most of those wins have come the same way: They dominate on defense,
>>157960921Don't worry. When we finally aren't the most injured team in the league someone in the NFC East will be a superteam again just like what happened in 2016 and 2022.
>>157959436Do people really wear a hoodie over their cap like this?I tried it once and it just pulled down on my head the whole time and was annoying as fuck
My Chargies!
>>157961036You have to take joo dick or put babies in joo pusy to make it in the entertainment industry
>>157961054Kelce got sloppy quadruples by dating that deadeyed whore Swift. It's embarrassing to be a wifeguy.
>>157961036Brock Purdy seems to have married a nice girl that he knew in college. Maybe only shallow nfl players marry celebrities.
Did Howie fire Sirianni yet?
>>157960009Why the fuck is he in a bath robe?
>>157960911It's cool to hate the popular team and route for the underdog. Thats why. People hate the chiefs because they're successful and better than their team and have been one of the best teams in the league for the past 10 years. Same thing happened with the Patriots. People hated on them because of their success. It becomes cool to hate the popular team.
>>157961036What wrong with Josh Allen’s girl?
>>157960874holy kek
>>157961071Indeed. Anyone who does always fells off. Just marry a normal, decent girl. I don't know much about Jason Kelce's wife but she seems decent. But his brother didn't follow in his footsteps and chained himself to Taylor Swift of all fucking people.
>>157961030Yeah, that’s my plan. I love asking her questions since it gives me an excuse to look at her face>>157961075Why would he? Philly has a winning record and they extended Nick last year. He’s not getting fired mid season
>>157961082If you've ever been in an NFL locker room after a game you'll know that players usually have/are showering and then are in the process of changing.t. saw Dontari Poe's bare naked ass once when I was working a Panthers game as media
>>157961086https://brobible.com/sports/article/sauce-gardner-hailee-steinfeld-josh-allen-sinners/
>>157961088>Just marry a normal, decent girl.Based. I love nice girls so much
>>157960874lmfao
>>157960874Are we sure Caleb isn't just cosplaying as Mr. Satan?
>>157961097Allen fucked up leaving Britanny on a huge level. I mean, he really gets nothing out of the Jewess. He just looks like a cuck and a loser.
Sonny days ahead for DC
i know youre still here, schizo pussy
>>157961093Why would he be showering when he didnt play?
>>157960972classic spammy kek
>>157961020why is skattebo in so many commercials when he's an average rb?
How are the Rams doing?
>>157960658Shut up fatso
>>157961135This was like eight years ago.
>The Bucs' offensive line got bullied by a Vikings pass-rush that sacked Baker Mayfield six times and did this to his throwing hand. To add insult to injury, the Bucs special teams also gave up a punt return touchdown, and that ended up being the difference in the game.
Sirianni is now doing the prevent offense even when theyre losing. We're at about the time when Kellen Moore told him to fuck off and took control.
>>157961143Skattebo is a very good rb
>>157961144Spiritually 3-0
>>157961147No, it was last night you brain addled retard. Why would gayleb be wearing a bath robe and showering when he didnt play?
>>157961156Is he? He's a based retard but idk if he's very good.
>>157961135>>157961160Do you not take a shower every day?
>>157961159please explain to the class how the australia game was a spiritual win
>>157961160Oh, my bad, I thought you were asking about Dontari Poe.Maybe he showered because he hadn't yet and because the showers were right there. He also strikes me as a bit of a fruit but he can probably turn it off when he's in a work environment.
>>157961170Yes? Does Gayleb not or only wait for Sunday or something?
>>157960874>aaaaahhhhhh my hammy I won't be able to stand in the postgame shower anymore aaaaaahhhhh
>>157961097>tfw I fumbled the only girl who’s ever genuinely loved medon’t make the same mistake bros. Hot girls are a dime a dozen
>>157961173Jet lag fucked them over that game doesn't count
>The Cardinals might end up winning a few games this season
>>157961144>1-2>Puka totally AWOL>Myles Garrett on IR>Aaron Donald came back to be mid>Stafford not playing like an MVPIt’s not good.
>>157961173Team was jetlagged so it doesn't count
>>157961094>>157961086Nothing
>>157961135AB asked the same question
>>157961190>Why did Caleb shower despite not playing>I shower even though I didn’t play but THAT DOESNT COUNT
>>157959010Weren't Nigglesfags insisting Squirts is good a few days ago? What happened
>>157961094Wait she wasn’t black?
>>157961209The game was at 5:30pm Los Angeles time so jet large had nothing to do with itThey only complaint is there they had to sit still for a plane flight same as the 49ers
>>157961228>>157961235Josh Allen told people to go watch a movie where his wife is BLACKED and that it made him tear up. Nuff said.
>>157961232>Waiting all morning, day, and night so you can time your daily shower with your all your teammates after the gameAre you really not understanding whats going on here, or are you just pretending to be retarded?
>>157961207What did you do wrong?
>>157960874This guy is peak modern america made zoomer
>>157961253But she’s Jewish so who cares?
>>157961232Shower at home. He showered there so he can be around a bunch of naked men
>>157961232I never shower at the gym or in school. I dont want to see another man's dick. That shits gay. I shower in my own bathroom.
>>157961090Good man, eventually you'll be in some conversation or task and the day will end and it'll be like, "oh I guess we will resume tomorrow" but you can just lay out the "let's just continue hanging out after work"
>>157961236Yeah it was the plane. These international games are fucking stupid. Stop forcing them.
>>157961233Kevin Patullo is a terrorist
>>157961236Niggah you've never been on a 16 hour flight. I have. Sybau *Flies over you*Brrrapppp
>>157961297When I went on vacation in Japan I went to an open air bath at a hot springs and it was actually quite nice being naked in public. We all have the same thing and it's really not that big a deal.
Oof, YIKES even
>>157961326I'm going to Japan in November and the bitch that I'm going with wants to go to some "onsen town" Idk how I feel about getting in a bath with a bunch of other dudes....I have a small penis
I dont understand the n9ne cult. Guy was trey lance tier couldnt even be 2nd string ahead of Carson wentz. They just think koc had a personal issue with him? Hes shedeur for white people
>>157961267We dated for a bit, however idea of taking things “serious” scared me at the time. So when I felt like she was getting too close I outright started to ignore her.
any sleeper qbs in the draft next year who will be late enough for the vikings to pick up?
>>157959802Kino
>>157961232The local high school team is playing a game on Friday night. Let’s go watch it. That way when we shower together afterwards it isn’t gay.
>>157961365Dante Moore maybe since his season is probably over. Chambliss if the nfl thinks hes too old/small
The public is 0-10 on recent prime time games.
Think the Kangz are trading for Herbert.
>>157961407Now you know why sports books pay for non stop gambling ads. Its a printing press for money
>>157961036Just because these guys have money and fame doesn't mean they're good with women. It just gives them access to women. The women they're with won't be satisfied with a normal guy, even an attractive normal guy. Conversely, these men think that the only way they'll get a woman that doesn't want them for their money and fame is to get a woman with comparable money and fame. They don't realize that these women wouldn't be with them if they weren't NFL Quarterbacks with hundreds of millions of dollars.
>>157961427Yeah that 5th rounder from the giants should probably get it done
>>157961326Gay
ben johnson needs a white qb to run his offense
>>157961144Still in denial that they lost week 1.>ok we had a game plan and it didn't work so the other team scored more points than us but we really didn't lose, we just planned poorlyAbsolute cope. They had a plan and it didn't work. Every losing team has a plan that doesn't work. The fact that the niners beating the Rams is seen as nothing is absolute cope.
>>157961350Don't ask about N9ne, just get excited for next September.
>>157961465Yep. Too bad shitcongo will fire ben johnson at some point because he can't make black quarterbacks look good
>>157961144They're well on their way to a back to back owl.
>>157961349Id recommend a hot spring town called Hakone. It isnt too far from Tokyo. Kinosaki is another good hot spring town.Japan is basically my home away from home. Ive been coming here at least once a year for the past 10 years. Im basically a local at this point. I know all the local spots and everything. I made a bunch of friends over here too who I visit every time I come. im going to osaka next month. I plan to buy a house on the outskirts of osaka one day. Im just saving up. Then I will move to japan full time. This is peak civilization. They perfected the city here. When I am ready to marry I plan to come to Japan to find my wife. Japanese women are so much superior and cuter than American women. They are much kinder and gentler. But this is an nfl thread so excuse my rant. My only complaint about being there is the games are on at like 2am, 5am, etc.
>>157961362Fucking idiot. Pussy afraid of commitment
>>157961464I'm at ease with my own sexuality and confident in my circumcised five inch gaijin cock
>>157959802Yep. Caleb williams 100% lost his starting job
>The Raiders might be for real. It might be a surprise that this team is 3-0, but they've certainly earned it, especially on defense. But even on offense: They started 2-0 without Brock Bowers in the lineup and their offense got a huge jolt with his return. Cousins suddenly has a security blanket and used it early and often, with Bowers catching 10 passes for 116 yards and a TD. Through three weeks, Cousins has proven that he can still sling it, which makes this a dangerous team. Fernando Mendoza, who?
>>157961427Chargers would never trade herbert
>Giants release Odell Beckham Jr.
>>157961503>moving to japanNot even Japanese people want to live in Japan. Good luck surviving there, it’ll take you on average 5 years to approach proficiency in their language and 8 years to become completely fluent
Why not just bench gayleb?
>>157961465Will Levis
>>157961362Being afraid of getting serious in a relationship and leaving is known as commitment phobia or a fear of commitment, which often triggers an urge to escape when emotional intimacy deepens.
The game might be passing Sean McVay and Matt LaFleur by
>>157961207Not really. If you’re always with hot girls, you can signal to the world the power you have. There’s nothing more important in the world than social validation
>>157961530Chargers would never do anything smart you're right
>>157961530i was thinking maybe 2 firsts + mccarthy could have done it if the chargers knew they needed a rebuild but then they sent mccarthy to the giants so that plan seems dead
>When it looks like you're about to get out of training early but then some bitch turns it into a therapy session JUST SHUT UP SO I CAN GO HOME EARLY
>>157960161zest levels off the charts!
>>157961362Yeah the push pull dynamic is tricky. Sometimes you take it too far and they lose interest and find someone else>>157961513Lol faggot. You never want to be fully committed to a woman. You make them beg for it and give them 99%. They love to chase. Once you give them commitment, they get bored and try to find someone else. Woman get "post relationship clarity" the way we get post nut clarity.
>>157961088>>157961097This. Wife is pretty enough, sweet, a great mom and genuinely likes my character. Its priceless.
>>157961533I already know conversational level Japanese and I'm taking lessons to get better plus duolingo is helping. Like I said I go there every year for the last decade so I'll be fine don't worry. I honestly feel more at home in Japan than here. I've always felt a special connection to it like it's calling me.
>>157961533>>157961611
>>157961535They will. Case Keen is the starter ros
>>157961606>Lol faggot. You never want to be fully committed to a woman. You make them beg for it and give them 99%. They love to chase. Once you give them commitment, they get bored and try to find someone else. Woman get "post relationship clarity" the way we get post nut clarity.Nah, just marry a nice girl. Its literally so easy bro. I did it just like my quarterback Brock Purdy. Already have two kids.
>>157961583What the fuck is this signaling shit? Who gives a fuck what others think.
>>157961563Pussies
>>157961608Ah sweet Bernhilda
UWU~!!! NIHONESE GRILLZ ARE JUST BUILT DIFFY, NYA~ LIKE OMG, EVERY TIME I SEE A KAWAII NIHONJIN ON THE STREET WITH HER SEIFUKU AND PARASORU I LEGIT GO DOKIDOKI IN MY KOKORO! THEY’RE SO SOFTO AND PURE, NOT LIKE THESE BAKA 3D WESTERN WAHMEN!! I JUST WANNA SNUGGLE WUGGLE UNDER A SAKURA TREE AND WHISPER ‘AISHITERU~’ INTO HER EAR WHILE WE SHARE A KONBINI ONIGIRI AND SHE CALLS ME SENPAI IN THAT SWEET NEKO VOICE LIKE "SENPAI~ YAMETE~ YOU’RE SO HEN-TAIIII~ >///<’" KYAAAAAA I CAN’T!!! MY WEEABOO HEARTO IS EXPLODING~!!
>>157961606>Woman get "post relationship clarity" the way we get post nut clarity.This is why you have to get with a woman that isn't a whore. Ideally you get with a virgin, though of course that's near impossible nowadays.
Williams is an elite qb regardless of /sp/ee racism
>>157961637Yes.
>>157961611Only problem with that is it's not exactly organic when it's part of this larger trend like being a goth or emo>A weeb (short for weeaboo) is a non-Japanese person who has a strong, often obsessive interest in Japanese>Weeaboo: Traditionally reserved for individuals whose obsession crosses into an uncritical, idealized, or cringe-inducing fetishization of Japanese culture and a desire to be Japanese.
>>157961606Tell that to people who have been married for decades. We are a year and a half in and going strong. They're just too afraid to get hurt. Which is why i called them pussies. You need to take chances in life. Risk it to get the biscuit. Cowards.
>>157961620Yes you can. Many people have and continue to do.
>>157961677> Risk it to get the biscuit. Cowards.Kek. /sp/ are full of faggots that probably wouldn't go for it on 4th and 1 on their opponents side of the field
>>157961611>I honestly feel more at home in Japan than here. I've always felt a special connection to it like it's calling me>>157961503>Then I will move to japan full time. This is peak civilization. They perfected the city here. When I am ready to marry I plan to come to Japan to find my wife. Japanese women are so much superior and cuter than American women. They are much kinder and gentler.
>>157961427Watson
>>157961503>HakoneYeah I think that's where she wants to go>games are on at like 2am, 5am, etc.Yeah that's gonna be rough watching my team play>Ive been coming here at least once a year for the past 10 years. Im basically a local at this point. I know all the local spots and everything. I made a bunch of friends over here too who I visit every time I come. im going to osaka next month. I plan to buy a house on the outskirts of osaka one day. Im just saving up. Then I will move to japan full time.Neat. Will be my first time in Japan and we are renting a one bedroom apartment in Yoyogi-Uehara for a month. After that's up, I'll have some time alone for about a week, do you have any recommendations? I was just thinking of sticking with Osaka/KyotoAlso, how good are you with Japanese? I usually don't bother learning the language of places I visit but I'd like to learn at least some basic stuff for when I'm in restaurants/grocery shopping etc
Do you think Tay will get turned on watching Maxx Crosby gape her husband?
Goff married a whore and he seems happy
Eating wings rn, thinking of the Football.
>>157961697Konichiwa, dude!
Okay seriously who put sugar in my tank?
>>157961656Vase keenum is clearly better
>>157961704The Broncos regressed hard
>>157961691You absolutely cannot learn Japanese.
>>157961713I put a potato in your tailpipe but not that.
>>157961706Herbert is doing the same, lmao
>>157961714cool story bro so is your mom
>>157961656The only reason you beat Philly is because keenum is white and jalen is a low iq. Shitcongo needs to get a clue
Do Japanese people think English is a stupidly difficult and complex language?
>>157961739No
>>157961738you are right i am wrong white powder white powder
>>157961739They have a hard time making certain but otherwise most of them grow up learning English in school and at least retain some of it.
>>157961656Elite at checking out his teammates in the shower
>>157961671I've been called a week my entire life you think I still care? I liked anime and Japanese cture before it was cool. While kids were playing cowboys and Indians I was playing samurai and ninjas. This isn't a face or me following a trend. I genuinely love Japan and plan to live there. If you went to japan you'd understand. It's peak civilization. They figured it out. Especially because im an introvert. It's an introverts paradise dream come true. And like I mentioned earlier the girls are vastly superior. So much more gentle and kind. They aren't bitches like so many women here are. They're polite.
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>>157959574Yeah but the NFL wants to End Racism (TM). Isn’t that more important?
>>157961759projecting your faggotry are you a top or bottom
What are the odds the 49ers can upset the broncos?
>his team lost to a backup QB
Fucking weebs. If you want to learn a hard language go for German.
>>157961696Not gonna lie Watson has actually looked really good the past 2 games I think it's clicking finally and he's back.
>>157961349so do they, it's fine.
>>157961773Niners should rest the starters in 1st half, so they're fresh in the 2nd half
Gayleb is going to "reaggrevate" his bussy soreness and have season ending surgery, Based Case will become the starter win the owl and they'll trade Gayleb in the offseason
We lose to the Failcunts, all of that goodwill is out of the window and our season is over.
>>157961779German is Hungarian for retards. The Hungarian language is probably the most difficult for a native English speaker to learn. I like the German language, but it’s not that hard.
>>157961739Obviously. And like us, their instruction in foreign languages heavily emphasizes grammar memorization and passing reading-heavy entrance exams rather than conversational fluency.And, like us, they don't have much to practice conversational fluency.Lack of Daily Necessity: Japan is largely self-sufficient, meaning everyday life, media, and business operate entirely in Japanese, leaving very little natural immersion for English learners.
Broships are real and they matter
>>157961156are these numbers incorrect?
LMAO shit teams got demoted
>>157961577I don't know if that's really the problem with McVay and LaFleur but it wouldn't take much to convince me it is. McVay is rich, he won a super bowl, he has a million dollar analyst job waiting for him, and he lives in a really nice climate. LaFleur is wealthy enough to go live wherever he wants and never work a day in his life. I imagine it's quite hard to remain motivated in either situation.
>>157961808>>157961808>>157961808New
kek Giants are cutting OBJ
>>157959168Next week will be extremely telling if this team is serious or not.
>>157961802Now THATS a proper spicy take. While I get where you are coming from kindly consider the amount of meaningful literature written in both languages and dont get too hung up on the number of cases or whatever. Overall, I dont mind the comparison though, given Im a bit of a hung Aryan myself.
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>>157961697Yeah I got some recommendations. Obviously places like Shinjuku and Akihabara you have to visit. That goes without saying. Also just get a suica card and put money in it. Dont do one if those tourist cards that includes tickets to attractions and stuff. Not worth it. You can refill the suica card any time you need to. And you can use it at konbinis. konbinis will be your lifeline there lol you'll visit at least 2 every single day I swear. If you need cash use the 7/11 ATM. It's the best conversion rate. Sensō-ji - beautiful Buddhist temple Ikebukuro - ton of arcades here Shinjuku Gyoen National GardenMeiji Jingu - love changing shinto shrine you NEED to go here! Yoyogi Park Ginza - rich area. High end goods and fashion if you care about that stuff Restaurant recomendation: WABISABI焼肉 侘び寂び 法善寺横丁本店 (I included the Kanji so you can copy and paste it) During your week of free time I HIGHLY recommend taking the shinkansen to Osaka. I love it even more than Tokyo. Spend a whole week there you will not regret it trust me. The ride is just over 2 hours long. The trains are so comfortable. I wish the USA had this level of public transportation. Japanese train system is amazing. Everything is clean and quiet and runs on schedule.
>>157961718I already am so clearly youre wrong
>>157961834He was hurt. This mea.s nothing
>>157961718The main thing is even the Japanese have to correct each other because it's so damn hard to get the right patterns for the right context (and I don't mean dumb performative anime bullshit). But generally they will be happy if they see a foreigner trying since they know it's not easy.
>>157961966>you cannot learn Japanese>well I am so you’re wrongNTA but the other anon would only be wrong if you “have” learned Japanese. Which is something you will never be
