he was seething so hard on the sidelineswhite boi does his job better than him kek
Purdy isn’t even the 2nd best QB in the NFC WestI’d take Stafford and Darnold over him
i wonder if i can post this before the /nfl/ closet faggot shows up
>>157961811He was cool as a cucumber, hating ass nigga. Case has been here helping him the past two seasons. Take your racial fantasies elsewhere.
kek Giants just cut OBJ
i still believe in him
Imagine if.......
Kangz are trading for Herbert
I finished my wings :(
>>157961913Flats or drums? Also what kind of sauce?
Has anyone seen that plate of wings i shoved up my ass?
>>157961864whew, not even 3 minutes early but still got it in time.
>>157961863Just means the NFCW is stacked at QB. That's not an insult to Purdy. Got two SB Champs and a guy that was a cunthair away from winning one. No one is claiming Purdy is the best QB in the league. This season he's playing better than them so far, but we're only 3 games in.
>>157961929I dont fully get the question, my research shows both are part of the wing. I think I prefer the drum but honestly I just love the whole wing. And a homemade spicy barbecue sauce
lol just saw some fat mexican looking guy shove an entire plate of wings up his ass
>division full of backup quarterbacks better than their starting (black, sometimes gay too) onesnever beating the jestoid allegations
>>157961954>I think I prefer the drum but honestlyThat was basically my question, I like flats the best personally.>homemade spicy barbecue sauceI am now asking for your recipe
>>157961863The rosters around Stafford and Darnold are 10 times better than Purdys. Rams are a "super team". Seahawks are supposed to have the best front 7 in the league
>when your superteam has twice as many losses as winskek there's tens of millions of pacoswing refugees who are desperate to bandwagon them(or the chargers) as their sport goes into a lockout and now they can't, now they have to pretend to be raiders or niners fans, a true humiliation ritual for them
>>157961913Forgot the pic
Would you smell Sydney Sweeney's ass?
>>157961874poor jersey sales
There's still a couple of the big sports sites that have Rams in their top 5 this morning.
>>157961995I wouldn't call youngcucks personal blog a "big sports site"
>getting fined over 10k for doing a shotgunning a beer celebration after a touchdown>"it was in poor taste">in a stadium filled with beer ads>in a stadium full of people drinking larger amounts of beer>before cutting directly to a beer commercial>while the commentator says "Now a word from out sponsor: Bud Light, the OFFICIAL beer of the NFL."this sport is gay a fucking dick in man ass.
>>157961974demolished
Do you think Herbert is on cloud 9 for fucking a 10/10, lives in a large market but has no pressure to perform since no one cares about the chargers?
>>157961978What if she farts?
>>157961968Its a secret recipe as in its not a strict recipe. I just cook tomato sauce together with some sort of heavy alcoholic stuff like bourbon and then add sweetness as I go, mostly using brown sugar or honey. For this iteration I used a heavy port wine, dark honey and a lot of garlic and chili peppers my friend grew himself. Its quite funky. I usually just mix stuff together and taste along the way
>>157961978I don’t care to know what jewcum smells like, so no
>>157962023yeah that shit is so bizarre getting punished harder for that shit than York did for soliciting a gutter prostitute
>>157961970Las Vegas is a suburb of LA. Everyone in real life knows this
>>157962055kek the calipaco cope begins
>>157961978Stop obsessing over astroturfed "hot" celebrities. Obsess over women in your workplace.
>>157961957Thank you anon :)
>i-it doesn't count, i-it's just Indiana!!>i-it doesn't count, i-it's just Vegas!!
>>157961995>UM ACTUALLY THE RAMS DIDN'T LOSE TO THE NINERS OR THE BRONCOS: THEY LOST TO JET LAG AND HIGH ALTITUDE
>>157962060What cope? It’s no different than people in New York cheering for the giants or jets
>>157962023Wat lol
>>157962070kek
I am the Antonio Brown of gooning.
>>157961970>desperate to bandwagon themThe LA market doesn't give a fuck about the Rams, and even less of a fuck about the Chargers. There are probably more Cowboys fans in LA than Rams fans. The Rams may be the 4th most popular team in LA behind the Raiders, Niners, and Cowboys.The Raiders not moving to LA was a generational bag fumble. Raiders go to LA, Rams stay in St. Louis, Chargers move to Vegas would have been getting a good market distribution. I don't know what the circumstances were to make this not happen but it's retarded. People probably wouldn't have cared about the Chargers in Vegas anyway, but at least they would have had a chance to branch out to a different market.
>>157961913Thank Buffalohttps://youtu.be/G5KXKIOou8k
>>157962091I will never understand why the NFL wanted to canabalize its own markets like that. I genuinely don't know anyone in LA who is a Chargers or Rams fan who isn't a transplant.
>>157962065If you are a degenerate and like to party and hookup, go to Roppongi. Or shinjuku bar area.Fun fact, I spent two weeks in Roppongi jail for being too drunk.If you can't handle banter with nigerians you might complain about walking through the streets
chorgers next
>>157962112Just a slice of LA is probably still more money than San Diego or St. Louis
Did you guys hear? anon is the Antonio Brown of gooning
>>157962073not even close to the same thing senorit's a 4 hour drive through nothing between LA and vegasyour team was cucked from you>>157962091holy cope, you're desperate for an LA team to be good and they're not. only ancient mexican boomers are niners or raiders or cowboys fans (cowboys are shit too kek), all the zoomer chicanos are LA maximalists, because LA is the only source of pride they have
>>157962124But why not have the focus on 1 team? You can have 1 team for the entire Southern California market. Now you've got the Rams no one cares about and the Chargers no one cares about still competing with the niners and the Raiders, who you decided to move CLOSER to LA. It's just dumb all around.
>>157962131we've fallen so far from the glory days of COOM n' TOOM
>>157962133>holy cope, you're desperate for an LA team to be good and they're notI don't give a fuck about LA teams.
you're living in the past if you think any mexicans under the age of 40 are niners or raiders fans.
>>157962155>mexicans under the age of 40 are niners or raiders fans.Maybe not raiders, but def yes to 49ers
>>157962138Yeah, it's still about money.
>>157962155Go to any niners/rams game and it's Mexicans of all ages cheering for the niners with a good 75/25 split. You're delusional if you think the Rams are the most popular team in LA.
Stafford was missing receivers in the Denver game just like he was in the Melbourne game. I'm betting he's washed. He no longer has the:>i didn't try hard in training camp because I was bored>i didn't get enough reps in the preseason because i was bored>i was jet lagged>i had altitude sickness excuses. He's completing less than 60% of his passes, eating blitzes, and getting picked off for six.
>>157962165that's just them larping because the LA teams are trash, deep down they desperately want them to be good and feel cucked by SFthey just hate gringos more than they hate rival pacos so they'll grit their teethe and bear it
>>157962173all the spam is dodgers/rams, never dodgers/ninersthey are LA maximalists but LA is having everything taken from them so they're turning into rats fleeing the sinking shipdont forget, they used to main the lakers before the dodgers starting exploiting loopholes in baseball
>>157962180kek the only larper is you faggot
How hard does He expose the chiefs on Sunday?
>call out their rat like behavior>they start seething we know what you areyou get exposed you have no refuge
>>157962169>still about moneyThis makes them less money. Now they've gutted the San Diego and St. Louis markets to get absolutely nothing in return. Having 2 LA teams does not make them more money. Instead you can have the entire SoCal market focused on 1 team, have the Chargers maybe be able to generate a fanbase over the years in Vegas, and still have St. Louis. I understand that SD and STL combined isn't even a quarter of the LA market, but splitting it up doesn't get you "more" fans.
So, just letting you all know the final NFCE lineup going into playoff1. Washington2. Dallas3. Eagles4. GiantsYou may not like it. It may make you uncomfortable. You may look down at the small penis in your hand and say... no... not MY team... But this is the truth my friend. Watch it unfold. I know ball
>>1579621731. Dodgers 2. LakersPOWER GAP3. sex4. Cowboys .. .12. USC (non-championship contender years)....23. raiders 24. Rasm...106. chorgers
>>157962180>feel cucked by SFSF has literally never beaten an LA sports team when it mattered.
>>157962200Bowers gettting 2 tuddies and Oakland Raiders win by a score of 34-13 mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157962210>i-i'm not a fan of those teams from my city, r-really
>>157961897Meanwhile, Jared Verse is loving it in Cleveland EDGE Jared Verse (6 pressures) >adding five hurries, two run stuffs, and one QB hit.DT Mason Graham (5 pressures) >He leads the team in sacks (4) and tackles for loss (6), and is also tied for third in solo tackles (8).LB Quincy Williams (5 pressures) >was constantly in the backfield, generating five pressures, five hurries, one tackle for loss, and a team-high six run stuffs. EDGE Isaiah McGuire (5 pressures) >He finished with five pressures, three hurries, one sack, and two tackles for loss against Young and company. He also played a season-high 43 defensive snaps. DT Maliek Collins (5 pressures) >The big defensive tackle notched five pressures, three hurries, and two QB hits. Front Seven Domination >The Browns pass rush overwhelmed Carolina from every direction>Young had enough to worry about off the edges with Verse, McGuire, Sam Williams (4 pressures), Derek Barnett (3 pressures), and even Mike Hall Jr. (2 pressures) at times, but the interior pressure from Collins and Graham was what really wrecked the game.>NFL quarterbacks can rarely function with any semblance of consistency when facing pressure on over 40% of their dropbacks in a game. Over 50%? Forget about it. >The Browns pressured Young on 63% of his dropbacks - the highest single-game rate by any defense so far this season,
Why do people still call them the Oakland raiders when they’ve been in Vegas for 6 years and Vegas is a lot more wealthy/well known than Oakland?
>>157961978With my tongue, yes
2 First rounders Jerruh. Pick up the phone and make the call.
>>157962205they wouldn't have done this if it wasn't about money, fren.
>>157962233Go be stupid somewhere else
>Why do people still call them the Oakland raiders when they’ve been in Vegas for 6 years and Vegas is a lot more wealthy/well known than Oakland?
Chicago just cut Caleb....
reminder the raiders canonically represent the based black people in LA and Socal, as does the only GTA game set there
>>157962253People in real life know Los Angeles and Vegas more than OaklandVegas is Tokyo and Paris tier in terms of worldwide sights. Wtf is an Oakland
>>157962254I can't say I'm surprised. It was the only way forward after last nite.
>>157962233>40 years of history>objectively sounds better>Las Vegas is a sovlless plastic hellhole>it'll be dried out and the Raiders will leave for literal and figurative greener pastures when the lease is up
>>157961978No.
they can't cut Caleb because he's black and gay kek
>>157962248>they're in charge so that makes them right!
>People in real life know Los Angeles and Vegas more than Oakland>Vegas is Tokyo and Paris tier in terms of worldwide sights. Wtf is an Oakland
>>157962265If you can imagine SF Bay as one really big anus then Oakland would be the anal fissure just past the sphincter (GG Bridge)
>>157962103Based
>team moves from state to state raiding governments of tax money and cucking their fanskek
>Jaxson Dart's knee turns out to be fucked and he's out for the year>Brian Burns tore his ACL too>The supposedly vaunted pass rush has done absolutely fucking nothing because there's no interior pressure and our D Tackles suck after trading Dexter Lawrence away>Lit a draft pick on fire for JJ McCarthy even though we just extended Jameis Winston to be our backup in case something like this happened>Odell dipped because he sees the offense is going nowhere and he's not a fit for a run-heavy scheme anyway>Only three wide receivers now because we threw Darius Slayton out like trash when he was still useful>Would have choked against the Titans if Jevon Holland wasn't playing at an All-Pro level>somehow 2-1 and tied for the NFC East leadwhat the fuck
Half of the best teams are shit and half of the shit teams are good. Wtf.
>>157962293>he thinks modern investors and private equity would let money slip away just because
>>157962279Las Vegas has an identity. It’s literally one of the U.S. sights people see from all around the world I’m not even sure LA or SF are on the level of that. When’s the last time someone said I want to vacation in San Francisco?
>>157962304Harbaughtism is a strange thing
>>157962081https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25502931-cowboys-jake-ferguson-fined-nfl-imitation-shotgunning-beer-vs-commanders
>>157962265>Comparing a shithole like faveLA to parisKill yourself paco
>>157962319>he thinks people with money are infallible and incapable of making mistakes
>>157961863The NFCW is a monster if Purdy is their 3rd best QB.
>>157962320Good morning, Rabbi!
>>157962320I believe they work off of Aztlan maps, not the ones we have.
>>157962320>nevada>rival, enemy state to California Huh? Spics cheer for them because the Raiders are considered the "hard" and "hood" team to the niners. Which is why they should have been the sole LA team. Every single spic in a 200 mile radius would be buying jerseys.
Tits taking a QB again in the next draft?
>>157962329And Vegas? Is that disgusting too?
Why don't Dolphins just go full rugby with lateral passing like they did in 2023?
>>157962324Las Vegas's entire identity is one of a gambling den. Prediction markets and online sports gambling are going to eat away at the one thing Vegas is good for. Once that's gone, they have nothing.
>>157962333>he thinks the current crop of capitalists would make billions of dollars worth of financial mistakes
>>157962354There’s thousands of resorts and a huge retirement center
>>157962089copiest of copes holy shitthe amount of Rams slurping just gets funnier with every shitty performance week to week.
This is true btw
>>157962353All their track stars are gone or injured
>>157962365Why would anyone want to retire in Vegas?
Are you ready for the winter of N9ne?
>>157962324>When’s the last time someone said I want to vacation in San Francisco?Me 20 years ago
Jaxon Smith-NiggaCoach Primate
>they're in chorge so that makes them bad
I am a fan of the jagwires
>>157962377No state income taxWarm dry climateLots of things to do everyday - making it impossible to be bored
>>157962372I love this nigga, but it's because they have him throwing 45 times a game
>>157962337>If you hate Mexicans you must be Jewish o algo>>157962347Yes, enemy state. Not as enemy as new england, PNW, the Midwest or Texas or Florida but enemy stateWhite rams fans stopped supporting them after they moved, Mexicans don't have the balls or honor
>>157962399It's pronounced Jag-wars
>>157962364Do you have any argument other than "billionaires are perfect"?
Why did the Gnats even sign OBGay. They should better than anyone how overrated he is
>>157962265That's what gave them so much SOUL. Most people didn't know what the fuck an Oakland was, and anybody who actually knew what Oakland was thought the city should be nuked. It fit the violent, antisocial vibe the Raiders had before Tom Brady sent them to the eternal cuck chair.
>>157962354Vegas has more cultural legacy than the Jewish mutt shithole of faveLA
>>157962419Absolutely nobody in California views Nevada as an "enemy state". What in the fuck are you on about.
>>157962419This is what pol does to your brain. Look at this retard
>>157962451you're mad they cucked your team from you senor You are coping
>>157962442It's a painful truth
>>157962430I don't recall ever saying billionaires are perfect. I'm just saying that they really really love money.
Calipacos absolutely hate pacos from other states They're rootless immigrants so their only source of pride is>Muh LA>Muh California >Muh in and outBeing cucked into shilling for teams in other cities or states absolutely eats away at their LA/Cali maximalist soul
>>157962354it's more about hedonism and bizarre experience in general
>>157962442The home of Hollywood is behind only NYC and DC for cultural legacy. Philadelphia and Boston are up there but behind LA
>>157962419Nobody in California thinks Nevada is an enemy state. It's the fun place where we go on long weekends to gamble.
>At 0-3, it feels like the Chargers season is all but over.
Vegas history and culture absolutely mogs LAThe only good and important thing California did was the gold rush and silicon valley (all whites) up until the 2000s
when will the nfl step in and set up a team in dahka for our friend here, he needs a local squad to root for
>I-im not a cuck for supporting a team who cucked me>It's ok because they cucked me with my neighbor LMAO
>>157962468My team is where they've been for a while. Again, no one in California views Nevada as a "rival state".
Every state hates their neighbor states, that's how being an American works paco.
>>157962492Yeah, and like any human being they can make a mistake.
Why do the 49ers have so many Pajeet and chink fans?
>hahaha we cucked your team from you>AIEEEEEE it doesn't count when you cuck us though!!
>>157962547Because they play in California
>>157962564And California is full of pacos. When did jeets and chinks move there? I usually associate them with New York or Texas
>>157962537Californians hate all their neighbors except Nevada and we hate all of Nevada's neighbors including ourselves. We think of Nevada as a bunch of empty space surrounding Vegas and Reno and we like going there because gambling is fun.
>>157962547Sheer volume. They're one of the most popular franchises in the league
>>157962537I for one prefer old Mexicans over N*w Mexicans
>>157962547Because there's a lot of Pajeets and Chinks in the bay area. I went to the game on Sunday and can confirm it's a good 65% Mexican, 25% White, and 10% Asian, jeet, and Black. Maybe 30% white idk, but a definite Spic majority.
>>157962572Mexico's TFR is like 1.2 kek the Latinx aren't reproducing
>/spol/ discovers capitalism and its issues>blames minorities
>>157962598well they're certainly not helping the problem
>The Patriots are struggling after their surprise 2025 season, but the Jags are proving that their division title last year was no fluke. The Biggest Decision Liam Coen Got Right Against the PatriotsThe Hunter decision >Hunter had played career-low snaps in the first two weeks of the season and was the Jaguars' third cornerback in the rotation between him, Jones, and Brown on the outside. And after just two touches on offense in the first two weeks, Hunter's role on offense seemed minimal, which was to be expected considering how the Jaguars' roster was built.>That led to the question of when the Jaguars would truly unleash Hunter on defense as a full-time, down-to-down defender and not as the third option in the rotation.>The theme all throughout the week when it came to Hunter was clear: why was he not playing more, and when would he? >Coen and the Jaguars trusted Hunter with more of a workload on Sunday, and it paid off. If Sunday is any indication. Look for Hunter to get more and more of the lion's share of the reps at cornerback, because the Jaguars are already trending in that direction
Who’s closer to the Hall of FameBo NixDrake MayeJordan LoveBrock Purdy
keep up the good work, anonsignoring is the best waybased janny's got it locked in a seethe
>>157962655At the moment, Purdy. Though they're all so astronomically far away it's not worth really talking about.
>>157962103Then they'll push all of that off of the table and eat this shit
ZAMN!
>>157962547The 49ers are the most popular team in the world. And the world is India and China
kek the Mexicans are seething over being cucked into supporting blacks vs gringos in pacoswing no wonder they're so seethey today
>>157962703ai slop sucks bro
>>157962724It's not AI
>announcing a reportGet ready to reset your router senor
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>>157962655You're missing a few from the active bottom of the barrel >NFL Passing Yards Active Leaders
>>157962724it's real bro
>>157962200Those are the best uniforms in the NFL, and it's not even close.
>>157962681That’s a Rochester dish, you don’t really see too many restaurants in buffalo that serve garbage plates.
Mexicans real angry today. Something bad happen to their big teams?
watch the eagles beat the ramsthey always seem to have their number
>>157962681That’ll be $24 plus tip
anyone can beat the lambs
>>157962800I'm personally partial to the classic home black jerseys but the Raiders 100% have the best uniforms in the league all around
Oh right it was the hated Denver gringos and Bo nix who raped their superteam, kek!
If I gave you the most remaining salary cap space in the NFL how would you fix the Loins secondary?
>>157962895Why did those faggots brag about super team so much? Now basically every team is circling them on the calendar
Bears are a playoff team with Keenum. If they bench him for Williams (which they will) they're a wild card one and done team at BEST
>>157962763Holy shit I just remembered Nick Mullens.
>>157962947Trade for JPJ? Not worth the picks imo
What the fuck is a superteam?
Why do the 49ers have so many fans if they’ve haven’t won in 32 years and had multiple eras of being utter shit?
Reminder that hated white denver/broncos fans beat their epic 1-2 superteam.now they're cucked into pretending they are raiders fans, a BLACK franchise.
>>157963025Why do they need picks when their GM will just spend them on a criminal or someone with no knees anyway?
>>157963007Cumtown had some absolute bangers
>>157963044A BLACKED franchise who cucked them no less!
>>157961897Imagine if the great and almighty defense let the Broncos come back and win.Oh wait
>>157961874who?
>>157963039My reffies are the superteam
I forgot my lunch, /nfl/. Where should I go?
>>157961808TELL ME ABOUT THE GAYLEBWHY DOES HE WEAR A ROBE?
>>157963090You should go to the gym fatty
>>157962703that was perfect anon
>>157963103That's the plan after work, thanks for reminding me.
>>157963090Arby's, get that box with the gyro and an iced tea.
>>157963090The bar.
Why do they seethe when you post their quarterblack?
Everyone at my gym is like 3x bigger than me. Never any dyels for me to mog with my mediocre physique. I’m worried some jacked guy is gonna ask me to spot him while he’s benching 350. I couldn’t refuse but I wouldn’t be able to help him very much. I hate spotting people, it’s easily the worst part of the gym. >try to ego lift and ask the weaker looking dude to help you with a weight that’s probably too much for both of you combined>he tries his best to help you out, but can’t because it’s way too heavy for him >somehow this is his fault and not yoursIs this a merited fear? Go cowboys
>>157963182There's my boy Jameis
>>157962209NFL isn’t ready for this
>>157963040>good from 1981 to 2002>shit from 2003 to 2010>good from 2011 to 2013>shit from 2014 to 2016>good (but cursed) since 2017Even though they don't win it all they are usually pretty good, the fanbase that doesn't make sense is the Cowboys.
question: are the raiders for real?
>>157962209As long as Dallass still misses a WC this is perfect. Thank you anon.
>>157963231It's a mixture of black people, Mexicans over the age of 40, and on 4chan Mexican zoomers who are actually LA fans but plastic bandwagoners
>>157963231Probably not but fuck it, last place schedules can be fun.
>>157963188That's kilograms... right?
>>157963280it’s pounds. learn to read. I weigh 107 pounds and I’m 5’11.
>>157963253nobody said anything about fans or LA. you should probably look into some OTC medicine. thats short for "over the counter"
>>157963216I like how everyone immediately forgot the Mario-oh-tah thing.
My Chargies!
>>157962103Beef on weck low key rules
>>157963300>I weigh 107 pounds and I’m 5’11.
>>157963231Offense is steady and reliable. Largely dink and dunk from Kirk Cousins, but he does this very well. Receiving is centralized on Brock Bowers.Defense suffocates you with consistent pressure. They're very opportunistic, have forced more turnovers than any other team in the league. Defense is unironically elite.AJ Cole is arguably the best punter in the NFL, so they tend to have an advantage in general field positioning, Matt Gay has overachievedOverall, yeah they're legit.
I don't get why there's so much hate for Dan Orlovsky.
>>157962598Maybe not the issue but definitely a major symptom.
>>157963182Bakerbros...Turdbert bros...
>>157963301Seething. You've been caught out senor
>>157963326have they played any real teams though?
>>157963341They don't like how he paises Goof, because the league is racist against white QBs.
>>157963369Nope, not one bit.
>>157963319how is that embarrassing? I just started hitting the gym and gained approximately 15 lbs in 1 year of working out.
>>157963369I think the Saints will win the NFC South, for whatever that's worth. Chargers and Dolphins are ass, of course, but you can only play who's in front of you.
>>157963341He's Skip Bayless with slightly more credibility because he was a (dogshit) NFL quarterback.
>>157963396>how is that embarrassing?Because that's a BMI of 15.
>>157963369The Saints look pretty decent, despite the losses. 1 was because of refball and the s other was a fluke fumble. Beating the Saints is a legitimate accomplishment.
>>157963396based victim
>>157963401in that case it looks like they have a gauntlet coming>chiefs x2>bills>rams>niners>seahawks>broncos x2
>>157963442what’s your BMI, fatty
>>157963442You shouldn't judge Anon. AIDS riddled vegans are allowed to post on here too.
>>157963396You should be 30 pounds heavier at the very least
>>15796345923.3
>It took two weeks, but the Steelers offense finally came alive on Sunday, passing and running all over a hapless Bengals defense at will. Don't sleep on this Steelers team.
>>157963396I weigh 155 at your height, i cant imagine losing fuckin 50 lbs lmao. If this isnt bait you really need to eat more
>>157963040Because not everyone jumps on and off of bandwagons or makes being a fan contingent on winning a championshipYeah, I'm looking at you, Cheifs / Rams fags.
>>157963451For sure, it'll definitely test the team. I think if the Raiders get time to work in the pocket, their offense will do enough to allow their defense to close out the game. The Bills worry me the most on that list. Greg Rousseau's having a hell of a year.
>>157963396that means you were 92 lbs a year ago. Your BMI was 12.8. How are you even alive?
>>157963490Just get under DK's skin and he'll cost them the game
>>157963526lol cmon anon. the niner are going to absolutely destroy them
>>157962703The way if Sean Payton did this he probably would be considered a national hero.
Vibes only playoff predictions, but as the season goes on we're getting closer to this shit being somewhat plausible
>>157963319Eugenia Cooney is that you?
>>157963443>was a fluke fumbleWasn't it a completely unblocked safety blitz?
>>157963569I mean it’ll probably be a raiders home game since it’s in California
>>157963614Burrs won't even make the playoffs. 3rd place team.
Should the Bears sign Odell Zestham Junior?
>>157963616I would kill to see Eugenia Cooney on the Giants O-Line (She lives in Greenwich CT and her estranged dad works in NYC)
>>157963490The black ring on Aaron Rodgers' finger is a wedding band confirming that he quietly got married>Rodgers confirmed his secret marriage after showing his wedding ring during a Pittsburgh Steelers press conference.>Aaron Rodgers is married to a private individual named Brittani (spelled with an "i").>Brittani does not use social media, and Rodgers has not revealed her last name or shared public photos of her.
>>157963451How the fuck do you draw this with a last place schedule? Like queefs and buncos obviously but the rest of that is just cruel.
>>157963569Nannerfag here. There is no team in the NFL we can't beat but we grow weaker every game. I don't know if we can make it another month.
>>157963642
did howie fire sirianni yet?
>>157963669kek I'm in Mass and there's a guy near me who has skeletons in his frontyard all the time tooAnyway, fuck the Pats go Bears
>>157963664Brittani has a penis, doesn't she?
>>157963664>>157963685I guarantee you she's like nineteen years old and seeing the Bellichick reaction made him not wanna deal with it
>supporting a team after they moveCuckold behaviour
>>157963664might as well just married a woman named Aurora Borealis
>>157963696Unfortunately literally no one leaves in Vegas
>>157963671Did you use AI to make this? That's pretty gay
>>157963694Nineteen years old would be based if she was an actual woman. The problem is I don't think I can believe that of him without proof.
>>157963704Aren't there squatters that live in the Vegas sewers
>>157963727I thought all of America's homeless moved to California years ago for the gibs.
>>157963713It's most likely a tranny named Brian who grew up idolizing Erin and changed his name to Brittani.
>>157963696Johnny Unitas permanently cut all ties with the Colts when they moved to Indianapolis from Baltimore and pledged his lifelong allegiance to Baltimore
my packies are on the road this week so the fans don't have to watch them be bad :)
>>157963671Is Caleb Williams gay or something?
>>157963754Yeah...that's about what I was expecting.
Who’s more likely to make the playoffs: packers or cowboys?
>>157963750Vegas is just an extension of California
>>157963750They are everywhere now. Just like always, California was just a couple years ahead of the curve.
>>157963750That's LA not LV
>>157963770no because he's a top
>>157963706That’s a real photo
>>157963782Grim
>>157963774Cowboys very easilyCowboys will probably win their division at 8-9
>>157963786Tops don't paint their nails.
>>157963668its afc west vs nfc west this season. kinda odd though cause they are just going to have a mid season super bowl matchup that meet again in the real SB
Cucked by Vegas
>>157963505It’s not actually that easy to just eat more food at my size. Really skinny people have physically smaller stomachs. Fat people have enormous stomachs. What this means is that I get full with very little food. Fat people have the opposite problem, they don’t get full until they’ve had way too much food. So yeah, I should eat more, but it’s not that easy. At least my Cowboys will win it all this year.
>>157963796But their bfs do it for them.
>>157963843You are more unhealthy than the obese my dude, your organs are going to fail.
>>157963843You're 5'2 jay not 6', which makes your weight alot more believable
>>157963891Oh really faggot?
Football is the best American sport because it's the only one that doesn't let Canada have a team. There, I said it.
>>157963909have a burger, have two
*ascends to godhood as the prophecy foretold in your path*
>>157963915Canada actually has so many football teams that they have their own league. That's where college players go when they aren't good enough for the NFL. You should check it out, it's pretty kino.
>>157963915You're not wrong
>With Jayden Daniels out, Marcus Mariota took over, and he came up with several clutch plays: Not only did he throw three TD passes, but he also iced the game with a first-down run on third-and-7 late in the fourth quarter. The Commanders' defense struggled at times, but the unit came up with big plays when it had to. Not only was there a goal-line stand in the first half, but Kain Medrano scored what proved to be the game-winning points on a pick-six in the fourth quarter. It would have been easy to write off the Commanders at 0-3, but instead, they're going to have plenty of confidence after knocking off the reigning champs.
>>157963955He also has an o line that isn't actively trying to end his career which is good for QB play
>>157963942Every time I mention to my dad that the Jags have a shot at the owl he goes "ehhh I don't trust carmella there"
>>157963955>solves the Dorkside in his third ever startNothin personal
>>157963875it's cute and helps develop bonds independent from bussy penetration
>>157963955Why didn't the Titans just stick with Mariota? He's not great but he's better than everyone they've gotten since.
>>157963955if the seahawks kick the FG instead of going for it on that goal line stand, the commanders lose>>157963969the seahawks offense gifted them 14 pts. get a grip
>>157963945No. That would mean posting in threads with Canadians.
Has bo nix always been a psycho or is this new?
Sirianni has had more chances than any head coach I've seen in a long time. Yes, he won an owl but it's not like he did much, in fact he was a negative to the offense and game managing. He can't come back next year. Howie has wasted a few hiring cycles where great OCs went to be head coaches.
>>157963915we have full catholic ran football teams hererelax ciccio
>>157963981>Titans in QB hellMeanwhile, in DC, Mariota throws his third TD pass of the day
>>157963981Because the tits are terrible at literally everything anon.
>>157963990You can watch sports and post about them on spuh. I love baseball but I would rather die than go to /mlb/.
>>157963988>if
>>157963999>catholicThey're French, aren't they? No thank you.
>>157964020*and NOT post about them on spuh
>>157963997You make the playoffs every year with him.
>>157964021you do realize mariotta threw for only 180yds right?
>>157963981Because the wom*n ownership is literally the female version of Jerruh but lacks any charisma
>>157964039...and 3 touchdown passes
>EaglesOH MY KEKKLE LELS
>>157964039Damn, and he STILL won?!
>>157963997Iggles fans are probably the most entitled fanbase up there with the chiefs. The difference is the Iggles fans are determined to do everything the hard way and are willing to cut off their nose to spite their face. Truly bizzare behavior. Team could literally go 17-0 and Iggles twitter would bitch it wasn't convincing enough.
>>157964002still giddy and high from this, huh?
>>157964038And? I don't know 5 coaches who couldn't. >>157964068There's no possible way you watch Sirianni coached games and think it's good.
>>157964050yeah darnold had 380yds and 4 touchdown passes>>157964064yeah when a dumbshit fumbles on the 20yd line its kind of a gimme TD and when a dumbshit throw a pick six without the defend having to do anything, yeah
>>157964039Just win baby. I still remember that loins-tits game where Goof only threw for like 80 yards but the Lions still won by a gorillion because the Titans were so bad at special teams and turnovers that the lions had the ball at the 15 yard line every single possession.
>>157964090...and 2 interceptions with a pick 6 that lost them the game
Commanders fans are surprisingly obnoxious and beat their chest like they won an NFC championship. Did not expect that out of this fanbase.
>>157964071Let the Commies have this. It was a shit game but the Xhehawks will bounce back and make the playoffs. This is the highpoint of the season for DC.
>>157964102absolutely it was a terrible decision by darnold but for godsakes man stop glazing mariotta lmao. the seahawks blew that game period.
>>157963997Good god eagles fans are such fags. Fine just fire him just like Doug Pederson. Superbowls don't mean anything. God I wish eagles trannies had Chimp Kelly again as head coach. Thatd be so funny
>>157964129Mariota is 3-0 against the Seahawks, all from different teams
>>157964071>>157964090>>157964113I’d be mad too if I lost to a Mariota zone read in 2026
>>157964134...the eagles had to fire doug to win another owl though
>>157961912They just promoted Brosmer to QB3. There will be no trade.
How long have they been running this>v-vegas is part of LA o algocope?vegas even got a fallout game
Jags/Bears Owl
>>157964084Absolutely not but somehow I don't think firing the man is going to make things any better Sirriani has seen two Owls. If he was truly useless FO would have pushed him out.
>>157964139congratulations, career 37-46
>>157962572where do you think silicon valley is located
Tim Tebow has more playoff wins than IF man.
>>157964203ironically, they gave him one more chance after 2023, and he went to the owl. this is his one more chance after 2025.
>>157964202>burrs making the owl with a zesty choker
>>157964182It's been like this forever. Even the Fallout game was about California insisting Vegas was basically LA and attempting to take over.
>>157964202No, sorry. Maybe next year.
>>157964207Still 3-0 against the Seahawks lmao
>>157963981>but he's better than everyone they've gotten since.You could argue that Tannehill accomplished more for the Titans in 2019 than Mariota did during his entire tenure there, but otherwise I do agree that the Titans have not been able to do shit at QB aside from those two.
>>157964249im sure all the seahawks with their super bowl rings are devastated
lol hawksfags are so sensitive.
>>157962572Northern California is where most of the Asians and Indians live. They've been here since we brought them over from China to build the railroads for almost no pay.
Texans >The defense did its job by forcing three turnovers, but the offense was only able to capitalize with one score. At 0-3, no one in this locker room is going to panic because the Texans made the playoffs after an 0-3 start last season, but this is a team that could be in trouble.>With star WR Nico Collins out for the second straight week, the offense struggled to move the ball. QB C.J. Stroud isn't making enough big plays, and it doesn't help that the Texans have a non-existent rushing attack
>even if they try to flee to the $(ers they still get raped and gaped by the hated PNW
are both of the bears backups better than caleb or just case?
>>157964275we werent peddling drew lock as the GOAT when he beat the afc champions
>>157964276>california brings in all the chinese and indians to build railroads>california also brings in all the mexicans to to pick oranges and sell tacosI'm starting to see why the rest of the US hates you guys.
Broncies! For crying out loud, what's your eyeball assessment on Boebert Nixingham? I only seen him play once and that was his last game.
>>157964318Kinda shit meme supreme, but he gets it done and makes the tards here seethe.
>>157964288Ain't anybody worried bout dem turd birds
>Giants still have to figure out what they're going to do at the quarterback position, but it's much easier to think about that when you're coming off a win.
>>157964272You won't shut up about it so you may be right.
>>157964327Would you say he slangs or babbys it?
>>157964386Rax fuckin Grissman out there
>>157964316The Indians came later after computers became a thing. The chinese were pretty chill for minorities (and we bonded over our hatred of Japan in the 40's). California Mexicans were actually based because they were they fought against illegal immigration the hardest. That Ceasar Chavez guy wanted to deport all illegals and build a wall to increase wages for the working class. California sucks now but it was based until all the hippies moved here from across the country.
>>157964409So uh...loins are winning the NFC north if they can get at least 1 corner with a pulse and an IQ over 80, right?
>>157963253I'm a wop (so spiritually mexican) from Jersey. My family and I have been Raiders fans for 4 generations.
>>157964347Oh no....oh fuck....it's begun.9 is out chea.
>>157964352you tried
>>157962232>>157963490>The Browns might be for real. I repeat, the Browns might be for real. Todd Monken has figured out a winning formula in Cleveland, and it starts with playing great defense. >And Monken deserves credit for sticking with Deshaun Watson. The QB didn't play at an MVP level, but he did come up with several clutch throws, including a fourth-quarter TD pass to Harold Fannin. The big news here is that the Browns are tied for first place in the AFC North after three weeks.
ITWAS16TO0
>>157964443>from jersey>italianShouldn't you be a fan of the New Jersey Giants then?
>>157964407ty broncanon
>>157964346your hated PNW Superiors (only good west coasters) won the superbowl and humiliated your teams and state at every turn
>>157964449Took you that long to come up with a rebuttal?
>>157964478You just gotta Bolieve.
Mahomo mountain status?
>>157964473My grandpa lived in California for a bit after WWII and became a fan of them while they were founded and then it stuck when he moved back here.
>>157964501GoofPurdyLawrence.........All the black guys
>>157964501Climbed. By none other than Bo chapman nix
>doesn't call the plays>doesn't coach the defense>doesn't get along with the QB>doesn't understand situational footballWhat exactly does he do?
there is nobody here that watches bo nix and goes "this guy's a starting QB"
>>157964500Kek i see u famm
>>157964570*wins anyway*
>>157964561Be Italian. Most powerful race (please forget the last 1650 years.)
Reminder that all that random seethe you see about new england (and by extension the bills) is deep rape trauma from the GOAT from the GOAT coast in the GOAT sportBrady singlehandedly brought the patriots from 60th in all time american sports (22nd in the NFL) seethe spawners to SECOND PLACE overall and quite easily #1 in footballOnly the yankees with their 80 years of raping and gaping when baseball was big were able to overcome him.There is no football legacy which can compare with him.
>>157964473Guidos from Jersey are more likely to root for the Jets. The Giants have a more middle class, sissy New York fanbase.
>>157964561>>157964580
>>157964318Hes streaky. But hes also one of if not the most clutch qb in the league
>>157964570still seething, sanchez?
>>157964597he's nothing without belichick
>>157964489at appears to have struck a chord
>>157964570Sean Payton definitely posts here to call players on other team's he doesn't like niggers so that's just not true.
>>157964580>getting out of your own way in order to winblake bortles did the same thing with sacksonville
>>157964604I see people in Giants shirts all the time though. Just saw one at the train station today. Why would anyone want to be a jest fan?
>>157964619did you forget the part where he won a fucking ring with the bucs, a random poverty franchise from a state that doesn't even fucking care about the NFL?
>>157964482Lmao>getting an owl against the drake mayetriots>nerfed nfcwRelax guy
>>157964561gets in the way
>>157964622>at appearsYou're so mad that you can't even type properly
>>157964657he would have retired as a career backup 10 years before then is the point
Has the vegeta saints poster paid for his crimes yet? Stop hiding and come on out here and face us like a man you dirtbag
>>157964624Based Original Latins and scandies > the bigEastern yurops seem sharp as well. I don't know their rep in broader yurop tho
>>157964610Ty2 broncanon
>>157964386>>157964407>>157964478>>157964500You guys are retards
lets check in with the GOAT coach...>losing to a treekek
>>157964659>netfed NFCWNot him but the Rams and Seahawks were the only good teams last year
>>157964720 meant for >>157964593
>>157964745he's nothing without brady
>>157964720you're not latin senoryou're not med
>>157964656Historically rooting for a team has been more about fan culture than on field success. Jets fans were a fun, scrappy, working class fanbase like the Browns and Raiders.
>>157964744chill out dude, trying to see what kinda qb the guy is
>>157964790Just watch him play. He's being carried by a great team. You put him on an average team he's a back up tier QB
>>157964778Weren't the Browns and Raiders good once?
>>157964744Are you such a newfag you don't even know who Rax Grissman is?
>>157964821meh, said about every QB that's not top 2
>>157964669yawn
>>157964777holy trips but u don't know me gimli
>>157964570shouldn't you be studying eagles film, sean?
>>157964824>Weren't the BrownsPre merger they were, but those days were absurd, and rightfully arnt counted. >RaidersA NFL pillar, and landed nobility franchise. Have fallen on some really hard times for the past 25 years.
>>157964904I actually couldn't remember hearing him talk before Sunday and he sounds like a muppet. Like worse than Patrick Mahomes.
>>157964904Small man syndrome
>>157964824Yes but the browns were mostly good in the pre superbowl era. My point is that picking a team becuase of how good they are is a recent phenomenon. The reason you see so many steelers, 49ers and cowboys fans nationwide is unaffiliated areas of the country got those teams games in the 70's 80's and 90's respectively.
>>157961863You seem salty for some reason.Are you salty??
>>157964925Also WTF is Mike Tomlin's voice lmao?
>>157964830Not that it is anybody your business butI was here back then but how is that relevant to anything?Bo Nix is THE OPPOSITE of an unleash the dragon guy. His ADoT is #36 in the NFL>Average depth of targetHence why these people are retards>>157964744
>>157965004Was this even English?
>>157964960This was such a funny game/aftermath
>>157965028Pees down your mouth. Understand that, paco?
>>157964619Lol
>>157961808Nah, the tongue out is crazy work
>>157965200I didnt know brady played Defense, which was what carried him to his first 3 super bowls.
>>157965200I didnt know brady Was Adam Vinatieri, which was what carried him to his first 3 super bowls.
mina looks so fuckable in the latest video
>>157964561Heems the Chiefs by 20+ points in the super bowl
>>157965156Wtf happened to Baker?
>>157965217>>157965240
The Broncos and Jaguars are becoming bad guy teams.
>>157965156the "Uncs need to retire" part of the list
>>157965245Knowing you lunatics, is there ever a time you wouldn’t say that?
>>157965291>making stafford spend more time with his wifeCruelty isn't Christian anon.
>>157965287Always were.
>>157965291Where is Kirko…Ooooh. Oh, nvm. Uncs can ball.
>>157965324Damn bro
>there are """people""" who didn't Bolieve
>>157965287Jags about to steamroll the Bungles on Sunday, especially their injured secondary.
>>157965282His teeth and eyes are so white because they are 100% pure cocaine.
>>157965337>You like crack?Yes, I do like crack. I enjoy smoking it very much. I sucked some dude's duck behind a Wendy's for some crack yesterday.
>>157965291Rodgers had 292 yards and 3 touchdowns last week.
>>157965287broncsaars always were a bad guy teamjags are a squeaky clean 4chan team
>>157965362Any stats against the Bungles are gifted, not earned, and don’t count.
do we take the raiders seriously if they beat the queefs?
>>157965156>lets Kenneth Walker solo the buncos>farms dogshit defenses afterwards
>>157965256Baker has a terrible mindset. He has a rockstar attitude and plays with spite to prove his doubters wrong. This is great when you're fighting for a spot and need to prove yourself but leads to bad habits when you've "made it". The best qbs are either autistic like Peyton Manning or self critical to the point of masochism like Tom Brady.
>>157965358Anon, does this really look like a man who would enjoy pure uncut Bolivian cocaine?
>>157965392Gotta beat the Refs first.
>tfw the Raidturds get sent to hell with AL Davis
>>157965409
>>157965401>critical to the point of masochism like Tom Brady.That explains why his ex-wife looks like a dude.
I honestly think the Davis family needs to sell the Raiders before the NFL lets them be good.
>>157965421Fake news.
>>157965442Defensive pass interference (DPI) is statistically and practically the most impactful penalty in the NFL because of its spot-of-the-foul nature and massive shift in Expected Points Added (EPA).
>>157965450Yes, we know KC defenders don’t get called for pass interference.
>>157965421>source>doesn't actually provide the games used in the sample size
>>157964913>nobility franchisekek, nice try senoronly east coast and MAYBE midwest teams can be considered nobility in football
>>157965439Mark's the last one. Unless he knocks up a Las Vegas escort, the team gets sold off when he croaks.
>>157965287Broncos are good guys.Jags can be bad guys if they try to make me look at Travis Hunter's ugly face more.
>>157965487Oh, so another 20 years until Mark looks like the fuckin crypt keeper.
>>157965487I think he's leaving the team to Tom in his will. Why else would Brady be so heavily involved when he only owns 5%?
>>157965484>the Niners have the 2nd most bowls of all teams>not nobilityPatriots, Steelers, Niners, and Cowboys are nobility franchises.
>>157965539Would be pretty based considering Mark is a mental midget toddler.
>>157965287Not if you're Mexican!
>>157964960Kek
>>157965540>sucking off faggots for what someone else achieved decades ago.Boomer behavior.
>>157965540Teams founded in or after 1960 (other than the Ravens because they are really the Browns) can't be nobility. The Steelers, Ravens, Packers, Giants and 49ers are nobility (the Bears are also here as a jester).
>>157965577Oh ok you're right only the Seahawks are nobility>what about the chiefs???Wow, you're gonna go as far back as [insert arbitrary amount of time here to make me right]? Really???Fuck off retard, the Steelers haven't done shit in the past decade and they still have the allure of a storied franchise.
the only nobility team is mine. fuck off.
this is the gayest discussion of all time, likely to obscure the fact that your teams is currently shit
>>157965608>bunch of old fucks who thought they were tough dancing around in tights grabbing each others genitals>imported black slave monkeys made to dance and ass grab with them >muh nobility It’s always been a semen slurping sport, nothing noble about it. Fucking stolen valor faggots just like all the veterans that society demands worship of due to their service to Israel.
>>157965644Cry harder plastic chiefspeasant
>>157965656>I HATE FOOTBALL!!!Ok.
>>157965644Hahahah remember all those >smeh years?
>>157965540>plumberballkek.. KEK!
If your team didn't play in leather helmets you're not nobility
>>157965469I know reading charts is hard for most Cheifs haters, but this is every game playoffs included from 2018-2026, through week 3.Cry, cope, seethe, dilate further.
>>157965667No, I just hate retards like you.
>people in texas actually think anyone respects their teams or they have any heritage anyone gives a fuck aboutLMAO one of them is claiming to have more blue blood than the south in amateur football on /cfb/
Blue Chip Teams:PatsGiantsSteelers PackersCowboysBroncos NinersRaiders
>>157965690Shut the fuck up and go make me some syrup you worthless canuck.
>>157965690You fuckers have the joke known as CFL. Pipe down.
>>157965717Expansionfag having a melty
Minnesota Vikings
>>157965700>shits on football, clearly hates the sport>posts in an NFL threadThat seems like an odd way to spend your time.
bad news lads, football can't be nobility since the original american sport was baseball (though now it is humiliated and turned into pacoswing and fighting for 5th place in this country)
>>157965717>>157965725Uh oh. Burgerclap melty
>>157965690trvke
>>157965733I’m waging so I’m getting paid to shitpost while taking out my frustration on all the single digit IQ scum that I’m surrounded by because someone needs to take a stand against all the clowns.
>>157965753You'll be America soon enough.
If your team hasn't won a playoff game in the past 5 years you're a peasant franchise now
>>157965690I started following this sport to get away from you >people.
the NFCN is basically the Canada of the NFL>OG white settlers>le epic storied history>dogshit and always lose in the playoffs in the last seeral decades
>>157965741That's because football was only for collegefags back in the day. The unwashed masses watched baseball while distinguished gentlemen preferred football.
>"americans" claiming to give a fuck about nobilityWashington is rolling in his grave
>>157965776All playoff wins that aren't at least NFCCG/AFCCG are mickey mouse wins
back in the day people would post jay cutler as the guy from platoon that wanted to do the whole village
>>157965808dixiedogs are obsessed with larping as british aristocracy, its why they invented the cringe "blue blood" meme to cope with being raped and gaped in professional sports for their entire history as a subjugated region of AMERICA
>>157965808>"americans" claiming to give a fuck about nobilityExactly the point I was trying to make while being attacked by favela monkeys and their retarded zog’d opinions.
>>157965808Washington literally was nobility. He is the closest there could ever be to American nobility.
>>157965808Washington's Federalist party explicitly believed in American nobility you dumbass. You have said Thomas Jefferson is rolling in his grave.
This guy has been at it all day.
Andy Dalton with one pass completely mindbroke the Eagles and their fans; as if Hurts didn't do shit all game.
>>157965697That's not a source
>>157965833Cool story
>>157965849He actually refused a royal title ya dumb redcoat.
Recycle>>157961888>>157961888>>157961888
>>157965484The Raiders have 3 superbowl wins. Without the Raiders there would also be no merger or NFL.Learn the fucking game, cazzie.
>>157965861He did the same to Bengals fans for nearly a decade. He can’t keep getting away with it.
>>157965864yeah, and it was used by dixiefags to try and cope with being the worst part of the country (until the west coast went to shit)
>>157962090Antonio, we didn’t forget about you trying to get a tug job from your massage therapist
