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Hockey is back today (:
>>157958757you fucked upmr badcock will have a word with you
>>157958773
pettersson has hair now
>laffs
>>157958773Why is he wearing mom jeans instead of suit pants?
Good morning Go flames
shan't be watching hokkei until thursday because >my team isn't playing until then
>>157958799he's a bit of an oddball
season opener is tamarrow and my birthday present arrived just in timeit's a proper inglasco too, has new inglasco smell
>NHL Opening and MLB Postseason start todayKino day today
>>157959225Thank you Gary and Rob
Ulaanbaatar should have a KHL franchise
I want an ice girl gf with abs
>the final day>12 hours remain
>>157958771when one of the rookies isn't performing well enough is mike going to play goodcock badcock with them
/hoc/'s life force is running out
Other than hooby being Injured, our flames are looking promising https://www.nhl.com/flames/news/flames-announce-2026-27-opening-night-roster
>>157959507>hooby injured in preseason again Kek
>>157959678Must be a year that starts with 20
>>157959678As long as he's healthy for the playoffs we're good
>>157959778
good huomenta, fellow /hoc/ Uncs
>>157959778He'll skate 100% of Calgary's playoff games this year
>>157959828I don't think the WHL is going to give the Hitmen special dispensation to ice a 33 year old
It's up
>>157959917I like how they condescend 3 very negative point into one neutral and one negative . Quality spin job
>>157959809
Fine-tuning the lineup for opening night. Stay tuned but Anon looks like he's gonna be on the 1st line
>Devils had no 100 point player despite winning 3 cups and being among the highest scoring teams in multiple seasons
>>157959828I just hope he paces himself in the season. I don't have him statpadding and then being exhausted come the playoffs
>>157960205problème?
Mornin'/hoc/It's national coffee day :)
Soooo why did the Wings give up on the Yzerplan again?
>>157960205in 95/03 they were the 14th team in gfonly in 2000 did they score a lot of goals
>>157960256we didn't have enough time bros....we just need more time to cook
>>157960256Because they suck
>>157960256Turns out fast food franchise owners are retarded
>scoreless draw in Kurgan Oblast
>7 hours and change
I think I shant be watching any games this year, spend too much time indoors looking at screens. Going to lock in and start strength training
Good mernin!!
we are all /hoc/sters today
Hymen will score two goals tonight.
>>157960326Part of balanced training is gooning to femboys Or have you forgotten his teachings?
Bad news! I just got off the phone with Gary. Looks like we didn't buy enough of the sponsored products, and now hockey is cancelled.
>>157960385I base 95% of what I do in life around what I think Kessel would do if he were a neet. It's about 10 AM, and I'm already on my fourth hotdog.
>>157960385Ive spent too long gooning. I have to hone my skills and counter my temptation.
>>157959075>it's a proper inglasco tooWell I hope it makes its way from Scotland to Australia for you
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Do they Laffs not like Knies? He was the absolute darling during the playoffs when they finally won a round
>>157960278I'm ranked last in gf
>>157960453real kyper let it slip yesterday that knies got the call he was traded to mtl at the deadline before treliving bungled it, which is different than just "rumours"
>>157960453Three different GMs tried trading him. Guess the >laffs are just allergic to grit.
>>157958760Hurray :)
thank you for another season Gary
Granny Smith > Cosmic Crisp
hockey todaydeadlock patch todayfeels good :)
>rags
>>157960588real men know there are only three apples; red, green and yellow
>opening day>have to wait until Saturday for Our Sennies
>>157960642https://youtu.be/wh1nZWWISPA
>>157960657Simpsons really took it easy on americans
>>157960666checked
>>157960661Retards
>>157960661fat frank knows puck
>>157960453>>157960507>>157960521They wanted to drop him hard
>>157958799he's a bit of a fag
>>157960728cant trust american players
>>157960205How is Vegas on that list? I thought they signed Marner?
>>1579607401993
>>157960588For me it’s Macintosh
>>157960377Nope. Hymen is broker and nobody wants the Oil anymore. It's over.
>>157960753He's chopped
>>157960661>Montreal
>>157960740Or in general
What’s up with Hellebuyck?
>>157960769Ouch, ok but how were his elimination game stats?
>>157960758a feat accomplished with canadian players every season
Our Jackies :)
>>157960798>bait that works on leaf posters every time
>>157960783Hard to be happy in winni
>>157960783Didn't wanna play in a city that literally wants to murder him.
>>157960783American chud
>>157960809>bait
>>157960810i can think of 59 500 000 reasons for him to be happy
Might be the most forgettable Cup Champions of all time. t. Fan of a lottery team.Seriously though, what is the least memorable cup champions outside of '26 Canes?
how come the sharks dont play til thursday
>>157960816I'm sure that was the case and not a PR spin to try and somehow not make him look like an asshole
>>157960841the '06 canes
>>157960783Got high on his own Olympics accolade and thought he had more sway than he really did
>>15796084106 Canes
>>157960843While you are likely right in some ways, why would the Jets themselves acknowledge the city did it? That doesn't make sense.
>>157960852bro even his backup at the Olympics had more sway man
Analytics killed the game
>>157960841When was the last time the Jets won?That time.
>>157960859
>>157960821Canadians won't play there either
Gary starting the season with the most boring matchup imaginable
>>157960886If I don't see minimum 20 penalties I will be disappointed. Florida is entertaining if only for the Kwabchuks.
>>157960881But they wouldn't complain to the media and fail to report for training camp
literally only shit games on tonightwhat a season kick off gary, bravo
>>157960924bedard plays tonight
https://sports.ksl.com/professional-sports/ryan-smith-seg-mlb-expansion/577581Why?
>literally only shit games on tonight>habs vs. leafsi hate americans
The McKenna era starts tonight
>>157960954How many teams will they shop him to?
>>1579609630, a good ol' canadian boy wears laffer pjs
>>157960944>muh meme blood feud matchupottawa versus montreal/toronto has been more interesting during the last few years than hasb/laffs but you clearly aren't ready to hear that one
>>157960954>The "We regret not drafting Stenberg" era starts tonight
>>157960973>Burger who watches Snes gamesObvious troll
No more swearing at canes games
>>157960973>but you clearly aren't ready to hear that oneare you 15 years old?
>>157960256>kasper relegated to the 3rd line>compher, who is worse than Ras, moved up to 2nd lineThe fraud must have incriminating evidence on Todd
>>157960973See you Saturday hombre
>>157960996There are quite a few Snes fans in northern NY and Vermont
>>157961045Yeah cause only meth heads live up there, so it makes sense those retards support a shit team
>>157961051Could be worse...They could support the red wings
>>157960852Yeah he had the game of his life and thinks he’s still elite
>>157961045Grim if true
>>157961065Only raped bitches support detoilet deadwongs
>>157961045Based Vermont
Why is the flames opening game in so many days? Oct 2nd? Really Gary? I understand saving the best for last and all but I don't wanna have to wait so long. It's been so long since I got to enjoy my flames :(
got some tickets to the dome home opener yeehaw
>>157961111Holy checked, enjoy the dome while it's still around bud :)
>Wild top-pair defenseman Brock Faber sustained a fractured skull and underwent surgery.he's dead jim
Nugent Hopkins will not play tonight
>>157961132vaginitis flare up?
>>157961118thanks fren. Im in the minority who thinks they should have just kept the fucking Dome and not built a new one because who goes to a game for the stadium and no new stadium has any soul but whatever go Flames
>>157961130he was at AEW All Out too?
>>157961157Nah I totally agree with you, the new dome is gonna be totally generic and soulless. Plus it's gonna be more expensive for food and tickets. Capacity of new dome is literal smaller than the current dome. I wish they could at least keep the dome building for something. Turn it into a water park or some shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-8oRKAM6q8
>>157961240Dome is one of like 3 unique and recognisable buildings in Calgary, do they really gotta knock it down :(
>>157961111Based! Have fun :)
>>157961250like you've ever been there to know
Opening Day! Gary finna rake in the shekels.
>>157961240they should make it a pool
>>157961266I've sat at the highest seat in the nosebleeds and experienced the most wonderful vertigo
>>157961282nice larp
>>157961130lol
>>157960661>>157960709
damn canes mogged florida hard
need to dust off the old >rags for today
Nah saddledome nosebleeds are cool as fuck. It's super unintuitive to get there and you can see anything except the ice from there. So from anywhere else in the arena you can't even tell there are higher seats beyond the middle bowl. It's like a secret section. Let's play spot the nosebleeds (pic related)
>>157961271Thanks for the reminder. I need a new jersey
>>157961449*and you CANT see anything except the ice from there
>>157961449this reads like a chatgpt review
>>157961449They're above the media boxes which are just barely in frame. Good pic for this game.
>>157961351the lakers just sold for 12 billion btw
> A number of you have asked about Patrik Laine. A few times, I’ve heard rumours of the Kings, but every single time, that has been denied.laine bros...
>>157961449I got nosebleed tickets at the first row of the bleeders, never seen a game from there before. I had season tickets in the nosebleeds for years but it wasnt in the first row. I then had season tickets in the second level for years before I gave them up due to the team being shit and them raising prices at the same time. Now they call me like once a week begging me to buy seasons again "so you have a chance to be in the new building" but negroid please if you had demand you wouldnt be calling me every week.
>>157961488the stigma of being a computer game addict is very telling for lack of interest
>>157961509How much are seasons tickets anyway? Isn't it like 30k or some shit
RIP Brock Farber
>>157961588I heard they took out his brain and put it back in
>>157961592good post
can't believe they lobotomised brock faber
>>157961592How u know?
>>157961615He can join the Tkachuk brothers in the slow class
>Thomas Chabot named Sens captainShould have done so in the first place instead of letting Sloth have his way
>>157961678why not wait until a real leader emerges instead of choosing the guy who was a turnstile for the canes to walk through
Why do the Blues even bother?
>>157961351So much for growing the game in the sunbelt
>>157961130Was that from the last game versus Dallas?
>>157961835Nvm I looked it up and it was. A wrist shot from Heiskanen caught him in the ear. What a retard lol
Can anything stop the Flames this season?
>>157961805There's nothing wrong with just kind of being there to make up the numbers
>>157960861JEN
>>157961045>>157961095Vermont mentioned :DDD
>>157961586Why would anyone pay for this shit when you can watch at home
I just downloaded the new witcher remaster (60gb) in 10 minutes. copey's obama wifi could never.
A skull fracture that requires surgery for repair indicates he’s done for the year. At least 6 months no contact.
>>157959917As a humble devils fan I’d rather have knies no questions asked but at the same time I agree that the trade works out fairly for both sides
>>157962001
>>157961586>>157962001Hockeys probably the last sport left that’s better to view live in person than on a screen
>>157962001I like the atmosphere
>>157959075Based
>>157962004Based! I didn't know it was out yet. I'll download it when I get home
>>157961488He's returning to liiga
faber's skull just killed any chance of quinn re-signing
>>157962495Minnesota is a cursed state they should fold all their teams honestly. They never win shit, they’ve never won shit, something bad and disappointing happens every year. #bananasandrice
lol mildcuck fan gay lol lol
>>157962558My Starsies :)
>>157962558Flames will have at least 100 points
>>157962558Habsxirs...
>>157962004Cyberslop has completely soured me on that studio
>>157962593yeah im seeing all these preseason rankings and it seems no one really trust our hasbs
>>157962004witcher 3 is over ratedblood and wine was great
>>157962613That's damning coming from jfresh
>>157962574Flames will win the battle of Alberta again
>>157962602yeah I don't have high hopes for this one either. only downloaded it cause it's a free "upgrade"
>>157962635never have, never will my dear muskatnuss kartofen brother
>>157962613>Why are people skeptical about a team that won a game 7 with 9 shots on goal?A real mystery that one.
larkin should go to chicago...
congratulate the new father
>>157962613only 14 team have a greater than 50% chance. Statistically that makes no sense. 50% of the teams HAVE to make the playoffs.
>>157962779Retard
how do you get your skull broken when you wear a helmet? makes no sense.
>>157962613I don't believe in Colorado that much
>Flames don't ru-
>>157960780i turst em better than canadians
>>157962864Go back to pol
>>157962860holy fuck corey perry is old
>>157962843Didn’t wear his ear protection
>>157962802please explain math to me oh wise faggot. Are you telling me when they run their simulation only 14 teams make the playoffs 51% of the time?
>>157962888I was in elementary school when he lifted the cup
>>157962864I think the us president did a little more than hang out with epsitens wife That's without even including the vicious rumors about the first lady
Woah can we relax
>>157962964ghyslaine is literally carney's wife's best friend¯\_(ツ)_/¯>elbows up!
>>157962985if you had these fuckers as neighboors you would know to never relax
>>157958816>1% yield
Is Gary going to be at the first game?
USA does kinda actively make the world worse for everyone else but that's neither here nor there
Conor Bedard ends up with 41 goals in 52 assists
>>157963078>Howdy y’all we’re having a bbq and burgers, mac and cheese and cornbread why don’t you come over and have someYeah how horrible
>>157963118Brini is crosgod reincarnated. Bedard is a fraud
>>157963078now break it down by race
A fucking german complaining other nations make the world a bad place
>>157963078Daily reminder that Canadians are just poor man’s Alaskans.
>>157963175after 15 years of Liberal Party rule we're just poor, man
>>157963078Add the Stanley Cup column you coward
>>157963200Average Canadian has more savings than average American no?
>>157963267Even less Americans own a home then Canadians somehow
>>157963232give it back
>>157963279Average Americans celebrate the wealth of their billionaires as if it's their own. Average American has Bulgaria tier quality of life.
>>157960861underrated
>>157963078>Bud vs trb
not " the purrfect storm"you had 1 job asshole!
>>157962985Agreed. Hockey is returning in less than 2 bongs
>>157963391and bud is in his dad's will to boot
>>157962659>trusting a team that got swept and lost its captain more
>>157962893Retard
There better be hockey on the gym tv tonight
Marchenko believes in the Leaf Nation
>>157962613holy moly where are my bruins lol
pork chops with rice and gravyA coke zeroParmesan chips
>>157963506At the bottom of the atlantic with the titanic
i bet werenski regrets pulling his trade request
>>157963525whatever as long as i get to watch zadorov pummel niggas
>>157963525that's also where those rich people exploded/imploded
>>157963517yum
>>157963506
>>157963581Why are people so pessimistic about our flames ods
>>157963541remember when he beat the wheels off mcdavid?
>>157958760attempting to bully my friends still in bawstun into going to the gamei waa thinkijg about driving over like 8 hours but fuck it weekday and ~100 a nosebleed
>Jamie Benn changed his work out regiment this summer. Glen Gulutzan says it’s the leanest and strongest the captain has ever looked.And I will say he is much leaner looking but it begs the question why now? Seems a bit late for it to matter.
>>157963581our nuckies have 8.7% chance of winning the cups, not bad
>>157963615https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FUmOvGzSdYgcant find that but mcgaysus was baby raging and slashing so he deserved a stick to the hips
>>157963581shit Seattle team ranked too high
>>157963581vanpooper ranked too high
>>157963581I forgot the blues exist
>>157963809Espoo Blues?
>>157963667>Canadian education
>>157963896never forget
Wtf Leafs will be dangerous, I didnt know they got Marchenko now also and he will already play today vs MTL.If Bobrovsky will be good, Leafs will def make it to playoffs this year.
>>157963657Fuck I wish I lived near a stadium
>>157963979the Atlantic is stacked
I’m going to Spirit Halloween you guys need anything?
>>157964098yeah grab me a kid
>>157963971I played for that team
>yeah grab me a kid
>>157964098Mind grabbing me some magnesium?
one day the >laffs and their fans are gonna SNAP
>>157964196>>157964196>>157964196>>157964196>>157964196>>157964196
puck dropping status?
>>157964295latent
Leafs have a stacked top 6 and not much else. About to lose every game 7-5
>>157964265i bet the vast majority of Laff fans would qualify for SNAP>>157964295the pre drop is concluding and we just waiting for the results
Will he score today
>>157964328doubt it
this will be the last nhl season, hope everyone enjoys
>>157964320the leaf fan on my beer league team caught a DUI last week
>>157964328Can a cat wear ice skates? let alone carry a hockey stick?I think not
>>157964355?
>>157964328is this retard wearing two watches? Fucking christ the laffs are so fucked
>>157964355What horrible life altering event will destroy civilizations and preclude several NHL seasons? I'll be pissed if we can't watch puck because of a global glaciation, that's exactly when you wanna watch Gary League>when it's cold out -_-
>>157964295Less than a bong
I hope the refs blow their whistles more than the anti-ice protesters this season.
>>157964376Nah one is a real watch the other looks like fitbit
>>157964376one of them is likely a health monitor
I ___ Gary
>>157964376Thats a whoop
>>157964427>I pay Gary
>>157964355Is ww3/balkanization/civil war finally coming?
>>157964442>implying your limited income goes to anything other than boozekwarb
>>157964442>he doesn't use shady websites filled with pop up porn ads to watch games and doesn't go digging in the lost and found at his local establishments for merchyikes
>>157964427I gary Gary
>>157964427i DROP THE FUCKING PUCK gary
>>157964427Garypoint
>first game of the regular season is not available to watch anywhere legitimatelyWow thank you Gary for continuing to grow the game.
>canes>hasbs>>rags>oiled people>knights
>Mr Gary Bruce Bettman, always be bettin'>Fills up the clip and pulls out the weapon
How would you feel if Gary Busey suddenly bought the NHL from Bettman?
>>157964689betrayed.
>>157964689I wouldn't realize any difference for an embarrassingly long time
>>157964770much like you didn't realize that playoff goals don't count towards regular season records for an embarrassingly long time
gonna have some steamy nachos for tonight's games
GARY IS ABOUT TO DROP SUM PUCKS
>>157964803Let me shower first
>>157964801UH OH! STINKY DINKY!
Why I keep getting acid reflex
>>157964864A lack of based.
>>157964864You must have Flames in your heart.
Only 10 minutes till the start of the season! I see they added 2 more games this year. I've been getting into hockey. The games sound really good on the radio if you can catch them.
>>157964864maybe you're lactose intolerant and they sprinkle lactose on everything not just in dairy products
who watches /hoc/ at 5pm on a tuesday?
>>157964912thankfully it's 12am on a wednesday here
Why is ESPN like this
>>157964912not me i'm watching at midnight
honestly, if he's gonna wear a costume on set, the others should have to wear something stupid as well, at least a funny hat or something >mark, put some lipstick on and wear a dress, haven't you ever heard of showmanship, ffs
>>157964890A good radio broadcast is great. Sometimes if I'm going to be playing vidya, I'll toss on the radio broadcast so that I don't have to watch as closely.Usually though it doesn't make a difference as I'm too busy shitposting here to pay attention to the games.
SHAN'T be watching the hurricunts and their gay asterisk pageantry
>>157964979>the rb who called xerself a homecoming queen advocates for men to be more like xercmtsu
>>157964929That's it! You're Finnished! I'm cutting you off!
>>157964912People who just finished waging
just got home from my 120 hour shift at the Good Memes Factory and I'm ready for some hockey
>>157965053Shame they only let you keep the bad ones.
Emily looks horrible D:
>>157965073Her alopecia =(
>>157965082No she looks like she aged 10 years and gained 15 lbs in her face
FLAMTLBOSVANCHI
We are so back
drop the puck gary
OH MY GOD IT'S STARTING
GUYS! I HAVE CHILLS!
>>157965089are you forgetting something mr slapcockský?
>>157965089why would you post cringe? ick
>>157965101Oh, she must be using some new meds wonder if she contracted something terminal
Gary starting soon
I thought they were the Nor'easters now?
>>157965089>"Laughing Stocks">all the teams are the most relevant and biggest fanbases in the league.
>GARY!GARY!>GARY!GARY!>GARY
>>157965129Yeah it seems like bloat from a steroid. Definitely abuelafication if Hispanic
mere bongs away
i wasnt a hurricane fan until last year
>>157965101post pic
>>157965187I wasn't a hurricane fan until Katrina.
staal should break the cup so no one can win it ever again
>eh you dropped something king
PRE GAME SURGING
>>157958754not big enough
>>157965196there's like two of them so they would just use the second one
>>157965210to demoralize the panthers and assert dominance
Isn't PK Suban the name of one of the spells in Earthbound?
>>157965218That's why they traded him
I dont care about hockey anymore
cmon, gary let's get the puck going
lets go gary!drop them pucks!
hmm yeah opening night is nice and all but the deadlock patch just dropped and I would watch tomorrow but I'll be watching survivor instead
these ESPN ads are so fucking gay that for a second I thought this was the dykepuck channel or something
Panthers are getting ready to get their Cup back!
>>157965271>volv pls fix
>>157965261Why
This is still Canadian football season. I don't expect to see you until mid-November, or not at all if you're in Toronto
wut
That was it?
Enough of the grand standing and drop the puck
>>157965308Because now that the season is here, there is no more anticipation, so what is the point?
>>157965290Go kitties.
HOIST IT!
>>157965328Dundon is really, really cheap, okay
>>157965328Spent the rest on the new outsized rings
If Gary had wheels he would be a _ike
GARY IT'S 15 PAST ALREADY!!
Shayne "Norwood 3" Gostisbehere
>>157965348*trike
>>157965346Is that a golf ball marker
>>157965348shrike
>going to an ad break fifteen minutes past the scheduled starting timeinject gary's nhl to my veins
so is Barkov on ltir by Christmas break, or before Thanksgiving?
Imagine if you could go to a hockey game and it just starts as soon as you sit down
It's crooked
>the fucked up the hoistclassic
>>157965382It's not too late to fit another one in!
The national anthem is unnerving with you know who in power
>>157965389
*buys jersey*
shartstorm is letting in 4 at LEAST
>>157965416Every day that Bettman is in power is another day we stray further from God.
yay!
>>157965430Panthers will score 8 so it doesn't matter.
wrestlefags OUT
>>157965444wouldn't surprise me
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Bobrovsky is off the case
>>157965447That's right! Refs get the first word!
>>157965460thank fuck. he was _ass_ last year.
Won’t be many florida fans left after a Shartström season
speak me a speech Oh head referee
We are more of a volleyball nation now.
Barkov is back baby
>first scoreless draw of the year
>>157965473Florida will get a hell of a goalie I predict
>>157965481100% of NHL hockey this season has been a scoreless draw.I've had it up to here with Bettman and his "rules"
HE LAYS THE LUMBER
I never want to hear a ref speak unless someone has a foul to explain, the only feasible reason they should ever open their mouths
>scoreless draw
this play by play sure blows
>>157965460they transferred officer bob to another department due to excessive hijinks
>>157965525
>>157965537YEAH, AND KEEP IT SHUT, ZEBRA TOP
Let's give Gary a round of applause*claps*
for me it's the chuckee cheeses
That Bussi is gonna be hard to crack...
>>157965555
>>157965555>>157965555>>157965555>>157965555>>157965555>>157965555
>>157965545*claps*
sending a fax to gary right now asking where the goals are
gary forgot to include some SCARR in the script
>>157965575He beeped me about it. I can't find a payphone to call him collect back with though.
The NHL isn't scripted
heh what if I just ice the puck wouldn't that be funny
>>157965603They wouldn't let you bet on it if it wasn't.
SSSCAAAAAARRRRR
>sunbelt hockey
the tilt is unforgivable
thoughts, snowcucks?
>>157965625It's inevitable
>>157965633give it back
>>157965633
>>157965633How many Canadians were on each team?
>>157965647Why don't Canadians want to play in Canada?
>>157965647a canadian has never won the cup
>>157965633While they’re trying to grow the sport there! Lucky Gary!
I'm rooting for the ice.
>>157965661every team is ~50% canadians
>first penalty was committed by a black guy
bud1trbrother1trb lost
>>157965665What would a Canadian even do with a cup? They bag all their drinks.
>first penalty of the season is a black mangary doing everything he can to keep the black man down baka my head
>>157965665Doesn't the cup spend most time up here when it's passed around for the team?
INCREDIBLE FACT: no Canadian team has ever won a milly
>>157965670I'm rooting for the puck and for Gary's jersey sales
>>157965702nope
m. tkachuck probably has a nice cherry flavoured mouth guard which is why he chews it so much
Already bored, where is my steam deck
>staalnow that's a captain
>it's 1-0
>>157965706>Gary's jersey
Why don't any good teams play today?
i bet trbrother would be a good captain. if trb was named captain everyone would ignore him and not take him seriously and he'd lose the room instantly cause he's a bitch kek
marner to be healthy scratched for game 1
>>157965740he leaked the first period script
i bet coaches hide their mouths like this because they don't want lip readers to see how many N-bombs they're dropping
>>157965633No taxes don’t affect player decisions noooo
>>157965710Oh
what if ehlers was an eel
*woooing sounds*
>A ho
you just know that linesmen love faking out players during the faceoffs, those fuckers
Bussi is taking a pounding...
Good night hockey fans :)
>>157965745Because it's Tuesday and no one is watching, and Gary should have fought to get the season started on a weekend >you're fuckig fired, Gary
>>157965895nighty night
>>157965895
>>157965908did anyone ask for your stupid opinion?
Panthers playing way too sleepy. Gotta wake up.
eat rock candy
>>157965961
hockey has a dude named bussy too?im noticing
What a boring game. Any match up involving the Canes becomes unwatchable with their way of play. The NJDs of the 2020s
fight!!!
>>157965977You should also check out season two of Heated Rivalry, sailor
I'm gonna wear my jersey tonight while watching my team on the TV!
>>157965976jej
GIMME GIMME GIMME
>>157965999checked
Pitiful first fight of the season
>>157965961>>157965976Canadians are honourary Frisians.
FIGHT FOREVER!>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPFIGHT FOREVER>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Nic "WAKE THE FUCK UP" Deslauriers
black man got the first penalty, black man in the first fightgary, this is highly problematic
First fight of the season involves a black guy
>ImamaWhen did Ngubus started playing Hockey?
canes were going to score on that shift...
MAKE SOME NOISE
good fight, a draw
>>157966019Frisians are probably the hottest women on the planet
>>157966024THE OPTICS, GARY!THE OPTICS!
Bokondji Imama his parents immigrated from Congo to Canada, pretty cool this is like a legit African player.
>>157966046Gary "screw your optics, I'm going in" Bettman
>>157966046and in a former slave state no less!!!
>>157966051why would that be cool?
>>157966051
>>157966051Gudas is an honorary African in my book
>scoreless first intermission in North Carolina
SCORELESS DRAW
where are the goals gary
both these teams are just waiting for the mckenna debut
>>157966075Dont think there have ever been one now what I know of. Like PK Subban and similar ones dont count. >>157966082That one is Boer, a bit cool but its basically Dutch in South Africa so no>>157966085Dont know who that is.
>>157966094>>157966099thoughts on trbrother's acquisition of the property?
>>157966112Where are the shots, gary
technically is not scoreless but goalless
>>157966123I haven't heard what his tax plan is, so I'd prefer not to weigh in prematurely.
>>157966043I initially lost all hope of getting a 6'2 gf until I remembered the Netherlands exist. To any Dutch women reading this please come live with me in Tennessee and I will eat your pussy daily
>>157966138so you've accepted that you lost and he won?
Recycle>>157877343>>157877343>>157877343
>>157966164>5 day old recycleare we sure that's safe to eat?
Shant be posting in a cock eating thread
>>157966164Give it up already
