>>157982497thread rule: if you're gonna seethe, make it about the game. don't be a chud
>>157983767yankees suck lol
uh oh stinkees...
What do New York fags usually get at shake shack?
1st for my White Sox winning the World Series
>>157983745like you know shit about where to get good food
>>157983794delete this senor
>>157983752That's beautiful anon
Boston is a dump of a village
Japan may have invented bukkake but New Yorkers perfected it
>>157983785Denmark mentioned
god im so fucking sick of political commercials
what is /mlb/'s chip of choice? for me, picrel is undefeated, undisputed
>>157983795every american that comes to aus is blown away by the food
stinky doom kek
>red sox pitchers allowed to use foreign substance and display it all over his neckwhat the fuck man???
>>157983806purple doritos
My diet starts tomorrow.
We’ve got ourselves a slurperExplain yourselves Burgers
Reminder that no team in American Sports History has generate as much seethe as the hated New York Yankees
So whos the good guy here?
Drinking Bangs root beer
>>157983812Cum shitter has an endless supply of sticky shitty cum to work with, quit yappin’ and watch the ballgame.
>>157983822Dem cubbie bears
>pine tar in 2026
>>157983809Our shit is so heavily processed we're always impressed by real food in other countries Except Spain. Fuck Spanish food. I don't need ham and baguettes with every meal.
Good thing New York put that short field out there
>stankees pitchers allowed to cum shit and eat fried poopwhat the fuck man???
>>157983809you don't even have a cuisine. no one is blown away. they're being polite because that's what Americans do. they will exaggerate positivity to strangers
Is he still cheating after that?
>red sux
its over for everyone else The White Sox got the Pope on their side
>>157983806had some dill flavoured ones in Iceland earlier this year thought they’d be average but best chips I’ve had, wish I could get some here
>DINGARCIA
LUIS GARCIAFUCK YOUR PINE TAR BITCH
What do you guys think about pizza?
The one time they use the ump cam lol looked cool
Soxbros...
>switch to ump cam right before the home run the fix is in
>>157983798i legit miss her occasionally almost drunkenly booty called her plenty of times not worth the crazy though she was super depressed and on meds somehow still had a high sex drive on ssris
jesus fucking christ
HIGHLY suspicious camera timing
Brian Cashman officially had a great trade deadline.
>>157983860Chicago makes the best pizza than Detroit and maybe new York
>>157983835Spanish obsession with pork is so weird, it's a dirty animal
>>157983860Chicago clears all. Also shameless is the GOAT TV Show
bombston
sunny gay kek
CRACK ME OPEN A DIET JUAN SOTO *CR-CHHHHKKKK tsssssssssssss*
>>157983881It’s to root out jews, a holdover from the inquisition
for me it's Pommes Fritesmight make the trip to the city just to get the fries to munch on during the World Series
>>157983881im not a spic but I love pork chops, ham, bacon
>>157983861I wish they’d show that camera angle more, it makes HRs looks super kinoI think umpie has to keep his facemask on though
That’s a single in 29 other parks btw
>>157983895>Pommes Fritesthose are chips mate wtf
>>157983785Back in high school, I’d get so excited whenever I found "octopus-shaped sausages" in my bento box
>>157983881its performative (like their catholicism) because of them being an alandalus/muslim for 800 yearsgerman and polish pork mogs it hardgo yankees!
>>157983881I heard a lot of reviews about how good Spanish food is. Spent a couple weeks along the Mediterranean coast, had 3 memorable meals. Everything was bland. Even the homemade paella we were served was bland.
>>157983904no, these are >>157983806
and there it is
>base running coach>hitting coach>first and third base coach>bullpen coach>dugout coach>on deck circle coach>bench coach>seeds coach>pants coach>chewing coach>swearing coach>signs coach >sign stealing coach>sign hiding coach>first class coach >bat flip coach>cheating coach
>>157983871really dislike the behind the catcher view shit... you can't see anything
Sonny Gay kek
Mariano Rivera choked the only time it really mattered and they really needed him against the diamond backs in the world series
>>157983881go mets!
I'm sorry I swear I'm not trying to do like /pol/ baiting but it's fucking hilarious how basically every black baseball player from the 1980s/1990s has a half-white son. Griffey Sr is single-handedly holding down the fort lmao
>>157983897For me it’s the pork shoulder
>>157983910yum, would devour
>>157983918those are crisps
Red Sox bros, I don't feel so good
Luis Garcia had a 108.5 mph lineout in the first inningSo in the 4th inning he decided to simply hit it higher
>>157983910holy fuck... you are blessed to have grown up in such culture
>>157983931YES this also
>>157983917San Sebastian is where all the good food is, everywhere else in Spain is mid.
rally killer jizz
>>157983841oh yeah?
>>157983933no, this is
>>157983897pork chops are hella underrated. good cut at a low price
Suzyn Waldman would?
>>157983881you’re a dirty animal. Ever think of that?
>>157983917Similar to the relationship between English food and American food, Spanish food is just Latino food but with all the good spices taken out of it. Cubans have masitas, pork chunks marinated in this fantastic combination of citrus and a billion different seasonings, the Spanish have...pork chunks. With some salt or something.
>>157983955I fucked her
ABSOLUTE TANK 387’ 27/30 ballparks
>>157983948i've not seen that before tbqh
>S-tier meatschicken, fish, beef, lambeverything else has a high chance of being nasty
For me, it’s a good manchego
>>157983947HE CUTE
>>157983972>fishFish sucks, no thanks. I've never tried lamb tho but not really interested either.
LETS GO RED SOX WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
How's it feel knowing I bench 2 plates and can knock your bitch ass out spee
>>157983942Spain is the only trip abroad I've taken where I lost significant weight >inb4 fat americani went from 190 to 178 in 2 weeks because we walked everywhere and the food sucked so much I didn't want to eat anything from our host family or nearby restaurants after the first few days.
>>157983987lmao I doubt it
>>157983972Doesn't really leave much else
>sonny’s neckThere is an angle that someone zoomed in on that makes it look like pine tar for sure. Which of course would not be allowed if it is the case, but the umpire is supposed to check him when he comes off the field
>>157983767How come the Red Sox can’t score?
do you guys take snacks from home when you go holiday?
>>157983979he need about another 100lb Yummy
>>157983985get some cumin lamb from a Sichuan place. or lamb chops at a good Italian place>fish sucksbruh...
>>157983972All you need is chicken and fishBeef is for a steakhouse or a barbecue
>>157983809you're entire cuisine is steak and friesofc americans will love that
STRIKE FOURRRRR!!!!!!!
Just opened myself a beer to enjoy the game, cheers /sp/
>>157983960Cuban food is fuckin amazing
>>157983988who is the Gilf
>>157984001Depends on the trip
>>157983987Yea well o just put the entire dish washer away in less than two mins. Bitch.
>>157984000>27 scoreless innings
>>157983965Ht. I'd lick peanutbutter off her snatch any day.
perhaps we are all living in a New York Yankee world
>Be the Red Sox organization>Build the worst offense
>>157984009I dont know anything about your cuisine except Danish pastries which we have discussed previously
>>157984012cheers hermano
this game sucks when does padres-cubs start
Why play 162 games to “be rid of randomness in the data” then settle things with a three game series?
Red Sox can't win without cheating
>>157983997goat, pork, shellfish, crustaceans, horse, elk, boar, bugs, other birds, etc.although I will see Peking Duck prepared perfectly is sensational
>>157984003I love pigs they’re really sweet animals but god I love bacon and ham too
>>157984026nah those dogs are the only tongue that granny wants to lick her vagoo
>>157984014That's Suzyn, baseball.
>>157984001I take edibles
>>15798403810 pm et
>>157984040Just have a 100 game season but all the playoff series are 11 games long to eliminate randomness
>>157984012hell yeah bro. I'm sad I finished my tequila the other day.
Are the Red Sux really gonna get shut out for their entire short playoff run
>tfw too low social status to ever fuck a Asian chick Feelsbadman
test
>>157984031it's mostly just potatos and pork
why you swing at that garbage
>>157984067NICE!!!!!!!!!!
>spike leefairweather cocksucka
>>157984007you don't make steak at home? what about chili with ground beef?
>>157983917Craziness. Two of the best meals I've ever eaten in my life were in Sevilla and one of the Paradores
>>157984071stop posting porn you weirdo and you wont get ban
>>157984070Asians like seafood and I don't, so asian girls are a no from me
>>157984086chili is best with beans and saltine crackers
Why didn't you go to college and study marketing/advertising to make bank off of retarded liberty biberty commercials?
I woke up early to witness the Stankees winning a playoff series?F this gay earth
Solvang, CA is a mini Dane tourist town in coastal CA and it’s got all these little Danish bakeries that fuckin kill it. Love that place
>>157984067Who’s the chick on the right? She looks attainable
>>157984070Go for the grannies. I hear they are into the Roger Clemens look fat and roided.
your stankees, your sux
>>157984090i got banned for fact posting (racism)
>tfw uber eats teases you with a 50% discount but you don't want to spend money
>>157984096This shit is better than most food you'll find in europe
>>157984104ellen paige
>>157984097I studied engineering and make bank off oil companies
>>157984104She's the test tube wasian olympic gold figure skater not attainable
>>157984104She's an O's super fan. Quite attainable.
>>157984110I'm on the Hollywood diet myself ( tequila and cocaine) honestly feel better after than if I binged ate thousands of kcals
>>157984115wtf anon you dont like eating snails
>>157984122Every woman is attainable under the right circumstances. Some of them you can control, some you can’t. The key is recognizing your shot
>>157984096agreed. definitely need kidney beans, onions, garlic, and spicy peppers in my chilibut the real redpill is chopped spicy peppers in your chicken noodle soup to fire up the broth
>>157984122Eileen Gu?
>>157984116its Elliott, chud
hey thats an interesting patch of discolored skin on ur neck there u keep going to sonny gray
>>157984105most of these grannie's cant go for a long time in bed and thats becomes very boring very fast.
>>157984122asians are very attainable if you're just tall and white
>>157984131don't you worry about getting fent laced coke?
tracy is gonna get run out of town if he uses miller again here
STOP TOUCHING UR FUCKING NECK
>>157984147>deadnaming
>>157984097Because then you have to associate with moderate-charisma morons
>>157984138you had me up until you when all spic with the chicken noodle soup
>>157984135You guys are probably younger than me I guess go for it. I hung out irl with women they obsess over on /mu/ so it's possible though unlikely if you are outside a major city
>>157984157Fent laced coke is what keeps me from doing coke. You zoomers will never know the pure joy of bringing an 8 ball to the club, charming your way into VIP, and copping easy blowjobs from rando broads
The Red Sox could hit a boat if they fell into water.
>>157984125would you say that she's your avatar?
>>157984115Daily reminder that Europe had a 10000 year head start to invent the cheeseburger and still came up empty
>yankees fans coping when they are winningNever seen a more pathetic fanbase.
Fuck the Yankees
NO RUN SUPPORT to help out Sony and the other guy...FIRE THE RED SOX MANAGER HE IS TERRIBLE
The red sox may never score another run
Why isnt the umpire doing anything?
>>157984188Eurobros… our response?
It’s over
>>157984173it gives it a great kick>>157984176that happened to me once. went out with a rich friend to a strip club, he bought a table and drinks and laid out an 8 ball. ended up sucking a stripper's titties that night, fingering another stripper, and burying my face in another stripper's asscrazy how it makes outrageous shit seem normal when you're riding the lightning
>>157984203I dunno anon, maybe you should call them
>>157984210>poo peeland>european
>>157984193he's using something alright
>>157984179yes
For me it's Hannity on fox news during the commercial breaks
>>157984188yurosissies...
Adley Rutschman got traded, but he still has never won a post season game.
The Boston Red Sox have not scored a run in their last 26 postseason innings. In that time, which dates back to Game 2 of the 2025 wild card series, they are hitting .136/.183/.148 with one extra-base hit in 88 at-bats. The Yankees have shut them out through five again tonight.>t. Peff
That nigga had an illegal substance on his neck
>>157984220I am 100% more European than you Abdulnice try tho
>4 inning Sonny
Bostoners are the only people proven slower than molasses.
The New York Stankee Doodoo Poopoo Farts
>>157984228Adley wanted to be traded to Tampa so he could catch his former college teammate Rasmussen.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Belli don't be smelly
Taking out your ace early didn't work huh?
>>157984218NAH im good keep your kick. not every food needs hot peppers to be enjoyed.
>>157984210>>157984235why would you want to be European. it's a dying continent that will be carved out into vassal states. they've already doomed themselves by suffocating AI growth and will absolutely never be able to catch upbe a proud Kiwi
>>157984157That shit is propaganda but personally I never get blown that isn't a straight chunk off a block even though I know it's mostly rerocked fent would be straight powder
>>157984235they really dont know about the brother abel tasman makes columbus look like a fraud
incredibly retarded send
its over the Yank V Devils in the ALDS
>>157984266Agreed
too greedy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2 nights in a row Erik Miller replaced the starter and immediately gave up a run.
Yuros be like
>Ben Legume
Chad Tracey has CTE lmao made the same mistake at the same moment 2 nights in a row
>anti dramatic out call at home plate
Yankees have been consistently bad at base running this decade
>>157984252to each his own>>157984259I'd try it again if I knew I was getting 100% pure shit. maybe one day. I want to sow my wild oats in Colombia
fuck
The great Satan is winningDas not rite /mlb/
>>157984275that's a big mac
>>157984282The Yankees don’t run the bases to avoid running into outs
Red Sox you guys really suck ngl
this series is a complete slurperwill the red sox ever score
>stankee coaching
big sighhopefully the cubdres game is better
>>157984264Columbus was a fraud, couldn’t even rep his home townAbel would never
>>157984299the bright lights are to big for their manager
The Cubs are so much better than us
i really hate this semen slurping captcha my dudes
>>157984251took sonny gray out cuz he ran out of sticky stuff
>red sux when they can't cheat
>>157984313skill issue
why does it feels like this game is so fukken long... baseball only needs 7th innings
>>157984258>suffocating AI growth qrd?
Sonny Gray looked like Biden when they panned to him
>>157983955As long as Meredith is invited
>>157984313buy a pass
Unironically I think MLB has to at least consider opening an investigation into our 3B coach. That was such a catastrophically bad send that the possibility that he's got money on Boston has to be considered.
the sox entire season has been about turning losing situations aroundpay attention stankies, victory tastes sweeter when you have to earn it
morons will literally pay 2 dollars for the middle bun in a big mac hahahahahajust get a double with mac sauce hahahahahaone of the worst sandwiches in terms of meat per dollar ratio hahahahaedit: wow thanks for the upvotes hahahaha
>>157984270Spencer Jones isn’t hitting Erik Miller so I don’t think it’s that bad to just try something
>>157984345You don't know ball and it's embarrassing
>>157984331Baseball is all about multiples of 33 strikes, 3 outs, 9 innings, series of 3, 9 batters, 9 fielders
>>157984333they are vastly behind in the AI race. it's US at 1 with China a little behind. there is no close 3rd. Europe has no chance to ever regain its status as the peak of civilizationEurope, because of parliamentary republics, and EU, because of self-interested nations, have some of the world's worst regulatory hurdles which also paralyzes Europe from making progress in innovative areastrust me. never tell anyone you're European again. it is an objectively cucked continent
>>157984313it stops after u do it a few times and you're not a sperg
>>157984359You're replying to reddit copy pasta
I like a Big Mac
>>157984359Luis, I know you're embarrassed but you should really be focused on the game and not on defending yourself on /sp/
>>157984349asking for extra shit is cringe, just order a big mac
Mlb hasn't been good since my Royals won the WS
>>157984345Spencer Jones wasnt going to do anything with two outs in that spot anyway.
>>157984363habits are made to be broken and this game with still be going on pass 5 hour
Jizz Chimpscum earning style points
Red Sox will be looking to score a couple runs at least herethey run the risk of losing the game and the series if they don’t
>>157984309As a Yankees lifelong I’m afraid I agree
Jazz that's the closest you will ever get to imitate Willie Mays.
>>157984348>be mid>had a hot streak in summer>be mid since
piss pissum
>>157984391willie mays is his hero
>>157984379you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>157984392Update?
ok but really we cannot have another Yankees Dodgers WS, that'll basically be the last baseball until 2028
>>157984383Royals were a weak team, they beat a magic Met run no one saw coming. I doubt this claim.
>Yamamoto>Skubal>Snell>Glasnow>Ohtani (?)>Schlittler>Fried>Cole>Rodonwho would you rather have?
>>157984393As a Padres fan, I have to agree with you fellas
is cole schedule to start against the devil rays
>>157984349If it wasn't raining I would drive to cabins but I just got my car detailed
UH OH STINKYYYYY
>>157984417no one cares doyerpaco
SOX SCORED
uh oh
RED SOX SCORE
FUCK THE YANKEES
UH OH
we gone a ball game boys
>>157984371I usually get the easy one by now but this time it's refusing.ALSO FUCKJ
>>157984410Contreras just scored a solo HR, but I’ll keep you posted x
>>157984417>3.5 ERAS>2.5 ERAS
>>157984369this anon literally falls for everything
BASED CONTRERASWHY ARE THESE BIASED AS FUCK COMMENTATORS EVEN IN THE BOOTH DID YOU HEAR HOW DEPRESSING THAT CALL WASFUCKING LOSERS
IT'S OUTTA HERE LETS GOOOO
The ghost of John Hancock is up. He said LFG!!! NEVER GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.
Let's go
The Cubbies wouldn't have given up a homer there...
looks like a homer to me
Contreras mindfucked Fried with that trot kek
Beat the fucking shit out of that bald faggot
Red Sox just scored their first run in 27 innings and dudes walking around the bases good lord
Was it a home run???
>>157984464hubba hubba
holy fuck this faggot on commentary is such a yankees dick rider it’s pathetic
Max PoachedMax Hard BoiledMax ScrambledMax Benedict
to think the Cubbies torn that great team apart because Theo wanting all of the credit and the owners told him NO
>>157984463Ugh sigh our yanks… :(I light switch to the cubs game
We got ourselves a ball game
might need that 3rd run now jank'ems....
>>157984412>Ventura >Moose >Hosmer >Salvy Wild cope
>>157984339Damn TIL Meredith is 6 ft tall
>>157984476I wonder how Lou would react if Girardi said that Max should throw at the next guy up?
it's alright, Aaron Judge will get that run back in the next inning!
>>157984481sensiblechuckle.gif
where's the cubdres game thread
>>157984492I used to work with a girl like Meredith and she was super into me but I was a retard porn brained coomer who thought he’d be settling. Thank god I grew up
Willson Contreras is a loser man holy shit
>>157984485I'm going to too. I'm so jealous of the Cubbies
Lads I have to water fast todayLord give me strength
>>157984481been impartial to max baked recently
>>157984464what happen to my 4chan that spics and poojeets posting about peppers and big booty Latinx and curry are standard practices along with smelly Indian whores
Great work Max Fried. Yankees get 12.1 combined IP of one-run ball with 16 strikeouts from their starters in these first two games.
why are 4chan neets who provide no value so racist
>>157984517yeah that’s it, not the collusion between Moot, Jeffrey Epstein, and Steve Bannon that turned this place into a migger hive as revealed in the Epstein files.
>>157984503>>>>157984506157984528>>157984528
>>157984517You need to settle down with the social commentary
>>157984470You can’t convince me that’s a homer if the fan lets it land
LETS GO CROCHET WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
is Crochet, dare I say, BACK????
Why is this guy wearing minty pads? Is he sponsored by altoids
>croshitkek
safe
Half stepping motherfucker of a catcher doesn’t know ball
Safe by a mile not even close.
>>157984517Mexicans are based but you're right about the jeets
safe!
>call is overturned
Back of the bag ass motherfucker on first doesn’t know ball
>>157984533MAGA is not on every board shitting and pissing up the place. 2016 was 10 tens ago
The DEInkees
rutschman is terrible at defense
Steve Bartman vibes
>strike out>reach base anywayYankee mystique
Yellow shoes ass motherfucker can’t even field the gap
I thought they were a top defense team
fucking suck boston fuck you
>>157983806Kettle salt and vinegar, or pic very related if I pop into the English pie shop the next town over. These are ridiculous.
jays would have won this series
Micky mouse Jew stadium is probably the gayest in the MLB
jfc
I'm telling ya, Adley wanted to be traded to Tampa instead of Boston. He wanted to be with Drew Rasmussen.
NICE JOB GAYCHET
>CroshitThis fraud almost won the Cy Young last season
ohnonono
>>157984582damn ive been here a decade
>>157984575only a spic would consider another spic based
AHHHHH FUUUUUUUUU YEEEESSSS THE KIDS WILL CARRY US TO VALHALLA
Just put the ball in play and let the Red Sox beat themselves.
>>157984610damn those sound good
Never trust a guy named after some shit your grandma does
I've seen enough. Give the Dodgers the championship.
>>157984533We have to go back
This Red Sox team may be the worst lineup I have ever seen and I watched 60 games of the 2026 New York Mets
How many top prospects did Boston trade to get a catcher that is singlehandedly losing the game for them?
boston in big trouble
The hits keep coming
They even let the black guy get one wtf I thought Boston was racist
Strike out for a triple, very cool!
>>157984621Newfag
I waited all year for Crochet to come back.Bros, I want the whole team traded except for like 3 players
>poopston red sux
>Jizz Chimpholm Jr.
this game is ova switching to cubs
>>157984636Do you have the scores from the 2006 Boston Massacre II?
apologize.
JIZZED
My favorite crustacean streaming site doesn’t seem to be showing the game. Does anyone have a link please?
Jazz just owns Crochet
This was obviously a very desperate attempt to salvage the series. Blame the shit bats more than the pitching.
Dave portnoy is gonna be so mad
>CROSHIT
>>157984639I’m not jewish or Mexican so I’m not going anywhere
>>157984505sucks when you get older and see every dumb fuckup where you could have gotten laid but didnt in 20/20 vision. Especially in this celibate ass decade.
>>157984610salt and vinegar is a top tier flavour
what was that pussy throw
What was that throw?
stinkees rispies incoming
“Ow my ligaments”- Garrett Crochet after the game, probably
the Yankees even get baserunners on strikeouts. I’ve never seen a single bad thing ever happen to this organization !!
>>157984660buffstreams
>Yankees have a white guy named Rice>Yankees have a black guy named Jazz
>Buston fielding
my idiot brother who is a steelers fan insists that tom brady only won as many rings as he did because of rigged games and cheating, despite the evidence that brady is no doubt the greatest quarterback to ever live
BASED BUNTS
>>157984517The only two guys I know from school who post here are both beaners. I know a jeet but I really doubt he visits here. The beaner guys seethe about jeets irl too so…
>>157984665A day where Dave Portnoy is suffering is a good day for humanity
Red Sox are the worst team in playoffs
BUNT CHAD
NOBLETIGER WATCH
>sending out crochet who hasn’t pitched since april in a 2-1 playoff gamechad tracy should be fired
>>157984655And there it is
FUCK /MLB/ALL YOU PUSSY NIGGAS SAID MY YANKEES HAD BAD FUNDAMENTALSFUCK YOU SUXK MY DICKWE DUCKING BUNT NOWWE 100-0 BUNT GAWD UNIVERSE
>>157984693Why do you hate him so much he's harmless
>>157984689Tell your brother the Anons on 4chan think he is dumb and Brady is undisputed goat. I say this as a Jets fan.
>>157984689gene pool like lake baikal over here
>>157984693I fucking hate that jared carrabis loser from barstool on x
>>157983955OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS, ANON IS SUCKING ON MY CLITORIS
>>157984626OUR FARM SYSTEM IS A PLAYOFF RISER COOKING MACHINE
>>157984689Remind your brother that Ben Roethlisberger only won as a many rings as he did because the police in Pittsburgh didn't prosecute him for (allegedly) raping a woman at a bar
kino smoll bawl
Outside of the bad send at third, the Yankees are playing World Series level baseball. Everyone.
Dave Portnoy is the Ben Roethlisberger of bar rapes
pitchcom more like bitchcom amirite? just use your fingers for signs it was the perfect system
wtf I come back and Crochet fucked it??
Lmao, Croshit is going back on the IL.
I will always perceive wells as an automatic out, don't care how hot he actually is.
>>157984735One incident was in Georgia the other was in Lake Tahoe.
>>157984758sure did
>>157984718You just can't predict baseball, Suzyn
I’ve genuinely never seen a more embarrassing performance than the 2026 Red SoxShouldn’t have even bothered showing up !!
The bugs bunny changeup The tweety bird sweeperThe Daffy Duck knuckleballThe porky pig sliderThe Marvin the Martian forkballThe Yosemite Sam slurve The Tasmanian Devil four seamer
For the Red Sox, it's joever.>eliminated in the WC>>20 and 22 in their last 42>11 and 15 in their last 26>5 and 9 in their last 14>>now seven games in back of WC1>only three games up on WC3I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED*>TOO>SOON*MIT-cheated, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
Please tell me you screencapped that facepalm lol
is this game over should I watch the cubs get gaped?
>>157984773georgia is the asshole of america. Its too bad sherman didn’t torch the entire state
Reminder: There are real Yankees fans who booed Brian Cashman last weekWho do you think built this super-team ??
There's nothing wrong with Olive Garden
Will the Red Sox cry like they did in 86?
that's foul?
>Roman Anthony (still on the team but dead)>Marcelo Mayer>Kristian Campbell>Kyle Teel>Brayden Montgomery>Chase Meidroth>Connelly Early>Anthony EyansonThe Red Sox used all these prospects to get them two wild card exits.
FOUL! FOUL! FOUL!
Contreras is so lazy fielding his position
>>157984807Yes
>>157984780good post
why is 4chan so untrusting of science?
I genuinely don't remember a yankees dominance of the red sox in the playoffs quite like this before
Yankes winning via smallball is incredibly funny
has spike lee made a single good movie
In this inning the Yankees keep doing the thing I’m told the Yankees are incapable of doing and don’t value. How is that possible?
how do you say "its over" in bostonian
>>157984786It might be now time to tune to the cubs/padres.
FUCK MASSACHUSETTS!!
HOME RUN
SOX BTFO
and it's over
>>157984823Fauci being anointed the savior of mankind via governmental gaslighting.
IT'S OGRE
it's so over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>1579848241999 ALCS was completed in 5 games
Belli bang
oh dear that is quite a blow to the Red Sox’s chances one would have to say
>>157984827Who are these Yankees? If they play small ball baseball is in trouble.
Why are cubs and Padres fans so gay and juvenile? Have you had a look at their game thread?
wow
wow. nail in the coffinanyone got the Cubs/Padres game thread?
Raped Sox lol
BELLI BOMB
GET FUCKED, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CALL US OLIVER CROMWELL THE WAY WE'RE RAINING HELL ON THESE FUCKING MICKS>>157984828I've never watched it myself, but my dad is a huge fan of the movie "He Got Game" which is loosely based on Ray Allen's childhood. My dad often cited it while making me practice basketball for hours after school.
The red sox are who we thought they were.
holy fuck dude
:(
>turns game off and leaves thread
Red Sox fucking suck holy shit.If I was a Red Sox fan I'd be breaking my TV rn
bomb ston kek
It's joever
BELLI BOMB AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>157984685Thanks bro
>The shantytown of Massachusetts
More like ded sox am I right
>>157984861>>157984528
>>157984858/mlb/ anons who are or pretend to be California and Cubs fans are unironically and literally lonely and mentally disturbed faggots, trannies, and weebs.
>>157984883Bye!!
>>157984883genuinely this
Who tf is stopping the yankees?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK BOSTON
Now we get three innings to watch them suffer.Enjoy it. Thoroughly.Fuck Boston.
>>157984828Do the Right Thing, Inside Man, and 25th Hour are great. Summer of Sam was pretty good from what I remember
DAVID ORTIZ DID STEROIDS AROLDIS CHAPMAN IS A LIAR
>>157984905Tampa, probably
>>157984858West coasters are genuinely mentally ill. If you participate in any generals on spee you will notice the fans of West coast teams are on another level of pathetic childishness and degeneracy. They also don't know ball.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Did anyone honestly think that Boston was winning this series with how anemic their bats have been the entire month of September leading up to this?
3 game series are too short for such important deciding moments of the season
>>157984905Nobody is beating this Yankees super-team !!This is the greatest roster that has ever been constructed in baseball history
>>157984928Tampa doesn't have the depth to compete with this, White Sox will beat the Yankees through divine intervention
>Infinite ERAgg crochet
>>157984940That's the price you pay for not winning more games out of the 162 played previously in the regular season.
>>157984905Tampon Gay Gays
no judge btw
>>157984942>the greatest roster that has ever been constructed in baseball history>couldn't even win their own division
>>157983767KWAB
>>157984947Infinite ERA while also getting a strikeout. Truly remarkable.
>The Yankees are embarrassing the Red Sox. It is 8-1 after a three-run homer from Cody Bellinger. They have now outscored them 17-1. This series is over. — Peff
McMahon is the only Yankee in the lineup to have not scored a run tonight>yet
Fuck Tom Suozziwhat a dirt bag
Fried’s next inning: game 3 (home)
i thought this series was going to be kino...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Start spreadin the news
The Red Sox getting tricked by 1 month of good baseball to buy at the deadline to have this happen to them is a great joy in my life
>>157984928No
IT'S STILL BREATHING. OMG!!!
>>157984982Kek
what was the point of the red sox run during july if they were just gonna get dicked in the wild card?
>Willson Contreras pimps a home run and stares down Max Fried >Yankees score 6 runs right after
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nobody turn off your tvs yet, this has the potential to be catastrophically funny if they get another one
28 is actually happeningFUCK
>>157985028Agonal
>Nick Sogard
VenezolANO BTFOOORED KEKS BTFOOO
>>157985051It's bed time
Reminder:David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>Toy Story
>>157985037Have them make rash decisions at the deadline that gets them nowhere long term for the keks.
>>157985051His stuff looks great that’s just a porch homer it happens
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sogard's sad face in the stupid green monster hat after the useless solo shot. kek
>>157985051I already turned it off
>>157985065It's insanely fucking funny that Ortiz did steroids but he's allowed in the hall because he's a nice guy and everyone likes him. Now look at the roiders who aren't allowed in the hall: Bonds, A-Rod, Clemens, guys who were infamously dickheads. And then there's Schilling, who didn't even do roids but was just an asshole, that was enough to get him blacklisted.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How fast is this lame ass weirdo Contreras gonna sprint out the stadium when that final out hits?No slow trotting when it’s time to go home lmfao
>>157985058dick sogay kek>>157985060He's going to OD'd on boofing coconut milk again, kek.>>157985065Many are saying this. Also, Cora cheated.
why aren't the red sox using their MIT grad?
>>157985063
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>boston
>>157983881Are you some sort of carpet riding rapist or some shekel loving pedophile?
>>157985075>>157985091Feel like you can't really be using this as shit-talking material in NY, our mayor marched in the Pride Parade this year and last year we invited Trump (who waved a gay flag on stage and has a gay guy as his Treasury Secretary) to the clubhouse to yuck it up with the boys. And only Stanton and Jazz were based enough to not want anything to do with that weird homo.
>>157984940objectively true as a Yankees fan but moronic boomoid cuckold trash like the first reply you got will justify bullshit with some pull yourself up by the bootstraps shit instead of fixing the system
>>157984940Better than the MLB's insane one-game Wild Card thing they were doing a few years ago
you can never count out the gritty comeback red sox... they want it to be hard
>redsox>2004>took steroids>cheated>>red sox>2018>wore apple watches>cheated>>red sox>2026>hired a guy from MIT to hack pitchcom>cheatedWhy are the Red Sox such cheaters?
>>157985120>If only you knew how bad things really are.
Fucking meme stadium
>>157985153They're a loser franchise that can't win without cheating unlike my Astros who proved they were winners in 2022
>>157985108do you have the one of rodgers blocking the nfc north
>>157985190red sox can't complain about meme stadiums
>>157985190cry moar
NEWTHREADWHEN.
>bustmanwhat did the red sox give up for him again?
>>157985204
>>157985250this game is dead who fuck wants that
the yankees may be better without judge in the lineup
>>157985190Why doesn't the other team just hit the ball in the same spot?
>>157985269this. hes more of a threat on the bench. the threat that at any time he could be subbed in is what is making red sox pitching be so conservative and weak.the rays will make the same mistake. they just fear the IDEA of judge coming in.
Anyone see that coal burner? Why do they always look so trashy?
>>157985253
>>157985100remind me again how many rings the yankees have had since 2009?
>>157985281Black people influence
Why did the manager take an ace pitcher out early in two straight games? Why did they make this guy fulltime manager without seeing him in the postseason?
>>157985284
>>157985298
aaron judge can't suck in the playoffs if he doesn't play. checkmate atheists.
>>157985295Say it with me….. 3 MORE YEARS
>>157985271Because the Yankees play 81 games there dumb fuck. While every other team only gets a handful or none at all in some instances with non-divisional opponents. The Yankees disproportionately benefit from the short porch more than any other team and you'd know that if you used your FUCKING BRAIN
>>157985323Sox dimensions are just as dopey simmer down gay boy
>>157985323Ben Rice would have 50 HRs if he played in Camden Yards. There’s no crying in baseball pussy.
>>157985323And the Rockies get the benefit of thin air for 81 games to hit the ball far. But I don't see anyone complaining about that.
>>157985345A human being didn't design and construct the Rockies to benefit their baseball team.
Redsox bullpen has allowed 15ER in 5 IP this series, that almost seems fake
>>157985323The position of the wall doesnt change the trajectory off the bat. Your example is giga retarded and makes no logical sense.
>>157985352No, but human beings made a decision to place a team there knowing very well the benefit they would be getting.
Aaron Boone double stealing up 6 he is MY manager of the year
>>157985369So, what, Colorado just shouldn't be allowed to have a baseball team? Is that really the conclusion you're drawing here?
Boone is a genius.It sounds crazy but opposing pitchers are legit terrified of Judge, so they do pitch everyone else ahead of him in the lineup lighter to avoid the damage he can do.But if Judge is on the bench, with 15 other bench position players, Judge can theoretically be subbed in ANY TIME. meaning pitchers have to throw way more strikes just out of sheer fear he will come in. incredible. Judge almost has more value in NOT playing.
>>157985384>Colorado just shouldn't be allowed to have a baseball team?Baseball is not designed for high elevation so no
>>157985323The visiting team plays there too, retard.
>>157985369Don’t argue with that retard. Take away what he did tonight, shows he is a complete dumbass and has no idea what he is talking about. Yankees were winning this game long before Bellinger’s home run.
>>157985323so it was fair that the orioles just decided to move their left field wall back in LITERAL RESPONSE to giving up a lot of homers there?
>>157985412I'm sorry, but this is honestly, truly, a retarded opinion.
>>157985376Anyone whining about unwritten rules in this case has never hated anything enough to get it.
>>157985406wow…never thought of it that way….
>>15798529228 soon. Cope and sneed.
>>157985292I'm very sorry that your least favorite baseball team is going to advance in the postseason this evening.
>>157985439nice dodge retardenjoy getting bounced in the next round
>>157985450The Yankees are indeed not done.
>>157985447the dodgers are my least favorite
>>157985406should every team have a crazy bench threat then? should the rays sign barry bonds to sit on the bench? like he never plays but…the other team has to ask WHAT IF??
>>157985450Just a reminder that you caused the Red Sox to get their teeth kicked in with your obsessive hate.
>>157985425No that's also dumb meme bullshit that I hate
lolsox getting raped and gaped by the Yankees on national tv for the second night in a row
>>157985376I don't think I've seen him be this aggressive in a long time.
>>157985447you're not the number one bad guys anymore, i'm sorry
>>157985450>WEjust won 3 of 4 against the rays, plus the rays revealed their strategy of using 1 pitcher per inning. yanks are prepared
>>157985480Trent also laid down a great bunt that loaded the bases in that big inning.
weeating gud
>>157985487You're gonna get rekt
>>157985484Our zero-cost lease on the vast empty space in your skull will continue to be renewed every month.
>>157985450Hiding under the skirt of other teams is in poor form. Muh rangs thoughever.
>>157985484
>>157985487fuck, are the rays really gonna do that again?
>>157985511>>157985507but i like the yankees though
Red Sox were absolutely raped and gaped by the Yankees in this series
>>157985507Brain eating amoeba would starve to death in his cavernous skull
>~40 posts by the namefaggot>0 repliesfucking LMAO
Imagine the smell?Smells like victory!
>>157985519Well, I don't like you. You are not like me at all. You don't own as many jerseys or bobbleheads or other memorabilia as I do. You do not have a Yankees tattoo on your chest. You will never be on my level.
>>157985497imagine letting a huge, groaning, asshole puckering, YELLOWY load out on that tanned tummy
>>157985519Ok and I prefer the events of the last two days to your fan fiction.
>>157985540BEABETTERMAN
>>157985528We own you.
just need 7 runs here boys
There is a new ownership group in Boston.
man i hate contreras i also hate the sensitive red sox for being upset about stealing up 6
>>157985565Lmao this is amazing hahahahahahahahaha the 2nd had embarrassment I have for Sox fans still posting on here is on another level
>>157985563Kill yourself now while you still have the memory of a Red Sox postseason game in your mind, because you're never going to see it again after this. We have gaped your team so bad that they'll never play again.
>>157985496We bunted yesterday too. Wondered what changed in Boone. And put Ali Sanchez out there, I've seen enough. >chad tracy>is a beta
I genuinely am dreading Judge coming into the lineup. Were hot right now dont fuck this up with Judge being ICE COLD on top of him being ICE COLD in post seasons in general
RED SUCKS SOCK MY DICK GET REKT BITCHES LEARN YOUR PLACE
>>157985593how are you posting so fast
>>157985575Willson Contreras pimping walks down 7 in the 9th of an elimination game lmao
>>157985606I'm better than you.
>>157985565OH NO NO NOHOW WILL THEY RECOVER
>>157985606You’re gay LOL
>>157985598nah judge wont play. hes just a bench threat
>>157985598Judge’s value is that he forces opposing pitching to ease up on the rest of the order. Boone realized we get maximum value from this if theres always a consistent threat he MIGHT sub in
Champagnes ready
ITS NOT OVERRAYS YOURE NEXT
>>157985606Because fuck the period sox and fuck you, that's why.
>>157985647Why would they pitch around a guy who hasnt batted in like 90 games
The veneco is here
>be red sux>lose
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
Rinse, repeat, advance.
MASSACHUSETTS IS THE 6TH BOROUGH FUCK YOU PERIOD SOX
>>157985688i dont know. but they do, look how the red sox gave up softies to guys like wells.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YANKEES DID IT
BUSTONUSTON
NEWS STATUS:SPREAD [X]NOT SPREAD [ ]
The Yankees win theeeeeeeeeeeee yankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees wiiiiiiiin!
>>157985692Where
>>157985693She was so good when she was on the yankees beat.. dead career now it feels like
Yankees win, are good.
>>157985709YANKEES WIN
Kek, that “Biggest ass-whooping in the ALWS” stat they showedSee ya next time Sux
Mets and Jay fans start getting ready to cheer for the Rays
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Game 1: 6:30pm on SaturdayGame 2: 8:00pm on MondayIn the Trop.
>>157985725She went full deranged woke when the Astros/Osuna lockeroom thing happened and during Covid. Fuck her.
Tampa is about to get steamrolled
