Wild Card Round, Day 3Phillies vs Braves, 8 PM EDT on NBCelimination dayPreviously, on /mlb/. -->>>157984380
He's a dick but he is not wrong. MLB GMs hyper-obsession with analytics does not allow room for good ol' baseball instincts and common sense.
>Cusb>PCAIs that your MVP? kek
These boys have TWTW this year.
>>157989047another L for the analytics nerdshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2asGeItzGWM
>>157989056MVP is a regular season award. Same for Yordan.
Which heathen club will be the next eliminated?
why are there no games tomorrow
you Cubs niggas are welcome to root for the REAL Chicago team now, as God himself has chosen
in the 0.5% chance there's actually a Brewers White Sox World Series, who do the Cubs fans root for?
>>157989103pca winning mvp is still their world series
The Chisox WILL be an inspiration to the Rox. Rocktober WILL return in 2027.
>>157989047he sounds like he is also taking a shot at the young players on the team (though i don't think they had many rookies) by saying you need veteran guys.i don't think the veterans on boston played particularly well, either.
>>157989113*sweeping the doyerpacos
>>157989103It's more like a 6% chance
>>157989103Nobody? Most fans of most teams don’t watch after their team got eliminated. Hardcore fans of baseball will watch with no rooting interest either way.
>>157989114That's why I wanted you guys to let us win on Saturday. Fuck you.
>>157989114how will dinger avoid the incoming lockout
>>157989130self-fossilization
>>157989114holy fucking baseddoyers finally going down!
>>157989047>in modern baseball it's hard to find where the front office ends and the dugout begins - Sun Tzu
>>157989084travel
>>157989047They could have lost 18-3
dodgers
The Cubs fucking suck. Good riddance. PCA should go to the White Sox
I'm excited for the game tonight. It's a shame we only got 1 game 3 though if I'm being honest. I would have preferred 2 games today. But that's just me being selfish I guess.
kwab
is Front Row Amy coming to the NLDS games in Milwaukee? I miss that hag.
>>157989166It's too late. I've already depicted you as the inconsolable PCAjack and myself as the unbothered chad Jim Miller.
>>157989177this bitch is like 70 now let it go. yelich's mom is way better
>>157989159We don't want him.
>>157989199>TWO GATORADES
>>157989196They should change the name to Milwaukee Milkers I thinkYeah
>>157989203It gives him the power to crank astro killing 3 run homers
>>157989204There's already an indy ball team called the Milwaukee Milkmen.
>>157989203kek I love two scoops
milwaukee churners
>>157989084Don't you like day games during the work week?
I stroke it to the eastAnd I stroke it to the westAnd I stroke it to the woman that I love the bestI be strokin'
>>157989241I need to buy some merch
>>157989241NiceWait>Men
>>157989250theres no excuse for having an off day in the first round
>>157989269>most vulnerable peckerwood
She'd say "Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence CarterClarence Carter, ooh shit, Clarence Carter"
Let me ask you somethingHow long has it been since you made love, huh?Did you make love yesterday?Did you make love last week?Did you make love last year?Or maybe it might be that you planning on making love tonightBut just remember, when you start making loveYou make it hard, long, soft, shortAnd be strokin'I be strokin'I stroke it to the eastAnd I stroke it to the westAnd I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huhI be strokin'
FACT: My shitty bad awful no good Mariners would probably have beaten the Popesox.
>swept by the padres
>sweep Astros>go 21 years without winning a postseason series>sweep Astros again
>>157989313>refuse to elaborate
>>157989067The savage pagans that go by the Guardians now are next. May God's justice be swift.
>>157989318The White Sox won the World Series in 2005 when they swept the Astros, who were still in the NL at the time. They then went 21 years without winning a postseason series until yesterday, when they finished a sweep of the Astros.
PCA didn't break 10 WAR this season. Ended at 9.8. https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/crowape01.shtml
>>157989332It's part of the meme ya dip
We're getting White Sox vs Padres. The Brooke Fletcher Series.
>@JeffPassan>National League MVP favorite Pete Crow-Armstrong has requested a trade to the Chicago White Soxholy shit...
>>157989334True, but there are still retards who go by fWAR for some reason.
>>157989335That's a dumb meme
>>157989338>it's realscuba kek
>>157989325They will convert or die.
I just want Hololive Night to return next season. The World Series champ has to host it.
uhhh yankeebros...?
why didnt the cubs seek out a blessing from the pope?
>>157989362
>>157989362>>157989366this is everything, and im here for it
Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me, maybe?
>>157989362uh ohMetsfags are going to have a field day from this.
>>157989362>>157989366Is this the Pinstripe Pony Club?
>>157989362the new barn ain't it man
lol wtf is Kazuma Okamoto's websitehttps://kazuma-okamoto.net/
>PCA and Yordon will still be the 2026 MVPs>Poodres will be forgotten and their loyal Pacos jump ship to support their Chorgers
>>157989420>pacos supporting the chargersas if! they support the 49ers
>>157989384this rules actually
>>157989572I can't wait to play golf every Saturday for the next 6 months
whats the story with the white sox this year? only asking because that post game interview of a japanese white sox player is making the rounds on twitter and they seem to have busted out the ski goggles and champagne for getting past the wild card? is that normal?
>>157989637they went 60-107 last year so literally no one expected them to be in the playoffsand everyone expected the japanese guy to be a bust when he came over
>>157989647>60-107*60-102, sorry, im day drinking
>>157989572>>157989579Golf is boring.
In 2023 Chris Getz newly promoted to GM after Rick Hahn and Kenny Williams got fired said very bluntly "I don't like our team". This caused massive wildfires across Sox fans and media alike slamming the irony of it saying Getz was also responsible and the chants of "sell the team" were never higher into the following year when they broke the record for most losses in a season in history.However, since then Getz also has either quietly or loudly jettisoned practically every single member of those 100 loss teams except for one Andrew Benintendi and now in 2026 with a team so new that a record breaking 15 rookies made their MLB debut, they not only have a winning season again with 84 wins but made the postseason for the first time in 5 years and even have won a postseason series for the first time in 21 years.This feels like the kind of unbelievable story they make movies out of.
>>157989647Not only did they think he would be a bust, they all thought he was going to be trade bait if he was good.
>>157989637They lost over 100 games in 25, 24, and 23, they deserve to celebrate.
>>157989654that's just your opinion
>>157989656>>157989637
>>157989656very nice breakdown
>>157989647>>157989660thanks bros
>>157989656It's not that big of a drought.
>>157989656>except for one Andrew BenintendiHow did he do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYGxY5icxjcWhat do you think Berto's up to right now?
>>157989656>>157989660>>157989647>>157989637People truly fail to comprehend just how bad things were before this year. This rant became infamoushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYGxY5icxjc
>>157989682day drinking
>>157989684>>157989682I'll bet he feels silly now.
>>157989684>>157989682the "JAKE BURGER" part still lives rent free in my head and every time I hear his name I instantly hear it in that voice
>>157989695maybe now but he was wholly justified at the time and even more than justified that the year after they set the loss record.People naysayed Getz when he was hired including me but we all have to admit and apologize to him, he truly purged the trash off this team (literally every player except Benny) and turned it around in ways that we couldn't even have begun to imagine then.
>>157989671It's not so much about how long it's been as it is about how hopeless they were just 2 years ago.The Sox did a "rebuild" 2017-2019 to form a competitive window that was supposed to last at least through 2024. They got 2 first round exits out of it before it crumbled catastrophically, resulting in a record-breaking nightmare season. The fact that they are back in the postseason so quickly is nothing short of a miracle.
>>157989673Red Sox legend
>>157989705Davis Martin got 10 starts on that team.
>>157989719Yankee legend. too.
>>157989673>Andrew Supernintendo
>>157989729Oh. I thought the Dart was later. Now that you mention that what about Burke isn't he also long tenured? I know Vargas was there with his infamous despair shot in the dugout but that was only after the trades in the second half.
>>157989673>>157989719>>157989730Future Mariners legend Andrew Benintendi. >>157989713Oh I know it's just funny to see people despairing over missing the postseason for 5 years or whatever relatively short period.
damn you red sox and cubs!! at least put up a fight
Berto owes me an apology
>>157989740both those teams are for fags
>>157989362>>157989366these are obviously Jewish refugees from Citi Field
>>157989656One of the most noticeable changes is less aggressive hitters in the lineup. Colson Montgomery seems like the only kind of hitter that would really fit with old Sox, and he's capable of playing SS so it's not that big of a deal.Guys like Meidroth and Antonacci would have never gotten any run.
>the damage control has already begun
>>157989637>they seem to have busted out the ski goggles and champagne for getting past the wild card? is that normal?Yes literally every team does this
>>157989713Rebuilds are vastly overrated. They have like a 30% success rate and that is if you could success as like 5 years of success. If you say success is winning a World Series it’s even worse. Even something like the Cubs, obviously it was a success because they got a championship out of it, but within like 3 years they were selling that team off.I really think rebuilds are something bad GMs convince stupid owners to do, and dopey fans go along with it because they think they’re building the next Astros (the best rebuild).
>>157989773god back then when we had nothing but 1b/dhs that swung for the fences every time and then worse we tried to stick them in the outfield like sheets and vaughntruly dark times
tonight, one of these teams will get eliminated by the Dodgers…https://youtu.be/iEh0FCYw3Dk?is=4fYNo0dVct3N3efL
>>157989656The White Sox and Getz have laid the foundation for how to rebound from a losing era. purge every last one of those fucking loser bums
>>157989804>former Met Luis Robert Jr
>>157989804but>>157989673
>>157989384email him and find out
What's also insane to consider that many people don't know is that during the time the Sox were setting records and continually losing, the farm system was killing it like their AA Bham Barons winning not just the 2024 but also 2025 championship. And now this year the single A Winston Salem Dash won their championship. And those teams were filled with players like Sam Antonacci who are now on the big league club winning together like how did they when they were down there.It's just truly amazing to see.
It's not completely crippling given the team's payroll flexibility. Maybe the veteran leadership and league-average bat still hold some value. But you just know Jerry Reinsdorf is sitting in his owner's box shaking his head every time Benintendi rolls over and sends a chopper to second base.And that's where this contract has truly set the White Sox back.Reinsdorf is the kind of owner who uses deals like this as justification to avoid spending real money in free agency. It becomes the excuse. The reason the White Sox are "priced out" of free agents who command $15 million per year — which won't even get you a mid-rotation starter in today's market.If Chicago wants to complement its young core with legitimate pieces, ownership has to invest. The last rebuild proved you can't rely solely on homegrown talent and rookie deals. At some point, you need to make a splash.Reinsdorf has always been risk-averse with long-term contracts. And when the one time he does take the plunge comes back to bite him, it reinforces every bad instinct he already has.
>>157989858Retard
>>157989855It’s a total crapshoot. A lot of guys who are good im AA or A or even AAA aren’t big league players. Mets lost an entire generation of prospects to this. Baty, Vientos, and Mauricio are AAAA players. Alvarez is a barely passable catcher and only because of his offense. And he was once the #1 prospect in all of baseball.
>>157989804>oof, madone
>>157989858fans are still very apprehensive that with Ishbia being still 2 years away, Jerry won't pay up for MuneBut then again his contact rate being as bad as it is, maybe he's played himself to a lower value so then can extend him more "comfortably" in Jerry's eyes.>>157989871Very true but the part about it for me is how the young guys developed together and played winning baseball while they did and as they came up they were congratulating each other on their call ups and genuinely so happy to come and play together. As I detailed earlier. 15(!) rookie debuts for this team this year. Wow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YspEmO4xMdo
>>157989027Get rid of the best of 3 shit and go with a best of 5
>>157989899and moreOne thing the Sox PR and marketing did very well this year was document practically every moment of these rookies from them getting the call, to the official announcement, to their debut and first hit/strike out. It's so good to seehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/TlyE3rtbpz0
>>157989900No :)
>>157989900NO, only teams competitive enough to force a game 3 should be allowed to play even a token game in October.
Andy Green is going to turn the Mest around next season. Padres made a huge mistake firing him. The Padres will regret it.
>>157989899They found good players, developed them well, and it worked out. I’m happy for them and the fans. I hope they can turn it around for good. I’m just saying that success in the minors is so different than success at the majors. If those young kids were more like Baty and Vientos then the ChiSox would have been bad this year… and you don’t know until they get to the bigs.
Wasn't the Cubs touted as the best offensive team in MLB?>1 run in 18 postseason innings What happened?
>>157989961Only way the Mets turn around is to get fucked up the ass.
GuardsBrewersDodgersStank'ems
>>157989204What are they feeding girls in Milwaukee?
>>157989783you can't even do an astros-style rebuild any more since you're no longer guaranteed the number one pick for being the worst and you can't tank for multiple years without losing picks for it
>>157990024It's all fake based on the stupid windy ballpark they play in.
>>157989362my based gay yanks :)
>>157990024Smart baseball happened
>>157990031Way too much
>>157990031Cheese and steak
>>157990024Cubs have been ice cold for weeks. Watch games.
>>157990031Culver's duh
>>157989900Fuck that. Make it a one-game series again.
>>157990045>>157989362OH NONONO NONONONONONO
>>157990031Big ol cornfed women
>>157989900No it should unironically go back to a one game play in for one mid team to get lucky
I hope everyone but bombston period soxfags have a great day today and I wish nothing but the worst for those who thought we'd get swept. The bombston period sox were raped by:>Hitler>an autistic White dummyrican>a chronic weed smoker
>San Diego watched their baseball team turn their season aroundWill you do the same for me and my team?
>>157990111Only the Skatin' Rays can save /mlb/ now....
>>157990131I rather they didn't. 28 soon.
>>157990055Does cheese, considered as a living entity, also possess consciousness?
>>157990216yes. consciousness is fundamental
>>157990182Sex with raynkees fish
pondscum cubs kek
>>157989811White Sox won that trade.
>>157990364But not the Castillo trade.
>>157989923>>157989934>>157990086>>157990099Nope
>>157990389We'll see about that next year but this year holy shit he was even worse than james shieldsI thought he used to be so good, what the fuck happened?
When is the rest of the LDS schedule dropping?
>>157990433when you start fitness
>>157989027Why did the mlb schedule the only game today the same time as Thursday night football?
>>157990364>tfw white sox chan finally has something to smile forImagine that now we need an opposite of this image
>>157990444Dang i thought it was still in the afternoon
northsiders are going to get so much fucking shit from southsiders for years KEK
>>157990364Luis Robert jr was a better player this year but also makes way more money and the Mets shipped him out so… I dunno about that.
>>157990481Just think, in April the Cubs were World Series bound, and the Sox were going to trade Murakami.
Where can I watch today’s game (for free ofc)? I stopped watching bb in 2021 and back then there were tons of websites streaming the games, and people would always post links on reddit. How is it even possible that there are no free streams anymore?
>>157990488Oh and the Mets shipped him out largely because they didn’t need him anymore, AJ Ewing filled his spot
>>157990424He's been on the decline since 2023 but this year was especially pronounced.
>>157990488>>157990364Yeah I don't think they did. Luisangel can barely hit or do anything other than run. Robert can at least do something if he isn't injured but that's a really big if.
>>157990494It's on NBC, which is a free OTA station, so it SHOULD be easier to find a stream. I don't know how or where, though.
>>157990494ZelenskyTV
>>157990424He lost fastball velocity similar to Felix 15 years ago. Went from an effective fastball to batting practice
This dude absolutely charisma mogged ohtani in his first mlb season
https://chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/2026/09/30/white-sox-chairman-jerry-reinsdorf-celebrates-gratifying-wild-card-series-victory-chris-getz-gm-colson-montgomery-alds-cleveland-guardians-al-central
>>157990509>We're sorry. You are not authorized to access this content from outside of the US and its territories.:)>>157990517Suck balls on that channel only
>>157990543streameast/methstreams are usually my go to
>>157990532you can barely even make out who that is due to all the booze lol
>>157989671this is literally their world series. let them have it
>>157990569>I NO SPEAKY ENGRISHkek
>mfw the red sox traded their farm for a first round sweep
>>157990444I don't understand why 8:15 Eastern is the ideal start for an east coast game when no one else is playing. Why not start at 7:15 or 6:45 like they would in the regular season?
Who gets the honor of knocking out the pope's team from the playoffs?
>>157990024They didn't get to play in their mickey mouse park
>>157989027
>>157990593And why start at the exact same time the NFL does
>>157990562Thanks, I'll try it today
>>157989058Might go get me 2 vienna beef hot dogs from the local hot dog place for lunch. Maybe 3.
>>157990599I’m always happy when a Jew turns away from the Synagogue of Satan towards the One True Faith.
>>157990595They're going all the way
>>157990588lol>>157988954
>>157990653Oh no no no.
Padres vs White sox WS is just essentially who fleeced who trade, isn't it?
>>157989047Analytics shit only works when you're the only team using them. When everyone is using analytics, no one is benefitting from analytics.
>>157990588kek, it's true that's what they did
>>157990444No one cares about Steelers-Browns outside of those markets. One of the least interesting NFL matchups possible
>>157990701Explain the rays then
>>157990717you don't know shit about the nfl
>>157990726tbqh I'm not smart enough to do that
>>157990031left is a dyke, middle looks annoying and fucks bbc in milwaukee. give me the homely titcow on the right.
>>157990653Ive been saying for years that trading with the Red Sox is a good thing. They do a really good job at getting guys ready for the majors. Never fall for the lies of Dodger or Yankee """"prospects"""
>>157990717True, however it's an important divisional matchup, the winner will have sole possession of first place.That said, I get to Orsonpost if the Philthies lose, so it's a tough call.
>>157990717Steelers are one of the biggest NFL teams country wide. And the browns are having a surprisingly good season.
Oh my god why did they reschedule it to be on at the same time as TNF what is Manfred doing
>>157990750Understandable. Me neither. I almost just chalk it up to wizardry at this point but that's the White Sox's thing.Is there such thing as Bermuda triangle magic?
>watching browns niggercollide
>>157990726The Rays have how many titles? Metrics can get you to the playoffs but relying on them too much will cost you in October.
>>157990774I think people were really hurt by the Sale trade. Which at the time was good too but boy did it turn sour...
>>157990653All that for garret crochet
>>157990790So what DOES help you win in October then?
>braves are starting ray kerrThey're calling it te worst pitching depth of all time
>>157990806Well according to the last 2 years, japs
>>157990806magnets
>>157990806TheWillToWinOr in the Dodgers cause endless money to buy a roster of all stars.>>157990796It was a good return but that whole team was just snakebit. Moncada, Robert, Anderson, Eloy was a great young core but it wouldn't surprise me if they played less then 50 games together over the years cause none of them could stay healthy. Its also wild to me that Kopech seems to be retired. It looked like he found a good spot as a bullpen guy when he was shipped to the Dodgers.
>>157989934both these teams are ass tho
>>157990806Money
>>157990850Sorry I should have been more specific due to the Mets, money and fraud.
>>157990024look, blame Manfred and the MLB. PCA clearly said he was built for OCTOBER baseball and those retards scheduled the wild card in September baka
>>157989047>Retarded latinx player not understanding how statistics workI'm absolutely shocked
>>157990886How did the Brewers avoid such unfortunate scheduling?
>>157990782You don’t still honestly watch the National Flagthrowing League do you?
>>157990939That's right.
>>157990951me on the right
The game ended at 12:01 local Chicago time, So most Cubs fans actually saw a full minute of October baseball. Congrats on that.
>>157990889statistics simply do not apply in the playoffseye test and the clutch gene are what's importantsee PCA
>>1579909741 minute more than the Red Sox who were wearing "Made in October tshirts" out something like that
>>157990939what's wrong with flags? sounding a bit vexillophobic there, pal.
>>157990974you could've just posted a screenshot of the tweet you stole this joke from
>>157991065>he has a twatter account[spoiler]rip xcancel and nitter
has blow sux panamapaco shown his face yet?
>>157991030every team gets the same gay shirt and this year they said “no time like October”
>>157991149more like "no time in october" KEK
so how exactly did /mlb/ become the occult genny?
>>157991165with quirky off-the-wall memes
>>157990782it's browns vs steelers, nobody's watching that
Now the Red Sox are out I hope either the Rays or Brewers win tbqhdesu
There's only one chicago baseball team in the playoffs. AND IT'S THOSE SOUTH SIDE HIT MEN
NFLtrannies -->
>>157991065kek scrubbie seethe
>>157991243NFL Trannies are welcomed, it's the NBA Trannies you have to watch out for
>>157991162Kek that was good tho
Us Cubs girls can't get no satisfaction :(
>>157989047It doesn't work in the postseason which is why I'm worried about the Brewers.
>scrubbiesKEK
PCGay is compretery dead
Phillies or Braves?
A moment of silence for all those sad cubs girls out there
>>157991396i would like to hold hands with all of them
>>157991396I fucked her
Don't worry girlies, I'm getting dolled up for my date with manfred tonight. I won't let those poodres cheat us out of October baseball
>>157991176Just get me to Mettiejetties
How come these MLB stadiums don't sell Chinese food?
>>157991396They need a Reds man to satisfy them.
pepeepeeooooopooo
Just had a couple of dogs with brown mustard and kraut in honor of the bum ass teams that lost and denied me of weekday game three kino today
>>157990974You have been cursed. Enjoy your death.
>>157990481Cursed. Enjoy dying
>>157991345>Cursedyou and your loved ones will die
The >cusb are the official reddit team
>>157991543reddit has better baseball discussion
>And lo, God punished the wicked Astros for their cheating and smote them on their own field. >Then God turned his wrath to the savage Indians of the north>Their paganism will be met with fury and anger
Do you guys think they’re still mad at this?
>>157991543Aaaaand cursed
>>157991452Chinese food sucks and is reddit
>>157991555amen, xister
G-g-guys, I have a great idea for a baseball team,B-b-build a defensive team with no offense at all. With a couple of decent starting pitchers.And then, th-th-then, pull the starting pitchers after pitching f-f-four innings.
tis a shame about dem poor poor cubbie bears
>>157991162HIYOOOOOOOOOOO
cubs won that series
Rays and Yankees shouldn’t have to face each other until the ALCS
cubs won the story of the series
hey guys, cubs lifelong here, sucks they lost two games. Is game 3 in Chicago now?
>>157991699Technically, yes
>>157991699youre a white sox fan now. heres your complimentary bottle of nugenix
>tfw the boston sissies ONCE AGAIN were absolutely SKEWERED by the big bronx cocklmfao scored more points this series than the 18-1 deflated balls did when they got humbled. where are all of the gay little boston sissy boys right now?
>talking this much shit despite the impending sweep
>>157991744>points
>>157991777>as many arguments as the boston sissies have playoff wins this yearconcession accepted.
>>157991792uh i rolled trip sevens. theres literally no way for you to win the argument
embarrassing
The Wild Card and Divisional Series' should be 5 and 7 games respectively and they should lower the season length to 148 or 152. (This way PCA could have gone 0-11 kek)
>>157991849every round should be 7 games
There should be no playoffs and my team should just be given the trophy every year because I like them the most
>>157991884Now THIS is a frogpost!
>>157991744In baseball, we call points "runs."
>>157989103They all become pope sox fans overnight and pca is forgotten
I was a Cubs girl back in the day but now I'm a Sox girl
>>157991947>back in the daythat day? yesterday
I'm a girl, a Sox girl!
Red Sox sucked since early August when MLB began their investigation into the MIT cheating going on in Boston>eliminated>swept from the postseason>in fact, absolutely slaughtered by the Yankees in two games>>20 and 22 in their last 42>14 and 18 in their last 32>5 and 9 in their last 14>I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED*>TOO>SOON*MIT-cheated, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>>157991997>>157991947aren't you on girlcott? we don't want you
I miss watching my O's together with my /mlb/ friends
White Sox have invoked an ancient vow of celibacy until the world series title is won. Will you join them?
>>157992065Yea the season didn't turn great, but at least we didn't throw our farm away to get swept in the playoffs
>>157992065these playoff charlie's didn't get to experience the polar bear
>>157992129I'm pretty sure >we would've done way better than some of these shitters that are already out at least.
>>157992065>>157992129The Wrecking Crew that wasn't, but the future is still bright!
>>157991867That would 2 weeks to the playoffs, and things need to wrap up by Halloween, so they’d have to cut 10-15 games from the regular season.
Burto from the west side is about to call ESPN 1000 again
>>157992436>he says one word then hangs up, "Sorry"
>>157991777>>157991799>>157991828>>157991900>>157991908>boston sissies so mind raped by their superiors they've resorted to semantics based cryingif the term 'runs' was used, then you would be pretending i didn't know that a football score is measured in 'points'. vintage reddit tactics: pretend you don't understand the point so you can shit your pants about an imaginary point.>tfw they literally can not deny the superiority of the BIG BRONX COCK that FOR A SECOND CONSECUTIVE YEAR absolutely tore their soft "team" in half and instead have to resort to reddit style diaper shitting
Fact: Clayton Kershaw has a higher BA, higher OBP, AND a higher slugging percentage than Pete Crow-Armstrong in the playoffs.Kershaw has had 39 ABs and PCA 34.Kershaw also has an XBH. Something PCA has failed to replicate in the playoffs.
how do we fix the PCA
>>157992060I envisioned him to be way fatter especially with all the portillo's he touts eatingIn fact, it's probably why he's no longer here
>>157991837dumb faggot can't even get lucky right because a more effortful "triple" post just got fired off lol:>>157992444
>>157992470can't fix luck
>Pete Crow-Armstrong reflects after losing in NL Wild Card:>You can look at the scoreboard, you can look at the stat sheet, wherever you get your stats from and it is clear to see that I didn’t contribute.
>Cubs scored 850 points total in the regular season>most in the MLBWhy couldn't they do anything in the 'offs?
>>157992436>>157992439He’s on nowhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jYGxY5icxjc&pp=ygUYQnVydG8gZnJvbSB0aGUgd2VzdCBzaWRl&ra=mThis guy
>>157992458based.also, he's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
>>157992603Nah he's definitely fat here
>>157992470only he can fix himself. he can start by not sucking dick and eating shit.
o scrubbies KEK
>>157992521Every year, one team skids into the playoffs not playing well and gets eliminated quickly. This year it’s the Cubs.
>>157992603No, that dude is fat
>>157992603babe ruth was skinnier than this
>Paul Skenes late September tradition
>>157992752livvy's skank ass is getting footmogged by the skank on the right
>>157992602live? what did he say?
>>157992512why's he wearing a Mest hat?
>>157992752The fat shaming worked. This was him in August
PCGay kek
>>157992790>throwing away your career for *THAT*
Judge provides the yankees SIGNIFICANTLY more value by being on the benchthe sheer threat that judge being subbed in at ANY TIME will cause opposing pitching to try to work counts more, because god forbid someone gets on…uh oh. could judge be coming in?The red sox series proved this. Tons of runs, DOZENS of hits in just 2 games…its proof enough. Hopefully hes not playing in the rays series. The yankees have cracked baseball with this strategy. I assume in 5-10 years every team will have a “bench threat”, a retired or semi-retired former slugger who is so dangerous it changes the way the game is played. Youll see barry bonds on the Dodgers bench, A rod on the Rangers, Ichiro on mariners, Frank Thomas on the white sox, etc. they wont ever play, but the “what if” value they provide is massive.
reminder unless you made it to the division series you did NOT make the postseason.
>>157992810this. hell even Big G being on the bench was enough for red sox pitchers to try to cookie in pitches and get ahead, which backfired tremendously. its going to revolutionize the sport
>>157992810i unironically would not allow judge to be on my postseason team outside of being a dh. he's completely mindbroken at this point and will be second guessing himself on every ball hit to him
>>157992810i can see bonds, mcguire, ortiz, hell maybe even reggie jackson all on the bench for this role.
>>157992623>>157992730>>157992751You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.
>>157992810He wasn’t on the wild card roster
>>157992821This is true. A best of 3 is not a playoff, it's a play-in.
>confirmed that Aaron Nola is starting Press F to pay respects
>>157992860see>>157992837
>>157992857So true king
>>157992850>three-time MVP>mindbrokenTell me you don't watch sports without saying it.
The Knicks proved NYC is a basketball town. Massive aura loss for the Yankees.Dodgers are the kings of the sport. They mog even the Lakers.
>>157992810It will also help MLB’s ratings. Boomers will tune in when they hear Ortiz is on the roster, or The Big Hurt, or that Sosa is back, etc etc.Fox can even bait the “what if” scenarios. Genius marketing desu.
No one even asked for the 6th seed we just wanted the WC to be a series instead of a one-and-done.
>>157989125>most fans don't watch after their team got eliminatedmaybe this is true for east coasties and doyerfags
Stankees are still obsessing over Boston when they're about be get destroyed by the Rays
>>157992941No, it’s most people. More people tune in when it is a big team which is why dodgers Yankees had better ratings than diamondbacks rangers. But most people stop watching.
curse this fool
>>157992957you said fans, not peoplebaseball fans watch regardless of dodgers-yankees or rangers-dbacks
>>157992957wood sniff
>>157992945This desu.
>>157992781>yet another "lifelong" cubs casual who doesn't even know the team from whom his "lifelong" team acquired his "mvp"cubs "lifelong fans" really are bigger faggots than even dodgers "lifelong fans".
I swear to god barfs... if you let dumbrowski off the hook I'll hate you even more.
>>157992885kek
>>157993007aaaaand enjoy your curse
>>157993081no clue what you're mouthing off about but enjoy THIS faggot *just fucking BLASTS a 5 second fart so violent i nearly shit my brains out all over your gay little post*
>>157993127You and your loved ones will die, all due to your post. Enjoy your curse
at least dem cubbie bears tried their best
>>157992979Those people will watch without a rooting interest. I didn’t care who won rangers diamondbacks for example.
>>157993145Ya gotta curse these fools
>>157993143kek bodied that fool. I look forward to the news article!!
>>157992957she looks like she takes massive shits
I gave the cubbie bears a chance. And you know what? Regret. Nothing but regret. Never again.
>>157993143but i love and revere and believe in Christ so your fat wiccan pig spell circle just got hard countered by His Holy Grace you fat heretic slob lol
cubs fans switched from falseflagging to this lame ass curse gimmick. what an annoying fanbase.
>>157993218Enjoy your curse, im 97 lbs btw
>>157993218Someone's scared!!!
>>157993237They are men who think taking a concoction of mind/body altering drugs and mutilating their own bodies will make them a woman.
>>157992810Boone is a genius. Judge’s presence is more valuable than his actual play.The rays will be sweating when the Judge will appear. Hell, he could throw off the entire rays pitching staff.
>>157993280she's literally a girl though (xx chromosomes)
porked the missus this morn..long time til baseball
Any other leagues worth watching?
>>157992810Imagine how kino it would be to have Sosa back on the Cubs, or like Tulo back with the Rockies. Hell Pete Rose could be the ULTIMATE bench threat role. would have bullpens clenching up every pitch
He's a cubbies girl!!
>>157993218https://vocaroo.com/16vtO5Cel57vlook how afraid this lil faggot is LMAO
>>157993063It's not a joke. I agree with you. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. It genuinely just means you're not insecure. You're not wrong.
>>157992810are bullpen pitchers really such mental midgets that they sweat and quiver in fear or the IDEA that a decent hitter might come in?baseball truly is a sport for geeks.
Mate, she's female
I am NOT a cubs tranny, a cubs man, or a cubs "girl"
>>157993311https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_League_(1964%E2%80%93present)
>>157993341unironically yes. pitchers are known to be some of the most autistic players in all of sports. you throw off their meticulous plans, idiosyncrasies, or rituals, and they crumble
>>157993338do you think he'll actually show up this month? I liked his at bats after he returned.
Baseball is dumb. Too much variance for short series. Like Team USA was clearly the best team at the WBC, but lost. The Cubbies were clearly better than the Padres, but lost. Anything less than 7 games is illegitimate.
>>157992810Evan Longoria returning to the rays as DBT (designated bench threat) would be amazing.Who would (YOU)r team’s DBT be?
>>157993218You want to be a womanYou want to be a womanYou want to be a womanYou want to be a woman
scrubbies kek
>>157993440somebody curse this fool
>>157993409Aphex Twin
Murakami totally personality mogged Ohtani by not pretending to be cool and mysterious.
>400 more hours until beisbol
mix in some Haitian voodoo while you're at it
put me in coachim ready to playtoday
kek
>>157993385Tbh I'd take Ohtani at 75% over a lot of upper echelon MLB players, so I hope so.
>>157993409my twins will bring back Joe Mauer or Rod Carew for DBT.
>>157993218The hex has deduced you are from texas... Soon...
>>157993505peak Puckett would be better than Mauer imo
>>157993385nah ohtani will be DBT for the series most likely. its a crucial role, first pioneered by Judge
this whole season has been shit, I want it to be next season already
I'm becoming more perverted like the old guys in jav as I get older and subsequently I am also enjoying baseball more and more
>>157993505>opposing pitchers will be scared of 81 year old Rod Carew
>>157993545Mein anon, next season ....
>>157993549it's not becoming more perverted. it's more not giving a shit about social mores.
Not too long ago, Ray Kerr was working at 7-Eleven and a movie theater thinking his baseball career was over. Now, Ray Kerr is the Braves Game 3 starter tonight.A story about resilience, gratitude and redemption.
>>157993377Miz is based because he openly said he doesn't care for rituals or superstitions he just goes out there and throws as hard as he can.
>>157993505would rather see Torii Hunter in a DBT role.
>>157993545>>157993585It will be alright, Steiner will present the Players Union with a salary cap.
>Craig stammen>didn't want to become Chadres manager>outsmarts counsel>leads his rocky boat Chadres to playoffs with total domination>refuses to elaborateI hope Stammen wins It all for the Lulz.
>>157993639I don’t understand why sports broadcasts and journalists think we give a fuck. We’ve heard that human interest story in some form or another on literally every sporting event of the last three decades. Every game has some guy who 5 years ago was homeless, or a guy whose mom got murdered last week, or some other sob story. We don’t give a fuck, that’s not sports. Analyze the sports. Talk about the sports, not some crafted human interest segment that’s barely tangential to the thing actually happening on the screen
>the year is 2029>baseball is finally back after a prolonged lockout>part of the new CBA is allowing an extra bench player, the DBT (designated bench threat)>Judge’s legacy to baseball is being remembered as the pioneer of the DBT
>>157993850It’s literally to appeal to women watching It’s so bad the NFL Draft has two broadcasts, one that talks about football when a nigga gets drafted and the other that talks about how his momma raised him and his brother got shot and all that.
MFW the Indians lose
just made my own mcmuffin at home. apparently you can do it easily yourself. (((they))) dont want you to know about this
>>157993269>>157993276>>157993329>>157993414>>157993521>the mere MENTION of His name makes godless faggot trannies shit their pantslol not a single one of you obese pigs will ever be a woman.
>>157993891Yes it takes about 10 minutes
>>157993891share the secret or you will be no better than them.
>>157993901im 97 lbs tho and just cursed you tho. the curse is on it's way to texas tho
Cum shitter kek
>>157993891>>>/ck/
>>157993949i bet hes shitting his pants loool, get him sis
cum shitter kekPCgAy kek
>>157993848>outsmarts counsel2bh I still think Stammen is a genuine idiot manager who's somehow just bumbling his way to total victory, it's fucking hilarious to watch and I'm loving every second of it
>mention cubs and dodgers fans>197kg tranny starts shitting up the place
The last wildcard game should be starting about now, but it isn't for some dumb reason.
>>157994001Kek
>>157994059we use the imperial system here
>>157994059We fuck my azz round these parts
Oh no no no bostroons not like this
Cum shitter kek!!!!
>>157994085they wanna get embarrassed in the ratings by competing against game 3 (which is also a winner take all) of the wnba playoffs featuring current wnba champion/mvp/finals mvp/scoring champion/blocking champion a'ja wilson and caitlin clark. it's basically prime jordan playing year 3 james in an elimination game where jordan has homefield advantage.
Which players are worth bugger all?
I always thought Bryce Harper was bitch made but after he nearly fucked the entire team over with a monumental error and then instead of crying and going home he launched a game tying home run I have changed my mind
>>157994179all of the cubs
>>157993850American Idol and its consequences
>>157994179I would bugger Recker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0k6rnF1WAgBarves bp lookin not so sharp
Who has been the most embarrassing team in the postseason so far?
>>157994001kek this
Judge is gonna come back for the ALCS and kill the team's momentum, allowing the White Sox to move on to the World Series.
>>157994317daaaaaaaa
>>157994319maybe fudge and faggot mike were holding back the stanks all along
>>157994317red sux or scrubboids
faggot mike is back in the line up i heard
Will the Flubbies root for the Chadres to beat up their evil arch nemesis Broors?
>>157994317cubs, not particularly closemlb and baseball media desperately wants the cubs to be good. red sux too, but the yanks were on the other side
keko??
>>157994317
>>157994338After this disrespect??
I figured the white sox were a big market team but holy shit nobody gives a fuck about them. MEdia treats them like the guardians or reds
>>157994384It would make more sense for them to move to Nashville or Indiana than pretend Chicago cares about two teams.
>>157994384Many people doubted that Jesus was the son of God, but he proved them wrong. When the White Sox ascent to the world will witness that they are Gods chosen team.
>>157994403the white sox will win a world series and then the world will forget about them the day after
>>157994384I mean that tends to happen when you do nothing but lose. If they were winning then it'd be different.
>>157994384Who?
/mlb/ convinced me to give them cubbiebears a chance and now i look like a FOOL
I'm a cubs fan and sweeping the dodgers unfortunately WAS our world series
>>157994414nah, there are big market lovable losers. The white sox arent even that
>>157994317the cubs and it's not even close>the announcers kept talking about how good PCA is and how he's such a unanimous MVP and all time defender only for him to go 0/7 and failed to rob a home run hit right to him>the announcers kept talking about how their fielders outmatch the Padres yet they committed multiple errors>the announcers kept hammering in how the cubs scored the most runs in MLB and they could only muster ONE(1) in two games>a bunch of big analysts kept saying the cubs probably had this series in the bag or at least that it'd be a very close, high scoring serieslike compared to the other losers, it's not really close how bad the cubs looked compared to how the media was trying to portray them.
>>157994384MLB would be happy if the ALCS was yanks red sox every year
who are mets fans rooting for tonight?https://litter.catbox.moe/okt2uy.mp4
>>157994457Cubs
>>157994457Metfan here, I'll be rooting for my cubbie bears
>>157994457Don't really give a shit desu, it's an irrelevant seriesThe NLCS will be paco vs paco
>>157994445bodied those freaks (cubs trannies)
I missed the game last night. Where are the PCA highlights? He could not carry the Cubs to victory?
>>157994445>a bunch of big analysts kept saying the cubs probably had this series in the bag or at least that it'd be a very close, high scoring seriesMost picked the Padres lol
>>157994512i saw multiple picking the cubs, including a lot of the stat nerd analytics types.
>>157994518And i saw a far majority choose the padres because of the home field advantage and second half record
>>157994432ask yer fellow (((white))) pitcher Max Fried about repeating the same shit about muh 6,000,000. also; fuck the literal gay ass braves subreddit mods for banning me because i made ONE comment about them deleting my meme post. 4chan is infinitely better; i can bitch about anything (like jews) and not only does no one care, most people are like "hell yeah".
>>157994528go back
>>157994524>>157994445Even the markets sided with the Padres here. Idk why padres fans have to make themselves out to be the underdog here for winning a series they were expected to win.
>>157994432eke
>>157994518I picked the Cubs because I thought the offense was going to rake. Everyone knew their pitching was suspect, but the deadline additions I thought had patched that a little. I am puzzled why they did not start Clay Holmes in the first game, but it probably didn't matter anyway because their offense was going to carry them and it turned out pathetic. Definitely most of the embarrassing playoff performances I've seen in a team. PCA and friends might be a generational choker at this rate.
>>157994535see? i can call you a fucking queer and guess what? i can still post!
>>157994537every analyst was like "the padres rotation is more shaky and the cubs have the best offense, the only chance the padres have is if they take the lead early and go to their bullpen" and then King goes 7 no hit innings kek!
I always got my cubbie bears in my back pocket
>Poodrepacos are so desperate for a championship that they copied the Pittsburgh Steelers terrible towels.
>>157994582Michael King has struggled with lefties in the past. Pete was supposed to mash him.
shut the fuck up doyerpaco
>>157994582They were talking about how the padres had the best offense in the second half as well and neither team had a rotation. Basically they said if the Padres ever had a lead it was game over which was true. The cubs were the worst team in the playoffs. Maybe try winning when you face >us instead.
>>1579945821. analysts are paid to say they are told to say. Cubs have the MVP so they were likely pushing them. 2. analysts are full of shit anyway. 3. time and time and time again, the bEsT oFfEnSeS go cold in the playoffs, particularly a 3 game series. baseball is a mental game, hitting is mental. you cannot hit if you are pressing. once teams go down a run, go down a game, it's literally ogre. 4. the cubs pitching has been fucking awful. 5. 3 true outcomes ruins baseball because guys may hit 50 homers in the reggie season, but it's almost a guarantee they will go 0-for the postseason with like 70% of their AB's being strike outs. the "best offense" for the regular season is NEVER the best offense for the playoffs.
>>157994625Autism
who we got in tonight's game?
>>157994667My brain says the barves but my stomach says the philthies
>>157994667braves are the braves
>>157994667Cubs
>>157992752Paul Skenes puts his pants on one leg at a time. But when he's done putting them on, he immediately removes them so that he can rail Livvy Dunne up the ass
>>157994667Cubs tho
>>157994667philly in extras
>>157994689>>157994696The Chicago Cubs are not playing and have been eliminated from the post season
>>157994703Cubs have the hot hand
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOYERPACOS
I've got a $20, someone ask grok or chatpgt or Gemini if I should put it on the Cubs to win tonight
>>157994703Let's give dem cubbie bears a chance
>>157994745
Huge win for the duckie bears
>>157994734grok said the most prudent financial move would be to put it on my cardinals to win next year
The Braves are going to do to Aaron Nola what the Phillies did to Charlie Morton in 2022. It's so obvious.
What’s the offseason timeline? When will we know if there will be games next season?
>>157994768ive got the phillies advancing unfortunately
>>157994775Rub your penis three times and see if genie cums out
cum shitter kek!
>>157994775Dec 1st
cubes KEK!
>>157994647yes, this is a baseball thread. if you don't have autism wtf are you doing here?
>>157994819Play nice fucker
But did we really give the Cubbies the chance they deserve?
I'm giving the cubs a chance right now stupid FUCK
>>157994837Yeah and they raped us
>>157994767HmmmWell grok wouldn't lie would it?
baking....
This one's on me
>>157994888>>157994888
>>157994703Aaand cursed
>>157994831dads played nice with the cubes butthole all last night!they GAPPED them raw and with no lube!
>>157994667Steelers
