Previous >>157989027Phillies at Braves in an hour
doyers
dodgers
Go fuck myself
PCA DID WHAT!?
one hour til kino
roll for spaghetti
tigers
>>157994888LOL THE CUBS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157994947Shes gonna curse ya!
i need to blow a man like it's 2009
What do we call the new curse on the Cubs?The curse of San Diego?
>>157994989Cursed. Enjoy your death
>>157994888Enjoy the hex i put on you.
Honestly,Cubs won that game
>>157995013cubs got raped and gaped by the padres
>>157995019Keep digging your own hole. It only makes it more painful
Why is everyone giving PCA shit but no one giving Yordaddy any shit?
>>157995019I will curse you, in time.
>>157994952I eat spaghetti like this
>>157995039>asstrosno one cares about that NL reject squad
>>157995039
>>157994989shitty quality
>>157995061Fuck you
>>157995061Cursed
Eat a bag of DICKS
>>157995039Yordan had his moment of greatness. PCA is overrated garbage.
>>157995039no one expected anything from the trashtros
>>157995039Yordan already has a ring
>>157995090Enjoy your curse. Your loved ones didn't have to suffer, but you couldn't keep your mouth shut
>>157994888
why isn't the game showing up on the guide? don't tell me this is peecock slop
>>157995107You FAT FUCK.
>>157995110Curse of the cubbie bear
>>157995110it's a peacock exclusive
*causes gayriner holocaust*
Dumb motherfucker
>>157995126why the fuck do these companies want 1/4 the viewers just to prop up their retarded "streaming" services?
only 5 months until fun teams start playing again
>>157993639
Please don't curse me...
>>157995188yeah fun for their opponents fans
>>157995188YJK
>>157995155Idk probably talmudic nonsense
What should I drink tonight during the game
I can't believe the Steelers/Browns game is the only thing to watch tonight
>>157995266We don't care
>>157995039Literally who?
>>157995257a nice little 2000 calorie snack
>>157995272Meant for >>157995257
>>157995204Based /tv/ chad
>>157995039The FUCK kind of nickname is that?
MY Sox are still in this, unlike YOUR Sox.
>REDKEKS
>>157995333das RITE
>>157995061have we ever seen a player so effortlessly mindbroken by an ump like this?
>Rob Manfred: "I'm giving the cubbie bears another chance."HOLY SHIT
>>157995353Me in the back with the LSU cap
>>157995345>Petejak vs Chad Miller
Hololive Night 2027
does the pope approve of this behavior?
>>157995376You should see what Vargas and Murakami do
>>157995117This is sick twisted insane shit
>>157995345Yes Bryce Harper
>>157995376wtf is going on there?
I went an got my ass cursed aw hell :(
>>157995376>White sox were the gay chicago team all along
anyone got that popejak with a meatgrinder turning everyone into soxxies? i kek'd at that
>>157995402It’s called dudes rockin’
>>157995409>the>implying singular
>>157995376>The occult cubbie witches>The gay catholic white sox
>>157995407nothing a couple of Lord's Prayers can't fix
who is playing DBT (designated bench threat) for the phillies tonight?
>>157995411
>>1579953768th gayest White Sox clip this season
>>157995409>>157995423>The Chicago BEARS>The Chicago BLACK[H]AWKS>The Chicago [CUM] [SUCKS]>The Chicago CUBS>The Chicago BULLShmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>157994989brutal crash out
>>157995458>didn't even need to change the name of a majority of the teamsjej
>>157995444thank you anon
>>157995458>w-we're just painting our nails to support our zesty qb>h-he just does it to uh.. honor his mom who worked in a salon!!
>>157995409>Edgar Queero>Drew Homo>Anthony Gay
>>157995345Completely fucking mogged.
>>157995345he was being nice not throwing him out
>>157995039yordan did something in the past and nobody even really expected the astros would do anything. meanwhile people thought the cubs could win it all
>>157995402Baseball things
>>1579955262 of those aren't even on the big league club anymore and there aren't many if any players currently on the playoff roster with a name that you can easily "gayify"
what mascot is this?
Where's that video of PCGay chimping out over a balk not being called
>>157995593The Cocksucker
is the audio out of sync for anyone else? on peacock not your 3rd world streameasts go phils
>>157995582>implying that'll stop me from trying>gayson montgaymery>colgay cockgomeryHmm give me some time.
>>157995619>>157995582just ask Gemini to do it
>>157995611its on mlb.tv, not peniscock
>>157995458that's a zesty city
whats up mlbiggers
give me 1000 (You)s
>>157995659Only if you can>>157995641>>157995582>>157995526
>>157995648your military lost to emus
>>157995598Enjoy your curse
I think the mariners suck
>>157995619Migay VargassEasy
when do the jays play?
just settling into my nest for the game
>>157995703same day as the O's
they're just going to lose to the dodgers anyways.
>>157995703april 2028
legit disappointed in the Cubs not making either game interesting. Hoping the DS in both leagues are more competitive than what we saw in the Wild Card
>>157995679emus arent real, billy
>>1579957032 weeks
START THE GAME
who do we think is winning today?
so theres like a half hour til first pitch right
>>157995061Compliments to Chef Yuki, he cooked.
IT BEGINS
>>157995648it's on peniscock in the us
nola will give up 9 runs today
>>157995729
>nbc thinks I'm going to listen to bob costas for 30mins
>>157995758phillies unfortunately
no gamethread?
based nbc leaving costas and votto muted
lets get on with this
NOT READY FORTHIS
Going to McD's before the game starts you guys want anything
>>157995345reminder that umpies are the players' bitches
>>157995703The Expos will come back into the league and win before the jasy
nice of NBC to let votto do a "take your kid to work" thing, class act
will today be kino, bros?
>>157995760is there?
>>157995783pull it, pussy
>>157995821It is a long, old tradition of baseball to treat umps like shit. If you know you know.
>>157995810a gf
>>157995810my youth
I have no expectations or hope for tonight
>>1579958102 double cheeseburgers no pickles, medium fries, and a large diet coke.
>>157995863Just get your ass fucked and enjoy it
MAKE A GAMETHREAD
>>157995853let's be honest, kangas are heartlets. never forget when old mate gave one a couple of smacks for going after his dog and it retreated faster than a frenchman
ooooh boy, it's do or die
>>157995877I have relationships with women and sex with men
>>157995863this
I need a good fresh dick, any cubsgals here?
how come Uttles isn't in the HOF?
Gonna need Philly to win and get the hillbillies out of /mlb/ and back in /nfl/. Baseball is more of a coastal elite and great plains sport.
>>157995930that's not even close to a hof resume
https://x.com/tylermilliken_/status/2105514503630671941
This the gamethread? Go Braves!
>>15799593865 WAR as a 2B? shouldn't that matter more than mere counting stats?
>>157995931barves are mostly /cfb/ fags
I'm a Cubs girl!
>>157995931>great plainsnot really, college football dominates the scene there. It's a west coast and east coast sport.
>>157995968WAR is literally a fake stat (((they))) just made up, it means nothing
>>157995930If he is HOF caliber then so is David Wright
>>157995884what happened there was an apex predator retreated in the face of the the indomitable male aussie energy
Truist field looks like dogshit
>>157995982Ahem. . . Fuck the SEC and all of their inbred fans who never set foot in a classroom of the team they bandwagon.And Let's Go Braves!
>8pm kickoff
more like nick kerr
>>157995810no, I have fatty liver disease.
I'm so fucking nervous
>>157995997do kangz ever actually disembowel anyone these days or is that all dumb hype cuz some moron had it happen to him 80 years ago?
More like trea turneround and head back to the dugout kek!
AYOYOWE WUZ KANGS N SHEIT
>>157996058good one, anon
>>157996047I got you, senpai
>>157995958>>157995958>>157995958>>157995958
Another braves pitcher throwing BP
do we really need a game thread when there's literally 1 game on and the genny has nothing else to talk about
>>157995930>less than 2k hits>OPS+ below 120>never top 5 mvp>asshole >not media membernever making it in
>>157996106why's he an asshole?
>>157996104lets talk about the offseason for my royalsno one good is leavingno one good is stayingfuck this team
>>157996048its happened like once in the last 100 yearsthey are legitimately capable of it but theyre pretty chillall deaths from roos come from them jumping through your windscreen when youre doing 100 on country roads
>>157996135broke that one guys leg on dirty slide. That was a permanent reputation ruiner, and is still the first thing I think of when I hear Utley's name.
>>157996135youre replying to a mestfag still butthurt about the slide
>>157996140they sound pretty based but the inside of a kangaroo pouch is a disgusting eldritch horror that should not exist
>>157996177>>157996185surely he didn't do it on purpose. wasn't everyone sliding into runners to break up the dp back then?
>>157996187its funny that theyre seen as the national animaleveryone here has way more love for magpies and kookaburras
>>157996214Him and Machado badly hurt people by going too far with it. But even without that Utley wasn't good enough long enough to be HOF.
>>157996238for me it's the noble cheetah roaming majestically in the outback
>>157996246you should be able to crack a guy like Utley or Machado in the jaw when they pull something like that. baseball needs more JRam/Williams type of humblings. just let them duke it out like in hockey
barves have cheerleaders?
I understand that /mlb/ is a Christian sport so I might as well ask here:Can I read East of Eden if I've never read the Bible?
>asking catholics what the bible sayskek good troll
>>157996446yeah they even had slaves a while back
>>157996348You're a witch
>>157996348you're valid
>>157996348Fuck me....
Nola sold hard
Cubs are up!
up to no good!
>>157996238it's a shame there's an Australian baseball league but no magpie or kookaburra team
>the Brisbane Bogans
>>157995703whenever the cubs play
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOMECUBBIE GIRL (cis)
have the Braves ever beat the Dodgers
>>157997426swept them in august, won the season series 5-1 and beat them in their last postseason matchup (2021)
>>157997401>(cis)
a lot of people are saying Roman Anthony to the Angels
Cubs are winning
What the fuck was that?
>>157997745Cubbie bear magic
(((You))) can bet your ass I was a CUBS GIRL.
sigh
>>157998219>wasSo you admit you are a man
Nobody on the road, nobody on the beach.I feel it in the air, the summer's out of reach.Empty lake, empty streets, the sun goes down alone.I'm driving by your house, though I know you're not home.But I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun.You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on baby.I can tell you my love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone.
KEK mest
Stinky cavemen BTFO LEL
>>157999131mm no hun I've just transitioned to a HAWKS GIRL.
at least the phillies can enjoy their offseason early
>>157997426braves-dodgers is going to be a weird series to predict because it's solely dependent on what version of the barves show up. i genuinely think it's more likely that either team sweeps than the series going 5.
I'm still waiting for the annual Thank You Fans post from the Padres.
>Sale coming in Weiss you absolute madman
>>157999385black hawks
>>157999661>only throwing sliders to harperlmao based.
>>157999418>some internet witch vs the fucking Pope I'll take the Sox, thanks
>>157999748get cursed, moron
i didn't watch the game yesterday, did the cubs lose?
>>158000083They got raped
>Not watching the Browns boity blast the Steelers
>>158000100And cursed.
>>158000137which baseball teams are those? from DR?
>philthiesKEK
>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK
Philbros... where do we go from here?...
>>158000137>watching goyball>2026Hard pass.
Thank you, Atlanta. Middleton better fire everybody.
This is what Phillies get for making my red sox (and cubs) play in Tampa LOL. SAN DIEGO YOU. ARE. NEXT!
the best philly could do to attempt to save the season was an otto kemp pinch hit
Now Cub fans switch to White Sox fans?
>Chris Sale>Gavin sheets>Carlos RodonHow are all these ex-White Sox blowing out the wildcard round? It's pure domination.
My Braves finally beat those motherfuckers in the postseason. Holy fucking shit.
Casty did nothing wrong.
>>158000323It's a White Sox kind of summer
>>158000312>312ITS A SIGN
He wouldn't have let the Phillies be eliminated in the wildcard round.
>PHILLIESORSONWELLESBROS
>>158000328I don't care if we lose to LA, I just want revenge of those cheesesteak fuckers
who's the most famous (cis female) pornstar from Atlanta that I can goon to in celebration of the Phillies' elimination?
>White Sox’s won>Yankees won>Braves won>Padres wonThe good guys won
>>158000305This!!!
And that's why Don is an interim manager. The Philadelphia Phillies have been eliminated from championship contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtqXPPBPkI
>>158000396>Padres >Good guys
>>158000396>poodres>good guys
>>158000396You're either a jew or a gay nigger. I'm not sure which.
>>158000390Carter cruise or jada stevens
Watch Sale pitch game 1, get blown up, tear his UCL and be forced to retire
>>158000396Stankees are just the AL dodgers. They are evil
>>158000466oh shit excellent choices. thanks bro
AL Division Series:1. Tampa Bay Rays vs. 4. New York Yankees2. Cleveland Guardians vs. 6. Chicago White SoxNL Division Series:1. Milwaukee Brewers vs. 4. San Diego Padres2. Los Angeles Dodgers vs. 3. Atlanta Braves
>>158000312>>158000350
>>158000489You're retarded
>>158000432>Poodres>Force two teams to needlessly travel to a ballpark way off base for the slightest advantageThese cheating faggots are NOT good guys
philthoids kek
>>158000516YankeesIndiansBrewersDodgersYankeesDodgers fuck me it's gonna be terrible. really need the Pope Sox and Brewers to show us some magic
>>158000516Yankees vs White Sox (Judge comes back and kills the team)Dodgers vs PadresWhite Sox vs Padres catholic WS
>>158000396Look at all them seething.
>>158000396masterful b8
Yesterdays Game 2 may aswell not have existed and given the Braves a bye. Tf was that performance from the Philties
Padres are cheating faggots and will be cursed
>>158000570Kek so funny Cubs and redsucksfags are the worst
>>158000570White Sox are good guys, stankees aren't
OKLAHOMA PADRES
>>158000557>Still calling them IndiansWhat do you call that one lake?
>>158000623Padres cheated
gg's fellas
>>158000646It's Lake AmericaGulf of AmericaCleveland IndiansWashington Redskinssimple as
la is going to rape atlanta into next year
>>158000532You’re scared
>>158000646Sam>>158000683My guy
>>158000684They should but with the juiced balls the MLBs been rolling out we’ll see maximum chaos
>>158000623I have no problem with the Cubs, but nothing good has ever come out of bombston aside from Hitler, Benito Arroz, and Sam Adams Jack-O. The rest of the place can burn. >>158000638Pope John Paul II came to our stadium once or twice.
>he thinks the yankchokesintheplayoffs are making it past the Rayslollmao even
>>158000486She did, she made a post for the 4 teams that were eliminated this round
>>158000683based
>>158000384I feel the same way. So tired of losing to the Phillies in the postseason. It would take a miracle with the lack of quality starters beyond Sale
>>158000683This but Washington Football Team
>>158000683Shows how hypocritical you guys are.
>>158000384>>158000799>I beat some shitter so it's cool if the tranny weebs stretch out my butthole nowAbsolute fucking LOSER talkKILL THEM FOR US
>>158000683I hope Cleveland never wins another World Series until they change the name back
>>158000799>So tired of losing to the Phillies in the postseasonoh boo fucking hoo you baby, maybe dry your tears with your pennants
>>158000384>>158000799Fuck that. Now that the Braves are past Philly the entire league is fucked.
hehehe pl
ROWDY TELLEZ IN THE CELEBRATION HOUSE LMAO I FORGOT HE WAS ON THE PLAYOFF ROSTER
Somewhere you know he’s smiling
>>158001065based
>>158001070Orson and Elton
>>158001070I always wondered what happened to the original orsenlels posterThat man hated cliff lee
regular season but Braves have played the Dodgers tougher than anyone else in mlb this year.
gn
My certified LOCKS of the yearPadresDodgersYankeesGuardians
>>158001264Braves 1-5Brewers 3-4Cubs 2-4Phillies 4-2Padres 8-5Rays 3-0Yankees 2-1Astros 2-1Red Sox 0-3White Sox 1-2Guardians 1-2
i hate trea turner so fucking much it hurts
>>158000867Does Guardians annoy you that much?
since the All Star break the doyers have gone 6-16 against playoff teamsin august they went 2-11
Wow, we really are going to have Kino Braves vs Chadres NLCS, aren't we?
doggie doo gentleman sweep incoming
>>158001613Yes. It's gay as shit compared t being the Indians. Anyone who bends the knee to pussies who cry about Native American iconography deserves every misfortune that comes to them.We name our sports teams after Indians because Indians were COOL AS SHIT. If we didn't like it we wouldn't choose to associate ourselves with it.
>>158001624Dodgers don’t even stand a chance against Atlanta. Their stupid fans are so fucking cocky but don’t realize they’ll be lucky to win a single game. Cap this.
>>158001264This barves team is both mercurial and a bit of a mystery by design but no one should be surprised if they get BTFO or if they BTFO the doyers. Half the hitters on that team are infamous for their multi-week god mode hot streaks that could start at any time and single handedly carry a team through the playoffs and the bullpen is extremely underrated because the barves pitch everyone on a schedule meaning they had a ton of innings covered by absolute shitters that won't matter in the playoffs. the big question is can they find someone to give them 4-5 innings other than sale/mahle so they can get to a bullpen which has multiple guys who are used to pitching several innings at a go.
>>158001716were there many dissenting voices (that mattered) when the change happened, like former players or whatever saying it was a silly idea?I can't imagine every Native American thought it was offensive either, there had to be plenty that loved it
>>158001536night dude
>dads vs broors Realistically this is where Milwaukee can break the curse
Guardians is a better name and is actually related to the city
>>158001725braves used up all their pitchers though and dodgers have a team of cy youngs rested
>>158001771the natives have become pussified sjw wailers. they aren't the stoic braves you read about 300 years ago
>no baseball tomorrow
>>158001771throughout the 2000s almost every poll of injuns showed a vast majority approved of the redskins name and logo (an ungodly amount of teams in oklahoma aka featherhead central used a knockoff redskin logo) but you get the right crybabies in front of a camera with support from our benevolent overlords and you end up with the nonsense surrounding the Washington Football Team.
>>158001825it's baseball bruv, unless your team is terrible by default you have a 40% chance to win almost any game.
What are they guarding?
cum shitter kek!
>>158001703many are saying this
>>158001822pretty soulless to change a name that has been associated with the city for over a century is how I would see itI'd imagine that name is more related to and widely associated with Cleveland than the Guardians of Traffic are
>>158001877lake ontario
>>158001877dis bussy
WC round was kind of shit this year. We got spoiled last year with three 3 game series'.
>>158001885Thoughts on Israel Adesanya, Taika Watiti, and lamb chops?
>>158001841yea Redskins logo was pretty cool, nglI really like Wahoo too, but could see why it might be seen as a caricature in comparison
All the stats and circumstances say my Braves should get handily spanked by the Dodgers but beating Philly is like removing a 100 ton weight off their backs mentally. Who knows what's gonna happen now.
The this is that the padres NEED to win every King start to have a chance but he’s shit on the road compared to home. I think he’s currently slotted to go in both games 2 & 5 which would be on the road.
>>158001908Lamb Chops Play Along was a banger for a growing young lad
>>158001877Lake America
for me it's Zitkala-Å ashe was so beautiful and a great writer to boot
>>158001942woah
>>158000683Why is New York drinking our lakes?
>>158001942remove my mets from this picture at once. we do not associate with the likes of you
>>158001959>all the annoying faggot teams are that picture Yeah no they belong there
>>158001877You said it yourself, bitch. They're the Guardians of the Galaxy
>>158001959no one associates with the Faggets
>>158001949No idea who this is (I will NOT google her) but I would willingly strike her in the face repeatedly and then choke the shit out of her as I fucked her in the ass
>>158002002be respectful. she's unironically a trailblazer and the type of dignified, intelligent, and courageous women who is vanishingly rare in today's world
You now remember Armando Benetiz.
>>158001959NO!!!!
>>158001771cherokee from oklahoma here:literally every single small town school here (which would be considered rez towns anywhere else, our entire state is technically tribal land so...) are kind of "Warrior" or "Chiefs" or other ndn type shit. growing up, ALL the ndn kids wore Chiefs/Indians/Redskins (redskins being the most popular) starter jackets. literally EVERYONE. absolutely no ndn's thought it was racist. i mean at the end of the day, is it better to have a cool logo that everyone at least knows, or to have nothing? without casinos, would ANYONE ever think of ndn's? at least with the chiefs, redskins, indians people were forced into being like "oh yeah, these people exist".the only people who complained were whites claiming to be native or jew adjacent ndn's who just grift politics for money.
>>158001822the logo fucking sucks tho.
