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Kitties Edition
Flashback >>157986700
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Devils won that game
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S T E N B E R G
T
E
N
B
E
R
G
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TUSKS UP
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my jackies are 1-0
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>gaybres
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who put the hat on that cat
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>>157998553
>rags
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‘We’ve gotten past the way no-trade clauses were intended’: Bettman on NHL players forcing trades
Oh, boy. What does (((he))) have up his sleeve now?
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sex with michelle gingrass
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We’re Kraken tonight :)
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is chicago or calgary worse?
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Flames should shoot more
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THE HUNT IS BACK
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>flames
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teds desu
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Wolf should save more
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Freddy G SSSCCCAAAARRRSS
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I almost drafted wolf in fantasy this year. kek. good avoidance.
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I really am beyond excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey tonight at the home opener!
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my sharkies win this one easily
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>>157998633
She has a jewish mouth. I bet she's of the tribe.
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Soon...
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i'm watching kitties shorks
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>>157998731
Yeah it’s the game of the night
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>>157998711
That's a man
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>>157998723
Thanks for the webm bro
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>boko imama
Desginated enforcer?
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>they really did put that on TV
lmao
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>>157998756
That doesn't bother west coasters
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>>157998774
Is he actually playing tonight?
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>>157998723
The absolute swagger with that swing, you knew right away.
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>>157998711
Holy shit it’s KIPPERS
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MY DEBBIES FRICK WON LETS GO BRO’S!
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hatewatch oilers or watch celebini...
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>>157998778
Gene Principe special
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>>157998774
He isn’t a fighter
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Ray Ferraro doing colour commentary for the Canucks.
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>>157998817
watch the flames
this comeback will be sick
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>>157998817
Pity watch Vancouver
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Nucks better have a new goal song this season
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>>157998817
Latter. Celebrini is the zoomer Bedard was supposed to be
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>>157998599
:)!!!
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>>157998829
They should copy the oilers and comeback with a different goalie
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dickinson scratched...
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>>157998817
celebrini home opener and debut as captain
plenty of opportunities to hate watch the soilers in the future
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>>157998792
Maybe?
>>157998823
After colorado chimping out with 8 goals everyone can rest easy.
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Watchin' my sharkies while fapping to AI Dungeon tonight!
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finally time for my sharkies
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>>157998817
watch both
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>>157998877
>captain
of what? The twinks?
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>>158000000
>>157999999
Didn’t think it would happen tonight but it should happen within the hour
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>>157998887
BASED BOKO
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>>157998918
I have faith that /hoc/ will get both.
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>macklin twink love fest
>laffs bust
I'm okay with this.
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MOOOOOOOOOOSE. Sit down Skeji!
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>>157998553
oh no! he's going to suffocate
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>>157998972
Don’t worry. He has breathing room
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two twassan injun cheifs killed themseleves on truth and reconciliation day
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
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>>157998823
yes he is
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>>157998999
this eveything
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>>157998817
Gudas raping celebrini
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>Shestyorkin finally scored
About fucking time
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>>157998999
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHES ASSIST*
KAPRIZOV SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
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>>157998972
he'll get pissed and swat at you if you try to take it off of him
>he thinks he's a Panther when he's wearing it
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>>157998918
Is /hoc/ back in regular season shape?
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>most dangerous lead in SLC
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I want another scoreless draw into OT.
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There is no Hymen or Nugent Hopkin
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>>157999054
why does he look so jewish?
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SHORKS AND KITTIES LET'S GO!
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>>157999031
Well, it also happens to be our playoff form btw. As long as we're not in our offseason form.
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>>157999054
"scoreless Gary Time", Gareth
>you sound like a nerd when you say it
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how is chicago still this shit
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Is it not embarrassing to put Draisaitl with McDavid on the first line against Vancouver?
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i hate team hopping bandwagoner so much. i have no words to describe how gloryhunting makes me feel
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>>157999070
Boca has nice weather.
The gary belt.
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>>157999070
Shut your honky mouth, cracka
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>gayllagher
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>>157998940
/hoc/ truly runs /sp/
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Can Vancouver put more ads on the glass?
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>>157999082
Not as bad as losing to Vancouver
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My Jackies won the trade btw
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>>157999093
I’m sticking with my team even though they’re shit and run by retards
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>>157999082
He deserves it.
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he's... perfect
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Gary we need powerplays it's the mighty Canucks we're up against!
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>>157999128
:)!
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>>157999105
Gary’s finest interns are researching that idea
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>>157999079
Maybe Bedard is not captain material... maybe he's also not playoff material.
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>rags btfo blots
>wild leading mild
>flames lol
>tusks up
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>>157999079
Patty Kane is washed up and should retire
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The Flames are still heating up
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/hoc/ becomes way too gay when the sharks play, shame on you. i'm gonna start making breakfast, i'm out
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>>157999105
>>157999156
Tell them to call marketing; they'll know what's legal to put where
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>>157999211
this was supposed to go on /hoc/ but i mixed the threads, sorry /nfl/ frens. football is better than hockey so not leaving here
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>>157999211
Make me some eggs and coffee, Heikki
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Flames are due for a first overall pick this is grim
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>>157999211
With bacon and eggs?
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I just realized I have 4 Wild PP1 players on my fantasy roster. Might have put too many eggs in one basket kek.
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trouba could do the funniest thing to barkov
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>>157999105
Is that a new feature?
There is a lot more they can plaster over the screen, and around it!
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>>157999240
>>157999242
yes bacon and eggs, that's it :D but i'll watch football while doing it, my leaving comment was for /hoc/, i left them but not /nfl/ because frens
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imagine getting BTFO by the >rags
the absolute state of tampa
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Jake Middleton sucks send him back to Minnesota
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yeah a fight
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>>157999273
Have you been drinking fren?
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I am shocked Celebrini is going for Barkov. Don't want to get head hunted by the Tkachuks
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>>157999241
Imagine losing to the krakheads
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>rags
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What does John Hynes yell when he wants Danila to make a line change?

Yurov!
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>kraken dabbing on flames
>utah dabbing on redskins
Bold script Gary.
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>Wolf is still in net
Don't tell me the alternative is worse than awooman
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>>157999292
They beat the avs in the playoffs. They are a top team in this league.
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>>157999290
ofc not, i got threads mixed up AGAIN
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Celebrini tries to fuck with barkov, and thats what happens
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>>157999285
We tried to tell you. Thanks for Coleman and Maatta though. Both have had a solid first game.
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lol pusy euro barkov can't handle a child?
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>I WANNA KNOW

>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE PUCK
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>mild freaks emerging out of the woodwork even after being humiliated by the leafs
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Nice tits behind the Nuckies' bench
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>>157999341
So this is the power of a Finn
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shorks chimping out
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just learned there's an nhl referee named skeletor
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>>157999241
Not if I can help it.
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Even veterans of the league like Schenn are tired of Pettersson.
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>bro the flames have good leadership and coaching
>currently losing 3-0
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HE WON THAT FIGHT
>>157999344
>white puck
>black ice
Will Gary enable night mode?
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GARY WE NEED MORE PPS THE CANUCKS ARE TOO STRONG
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look at the boobs
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>>157999433
>Will Gary enable night mode?
He will in February.
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>>157999363
Thanks for teaching me that
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Quinn Hughes is leaving Minnesota btw
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Two guys in the passing lane and they can't block the pass kek
>nuckies
>>
Why is it always a leaf poster seething about Minnesota? Hmm...
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>>157999474
he is not. he loves Minnesota and wants to bring the cup to the state of hockey desu
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nurse making his prescience known
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>>157999496
How many times has he fucked little mackie in the asshole?
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>>157999474
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>>157999433
No, lad, it's a UV-reactive material for the puck, so they put on the Black Lights, and it's Club Night at Gary's House; put all the refs in neon orange safety suits and special one-night-only jerseys for the players
>Darude, Sandstorm
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fuck
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>vancouver
>0 shots on goal
WAKE UP
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>>157999550
bud put some uv-reactive material into you
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>fumes
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Oh yeah Nuckies are finishing last again
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my sharkies :DDD
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>canucks getting gapped by a team running a single NHL line
lmao
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sharkies scaar!!
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Hongcouver used up all their puck luck on Tuesday
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NURSE PENULTY BOX
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We'll always have game 1 of the season.
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>peelander
KWAB
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me and my bros steelie's are having a melty this game
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i'm sad my jackies didn't keep marchment
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>>157999650
That's racist.
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Canucks arent out tanking the flames
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RELEASE THE KARKEN
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Sharks are swimming into playoffs
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Nucks to score some goals to get back in this game
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>>157999653
Tradition
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>Nuckies chimping out already
What a shit team
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i was told evan bouchard was bad?
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Why does no one take those cheap shots at McDavid and try to end his season?
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WILD!
I
N
!
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>>157999677
Two more periods, they have time.
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>>157999706
Wait until he faces a non-shit team and has to start defending
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remembered marchment was on the sharks and now i'm rooting for the panthers
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our nucks could use a podkolzin...
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>the city of Schnatchville
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>>157999719
JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
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>>157999714
Like NFL, he's protected or else?
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Wild are bitchmade taking our sloppy seconds.
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>>157999706
Know the workplace rules

Makar
>"2 points, -1"
>"Aw you're a Norris contender"

Bouchard
>"5 points, +2"
>"You're not an NHL defenceman"
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>>157999584
kwab
>>
Pretty good save by the pup there
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>>157999757
I dont think Gary has the same threatening prescence as Roger Goodell.
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>>157999612
the flames exist though
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>canacuck flag seething about the Wild
Why does he do it, /hoc/?
>>
misa is kill
>>
Kek Nuckies are losing 3-0 and Lankinen already saved 2 goals on top of that
>>
Nucks more like Juncks
>>
>>157999808
Not even Finnish goaltending can save them
>>
>don't play jarry
>win

woah
>>
misa not feel so good
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>>157999640
Correct!
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>>157999789
Gary doesn't need to intimidate; he has muscle for that
>NFL = corporate lawsuit
>NHL = early grave
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barkov bros..
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>nurse
>jones
i'm noticing a pattern
>>
Wild are so sad I feel bad for wild fans they need to be relocated and lose their team at this point like the north stars did
>>
wrote this in the old thread
>>157998524
>Houston
Going to happen
>Atlanta
Third times the charm
>Phoenix
Happening at some point and will be the Coyotes again
>Hamilton
NOPE!
>Milwaukee
not likely
>Portland
absolutely not. local economy and politics are fucked
>Hartford
Same a Portland
>Cleveland
not likely
>Omaha
Maybe?
>Kansas City
not again
>Sacramento
NOPE!
>Quebec City
There will never be an owner that will put up all the money for a meager ROI
>>
>>157999876
They’re Canadian?
>>
krak has small pp
>>
>>157999886
What region of "canada" are their ancestors from?
>>
>>157999876
these are the analytics we need to be looking into
>>
THE CITY OF CHICAGO
>>
>>157999876
not racist but dont like em
>>
>>157999910
Nova Scotia
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>>157999838
>score more goals than you allow shots
>win
>>
>>157999927
What’s your opinion on Suzuki?
>>
!!!!! the vancouver canucks have recorded a second shot on goal
>>
>tij iginla has already busted out of the nhl
kwab
>>
>>157999886
Seth Jones is an American, he's the son of a basketball player
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ALL OF /HOC/ WILL MAKE IT
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>>157999798
shut the fuck up mildcuck
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*scores*
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>C4nucks
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LAFFS MENTIONED
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>>158000000
/hoc/ runs /sp/
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>>157999876
I will still never understand why the sharts gave edmonton a free out from that horrendous contract
what were they thinking
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>>157999967
>>
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>>158000000
check
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>>158000000
/hoc/ stays winning
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>>158000000
SOUL
O
U
L
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>the Houston Wranglers
>the Atlanta Thrashers
>the Phoenix Coyotes
>the Hamilton Tigers
>the Milwaukee Muskies
>the Portland Lumberjacks
>the Hartford Whalers
>the Cleveland Barons
>the Omaha Shockers
>the KC Scouts
>the California Golden Seals
>the Quebec City Nordiques
>NHL Project 44
>>
now this is what I was expecting from the canucks this year
>>
Off to dominos for some NY style pepperoni in honour of the rangers
Y'all want anything
>>
>>158000000
make what?
>>
>>157999358
Barkov is Russian.
>Portland
>absolutely not. local economy and politics are fucked
Who would've thunk?
>>
>Oilers have twice as many goals as Canucks have shots
>>
>>158000000
Well this thread is no longer about hockey

>>158000020
Nurse made sense if he didn't also get Trouba
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>>158000000
HUGE HOPE
>>
>>158000000
checked :)
>>
>>158000000
based
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>>157999998
Whoops I forgot that he’s a Colorado boy
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>>158000020
>what were they thinking
They owed gary for him rigging them the 1OA.
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>>158000000
>>158000000
>>158000000
>>
>>158000000
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>>158000071
They should have started Jarry to build his emotional state back
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>>158000000
nigger
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>>158000061
Make it as in we’ll reach our goals :)
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>>158000000
Fuck yeah
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>>158000000
checked
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>>158000070
>>157999880
>>
>>158000071
mcgayvid is pissed off
>>
>>158000000
c-c-c-c-checked
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>>158000000
and if you're not from here, fuck off
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>>158000000
>>157999999
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>>158000157
Both are /hoc/ posts if you think about it.
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>>158000000
put me in the screencap
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>>157998918
>>157998940
kek
true
>>
>>158000172
/hoc/ is truly powerful
>>
ostapchuk is one of those guys that just exists
>>
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.

>Game Details
>• Date: April 17, 2022

>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada

>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2

>Key Highlights
>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.

>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.

>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.

>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
>>
That's the game this retard has been blabbering on about for 3 years now?
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>>158000232
KWABB
>>
the chicago blackrapes appear to be the victim of an ironic circumstance
>>
Are the Chicago Blackocks the most incompetently run organization in Hockey?
>>
at least they've got bowen byram
>>
MY San Jose Sharkies :) don't look like shit 'appy days
>>
patrick kane chose to endure a whole season of this instead of retiring, what a team player
>>
babs must have threatened to take the phones after last game
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>>158000273
Detroit might give them a run for their money
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>>158000290
$16M over two years also helps.
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Fire Blashill, clean house. Holy fuck the hawks look like the worst team in the league. Like they aren’t even close to competing with the other 31 teams.
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they paid byram how much?????
>>
>>158000292
McDavid doesn’t want to relinquish his favorite doujins
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Gary always makes MY Duckies wait so long to start >our season
>>
My Mammies :)
>>
GREAT AUDIO in this game gary nice one
>>
>>158000273
I thank god everyday I got to live through the 3 Cups in 6 years. It’s going to be a very long time before this team even sniffs the playoffs again.
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woot
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this is an absolute kwabbing
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fuckin hell chicago no wonder bedard looks like he wants to die
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WE WANT TEN
>>
>>158000000
Checked
>>157999999
>>
>Every 5 shots, a goal is scored on the Rapehawks
>They don't even put up a fight, just accepting it
>>
I’m glad flames traded first round picks for nemec it’s really paying off.
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>>158000341
Funny thing actually, Blackhawks being close to the playoffs is going to coincide with Connor Bedard's trade demand in approximately 5-7 seasons.
>>
>he's on the 'nadian vpn now
grim
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>>158000463
lol coming from the Swede
>>
Bustard
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>>157999999
hoc to bud on 04/17/22 (he did not listen)
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When is /hoc/ going to crowdsource a cameo post from Marchand?
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which NHL players should Gary put on Wheel of Fortune? Vanna White is still touch letters on that show. I remember when she actually had to turn them
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Alberta will separate soon. The vote is this month.
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>nuck5
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>>158000000
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>squids up 3 0
>tusks up 5 0
>soilers up 4 0
Really Gary?
>>
sharkies are dirty as fuck. targeting barkov. Tkachuks should kill celebitchi and smith and see how they like it.
>>
>>158000529
How old are you?
>>
Evan BouchORRd is now up to 8 points
>>
>>158000538
>this month
Only 30 days to swing the polls 25%
>>
>>158000542
same as it ever was
>>
Man...nuckies look like they could use an Elite Defenseman right about now. Too bad buium isn't it.
>>
>>158000568
>trusting polls after trump
>>
>>158000554
>Tkachuks should
say that like they're capable... matthew's entire upper body is compromised he can only hit people with his ass now
>>
>>158000567
Feeding on a basement team in his first two games will do that
>>
>fl4mes
>>
>>158000586
>cucknadian replied to that post
because of course he did.
>>
Notice how everyone shitting on albertan independence are never actually from Alberta? It’s always some freeloading leftie who relies on us giving them handouts.
>>
The oilers decade of slow starts to the season has finally ended
>>
>>158000586
to be fair, the ass is a player's most powerful weapon
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>>158000630
you mad?
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call me a freeloading leftie because i free my loads leftie
>>
Uh oh Oilers uh oh
>>
krakheads are we winning it all this year?
>>
>>158000529
>>158000555
>Vanna White officially stopped manually "turning" letters and began using the digital board on February 24, 1997. This change marked her transition from a "letter turner" to a "letter toucher".
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Fuck it I believe!
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Oilers goalie rocking a .667
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GET JIGGY WITH IT
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>>158000670
>What makes the NHL better than the NFL or the NBA is... parity!
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cats are fucking washed
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there is no safe lead with jarry lmao better keep scoring cucks
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>>158000639
What's the population of the town where you live ?
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Canucks are on the comeback
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>nooooo Alberta cant succeed we need to them fund our vanity projects and give welfare to everyone in Atlantic Canada and Quebec and Ontario!!!!
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TALKIN BOUT THAT WILD WILD WEST!
WIKI WIKI NOW!
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Well that didn't last long. Just relegate the Canucks already
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3 of the late games are 4+ goals to 0
kek...now soon to be the shorks/kitties game too
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>benis
>5lames
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kino game
go sharkies
t. east coaster
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>getting scored on by Frederic
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Alberta would be the Dubai of North America without Ottawa interference
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are they saying "we want tacos?"
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>>158000747
gross
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>waiting 3:59 to score a shg
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Levi rocking that pristine .500 sv%
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>Le Flems
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Canucks would score more goals if they got a new goal song
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>>158000747
in dubai you get paid to have people shit on you but in alberta you pay to get shit on (watching the soilers and flamers)
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>>158000747
flying in blonde girls to shit on them and making chocolate with pistachios in it?
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>>158000758
yeah 3 goals = 3 free tacos
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OFFICIAL
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As a goalie would you rather save:
>2 for 4
or
>11 for 17
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>>158000691
Yeah they’re old and washed
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>>158000747
Seggs with camels and horses?
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PENULTY
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>>158000805
2 for 4 so i can blame being cold
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kwab barkov
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barkwab missing another season
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barkov's knee
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>>158000805
Totals > rates
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You'd need 2 dozen Matthew Turtlecucks to pull just 2 Jackeyes from a single Brady
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barkov snapped his leg again
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>Barkov ded again
F
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>>158000788
>>158000798
>>158000814
Dubai is one of the most prosperous places on earth with its vast oil wealth. Alberta has more oil let that sink in. You wouldn’t be able to tell though because Ottawa either is stealing our wealth or blocking pipelines.
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Saddledome deserves better
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dynasty cancelled
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barkov ded kwab
NURSE'D
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Barkov out for the season AGAIN
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Nuckies....
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>barkov ded
>again
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>>158000858
>>158000860
>>158000861
You better not be fucking with me
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what absolute contempt to put mcdavid out on the pk
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Barkov is dead
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barkov has to be so mad at himself.
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>Barkov
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>>158000912
he twisted his leg weirdly and left immediately
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Yeah Oilers are just emoting on them at this point.
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FLAMES GETTING BULLIED
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>>>Barkov
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How many goals will Oilers score this game?
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>>158000912
leg folded like a young hockey player's heterosexuality when the team-building gangbang comes up
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>>158000912
Looks like he hyperextended his knee or something.
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why did the nuckies trust a blind coach
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>>158000000
Nice get.
t. /nfl/
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No one said this is what a rebuild entailed...
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So it's another one of these years again in a row for my Blackhawks huh
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>157965387
canadian thanksgiving
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oh no! anyway
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oilers gonna score like 14
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Is it the same leg?

>>158000953
Kek
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webm of barkov so i can troll the panturds fans in the future please?
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Oilers straight raping
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>>158000881
Imagine the hockey stadium
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the canucks fucking suck
but this is grim af for a cup contender
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M A C K
A
C
K
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>>158000959
It's the same knee btw
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>>157965387
>>158000976
oops
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OH YEAH CAPTAIN MACK
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>>158000985
Not surprising given just one player scored 4 last game
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>Barkov dies
>kitties crumble
grim
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Isn't Celebrini a pokemon?
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kitties getting raped
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sharks partners is about to get violent
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>>158000963
read the sign >>158000147
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GET IN THEIR KITTIES!
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PREDICT NOW WHICH FLORIDA WILL GO FULL CHIMPOUT
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>>158001049
That’s celebi
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>>158000990
it was his left leg this time, could be knee or ankle or both
don't know what it was last time
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t-minus 5 minutes until the kitties start blatantly headhunting
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Who ever said the oilers would get revenge tonight was right
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I'm always hurting my weak ass knees
He's just like me
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>>158001016
It was a good run.
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>>158001072
One of the Tkachukies
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this should've been by canesies two days ago but they were still eepy and hungover from the summer
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>>158001083
No you are!
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>>158001049
a few weeks ago people were lined up outside of the Superstore all night from 10pm to 7am waiting for some Pokiemon shit
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>>158001114
Ding ding ding
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>>158001016
Good. I took Barkov in fantasy to guarantee this. Faggot captains an entire team of faggots and acts like he's a saint.

>>158001072
Brady. Barkov promised to read to him tonight
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>>158001072
Sammy
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>>158001131
I’m a Pokémon card scalper. I lost a lot of money on this newest set.
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brady goes in to board nurse but nurse bends over because he thinks he saw a penny then brady tumbles headfirst into the glass and literally breaks in half
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just popping in to laugh at the cantpucks
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I hope one of the Tkachuks kills celebitchi tonight.
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>>158001177
and Nurse
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5 minute major? that's not gonna stand
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Celebrini is a sexy man sharks fans are a lucky bunch.
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>being mad at a twink
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lol @flames
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yeah we're chimping out
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>>158001153
>I lost a lot of money on this newest set.
excellent
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BRADY FINNA TKACHUK
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florida chimping the fuck out already
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>>155971349
told u
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Poor chimpout attempt
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>oilers score 2 SHGs in 34 seconds
>only the 7th quickest pair in team history
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DISPLEASED
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I was told the flames were a hockey team?
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blood4blood
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>>158001274
We have nemec
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>>158001250
the bruins once scored 3shg on one pp against the canes i remember watching it live on my tv
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oh my god there's still an entire period left in the nucks game
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>>158001274
I don't know who told you that, or why you believed them
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Anal is the gayest possible option
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>Florida roughing penalty for literally no reason
Good. Maybe they've fallen out of Gary's good graces.
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>>158001274
allegedly
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nuckies only have 5 shot...
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>>158001294
I thought the flyers had it bad.
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>>158001153
Based
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>>158001332
imagine if they had a defenseman that played offensively minded...
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I used to think Barkov was a stand up guy. Now I know he'll never stand again

>>158001280
>coach your team to be dirty
>complain about how many penalties they take
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>>158001318
reffies are trying to preempt the chimpout
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How the hell did Cagnoni make the team over someone like Musty
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The more I think about giving up two shorthanded goals on the same powerplay the more angry I get.
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refs spamming phantom penalties bc they know florida is gonna chimpout
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>>158001372
he scores a lot in the ahl
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If barkov is dead again, lol.
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Krakens making the playoffs this season
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>>158001285
Is he the lead accountant?
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Wolf never lived up to his rookie season
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>>158001285
his name backwards looks like it would be pronounced semen
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>>158001274
They're actually the Lames.
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The sharks will pay for injuring Barkov.
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>>158001415
After enjoying a nice cup of coffee I'm 90% certain it was in fact the other knee Barky injured last time, so it's merely catastrophic for the season instead of career-ending? (I'm no less retarded after caffeine)
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>>158001372
he can also run power plays
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Why does the sharks' network have commercials in spanish?
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>>158001516
He literally just fell over
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>158001517
meant to quote >>158001411 but good luck to the krakheads too
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the sharks should get hellebuyck
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>>158001519
>San Jose
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>>158001516
Karma always wins. Barkov is paying the price for having two Tkachuks on his team as well as Bennett, Ekblad, etc
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I was told that Porter Martone was to be a Calder Trophy leading candidate.
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This is supposed to be the best draft in nhl history.
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>nurse again
hmmmmmmmmm
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Barkovs leg is fucked
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>>158001537
Noodles on Overdrive has been saying that for weeks.
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>>158001547
it's incredible that radko gudas is somehow like the fourth biggest nigger on the team
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>>158001517
A small price to pay stopping the soilers twice from hoisting lord gary's cup.
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Why does nurse want to kiss the tkachuk brothers so bad. What is he? A faggot?
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Darnizzy Nurzizzle is trying his best to win me over and it's working
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gg lames, better luck on sunday
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Nurse shrugging like the feigning dindu he is lmao
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Why does nurse look extra black in sharks colours ?
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Igor Shesterkin has more goals than Gavin McKenna.
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So how will the Panthers be able to postpone giving the 1st round picks to Chicago and Boston for another season where they will finish bottom 5?
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TESTUDO
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Why is nurse involved in all of the dirty plays tonight?
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>nurse chimping out
pottery
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>>158001596
He has more goals than the entire flames team
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>>158001595
Grier has been giving him melanin transfusions
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>>158001590
it's only fair when the kitties pretended to get knocked down by a garden gnome
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Saturday night Flames vs Canucks is going to be so based
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>>158001611
that is NOT true they have the same amount
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ASS DEEP PAINS
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UH OH OILERS

UH OH
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>>158001547
based
I hate how everyone is like "oh he's so nice and gentlemanly" meanwhile his entire career is to work with and cosign the evilest motherfuckers in the league
"oh he's so sportsmanlike, just staple the lady byng to him" meanwhile he has absolutely nothing to say while watching every one of his teammates cheat around him all the time
fuck Barkov
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>>158001572
It's a managerial philosophy.
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ARSEDEEP SCAAAAAAARS
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>ASS-karov
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Kitties finally do something
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Come on Saar Gary give this one to us.
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>>158001595
california has given him sun
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meowmeowmeow
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fucking finally
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Nurse should crosscheck Bennett in the head next
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Finally a scar!
THE MOAT DANGEROUS LEAD
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Does anyone get credit for a faceoff win when there's 0.1 seconds left?
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Sharks are the dirtiest team in the league
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Pettersson, to Arshdeep. Back to Pettersson. Takes a look, passes back to Arshdeep. To Pettersson. Arshdeep now, Pettersson, Arshdeep SHOOTS! Just wide, picked up by Zeevstein Buiumberg, to Arshdeep he SCAAAAAAAAAAAARS! HE SCAAARS! Vancouver deficit reduced to 5!
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>jeet coach
>jeet player
>flames have a jeet defenseman

They're taking over
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>>158001595
>>158001614
nah the transfusions are coming from being in proximity to other monkeys in the area
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>down 5
Can canucks can?
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>>158001666
Calgary is 40% Indian
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>>158001668
Florida literally has the blackest person in the league on their bench
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My melanin type is b+
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Jesus christ hawks suck absolute ass. I'm tired bros, I just want my team to be good :(
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Pucksindeep Bains
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>>158001670
its gonna be an inverse repeat of their previous game
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>that's what they do, the panthers try to... LURE you into playing their game (being niggers favored by the refs because their coach is good at whining)
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Abbotsford Canucks legend Arsedeep Pains
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Wtf that Chicago logo is racist as fuck
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>>158001721
>>158001702
You're retarded as fuck
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>>158001702
yeah that argument doesn't hold water because the sharks are the team running around like nigs right now
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>>158001682
Shitcongo literally has more cups in the last 15 years than most teams have in their entire existence
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when will gary step in and do something about chicago
the byram thing clearly shows they have 0 clue what they are doing
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>>158001721
>Wtf that Chicago logo is racist as fuck
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>>158001702
you were raped by a grown man that collects dolls
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>>158001679
Please do not insult Boko Haram
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>>158001735
Sure but what about NOW
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>>158001679
how black?
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barkov status?
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>>158001742
>tf
>tp
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>>158001733
they have an excuse

pretend this is the picture of nurse with his long-ass head on backwards
>>
LIVE SPORTS
ESPN PLUS ORIGINALS
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>>158001755
>Bokondji Imama
That black
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>>158001756
the panthers season is basically over already
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recycle
>>157997160
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>>158001760
Here
Just two San Jose Sharks legends living their best lives
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>>158001733
they were very public about hiring a bunch of goons to babysit against other goon squads. this was always going to be one of the test case games.
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>>158001787
>>158001787
new
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>>158001776
kill yourself
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>>158001776
You got me you fuck
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>>158001782
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>>158001790
Thats an offseason gimmick.
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>>158001856
>>158001856
>>158001856
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another year of hell, enjoy shitties KEK
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>>158001776



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