bud edition
Go Canucks Go!
I think they should have cancelled this segment...
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.>Game Details>• Date: April 17, 2022>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2>Key Highlights>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
heads up boys>>158001788, game is fast>>158001797
Everybody is saying "What can be done about those Devils?" and "Maybe it's not our year..."
>>158001758This new logo is so much worse than the old one. Cringe.
babcock should have come out with his own minecraft world to seem relatable
is badcock a real name? it sounds made up
>>158001821So then I watched the second disk, and I was like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HE SHOOTS, IGORSheh
>>158001805left ankle?
>>158001782He played an amazing 8 games after that Reeves hit btw. Like almost as good as his bubble season.
But but
>>158001805Why is nurse such a dirty player?
>>158001848Maybe but it looks like the knee buckles, then he can't lift that leg properly and then he puts pressure on it and it gives out
TIL Carl Hagelin a Player Development Coach/European Scout for the Minnesota Wild
>>158001848First he grabbed his ankle then his knee.>>158001846I want to strangle those pun makers on NHL.com to death.
finn sisters... i don't feel so good
Did we just experience a career ending injury tonight?
>>158001881no not yet
>>158001878Who cares he's Russian
>>158001881God I hope so. TOTAL FINN DEATH isn't just a meme, it's a lifestyle
>>158001881he got up and walked off the ice by himself
>>158001881Nice to get it out of the way now I guess.
UH OH OILSISSIES DO YOU FEEL IT COMING
>>158001881Not just career, but dynasty ending. Aaron Ekblad isn't strong enough to do it himself.
>>158001860
oilers goaltending is the gift that keeps on giving
>>158001868He walked out on his own, which probably means knee. If his ankle was fucked he would probably not be able to walk that good. My bet is an MCL injury. You would be able to walk without problem immediately after due to adrenaline and the equipment holding the knee somewhat steady, but shortly after the knee starts to swell and it gets stiff as fuck.
Barkov slipped on a patch of ice and ended his season Kind of silly to play on such a dangerous surface, Gary should do something about it
>>158001948yeah? What the FUCK would YOU know about it, jackass?
AIIIEEEE REFFIES SAVE MY OILERS THEY'RE BLOWING IT
>>158001921Not if our reffies can stop the comeback!
>>158001960I'm a doctor :)
Come on refs be cool!
Not a great night for calgary
my sharkies :|
uh oh sharkies
> Barkov is not back for the third...not the same leg he injured last year...but you're always concerned when a player reacts so disgutedly. >Hopefully not as bad as it looks
most dangerous lead
MY KITTIES!>>158001881So prepare for a chance of a lifetimeBe prepared for sensational newsA sharks new eraIs tiptoeing nearerJust listen to teacher!
double doink past asskarov
Oilers are collapsing again
how did that go in?don't askarov
What an absurdly hilarious call. An intent to injure overturns "no goal".
MAALI :DDDDDD
OHNONONO SHARK BROS
you fucking blew it shorks
uhhhh Shorks?
Devon (((Levi)))?Don't trust him.Simple as.
Alright, Askarov is still shit, no surprise there
WOWWWWEEEEE the Sharks are defensively irresponsible
FUCKING TIEDOUR HERO
Tkachuk's Fuk and Suk
misa turn the puck over
fucking lazy ass shorks on that third goal, not even remotely trying
>Cantpucks catching upoh boy it really will be a repeat of their last game in reverse
WE ARE BACK.
>>158002029Formerly Barkov's.
And now they're panicking and spamming point shots just like last year, SJ looked like they improved for two whole periods before it evaporated
>>158002022>defensively irresponsibleIs that a paraphrase for defensively shitty?
>>158002029formerly Sneed's
mukhamadullin -4 in a game your team scores 8 goals...
DID GARY DO A BAD JOB ADVERTISING HIS SPORT? I JUST FOUND OUT NHL IS BACK
>ticketmaster ad on the iceboooooooo
>>158002059I thought they cancelled the NHL?
>>158002061Better than gambling ads.
you'll never guess the nucks forward with the most ice time
oilers are blowing it AGAIN
>>158002074Just like my islanders
Uuuuh Oilers aren't gonna blow this, r-right?
>>158002067>my scam can beat up your scam
oh my lord lmao
OH NO NO NONONOMCDAVID IS PISSED
>the Oilers were up like fuckin 8-2 or something at one point>the Nucks have gotten within two goals>still 13 minutes to work withwhat the FUCK
McDavid will be legit pissed if they lose this
EP40 is so fucking back
no way the oilers blow a 6 goal lead... right?
8-2 the most dangerous lead
>>158002059Growing the game?>Led by new CMO Sean Eggert, the NHL is rolling out a series of short stories on audiobook platforms throughout the season that present real-life NHL storylines in the style of romance novels.
>>158002089He's gonna beat up his boyfriend :<
IT WAS 8-2
Nurse is simultaneously giving this game to Florida and keeping San Jose alive
>8-6what did gary mean by this?
GARY THE OILERS ARE BLOWING A 6 GOALS LEAD THEY NEED A PP GARY
>>158002085Legit?
GO GARY GO!8-8 OT
shorty for the nucks incoming I feel it in my bones
That Senators helmet is awesome.
Boooo Draishitter scored
Nice attempt at a comeback Nuckies. However:>Finnish goaltending
>finnish goaltending
>>158002112Oh shit, I thought you guys were memeing. What the fuck is going on in that game?
>>158002142classic oilers goaltending
>>158002142canadian hockey
>follow precisely one hockey guy on social media>shows 8-2>didn't realize it was only the second period>see him start going insane>see scoreWhat the actual fuck is happening in that game?
Holy fuck when you have a 1 on 1 stop letting off a half-assed shot at the hashes, just take it behind the fucking net and set up holy shit San Jose did this for 82 fucking games straight last year and it drove me up a wall
>>158002142Oilers Nuckies is kino bro. The last few years are all meme games.
>get to use this image>its only the 2nd gamegonna be a loooong season for ol baddick and I hope he screams at McDavid until he cries
there could be five more goals scored this game
oof the oilers got 2 shortiesi can't even call them refbabbies tonight
how is it that kicking the puck to score doesn’t count, but kicking it to pass does? he didn’t even attempt to play the puck with his stick on the face off at all either; kinda high IQ play but super greasy too
shorkie sisters what happened?
>>158002185back to form as usual
>>158002185Cats remembered they can swim
misa scores in the final minute of regulation
>try not to let in at least 6 goals challenge>oilels
>>158002167If they average 7 goals per game they might just win the cup with this goalie thrandem
>>158002204oooh mooey mooey
the nucks goalie actually has the better sv%
Do they sell Baja Blast at Shorks games?
very serious cup contender gives up 12 goals in 2 games to the canucks
>>158002222They could have 82 shutouts after this game and I will still call them a shit team.
Eat shit Podkolzin
>>158002185Florida was the worst possible team to play to start off a season with a team full of new players because they don't give you a chance to actually play a hockey game
>>158002233>it's the other team's fault that they are shitkek
>>158002222Stan Bowman needs to be strung up and killed for not getting a goalie
I'm hearing Barkov won't be back for a while and even if be comes back, he'll be a shell of his former self
>>158002239Hard to see team cohesion when 90% of the game is them doublefucking the puck carrier up and down the boards
>>158002128
>>158002210Andersson could come out with both legs in casts and still be the best goalie on the team. Ingram is laughing his ass off at home
SHERWOOD DED
REF YOU SUCKREF YOU SUCKREF YOU SUCKREF YOU SUCK
>>158002248>it's the other team's fault for playing trap-zone defense
>>158002243He did get a Stanley Cup winning goalie. One that gets injured every year and didnt even make it to training camp. Atleast he didnt get fleeced for him this time.
TOUCHDOWN VANCOUVER
what did the sharks do right that the blackhawks did wrong...
IT'S NOT OVER YET
GARYTIMEARYTIME
good job nuckies :)
>>158002264Trapshit nearly killed the sport, yeah it's their fault you stupid faggot bandwagoner
can the nuckies do it?
>>158002274drafted a 1c with heart and leadership instead of a bitchy skillbottom
>>158002222these nucks have the heart and soul the oilers lack they could learn a thing or twoalso checked
I fucking hate the sharks. I hope the Tkachuks molest Smith and celebrini
>>158002283>lashing out in anger because his team of faggot twinks can't be MY PANTHIES!kek
Big Rig!!
there are more lifelong panthers fans here now than either of their cup seasons lol
Source tells me Oilers goaltending is stable, Please God
>give up 13 goals in 2 games to the destined-for-last place vancouver canucks>oilers management: yeah uhhh... what this team really needs is another depth forward or twohow are they so out of touch?
good try nuckies, at least it was fun
Shorks 4 on 3 looks horrific. No plan beside Smith and Celebrini passing it back and forth and let some random defenseman shoot it from the point.
>>158002288>drafted...a bitchy skillbottomNo, no. You misunderstood. He didn't ask what they did the same as chicago.
Good job Edmonton you survived. Good luck against actual teams who aren't shit enough to spot you 9 goals now
WAFFLEBOARDED
last 9-7 game?>Dec 5, 1992 Detroit Red Wings def. Tampa Bay Lightning
>it was 6-1
>>158002320hopefully someone still has that on a vhs tape somewhere
>>158002304Good goalies are few and far between in a watered down league.
C A G SAGS
I hate to say it but gg Oilers that was a fun little series.
get FUCKED
They never should've traded Silovs
>kitties
Shorks win
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!
Get fucked FloridaSharks dominated that OT
Nice one Luca Gabagool
>>158002320>>158002325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkXLUw8awUM
>kitties cementing themselves as Garypoint merchants early
>kitties lose to a dwarf
Nice. Fuck the panthers
>swiss goaltending
Not everybody can win OT
I await your apology forms, /hoc/
1-0 in the Darnell eraOutside of taking a million stupid penalties he actually looked good or maybe the defense has just been so bad the last couple years that even he is a breath of fresh airOUR San Jose Sharkies :)
>>158002353>had to go to OT vs. a non-playoff team>apologizeumm no sorry I don't think so
>>158002304cope they will finish ahead of the flames
i didn't even notice the kraken in all the excitement
>>158002347of course a canadian flag wants to fuck a cat
>krak won>shorks won>oleksiak scored a goalgood night for the waterbros
kraknation is taking over hoc
>>158002392Vancouver won a psychic victory over Edmonton so we basically went 3/3 tonight
>>158002357Nurse is at his best when he doesn't have to think too hard about defensive structure. When Edmonton's man to man coverage got exposed by Vegas in 2023 and they went to a more zone style that was when he fell off.
>>158002357even bad darnell is still better than last year's defence. their defensive play in general just looked different.
>>158002406true true
Nurse is gonna rob a 7-eleven
>>158002404I'm too old to be doing crack any more. Is it ok if I just have a *sips* in the morning?
Good guy canucks score just enough to make it respectable but not enough to let the f*nn escape the L
Coilers arent making the playoffs and if they are they will get swept kwab
>>158002407SJ will be great for him then because there isn't a defensive structure at all
>>158002343Damn, that arena is no bigger than what my hometown junior A team plays in
>>158001806They should cancel all gambling ads because it's the most obvious way to prove it's rigged. >Durrr why does everyone think our sport is rigged>Sponsored by draft kings>the spread pregame was>sponsored by fanduel>VISIT VEGAS! that they neglect this fact is evidence the gambling industry has been wrenched from native Americans and into the hands of jeets who can't properly code an app
>>158002427Maybe the kings can finally win a series vs them
Lethbridge Hurricanes seem like a kino team
>>158002426>>158002436>Le(e)vi goaltending
>>158002436
We built this cityWe built this city on keks and lulz
>>158002408There were a LOT more stickchecks to break up passes than last year, overall stickwork seems to be a huge step up
>>158002456The guy who took my very first oneitis virginity played for them and I've hated them ever since.
the stanley cup literally just finished why is hockey starting already
so is barkov ded for the year again theni'm assuming it was bad with how he reacted
>>158002456This is why I'm wary of (non-import) first rounders from the nobody CHL franchises. If you draft a guy from London you know what kind of system he's in.
>>158002488Gary saw the success of those Stanley Cup thermoses, and thought he'd try to cash in on that.
>>158002499He was able to walk of his own accord, so it looks like he may have just hyper extended his knee. Though, what the fuck do I know? He could have torn some shit, and was walking on pure adrenaline in his soul.
Le finn est le fin
>>158002483yeah, and actually skating out and passing deliberately instead of constantly firing at the wall
9-7 is the type of score that ruins hockey for the rest of the season.
>>158002499Torn MCL i guess
13 minutes played, three goals against
>>158002513Apparently that's a sign that it's his knee and not an ankle injury.
Lmao Oilers let in 13 goals in two games
Bouchard 2GP 8P -9
Raping Islanders next I'm afraid
>>158002547He's actually +5 and wasn't on the ice for a goal against tonight
>>158002547What a chad
>>158002542Here is the webm of him walking off. He has a noticeable limp, but he popped up right away, and he's walking at a pretty brisk pace. >>158001948The fact that the trainers are more scared of him than worried is probably a good sign.
>>158002562maybe he marned a lil bit
Remember to wash your hands before and after you jerk off
>>158002578i know where my benis has been i don't need to wash my hands because i trust your mother
>>158002566
huomenta>barkov ded again
good night /hoc/
>jets get to have the old jets recordsOk then why do they still have the thrashers? Will Gary give the new Atlanta team the thrashers records when the league expands?
>>158002686I'm pretty sure the Jets or their fans give a fuck about any Thrashers records and would gladly give that shit back if asked.
bud won
Still no shootouts this year
>>158002686It's the league transparently prepping for the Thrashers 2
>>158002701Yeah
The flames got destroyed lol maybe you retards can shut the fuck up about them now.
>>158002714>flames got destroyedreminds me of trb on 04/17/22
>>158002701This time it will be the Moshers.
Who's the next player to be kill this season?
