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rays desu
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How mad is /mlb/ gonna be when my Yankee wins
kek their sport is going into a lockout, an east coast jewish guy bought the Lakers and their superteam has twice as many losses as wins and only a third the amount of wins the browns do
BREWERS SWEEP IN 3 AGAINST THE CHEATING PADRES
bazzana going to be rookie of the 'offs
Rays and Padres are advancing btw, don't know if you knew but now you do.
>>158011065Not if God has anything to do with it
>>158011074How come baseball players don't fall over and pretend to get in the face by a pitch? Soccer players do it all the time.
>>158011111wasted, but probably because they can review it and will
>>158010976
>>158011055>>158011105As a brewbro it disgusts me that the padres (and phillies get eliminated LOL) made the red sox and cubs travel needlessly a day away from the playoffs. Underhanded bullshit will not be tolerated. Win fair and square or be relegated to the trash bin!
>>158011135he's a squealer!!!!
>>158011074yakult is my favorite drink its the best drink of all time baby
>>158011132>oooh, looks like it caught one hair of his beard
>>158011140Based brewbro still has honor... Fucking based...
>>158011092god is with him
>>158011154MLB and AAA baseballs are hand stitched, it may be cost prohibitive to mess with the specifications of baseballs to stick fancy accelerometers inside of them.
>>158011184God hates Australians
>>158011187i think umpies SUCK!!!
>>158011187There shouldn't be technology in baseball at all. Get rid of replay challenges, ABS, pitchcom, pitching clocks
I gawtta have it
>>158011211im telling him you said that
>>158011220>>158011230Tell it to the Comish.
>>158011233gawtta have what, precious? sweetums???
>>158011028Remember that these faggots hate your Yankee more than they like their own team. I hope you threw that dumb stupid stinky venezolANO down the PanaGOD canal.
>>158011241HEY BLUE, GET A REAL JOB!!!
Soxgers
I'm starting to wonder if the Yankeeschizo is yet another persona belonging to the Denmark/Japan/Uruguay/Portugal spammer
one more sleep until beisbol..
>>158011343*
>>158011343they took this from us
>>158011343>Yankees catcher is the other half of the battery duowhat did they mean by this?
>>158011381people can change, and Bauer is proof of that
>>158011343This is pathetic
>Jeff Scott tribute on TWIB with Buzz Brainierd narrating
>>158011343This is based
Elton John, celebrity Braves fan lol
>>158011320
>>158011320Each of those spammers are completely different so maybe. Japan and Uruguay are cool but I hate the Dane and Portuguese
>>158011491>likes the pick me's, hates the posters with backbone
>no baseball >no footballwhat's a YN to do?
>>158011491Great, you're a rare, decent person on /mlb/
>>158011475is that for me or the vpn abuser :^)
>>158011563good question, fellow YN
>>158010982Based
>>158011563my blues are starting
>>158011563Hockey so you can laugh at the leafs more
>>158011583seeing those raviolis always makes me hungry
>>158011567remember when you said 2 months ago that you'd stop coming here because you recognized you're wasting your time larping as a Japanese person and yet you're still here 60 days later because your sole purpose in life is to flag hop for attention
>>158011623>laffs
>>158011624can I feed you grapes off the vine while you lay your head down on my lap and I give you hairy belly rubs? I'm a Mets man btw
>>158011655I'm smoov as eggs baby
>>158011343Will this faggot ever shut the fuck up and move on holy shit dude
>>158011663he's a baseball hero. still grinding it out in the minority leagues despite getting extorted 3x
>>158011661bruh if your tummy looks like this you gotta go to the doctor
>>158011675i look like this
>>158011343who even is that?
>microdick incels who idolize Bauerkys
>>158011686please delete this image. it is disturbing
>>158011698YWNBAW
Reminder what the Yankees did to Rasmussen last time at the Trop
>>158011686I hate thiscan I save it please?
>>158011675>>158011686why the absolute fuck would evolution result in something like this
>>158011712by all means
>>158011645kek you still remember please stop stalking me,weeb-san
>>158011729ta x
>>158011710
>>158011717>evolutionkek
tomorrow's gonna be a great day of baseball
I'm a amoeba. A Cubs amoeba!
>>158011768seeing doyer stadium as empty as a sunday in august is gonna be hilarious
I'm a man: a METS man.
>>158011768>only the Dodgers game will be on antenna TVGuess i'm watching college football
>>158011813I look like this and I say this
>>158011698how do I get a trad wife like this?
>>158011831Just root for the white sox bro
>>158011249Kek based
>>158011152This old fat fuck better watch his back whenever he's at Wrigley.
>>158011821my zoomer friend, surely you can find another way to enjoy our great national pastime
>>158011864umpie got ya seethin?
>>158011763
>LA playoff game at 1:00pmMost mexicans don't wake up until 2, that stadium is gonna have alot of empty seats kek.
Yanks in 4
braves-dodgers is going to be some absolute kino
>>158011997you're really obsessed with the dodgers. are you sure you're not a fan?
would they wear them in a home sunday world series game
>>158012035Many are saying this.
>>158010976The Dodgers have aura. Tell me they don't. Oh I just dare you to.
im gay...but only for cock...
Mike Francesa: Yankees vs. Rays ALDS Previewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEHTdFdvibQ
>>158012187forgot to say go red sox!
Why are doyerpacos so poor compared to doyerjamals, doyertimmies and their Asian and Jewish ruling class?
Do not reply to chikaner
>>158012241why do you have a specific brand of autism that compels you to bring up useless off-topic shit on a baseball genny? your dopamine receptors must be fried
>>158012173TAMPA!! THIS FOR YOU!! *goes 0-for-19 with 10 strikeouts*
If you try to be racist and aren't white you get it, simple asRacism is reserved for us whites. Not for you paco
The Cubs getting eliminated made me realize the Dodgers are going to sleep walk to a threepeat. I don’t even think the Cubs are good but I literally cannot see ATL SD or MIL beating them.
what baseball related content are we all watching tonight?
>>158012297
Dodgers will throw to try and avoid a salary cap
>>158012173raynkees fish owes me sex
>>158012297it's for everyone to enjoy
>>158012315I'm playing Planescape: Torment.
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>158012315Major League starring Charlie Sheen and Wesley Snipes
>>158012310To be fair, you're retarded.
>>158012310Cubs wouldn't have made a difference, they're a shit team
>>158012310cubs had no pitching I never gave em a chance
>>158012315https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUu5agLqhnc
i believe that we will win
>>158011763Hm? What’s this? Yankees are hot. They put up 18 runs on Tolle/Gray/Crochet who are better than any duo the Rays have.
Astros losing made me realize that the Yankees will win the WS easily
>>158012315Watch random TWIB episodes or Baseball International.>>158012343Manfred willing.
>>158012469SWRF
kek doyerpacos can't even cool down with a beverage because it's illegal to tailgate in their nannystate stadium
>>158012455>Gayllo
>103 degree baseball
>>158012481not a doyer fan but that lot would absolutely suck to tailgate in anyway
>>158012485He has a sub-1.00 ERA as a reliever.
>>158012280because chikaner is a selfhating brown neet
>>158012501Is that a border wall
>>158012315I'm jacking myself until I QUAKE WITH ORGASM while watching baseball-themed gay porn
>>158012589go braves!
>>158012501>elevation babies can’t handle the heat
>>158012315https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnneMSm5gIU
Let’s play the classics
>>158012525kek
>>158012645do the rays have a version with a little flappy shark fish thing dropping little green dookies?
It would be the literal coolest thing ever for the Skatin' Rays to eliminate the Yamkeks.
>>158012632You live in America’s taint
>>158012682I don’t live in Mission Row
>>158012719Florida is Americas limp penis And Texas / gulf is its ass home so you do the math
The Ohtrani excuses are starting... Is he going to have a Pete-Crow-Armstrongian playoffs?
>>158012841Spoken like somebody that grew up highly sheltered and never left his daddy’s mansion.
>>158012870My dad owns this dealership
>>158011786Kek
ugh… sigh… gakt
>>158012870My daddy was a yankee fan, I always thought he was a cuck
>>158012989I fucked him.
>>158012858its called aging. hes like 40
ohtranny is buckbroken by alpha bull skubal
>>158012989Oh it’s you, hello faggot
whats next for us, red sox bros?
>>158012707retard
>>158012481>with a beverageESL moment
>>158012707lmao idiot
>>158012315I dip in and out of /mlb/ while watching yt shit
Uhm acktually? Next year will be much better.
start the games
>>158013080Randy Arozarena
>>158013171for me it's creamy spinach artichoke
>>158013231>REGGII don't get it.
>>158013309its RIGGED. the D is what hes about to load
>>158013329it's meant to be DIGGERbullets for those who don't call before they dig
>>158013438Felons would go kind of hard as a team name
for me its extra innings...
gakt
cum shitter kek!
>>158013734they have to fine him for doing that in front of impressionable children...
>Tfw I got hooked up with a Doyertorta
>>158013827for me it's a food truck lengua burrito...
>>158013734KEK
>>158013998
Jeff Passan was set up, total frame job
>>158014205Maybe Peff is just stupid?
it's all about the long ball, dood
White Sox - Dodgers WS. Sox win in 7
>>158014404>>157939927
Would be cool if they're both on the roster for the series and the Braves somehow got the A's Muncy
>>158011152umpGOD
Here's what we know so far --The Doyers will not three-peatThe Yankees will not one-peat
>>158014402All of these teams suck except for dwight's ox
people are gonna bitch when Dodger Stadium is 30% empty tomorrow but a 1pm start where it's 100f+ the whole time is miserable
>>158014706It's actually because the doyers fanbase is fairweather
>>15801470660%>>158014725this is true
>>158014706was that the excuse during the many games it was empty at uniqlo field at dodger stadium, or are you going to pretend those don't count because the fraudgers reported those games as sellouts too?
>>158014894uniqlo field will be full of fraudgers and the stadium will be empty
>>158014894If you're talking about the games late August then yeah. We had an even worse heat wave then. Also it doesn't help that they haven't played a meaningful game since last year
>>158014098>when u nutted but she keep suckin.png
>>158014315>A wrecking crew.He's going to need a wrecking crew for his lily white ass when I'm done with his hole
gards soon
>>158011997>1pm local time>102 FManfred fucked up.
>>158015516>RealFeel 105°
do the sewers get eliminated this series or next?
>>158015303If you're in Australia, the match probably starts around 3:00 AM—are you going to stay up for it, or wake up early?Since it starts at 2:00 AM in Japan, I'm staying up the whole time.After that, I'll watch the Dodgers game at 5:00 AM.
>>158015656i'll get spoiled and then watch the replay in the evening after golfthe next game is at 8am i think so its only this one at a fucko hour
>>158015744I see; that sounds tough
>tampon gay
If you told me back in April...
Which players make you look twice?
>>158015837Are you going to just repeat and regurgitate everything you said a week ago and immediately before the game?! You’re worthless and bereft of talent. Just a whiny, lonely, loser, no life, man child shitbag, no wonder your team was a one hit wonder, enjoy the next decade of irrelevance and 4th place finishes.
>>158016280Why not us?
>>158011426for the worse?
>>158016317See you soon
>>158016326I have a buddy who's a Yankees fan, so that's the matchup I'm hoping for.
Ugh sigh GACKT
Bryce Harper seems like he does CrossFit.
Bryce Harper looks like he does DickFit!
>>158016326For the last sixteen years, the Yankees are designed to bully bad pitching in the regular season with HRs to compile enough wins to get to the postseason. The problem is that the Yankees are not designed to manufacture runs against good pitching, which is all they will face in the postseason, which is why for many years now the Yankees have failed spectacularly in the postseason. The Yankees, because they are a very TTO roster, will take huge swings against good pitching in the postseason and strike out a ton (ie - struck out 50 times in a four game sweep at the hands of the Astros in the 2022 ALCS). Their defense is shaky, their base-running is horrible, and their baseball IQ is low. Like the Dodgers scouts said, just wait out the Yankees and they will beat themselves.
>>158016385If we are being honest here, Al Tuve has hit the wall hard and his fall-off has been rapid.
Welcome to Soxtober
White Shucks fall off starts today boys
>>158016383>They do not string together hits, walks, and stolen bases.The entire core of the Yankees' organizational philosophy is controlling the strike zone. You cannot hit three-run homers without getting guys on base. Juan Soto and Aaron Judge are the two best on-base machines in the sport. They lead the league in OBP specifically because they refuse to chase pitches out of the zone.>Yankees hitters hit for higher AVG and production once they leave the Yankees.Name them. Joey Gallo went to the Dodgers and Twins and remained exactly the same player. Gary Sanchez became a backup catcher. The front office extracts the absolute ceiling out of castoffs like Matt Carpenter and Luke Voit.>massive number of strikeouts.Every team strikes out in the playoffs because you are facing elite velocity and spin rates every single inning. The 2022 Astros advanced because their pitching staff was historically unhittable. You don't beat Justin Verlander by trying to string together three singles in a row. You beat him by running into a pitch and putting it in the seats. Slugging is mathematically proven to be more critical in October.>The Yankees defense is high school caliber.Anthony Volpe won a Gold Glove as a rookie. Jose Trevino is a Platinum Glove catcher. They consistently deploy elite defensive outfielders by Outs Above Average. Their baserunning is extremely conservative entirely by design to avoid running themselves out of innings and preserve outs for the top of the lineup.>A bullpen must be balanced.Matt Blake runs the best pitching lab in baseball because he emphasizes distinct pitch profiles. Clay Holmes throws a bowling ball sinker at 96. Tommy Kahnle throws 80 percent changeups. Tim Hill is a pure sidearm groundball merchant.>losing Judge is like missing a tear in the rain.Losing a player who puts up a 200+ wRC+ ruins any lineup in baseball history. Taking Judge out removes the central gravitational force that protects everyone else.
>>158016411And yet none of that "math" is working to produce division titles or world series titles for the Yankees.Five division titles in the last sixteen years since their last world series title. Three division titles in the last fourteen years. The last twenty six seasons, one world series title.Perhaps it's time to abandon the failed maths philosophy and start to let the baseball men scout the players, let the baseball coaches call the shots based on baseball instinct that they have developed over decades of being in the game, and let the players play the way that has delivered them from the little leagues to the big leagues. You know, like they did when they were stringing together dynasties rather than the Cashman era which is by far the worst era in Yankees history.
They should make the World Series 9 games again so that the rounds go 3, 5, 7, 9.
>>158015561Kek underrated
>>158016326That’s a single in 29 other parks
>>158016510You should open your ass again so me and the fellas can go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, repeat
Christ is king
Cleveland was red hot down the stretch. I think the bye cooled them down.
>>158016546Caught the arse bugger
>>158016532You think that’s impressive? The other night, on a magical box of light in my living room, was a moving picture of a baseball game being played over a thousand miles away!!
Yanquis
>>158016604tits too big
>>158016532>christ cucks are this retarded
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>>158016647rockies mentioned
>>158016532Why the other day I met a fella says he could move a freight container weighing couple tons a thousand miles! The steam engine he calls it!
>>158016532You think that’s somethin’ why I hear out Minnesota-way they got a fella, stout of stock and brawny too, but he’s got the feminine derrière of the gentler sex! Heard tell he helps call the ballgames there.
let's be honest. there was a certain kind of innocence lost when they figured out the world wasn't flat.
sigh… vgh…
bed timewill be back to gloat or make excuses in 10 hrs
you know what the best thing about sox is?taking them off#barefootgang
>>158016822You get those sox off
Good morning White Sox bros. Today's the day it begins.
any decent posts itt this morning? I don't feel like going back
>>158010976According to Statcast, Harper missed this Slider by:31.7 inches.
>Robbie Ray is starting for the Padres against Misiorowski
>>158016932>Robbie Ray>isn’t on the Rays
>1pm ALDS
>Robbie RayJints are winning it all!
Yeeeerrrrr outta here
>>158015303Imagine Livvy Dunne lying on a bed, her ankles crosses behind her head, as you stuff her full of cock and fill her to the brim with hot cum
Tick tock.
>>158017010She's a walled skank already and not in a good hag way. Not wasting imagination cycles on this skank.
>>158016861Beat the Indians so bad they change their name back.
>PXL_Ick..
>>158017017
IndiansDodgersRaysBrewersit's a bad sign if all the home teams are the favourites, at least one will lose right?
>>158017010i'll choose her instead
>>158017100choose this bussy
>>158016899There gonna be evaluating my posts for the hall of fame while you’re still fiddling with your fucking captcha.
This is embarrassing. I just realized it's the 3rd of the month and I forgot to check pornhub for the new Luna Okko video.>>158017100Thank you for reminding me, anon
>>158016899>chatgpt tell me if any of these posts are good.>summarize>Alexa, play Despacito 2
>>158016939>Gobblin' Gay>isn't gobbling my cock>Gobby Gay>isn't shooting thick gobs of cum up my tight shitter
Rob Manfred and the MLB are CONSPIRING against the Dodgers!!!! Why do the fucking Padres and Brewers get a primetime slot while the 2x back-to-back champs are getting stuck playing in 100+ degree heat at 1pm???? Do they hate making money or something?
https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?is=umID4vt3HIglKTOC
it ain't even hot in LA, you got the ocean breeze n shit
>>158017062Yeah doyers ansd 'dians
In seasons where the Cubs and Sox both make the postseason, the Sox have 8+ postseason wins to the Cubs' 2.
>>158017164Joe Davis has to catch his flight for his Fox NFL game tomorrow :)
>>158017219Is that AI?
>>158017223Yeah it's AI (Actually I) made it.
>>158017012
>Baseball is so irrelevant with the younger generations that FOX would rather show a Big XII college football game on primetime over the start of the postseason for the defending World Series Champions
>>158017219waiting on the rat fink version desu
He'll be back.
>>158017245and thats a good thing. we dont want normies watching our sport
How did the Red Sox comeback ACTUALLY happen?in their recent series against cleveland and new york, they averaged ONE run per game over 5 games, and their pitching wasnt even that good
>>158017253Can't he opt into FA or request a trade in the offseason?
>>158017219I hope it's not my team he's calling. Nails on a chalkboard ass voice.
>>158017183Most of California are in a heatwave right now. Chadres are lucky they're indoors in Milwaukee and not getting cooked inside Petco Park.
BASED
>>158017294what a fucking bum
Does Alysa Liu O's poster watch NHL and NBA in the winter?
>>158017250
they're saying the Mariners wanna poach Cleveland's managerhonestly he seems like a good guy but he's extremely naive and unoriginal as a strategist
>>158017302He sucks. Best he doesn't play
>>158017245Football is a on an unsustainable collision course, the growth literally cannot sustain the rising expenditures.The Football product is getting worse and worse each year and fans can feel it. Baseball's economic model is slower, steadier, and healthier growth rate. MLB tries to sustain their game, NFL tries to sustain the league at the expense of the game.
>>158017309
>>158017253
>>158017317wrong they will text Taylor swift out there every couple of years to marry a new stooge
>>158017310They wanted the Dbags manager, but I still want Donny Baseball because he's the opposite of Dan Wilson and TECHNICALLY he's part of the 1995 Refuse to Lose run too.
>>158017253He'll be [on his] back [with his legs in the air]
>>158017265They were obviously cheating.
>>158017265They were cheating.
>>158017346Where does the front office end and the dugout begin? And would a new manager mean anything other then a new face?
>>158017366Don't ask questions; just get excited for tough one tonight and hotdogs from heaven.
>>158017364>>158017357why did they stop?
>>158017384They were feeling the heat and had to lay low.
>>158017384Alex Cora finally started taking interviews for a new managerial position and had to stop his clandestine support after the kayfabe "firing."
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I hate Yankee fans so much it's unreal.It's going to feel good to see them put in their place tonight.
only jew more hours to go until baseyballz!!
Sox Guardos is low key going to be the best series.
>>158017605nothing low key about it
>>158017605It's probably going to be the only interesting one. I'm expecting the Dodgers, Yankees, and Brewers to dominate otherwise.
>>158017294this is yall's goat?
>>158017476
>>158017605unfortunately the winner will be cannon fodder for the eventual AL champs
>>158017605If the Padres get past the Brewers and LA does what we expect to the Braves. That NLCS series will be so unbelievably hype.
these mets players are giving me the ick
>>158017695
>>158017294yankees might actually have a shot then
>baseball today:)
>>158017813source? I'm not seeing anything on my end
Red Sox packed for 11 games btw
Yanks & Dodgers highest % to advance to the CS.
>>158017932so a backpack for each player? they're not women
Don’t let em win tonight or else it’s gonna be Yanks in 3 /mlb/sistas.
>>158017951No lol they thought they were going to play 11 postseason games
Cam on /mlb/Give your Energy to the White Sox
>>158017294Rays aren't that good. Probably gonna need him when it’s time to determine our ceiling against the NL.
>>158017739What a mad lad
>>158017317I think what you said is kind of true about cfb but not nfl
haven’t heard from clase for awhile he pitching today?
>>158017976so when you go to a party, you don't wash your dick because you MAY not get laid?
>Ohtani washed>Judge is a pussy who can't play through a little calf tweakMurakamisan is bringing it home to Chicago
Who's ready for Ryan Weathers' immaculate inning?
I was working on my shitposting late one nightWhen my eyes beheld a wondrous sightFor my monster, in my pants, began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surpriseHe had an ass He had a female ass(A female ass) It made me want to smash(He had an ass) It caught on in a flash(He had an ass) He had a female ass
>>158018144Yankees gave nothing but pure raw unadulterated cowhide leather belt to the White Sox all season long. We turned their Cy Young into a reliever lol.
>>158018144Guardians will advance out of spite to force a 2024 rematch like the undying cockroaches they are.
>>158018048>clasethis is the blackest guy in Cleveland's pitching staff
they call him Carl "KKKarl" Willis
That niggas ERA was like 1.90 before he met the Bronx Bombers LMAO.
lock in and finish your faps. we've got baseball in an hour
>>158018326I’m at work lil nigga get your chips up
mfwtbhpham
Stanton on the bench reminds me of Operation Fortitude in WWII. The Allies used inflatable tanks to convince the Germans the invasion was coming at Calais, while the real landings took place in Normandy. Stanton might never leave the dugout, but Cash still has to plan for him.Aaron Boone is literally a master technician.
>>158018326>TBS>TruTVDoesn't count.
>>158018342How the fuck does Tommy Pham keep showing up on postseason rosters year after year
>>158018169holy kekini!
>>158018342>two Montgomerys?!
>>158018418People keep mistaking him for Steven Kwan
>>158018418I’m 99% sure he finds the executives and shoots them an elevator pitch, besides that, he’s a good player with veteran presence and a big bat.
steel arm davis on the grid!
>>158018418he's an intangibles god and the team alpha
>>158018472chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
>>158018429OwooooooooooOw-owoooooooooo
Yankgers rematch
>>158018565What you smoking?
>>158018583No sir, I won't have it.
>>158018598doyertacos
>get pre doggie doo covefe >the sun is searing hotcan we end this day game meme already? fly over behavior
RaysWhite SoxDodgersBrewers RaysBrewers BrewersTrust me I'm a ballknower.
>>158018565>foul pole in center fieldbarfs
>>158018655make your own coffee, coastie
digits and sox make the WS
>>158018655Why is it over 100 degrees in October? I feel like this is an unfair advantage for Atlanta since it's going to be a dry heat.
mfw beisbol
>>158018662>sewerslolWho they even have other than Jacob Misiorowski?
>>158018728does ben sheets still pitch for them?
>>158018728Bruce Wutang Erm… Chris Chan YellichUh… that MILF with the jumbo bazongas
Early CWS VS CLE game thread >>158018763>>158018763>>158018763>>158018763>>158018763
>>158018747>that MILF with the jumbo bazongasthat's yelich's mom
Does anyone else find it weird that baseball fans can only name 1 player from the team with the most wins this season?Meanwhile on the Dodgers even casuals can quickly rattle offOhtaniYamamotoSasakiMuncyat the bare minimum
>shite sux vs losediansNo thanks, we are watching Bills Mafia vs Pats
>>158018804Not weird at all. Baseball is for smart clubs not clubs who overpay for washed up 'big names'.
>trying to sneak sasaki in there
finally some real eyes on Parker Messick
my wife...
barfer messydick
>>158019309yuck
>>158011152PCA looked like such a bitch here lmfao>down 8 runs>still insist that this was a heckin ball and that you deserve one more heckin chance to turn it around for MUH CVBBIES
>>158019309lauren jabroni
>>158019536KEK STANK ON EM
>>158019585KEK 'EM
shehadi mogs
fuck you white sux
Trea Turner is 33.Bryce Harper is 33.Kyle Schwarber is 33.Aaron Nola is 33.The Phillies owe these guys almost $550 million.
>>158019892
the commercial breaks are noticeably longer for the playoffs.
>>158019947I thought my stream was frozen
>>158019892kek, but the window is wide open!
pca kek
>>158019892Harper to the Angels straight up for Nolan Schanuel who says no
>>158019930The eagles shouldn't be included here. Unless you're a shithawks fan, they've won it all more recently than (you)r team
welcome to october
Kek what?
Ppl laughed at me when I said White Sox would win the AL in September. They'd definitely beat the Rays, probably not the Yankees
>>158020848It's an extra roster spot (Buehler will be back in time to start G3/4 if needed)
I got a feelin (ooo ooo)
>>158020848they know they're only in the 'offs as window dressing
I just have two words for you /mlb/Anthony freaking Recker
Can Americans really still claim baseball as 'their' sport when we got BTFO in the WBC + adding one Japanese man to your roster can basically carry an entire team?
>>158020874I'll beat up that bussy
>holds your hand while watching the white sox winning
>>158021600SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, BITCH
The White Sox are the hottest team in baseball
>>158021668You brute!!
reporting from /nflIm gay and can fit a softball in my glory hole if you know what I mean. Go Braves
IT'S 103 DEGREES AT DODGER STADIUM TODAY! THE BEANS ARE FRYIN!
POO CRAP ASS STATUS?POO CRAP ASS STATUS?POO CRAP ASS STATUS?
over 100F in LA
>>158020874The Rays were 4-2 against them in the regular season
>>158022194getting his dick sucked in Cancun
>>158021077James Shields
Let's go Dodgers!
>>158022195DUDEHEATLMAO
>mookie batting leadoffall things are right in the world
>>158022195turned down field seats behind 3rd for $100 since it's 100x more cozy to watch at home
>>158022338Mogo chan is sick uuuuuuuuuu
>>158022353Day games are brutal sometimes
NLDS GAME THREAD >>158022376>>158022376>>158022376
heatwavehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs9d4Uakwzw
kek doyers still can't sell out home playoff games
Thank you based Murakami SAMA and Taylor San
>>158022311>James ShieldsPothead.
My GOAT
I heard LA is full of pedophiles, cultists, and gay people. According to news, there's a jap who gambles too. What a battle axe....
Cleveland's offense has sucked all season, how did they even win the division
Japs rulehttps://x.com/BenVerlander/status/2106460521008386506
>>158022413small market team
You will never be a real japanese
>>158022665I AM JAPANEEEEEEEEE
I am jaoanese, Im a coward and dont sleep with women, idolze false idols and watch jaoslop constantly. But i can buy rice out of a vending machine so take that westies.
>>158022639sovl
>>158022639>Empty seats >On a Saturday Name a worse fanbase than the dodgers
White Sox
Braves :3
>>158022751don't give af about the 'za. I want to run my tongue up and down the crack of her bare ass.
>>158022788whomst
>>158022639So soulful
singletani
>>158022813
All those fans who suffered through everything from the 100 loss seasons to the Robin Ventura era and all the shit in betweenhttps://youtube.com/shorts/oMJzHrsN1BkThis feeling
>>158022665thank god
>>158022639Kino
this ump fucking sucksglad ABS is exposing him
No fucking shot he wasted a challenge there
>Randy Vasquez has literally never given a run up against the brewers in his career>not on the NLDS rosterwhat are we doing...
>>158012455Boasting about your team beating up a AAA team yeah you new yorkers are schizos
>>158022639The big thing from this was afternoon Mune bomb. Wasn't he kinda known for being oddly bad during day games?
please fma
Let me ask you somethingHow long has it been since you made love, huh?Did you make love yesterday?Did you make love last week?Did you make love last year?Or maybe it might be that you planning on making love tonightBut just remember, when you start making loveYou make it hard, long, soft, shortAnd be strokin'I be strokin'I stroke it to the eastAnd I stroke it to the westAnd I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huhI be strokin'
>>158023153LFGM
Tucker has no chin and no aura, he's not a big contract player.
What the fuck is this shit
>>158022639Approximately how many White and/or Hispanic players is one Japanese player worth?
>>158023175>two dogshit leadhead teams>tranime vtumor chicano autists vs literally nobody because there's no black people on 4chan>Good game>leadheads vs discount doyerpacos250 batting average for this phase, i'd rather watch cs2 vods.
>>158023244I'm glad the Dodgers saved that retard Stearns from himself because he REALLY wanted Tucker.
Fraudians didn't even show up at home kek'em!
>>158023244will be addressed in the next CBA
Facts:Yankees will be eliminated in the ALDSDodgers will not three-peat
>>158023489rags poodre WS would kill bayball unironically
>>158023511I always read rags as rangers, the rays are the gays
>>158023511rangers diamondbacks was so bad they had to rig it for yankees dodgers a year later
Did my Cuck Sox win today?
>>158023511game's being locked out next year anyway, might as well go out with a SOUL series rather than a ratings trap
>>158023556>>158023567im a new fag, a 2022 life long padrepaco if you will
With Walker Buehler going on paternity leave, that makes three Padres players confirmed to have had sex this year. How many Dodgers players are getting their dick wet these days? Or has Ohtani turned them all into volcels?
Teo :)
cum shitter kek
the nyc jank yank'ems play in one hour
>>158023947>it was "the rays won't mash against the yankees">it was "28 soon!">it was "schittler world series mvp!"stankees kek!
>>158023981stankees kek!!!!
>>158023158Based
We know that the Rays will beat the Yankees in this ALDS but what would he the reason why?
I could use an apoundin'
>>158024127go braves!
Sox Dodgers Rays Padres btw
>>158024125Judge
Apologize to Pham>the launch/exit velo Pham just put on the ball produced homers 23/26 times in the past five years. The three outs were all to dead center.
>>158023209Who's the slag
Who can stop the Chicago White Sox?
>>158024378Yankees or NL
It's starting to become "Can the dodgers win despite having Ohtani on their team?" isn't it
>>158024378The Rays after they dispatch the yankcucks
>>158024378dirt or mud
monkey batts kek
Skubal should have had the heat advantage here with no hair... how do we explain this doyerpacos?
>>158024684no need. we're not strange and womanly
The Guardians are definitely winning this series. The White Sox don't have pitching.
I have just as many RBIs as the entire Guardians lineup combined today.
>>158024378Colonization
well bullpen game went about as expected
>POODRES
Mr kek here
>'White' SoxIDGI
How do I stream the damn yankees game?
>>158025121buffstreams
>>158025121iptv
almost there
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Yankees @ Rays Game thread>>158025557>>158025557>>158025557
baking...
>gayves
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