Ugly raped piglet freak
Justin Gaethje
Fuck curry for scran
i humbly ask the commission to cease their investigation
>>158018003
>>158018025then what instead
>>158018061
>>158018072Soup and a sandwich.
>>158018072Good question. I’m thinking pulque and fajitas.
we ready lads
>>158018152truly your finest work the jig at the end is very good>>158018122>>158018134maybe a beetroot stew is a good idea
>>158018182I recently had tomato soup with some grilled cheese sandwiches. Very satisfying.
New GODne kino. Asspisstranny could never
Morales will fight in January. Not surprising that everyone ducked him. Prates and Garry were not available. So he's probably fighting JDM lol.
>>158017980oh you're back
sucking on wang's wang meng
>>158018003>uncomfy chair>marble table>drinking alone>some boring nothing match>fatthis is so soulless
>>158018250>JDMLol.
you gotta give it to jdm for taking the hardest fights though
>>158018182you wang gang?
>>158018250Amosov mentioned being surprised about a fight he was offered not too long ago, so it could be him and that would be interesting And nah Garry's been begging to fight him, even leaked DMs about it, but the UFC doesn't want him to get another titleshot and it doesn't make sense for Morales to take that risk, so Ian's left out in the cold, again
>Max Holloway vs Usman Nurmagomedov at #UFCSaudiArabia on December 5thBig if true. I'd be happy with either outcome
>>158018405luke thomas and germbro both have silva and i would otherwise toss a coin plus mackenzie has a nice ass
>>158018408does this mean it's prates vs islam well isn't that convenient for mr macklechef
>>158018523>hurr durr well isn't it convenient for the champion to take on the number one contender!!11!!!1!!111!!!!!11!!1I'm sick of your shit Finn man
>>158018523Not really, Prates is gonna send that chinlet to the schaub-realm
I mean brother, if this is what happens when Adriano Martins cracks Islam what do you think happens when Carlos Prates connects?Dirt nap.
smiffbros?why do we keep taking L's
>JDM paying with his life for not heeming Islam
>>158018620Prates was taken down by JDM lol. Islam is going to obliterate with him.
Prates has dat touch of death doe!
>>158018591
>>158018663Yeah just like he was supposed to obliterate Adriano Martins? Bro is getting slimed out just like his boyfriend Umar.
Is Islam actually chinny though? He's taken a couple of hits since then and obviously wasn't shadow realm'd The main problem that he surprisingly still has, that led to him being KO'd by Martins, is he throws his left hook and it drags his back foot forward, squaring his stanceThen he's really vulnerable, but so far no one's been able to catch him and I'm actually not sure whether he's done this move at WWBut it's like a bad tick of his, high risk, low reward
Islam has never been hit clean by a dude like Carlos Prates. And we have seen him get dumpstered by much lesser competition.
>>158018681Prates is no Martins I’ll tell you that much.
>>158018717Dropped that boy like a sack of shit.
Martins dribbled Islam's head off the canvas like a damn basketball Schaub vs Cro Cawlb style
>>158018712He’ll probably dive for Prates’ crotch as soon as the fight starts, take him down and sub him. No way he’s striking with him.
>>158018756That's assuming he even shows up, most likely he finds an excuse to pull out
>>158018770Trust the plan…
>>158018712>hurr durr islam isn't chinny he's only been dropped several times!!11!!!1!!111!!!!!11!!1I'm sick of your shit jordan man
>>158018756People said the same thing about Dustin, and we saw how that fight wentDustin did great stuffing his takedowns, and Islam outstruck him (ofc this is aided by him fearing a takedown)I think this fight either goes like the DP one or the Moicano one, but Islam really hasn't shown any finishing ability so far in WW so /shrug
Trust the pan*Hits you with frying pan*
>>158018833are you comparing no hips stiff 55 dustbin to a much heavier muay thai fighter
going to hit the feathers now throw a rock at my window when the fights start
>>158018226>This week Benoit gets aids (again), Cedric gets a piece of glass in his foot and I teach les estudiants how to eye poke tko everyone
>BREAKINGUFC 335 Main Card Fights will be announced tonight at #UFC332 >1. Charles Oliveira vs Diego Lopes>2. Alex Pereira vs Sergei PavlovichI really don't have it in me to be excited for Redditveira vs Lopez who's kinda just thereAlex vs Bane will be kino though
>>158018902Source?
>>158018895where in the slums should i come
>>158018833Dustin’s grappling was good enough to survive a few rounds against great grapplers like Harambib and Charle. Prates hasn’t shown that kind of skill. On the other hand, he’s a much dangerous striker than Dustin and Ian, so Islam will be inclined to take fewer chances with him. All I’m saying is that if a boxer took you down, Islam can submit you. Not that I don’t want to see Islam heemed, mind you.
>>158018663This is the obvious truth. Prates will get taken down in a few minutes. Brazza will probably tap him out by second round
>>158018920Yeah just like he tapped out Ian Garry?
>>158018854Well my point is if Dustin did that good then Prates should do better, and hey that was arguably DP's best fightThis is what training with GODrot will do to a man>>158018828Did I hurt your feelings Finn man? It's nothing personal
>>158018917these been the rumors for several months. Pereira might go back to 205 also. But for sure Oliveira vs Lopes is happening.
>>158018920pisslam doesn't attempt subs anymore
Or maybe how Islam tapped out JDM?Bro Islam can't even finish a ham sandwich my nigga
>>158018947are you comparing garry to prateswhat is wrong with you "people"
>>158018947Garry got man handled in the grappling. He didn't get tapped but looked like shit. Brazza beat him on the feet too. Garry looked second rate in their. It will be worse for prates. All that muay thai goes to shit as soon as Brazza grapples him.
>>158018947Ian has a higher fight IQ than Prates, whom he beatHe's also taller and a better grappler
no one calls him that
>>158018985Yes I am using Islam's past performances at welterweight as evidence of what he is likely to do in the future. What's wrong with you, retard?
>>158018978Stop lying. Brazza tried various sub attempts in his past few fights.
>>158019024literally and factually has not attempted a sub at 170
>>158018953i like carlos and want him to win but he is going to expose all the weaknesses of muay thai he was outfoxed by garry for crying out loud
>>158018978>>158018980He tried it against JDM, but literally could not do itI don't know how you say he wasn't just constantly hunting for a sub during that fightBut the Craig Jones bullshit defense worked and it's how we ended up with that snoozefestJDM would finally get on his feet, then try to takedown Islam. Terrible gameplan if there even was oneAnd with Ian well he's the best in the division after Islam
I don't Natalia will win Cong is pretty good. She will probably get outboxed
>>158019022Islam performed well against Garry who’s much taller, a well rounded striker and had shown good grappling before their fight. I’ll concede that Prates has a better chance at heeming Islam than Garry, though.
>>158019050oh look you're lying againsee>>158019060
>>158019068Islam performed like dogshit and arguably lost that fight on damage only smudging out a lay n pray decision with a no damage takedown round 5
I am so excited for today!!! #UFC332
>Islam performed well against Ian Garry
>>158019060show us pisslam an example of attempting a sub at welterweighthe's forgotten how to gnp too
>>158019096Everyone looks bad against Ian, that's literally his thing. See: ShavkatIan has the gift of not losing or winning convincinglyBut also Islam did weigh less against Ian than he did against JDM, like 182
>>158019096If he crotchsniffed Garry into a decision what do you think he’s gonna do to Carlos, b?
>>158019142>he's forgotten how to gnp tooHe was never good at gnp lol, and the last time he did it was against Green I think?As for the attempts, here's this wacky video I found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgXz9Ad1gtYSeriously why would you lie about this you bong
>>158019164I fear the first clean shot he eats off a dude like Carlos Prates sends him to meet fazza
>>158019200not one of these is a submission attempt lmao
>>158019159Its because Ian does not engage enough and tries to point win. Boxers do that shit all the time. Its a shit fighting style and not worthy of admiration
>drinking sugary lattes while Pavlovich's out there larping Baneit's over
Let us not sleep on KING Green. Or as he's also known... BOBBY Green.
>>158019200The brit is always wrong about stuff and then just pretend like hes righthes retarded
This dude finna smash JDM in January.
>>158019222What exactly do you think he was doing there? Wiggling around? I'm done wasting my time with you disingenuous bong
control time brazza you no disdis is how we fite now
>>158019108I still can't believe Megan was tweaking on the red carpet. She was probably doing lines in the car. She's probably addicted, when they are doing it car that means they can't even wait until they get there.
>>158019271Pisslam is scared to death of this guy, he will retire before fighting him.
>>158019250how did a teenage girl get into the body of a drunk mechanic
Islam's gnp game is weak as hell I must sayHonestly his strength doesn't show in anything besides wrist control and maybe his submissions
>>158019307you think she ever had a quickie in a cubicle for a half bag sachet
anyway islam beating prates will lead to brazzaphiles shitting up the internet for the rest of time saying islam is a better GOAT than Jon it will be awful
>>158019344Modern day GnP is very weak in general. Most fighters are fully prepared to concede a few striked to force a scramble and get up. So wrestlers have opted to instead just keep position instead of posturing and losing what they just earned. You basically see no modern day fighter that's actually a hammer on the ground in the way Khabib or Fedor were. The best modern day Ground and Pound guy we have is probably Arman.
Quite funny how for years there was a narrative surrounding brazzas that they won't move up, and then when a couple of them finally do we see why, because they become WORSE rather than better like every other fighter.Heeminder POOFC's appointed head glazer sweet sugar plum Joseph was begging Islam to move back down after his last fight, and he never advocates for moving down and is always chatting shit about weight cutting, kwab indeed.
>>158019374they all killed themselves after poomar got heemed mate where do you think d*ddyposting went
>>158019350Female coke heads are always slutty party type chicks. Olivi probably has hoe'd for it before. It's expensive so sucking a dick for it is a good deal for party chicks lol.
>>158019413>because they become WORSE rather than better like every other fighter.I can't really thunk of a fighter that actually improved by going up. Whittaker I guess? But he was just fighting really bad middleweights so not really
>>158019456Spammy is probably just busy with his job or girlfriend lately, right?
Lotta seething in this threadIslam will become the undisputed GOAT and there's nothing you can do about itAbove Khabib, above GSP, above Jones
>>158019474Cucksta got his first heem in years at lhw. Alex definitely did better at 205 than at 185.
Its Payton fight day. I bet Frank Ocean is excited to see his best friend fightinghttps://youtu.be/BPvDlF0raWI
>>158019474Somebody named Jon Jones, you might have heard of him?
>>158019507Pisslam Haramkachev got his death simulated by Adriano Martins.
>>158019516He’s the guy who ducked that one younger heavyweight right
Why so serious /heem/?
>>158019456>where do you think d*ddyposting wentActually it was the Ilia humbling that killed that
Whitehead bros, I don't feel so good...
>>158019531uhuh
>>158019548no that's not at all what happened tom should thank his stars that Jon was too busy if gane "fucked his eye up" that bad
Eat dat Wang kong soup
>>158019474WhittakerStricklandOliveiraHollowayPereiraIliaCostaPaddyUros MedicDricusDe RidderPetrinoand many more...
Wew. lad.
>>158019569Oh this brother is floating in the air. This brother is lost in the sauce. This brother... sugar in the tank sweet. Sweet. Sweetest thing ever. This brother is a baby girl. This brother is a princess. Look at him, look at his eyes. He is in love. He is infatuated. He is gone. Oh my god, look at him. He is smiling at the screen like a little schoolgirl. This brother is done for. He is absolutely finished. Look at him kick his feet in the air. He is giggling. Oh, he is so sweet. Look at that smile. He is a princess
>>158019603Based Islam simulating Redditovski. Probably my favorite brazza moment of all times.
Props to yesterday's night of fights.
>>158019474*ahem*
The sad thing is that the bong isn't even a real bong. You know what he actually is
>>158019628>and many more...Oh yeah? Name five.
>>158019680I've always assumed that there's a pakibong and a jeetbong
oh wait anton went down from hw good lord what a man
>>158019720>pakibong and a jeetbongliterally the same thing
anatoly* pardon me i'm phoneposting
Are you intoxicated?
Where is Pickcel? Need to get my shit in.
i'd love a little desi wmma around the eagles nest your gay if you wood int
>>158019680a scot?i think they even have that one wmma fighter in the ufc (or maybe she is from australia, i dont remember)
>>158019720Correct. One's anti brazza and the other's pro brazza but only with Khabib. Both are cancerous
>>158019815
wake up mate! you got knocked the fock out buddeh
>>158019830they have chris duncan as well and some guy that just got signed on cantender
tick tock figgy
Just destroyed some Burger King.
Also got diagnosed with alzheimers
vishnu is a bitchallah is a bitchkhabib is better than pisslam but ultimately still a bitchwhat now spoido
>>158019877what was his name
>>158019877what did you order king
If you ever feel like heem's on the decline I want you to remember how truly bad it was just months agohttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152015695/https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153220994/This degeneracy coincidentally stopped after the 250 card... wonder why
>>158019955Double steakhause and whopper
>>158019955your king is charles which is a spaniel
>>158019980Your King is a gay negro.
>>158019963have you decided to become the new archive hopping spammy in his absence then? pack it in snigganowwe're free don't ruin it
bro remembers 4chan threads from months ago
>>158019988Jon would beat the fucking shit out of charles and you let a wonk get diana pregnant
I'll only say this once today. I'm not saying you need to like WMMA fighters. But you will respect them. Or you answer to me. Understood?
The wrong kind of fight
>>158020040Y’got CTE b? Peach.
Is Natalia Silva hot for a black girl?
a tuned steakhaus is like 16 euro or something real moneybags mcmoney over hear
My posts REALLY stick with you dont they?
Fighters shart themselves all the time while cutting weight. Think of your favorite fighter, he wears a diaper on fight week.
>>158018647Wait this piggy's been doing the same post for YEARS but replacing the name of whichever fighter is supposed to heem Islam GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG keep dreaming
>>158020221Turn your monitor on!
>>158020082Posting on /heem/ 24/7 works wonders for your brain
Posting the same thing for years? Lmao, yeah right what kind of fucking loser would waste their life doing that?
Lot of times i see these "lol this guy remembers x" and im like well yeah i do, i must have a crazy good memory.
>Returning only the first 1000 resultsOh dear....oh dear, oh dear...
jesus christ you are going to turn into the new spammy you really did get buck broken didn't you
About to go hit the gym with the gf see you virgins later
>>158017980
>>158020376Monitor.
>>158020371no one asked you black bastard
>>158020399calm down dear
>>158020376You keep going on about this, almost as if you WANT a new spammy...
>>158020424You walked right into that one I fear
>>158019963I’m concerned for spammy. His last post >>157963639 indicates he was contacted by the fbi and tells us he was the American spammy parrot. The underling copycat disciple . There were no mentions of Sneed talmbout fbi before this post, even. I fear they may have stumbled upon his old photoshop folder… the ones so cursed that even Janny would insta-ban them. Like the one he made where Islam was celebrating by simultaneously having sex with (B)ussy in doggy style while simultaneously pooing on Charles at the same time. Who knows what other horrid haram machinations he’s created.
>>158020400Monitor.
DC was so cucked by Jon jones by in the day omg. Jon jones was like the golden boy unlimited aura the golden god of the ufc doing whatever he wants and DC was just like that fat seething little nerd lol
>>158020453I remember that one. That pic really stuck with me, sadly...
>no one mentions andrew's lover itt>andrew writes 20 posts about it>archive digs looking for le spammycome on b. Respectfully>>158020459hoisted by my own petard
At least DC didn't make weird gay rapist comments like "I'm gonna make you my wife" to Jones
>>158020453I just assumed he was busy deleting his child porn before the FBI sent him to raped in the ass federal prison.
>>158020491Jon made seethec talk like a louisiana swamp rat>bshassnigguhwadderboddul
Now meet the NEW Daniel
>>158020491DC actually has honour unlike Jonjones.
>>158020491He got heemed instead. lol.
personally I think gay rape is just as bad as straight rape but hey that's just me
nigga got that joulu spirit in him
kek they're so mad hated muslims rule their sport
>>158020566he is a literal minstrel act setting the civil rights movement back 100 years and cheats on his wife with a silari slut on tvand he is really fucking fat FAT!
>>158020612fax
>>158020612Gane is Mohammedian?
Do you often have to root for blacks or pardos against muslims in this sport?
>>158020587some spirits i think he was drinking eggnog they gave belal a halal version iirc laura drank out the bottle
whats with the Welsh poster who usually organizes the picks?im worried
>>158020624DC is someone who brings Black and White folks closer to each other. Could change his skin color and he'd still be a beloved man. Jonjones and his boy Raple sow racial hatred with their actions. Very bad men!
What's funny is that sometimes other Caucasians like Arman and Merab get lumped in with the Brazzas
>>158020663i suppose your right we all make fun of daniel so he is a unifier and source of amusement didn't read the rest it looked triggering
>>158020663He’s a silly ghetto hillbilly.
so what I'm getting here is that there's one good Finn and there's one stupid Finn, noted
>>158020733there are 3 itt
>kek they're so mad h-ACK!!
That's how much I heeeeemheem for you babyambrosia's too good
There’s two Jordanians here, I can gather: Dumb and Dumber.
Natalia Silva vs Wang CongDeiveson Figueiredo vs Payton TalbottKing Green vs Esteban RibovicsRoberto Soldić vs Kalinn WilliamsAteba Gautier vs Roman Kopylov
>>158020754Make that 4 veli
>>158020779shared sentiments i relay in dismay
i think i get along with one actually i take that back>>158020804voi hyvänen aika
>>158020761Sean famously lost to 3 Muslims: Usmeng, Alex and DPP.
heems are on soon
>>158020795Natalia SilvaPayton TalbottKing GreenRoberto SoldićAteba Gautier
>Spammy disappears>Picks bong disappears>"Dogshit thread" bong disappearsReally makes me think.
>>158020966
>>158020950has putler nuked them or something
>>158020857You get along with half of me?
Don't they know Im half black? From the waist down.
>>158021076don't make this gay we're morning the cantina and now picksbong
Submit picks here:Natália Silva vs Cong WangPayton Talbott vs Deiveson FigueiredoKing Green vs Esteban RibovicsKhaos Williams vs Roberto SoldicRoman Kopylov vs Ateba GautierAlden Coria vs Imanol RodriguezDamian Pinas vs Andrey PulyaevMarcus McGhee vs Anthony RomeroAnthony Wint vs Lucas ArmandMick Parkin vs Johnny WalkerJacobe Smith vs Bruce WhiteheadAlexander Hernandez vs Rafael Dos AnjosMarvin Vettori vs Ismail NaurdievCourt McGee vs Eric Nolan
>>158021192see >>158020926
>>158019250Did he actually buttrape that chick?
>>158019271Nah my boy Jack is gonna redeem heem him
ack della
no but seriously did the picks bong just die or smth
>>158021192Is this official? Can I see a signature?
>>158021310hopefully just sleeping in
Today's event is SLOP and I'm tired of pretending it's NOT
it's actually a peach and you're a cazzie poofter
>>158021367combat sports are slop
Daddy's homeIf you do not include all 5 picks you will not be included.If you do not attach an image you will not be included.Picks close at 8:00PM Eastern Time. If you post after 8:00PM Eastern Time your picks will not be included.Natalia Silva vs Wang CongDeiveson Figueiredo vs Payton TalbottKing Green vs Esteban RibovicsRoberto Soldić vs Kalinn WilliamsAteba Gautier vs Roman Kopylov
test
>>158020674The block of Dagestan, Chechnya, Georgia and Armenia could all fit inside Oklahoma b... they're the same fucking thing. Probably closer to each other than Pakistanis and Indians, yet ironically the Pakis think they look like Khabib when looking in a mirror lmao
>>158021415Yes, but sometimes they can be slopkino
>>158021427Nah fuck that!
>>158021427Silva FiggyGreenSoldicAteba
>>158021427CongTalbottRibovicsWilliamsKopylov
>>158021427If heempicks anon did not make a /heem/ picks, there are simply no heem picks and the card does not exist.
>>158021458You literally have sex with individuals who were assigned male at birth.
>>158021427yeah nah
>>158021427Reddit shit, kill yourself
>>158021427WangPaytonGREENSoldic Kopylov
>>158021432Man now this is what I want to see out of my favorite fighters, I wonder why there are no stars anymore
Poor poor lil xadame xneed thought xhe could post without xer spamdaddy noticing?
This is the new normal.
>>158021564we can't do this
>>158017980His clitty was so hard there
>>158021611it's sneed posting about/to himself
>>158021427Natalia Silva Payton TalbottKing Green Kalinn WilliamsAteba Gautier
>>158021599Fake predictions, if it's not Welsh lad I don't want it.
>>158021427silvafiggygreensoldickopylov
>>158021626Xadame Xneed must be feeling extra lonely today GEEEEG!!
>>158021626*herself
Goy