>HOT EDITION1-2Teo two run homerMurphy solo homer
kek doyerpacos
prev. >>158022376
Is lasagna just crustless pizza??
>>158024815Thanks for sort of correcting this
KING TUCK
>>158024815>Lee warming upThank you for ending the game early Walt Weiss
TUCK 'EM
well that's gamegg LA
AHHHHHHH
PIMP THAT SHIT
TUCK EM
lol
>Padres sell out two home WC games>Dodgers fans are planning tomorrow's 49ers tailgate partyYikes
>>158024857Not even close
KING TUCK 'EM MUDDA FUCKAHS
>BARVESBAU BAU
C A N TANTC U C KUCKT H EHET U C KUCK
it's over
BARFS!! BARFYDOOS!!
apologize NOW doyerpaco chicanos!
>>158024876so true kek
dazz mai gai ging TOK-EDWIN DIAZ
>>158024876Have no know idea what this means
Tucker is clutch in playoffsWell worth the 60 million
way more respect for a guy like Murakami than Skubal, Ohtani, Tucker
>>158024876why don't they show up to support their team? I don't get it, it's saturday for peep's sake!!
>BarfsDumb flyover frauds, they're really going to force all of us to watch the Padres or Brewers try and fail against the Dodgers again.
DIS NIGGA SAY KYLE KEKER???
kek he called him Tyle Cucker
>>158024815KWAB
doyers :)
I think baseball might need a salary cap guys.
>>158024901it's just womanly nonsense lmao
>ohtani already has more 2026 post season hits than pcgay
At least Atlanta bros have the superior city.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158024923white sox roastie MINDFUCKED pca
>>158024922she's a girl thou!
>>158024909Is that le hecking japanese underdog?? take my updoots!!
>>158024876Rent free, tranny.
MUNCED
Thanks , CUBGERS kek
AWAWAWAWAWA
OWARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>158024909Don't for a second think Murakami would've picked Chciago over LA. Next contract will be telling
THAT FUNCY MUNCY
M U N C E ' DUNCE'D
KWAB!
>>158024934Can you post a pic?
>postseason pages
BOOM!
BIG SEXY DOES IT AGAIN
T H A T F U N K Y M U N C YHATFUNKYMUNCY
>AjSS
So this game is over at this point
>Smith-Shawverhyphenate bros...
can it be really called a sport if a fat fuck is a superstar?
ohononono
doyers :) (again)
Muncy kakkoi!!
>>158024927Not at all. Hot, humid, black, fewer entertainment options. Rich people pick LA over Atlanta 9 times out of 10
KEK I SAW HYE SONG KIM
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
>>158024986>cropping off the onion headline because you're afraid of being called redditBUSTED!
>>158024978No. Dodgers bullpen keeps any team in the game.
it's shawver
>>158024982That's what makes it the best sport. Fat dudes can be ballers
>>158024997I like this pasta
>>158025020the caesar salad one is better
>>158024982I thought sports was all about technique
good eye tommy good eye
Braves fans actually thought they'd be competitive with Sale and a bunch of 5s lol. Put AA in the bronze bull
D O Y E R SOYERS
>>158024992>the outlineway to go DINGUS!
>>158024978>he doesn't know about LA's bullpen
Lmao there is literally no competition anymore. Just hand the Dodgers the trophy and start the lockout already. This shit is so fucking boring, man.
>Post season DodgersIt's like the chiefs, it's just a different team.
Playoff Dodgers is a different beast
doyerpacos that was a hit lmao
I was very scared, so I turn it off now I see the dodgers scored twice. what did I miss I dont have internet
>>158024987Atlanta was a big draw for nouveau riche 10-15 years ago when it was the fastest growing metropolis in the country. I don't know if/how that's changed in more recent years.
>>158025050Dodgers threepeat loading…
>>158025071TUCK-MUNCE HRs
my chadres gonna bootyblast these cocky doggies in the 'cs
>>158025072*nouveau riche black people
>>158025084im sorry but back-to-back hr. are wasted...need RISP when you hit a HR
I saw a Dodgers fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Doyers fan. He was there with his stupid Doyer fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Dodgers t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shit in baseball with the best money in baseball please." I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Dodger fans put on is ridiculous.Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like "dude what are you talking about" like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Dodgers fans.
>Doyers bullpen
>>158024909you mean the record holder for japanese rookie home runs?
>>158025090>Cocky>Hasn't won against the sewers and is talking about the csYou fags really do have an inferiority complex. Kek
LETS GO DODGERS!
>>158025092yeah the poor white trash moved farther south and east out of the ATL
>>158025090The Sewers are gonna rape you.
>>158025076Soulless bought and paid for championships. I genuinely, unironically would rather see my team go 0-162 every year than cheer on a roster full of bought players and poached free agents that you throw unlimited money at. Might as well be the Tel Aviv Dodgers at this point, you guys spend and act like Jews already.
>cock poowartbarves got this
>>158025118this pasta always makes me think of Dostoyevsky's Notes from Underground
>>158025118i did this and said this
>>158025055there's a reason the overlap between the 2 fanbases is a solid circle
who is pitching game 2 for each team
Doggie doos love stale reddit posts and calling a man "King Tuck"
>>158025142The Isreal uni is kinda kino
It was nice of the Dodgers to turn this into a blowout before Yankees-Rays starts
Why can't glasnow or someone pitch here
over/under 25 death threats to Tanner Scott's unborn child
>>158025118kek
GET FUCKED UMPIE
UMP HURT
>>158025090I've never seen a VTuber like this
>>158025166kek seethe bih
did Will Smith try to kill the ump????
>>158025118Unironically what goes through my mind everytime I see a dodgerfag fan
>>158025166he's not even egyptian either
Don't tell me people actually fell for the annual Dodgers August Sandbagging again
Umpie will remember that...
>>158025142How are old you? I remember when the Yankees were doing this during the turn of the century
>it's another ohtranny rides his team to victory and gets all the glory
can I get a replay on the killing of the ump plz
what's the best shake from shake shack??
>"you have angered the umpire"
>coping starts here.I watched this team play 18 innings of baseball when I had to be up for work the next fucking day.This team refuses to lose. Yeah you can hate all you want but it's not the stars that win these kinds of games, it's the "nobodies" coming in clutch that make this team great.And besides, if it was so easy to buy a world series, why aren't the Mets in the post season? You still need a good coach and team.
Shut up bitch, we thirsty.
>>158025213You forget when he single-handedly eliminated the brewers in the NLCS?
Hello my fellow EPIC LA fans! The narwahl bacons at midnight, LOL
For me its the Foster Freeze twister with strawberry cheesecake
>>158025231citation needed
>it's actually harder for dave roberts having the highest payroll in baseball.
we all know umpie deserved this for the called strike 3 on Mookie in the 1st
I saw a Braves fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking gay prick. I was eating an outside lunch at Cookout, and xe was sitting eating some fucking ass. Ass. Typical fucking gay Braves fan. He was there with his gay Braves fan significant other who of course was eating ass too.I could tell xe thought xe was part of the best fans in baseball. Xe didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Roll Tide t-shirt on. I bet you xe bought it at the team store like a fucking homosexual. Xe and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shit in baseball with the best money in baseball please." I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. Xe just kept going at this fucking ass like xe's monarch of the world.I just tried to ignore that attention seeking faggot but xe just kept at it. Every time I looked away xe'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to xim. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and they relayed how fucking satisfied they were in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Braves fans put on is ridiculous.Next thing I know that person pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet xe just had to text xos stupid friend all about xis fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. Xe was like "dude what are you talking about" like xe didn't fucking know what a prick xe was. I fucking tackled xim right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Braves fans.
>>158025224seems I'm still too new to recognize this pasta
who is pitching the next game
Doyers got them boys down south seething
>>158025231The insane game he had after the Dodgers were already up 3-0?
>>158025213He's the clubhouse morale boost guy. Without him the Dodgers go back to their pre-Ohtani choker version
>>158025257Snella
>>158025231*Chef's Kiss*
>>158025267who for the braves
my gf just sent me this pic without any captionwhat does it mean bros?btw she's Jewish
>>158025148considering this could be mistaken for one of the many autistic rants that happens in that book, I don't blame you
>>158025265the 18 inning gamehe's bragging that some guy who only bats and had 8 opportunities got 3 home runs in essentially 2 game span
>>158025239NLCS Game 4https://youtu.be/iFvryLA67bQ
STRETCH RIGHT NOW
>>158025207In my early 30s. Was too young to truly understand and hate what the Yankees were doing at the time. All I know is my snakes kept the faggot-ass Stankees from winning 4 in a row, fuck them post-9/11 feel good stories.
Sneks were the only hope of beating this Dodgers team.
>>158025108KEK retard
>>158025257most likely Sale vs Snell
>>158025247this goes hard
>>158025281it means I fucked her.
thug hunting in atlanta
No.... NO!!
>>158025304a sale snell day boys everything must go
Shan’t be watching the Dodgers sleepwalk to a 3peat. This is the last baseball game I will ever watch until MLB gets a salary capLet me know
Should I get tinder gold if I only have 3 likes?
>>158025290so of his other 10 seasons, and assuming slew of playoff games, how many total home runs and strike outs does he have?
The Dodgers roster is mostly white and asian with a few token latinx and black players that are kept in check. This is the ideal setup, you don't want too many latinx or blacks in the clubhouse or things can get out of control like we're seeing with the Braves.
>>158025281oy vey
>>158025299you only get two runs on back to back when you can get 3-8 runs with RISP do the math it works out
>just have your owner spend more! salary floor!!How does that work when the Dodgers get all the best players tho
>>158025331Pussy
>>158025297Or the Cards
>>158025339Tinder is pay to win
>>158025281NO WORK on SATurday...high sabbath
>>158025285him seething about accidently bumping shoulders with another pedestrian walking in the other direction on a footbridge late into the evening had me crying
>>158025313is that like ghetto gaggers?
for the hell of it, someone should hit ken rosenthal in the head lmao
>>158025366LA is also the nicest place in the world to live if you're rich. Smaller markets can't compete.
>>158025331This. Im going back to Fangraphs where I get some damn respect! Harumph!
>>158025339you stole my image chud, also no....the best strat is to download it on a friday before "hype time" so you can get into the good queue without paying. If you don't want to pay your best bet is hinge, it's the exact same shit except you can message first to show your personality
>>158025366>everyone can do what the doyers did>>find out they scammed a tv company out of billions and don't have to share revenue
>>158025305its a love letter retard Op is gay af frfr
>>158025399>LA is also the nicest place in the world to liveHA HAHAHA
100 degrees in LA why
>>158025412If you aint cheating you aint trying. 2017 showed us this.
>>158025426technically it’s desert with a shit ton of stolen water
>>158025399LA is so nice their manager lives in San Diego lol
LA will not be resigning Freeman
freddie :)
>>158025388the seething about his assistant/jeeves/maid while his waifu visited, ultimately making his waifu pay for it was kino
>>158025440that's essentially the entire southwest
>>158025412and nothing will happen, enjoy the threepeat
>>158025440explain how the stole water keeps the temp high go deeper into this thief and how the great lakes might be affected with the installation on a pipeline
>>158025458badically yet everyone always loses their shit whenever it gets hot thinking it’s the end of the world
Cheating between the lines = based and skinpilledCheating in the FO/books = cringe and limp-wrist coded
>>158025399nothing better than having to choose between dying in a helicopter and being stuck in 2 hours of traffic to move 5 miles
>>158025480you should learn about the hoover dam
Padres will beat the Dodgers in the NLCS
my new name is Geeno its very coolness and the chicks love it
>>158025388People do this to me even when I make room for them on the sidewalk. Am I autistic for getting mad? Im NFL O lined size so ill destroy em usually.
Megan Fox is so fucking bogged jesus christIs it all that trannying her kids that made her that way?
>>158025412is it not a coincidence that the two trump terms also happen to be the year with the most fraud and cheating in modern MLB? Trump 1 also had the trashtros and the red sox sign stealing incidents, then Trump 2 is when the Dodgers start committing billions in fraud to get every high profile free agent in the most unethical runs possible.
>>158025503trvth nvke
>>158025510Maybe try destroying a salad next time
>>158025497i know Hoover didnt want it in the beginning but those desert states put a gun to his head and demanded he pay for the project
>actually signed a bunch of my guys to longish term contracts in OOTP, buying out like a year of arbitration on some and 2 years of free agency>time for them all to massively decline so I can't get out of these deals and am fucked I think I've done this exactly 4 times prior and it failed 2 of the 4 times>resign pitcher>velo drops by like 5 mph, I have to trade him and his new team cut him and ate the money>sign my declining power hitting former mvp 1st baseman>has 1 year where he had a 103 wRC+ (career 139 wRC+ guy) and the other 2 years were both sub 100 wRC+the other 2 were for a left fielder and a backup catcher who are both starting for me, ironically, but I did those deals because they have the captain stat and those are both cheap deal with the LF being more expensive but having like 2 team options so it was only like a 3 year deal or something. I just big money signed 3 pitchers ages 28, 31 and 33, my shortstop 31 (who is mostly valuable because his defense is so good) and my 2nd baseman/left fielder 31 (also kind of an injury risk) all 5 were all stars last season with the youngest pitcher wining the cy young.
>>158025520Two cunny masters. One slain. One thriving.
>>158025503many are saying this
>>158025480
save us vesia
>>158025456it's been close to 30 years since I read it and what I mentioned is about the only thing I vaguely remember beside the general tone. It's just one of what feels like a thousand books I always meant to read again that's never going to happen.
where is my nigga Liberty Niggerty?
>>158025535I do destroy salads. They are tasty. You think i got this big not eating my greens? Stupid nigger lmao.
>>158025520completely unrelated. also you fags act like it isn't weird that the previous 2 dem presidents are multimillionaires despite never having actual real jobs
>>158025507EWWW
>Vesiaoh god oh fuck
Vesia's dead baby
>>158025597It’s never been more over
>Trump1 era WSCheatstrosCheating Red SoxCOVID Mickey Mouse Doggies>Biden WSSoul bravesHonest AstrosRags beating the odds>Trump 2Billion dollar fraudgersBillion dollar fraudgers(now with anti-canada propaganda)Billion dollar fraudgers and the sport dies this time
>>158025583
>>158025570Bernie changing his vocabulary to only billionaires and not as well millionaires is pretty hilarious.
is Vesia a latinx? he looks like one and his name sounds latinx
>>158025606:(Poor Lil feller
can someone tell me the weakest link in the dodgers' starting pitching staff heading into the playoff
Are there lots of Poodre Pacos here, too?
all ya'll gonna understand you don't know ball when you see what the doyers bp is gonna do this post season
>>158025644toss up between bubic and diaz
I told you guys that the Dodgers bullpen turns up in October>>158025644they don't have a weak link, especially in this part of the season
Owtani does nothing; wins
>>158025646living rentfree in doyershinji's head kek
unsuccessful hatewatch!
Ohtani
>>158025644>>158025700
>>158025700Owtani
>>158025644Nothing. Glasnow is the weakest pitcher in the rotation, but he's basically the ace or second-best pitcher on most other teams.
We don't need Ohtani to do anything
>>158025616EWWWWWW
F
>>158025770All the Dodgers needed was a Japanese star. If Yankees get Sato they are 100% winning the next world series btw.
Who's coming out of the pen?
This series sucks, wake me up 4 Padgers
>it's over for Chris Oner
>>158025801>tanner scott
>>158025774definition of a "stuck" ball is not being able to remove it, like in the rare instances that it gets stuck in a chainlink fence
NOT SO FAST DOYERPACOS
TAN HER, SCOTT
>>158025774Yes, the Dodgers are just that strong
>>158024876Hmmm
>>158025828good luck, we're all counting on you.
Gonna be sick to my stomach if I have to see Morejon in Dodger blue :(
HOME RUN
every year with this shit
uh oh stinky
>scott of the tanner
it begins...
SNEED
Watched 2 slurpers in a rowI'm blind
LEL
>>158025653>>158025675Kekkies
IT HAS ONLY BEGUN
Hmmmmmmmm
>>158025864we're not going to be shelling out bank for another fa bp arm
Bros...
>>158025889C H U C K E D
>tanner skwab
IT FUCKING BEGINS
>>158025828
Don't get your hopes up, game is over
scott what are you doing
>POODRES
>>158025770he's still correctand defending a $700 million contract is simp status
I feel as a Latino I'm forced to be a dodgers fan
>Pulling Tanner Scottbold move by Doc
ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE THE LYLAT SYSTEM
>>158025971hell yeah, man
erm...dave...?
>>158025971You could be a Poodrepaco, Astromiguel, or Yankeeguido.
>>158025864someone else will overpay and try to move him to the rotation
>>158025975righty on righty, esp with Riley on deck.
>>158025917I'd be shocked if they weren't in on him
>>158025987Padres and Astros are more of local fans that happened to be Hispanics and Yankees is the American team for excellence (yes, they have a lot of Hispanics fans)
don't worry, scott just a little rusty with the rest
>>158024815The Braves are who we thought they were
But is it actually over or is there a chance?
>>158025892that wink from the gangbang slut omg
>>158025998both Bubic and Vesia will be free agents, so they'll want at least one lefty I assume. who knows what plan A will be but Morejon will get paid and they're already burning money with Diaz and Scott.
>>158026030It's ogreGo out, meet with a friend, read a book, clean your roomDon't get your hopes up
>>158025996No one is moving Morejon to the rotation, sheer lunacy. You don't play top-shelf rate for a reliever to try and stretch him out
OH N-
UUUH DOYERPACOS WHATS GOING ON!??!?!?!
I AM IRON MAN
ACK!
Uh oh
wtf is this garbage? walk Dubon to face a power bat?
Doggiedoos?
TASKUTE YAMERO
LOADING UP THE GRAMS
good game, braves
DODGERS WIN!
Doyers stop the bleeding and take game 1. GGs braves, cya tomorrow
that's a win
attaboy, Riley
W
gggaylanta
Spiritual loss for Tanner Scott
I LOVE LA
Chopped!
my doyers :)
>>158026118this
>>158025618also another guy who has never had a real job but is super rich. My favorite is how he used to pretend to be pro gun (he wasn't really, he voted for the PLCAA and he either voted against the brady bill or against the awb, but not both, he only campaigned on voting against one of the 2 and that the only one he voted against, probably the awb) and them michael bloomberg gave him like $10,000,000 and he changed his views to being super anti gun. yang too. yang fake cried because bloomberg gave him tons of cash
>>158026118he got it next game, coach
>dontrelle willis train stationLMAO still going at it with that
>>158026072giving the gayves and the rest of /mlb/ a false sense of hope
>>158026314that's right
remember when jism was gonna go 50/50? kek
5-3 with your 'ace' against a bunch of bullpen bums? Yeah, doyers are washed.
>>158025613>Dodgers pls stop winning
