previous>>158010976
cards
>>158026250took you 35 minutes btw
>>1580262504 gay ass teams
>>158026250
i have been drinking since 11am this heat and drinks have killed me.....i may not make it to hatewatch the poodres...
>>158026308F
>>158026308same, was gonna try and take a napster but I couldn't
>>158026294This.
>>158026308Band-Aids are bad for you
when you have max muncy and edman as the bottom of your lineup and yams and glasnow as your 3rd and 4th starter, it's kinda over
>>158026250psychotic thread…
>>158026308alcoholic or what how can you drink that much
Os
>>158026250Only my pirates could have stopped the dodgers ):
Doyers win
Hey, where did the Cubbies girls go?
>>158026594they are soxies girls now
dodgers
>>1580263082 heaping scoops of ivermectin
Have fun in the stankees thread guys, I have plans tonight.
>>158026601kek
Can anyone stop him?
>>158026703Opus Dei. they're not going to give up buggering kids.
Am finna grub on these loaded fries
>>158026742that looks like its 4000 calories
>>158026812yes
>>158026742Looks good
mlb kept saying the braves were 5-1 against the dodgers, they were “the best team left in the NL”, that they could be the kryptonite etc etcwtf went wrong? was it just hype to ensure people tuned in for game 1? its obvious now the dodgers are going to the world series, and only the rays or yankees stand even a remote chance of stopping them
>>158026892no one was saying that. the lifelong barve types learned their lesson 2 seasons ago. real braves fans are realists.
>>158026742The taco truck by me has great carne asada fries
>>158026742how much does a plate of loaded fries cost?
>>158026892Anyone with a brain knows that Milwaukee has the best shot at beating them. The Mis should get them at least 2 wins by himself.
>>158027173I think the Yankees have the best chance if their pitching performs the way it can
white sox
>>158026308I have fatty liver disease so I can't drink alcohol until 2027.
Padres @ Brewers >>158027460Padres @ Brewers >>158027460Padres @ Brewers >>158027460
>Kalshi (((trade))) what's next
can i get a 3-word summary of the guards v whitesox game
>>158027632i can't hit
>>158027632good guys won
>>158027632the third inning
>>158027664that doesn't sound right, guards lossed
>>158027632White sux gay
Grody Smellinger
>>158027173Lol Brewers offense is the same ol punch and judy. Miz is great, but not enough unless he goes on a Bumgarner-esque run
What sport and team will you follow as your sport goes into a lockout?
>>158027859Kane County Cougars baseball
>ive got to get to 3rd base!
Poodres are gonna sweep just based off these ABs. Their patients is impeccable and they'll dominate the bullpen while Morejon and Miller make sure the game is ovwr by the 7th inning. Don't even feel the need to watch this series, outcome is too predictable.
They're going all the way.
Their patients is impeccable
>>158028981so if they lose he'll just be a loser with no rings, no wife, no kids and no friends?
Which Pacos are the real Pacos, Doyerpacos or Padrespacos?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DID YOU FUCKING DOUBT???
>>158029116LA dogs are too integrated, they might as well be whiteMeanwhile the Padres are unapologetically ourselves
>>158026564THIS. SO MUCH THIS
I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOAH OH
party animal bros we're choking
>>158029604holy based bananaball chad
>>158027356very true
cum shitter said it was going to be a home game
>>158029648chokedthat was pathetic
>party animoids
bananaball is more exciting than poodres-pooers
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Yanquis went from the greatest team this decade to a 1 "hit" shutout
wonder how the door is doing after that one
>>158029908KEKYANKKEKS
>>158029908YAMERO
>yankees in the postseason>1 hit>12 strikeouts>no hit through 7 2/3rd innings>thrown out at third base with two outs in the 8th, trailing by one>lots and lots and lots of words to make excuses for a team that is HR-or-nothing, defensively poor, runs the bases like drunks, and low baseball IQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYankees are what they have always been.
shankeesKEKyank this dick faGGET
>>158029790This shit is insaneWhat a strikeoutRound 2
>>158030012Yankees fans used to be ballsy and obnoxious. Now they are math geeks.>well, you see, my algorithms say right here that...SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE, FAGIT!
>party chokimals
BANANAS WALK IT OFF
>>158030103b-b-but muh run differential!!!!!
who wants to hit the homer? does math baby want the homer? does big boy wanna swing really hard?
>>158030119>>158030115rigged
I understand that they wet the surfaces down but Tropicana in particular always looks like they're fucking skipping rocks on a pond any time a ball is hit
>Yankees go unga bunga we hit ball lol red sux>Then the Rays go analytics > your bats lol stankees
It's Fastball Freddy for game 2
>my Braves literally do not have a pitching staff for the playoffsIt really is incredible
Baseball in the analytics era is so fucking shit and garbage. Pitchers are taught to go 5 innings and strike everybody out. Hitters are taught to just hit homeruns. Nothing else matters. How did that go?>last year in World Series Blue Jays lose on fucking baserunning idiocy because muh homers>this year Red Sox pull elite pitchers early because muh analytics and bullpen blows game. Even Sox players dunking on management>today Austin Wells hits double and decides to go for triple even though it was 2 outs so no sac fly and a he would score from 2nd on a single anywayHow can anyone watch this shit?
>>158030103kek
>>158030545btfo by the smart teams kek
>>158030669So which teams go against this and are watchable then?
>>158030605I thought he sucked with the Mets?
>>158031035Rays
>>158026703We need an anti-pope.
Are the Brew Crew just regular season babbies? Their regular season record from 2018-2026: 764-593. A .563% winning percentage. And yet they have yet to play in a World Series game in that span. Really makes you think
>>158030605Meys broship
What happened? Everyone told me this alien looking fuck was going to throw 7 shutty in every playoff appearance.
>>158031113he did but the rays fixed him
>>158031161>Metsfags always trying to ride other team's coattailsKek fuck off
>>158031229How do they keep doing that
>>158031161Skatin Raytropolitans?
>>158031251We don't know because we don't have the capacity to know. But they do.
>>158031129>RaysBlake Snell would like a word
>>158031459it was 6 years ago it's time to let go
>>158031307Imagine spending $350 million on payroll to build a roster whose strategy for scoring runs in the postseason is "Welp, I hope we run into one. If not, welp, there's always next season".
The fans who suffered three straight season of 100+ losses including the record for most losses ever. 21 years without a postseason series win until now. It brings a tear to the eyeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/SN8aGrGOx4Iinb4 they're bandwagoner/new fans. You don't know the 108
Bench Wells for the rest of the postseasonRice at catcherStanton at DH
>>158031459Bruh that was a completely different team years ago. And analytics would cause them to learn from that mistake by now anyways.
>>158031504>no babby park>no runs this is incane
>>158031504>Welp, I hope we run into one.lmao Rays eat those kinds of teams alive. Yaks are so screwed
>>158031494>>158031759Yeah, teams totally aren't pulling pitcher after 4 innings. Only reason Ras wasn't pulled was because they knew the fans would riot if they did that shit again. He was also throwing a no hitter and completely lights out.
>>158031288Can we learn?
>>158032525It's like trying to teach a dog algebra. The brain capacity for Rays baseball just isn't possible for the average human brain.
kke stankees
>>158030012Foiled by simple, smart baseball.
>>158031113yep. the rays fixed his changeup.
Why don't other clubs implement smart baseball? Are they stupid?
>>158032790I think some try but they just can't match the Rays.
>>158032684They scored one run. This win was all Ras.
>>158033144Catcher calls the game, sis. And he gets the calls from scouting. But good job exposing your lack of unders smart baseball.
Show us nu tho
America's Ballpark. Home.
>>158033281Clownhouse
Guys if you're not following the NLDS the roof just memed the poodres.
Selig's Sewers still cheating
>>158033188Imagine thinking it was all the catcher's genius.Nice going full retard there.
>>158033355yes and i KEK'd and KEK'd!
rip poodresdomed by domebabs
THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!IM NOT FUCKING CRAZYLEGIT BLACK MAGIC
Tonight was whatever. We're the team of destiny and karma will come back for us.
If that hits the wire and falls in front of an outfielder it’s a live ball. But outfielder catches it. Yeah, it looks like it was leaving the park. Outfielder catches the deflection, by rule has to be an out. Sorry poodres fans.
>smart baseball wins>again
Just a coincidence I’m sure.
>lossing to the sewers
***blocks your path***Nothing personnel
I rather see a Dodger threepeat before MLB gets locked out in 2027.
That is some buuulllshitttt right there, what biased announcers. Bull shittery by Umps and mlb to keep Chadres destiny.
Daaaaaa
>>158033458This is legit a mindfuck, I haven’t posted more than a couple times since late May and someone is still talking about an off hand comment I made about the brewers and rays being well run baseball orgs. Actually crazy kek
beating the broors isn't for everyone
>The expected distance for a baseball hit with an exit velocity of 105.3 mph and a 49-degree launch angle is approximately 310 feet.It's an out anywhere except Fenway
Padres got DOMED by the bruh cruh
>>158033513
>>158033510No, but really, look at this cocky blue berd coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
roofs are NOT for ethical baseball
>>158033500STANKEES LOSE!
>>158033523they changed the launch angle after the fact. I checked immediately after while watching live and the LA was 33. A significant number for some I’ve been told…
>>158033513That's a home run though
>>158033503Settle down, sis. You didn't invent smart baseball. Brad Pitt did.
Padres are cursed. It's over.
>>15803355233 degrees wouldn't get anywhere near the roof
Red sox and Cubs cursed the Padres and Phillies.
all the good guys won today
>>158033513Imagine if he had bounced it outta here lmao
Well done padres well done…. HOWEVER
HOW CAN DEY BE SMART IF THEY DONT GOT RANGZ THO
The Pads were the better team, but the Broors were smarter. It is what it's.
>>158032790Padres are legitimately insane. Shallower pockets than the d*Dgers and at the same time they are more anti-moneyball/analytics than the d*Dgers. It's like the dudes whose retirement plan involves winning a lottery.
>>158033580Trvke
>>158033583dumbleroof
>>158033580>doyers>good guysfunny stuff, jose
The Padres won that game thobeit
Twitter says Correa once hit a ball 355 feet @ 49 degrees, 110 mph but France's was only 105 mph
any good Padres postgame livestreams? Kind of want to hear the melty
requesting based RC bring back some good seethe from reddit for a kek or two
Domebabies took a huge L today
Humiliation ritual desu
>best player tonight was the roofing contractoryeah keep gloating
Dome fall ike rome fal we're trapppedd
>>158033629i miss hogwatch. seeing him meltdown was hilarious!
Devil magic works in the postseason now? Good to know...
It's not too late to get on your knees like the broken little bitch cocksucker (kek) cursed LOSER you are and apologize for the disrespect, 2hu...
>>158033513yerrr out. thanks for playing
>>158033560I just thought it was funny that I left this place for a while and when I came back a comment I had made without that much thought had imbedded itself into your brain and bothered you enough to be talking about it half a year later. that’s all my pepe fren!
trams
>>158033564Maybe if they didn't build Petco Park on a Native American burial ground.
>>158033640Smart.
>>1580336572hu won't swallow her pride. She won't bend the knee, and it will cause the end of the daddies. 2hu, do the right thing.
Kwanza status?
So now you insufferable retards are going to spend days pretending a 49 launch angle pop fly should have been a home run and this was some sort of grand robbery? For fucks sake. If you don’t want to hit the roof don’t uppercut swing. Never a HR.
So we're actually getting the Rays Brewers smart teams world series?
lil fella thinks he invented smart baseball
>>158033683its funny because both teams fucked the padres in their parks
>>158033627poodres lost hope this helps
Reminders:>20 of 27 Yankee championships happened before free agency or a draft existed>20 of 27 Yankee championships happened when only 1 team from each league made the playoffs, which was automatically considered the "World Series">16 of 27 Yankee championships happened before integration>26 of the 27 Yankee championships happened before the luxury tax was introduced in 2002>Over 20 years since the 2002 CBA (up to 2021), the Yankees surpassed the threshold every year except 2018, spending almost twice as much over every other team combined. (pic rel)Soulless apes trained to fling their own shit and repeat a number as an argument. Put them in front a mirror and they will inevitably try to fight the reflection. Watching them cry about Cashman as if he took away their sippy cups is my greatest joy.
>>158033683both teams are losing the next 3
God what I'd give to see us get to Cum Shitter on MondayThat would truly rob the Yankeecucks of all hope.
.
BrewGODS
Was that the most dramatic routine flyout in baseball history?
>>158033513That’s not smart that’s cheating thobeit
Poodrespacos are chanting burn down American Family Field because of a homer in 1/30 parks?They don't deserve to be in this country.
Wainwright who has played many games in Milwaukee has never seen a ball that high before. As a Brewers fan since County Stadium I have never seen a ball hit the roof before.
Do you guys decide which teams you like by what city they're in? For San Diego for example I immediately think of Mexicans and gays so obviously I would want the Padres to lose
where did all those stankees namefags go??
That ball was never going out. Would've been a shallow fly if it didn't hit the beam. Beam propelled it further.
>>158033774>Beam propelled it furtherThat doesn’t make any sense at all
Shouldn't that ball have been a foul ball?
>>158033761moping in silence, probably.looking to road rage on the expressway, potentially.jumping off the top of the BQE, I hope.
>>158033787I think that rule would make more sense but no
>>158033782>what is a ricochetBro has never played billiards before
what is stopping an owner from running a ballpark with a 12 foot ceiling
Dodgers will sweep the Brewers in the NLCS and then sweep the Rays in the WS for the ultimate small marketfag seethe.
>>158033809If roofs had been invented 100 years ago yankee stadium would have a 12 foot ceiling and they would all count as home runs.
>>158033816Bookmarked.
>>158033727>exit velocity>launch angle
>>158033809Need room for seats. Maybe a glass ceiling?
>>158033816Pinned.
>>158033816Archived.
>>158033816Saved
>>158033816Poked.
>>158033816Favorited.
>>158033809the Commissioner's office. No official rule, but all MLB parks have to submit to the CO for approval.You'd need a commissioner willing to go along with a meme stadium, then survive the owner's voting him out at the end of his three year term.
The Brian Cashtard Yankees, folks.
>>158033816I am a senior librarian at the Library of Congress and will be petitioning to have this post enshrined on Monday.
I was working on my shitposting late one nightWhen my eyes beheld a wondrous sightFor my monster, in my pants, began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surpriseHe had an assHe had a female ass(A female ass)It made me want to smash(He had an ass)It caught on in a flash(He had an ass)He had a female ass
>>158033816Digged.
Poodre pacos really thought that ball was gone.
>>158033727you guys trust the stat cast shit way too much lol. The MoE on these things are huge
>>158033891ngh…
Checked.
Since the Padres are all but eliminated San Diegans will mostly be watching the Chargers and Seahawks tomorrow instead, right?
>>158033899shut up faggot
>>158033945AhwooooooooooooAh ah wooooooooooAh ah wooooooooooAh ah woooooooooo
>>158033939I should bet against my team lol Herbert looking like a Servitor nowadays from 40k.
He had a female ass!
>>158026250My injuns finna bouta bootyblast these fagsox in the next 3 games... For sure, totally. Heh
Average runs scored this postseasonRed Sox = Rays
Might be the most embarrassing way to win a game
>>158034008Seethe harder lol.
All things considered, the early lead, looking like they would take a game versus Misorowski, using up their bullpen, and the roof ball maybe go ahead 9th inning homer… there’s no way the poodres full recover from this right?
Reminder the dodgers literally won a world series because of this.
So what is the actually ground rule?
>>158034037trade secret
The Rays starting pitching has a drop off after Rasmussen, whereas the Yankees is at a constant level.Yankees in 4
>>158034012I'm sorry, but you are latinx
>>158033816Capped.
>>158034027Are you implying that if it didn’t get lodged in the wall that it would have been a game tying inside the park home run? All that did was save a run in a two run game.
Uecker was up there helping us out.
>>158034027
But consider Tommy Pham also hit a 106 mph ball today that wasn't a home run when 23/26 of the same statcast hits wereThe Padres did get robbed.
I’ve honestly watched like 7 brewers games in my life and that’s the first time I’ve seen a ball hit the roof. Wow.
>>158034037whatever results in better TV ratings
>>158033486How the fuck
>>158033513Oh. That was a home run
>>158034120Milwaukee's most lifelong fan
>>158034093That was 106/31. This is 105/4fucking9
>>158034120nu bru cru!
>>158034120>>158034163Samefag cubbie p*do
>>158034085Corniest fanbase of all time, no wonder their packers always fucking choke. I hope karma bites them in their ass tomorrow.
lol
kek
>>158034236kekelon's twitter is based
I have a good job and an okay life. I think I need to stop caring about baseball. Good luck to all you lads and Cubbie girls too
>>158027852This year the Brewers are superior to LA in every way, the Dodgers are looking mortal, they cannot get the threepeat.
>>158034322
>>158033934cum shitter kek
>>158034163>>158034208Awww do the cubbies fans miss coming to miller park and making an utter fool of themselves by pissing puking and shitting all over themselves?Brewcrew we always out here
>>158034189its crazy that mune gets homeruns at that angle
If you think about it the Chadres are still ahead in the series. They have King and Miller tomorrow for an autowin, then they have 2 games at Petco in sweltering heat that only makes their longball better. Tonight showed they can take a Miz game and so Game 5 (if they somehow drop another one) is still in their favor. Padres in 4.
will the threepeat happen?
>>158034236lelmaoRoofgate is going to be the gift that keeps giving isn't it
Just saw all angles of the replayThat was a home runBig time robbery
It looks hot in LA
>>158034236gottem
>>158034550Do you like BTS?
>>158034550>only like 2 of them are hot>half of them are fat slags>almost zero diversitygrim, I thought money could buy more
>>almost zero diversity
>>158034555Give it a rest already—there's no way I'd like a drag queen like that kekDo you like those guys?
>>158034602But you’re Asian. You’re supposed to like BTS
Statcast shows that would’ve been a flyout regardless of the roofDomechads stay winning
>>158034611OK cubbies girls
>>158033727based retard
Thank you Brewerrs and MLB for screwing the Padres out of the postseason.Sincerely,The rest of the USA
>>158034619I can't count how many times I've seen homers get absolutely crushed and stat cast says some dinky distance like 400ft. I have zero faith in that jewish magic laser tech.
>>158034622Who would win: Mario or Link?
>>158034633Dodgers fans and everyone are even saying that was a HR. You fucked up, chief. Chadres will play with fervor tomorrow.
>>158034657No one wants to see your shit brown and piss gold team in the World Series. Nlw be a good San Diegan and go support your Chargers tomorrow.
>>158034657Tell their ass
Poodres Pedres Pacores
BUT THE HECKIN STATCAST!!
>>158034657San Diego sports curse is alive and well. That's what you get for building Petco Park over a Native American burial ground.
>>158033934>5 hours in ms paintYDS confirmed
27 rings STFU!!
>>158034432King is shit on the road.
Dodgers and Sox pull through, but Yankees and Padres come back---RogFord Mustang 1993
so in the future, umps should make a call on whether it would've been a home run or not?
>>158034759Yep. They’ll go to StatCast and if a Homer was wind aided they’ll call it back and if the wind kept it out they’ll call it a homer.
>STATCAST!
>>158034759Hopefully they do whatever my boyfriend 2hu decides
Peralta in game 2 kekek
>>158034768you can just watch a replay and make a judgement call
>>158034670I feel like I should bet against them lol I want Philip Rivers to first pitch at petco park.
>the san diego poopoo cacasPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>158034819No class
>>158034729
>>158034845What you think peralta's going to not shit himself?
Maybe statcast says it's a fly out but watching the replay you can clearly see the ball still going up and forward when it hit so that was definitely gone however it was also peeling left so it could also have ended up foul too
I watched multiple videos about the roof incident and in almost every one of them there's comments from people who hate the Padres like dodgers fan saying it was a home run.
There is a solution to all this, stop playing baseball indoors.
>>158035066Can wait for the heat stroke deaths from the Dbacks games
>>158034999it landed close to the warning track so it was clearly gonna be a hr
cum shitter kek!
>brooooooo this is such bullshit we should just look at statcast for every fly ball to see if it would be a home run statcast says it wasnt a home run >nah bro just trust me on this one it would have been GONE I can tell because of angles n sheeeeitWhy does baseball attract so many retards?
padres should apologize to the cubs and red sox
>>158035265>Terminal YDS
>MORE LIKE JEWERS>MORE LIKE "RIGWAULKEE">MORE LIKE "WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A ROOF ON IN 60-70 DEGREE WEATHER?">MORE LIKE "TY FRANCE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BEAT UP ONE NEW YORK UMPIRE EVERY DAY">MORE LIKE "UMPS AREN'T OUR NEIGHBORS">MORE LIKE FUCK ROBBIE RAYwith that out of the way, my chadres got this, we're winning tomorrow and sweeping at petco. The Miz being off his game doesn't spell good vibes for the rest of their rotation
>>158035442ahem>taps miccum shitter kek!
>>158035456apologize bitch
>>158035456You're a crumb
>>158035456you wont win until you get on your knees to the red sox and cubs and beg for forgiveness, sorry I don't make the rules
>>158035528Show some respect kuntbag
>>158035456It's over.
>>158035562what the!? I'm just forwarding the message!
>>158035362>statcastthis shit is so inaccurate, I'm shocked that tards are parroting it
>>158035593Randy will throw a no hitter tomorrow and the Chadres will carry that momentum to Petco, trust me bro. We're even cheating by making Buehler have a kid right before the postseason so we can roster an extra pitcher and have him return in time to start in the Petco part of the series.
>>158035624Massage this
I'm posting .290 on 4chan
>>158035785no please... NO PLEASE!!!
>>158035467>terminal
>>158035812the current ceiling of the yanks seems like it is
>brewers literally play in a mario baseball parkend roofs NOW!https://x.com/Adamsp523/status/2106598877449056489
>>158036608>mario "baseball" parkAh the italian-korean sensation
The Brewers, they're different this year. They've got grit.
