dodgers
>>158045680What do the braves and dodgers have anything to do with it?
>>158045676Hey listen here!Now I got mortgages on homesI got stiffness in ma' bonesAin't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you)Oh but I still get my pleasureStill get my greatest treasureHeap big woman you gonna make a big man out of meNow get thisOh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)Oh down beside that red firelightAre you gonna let it all hang out?Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeahFat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go roundGet on your bikes and ride!!
O's
>>158045794that is one ugly motherfucker
>>158045765Braves are gay and doyers cheated with financial crimes
>>158045831
He and Dookie have to go at the end of the season
>>158045765Doyers are the biggest asterick this decade
why are there only 2 games today? wtf manfred you slimy money grubbing faggot
>>158045788Adventure seeker on an empty streetJust an alley creeper light on his feetA young fighter screamingWith no time for doubtWith the pain and anger, can't see a way out"It ain't much I'm asking", I heard him say"Got to find me a future, move out of my way"I want it all, I want it allI want it all, and I want it nowI want it all, I want it allI want it all, and I want it nowwho can't identify with that?
Fuck roofs and fuck flyovers.
>>158045909NFL sunday, MLB knows they can't compete
>>158045909i don't like it either but unfortunately dicks herpes is a cancer
>>158045909handegg always fucks baseball
>>158045898go where? disney world?
>>158045959I member I posted the words “NFL Sunday” once on here and it set spammy off for like an hour. I don’t even watch football.
>Poodrepacos blaming on inanimate objects instead of their hitters for leaving so many runners in scoring position.
>>158045898Dookers is locked in for like another 6 years which is insane. I have to imagine they have some team friendly buyout planned.
>>158046003Avon the OGhe and Slim Charles shoulda been running shit the whole time
>>158046065I tried rewatching it again a couple years ago but burned out after a couple episodes into season 3
>>158046022I think he'll be fine. shift back to 2nd base before being the utility bench guy near the end.
>>158046121bro you need genuine psychological help i am no longer joking
>>158046102interesting. I rewatched it just this year and enjoyed the hell out of it. I actually really liked season 5, even. but the highlight this time around was Carcetti's entire run and my greater appreciation for institutional hollowing/corruptionI'm thinking about doing a 4th Sopranos rewatch but that might border on pathological so I'll probably hold off until I find a gf who's never seen it and needs to be enlightened
>>158046121fuck off
>>158046161
>>158045676Is Yuki Matsui gay or something? He's been caught foreplaying with Miller on camera and now caught holding hands with Morejon.
>>158046183he was so fucking good. his campaign manager/chief of staff was great, too. that guy's been around the block. whoever wrote these sections actually knew politicst. former political operative & office holder (appointed, not elected)you watch anything else recently that's good?oh, and if you like David Simon's work, I recommend trying Show Me a Hero (Oscar Isaac is excellent and the politics are, again, well-handled) and We Own this City
Are the Doyerpacos going to watch their Raiders get btfo by the Chiefs before their Doyers get btfo tonight?
>>158046294Norman was one of the show’s best characters. Everything he said was gold. Read David Simon’s book if you get a chance. I couldn’t put it down. Lately I’ve just been watching horror movies cause it’s that time of year. Watched Hereditary last night and it was pretty good.
>>158046261>He's been caught foreplaying with MillerAs a foremost expert in foreplay, I say that does sound quite gay.
>>158046397thanks, I will. have you read All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren? it's based on the reign of Huey Long. one of the great American novels imhoHereditary is very good. if you haven't seen it yet, Obsession is also worth a watch. and Trick 'r' Treat is a very comfy Halloween movieI assume you've seen the classic masterpieces, such as Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby
>>158046397>Hereditarylooked it up and realized I watched it a few years ago. one of those films that might have messed with me when I was a kid, reflected on some more when I got a bit older, but merely enjoyed and largely forgot about a few hours after watching it in my current state.
>>158046462are you rooting for anyone in the playoffs or just feeling things out at this point?
>>158046542Yes, love the classics. Watched Night of the Living Dead just the other night. I really liked Obsession, thought both the leads did a really good job with it. Indie horror bookends if you think about it.
>>158046705I tend to root for the team I think is less popular or less likely to win. Today, for example, I'm rooting for the Brewers and the Braves, tomorrow for the Guardians and the Rays. It's a tepid kind of rooting; practically nothing compared to my support for my beloved O's.
>>158046840she deserved better...
>>158046875You may not believe me, but that's a 10/10 in Baltimore and in Uruguay.
Ceilings in roofs may be closer than they appear!
Has a pitcher ever been hit by his own pitch, that is, without making contact with the batter's bat at all.
>>158047495he threw it at himself?
I'm a gay little 'mo and I fuck-em for my White Sox
>>158047716He was gay Mo Vaughn?
TRANS PEOPLE BELONG IN SPORTS TRANS PEOPLE BELONG IN BASEBALL
>>158047862>BELONG IN SPORTS>BELONG IN BASEBALLThey belong in a wood chipper
>>158047905Wood chipper is for wood tho else it would be called a people chipper
>>158047862We'llcum to the South Side!
Yanks in 4
belong in this bussy
>>158048266check'd
>>158045909>why is baseball dodging the NFL?
>>158047905I ain't even trans tho
>pope's team gets hot>chicago experiences two sports schisms at the same time
>>158048530>>158048369Why do you insist on bringing concussionkneel into America's pasttime thread?More importantly why don't the mods ban you for being off topic?
>>158048648because chikaner is looking for (You)'sif you ignore him, he'll go away
hated football is why baseball scheduled games for monday though, it's distinctly on topic and answering a question someone posted in this thread :)
We need a grass roots gay movement
>>158048648Why do you reply to jeetkaner?
>>158048697The World Series used to start on Tuesday, with Game 5 landing on Sunday. It was like this for decades until MLB changed it recently so that the World Series starts on Friday and never lands on Sunday to avoid trying to compete with NFL.
>>158049569games 1/2 and 6/7 both being on a friday and saturday is better desu
which game is gonna be more kino
>>158045944i forgot he was on the mariners before being traded to a worse team
why are there countless cubtrannies on /mlb/ but no soxjamals? it's just meme people pretending to like them because of the pope memes.
>>158049966gayves/doyers
>>158049997>>158049997>>158049997Padres vs Brewers
>>158049966padres brewers obviously
>>158050172Thats the one I am going to watch since my boy is on 1B
flyovers see a sunny sky and immediately demand shade, the weather in wisconsin had literally 0 reason to have the roof up
cam schlittler? more like cum shitterdud takes it in the butt (the ass)
cum shitter kek!
sandy koufax will sit in the front row in 100 degree heat and doggiedoos will still be like "nooooo it's too hot to go to a postseason game, that's why it was empty!!!"
>>158049966Cubs
I'm a cubs fan and sweeping the dodgers was our world series
>>158050857old people like the heat. that fucker will probably be wearing a wool overcoat.
>>158050420Raw?? wtf…
Stream fucking where?
>teams went through 11 pitches in not even 7 innings yesterdaywho is ready for a 16-14 ballgame
>>158049966Give dem cubbie bears a chance
do we want a game thread boys?
>>158051325check the 'log>>158049997
>>158051365ty! I have a dumb habit of just eyeballing the catalog as a challenge to myself instead of searching for the thread
>loco beach chokonuts>>158051154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cstO04qYr1A
>>158051505What is it about the BBCL and massive chokes?
at least we can all be certain that no matter what happens tonight, flyovers will still be poor, stupid, insecure people that talk funny and fuck their blood relatives
California is so shit that my state gets flooded with you retards but yeah sure
>>158051547stay mad troon
>106 mph exit velocity with a 31 degree launch angleACK
>>158051689Wait 106/31?I'm nooooooticing
>>158051812Nah I was just joking these dancing minor leaguers aren't hitting that hard
>>158051812Tbh Pham got screwed but White Sox fans will continue calling for his head and wondering what's he's doing on the playoff roster
i have decided to become a baseball watcher. my grandpa was a braves fan. should i root for the braves? what is the most interesting team in the playoffs? i was watching brewers padres last night and it was a great game.
Sox
>>158051971>White Sox fans will continue calling for his head and wondering what's he's doing on the playoff rosternot just white sox fansWhat the fuck -IS- Pham doing on any playoff roster?
>>158051992Barves are alright, middle of the road nothing crazy exciting. Their core is getting old as fuck so this team won't be for much longer. Good luck.
>>158051992Give dem cubbie bears a chance
PCA let the cubs get eliminated so he could go to Hammond Indiana Bears gameshttps://x.com/NFL/status/2106781682653450450
>>158051547when you think about it even california is a fly-over state
>>158052116I guess I'll just watch all the games and pick one team from each league. like a good bandwagoner.>>158052285i can't do the cubs because one of my mom's boyfriends tried to press them on me when i was a kid. he was bald and it was traumatic.
>failgators raped the loco bitch chokesonuts>CJ "The Villain" Williams goes down to 25% success at showdowns and 0% playoff showdownsOH NO NO NO NO
>>158053161>>158053080Destroyed
>>158050420>>158050488
>>158052915he was definitely a pedophile
its 100 degrees here in LA holy fuck
it's up!
>Dave Roberts said they talked with Andy Pages about his ABS challenge yesterday, and have instructed him not to challenge pitches going forwardKEK
>>158054172probably want to save them for Will behind the dish
>>158054172shitttttt
>if you're thinking about challenging, don't
ngh...gaw
>>158053080what the fuck are you talking about
>>158054637do not reply to the bananaball shill
>>158054172that's racist
Hrrk
>>158055555Checked
>>158054637playoffs duh
Miller is about to shut this game down
>Miller destroys the Brewers playoff chancesIronic isnt it
>>158055782it's just one game
>6 out saveSo they're going all in for this game which they'll probably win but that means miller is probably down for a few days, no? Also King probably won't pitch again this series, save maybe a bullpen appearance in a game 5?
>>158055831They'll have Pivetta and Randy to shut them down in game 3, then Buehler can hold it down for game 4 and easily sweep
>>158054687thats a funny mick actually
Why don't baseball players just set the pitching machine at 150mph so every human pitcher seems slow?
>>158055782>get owned by a roof that isn't even playing in the game>guys we're championship material
>>158055968it's literally and physically impossible to watch a pitch and swing a bat at a certain mph, you're just guessing and have to start your swing before the pitch is thrown.
How is the Brewers stadium? I always thought the shadows look like shit on tv.
Pierzynski's commentary is soul. Just a guy talking.
KINOINO
Holy shit
KINO
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK WHAT A GAME
Millers first real blown save is during the post season
we're blowing up american family field, sell the brewers to some mormon who will send them to the utah desert
LGTSS >Poodres
>You just have to put Miller out there for 40 pitches. Calculated risk
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOYERPACOS
Brewers got aura ngl
what part of Wiconsin you lads from?I was unironically considering moving there when Epic was recruiting me
as a neutral even this got my heart racing
Padres and Chargers falling mere minutes apart
OH NO NO NO NO NO POODREPACOS
CHEATING ASS BREWERS, I HOPE YOU GET PERFECT GAME'D IN THE NLCS
>Miller now unavailable for the rest of the series
Absolute Kino game lads.
Dodgers would blow this game with Diaz and Sucksaski, we only lost to the number 1 seed, which we will beat.Stay mad doyerpacos!
SAN DIEGO SUPER CHOKERS
BrewGODS
Nigga named Churros
absolutely brutal
bro why don't these fucking latin americans and cubans learn english, they'd be so much more popular
Hecking love baseball bros....
save me papi miller noooo
why did god curse me with being a san diegan
Brewers literally cheat
NU/BRU/CRU
Damn the Brewers gotta white guy doing the translator
>>158056894half of them are retarded.
caca
the pitcher-batter interaction is simply the greatest thing ever. athleticism, mindgames, and strategy all put into one. nothing comes close
>>158056894Yea bro, Mike Trout is basically Michael Jackson because he speaks english
>POODRES
lel poodres
how are Tom Verducci and Ken Rosenthal still getting paid millions to do fucking nothing
Why did they let Miller die on the mound, he was clearly mind raped and should've been taken off after the second walk. Shildt would've never let this happen, niggas letting AI manage their team kekkie doo
Poodres season over. Good thing they didn’t sell.
>OH NO IS THAT A .100 BATTER, BETTER PITCH AROUND HIMthis game was rigged, they want a team that will roll over the NLCS so they can get their threepeat and salary cap
still laughing at the cubs
This sport is in fact kino, Baseballchads, I kneel.
>>158056937are you being retarded on purpose? English is necessary to open yourself up to a bigger market but it isn't sufficient by itself to become a legitimate superstar
>>158056890Brewtal
>>158056965thisvibes > AI
>>158056981kek poodres
>>158056965>38/41More like 38/42!
>>158056952
THIS YEAR FOR SURE
>>158056906we live in a worse city than LAwe have no ringswe have beaches full of turds from mexicoour only redeeming quality is JD Vance
Now we can officially say MLB rigged this series by having the roof closed for game 1 btw
who's the hottest pornstar from San Diego that I can goon to in celebration of the Padres' loss?
>>158056906Perfect weather tho
Nice try, everyone knows San Diego is a WAY nicer city to live in than faveLA
>>158057054does that chad live in SD now?
>>158057054>we live in a worse city than LAlol come on. anyone who has ever been to san diego and LA can tell you this is not true
>>158056981kek scrubbies
>doyerpacos can't even tailgate at their nanny state stadiumkek
>>158056830Oak Creek WI. Best tasting water in the state.
the brewers will do all this, then get complete game shutty'd by Yams, get no hit by Snell, get raped by Skubal, and ultimately get swept in the NLCS. Then they'll cry to the media about how unfair the sport is to them. I can't wait for it to come out that they have been cheating these last few years and Pat Murphy plays up the average joe gimmick so you don't get mad at them over it
>>158056906you live in the nicest part of california fucking ungrateful bitch
we're getting robbed of padgers nlcs kino just so that the sewers can get unceremoniously swept againworst postseason ever
>>158056980They could've easily struck out shit ass Gary Sanchez, Mogojyan, why didn't they?
Up next.
>>158057112do you slurp it right out of the lake?
kino finish
>>158057128DOOD HE'S GOT DA POWER!!! HE'S SCARY!!!! HE COULD TAKE THIS WHOLE GAME WITH ONE SWING!!!! BETTER PITCH AROUND HIM!!!!
>>158055782
>>158057185saved
>>158057217you must be 18 years old to post here
i feel spiritual hurt for the padres
Okay but what part did the roof play in this game?
Oh boy guys, I sure do love 4 game Dodgers Brewers NLCS for the 2nd year in a row, can't wait for Dodgers/Yankees where Cum Shitter and the Yankees fielders commit like 20 errors and the Dodgers threepeat in an empty Dodger Stadium because "it's too hot in october!!!"
>>158057228
>>158056393Better in person. Owner is a cheapass when it comes to players but they put those tax dollars for the stadium to good use these last couple years adding cool shit. Shadows are kinda shit when the roof is open though. Avoid the 3rd base side when it's in the evening.
>>158057240I didn't watch all of the game but I think the shadows kind of sucked early
>>158057242kek seethe
>>158057242>Poodres
what the fuck is this dude wearing brohow mentally ill is his wife for making him dress like this
>>158057181Okay Mogojyan, let's walk him in favor of the Brewers clone of Ronald Acuna Jr who's only 22!
not even going to pretend the brewers wont choke to the devilgerscant believe we have to rely on the gay ass rays to save baseball
>>158057283>esta brutalllits funny how foreigners around the world speak a pidgin of english and their native language because all their slang is from the internet and in english
>>158057283What voting for mamdani does to a mf
>>158057242KINO
>>158056912Yeah he's based he looks like Brewers pitcher Shane drohan
Why couldn't the NL Central win more games so the Brewers couldn't just sleepwalk to an easy division win for the 4th year in a row? I'm starting to think they're in on the conspiracy to roll out the red carpet for the Dodgers to end this sport
Smart baseball got 'em malding again kek
>>158056981scuba kek
>>158057397smart teams will get to the NLCS and then get absolutely demolished in 4 games, then cry about how the system is rigged against them
>poodres lose>chorgers lose>raiders about to losekekcan doyers complete the pacogeddeon
>>158057283Disturbed to know that my tax dollars for the construction of Citi Field have contributed to Lindor's horrific fashion sense.
PICKLE SNELL ON THE MOUND TONIGHT
if the braves can't manage a win off of gape smell, that's all you need to know to know the league is rigged
>Good GuysDodgersBrewersWhite SoxGuardians>Bad GuysYankeesBravesRays>EliminatedPoodrepacos
>Bad GuysDodgers>Good GuysEveryone else
>>158057506True
>>158057435>rasm wonLA pacos for the most part don't give a shit about football. Millennial socal fans root for the Dodgers and Lakers and everything else is a far distant 3rd.
Give dem roylie bears a chance
NLDS ATL @ LAD GAME THREAD>>158057518>>158057518>>158057518
>>158057506this>>158057525yikes
the nl central is getting too cocky. one more word out of you and the packers will move to cedar rapids or some dumb shit like whatever is happening to the bears
>>158057534>lakersnot anymore kek
>>158057435BANG BANG 9ER GANG FOO
>>158057377>to end this sporta salary cap would save this sport. Imagine the Twins and Pirates finally being able to compete with the big markets, they will have more than 10 people going to the stadium for once.
i thought miller was supposed to be good?>PRRRRRRT
its so funny reading poodrespacos postgame postssuch fairweather fans, they're the best when they're winning but they lash out at absolutely everything when they lose
>third in division>2-2 superteam>worse record than the brownskekreminder most doyerpacos were trying to monkeybranch to the niners or raiders
they ever show replay of how the catcher fucked up the play at home? runner was doa, but looked like he just didnt catch the ball/tried to tag too early? should have been tied, but they just showed celebration nonstop and never showed any close ups or alternate angles.
>>158057580i'm talking about the lockout, no way the league recovers from a massive loss in viewership when it was finally picking up. same reason the WNBA does everything possible to avoid a lockout, because one lost year basically means the whole league is toast since nobody gives a shit about women's sports.
Not ARod just calling Snell "Black Snake... Blake Snail" kek
>>158057599Cubs cursed em
>>158057616>when it was finally picking up.their megabuffed international pre-olympics massive tension 7 game world series got raped and gaped by the NBA in 5 with college football getting so big baseball has never been worse off
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DbOn7apR81u/2 minutes of Harold Reynolds raising concerns about the stats nerds taking over baseball. good watch
>>158057054S.D. used to be nicer than L.A. but Mayor Gloria pozzed the city and turned it into an L.A. clone
>>158057667even these numbers are still going up from previous years. imagine undoing all that because you wanted an easy NLCS for the Dodgers to threepeat
>>158057324*White Sox but yeah I feel you
>>158057616>from a massive loss in viewershipThey will come back, this isn't the 90s where people had to go out of their way and buy TV packages to watch their teams, we have streaming now. Also people are bigger consumers than ever, even the boomers that say they'll quit watching if another lockout happens will come crawling back in. People aren't built like the 90s anymore
>>158057667>horse racingWhat.
>>158057667Idk why you keep spamming this. people who watch baseball because they love the sport already know that it's not the most popular sport. but that doesn't really matter. as long as we get to watch, everyone else can do their thing. this is a really lame troll job
>>158057705kentucky derby>>15805770980% of serious baseball fans want a salary cap (which will probably require a lockout)something like 65% of casual fans do
>>158057709you're the one who brought up ratings and viewership
>>158057744that's fine, I just don't understand why that pic keeps getting spammed>>158057765different anon. but the fact you carry that around with you locked and loaded is just strangewe all know baseball isn't the most popular sport. hell, bowling might be more popular on some nights. we're not watching it because it's the most popular but because we love the game
>>158057787>we're not watching it because it's the most popular but because we love the gamethat's not why you watch baseball
>>158057667>>158057705>horse racingbased athletes
>>158057803okay why do I watch baseball you big mentalist
>>158057812an horse? a athlete?
>>158057830For the feminine, female azz.
>>158057830On 4chan?Because its the only cultural sport option available to hispanics who are bad at soccer. It's the only sport with hispanic players in any significant amount.If mexico was good at soccer you'd just be like the other latin americans but you're eot, you've been bullied by argentina and brazil for decades, and even USA beats you easily.So you need a refugee sportBut hispanics don't play football or basketball, only whites and blacks do.You don't play hockey either.So only baseball is left as an option.
Normally I'd be dooming being down 0-2 but something about the Pads is different this year. Something unleashed within them after the All Star break. They hit some rough patches still but then they hit back even harder. This feels like the same deal. With our spark plug Samad Taylor, the best rookie catcher in all MLB Ethan Salas and a locked back in Fernando Tatis and Manny Machado, our bats will be there. We'll be getting Randy back and Morejon, who would be any other team's top closer, will go the distance. We still have two more games after that but it starts with winning the next one at home. If anyone can reverse sweep this October, it's us.Keep The Faith Friar Faithful
>>158057882only american sport*>>158057882it's the same as indians with cricket btw
>>158057881no, in fact we need reforms to ban all gay posters>>158057882I'm not Hispanic/Mexicando you really think this way? you sound pathologically online
>>158057525This but unironically
>>158057882fuck him in his asshole, baby. Fuck me in my asshole also.
>>158057917On 4chan that's exactly what's behind the majority of posters on this generalBecause most zoomers who care about baseball are hispanic. Whites and Blacks follow football and basketball (both kinds)
>>158057882accurate afanyone who thinks otherwise is lying
>>158057882unironically true
>>158057878always have been
>>158057937Idk 4chan is full of weirdos so I'm not gonna pretend to understand their habitsanyway I just love the game
>1-3% of the NFL is hispanic, translators are unheard of>2-3% of the NBA is hispanic, translators are unheard of>30% of the MLB is hispanic, every single team has a translator.I wonder why you picked baseball
At least the Poodres are doing the Dodgers a favor by wearing down the Brewers.
>>158057907ChatGPT sounding ass post
only sports that are 80% black for chikky!
>>158057968Dios mio....
>>158057967That's nice but you're a small minority, most of this website is based around various culture wars. It used to be just hating on black people but since there's a ton of latinx now its become hispanic vs white
What are the chances that we don't have a 2027 season?
>>158057972i hope the barves rape you and your shitty team. also hope your cowboys get GAPED the rest of the year
FS1 straight up chugging snells dick while Acuna got a base hit lmao.
si senor, baseball is the white aryan sport o algo
>>158057991I hope 100% so when the Padres win the World Series we can say we're the reigning champions for 2 straight anos.
>>158057987it's a lot of lonely people who want social interaction and a lot of mentally ill people who have fucked up worldviews. I think only 1 person irl knows that I browse this placebut I like a lot of /mlb/ anons who just enjoy the game. I don't like the numerous anime posters, gay posters, and the coordinated efforts where a single post gets 30 (You)s that all say the same thing in different forms
Stammen is a Moran, why didn't we start David Morgan lol well that's what he gets (same for offense) for being a dumbass. Either force game 5 or get gentlemen swept by the Broors.
>>158058021The only white sport is hockey and that shit is gonna die because of global warming
>>158057999Stay mad Senor Poodrepaco
>>158057991Padres and Braves, and Sox and Rays winning this series is genuinely the only way we have one. No flopping brewers who will cry about their payroll when they roll over, and no trust fund team playing in an empty stadium. But Manfred wants this to happen again, he wants a million posts about Skubal throwing a CGSO against the Brewers, he wants a million posts about an Ohtani homerun in the first inning, he wants to make a billion posts about Snell coming back from injury and striking out Jackson Churro in 3 pitches. He wants Ohtani vs Schittler in the WS.
>>158058041lol you're getting swept
>>158058044There's Field Hockey.
Snell probably wants to get on the IL so he can get a ring while streaming any gay games that he plays
>>158056202before it's thrown??
>>158058041I think King should've come out in the beginning of the 6th and Randy should've gone the remaining 2-3 with Miller just doing one in the 9th. Randy had that dog in him against the brews.
>>158058044not even the case, motorsports are whiter than hockey>>158058039>people on 4chan are mentally illwe know this, i'm just explaining that the mentally ill people who baseballmaxx and LAmaxx are hispanics who are bad at soccer (the canonical hispanic and latin american sport)i know from /int/ that argies have been fighting an internet war with mexicans and chicanos for decades now, this spilled over as they basically bullied them out of soccer and into baseballalso for many of them since they're recent immigrants to america and revilved by actual mexicans as pocho mutts they latch onto LA and california as their only source of national pride, since they can't even support their home country without getting made fun of by actual mexicans
>>158057923nothing ironic about it
>>158058039>I don't like the numerous anime posters, gay posters, and the coordinated efforts where a single post gets 30 (You)s that all say the same thing in different formsthat is the essence of /mlb/ and the reason it existsthat's why i will smile when they have their sport taken away for a year
>>158058067So highly unlikely it's impossible. Our bats have had a chance to reset, we'll be playing at home in front of our crowd in the heat which only helps our longball and our Game 1 bullpen arms will be rested and back to unhittable form.
baseball playoff home game for the reigning champs btw
>>158058099Idk man you're too deep down the rabbit hole I think. take a break, respectfullyenjoy the game tn
>>158058099Nice essay retard
>>158058067Looking like it since our offense can't hit against Dustin Mays. Bleeehhh. I'd need a damn Boston reverse sweep miracle man.
>>158058164i bet you're not even aware of how regionalism in america manifests in fast food / burger chain / grocery store fights
>>158058175we got this... we got this...
>>158058099>i know from /int/you are a genuine dumbass
doggie doos
>>158058175>>158058229>>158058041Apologize
>>158058262I wonder if he knows he's among the mentally ill
>>158057331esta brutal is zero english though
>>158058206fast food loyalty isnt even the wildest part of being Americanits crazy here
>>158058269why do the cubbies try to curse the padres, the brewers winning would make them treat the cubs even worse?
>>158058269got nothing to apologize for
>>158058314Most cubbietroons here started watching baseball in 2024 they aren't fully aware of division rivalries
Atleast the San Diego Chargers lost today.
>>158058358delete this
>>158058056Leave the survival of baseball to us
>>158058314The disrespect... You disrespected the cubbies and red sox by making them travel to Tampa (instead of just cincy) so they'd be tired from jet lag. I wanted the padres to win but the disrespect from 2hu made it so I don't mind delaying the brewers demise one round if there is no apology...
>>158058358it's as much a spanish word as english, actually even more spanish than english as it comes from latin
>>158058405fuck the Red Sox
anon obsessed with mexicans is a fucking loser
They don't like it when you call out their modus operandi.
>>158058486You disrespected the cubbies more importantly...
>>158058540I did not and fuck 2poo but fuck the sewers more than the poodres. fuck the Red Sox above and beyond all of them tho.
>>158058603My mistake
>>158058405the cubbies started the disrespect with Pete "Suck my dick bitch" Crow "I'll suck your dick and eat your shit" Armstrong
>>158058603Sorry sir
>>158058691you still my knee grow
>>158058603That's on me
The NL Central disrespects everyone else in the sport like the Dodgers do, however this cockiness is completely unearned. Also like the Dodgers, they also cry like bitches when other fanbases bite back
I hope Kwanza and Jose just realize they'll never win a World Series in San Diego and will relocate to another city.
>>158058764bite this bussy
BERDS!!!!
>>158058603Sorry sir. But I didn't want to curse the daddies... I really didn't. 2hu really, really IRKED me with rooting for the brewers last year and whining after the cubs beat them, then DISRESPECTING after... I'd be willing to lift the curse but... I'll never get an apology....Sigh...
>>158058853how about you curse a team that isn't already cursed
>doyers are using AI slop for concession and their rally towelsas if their soulless franchise could sink any deeper. feel bad for the fans that have to pay 80 dollars for this shit
>>158058853I generally try to be tolerant and usually ignore him most of the time. it's a heavy lift tho sometimes. I totally get it.>>158058931lurk moar
>>158058764the only flyovers who post here are cubstrannies
>>1580588532hu cursed the padres!
>>158058956these are the use cases i simply can't understand. it has to take less time to put your real actual nachos and hot dog together for a phone snapshot than to type up the god awful multi paragraph prompt that you had to tweak 10-12 times to get this to look halfway right
>>158058956think about all the money they saved advertising that slop with slop, though
Are we going to be watching Bananaball when the 2027 MLB season gets locked out?
>>158058994>>158058956copethis is the future nowit's about utility, "soul" doesn't matter and you cant even define it and its subjective anyway
can you fags take your gay little off-topic teenage anime drama to a thread where it belongsfucking christ how the fuck do you people function irl
>>158058956when will baseball island be ready for us to move into?
>>158059071I made him padre gifs...straight from my heart... But no... I was the enemy...Ugh.
>>158059043everything will look like shit and you will like it
I almost forgot /mlb/ is serious business
>>158059043>it's about utilityno, utility would be snapping a picture of the actual food
>>158059101a lot of us have "known" each other for years
>>158059097little good comes from wrapping your arms around obtuse
>>158059105that wouldnt attract as many people to the concessions since it needs to look aesthetic and professionaltokens are cheap anywaybtw the device you're posting on is for utility purposes and it was put together by automation
>>158059120I'm sure you have, just like how everyone recognizes the local schizos in every general
*sigh*I remember thinkin...2hus gonna love this!*sobs*
>>158059160poorly done AI slop for food ads makes the product look worse than if they just took a photo of it.
>>158059120this. i've known winky for over half his life!
sometimes I feel like applying to be a janny just so I can clean up /mlb/ for free but then I remember that I don't have it in me to deal with weapons-grade autism every single day
>>158059202'sup, my brother from another mother
>>158059160>aesthetic and professionallol. LMAO>it was put together by automationno, i built my pc myself. but please tell me more about my own life i guess?
>>158059177NOT MY METTIE JETTIES!!!!
>>158059220please fuck my ass
>>158059101Yes, if you can't take the seriousness of this place, better head to reddit
Is it possible that the Yankee schizo is actually Cum Shitter?
Milwaukee won that ball game by the way
>>158059355cheatwaukee cheated that cheat game more like
Damn manhttps://youtube.com/shorts/y1WV7BRwfCM
>>158059199untrue. a lot of research has been done on this.but i understand that's what they do in your hole in the wall turd world restaurant that doesnt cater to rich clientele>>158059238wow you completely fabricated your own chips at home? you should be making millions selling to data centers
ohtani never fails to impress
>>158059398i know i'm not the target demographic for these things but i've very rarely seen anything i can imagine watching LESS
>>158059408>a lot of research has been done on thiscan't seem to find any with a google search, which research are you reading?
I can already see my new owners spending like 400 million on Jazz in the offseason to replace Jake and we'll regret it immediately...
>>158058956why does AI always make food look DISGUSTING... and why do people just use it. Like bro it's YOUR FOOD and the AI jew is making it look like it a cooked tumor with maggots all over.
>>158059461don't listen to that retard, no research has been done on it and it makes no sense to make your food look like inedible.
>>158059427People just like to watch poodre fans crumble
>>158059545i know, i'm demonstrating that with a few 3rd-grade reading level questions
>>158059398If you look at the comments they're shitting all over those San Diegoans because of all the roof blaming they did.
>>158059559At least you're not demonstrating on them directly anymoreAt least, not since the court order
>>158059470who cares SD is full of fairweather fans anyway
>>158059624Makes sense just look at how many of them didn't know the ground rules of American Family Field?
why don't they instantly put launch angle and exit velocity on screen like they do for pitching speed?
Manfred even came down himself to open that roof kek
>>158059691they do but only on the statcast alternates
Are the padres gonna root for the brewers against the doyers like a bunch of battered housewives? LOL
>>158059691Harder to rig and cheat
>>158059731already arehttps://reddit.com/comments/1wxtmfy/comment/pdwrxye
Anyone else feel Miller blowing the save is karma for all the roof bitching?
>>158059801>first time looking at baseballs subribbit>faggot flag behind random playerkek wtf
>>158059890The roof was already karma for self describing themselves as the team of destiny and unironically calling themselves "Ethangelicals".
Dominicans know ball
>>158059953>cy young winner will be top 3 in leagueso? are you retarded? Why post this, it's obviously true. We don't need a random retard confirming another retards statement.....>B-BUT HE MEANT NL BROLiterally who cares nigga
that's my first baseman, freddie freeman with the fast feet and fingers
fweddie :)
>>158060053kek
So much for the Padres closer being unhittable. He’s human like all the rest.
>>158059691because the launch angle and exit velocity numbers are fake. they just make 'em up
Marlins man and his gay chinese lover spotted
Can a Poodrepaco explain Stammen keeps putting on Fermin as catcher when Salas and Campusano have held the position down?
>>158060391side piece looks more Thai or some other SE Asian jungle mysterymeat.
