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hoping the Braves win today. would be especially kino if that goose neck apple bobbing cartoon Blake Snell gets lit the fuck up
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dodgers
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cum shitter kek
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>>158057518
finally, a game with good teams
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>>158057578
Might be the funniest post of all time
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D O Y E R S
O
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E
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doyers!
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>>158057564
>Blake Snell gets lit the fuck up
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Dodgers/Cubs/Phillies/Mets/Mariners/Orioles/Twins/Giants broship!
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>>158057518
My injuns would bootyblast both of these shit teams
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>>158057772
that nose looks a little sus
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>>158057791
what are you implying
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doggies got a night game so i don't want to hear any complaining about how they don't want to sit in 90 degree weather. especially when 90 year old Sandy can
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>>158057791
He's just a happy guy
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>>158057578
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>empty seats because 5pm is still too early for doyerpacos
grim fanbase
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WE ALL HATE THE PADRES!
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Let's have a good game, gentlemen.
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>black sneed
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Only thing I want is for the doyerpacos to lose
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Attaboy ronny
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>>158057823
oh nothing
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This snell guy seems like a bum kek
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>>158057518
SHIT SUBJECT
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shit ass snell
quit fucking around
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Blake Smell
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uh oh, smelly snelly
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Snell looks like a geek who'd be working at a DVD & comic book shop in the 1990s
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ngl a Brewers - Braves NLCS would be boring as fuck
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>>158058072
makes sense considering baseball is just his side gig. his real job is streaming video games
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ngl a Brewers - Braves NLCS would be kino as fuck
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whats point of batter box if the guy can have his feet almost touching the plate? its way over the line.
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kek doyerpacos
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TWO MARLINS MAN SPOTTED
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>>158058116
/cric/ is that way, vikramjit --->
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>18 pitches
>1 out
uh oh doggies
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snell is dealing
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Man, I was having so much fun watching the Jewers and Poodres kill each other. Now I have to sweat if Snell can make it through 4 innings.
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not an ideal start, amigos
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>>158057518
Go Dodgers. Most honorable MLB team vs evil dishonorable Atlanta.
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>>158058072
Looks like he'd be an extra for latino gang named Hector in some law and order episode.
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Surprised Harris didn't GIDP
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>>158058150
dealing walks
>Buck Smell
lmao
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It's not at 1pm on a 100f day so what's the excuse now?
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>>158058166
shut up private ramirez
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>>158057772
guardians*
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it's over
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>>158058141
No part of a batter's foot may touch the ground completely outside the lines of the batter's box when making contact with the ball.
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>>158058178
theres an outbreak of a new necronomicon strain of covid
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dookie butts
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I literally just watched Dubon's eyes roll up toward the ceiling and still chase that fucking pitch
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Uh oh stinky
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kek doyercacas
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doggiedoos kek!
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its over. atlanta has evened the series.
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>Blake Sneed
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>>158058204
Erm, sorry friend, but that name just doesn't fly with me.
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monkey batts kek
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>barves
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>>158058202
>a column I wrote from the perspective of two female student athletes

What the fuck does that even mean? Like did he interview two female student athletes? Or did he make up in his head what that perspective would be like and wrote a piece based on that?
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Snell looks like shit
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Took them until the playoffs but doyercacas finally figured out the braves cannot hit the curveball
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stupid chinlet
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That's the first time hearing that titcow's voice. She should keep quiet.
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this Sydney Sweeney commercial is infuriating
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I would like to rub my erect penis on Sydney Sweeney's breasts if you know what I mean
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>>158058325
What did Tucker do?
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>>158058354
he went yard yesterday :^)
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>it's another ray kerr bullpen kino
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>monkey bats
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Dodger life longs cheer when a bat breaking soft ground out goes into play lmao
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STRUCK him out
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Ktani
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ktani
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>name is ray kerr
>is a pitcher
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>>158058384
use your real account to say that coward
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Ohtani washed up
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i hate women
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>No-Play Oh-Tommy-Johnny
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sit the FUCK down
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Kerr is fucking dealing omg. I hope he can make it to the 4th again
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>>158058411
>>158058433
>>158058455
>>158058466
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can mookie say the n-word around dark skins?
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>>158058504
not the way your mom can because she gives up her ass for them
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>this sydney sweeney ad
what the fuck?
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>lame thomas
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>>158058566
What is it? I don't get ads.
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>lame thomas
what the FUCK does he do?
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why doesn't ohtani just hit a home run
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>>158058587
Should have kept Eli White
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manfred had a call with weiss after that first inning it appears
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>walking 2 lhh already
weak minded fucking chinlet
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>>158058607
should have kept ozuna
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There's no way Manfred wants a Braves vs Brewers NLCS right? The ratings would die overnight.
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I'm gay
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Walk Smell
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>>158058646
yep
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>>158058646
chop on brutha
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try losing the gut, blue
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how many fucking times can Snell get away with balking?
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man I'm trying to play Sid Maier's Alpha Centauri on my second screen while watching the game and I'm getting fucking whooped. never played a strategy game before so it's taking some getting used to
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>>158058646
Come to philly
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>>158058646
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Snell's eyes looking like he stayed up all night playing video games
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Nice to be here faggots and gay, NFL spazzes are tiring me out
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>>158058678
i cant play those games. too overwhelming
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>44 pitches
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>>158058688
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>>158058595
it's so sad
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>>158058646
go braves
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“Snell” sounds like how a retard would say snail
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>>158058693
i cant even watch the nfl anymore. you feel like too much of a goycattle
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>>158058646
Go cowboys btw
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>>158058678
been playing Civ5 on and off for like 10+ yrs now. At least mods break up the patterns
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kek member when the poodres lost lol
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>dodgers rally towel is AI slopped logos
holy shit what an embarrassing franchise
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freddie :)
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>>158058786
one of the worst implosions I've ever seen. Why the fuck would you leave your closer out there for so long
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>>158058809
welcome to hell
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los doyerpacos kek
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STRUCK him out
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>>158058834
weLikedHimInThatSpot.png
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>>158058834
yea that was pretty bad he was clearly gassed
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i just shat my pants...
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>>158057518
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Who's on 3rd
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>>158058880
yes
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>>158058836
AI for their concessions too
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>>158058712
>>158058783
try Alpha Centauri if you ever get a chance. it feels pretty relevant given how fast we are advancing. some really great philosophy and civilizational ideology to consider
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>>158058880
woo's in cancun with the rest of the memeiners
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Kerr is dealing
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I'm a Nats fan but goddamn do I love the Kerr story
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>doggie doos
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>>158058901
>124.99
What
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Sit pages down.
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ray kerr raper
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>>158058809
I was going to type out that there's no reason to do this, since the doggies deffo have artists that would do it for them...but realized artists are greedy fucks and would probably either rape the dodgers in fees or ask for retarded rights or things that are completely out of hand
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>grant warming in the pen
Walt I stg don’t ruin kerrs game
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>>158058901
it's in pesos
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>>158058928
a bottle of water costs $15 so honestly that's not too expensive
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this literal nobody is going to throw 7 scoreless. watch.
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>>158058901
delicious
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>>158058928
plus tax
plus tip
plus convenience fee
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Surely, they won't pull the guy that is dealing? This won't bite them in the ass, right?
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>>158058962
kek department
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>>158058901
>go to ballgame
>pay $125 to miss 6 innings after puking up slop
do americans really
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theres a HUGE schnoz poking out from offscreen
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>>158058901
I'm glad all this shit is going AI. Graphic Designers are the absolute worst people I've ever worked with.
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>>158058928
do your sports concession not have those prices?
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>>158059019
It's aimed at social mediafags
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what is /mlb/'s snack of choice when watching a ballgame at home?
for me, picrel simply cannot be beat
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>>158058973
This, honestly they need to change the way the playoffs work so that the team that spends the most wins
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>>158059048
i eat poop
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joe davis is a great announcer and I'm tired of pretending he's not
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>>158059048
aldi beef jerky and a rotating selection of individual size chippy bags :3
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>go to doyer stadium
>have to sit in traffic for 3 hours just to get to the game
>can't tailgate
>ticket costs like 200 dollars for nosebleeds for a regular season game
>AI slop food everywhere
>still costs 100 dollars, with 20 dollars for water
>get your single photo of Ohtani at the plate
>leave in the 4th inning to beat traffic
>post that photo of ohtani on insta and talk about how we da best fanbase in baseball
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>>158058975
Long and black
Does the woman eat shyly?
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>>158059054
agreed. manfred needs to get more involved.
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>>158059059
pca kek
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God I can't stand watching smelly snelly pitch, he's a stuffbabby through and through. At least he'll be out of the league the second his stuff drops a tiny bit, that's a slight solace i guess.
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>>158059048
gremlins cereal
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>>158059077
I wish jerky wasn't so expensive. I would buy more. I should really start making it at home but I don't wanna stink up my house
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>>158059078
Me in the back
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>>158059090
kek
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>>158059110
yeah i stopped giving a shit about little expensive things. i'm gonna die in debt anyway, what are they gonna fucking do about it
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Pacos waving towels like crazy
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>P:64
brrppttffttt smelly snelly!
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>>158059139
atta boy. also I say that but then I spend like $400/mo on food delivery so I'm obviously retarded
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its literally over
>>
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>>158059139
we gonna reanimate you with future tech and conscript your respawn to work off past debts
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>>158059161
my 5IP 1ER goat
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>>158059139
just steal stuff
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doyer bullpen is going to get shellacked tonight
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>>158059225
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What if he was Nick Kerr
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miggy-ro!
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>>158059225
oh i do :^)
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>dodgers barely hanging on against Braves' beatup bullpen
im sure they'll do just fine against the Brewers KEK
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Miggy bear slap!
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time for >rispgers
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wow thanks for groundbreaking reporting on the dude's immigration status Rosenthal you fucking dweeb. do everyone a favor and stuff that bowtie in your mouth so you can shut the fuck up
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beef jerky is about as easy as it gets as far as stealing shit
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Nice bunt retard
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>>158059247
the elites don't want you to know this but the food at the store is free you can take it home with you. I have 458 foods.
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>>158059292
>>158059260
I mean do what you gotta do I guess but this is exactly how societies start slipping downward
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>>158059292
for me it's gleaning
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>>158059285
Lol yep i just stick slim jims in my crack
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more like tommy special ed man
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>>158059292
proof?
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>>158059285
All the jerky is locked up around here in philly
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>>158059310
good point! we should all do exactly as the corporations and billionaires tell us instead.
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GIDPtani
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>>158059338
what about cheese and sandwich meats? that's usually low hanging fruit also.
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OHTANI DO SOMETHING
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>>158059313
EAT ME!
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>shithole oblowhole
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WHO ELSE FROM DIAMOND BAR
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sit down, Shohei
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>>158059292
It's so easy to steal food lol, most stores only care about people stealing other shit but alot of food in stores usually expires so they can't be bothered checking if anyone steals it.
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>2 bootleg marlins men on the back
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OhKWABBI
>>
Raker I hardly know her!
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ohtani being able to foul off that 1-2 was the sort of thing that can turn around a slump
so here's hoping, but don't be all that hopeful
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>holmes
ok its actually unironically over gg doyers
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>>158059404
shit brown, blowtranny
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Ohtani is overrated as fuck
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If Ohtani really is washed is he even a lock for the Hall of Fame at this point?
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>mfw /mlb/ revealing themselves to be a bunch of scumbags
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>>158059436
*doyer legend Grant Holmes
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Deploy The Mullet
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0-4tani
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>pull your starter that's dealing
I hate this souch
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JDP could be DH'ing instead of this severely overrated shitter
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>>158059440
I over-ated tonight too
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is atlanta a better city than los angeles?
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you did take your mail order cock pills, right anon?
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is that demon woman supposed to be attractive?
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literally what does he do?
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>>158059413
this. also being white and wearing a tucked in shirt makes you genuinely invisible to 95% of public-facing personnel (not just in grocery stores either)
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>>158059455
It's a pretty high leverage situation. I'm not familiar enough with the braves plbullpen to know if they have the depth to absorb this risk
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Doyercacas kek
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attaboy smoth
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>>158059277
and there it is
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>>158059445
get in on the meme factor alone, just like Lincecum
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>>158059447
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TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
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>>158059474
braves dont play in ATL tho
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Los Spicgeles Doyerhectors KEK
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>>158059483
I've never taken a dick pill but the ad came on while I was watching with my wife. I said should I order some and she said do it and let's find out
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>>158059483
>>158059484
she used to be
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>>158059474
having been to neither I think I am uniquely qualified to definitively say no.
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>>158059474
every city is better than los angeles
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>>158059516
keep that same energy when people steal shit from you or do worse in the name of fairness and republicanism
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Every city sucks unless your brown and or homeless. Hope that helps.
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>>158059516
based sadist chad
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>>158059527
It will make your pepe a bit harder
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>>158059483
>>158059484
i thought i was a faggot for a second, but i guess im not alone finding this botox bitch disgusting
>>158059528
this was like 20 years ago
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>>158059554
good lord what a pitiful little terrified faggot you must be
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>>158059554
we need homeless brownspie now more than ever...
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I thought the whole point of dick pills was to keep fucking through cumming
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>>158059549
I don't steal but I get why people do it. no one steals more than the elite and the boot lickers deserve the rope just as much as they do.
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>>158059589
t. brown and/or homeless
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>Sean "Fuck I Have to Get Stranded Again" Murphy
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It's remarkable just how shit the doo doos are
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>>158059617
nope, just know how to find a decent neighborhood. most people over 17 can do this.
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>>158059603
You thought wrong. Retard. Kek
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>>158059516
Stealing from big name stores is based, I never steal from local places tho
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>>158059603
no they're for inducing cardiac arrest
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>>158059614
>it was the ropeposter all along
jesus man you're fucking miserable. anytime i'm on here you're saying some hate filled shit. do you ever log off?
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>>158059589
what could possess you to bootlick a city
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>stealing is le BAD!
>on fucking 4chan of all places
what happened to this site jesus fucking christ
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pull this chinlet
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Doos coming back to heem these gaybraves (kek)
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>>158059614
I don't steal either cause I can afford not to now kek, I was just shitposting. Fuck them corpos though.
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Rate blake smell's butthole tightness there
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>>158059658
it's just funny given 4chan's obsessive hatred with certain races
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>>158059648
>if you don't shit your pants and vomit when you see a black guy that means you're a BOOTLICKER!!
really love to hear the explanation behind this one buddy
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dodger stadium is a retirement home for pitchers
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>lame thomas
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>>158059628
thought they had it in the bag kek
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>>158059580
But will my bounce back be quicker? I used to fuck a couple times a night. Now I've got one bust in me every 4 hours maybe
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We get it. You're black.
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>>158059642
my friends and I used to steal as teenagers from stores on "principle" but I just grew out of it. I'm lucky that I don't have to.
>>158059647
you don't know who I am, but I recognize your mother hen act. you don't endear yourself to ANYONE here, either.
>>158059672
are you me?
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>>158059658
moralfags ruined it
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>>158059714
kek ya seethe
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not even close to a swing
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>>158059628
is this the fly to asia image that one faggot posts?
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>>158059689
why would anyone prefer to see blacks or defend having to
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Opened my self an ice cold Heineken, cheers /sp/
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>doyerpaco game thread
>half the posts are about being brown and stealing
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>>158059748
why would anyone let fear dictate their lives? i want to live near things and i make enough money to live in a good area, how the fuck is that "bootlicking"?
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>>158059758
kek
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>>158059658
Steal all media, no matter what. Grow or build everything you can and work on your physical skills to expand that pool. Work hard to pay for everything else
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watch your own game poodrepacos
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>>158059714
stankees rubbed off on them from their series
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I'm gonna go steal something from wal-mart tomorrow just for you /sp/
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>>158059758
Topkek
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>>158059658
Literally slack jawed mouth breathing faggots. Soft as fuck. Only thing posters can do now are poo poo pee pee meme doyer barves. Can't actually pay attention to the game of baseball
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>gently rocking back and forth inside a woman with your super sensitive half-hard penis after nutting inside her while making out and pillow talking
literally one of the most physically and emotionally tender moments you can have. dick pills want take this away from you
>>
nice whip bro
>>
You wouldn't steal a gf
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poo poo pee pee doyer barves KEK!
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>>158059763
you can make your money and still loathe the unavoidable miserable nature of the city, that would be a rational acknowledgement of reality
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>>158059758
Like pottery
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man, fuck you Snell. pampered fuckwad.
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>blake smell
we're fucking cooked
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I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city! Mayor Brandon rocks!
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>>158059804
Women hate that, that's not what you do after sex
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>>158059824
YOU would, you sudaca piece of shit
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>>158059835
yeah i suppose i could...or i could just live in a nice neighborhood?
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>>158059835
brother just because you're antisocial and suffer from sensory overload doesn't mean cities are miserable for everyone. you're missing out bad
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>>158059804
>>158059849
This is true, there is nothing more disgusting to a woman than a soft penis
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>>158059853
T. Pocho
>>
are there actual retards here that believe this is all a battle between good and evil?
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is this really what shitcago is like, damn
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>>158059921
never been to the south, huh?
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>>158059877
your neighborhood is only a part of the city and it wouldnt make sense to endorse the whole for only a part
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>>158059921
find goodspie...
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Is there an mlbtv package that gives you post season access?
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DFA Acuna Jr.
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>>158059849
>>158059905
well depends on the relationship obviously but that's one of my favorite things to do with a girl i've loved and who loves me. the feeling of knowing she's welcoming your cum, totally wants your cum, and then just rubbing bodies on top of one another while inside her and saying sweet things and laughing is amazing
if you genuinely cannot fathom that girls like to cuddle and pillow talk after great sex, then I'm really sorry you've never been around someone like that. I think a lot of people would be way happier if they were able to experience this
>>
>>158059921
the good guy doyers will prevail
>>
series has has no animosity what beef is there between Atlanta and LA
>>
>>158059931
I feel like Oklahoma might be even worse for that sort of thing
>>
>>158059950
Just get an IPTV bro
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>>158059942
you'll understand once you turn 21 lil buddy
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How are there empty seats? I thought Dodgers had real fans.
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(:<
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>>158059950
no and it's a fucking disgrace
>>
>>158059974
It's a Sunday night. We have to shoot heroin tomorrow or whatever.
>>
>>158059974
its literally 200 degrees out okay, also too early
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>>158059804
>Doing that instead of not getting fully rock hard to 25 cm and fucking her again

Ishiggydiggy 2011=15
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>>158060000
based
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>>158059950
you have to meet with manfread and personally "request" one.
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>>158058741
this tbqh
>>
>2020 covid fake ring
>2024 and 2025 financial fraudgers
My Astros have more legitimate rings this decade jej
>>
threw it in the dirt, the dummy
>>
>>158060000
checked! lets chase the dragon.
>>
>boobitch
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>>158059956
pro franchises only concerned with focusing on what they're trying to do
>>
FREDDIE SLAP
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>>158060008
it's all about rhythm
if you've never had 3+ hour sex where you cum and fuck and cuddle and foreplay through multiple cycles, you're missing out
the best part is the deep French kissing while fucking. you can't do that with any random hoe
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Fweddie!
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Freeman
Expensiveman
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oh oh
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FREDDIE FREDDIE
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see you later, alligator
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>barfs
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F
R
E
D
D
I
E
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>you'll see diaz
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>>158060056
>you can't do that with any random hoe
lmao yes you absolutely can
>>
FREDDIE OHTANI
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retire, smoltz
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the freeest man ever
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doyer pacos thought that was gone kek
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>>158060089
this but unironically
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>>158060080
you make out heavy and cum inside and extensively cuddle with one night stands?
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it's over
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>>158060089
>"What I mean is....."
I tire of him saying that shit every inning.
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I love smelling my own farts
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>kissing during sex
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>>158060091
>Free man
>has a literal price tag
>Price is millions of dollars
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>>158060120
i did in my twenties, everyone has different experiences m8
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>>158060130
a LOT and hugging too
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>>158060149
hey I hope you're healthy that's all
>>158060151
based
>>
>>158060130
THIS. i hate it when the guy tries to kiss me like bro i'm not fucking gay! i just like penis!!
>>
>>158060130
hell yeah prostitute enjoyer
>>
fucking barves!!!!!!!!
>>
we got em nervous, doggie doooos
>>
Everyone has sex except me of course
>>
having sex with women is gay because they like dick and that's gay
>>
freddie :)
>>
A walk is the best case scenario for Pages the choker
>>
>>158060166
i never said i was smart. but i am clean.
>>
>lee
owari da
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Nobody stands a chance against the Dodgers so we all know how this ends ultimately just enjoy what we can before the 3peat
>>
kek doyer paco needs to buy the opposing teams best player to win kekkie doo
>>
>>158060189
that almost sounds like it has a certain logic to it
>>
>>158060205
ive never seen a game more over
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sex havers, you have 10 seconds
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>>158060211
damn rite
>>
Call of duty modern warfare seems lit
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>pinch hitting Muncy for Rojas who hit a double earlier
>instead of Ohtani who currently can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat
????
>>
OKLAHOMA PADRES!
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>>158060170
i don't know what's wrong with me but i actually prefer less physically attractive hookers. it's not even a price issue, i just like using an otherwise useless piece of fuckmeat.
>>
>>158060218
I look like that frog
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>>158060211
you should have to pay extra to watch them, ingrate
>>
Walt Weiss is dead to me
>>
>>158060189
It's unironically less gay to fuck women who don't even like fucking that much, because the whores who really love dick remind me too much of turbo gay dudes
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bros, good looking personal sex bots are gonna be available within 10 years. if you're still single when it happens, will you leave bio women and all their problems behind?
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>>158060239
The Arnold Schwarzenegger school of thought. Respect
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>>158060259
cant blame him when the front office did fuck-all at the deadline
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Fucking muncy. What are you swinging at?
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>>158060228
this i love asian culture
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c'mon, Eggie. redeem for that last ab.
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>>158060279
younger bots or bust
>>
attaboy dedman
>>
doggie doos
>>
>>158060290
He thought he saw a vegetable and tried to swat it away.
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>>158060321
kek
>>
bullpen vs bullpen
who's is shittier?
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>Gretta Van Fleet
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>>158060285
I’ll be happy if acuna doesn’t get resigned desu
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>>158060337
dodgers. imagine having to trot out wrobleski, scott and diaz
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Tebow
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I shitpost both poodrepacos and doyerpacos as opposing fans....

t. twins bro
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this nigga named boob itch?
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>>158060344
Forgot about the filter damnit
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>>158060342
i know who they are but thank god i don't recognize any of their shit
>>
>>158060344
you think there's a realistic chance the Braves don't exercise either team option? I guess $17M is way too good to give up, even for a slightly busted Acuna
>>
>>158060371
yesterday was a yn named Dood now we got this nigga boob itch hahahaa
>>
>>158060365
no...NO!!!
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>>158060365
perfectly normal behavior for many here. what else is there to do?
>>
>>158060365
if you weren't such an incel and had ever been invited to a party, you'd know that fags like you are always bottoms
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>>158060365
I respect it
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is a boob itch kinda like a bottom foot itch? where you don't know exactly where it is until you scratch around
>>
>>158060231
I guess they are trying to match lefty-righty. Doesnt seem right to take out a guy with a bit though
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>>158060416
kek poodrepaco seethin
>>
Mookie Nice
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>>158060424
i got man boobs and i can tell you it's nothing like that
>>
>>158060433
he's not the one who was never cool enough to get the invite for an ass fuck
>>
Why is his name pronounced boob itch if its not spelled Bubich
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>>158060393
Last I checked acunas contract is up at the end of the year. He gets people in seats but he’s a defensive liability after his injuries. We gotta move on
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ONE MORE TIME
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>>158060467
there are 2 team options for great value imo
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>named Boob Itch
>doesn't scratch his boob once
wtf
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>>158060000
kek checked
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>Harris struggles against lefties
>hits a triple off a leftie
jfc this damn game
>>
LETS GO
TOMAHAWK EM
CUT THEIR HEADS OFF
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Tranny chop won't save you here KEK
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LEL NO WAY
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>poopiss
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DOYERS KEK
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BRAVES TAKE THE LEAD
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>>158060433
if you weren't such an incel you'd have had your bootyhole ravaged by certified NYC peen
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surprisingly high IQ baseball from Michael Harris II
>>
Nice throw, chump
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>our bullpen... is le weak...
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>wool smoth
>>
KWAB
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>>158060000
Yessir
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never put this bubic retard on the mound again
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an unscratchable boob itch can really fuck with your pitching tbf
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fuck you boobshit
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>>158060590
We got this bro
Chill
>>
boob bitch kek
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>>158060492
I see what you’re saying now. 17m isn’t that steep
>>
who the fuck is Chris pubic
>>
>>158060590
Perhaps you would prefer Edwin Diaz
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>>158060590
He got Teo'd
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kek doggie doos
>>
Let's get Rowdy
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>rowdy tellez
????
>>
Which team do the Jays play next?
>>
Who the FUCK is this
>>
tellez is still in the league??
>>
>>158060650
zamn, you're truly in a bad way
>>
Atlanta just pulls pitching out their ass. Who the fuck is this Ray Kerr?
>>
former blue jay great, rowdy tellez
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>>158060672
Which one? Do you not know rowdy?
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>>158060672
Looks like one of CC Sabathia's bastard children
>>
hot take: I like Smoltz in the booth. he's a straight shooter and calls his shot even if it doesn't always land. and in today's much softer game he's still willing to call people out
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>>158060665
yankees
that's next march, though
>>
Digits and Ohtani will ACTUALLY contribute for a change
>>
Last time I watched a different game their bullpen was entirely made up of fat Mexicans. Now it's all nervous white guys?
>>
>>158060650
they surely won that series, right?
>>
>>158060697
John Rocker would be better
>>
>>158060697
He’s better than Votto who’s been engagement baiting all week
>>
>>158060710
zero is indeed one of the digits
>>
>>158060697
that is definitely a hot take. not a good one or a correct one, but very hot!
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>>158060723
would love his comments when they pan to the LA crowd or when they use a translator for interviews
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>>158060697
>Call people out
That's the umps job. Stay in your lane, shmoltz
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>>158060710
>>
>>158060665
the jays would beat team japan in a best-of-seven btw
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>>158060697
I like him. he was rough his first couple years, but I think he's improved a ton.
>>158060733
it takes most of these guys a while to settle into form
>>
>>158060708
kek
>>
it
is
over
>>
>>158060761
anthony rizzo is fucking unredeemable
>>
>>158060710
digits and angels in the playoffs next season
>>
>>158060790
i don't mind him but i can't fucking STAND aj
>>
El pacodoyer seething
>>
>>158060790
haven't heard him yet but a lot of the former players are shit starting out.
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I could go for a poundin
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>>158060723
Rocker has never said anything wrong. he's just a red blooded American that wants people to assimilate if they're gonna come to this country to benefit, and wants people to act like civilized human beans
>>
Get GOOCHED!
>>
The fuck is he swinging at
>>
Hitani
>>
Ohtani
>>
lee melty
>>
>>158060833
then he should take your advice and learn to assimilate into big city culture
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>>158060815
he started in the wildcard series (forget which game)
and he was nervous and awkward as fuck.
>>
>doyerpacos are celebrating that their $700 billion contract is 2-10 with 2 singles
grim
>>
>>158060833
>wahhh i'm scared of purple hair bawwww
christ what a fucking pussy
>>
just hit two sac flies nigga
>>
>>158060866
if you're in America, you should know how to speak English
>>158060876
catering to people like you is what will weaken our national security in the long term
>>
time again for >rispgers
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>>158060867
I have sympathy for that. the cockstrong know everything approach is the stuff I can't stand.
>>
TANI SLAP
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looking forward to the dodgers White Sox world series
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>>158060889
catering to people who aren't scared of hair dye will weaken national security? sounds like a nation not worth securing in that case, doesn't it?
>>
>>158060893
yea this is infuriating in any sport commentary
>>
for me, it's jordyn jones
>>
>>158060904
yes
>>
>>158060904
yama would have another chance at his perfecto bid
>>
>>158060925
>under 30
>already has multiple fillers & surgeries
man we're so far fucking gone
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>>158060833
he's a cuck
>>
>>158060918
he's obviously referring to low t queers and trannies not someone who bleached their hair like guile from street fighter
if you don't think America is worth securing as well as possible, then I hope your internet activity is being surveilled and they will neutralize you before you can become a true enemy of the state
>>
>>158060833
>nowhere else in this country do people spit at you
NYC - 2021 NBA playoffs
>throw bottles at you
image
>throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you
Philly
>and say, "Hey, I did your mother last night"
literally this year in chicago
>>
>>158060961
>he doesn't know that every single internet-connected device has been under constant surveillance since about 2009
it's cute that you think you're part of their in-group though. makes you FAR more useful to them.
>>
>will smith, a professional athlete, thought that was gone
>>
>>158060959
Long Island isn't the same. In fact a lot of them might share the same opinion as him. Still kind of funny he went there.
>>
>>158060985
okay, GL out there. hopefully you're cast off to Somalia soon
>>158060977
all things that must be corrected
>>
>doyers losting
>ded thread
kek
>>
teo plz
>>
They all want to selfishly play heroball
>>
rispger doos kek
>>
>>158060890
and there it is again
>>
>>158061009
they only speak in memes like >>158060897>>158060844 >>158060074

so yes, when the team is just popping out, they have nothing
>>
shut the fuck up poodrepacos
>>
KWAB
>>
doggie doos kek
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>>158060961
Now are you a high T gay or a low T gay?
>>
KEKKED
>>
DOYERPACOS BTFOOOO LEEEL
>>
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>>158061005
>>
>>158061013
what is helo ball?
>>
diass
>>
Dodgers crowd thinks it’s 4-2
>>
chadres legend, robert suarez. not so easy to win games now, is it doggiedoos? the braves had a worse record than you too, how embarrassing!
>>
>>158061036
>gay
nah. unironically would have a crisis if my kids turn out this way. gonna do everything possible to make sure they aren't indoctrinated by public education
>>
>>158060985
satellites were able to monitor all electronic activity globally via the "Echelon" program since at least the mid-nineties. United States led with buy in from at least Great Britian, Australia and Australia, probably other countries.
>>
>>158060977
>>158060998
>As Rocker left the field, Dave Macken of Atlantic City, a Surf
fan sitting near the visitors dugout, yelled, "It's a long way
from Atlanta."

>Rocker replied, "I'm still a millionaire" and followed with
profanity, Macken told The Press of Atlantic City. Macken said the
two then exchanged profanities.

>Rocker, who dropped to 0-2, entered with a 1-0 lead in the fifth
and loaded the bases on two singles and a walk. He walked a batter
with the bases loaded, forcing in the tying run, and gave up a
go-ahead sacrifice fly.

he's just a pussy and a never was kek, that people still lionize that loser will never stop amusing me.
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I hate his face
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are the dodgers just punting on this game?
>>
>diaz
Dodgers are throwing in the towel
>>
>>158061060
Dodger crowd is the Dallas Stars crowd: scream when people skate fast or a routine fly ball is hit.
>>
>>158061074
*GB, Aus, and Israel
>>
where is his faggot trumpet intro
>>
>demoted to the sixth inning
grim
>>
>>158061060
you have to understand, this is the most baseball most of them have ever seen in a single sitting if they're still there in the 6th inning
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>>158061098
That's for when he's closing.
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>>158061102
makes him madder to want to earn his way back
>>
ouch
>>
>>158061078
kek ya seethe
>>
>>158061078
if a guy who made it to the MLB and had success at the highest level and secured lifetime wealth is a "never was," then you aren't any more than a streak of 3 day old dog shit on route 66
>>
>>158061069
Sorry I thought this was you >>158058646
>>
barves... you know who's on the mound right?
>>
>>158061124
get your gaydar fixed asap or you might lose your membership to the whistling buttholes society
>>
>>158061078
He was never really that good just looking at his basic stat lines. I never saw him pitch, he was mostly before my time. He just gets a lot of attention because he talks shit.
>>
Diaz is back
>>
feel like that’s the best Edwin has looked for a while
>>
the fraudgers should lose this series, but some bullshit will happen and the braves will get swept somehow. just you watch.
>>
Top shelf Edwin Diaz
>>
>>158061162
like a "trapped" ball?
>>
>>158061162
heaven smiles down upon the Dodgers
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threepeat is possible!
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>>158061117
>this is a literal fortune to confederatepacos
he sucked and never won anything lol. he retired a bum and did reality TV lmao. now he panders to poorfags like you on twitter KEK!
>>
>>158061147
he was a never was in the MLB
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>>158061186
that was insane
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>>158061146
>>
>>158061188
what do the cubbies have to do with it, THEY LOST!
>>
i'm really getting the impression that roberts is really throwing out all the cruft of tradition with this postseason
ohtani comes back not hitting first, diaz not being required to close, pitchers being on the tightest leash possible with no room for 'oh well i'll give him another guy or two he's got it'
he's been told every mistake and possible mistake and could possibly overcorrect into more trouble, but i'm interested to see how it goes
>>
>>158061192
now post yours



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