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/KRAK/
>>158059735gay
QUACK QUACK
What the hell are the reffies doing out there?Put them whistles to use!
>>158059774im letting him in
>>158059735frosty sex with cirno!
>>158059774
>>158059831You don't have the balls!
>>158059831NOOOOOOOOOO
>>158059831do you have any grapes?
>>158059902we just serve lemonade
i forgot the panthers are playing markstrom
Biblically accurate duck >Florida playing dirty Not surprised there
>Fuck you say, Brad?
is there any team making their tank more obvious than calgary?
>>158059735This edition of /hoc/ is AWESOME
I bet ducks would love chipotle
>Minor penalty. Ruff
>Hathaway acts like a nog>Embellishes>Somehow the ducks get the penalty
>>158059940>waddles away
>>158059989imagine getting mogged by a ref
wtf is Vegas doing
>>158060090Sucking cock per usual
>>158060090Trying to keep up with the highest scoring team in the league.
Ducks fans whine more than Connor McDavid multiplied by Phil Hellmuth.
If your team hasn't scored at least 10 goals so far in the season, they're shit.
>>158060113I don't even care for Vancouver, but I'd love to see them rack up 15 against Vegas tonight.
>>158060154just like my dallas stars
krappo Kocko
>>158060142They are justified tho. They are to the NHL as the saints are to the NFL.
KWAB
>>158060215Sad!
>>158060215Relocate the team to atlanta
>By april nucks will be both scoring and allowing 30 goals per game
>>158060215Is it true you can get Little Caesars pizza inside of Little Caesars Arena?
>>158060263Many are saying this.
>>158060276Do they still have the $5 Hot N Readys?
>>158060215Dylan Larkin really had this team by the balls huh? Maybe by the deadline he’ll want to join the PAC leading Canucks in exchange for a 5th and a 7th
>>158060276I would assume so
the price is wright
Shane Wright scored against the flames. Unbusted.
>>158060314>$5>arena foodThey probably do those personal pan pizzas, but probably for double that price at least.
>>158060263Gary needs to expand beyond the sunbelt
my debbies WILL make the playoffs/hoc/ WILL seethe
galgary glames
>>158060377That one Canadian never bought me any little debbies.
>v1gass
we are so back nucksbros
>>158060345>>158060341He has redeemed himself now that he is free of hockey mommy
b-bros the nucks are scoring again...
GIVE THE KUNCKIES YOUR ENERGY
COTTER MAKES YA SEETHE
Paul Cotter is unbelievable.
>vegass
/OUR YEAR/
*bangs on the glass*
worst thread of all time
>>158060501there have been far worse ones
>>158060501It is now
>>158060501I try to do what I can. :)
>>158060501Nah there are threads on /b/
*throws a full tall boy at a spastic banging on the glass*
>>158060462TAKE MY ENERGY NUCKIES
nucks goin to the 'offs this season
>>158060530How are you going to throw a $30 drink at a guy?
>>158060529/b/ has higher quality threads than /hoc/even trb is too retarded for /b/
>>158060529I haven't ventured into /b/ since high school
>>158060501flames are playing
>>158060541Penguins did it last year when no one was expecting it. Now it's our turn!
>>158060541The fuck 'offs maybe.
>>158060353nowonder they're losing fans
>>158060551>$30 tall boyi ain't tipping $12, nigga
dreading monday wagiebros
>>158060314Those aren't even $5 at Little Caesars locations anymore. They're $6 at my LC and this is a LCOL area.
drinking root beer :)
>>158060614It's not a tip. It's a customer service fee. And you will pay it!
That Cotter guy seems to have vibes with EP40. Good for them.
>>158060634yum
KEK >LAMES
>>158060614We all have to do our part to inflate the cap
>>158060559Oh same but I know there are worse threads there
>>158060628America has collapsed D:
dustin wolf awoooo
>>158060558They also have lower also /b/ isn't the /b/ you remember it's all now pretty much bots spamming Jewish propaganda and the same 5 porn threads. There pretty much nothing random about random
>>158060377nigga worry about Jack jewghes playing a full season
>>158060688/mu/ and /fit/ both have some awful threads right now
i'm thinking if we put a line of random /hoc/ bros out there we could grab a couple goals against the flames
>>158060634I havent had a saspie in yonks
drinking water because i don't drink artificial syrupy goy slop :)
>5 goals on 16 shots>to the kraken>that played last night in Edmonton>and only scored 1 goal
>>158060731We can get pucks deep, Heikki
>>158060724>They also have lower also /b/ isn't the /b/what the fuck is wrong with moot's bots
>>158060754wow, judgemental much?
Why do they talk about analytics every single intermission?
>>158060756yeah the flames are cooked
that melatonin i took is kicking in, good night /hoc/ :)i shall update you when i awaken from my slumber :)
>>158060754>muh blood sugar :(((((weak genes
>>158060754but do you drink powerade after workouts and sauna sessions?
>>158060801sweet dreams, hun
>>158060801based Cornell slag
>>158060801Hyvaa yota <3
>>158060801diazepam works a lot better
this team made the finals last year?
>>158060847I shall research that
>>158060848those boys are out there playing grab-ass!
should just sell the Flames to the KHL, and then relocate the Red Wings to Calgary
>>158060848playoffs?
>>158060848They had a sub 50% win rate and fired their coach a week before playoffs
>>158060784Ream nigger read(There was nothing wrong with his sentence)
Huomenta but the opposite
jesas
>>158060784>/b/ isn't the /b//b/ the /b/ the /b//b/s in my head
>let’s play Wolf again in the thirdWhat’s their endgame?
>>158060848only because of Tort, who is gone now BTW
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no other worlds to conquer.-Hans Gruber
>>158060929not humiliate cooley
shane wright is quieting the doubts tonight
Manny Malholtra is going to win multiple stan Lee's but idk if any will be with the canucks. India won.
>india wonthe littering competiton
>>158060929he still needs sheltered minutes
>>158060936I wish >we could get Torts to coach my debbies
>>158060952>first thing he does as Head Coach is convince the team to draft his son
is leo carlsson any good
>>158061011It was a begrudging choice since he was objectively the right pick
>>158061014good at what?
>>158061024in this match
>>158061038possibly
>>158061024collecting paychecks
>>158061011>rig the draft to make the worst team the highest possible pick >accuse someone else of nepotism Hmm.... im noticing something...
>>158061014No, he is a naughty boy
>>158061014Yes, he is on pace for 168 points
>match
scarr some goals
Why can't negroes stay out of the box?
DAS RACIS!
>grab opponents stick>Get a penalty Fuck the Panthers
i dont think the nuckies have managed to outshoot a single team in any game so far this season
>>158061159You're brown.
>>158061108we are taught in school british version of english they say match, lad
was Larkin traded yet? no? kek
plenty of stick grabbing going on in the chicago blackhawks locker room i heard
>>158061179>LaineShouldn't he be playing fortnite?
>>158061179What are you gonna do with a match, huh? Start a fire? I know how you Finns are.
>>158061179Which version of Heroes of Might and Magic is that? I’ve only played 3.
tenticle in your ass
>>158061196he sure should focus on fortnite, absolute bum. he literally so lazy he tries to avoid pre-season every season cause they train so hardbut now it backfired he isnt getting any offers which is greatonly kekäläinen was dumb enough GM to even offer his last 8m crazy deal, which got kekalainen fired from his job actually it was so bad deal
>>158061204>Start a firethat's canadian behaviournot finnish
If gary wants to grow the sport in florida, why doesn't he give rockstar games a good deal for a special Vice City marketing night like they are doing with the miami Heat? The panthers even have a home game 2 nights before release?
why are there retards who stream games at 30 fpsi'd rather watch at 480p than at 30fps
>>158061221Finns have been burning churches since before Muslims made it popular.
speaking of fire, the fort mcmurray oil barons will be hosting the rbc cup this season
dear lord panthers feel free to get a PP goal
>>1580612073 probably, the best>>158061221
>>158061228GTA 6 will suck. You don't want your team to be associated with garbage
>>158061242I believe you're thinking of Norwegians, who are grossly underrepresented in the NHL.
>>158060927B isn't the b you remember.
>>158061228isnt that game being made by trannies and serveral dei womeme?
>>158061282it's being made by the entire populations of las angeles and mumbai, i'm sure there's a few mixed in
>tackle a guy without the puck >No interference call Refs hate the ducks
(Youuuuuuuu)
>>158061280I don't doubt that, but I was just doing Elena's song because of the weird way the one anon wrote his sentence.
btw carlsson got 18m deal at 21yo without even producing point per game seasondoesnt these kind of expectation contracts typically backfire, i mean for laine it did they hired him for "expectation"
>>158061267Probibsly.I do know Finns great each other with a knife stab though.
>>158061327they were forced into it by the flyers offer sheet if i remember correctly.
also it seems like bobrovsky won the stanley cups for panthers mostly, they really dont play good hockey at alllike that russian catcher must be really impactful to win with this team
>>158061392yes kinda, but it does mean that flyers actually tried to get him for high price... ducks could have let him go it was a coinflip
>>158061327Philly's faggot GM is responsible for that, I hope somebody gives Martone a similarly retarded offer sheet
pengies play tomorrow
>>158061415compensation would have been four firsts that you'd be praying turns into one carlssonshould have signed him earlier
Boo birds out tonight in Anaheim.
>>158061399Was he recognized as MVP of that series?He should have been if not.
>>158061399plus he was really good last season
>>158061399Idk what that look is but it always does something to my weenar
Did the black guy really do it again
Listen to those boos. Refs eating good tonight.
Bro these refs I literally can't. Fuck Florida bunch dirty fucks.
>>158061415Letting Carlsson go for 4 1st round picks would have been a huge mistake. He fills the biggest gap in Philadelphia's roster. They would be a powerhouse with a legit 1C. Chances are none of those picks are better than late teens. If the Ducks want to trade Carlsson, >we can do it in 3-4 years and get a much better return than 4 late 1sts. He doesn't have a NTC so if a trade is necessary there can be a league-wide bidding war.Anyways, the cap hits for Leo and Gauthier suck for the next couple years but the cap is inflating rapidly. Sennecke is the only other big raise coming soon and he is still ELC this year and next. Between cap inflation plus a few veterans with contracts expiring in the next year or two, there will be plenty enough cap space in a couple years to extend Sennecke and get better depth.>>158061451Carlsson and his agents were determined to get an offer sheet. Nothing the team or GM can do about it if that is what the player wants.
floppy finn
>>158061528
>>158061543>>158061550All Californians suck cock.
>>158060215lmao this is supposed to be Hockey Town
THE FIX IS IN
>>158061565That's just you frend
>>158061522Nvm it was just the lighting and his beard
>>158061415draft picks outside the like top 10 are not a guarantee thing. the statistics would most likely suggest they end up being a 2nd line player or maybe 30+ goal scorer at best. i would say the best case scenario would be like a matthew boldy type of player, but wingers are indispensable compared to a top line centers so teams will take that gamble on the center because its such an important position.
>>158061578what's wrong with having standards?
Feel free to open your fucking eyes when Florida commits penalties too, reffies
>>158061415The chance of getting a Leo with 4 1st rounders is extremely small. I don't blame them for signing. That said, they should've just accepted his 15m offer instead of being jews. Bedard and Leo are about the same anyways.
BRAD!!!!!!!
can someone explain the mass appeal of sydney sweeney to me? she just looks like a home depot cashier to me, i truly don't get what the big deal is supposed to be.
kitties scarrit's old man marchand!
/our/ rat :)
SCARRRRRCATTTSSSSSSSSSSS
CHEATING ASS PANTHERNIGS FUCKING HIGH STICKING AND GETTING PPS ALL FUCKING NIGHT
LICK HER MAKI
>>158061614You shag men.
Challenge with high stick!
FUCK FLORIDAFUCK REFSFUCK GARY
LICKHERMACKI!!!!!!
>>158061658Quit projecting your homoerotic fantasies you faggot
>still can't shutout the flames
is this good
RAT KINGGGG
California should burn down again. It would be very funny
I thought we liked the kitties
>>158061658Keep crying, oiltard
>>158061636She's a whoreWomen love absolutely trashing herMen will oggle her visible nipples Very easy to get people to care about her, people are predictable and vain.
Panthers out here playing football and tripping themselves and getting power plays for it
>>158061636she has big boobs and she is racist
>>158061686Only when they were playing the golden faggots. Now they're dirty cheating nigs
SQUEEZE FACE!!!
it's GaryTime
>>158061636She doesn't have an issue showing off her titsThat's it, she's not a particularly good actress
>>158061614They are aware. They just let it go. There's already been confirmed corruption in the league before, not outlandish to say it could be same here. Especially since it's involving the same guy in both cases.
>>158061714her boobs are nothing special and she very transparently doesn't actually believe anything she claims to stand for.
>>158061636My instinct tells me she is a tom boy trapped in a bimbos body. And she treats quirky chunguses with disdain.
>>158061636It's not so much that she is anything special, it is that ugly women hate her.
Californiafags only have three words in their vocabulary.
>>158061745why would they support the panthers with their low attendance and not support the ducks with their equally low attendancE?
>>158061762gib me dat?
go ducks
>>158061689I'm from Regina you idiot
The FixIsIn
>>1580617621. Canadians2. Are3. Faggots
>>158061756i never see women talk about her at all
>>158061743They are nice tits and she has a nice body too
>>158061775Six*gib, me, dat, ref, you, suck
>>158061782We all come from Regina you idiot. Its biology durrrrrr
>>158061771Because Campbells have already been part of serious referee corruption before, there is literally court evidence.
>>158061802as one of the 800 americans who know how that's pronounced, kek
>ducks chimpoutxD
>>158061795>i never see women talkHow I envy you.
Not a bad period considering it was 9v5
>>158061815same as vegina?
>>158061795They don't talk about that stuff infront of guys. How sheltered are you?
Okay, fine. Maybe that should've been a penalty shot.
>>158061839yes lmao it took forever to get used to at my old job but we had a few locations there
big pp
overtime benulty
>>158061863i have that
>get home>finish second period of knights knux>go upstairs to have a quick beer>check scores>fumes gave up 6 (six) goals to the seattle krakenwtf kwab
Panthers losing on a penalty would be pottery after getting refpuck all game long
>>158061881who are they tanking for, i haven't checked up on the early prospect list
gg flames, better luck next time
That's a delay of game. He intentionally dropped his mask
>>158061907Landon Dupont. Craig Button says he's gonna be a superstar defencemen.
>>158061881they lost 6-1 to the kraken last night so they have to lose 6-1 this night to the kracken too
>>158061919You would think a Canadian would know more about hockey
dat save
>>158061954>n-no u!
damn, shartstorm with the leather
>>158061920waste of a tank, they already have the next bobby orr in zayne parekh
Bucket shot it right into his glove
Kraken are averaging 6 goals per game against the Flames and only 1 goal per game against the rest of the league.
>>158061966Oh you're just regular retarded too...
gary gave us a real thriller here
KWAKKLUXKLAN
>>158061976What would the jeet name for Bobby Orr be?
Akira would've saved that -__-
>florida losesbased>analslime winsgrim
shartstorm is elite now?
quack quack
18 MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!!
fuck
QUACK QUACK DUCKS WIN
EAT SHIT PANTHERNIGS AND THAT ONE CANTNADIAN
>kitties bullied by california
>>158062017Nyo
>>158062008zayne parekh
get fucked Florida
CAR18SON
gg quackheads
>>158061954Uh
>no webm for ducks goal.>>158062060
>Florida loses against Sharks>Florida loses against Ducks
Atlantic continues to be an OT merchant division.
>undefeated in regulation>can only lose points in 4-on-3 mickey mouse hockeyKitties cup confirmed
>>158062073gg pekka
>>158062029begone tranny
Why is he so violent?
>>158062107return of the cali death gauntlet
>>158062120>is tied with Philly for Garypoints
>>158062107They need to play against a land animal.
>>158062008bhobi saar
>>158062120Why is your Captain made of glass?On a serious note I hope he gets back soon. He's a fun player.
Mason McTavish is overrated as fuck anyways
>>158062165their next game is against the kangz, who are also a kind of land animal if you think about it
>>158062107Not that embarrassing considering that the Sharks are gonna win the cup this season.
any disseminations or descriptions of nhl broadcasts without the express written consent of gary b bettman is expressly prohibited.
>>158062150Eh LA needs to step it up they're on the way down
>>158062214what's the b stand for
>>158062214I never disseminate. I coom responsibly.
>>158062214i'll text gary before games to get his permission
>>158062214Relax, Gary said /hoc/ is cool.
Do you think he wishes Anaheim had won the draft lottery?
Maddox Schultz is a bust. Liam Pue goes 1OA in 2028
>>1580621073 goal comeback1 goal comebackgary's basically gifting the good guys extra points
>>158062186I'm still shocked >we were able to get a decent return for McTavish. He has a low hockey IQ and always looks like he is overthinking and trying to decide what he needs to do. He needs to lose about 20 pounds too because he skates way too slow and doesn't play physically enough to justify carrying around 220 pounds.
>>158062238nohabs or nux
>>158062214KRAKEN BEAT FLAMES 6-1HAHAHAHAHAHA COME GET ME GARY, I'M ALREADY GONE YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME
>>158062238Is he the next McDavid? Not in terms of talent (Neither of Bedard, Celebrini or Carlsson will get there) but in terms of suffering.
>>158062238nah he is/was a huge knucklehead before the draft and it's where his home and family is
Holy shit i'm an original six franchise, i should be able to boo my best player if i wanted to!
I can't believe the ducks kept mintykov.
@sportsnetBring back Steve Dangle
>>158062292Why he's one of their better defensemen
>hughes, bedard, celibrini, are all failures to be the next mcdavid
mcdavid will never win a cupbeing him is not a good thing
>>158062255St Louis doesn't get laughed at enough for basically trading schenn only to get a dumber and younger schenn
Ducks won now if dodgers can lose it will be a great night
I can believe McQueen couldn't even crack the 4th line
>>158062331i mean i wouldn't mind have many millions of dollars and a wife who tolerates my trap manga fetish
That early contract extension for Luneau will seem like a genius move very soon. He looks legit.
>>158062186So was Trevor Zegras.That said I did like Drysdale
>>158062347I would mind having to pay a high tax bracket in Canada
Holy fuck, marner actually scored a goal!
>>158062358Zegras is just a flashy player who will never be great.
>>158062344Better for McQueen's development to get top line and PP1 minutes in San Diego instead of 4th line minutes in Anaheim>>158062358Drysdale was good but him + a 2nd for Gauthier was a huge win for the Ducks
I'm taking a Marner right now
Uhhh...why does sportsnet have arabic all over it's programming?
>>158062368retard, if you have that much money and not an accountant to make it so you don't have to pay as much as you should then you don't deserve it. >oh noo but i'll still have to pay 1-2 million more!!!! that means i go down from 100 million to 80 million in career earnings!!!!just go ahead and rope asshole
>whoooosh
>>158062442I almost wonder if they made it slightly too loud on purpose so you don't forget it's on or something
>crip sportsWhat about blood sports? Is that a network
>>158062466Blood sports have been illegal for a while now.
kek poor marner getting hit by that puck
>>158062496nah i just watched it last week
>dustin wolf>-5.6 goals saved above expectedVEZINAEZNA
>>158062524
>Bains?
mckenna already doing commercials despite having NO points
We are all Canucks!Van as One!
nucks? more like lunatics!
>>158062703all together, all in
Nucks have to be tired. Is this already their 4th game?
broship personified
nobody asked
GG vegas it's always a blast
another winning weekend for the broship
For me it's the Pepsicola Ice Flyers
knights won :)
>>158062826
Why isn't there more hockey on tonight Gary? Teams should be playing 90 games a season.
Keep in mind, Leo Carlsson had three assists.
stop posting faggot shit
>>158062869what did N Warren do?
>>158062895stole a goal or two, you know, as "they" do
>>158062895
>>158062929woah is that le heckin random person on tiktok?
>JAMIROQUAI
>>158062929>rags
mein clubbies
>>158062934SO the Cucks have decided to make this N their unofficial mascot for the season?
>>1580627384th game in 6 nights. Ottawa has only played one game so far.
>>158062934>all black pairing
>>158063010he's like the little black kids ye olde baseball teams used to tote around during winning streaks
>>158062934I fully support this as long as I get to celebrate my white skin
>Yzerman was such a bad GM he's gonna be responsible for the Red Wings relocating out of Detroit
>>158063059Well of course without it he wouldn't have hockey
>>158063130brayden point is the biggest bubble fraud of them all
>>158063130just like my islanders
>>158063141
>>158063150Oh that's fancy
Alright now that I've had enough time to settle down and actually interpret the game I can confidently say the Canucks season is over.
>>158063030Ty Cobb used to keep one under his bed during road trips
Oilers have 3 Jews on the roster, truly a Rich man’s sport
>>158063312lol canadian petrol pretty much enabled the six days war. edmonton has been compromised for decades
we love our hebrew friends hereadam fox, gary bettman, the list goes on
Was talking with a Jewish guy about Indians and foreigners, agreed on everything, I don’t know anymore
/sp/ used to say that jews were bad athletes now the jews are the best players in the NHL
>>158063377Jews saved us from the Canadian menace in the Olympics
>>158063377The nhl is not the peak of athletics, it’s at least 10k a year to play triple a lmao
>>15806350915 desu
>>158063377
Did Kraken beat the flames by the same fucking score? AHAHAHA 6-1?Did the flames learn fucking nothing the first time?
The Dallas stars now have the less amount of goals for the season (1)
>>158063130Fucking kek when was that
>>158063572What is their fucking problem? And tomorrow they lose to the Sharks
>>158062934>This is a great thing because of.. THE COLOR OF MY SKINIsn't that racism?
>>158062934just fucking play hockey you dumb retard
what the heck happened, how did my flames lose again :(((
>>158062869G: 0 A: 0 P: 0So they literally just gifted him a Star of the game for being black?
>>158063650Simply because they are too retarded to change anything
My Devils just needed a loss to wake them upNow it's time to get serious
I hope my flames don't get in trouble for tanking too hard, I think they might be making it too obvious that they aren't trying
>>158062869>Carlsson had a 3 point game>Dostal had a .935 SV%No no no.. Lets give it to this guy for being different than the other players. Good job different guy. You are different.
>>158063757Haha, same with my team. We not finna go 0-84 in Gary's Mickey Mouse circuit.
I need a /hoc/ gf, preferably asian
Reminder that Dustin Wolf is absolutely and utterly dogshit and as long as you keep on riding this ginger twink and his meme status, flimflams are not reaching the playoffs.
Flame bros…. Even the numales are laughing at us…https://youtu.be/5Bi6G6Z4xa8?si=RC5LrX5UJzVqQbFj
>>158063956Jesus fucking christ those comments, are flames fans retarded? How is it possible that there's still this many people defending Wolf?
>>158063999He's been instructed to let a few in now and then so we can get the #1 draft pick this year. Then next year we can make a run for the cup in the new dome
good job calgary for your blatant tank4th overall pick. no takebacks
>>158063999>are flames fans retarded?Yes
>>158064091I hate these oldfags. No, Bobby Orr would not dominate today's league. I don't care what he did against plumbers in the 60s when the league was barely enough to live off and it was all against the same teams over and over.
>>158064091wolfbros...
>>158064091Gary’s not going to let shit teams ruin his expansion dreams.
>>158064121Neither would Wayne Gretzsky if we're being honest
>>158063834>tfw no Nazi hokkei gf
>First our flames get shit for winning too much >now for being too good at tanking
only shit teams "today"
>>158064159At least Gretzky played in the 90s as well to prove he was still a PPG player, during the dead puck era. Orr is just hype from an era where players had secondary jobs and could barely skate.
As long as Ovechkins alive people will remember Gretzky as the guy whos record he broke. Orr doesnt have that
>>158064121Very odd to go straight up venting on old people and bobby orr based on that image desu
>>158064185Expect the penguins of course
>>158064218Because it's the same rhetoric oldheads use about the modern NHL being horrible and watered down due to expansion and non-Canadian players.
>>158064223raidies lost bro but they tried their best aces lost too kwab knights won 8-)
13 of the last 15 penguins games are vs metro teams.
>>158064234Sucks they almost beat the wueefs but came up short. Our Steelers ):
>>158064248:(
>>158064228That's still very crazy and far fetched take from that
>>158064228>coping this hard because the flames are shitjen
>laffs
>rags
>>158063999Trips of truth
>>158064258I don't care about the fumes. I cheer for a worse team lol
>>158064269The only team that might be worse than them is the Blackhawks though
>>158064296Detroit is equally as bad as the Hawks. No centres, no 2D, no GM, worst offense rating in the NHL.
>>158064305Yeah. But Detroit hasn't let in 6 goals in a game like hawks and lames have. Thats atleast a positive. I'd still rate them above those other 2 teams.
>>158064296Bedard will singlehandedly carry Chicago to some wins when he returns, no other shitter team has something like that in the press box
>>158064328Bedars isn't a one of the top 5 players drafted in the last 3 years
>>158064328>when he returns
>>158064326To be fair Gibson isn't the worst goalie but Detroit also has a super easy schedule this year as well. Think it's top 3 easiest? Habs have the easiest schedule i think ngl I forget. Also, Cat aka the only goal scorer on that team might just leave at this point. His contract runs out soon. We lost Kane, Larkin, Edvinsson within 1 off-season while also adding no one that can score. We can't even fix it because we have no real GM. It's officially back to being the Dead Things.
>>158064362How do you feel about Edvinsson demanding a trade?
>>158064328Not even Celebrini could single-handedly carry a team. But the Sharks built around him.What in the fuck have the Hawks done to build around Bedard? What are the Hawks thinking with this "rebuild"
>>158064401Bedard isn't the guy you can build around. Excellent set piece but a center piece, no fucking way.
>the flames are so bad I get random videos in my feed about how bad they arewew
YEAR ONE!?!Are all Flames fans this delusional?
>>158063960>>158064454shilling for yourself is fucking embarrasing dude, just say that "hey check my shit out" and I can leave it repeating for 30 minutes in the background while I need to do something else
MAKE THE CALL
>>158064520i wonder what /hoc/ nationality would be
>>158064488how many of these are busts?
>>158064460Before it was moreso a retool
It's weird that you can't get a Tim Horton's coffee in the city the guy they pay a bajillion dollars to advertise for them has played for over two decades, in a city Tim Horton actually played for.You'd think they'd at least put one in the arena, but no. And it's not even a "we don't operate in Pennsylvania" thing. They're in Erie.
This buck must be lost...
>>158064400He's not demanding a trade. He prefers a trade over being dicked around by the management. He clearly wanted to be there. He showed up, paid for his own insurance even. He'd just rather be traded than get a bridge deal. I don't blame him, it just sucks. I like Ed a lot honestly, him fucking up the Sens was amazing.
Tim Hortons is never too far away, with many convenient locations. Always fresh.
Disgusting
Why doesn't a billionaire build a rink in Manaus?Hockey in the rainforest.
>>158064520
>>158064460>first year of rebuildAHAHAAHAAAAA more like the 5th year
they should be renamed the peninsulaers
>>158064797The Nordic League after SHL and Liiga combine due to ever declining attendance and all the young stars being scouted by the NHL.
>>158064797Too many french
>>158064756What does this mean
>>158064785Man anus?
>>158064818_/ _/;_/ _/ _/
>>158064819Basically trying to change history by saying the original jets are the current jets/thrashers instead of the coyotes.
>>158064834I thought it was always like that.
>Brandon Junior B's>Regina Reginas>Winnipeg Winnipegsthere was a real lack of creativity in black and white western canada
>>158064719They have Tim Hortons in Sweden?
>>158064788lol Stone was so fucking mad he turned into a tomato
>>158064788i have to watch this 5-6 times whenever it gets posted
>>158064844Retard
>3 games in>3 goals for>16 goals againstholy fuck the flames are dog shit
>>158063572damn
>>158064888KWAB
>>158064788>You can't just hit me!!!!
>>158064892KWAB dylan wya bro
>>158064892Bruh my flames are last Say it ain't so
Post lunch marner: flushed
>>158064797all 12 canadians are crosbys offspring
>>158064898
The culture is changing in Buffalo, and it’s really cool to see
>>158065090they're turning japanese...
Friedman updates from this morning on 32T:- Everyone is allowed to talk to Edvinsson now so it was only a matter of time before it got out he’s unhappy.- he’s pretty mad that a contract didn’t get done all summer and after training camp: “He’s fed up it has taken this long”- Says DET has now moved on from the bridge deal and also made some longer term offers, not 5 years. Says the bridge deal was definitely Yzerman’s choice.- Yzerman believed it’s “too much too soon” for these young guys with the contracts so he negotiated hard. Buium and Luneau deals are bad news for DET.- DET has been guaging the market on Edvinsson to understand his value.- EF wonders, what if they can get something for Edvinsson that they couldn’t get for Larkin and make 2 trades to remake your team? That would allow you to reconsider the return for Larkin, a situation that is currently at a standstill.
>>158065065Anderson is a faggot for having the defenseman pushing the Mexican out of his crease. Get him out
>>158060801Update: I have awoken :)
>>158064819gary is realizing he fucked up with allowing the coyotes to "suspend" operations indefinitely
>>158064756Maybe Arizona should have supported their team better
>>158065466why support an nhl team when you can have a landfill
>>158064797Isn't hockey dying in Sweden? It'll sadly be mostly Americans by 2050>>158064476I highly doubt Eck posts here. He's from Reddit
>angry Rod Wongs twitter autists got ahold of Chris Illitch's personal info and addresslmao the exciting things you get to do when you live in Detroit
Igor Shesterkin currently has more points this season (2) than any player on the entire Detroit Red Wings roster.
hoc more like cock suckers anonymous LOL LMAO
>>158065684JEN
>>158065684that would be the last place ded wongs
>>158065717They’ve come a long way since January
I'm just so happy that hockey is back.
Will the flames ever win again?
>>158065838They'll sweep the oilers
>>158065911extreme doubt with the block of swiss cheese in net
>>158065931But enough about the Oilers
>bouchard4 goals in 3 games>flumes entire team3 goals in 3 games
If I buy 10,000 jerseys do I get to meet Gary?
>>158065838They must play the red wings at least once this season
>>158065957You’ll get to have lunch with him
>>158065961Truly a battle of wet noodles
>>158065964*buys jerseys*
>>158065999>>158065999>>158065999New
