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>>158065999Anime
>laffs
>>158066010S U C KUCK
>>158065999>OTT @ BOS - 7:30 PM ESTim watching this game tn
>>158066017DUCKSUCKS
>ded wongs
Today is also my birthday :)
didnt ask
>>158066034happy birthday!
>>158066034Happy Birthday fren :)
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ4ypTtFn48
>>158066111Flames would lose to bc
Wow look at that after another off-season of glazing the Flames are absolute shit who could have seen that coming?
>>158066192Don't act like this isn't already an impressive tank
>>158066233>if you lose you win
>>158066254The tank is so convincing even /hoc/ hasn't realised it's intentional.
Any good jersey purchases lately?????
>>158066292every player I buy a jersey for gets traded
>>158066292I’m waiting until Christmas to buy a jersey
I want a kelowna rockets jersey. Whl Jerseys are pretty fun
>>158066111if i got dumpstered by pettersshit i would immediately retire and go get a job as a bricklayer or something because clearly hockey wasn't for me
>>158066350get an eagles jersey. we have two (2) germans on the team.
>>158066292I got a Celebrini jersey as a gift
Fun Fact the NJ Devils forwards have not scored a goal in regulation since April 12 2026
would buy this
im gonna get a jersey with #69 on the back and sit at ice level so I can bang on the glass
[Breaking News] Ovi has announced to his teammates that this season is his final one
>Sanderson sent back to Ottawa for further testing
>>158066411The Richmond Rooks?
>>158066335buy a huberdough jersey please
>>158066421Are they testing his freakish hearing
seemon ganyay
>>158066399Based
>>158066402
>Ovi retiring at the end of the seasonsee you later, Chudvechkin
End of an era.
>>158066503I wonder if they’re going to bury him with the protas brothers like one of them Egyptian pharaohs
>>158066501he is going to play for putin
>>158066503I’ve only known an nhl with ovi and Crosby :(
>>158066503>one last run to crush 99s goalsBased.
And then it’s off to Ukraine
>>158066632Ovi isn’t dying for his country. He’ll live with the rich Russians
>>158066651worse, he'll be a propaganda actor
so i guess barkov's career is over? F
>>158066666UH OH BARKOV
Ovi blasting one timers directly at Kiev, eviscerating anything in their path until Zelensky signs Hasek to a 2x13 to stop themWhen he hits free agency he signs with the Panthers and when a Ukranian counter offensive starts Ovi sits on the bench until it's over
>>158066503>final year in the NHLSo he’ll return to his teenhood team of Dynamo Moscow
>>158066666c-checked
Put Marchand in the hospital and with Shartström in the net, a disaster season is guaranteed
Canes are gonna luck their way to another cup simply because Gary is too stubborn to change the format. Fat retard
NJ Devils have Washington’s last game this season they probably should’ve scheduled the penguins if they had a lick of sense
Tie Gary to a horse and drag him through a briar patch
>>158066666Checked
>>158066111Imagine getting blown up by Elias fucking Petterson KWAB.
>>158066666Ultra satan says TFD
>>158066758Edmonton doesn't get to burn down the Saddledome this year either. Gary's schedule is shit
>>158066661thank God none of that exists on our side of the pond
Predicts?
>>158066875haha, yeah...
My Ovi :(
About time
>>158066666What makes you say that
>>158066922If Gary didnt use his Jewish tricks to cuck Ovu out of seasons worth of games (lockout + Covid) he would have reached 1000 easy. Sad.
>>158066922What he should have said>I’ve been playing like shit and can only play 12 minutes per game now so I’m done
>>158066666Yuup. Weak knees.
>>158066964he made that obvious when he only signed for one year
What was mckenna doing for the last 3 years, is he allergic to weights and food, they guy is 5’11 165 that’s a fleshlight
>>158066922Oh great now the whole season will be a retirement tour
>>158066922
>>158066989Greasing his bussy for Tavares.
>>158065999Happy birthday goat
>>158066989Lol whaaat even Brad Marchand is 5'9 and weighs 180
>>158067014on paper lol
>>158067014McKenna will have to start playing dirty
McKenna only had one pre season point
>>158067048Yeah............ But how many regular season points does he have?
>>158067037unc is retiring this year
2026..I am forgotten
>>158067057Surely not less than that, r-right?
Reddit having melty about Ovi
enlighten me on why Martone is higher up than Hutson and Helenius?
>>158067069
>>158067057I big fat zero
>>158067084Because he’s good
>>158066402Jack Jewghes bros...
What if Alberta separates from Canada and then the Oilers start a dynasty
>>158066989The lighter you are the faster you can skater. It's an effective strategy when you're playing against teenagers. Now though he's playing with grown men and giant Russian ogres. He won't last long, that's assuming they don't drop him first for being the bust of the century
>>158067084>McKenna second despite doing nothing but skating around looking lost and falling over for three games straight
>>158067079Surely. I mean it's laffs superstar GAVIN MCKENNA we're talking about here..
>>158066666
>>158067084Porter Martone? Literally WHOI have honestly not heard this name once before now
>>158067101>and then the Oilers start a dynastyWith what goalie?
>>158067037TS said Pierre Engvall had 12 power play goals
Why did people have the Rangers as a lower ranked team all pre season? Anyone Who knows puck could clearly see they had a strong roster. Looking like a top 4 team in the east.
>>158067123Watch the world juniors newfriend
>>158067101>wstfu moron
>>15806708546M dollars for this and only three years left!
>>158067143The lack of respect JT Miller gets on /hoc/ is disgusting.
>>158067143anon...its the first few weeks of the season. Do you think that the rags are actually good?
>>158067152I have a lab tested iq of 133 bud. I mentioned this a few threads back
>>158067102You saw that strategy falling apart when he went to the NCAA. He's a player built to farm points off of literal children.
>>158067164I don't think, anyone with eye can see they are good
>>158067181igor shesterkin's back will break. they also have played the most games. i don't buy it.
>>158067156Maybe he should back to the pumpkin patch
>>158067143>rags
What went wrong
>>158067170You sound pretty smart.Sorry I doubted you
>>158067211God punishing Aerithfags
"we need 34-36 NHL teams!"the teams we have with 32 teams:
>>158067151The hell is this inferior version? It's already been posted in better quality my dude >>158066999
>>158067241Get rid of the flames and add 5 more
>>158067241There is not enough goaltending talent to support even 20 teams
>>158067241Go look up the 1950s Bruins.
>>158067241the only ones crying for more teams are the owners who want to keep the pyramid scheme going
>>158067211Delusional canadian weebs very typical
>>158067276>Final Fantasy>Weeb
>>158067273
>>158067256*early 60s>15-42-13>15-47-8>14-39-17>18-40-12>21-43-6>21-43-6>17-43-10 (Bobby Orr's rookie year)
First the narrative was flames are eternally mediocre and now that we prove ourselves you retards pretend you never said the former
>>158067255there arent enough defensemen either. Kevin Bahl and Zach Whitecloud are terrible. however, some general manager will give up a 2nd/3rd for either one because Bahl is big or something
>>158067319omg shut the fuck up retard we aren't talking about your shit team right now
>>158066034Happy birthday!
>>158065999This is the first birthday outside of the Penguins organization Mario Lemieux has had in 42 years. If you can even call it that, his charitable foundation and the Penguins charitable foundation are still closely tied up together, and it's not as if they're not going to make a de facto theme night out of it because he'll be in the building.
>>158067307he's right
>shit teamwho does bud think hes talking to
The Pringledome was a mistake
>>158067319Calgary has won like five playoff series since 2004three came in 2004do you understand what mediocrity is?
>>158067321whitecloud has a ring
>>158067307>I just have to bring politics into this! Please read my articleIt's all so tiresome. Just make it about hockey.
>>158067356So does Eric Robinson. Does that change things?
>>158067366neither of those guys are terrible
>>158067376Unlike me :(
>>158067353he is just a leaf posing as a fake german for attention
>>158067376Zach Whitecloud is okay. He's a typical third pair defenseman who will score like 5-9 goals a year with 14+ assists and stink on defense. But it's a bad thing when he's elevated past that role.
>the "We don't sign our posts here" poster was Dangle all along
>>158067353dont cherry pick, talk about what the flames did in 1989
>>158067249Well, noone had checked your trips >>158066999 so I had no way of knowing.
>>158067084Doesn’t matter. Victor Eklund will win it
>>158067397he had nearly 19 mins a night when he wonthe flames are shit
What will he do in retirement?
>>158067405Eklund should hope he doesn't get sent down after 9 games. Doubt he's better than Helenius/Martone/McKenna/Frondell/Hutson.
Just used a public restroom and I thought I was alone so I started working on my Reginald van Gleason III impression but then I could hear someone was in a stall going wtf
>>158067412get cte and kill himself at 65
>>158067412He will dick around in the KHL and be a family man. Until Putin dies, at which time OV will take over as the Premier of the new Soviet Empire!
>>158067402>OH YEAH... WELL WHAT ABOUT WHAT MY TEAM DID BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORNsuch an awful cope
>>158067402Word is they beat the Montreal Canadiens
>>158067436That would be unbelievably BASED
>>158067429Record it and post it here. We'd love to hear it!
*does nothing*
there's "bad"and then there's "calgary flames bad"imagine seeing chicago's statline and unironically being able to say "it gets worse"
>>158067442takagibro knows PUCK :)))
fun fact: if you suggest playing a player under 25 years old to be in the Bruins top 6, Jeremy Jacobs will literally rape your credit score and imply that it's impossible to have someone younger overtake "Casey Middlestadt" and "Elias Lindholm"
>>158067462>Dallass Stors lumped in with Blackhawks and the LamesOh no no no noLets take a look back at how Otter ended last season
>>158067412Be a rich family man while sucking up to poutine
Bit foggy today
4 more days till the flames play again...wtf is this shedule gary, its like they want our flames to fail
Reminder that they will lose again tonightto the fucking SHARKS
I've never watched one of Shannon's videos
>>158067488And the year before
>>158067522and look at who they play next you're gonna enjoy another loss, yippe!
>>158067531*brief pause to allow video editing*Welcome back
>>158067522My Jackies have only played twice and don't play again until Friday
>>158067531If you don't support The Hockey Guy™ then you don't support hockey. Simple as.
as someone who is actually anti-racist and left leaning, i don't hesitate and mean it from the bottom of my heart when i call the panthers by their true name: the florida NIGGER panthers
>>158067540makar will go easy because he's a good calgary boy >>158067547i think your jackets and my flames have the same schedule
>>158067572
>>158067531you're not missing much
>>158067531larry made shannon obsolete
*controls the game with his mind*
>>158067450in his defense there are a lot of NTC on the roster. and everything seems tied up in this quinn hughes thing. i think he did okay getting a pass-first winger to hopefully get timo to do something worth his salary.
>>158067598I heard Larry fucked Abella Danger.
Are the duckies gonna have an exciting season?
>pay $10 for jersey 50 50 raffle>losefuck
>>158067634twice
>>158066292I am a spic. Might paypig $300 or $400 for the hispanic heritage jersey, charitable contribution so if I frame it and put it in my office it might be a business expense
>>158067641You're supporting your team anon. That should be enough for any fan.
The Flames were never going 84-0. 3 losses to start the season isn't a big deal
are gary and larry related
>>158067468FIRE SWEENEY
>>158067660Yeah. Just felt a little down because it was pretty empty as a pre season game so I figured if I was ever gonna have a good chance to win another one it would be then
>>158067640They better or else they are just overpaying for nothing
>>158067661I think the plan is to suddenly start trying later on in the season to catch other teams off guard. Playoff train is still chugging as planned
>>158067671How is it not gonna be exciting with Cock Mike :D as captain
>>158067529
>>158067693I think so too
shame about the tel aviv panthers
>Barkov out 10-12 weeks>back before new year'sD Y N A S T Y
>>158067729He's gonna trip over and break a collarbone on his first game back.
>>158067742I really like that Panthers pepe, mind if I save it?
having some 32nd thoughts again
soon
>>158067758Do you want this one also?
>>158067777FUCKING CHECKED. Lets GOOOO CELEBRINIBROS
>Connor Zary on waiverswhat do you think he is doing right now?
>>158067802lol fucking canadians
>>158067787Thanks bro!
>>158067802Did we ever find out who said no
Who da fook are these guys?
zary waived by flames...I remember the 2020 draft comparing jarvis, perfetti, and zary
430 results foundpoor guy...he believed too hard in the fumes not wasting a prospect
>>158067802>>158067817>>158067819>>158067830https://forums.hfboards.com/threads/rank-them-those-centres-mysak-jarvis-zary-holloway-mercer.2761273/
ovi says hes going to be retiring at the end of the season
>>158067802>>158067817How delusional can they be? Thats crazy
>>158067802You now manually remember Dillon Dubé
>>158067836"Jan Mysak"
I feel sorry for Wolf and Nemec
>>158066503Hasek will keep seething for one more year
>>158067819wtf zary is one of our best players, wtf is connie doing
>>158067817>>158067830Flames fans are replacing laffs fans as the most delusional NHL fanbase. Remember when they thought Wolf was gonna be good? Kek
>>158067758Lurk more before you steal memes.
>>158067854>dumpster fireBAHAHHAHA THAT TERM STILL MAKES PISS AND SHID MYSELF LOL DUMPSTER FIRE
I still think Wolf is good
>>158067850For me, its Jack Myzak.
>>158067884sure if you think being eliminated in December and playing spoiler is good. he's too small to be a good goalie. He's a career backup, much to the chagrin of every other flames top goalie prospects.
>>158067866Most persecuted NHL fanbase
>>158067878seething calgarycuck spotted
AAAAAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158067899And for good fucking reason
wolfy
>>158067905>logocalgary mountain town confirmed
>>158067899nigga the fucking flames cry wolf the instant someone says they are mediocre. they're about to burn up more capital in the name of a "rebuild" that will go nowhere anyways. But assets are assets! Look at all these assets we have now! oooo aren't you excited!
>>158066402Fun Fact: The Devils won 3 cups despite being one of the only 6 teams without a 100 point player
>>158067927bro peep this 22 year old putting up NUMBERS in the ECHL the future is bright bros
A sheep in Wolf's clothing
>wolf suc-
>stopping nigg mitsubishi is an accomplishmentlollmao
>>158067950I haven't been seeing much "Wolf sucks" so much as I have been seeing "I feel bad for Wolf being stuck on such a shit team"
>>158067854And /hoc/ has been gaslighting Wolf as good
>peep thisWhen did /hoc/ get invaded by pavement apes
Neat, I can creampie the head of ticket sales for my AHL team.
>>158067847albertans are a special case for sure
>>158067488can you really blame otter when the offense scores 1 single goal across 2 games?
>>158067962/hoc/ is turning into a real dumpster fire
>>158067950elliotte says the flames are worried about wolve's bad start...
>>158067962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77q9HYIzneoWe were always a black thread anon
If you don't have anything nice to say (about the Flames), don't say anything at all
Flames and Islanders
wolf could be on waivers soon...
>>158067993he'll look good on my knighties
>>158067987i think so tooi think they are jealous and lashing out
>>158067993Edmonton would claim him for the lels
>>158067488If the Stars lose to Sharks tonight they are officially the biggest frauds in the league
>>158067993I'd take him over Talbot on my Jackies
>>158067531They are decent background noise but I don't bother with the game reviews
>>158067974they would have 100% win if otter stopped 100% of the pucks
>>158067968is she hot?
Gary Bettman is jumping for joy for this shit but will black out your stream if you live within 100 miles of said team
>>158068025I'll let you be the judge
>>158068049Bald is beautiful chud
>>158067987SureThey pissed this general to oblivion because 3 retarded canadians larped about being fans of that team.
who is the calder favourite now that mckenna and martone are busts?
>>158068062Are you going to creampie him?
Imagine if Shesterkin actually drags the rags into the play offs
>>158068070jlmi
>>158068049In June 2009 he was promoted to Vice President of Ticket Sales, and in 2017 became Vice President, Members Services for the team’s service department. In addition to the service, sales, and retention of the team’s Condors365 Members, Jose is also in charge of ticket services for our bilingual fans.Before joining the Condors, Jose worked for Texaco North American Production Kern River Field, assisting with various production and drilling aspects. Since being appointed Director of Ticket Sales in July of 2004, the Condors were named ECHL Ticket Department of the Year in 2004-2005, and had Co-Ticket Executives of the Year in 2006-07. Rivera was also voted by his peers to be the recipient of the ECHL Ticket Executive of the Year for the 2013-14 season.The Bakersfield native graduated from Arvin High School and attended Bakersfield College. Jose is active in the Kern County Hispanic Chamber of Commerce. Jose resides in Bakersfield with his wife, Rachel, sons, Joseph and Jack, and daughter, Emily.Favorite NBA Team: Chicago BullsFavorite College Football Team: Notre DameFavorite College Basketball Team: DukeFavorite TV Shows: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Big Bang Theory, Key & Peele, Wheel of FortuneFavorite Movies: The Bourne Identity Trilogy, Crash, The Green Mile, The Greatest Game Ever Played, Rudy, Tommy Boy & COCOFavorite Food: ItalianHobbies: Soccer referee, playing basketball, golf, softball, disc golf, etc…I’m game for anything, I enjoy staying active.
nah wolf is our boy, bud crying after getting drafted made me tear up. how dare you suggest him leaving our flames
>>158068071we arent even in November
>BROTHERRR NOOOO, DON'T MAKE ME FIGHT YOU BROTHER>BROTHERRR PLEASE, DO NOT DO THIS
The leafs have the biggest 18 year old bust since Ai Shinozaki
Canucks bros, we are no longer the worst team in the league
Lane Hutson is such a cutie
big anime boobs
>>158068134Jen
>>158068110This Wolf? and who are you talking to schizo?
Where’s the retard that claimed sorokin was overrated?
>>158068014Dallas is turning into a real dumpster fire
>>158068196wolf assumed bedard would play with honour and not got for cheap shots
>>158068218>2 Oilers goalies in the bottom 5>bottom 5 is all pacific teamsLMAO
>>158068218Sorokin isn't overrated: he's properly rated. The problem is that the islanders have an issue depending on him, Schaefer and Barzal too much. Unfortunately, Pete DeBoer is the coach so he's gonna get run into the ground.
>>158068238>cheap shotsWhat Bedard did there was called skill. Not that you'd recognize it watching the flames.
>>158068220Woah you mean trading away Logan Stankoven and other young players for nothing, and keeping mister one dimensional pinoy was stupid? Shame on me for using logic.
>>158068259Sorokin has been overplayed the past 5 years so that won’t be new. At least they’re concision of needing to clear the crease and lower high danger chances. He btfo of the league last season in high danger save percentage.
>>158068249>generational Dustin Wolf
>>158068249finnish goaltendijng
>>158068296Wasting his best season as an islander because Patrick Roy was too stubborn to just bench one of Mayfield or Pulock, and collapsing against bad teams. Terrible.
>>158067854i feel bad that we drafted nemec instead of logan cooley.
When the flames win their first game of the season their record will be 1-(last two digits of this post)
I miss the roylanders that team had rizz
>>158068373Patrick Roy didn't coach, he just looked at Schaefer like this and expected him to score while playing 30 minutes a night
>>158068338oof
>>158068373>joy and compassionRoy was neutered
>>158068338>no wins before Christmas>first win is against Hongcouver Kino
>>158068334I was more heartbroken Sorokin lost the vezina due to the collapse than the isles missing the ‘offs
>>158068049>>158068062>>158068099No homo but he's holding up pretty well for a middle aged dude, daddy tier.
>>158068409they weren't giving it to him anyways. Vasy has more of a hold unfortunately. No Sorokin and the isles pick McKenna. Regardless their collapse was bad. It was all coaching and they needed to move on from some guys. Hopefully they can keep doing that.
>>158068389>>158068373most GOATs have been shitty coaches, Gretsky was trash too. RIP Yotes
>>158066503Liberals driving out all the good hockey players (americans) from canadian teams and all the good hockey players (putin supporting russians aka the good guys) from the league I hate liberals
MFW the Yotes win the cup
general reminder that if igor shesterkin played on the flames he would be tied as their top goalscorer
Does Ovi get a retirement party tour when he goes on the road and every team has to give him a present?
>>158068562didnt he already do that last year and then decide he wasnt actually going to retire?
Started watching recentlyWhy the fuck didn't you guys tell me hockey was cool?
>>158068562he should. greatest goal scorer in the league.
>>158068505Is Brind Amour the biggest exception?
>>158066570Thank God both of those fags are almost done. Stupid communist rusky and the biggest crybaby in the NHL
>>158068562Why do you think he announced it
>>158068562Retirement tours are neat because you get to see which teams are cheap.
>>158068593that means like the entire NHL
>>158068576Hockey isn’t for you
>>158068576I like hockey better than football because I feel like having less dudes on the ice / grass leads to more scoring chances
>>158068578craig berube was one of the nhls greatest enforcers when the league was sissified slop
>>158066701Based, isnt Jaeger still playing in some rando euro league?
>>158068630He plays for a team he owns
>>158068519Omg you're gonna make me AWOOOOO
>>158068576It used to be way betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON_x-kYrZmY
Would you rather retire in Russia or America
>>158068667in an asian country away from jews
>>158068249how do the oilers always do this
>Brind'Amour formed one-third of Carolina's "BBC Line", also featuring Bates Battaglia and Erik Cole, during the Hurricanes' run to the Stanley Cup Final in 2002.[25]
>>158068688no defense to speak of.
>>158068603Why's that?>>158068609Does seem that way, there's just way more interesting stuff going on in general>>158068661I feel like I've been missing out for decades, this is crazy
>>158068684You can retire in the Asian part of Russian in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast I don’t think their are any actual Jews there anymore.
https://x.com/DanPotashTV/status/2107127780400083165?s=20
>>158068697that soulful hockey is dead now its nothing but figure skating sissies who cant even bench press the bar
>>158068699https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblastdown to 900 hebrews in buttfuck nowhere
>barkov out 10 to 12 weeksNot as bad as people thought
>>158068721I think Stalin moved them there Kek even he knew
>>158068726I miss the glory days of the Panthers
>>158068726>an destroyed knee that hasnt got better after 2 years is not that badholy retard
>>158068697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhTs_O0atdI
Playing 3 finals in a row really took its toll on him
>>158068726the panthers will be 20 points out of a playoff spot by the time he's back
Jim Hitler
>zary on waiversis this guy washed already?
>>158068519>>158068660>tfw we're going to have to wait for the next expansion, or for the next Canadian team to move South before we'll be able to AWOOOOOOO again
>>158068769havent followed hockey much since the coof, are there lots of mormon cuties at Mammoth games or are they shit in attendance as well?
>>158068630He could probably start for the Debbie’s this season
>>158068726There’s still a possibility that the kitties make playoffs
>>158068726>injures his right ACL>overcompensates his left leg during the rehab>injures his left MCL>will definitely overcompensate his right leg during the rehabIt's just a matter of time before he fucks his right knee again, probably in February.
>>158068709Honestly, most sports could benefit from letting people throw hands like that>>158068748Absolutely mental, it actually makes me mad that we don't have the same kind of stuff over here
>>158068751East is so bad that they'll still be around when he comes back.
>>158068789I'm not sure, but the mammaries for mammoths had better catch on.
>>158068746I thought it was the other knee
>>158068766He's not even a has-been. He is a never-was.
They made him announce this would be his last year so ticket sales go up
>>158068830Grim
>>158068686I wish Greg Cuckshynski would put a gun in his mouth and pull the fucking trigger.
>>158068830>look at what the bots are doing
>>158068267Ever wonder why our flames dont win at the rate of other teams?its called playing with honour. better to lose the right way, than to win without honour.you should read the art of war
>>158068843Bots are controlled by people dummy
>>158068842great post
>>158068726So he’ll back in December
>>158068863yea but the nhl playoff cutoff line is usually established by thanksgiving so their season will already be over
>>158068830No human beings live in Washington so its not like locals are being priced out
I think ted leonsis was the only nhl owner in the epstein files but idk maybe there were like ten of them in there
why is this thread suddenly flying
>>158068876More like Christmas
>Bustthews and Bustkenna live in the same house together, bustin
>>15806764150/50's are the only gambling I do. I know half of the money I put in is going to someone else in that building, and the other half is going towards keeping the sport alive by helping kids actually afford to get into it.
>>158068830>>158068880>have a friend with an uncle who always buys season tickets in the front section right behind the away team starting net>friend would randomly take us all to games his uncle didn't want to go to>one day have a game I want to see, but his uncle was going to go>look up ticket pricesThat was back when the Caps were hot. Who the fuck is paying these prices?
>>158068915nurse is such a dumbass
Detroit will play the first PWHL-NHL double header hosting the New York Sirens December 12 at 12pm ET. Their game will be followed that evening by the NHL's Detroit Red Wings hosting the Florida Panthers at 7pm.Next on the docket for double headers is the New York Sirens hosting the Minnesota Frost for a 12pm ET puck drop at the Prudential Center. It will be followed by a regional clash between the NHL's New Jersey Devils, who share the venue with the Sirens, and the New York Islanders at 7pm.The final game of the season that is scheduled as a PWHL-NHL double header is in Seattle on February 13. That day the Seattle Torrent will welcome Detroit to Climate Pledge Arena for a 3pm ET game, followed by the Seattle Kraken hosting the St. Louis Blues at 10pm ET.
>>158068945People who want to see a watched up 42 year old one last time
>>158068957Don’t let’s foids, numales, and trannies gas light you into thinking people care about the pwhl.
>>158068814lol wat? the west is dogshit besides the 3 or 4 contenders
>>158068957Bet detoilet loses both
Overdrive off and running! Hayes, O Dog, and Noodles.
>>158068915this is from 2018
>>158069021lmao did the skiths really?
>>158069031
Porter Martone is being fucked by Rick Tocchet, SAD!
>>158069096Rick Tocchet is the most overrated coach in the league.
>>158069122Does anyone rate Tocchet let alone overrate him
>>158069096>>158069122>>158069136He wears glasses now
I don't have any opinions of my own. If I'm talking about hockey irl, I just repeat things that I read on /hoc/
>>158069136Everybody thought he was great last season and that one season in Hongcouver.
>>158069202I don't know anything about hockey, I just Google hockey news and copy paste it here
>>158069096what are those errors and warnings by barkey?
hearing barkov is at practice in goalie pads
why do numales get excited for new arenas, all it means are live games are becoming more unaffordable>gary approves of the new domeja we're fucked
Mfw I love hockey and happy it's back
>>158069466Yes fans should ahve to sitting in shorty crumbling arenas because of nausea and shit
>>158068915>McDavid just standing there doing nothing as Crosby dekes his whole defense and scoresKWAB
>>158069466its $80 for a nosebleed at the dome, you can get a seat at rogers place for the same price you idiot
>>158069568Did you mean: "nostalgia?"
I like high ticket prices because it helps keep the undesirables out
>>158069588nah nosebleed tickets are 30 bucks or something at the dome
>>158069615I meant nausea because flames fans make me sick
>>158069089>rags
>rags
>>158068945>>158068967DC Lobbyists and politicians, group outing for government agencies tourists getting ass raped
>>158069628pic is rogers place food prices
Has your team given up 2+ SHGs this season?
>>158068938https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/464807221/202611389349300546/fullGuess its going to a good cause, every home game they cut a check for a couple grand to some local charity
Well?
>>158069021>>158069041Its non binding my town has a bunch of Sikhs too and I think they had a voting location
>>158069385usually notifications that they are back in the lineup from injury or some sort of roster change.
Remember last season when people said ovechkin wouldn’t want a season farewell tour? Now is last season will be all what hockey journalists talk about for the next 8 months. Can you imagine the shit show in a few years when Crosby announces his retirement? I think there will be mass MAID going on in Canada.
>>158069650>>158069628>>158069628all sports arenas ass rape you on prices in NA, just eat beforehand
Bryan Hayes says Gordie Howe is out of the top 5 all time and Sydney Crosby is in.
>>158069628>30 bucks or something at the domeshow me a ticket that cheap lmao
>>158069706Stupid. The 27th, 28th, and 29th picks are in the FIRST ROUND. Fuckin' retard.
>>158069706Florida won’t trade for Larkin because of there’s no LTIR in the playoffs anymore.
>>158069741I bought it 2 seasons ago, was the flames last game of the season >fan appreciation night
>>158069737Yeah? Well Bryan Hayes is chatty fuckin' Kathy.
>>158069737Has been for a while. Who are the others besides Gretzky, Orr and Lemieux?
>>158069737howled when he said that
>>158069767>if you go back in time everything was cheaperwow great insight you fucking liar
>>158069771they were talking about whether ovi it top five all time
what happened to brock faber's skull anyway
>>158069692No, my team has scored two she’s this season
>>158069788Fuck no he’s just a goal merchant
>>158069784its not 2x what it was 2 years ago bud
>>158069794Puck hit it in a freak way. Wear your ear guards kids.
>>158069802But that's the point of the sport.
>>158069794Zuccarello's right nut sends its regards
1. gretzky 2. lemieux 3. orr4. crosby5. howe
>>158069805another lie to save face
>>158069771Mike Bossy
MFW the stars win the cup
>>158069816>Zuccarello's right nutIs it weird that I wanted to see the result of that? Like what a frozen puck really does to a testicle?
>>158069815So
>>158069822You forgot ovi
what's up with the water in the minessota/calgary area?why so retard?
>no flames hockey until Thursday why does Gary hate the Flamiacs?
>barkov will play again this seasongood news
>>158069888Mississippi watershed representing.
gary just told me the pucks will remain undropped until i've made another purchase at his jersey store
>>158069888certified lead-lined pipes moment
>>158069917but at what cost
>>158069841That’s why you wear a cup and jock, boys
>>158069935lucky for you fanatics hometown remix will be released soon!
>>158069974It dented the cup
>>158069968the snes' playoff spot kwab
>>158069974Don't worry, Draisaitl will check for you.
>>158065999Didn’t he die from Hodgkins Lymphoma like a while ago? Is this a mandela effect?
>>158070020No he survived cancer
>>158069794>>158069814
>>158070020Retard
Trade idea: McDavid for Hellebuyck and future considerations
>>158070110Winnipeg declines.
>>158069628> nosebleed tickets are 30 bucks or something at the domein 2005 maybe
>>158070049new business idea for Gary: tactical-style hockey helmets
>>158070127best i could cherry pick was $45 resale tickets for a weeknight game vs the mammoth in january (extreme nosebleed)
>>158070135Players will still complain that it "blocks their vision"
>>158070110Winnipeg doesn't know what a "future" is
>>158070161february*
>>158070187thought the thing at the top was another discord wumpus being tortured before I clicked on it
>>158070187>canadian dollarsWhat is that in Freedom?
>>158070135>>158070172
>>158070161game i went to was after the flames were already out. maybe thats why it was so cheap, in any caseF L A M E SLAMES
>>158070205Still would complain, the mouth guard thing would draw a lot of complaints, especially for centers.
>>158070209cherry picked tickets dont mean shiti can spend $80 and see the oilers or flames next home game one has a barn from the last 10 years, the other a sunken relic from the 70s
>>158070238its still 20% cheaper in the dome vs the oilers arena
Nigger Hockey League
>>158069822/hoc/ is about true straight fucking trustworthy ninjahood, right here. It's about true passion for the sport of hockey, for the love, for the family, for everyone here, it's just united, you know, we're on our /hoc/ island. I mean people need to concept the fact that this is more than gangs and drugs and slanging and color, it's about a united nation it don't matter your team, your size, your sex, what you're into, how you like it, as long as you claim G L O H C (Gretzky, Lemieux, Orr, Howe, Crosby), you're accepted buddy. There is no bigatory in /hoc/ism we are not a bigot we are a fucking family through and throughout. It's about inside not outside. True life is inside your soul. I am an anon. I am an /hoc/ anon.WOOP WOOP!
>>158070020He's Mr. Comeback Kid. He remains alive
if i was a billionaire i would rent a private booth at the arena for me and all the /hoc/ bros to have pidzer and watch hockey
>>158070187lol
>>158070238strange framing. The 'Dome has more soul then the Edmonton arena. It's the obvious choice for a game. Youre like my girlfriend who thinks a movie is bad if it was made before 2010.
>>158070280I think you would need to be a thousandaire for that
>>158070110McDavid for Varlamov, Palat, Romanov and aitcheson
>>158070284Movies before 2010 are based. your gf is a stupid bitch.
if i was a billionaire I would buy a private island and do things to underage women there (teach them to skate)
[diving intensifies]
>>158070301yes thats what im saying
>well I’m not Michael Jordan
>>158070252source?
>>158070284This guy gets it
>>158070284>muh soulcope response from a homer
>>158070335you can see exactly where the stands went under water lmao
>>158070325what does that mean?
>>158070355it means mj would never retire in Washington
>>158070325https://www.flohockey.tv/articles/16231254-how-good-of-a-prospect-was-alex-ovechkin
Might start writing hockey-themed yaoi, bros
>>158070355Michael Jordan is black
>>158070350and that to get to the lower bowl on the left you need to enter from the lower concourse and right you need to enter from the top concourse
>>158070371>He started playing professionally as a 16-year-old with Dynamo Moscow, appearing in 22 games in what was then known as the Russian Superleague.I still call it that
>>158070327cheapest tickets to the next oilers game
>>158070280Thanks Pekka :) I would buy us a castle in Nova Scotia
>>158070327cheapest tickets to the next flames game
>>158070368He did though
>>158068120Lovers to Enemies Yaoi
>>158070408When are you going?
>>158068580It's only fitting
>>158070397That’s standard in europoor leagues because 16 is the age players can turn pro
>>158070408Based! You should go and have fun! :)
Sounds like Jayden Challenger, a projected top 3 pick for the 2027 OHL draft, will be committing to Michigan State, joining his brother Tyler (Sarnia Sting) who is also a Michigan State commit. Jayden, a forward with the GTHL's Toronto Marlboros has accelerated academically allowing him to announce.
>>158070372Just make documentaries about fags.>Luke Prokop never meant to become a pioneer. Butt then he did something noone has ever done before. He stuck his penis in a butt... AND THEN PLAYED HOCKEYI don't get why we can't just treat fags like normal people
>>158070408>>158070422resale tickets
>>158070372check ao3 for ideas
>>158070410You could buy one of the unnamed islands in Canada and name it Nouvelle-FinlandeI don't think there are any habitable islands left in Canada, but the Finns are hardy people who love the cold
good night hockey fans :)
>>158070505Sleep tight fren <3
>>158070505
>>158070505sweet dreams, hans
>>158070528>>158070528>>158070528NEWS
>>158070505Hope you dream about your team being better than the huge big ol' turd that it always will be
