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Sens Edition

News
>Ovi announces 2026/2027 will be his final season

Tonight:
>PHI @ TBL - 7 PM EST
>WPG @ PIT - 7:30 PM EST
>OTT @ BOS - 7:30 PM EST
>SJS @ DAL - 8 PM EST

Previous >>158065999
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Grim schedule
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how did this faggot survive this?
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Penguins vs capitals round two one last time. Make it happen Gary,
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>>158070541
why does gary hate pst
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>>158070541
Cope our penguins play
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>>158070528
>a single non shit game
Thanks Gary
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Go Broons!
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It’s up
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>>158070550
Gary is already including that storyline in this season's script
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For sure im going to sign up to amazon prime to watch
>*checks notes*
senators vs bruins
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>>158070576
>fumes
>ded fucking last
you love to see it
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>>158070547
Some guys are just made different
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>>158070600
OH NO
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>>158070528
My prediction...
Tampon Gay
Pittsburg Penis
Under 6.5 goals for Sens and Boons
Sand Joe Sharkies
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>>158070589
Why the fuck wouldn't you just watch the games for free online?
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>>158070590
Extinguished stans are becoming a rare sight here
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>>158070600
Why is nurse such a dirty piece of shit?
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>>158070135
>>158070172
>>158070205
>>158070233
We put multiple camera lenses on the helmet so that the helmet can project a seamless video display of the game to the player inside the brain bucket, just like an F-22 pilot
Problem Solved, Gary
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Why does Gary not allow games on OTA TV?
I can watch every NFL and college football game but not a single NHL game
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>>158070661
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>>158070656
i don't think nurse made him forget how standing works
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>>158070681
nurse's intense real nigga aura made that whyboi kneel
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>>158070664
Bro how retarded are you? You obviously have internet access. If you simply do a search to watch hockey you'll find places that are free.
Whats it like having full blown autism?
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>>158070681
I wasn't talking about that play specifically.
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>>158070669
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>>158070723
You meant this one, right?
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How was your weekend?
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>>158070702
TV is so much simpler than meme streams
>just use unreliable streams that constantly buffer or outright fail .
>learn to use inconvenient shit like yandex so you can find new sites as they constantly shut down
I mean I do but only because Gary gives me no other option
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>>158070734
Actually looks pretty damn cool. Teams should just play like this and they can have radio comms in their helmets
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>>158070734
>what it takes to survive the mean streets of minnisomalia
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>>158070723
he could probably do less back checking. the kings game was fairly chill though. i wonder if the team had instructions to try being more physical with the kitties, because half that game was special teams.
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>>158070764
I'd go around slashing every N- Warren I see around there if I had that on.
NO FREE STAR OF THE GAME FOR YOU
and yes Ducks the other night just gifted this guy a Star of the Game spot when Carlsson had 3 assists and Dostal had a .935 SV%
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>>158070750
gonna need to create a durable, lightweight material for padding
and the camera helm will need a battery system that can last at least one period, with swappable batteries
>first-term players will STILL need to wear their neck guard for safety
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God give me the strength to stay awake for shorks-stors
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>>158070737
Why nobody fight for him
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>>158070550
gross
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>>158070547
Should have just kicked him in the neck, an acceptable hockey play
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>>158070737
I'm no doctor, but he looks concussed.
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>>158070788
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>>158070789
Who should have? This guy? Haha no way
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I'm wearing my neck guard right now
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>>158070814
there's a frame that his chin looks like it's behind his shoulder
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>>158070801
True, but he isn't black and playing in England, so the fans wouldn't give him a round of applause for murdering someone.
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>>158070819
I'm wearing my jockstrap right now
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>>158070788
You fucking better... or else
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>>158070550
if 5 team from their division get in (both wildcards) and one of them gets a wildcard spot they could face each other in the conference final
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>>158070827
I still can't believe that they didn't at the least suspend the guy from the league for that. Isn't he still playing? britian is so fucked
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>>158070862
really? a country that imprisons it's own citizens for speaking out against rape gangs lets a murderer go free because he is black and you have a hard time believing that?
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terrible news for foids
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>>158070854
They’ve only played in the second round during the Crosby ovechkin era
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>>158070794
Cope
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>>158070892
I dont know what any of this is. I only watch hockey.
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>>158070880
Yuuup that is true
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>>158070892
lol they were furious about this even happening
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I'm hot for hockey
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>>158071029
i still hate that fuckin' worm for ruining the ovi/svechnikov fight for screaming "GET OUT DEERRRR GET OUT DERRRRR!" to the training staff that was clearly on their way off the bench. Selfish cocksucker.
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>bad, so bad
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>>158070734
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>>158071167
Why don't teams just do this?
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>>158071167
Where are the nipples?
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>>158071052
The puck shoulda taken him out for good
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cup of coffee and a Pb&J to get through the night
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>>158071188
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>>158070995
It was perfectly designed to weird out and alienate everyone. That's our NHL!
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>>158071244
>Penalty number 69 Minnesota Wild. Now go sit in the sin bin and rub your nipples
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>>158071221
stay cozy fren
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>>158071264
they might have benefited from a woman in the room to tell the guy who came up with this to shut up

at least we got a fun gritty joke even if it was by total accident
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neon lighting appointment so Gary can schedule Winter Classic night games
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This shit is never going to get better is it.
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>>158071318
How much of our precious water are you making a data center waste on these. You MONSTER.
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>>158071325
bedard is a bust and patty kane is washed
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>>158071264
They're really good at it too
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>>158071328
>>158071318
no wonder its 60 degrees in october
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>>158071328
Doesn't matter; no one can afford the diesel needed to harvest the crops we have, so much of it will rot in the field this season
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>>158071325
I hope the Hawks, Fumes AND Dallass Stors lose atleast their first 5 games if not 10.
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*rushes with the puck*
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>>158071346
Yeah we should only post real things
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>>158071372
>pink shoes
>rainbow tape
Why does Shannon pretend to be a fag. We know he has a wife.
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>nhl network exclusive game
what the FUCK
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>>158071244
Remember when that literal faggot directed that batman movie and put nipples on batman and robin?
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>>158071446
Gary owns shares in onhockey as we discussed earlier
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>>158071446
nhl still has its own channel?
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>shorks
>pongs
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>>158071318
Starting to look a little like Star Wars stormtroopers, which I can't see as a bad thing
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>>158071372
>picks your pocket
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>>158071531
>stormtroopers
"oy vey"
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why is martone on the 3rd line playing 12 minutes?
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>>158071454
I do remember that, in fact, "Bat Nipples" was a headline in every entertainment magazine that season
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While I was out and about today I grabbed a copy of this book. How bad did I fuck up?
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>/Hoc/ number 53, two minutes for equipment violation, you're not allowed to wear assless chaps on the ice, anon.
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>>158071609
Whaddya gonna do, reffie? Spank me?
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>>158071609
If they did it in St. Paul, they could argue that it's a local culture thing
>Does the Grand Casino Arena have a Prince Night?? They damn well should
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>scoreless draw
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wtf is this
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Jerseys: untucked
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Has anybody ever said fuck it and got a new team? Can I even do that? I've lived in Michigan my entire life and have always been a fan of this team but I fucking can't anymore. It can't possibly get worse can it?
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>>158071686
Good post
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>>158071705
A misleading headline
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>>158071708
Yes. Just never admit you were a fan of them and don't tell anybody where you came from. Like you just did.. Now we know
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>>158071708
lmao this cant be real
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>>158071708
If a Flames fan can remain loyal to their team, you have no excuse.
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>>158071708
What team would you take instead?
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>>158071733
Affleck is a big red wings fan. everyone knows this.
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>>158071746
flames made the second round 5 seasons ago
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>>158071708
You wouldn't last 10 minutes as a maple leafs fan.
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>>158071708
Fucking yanks. No, you dont get to choose your loyalty. Loyalty is not conditional.
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we want to see GOALS
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>red wings
>tigers
>pistons
>lions
>all shit
you love to see it
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>Philthy
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I awe at the size of that Boston anthem singer. Sick pipes though
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organ maestro Ron Poster
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mom, sportsnet is killing hockey again.
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>>158071821
last year he was lost some weight, he may be back to big
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tocchett should not be an NHL head coach.
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>>158071705
>source: juno news
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slurpers
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ottawa centaurs
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>>158071705
>hnic
>posts a picture from the olys
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PING
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coom on Gookie
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>>158071705
redeemed
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>>158071705
Canada has collapsed
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>>158071705
KWAB
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>>158071705
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>>158071705
/cric/ won
oh no no No No NO NO NO NO NO
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>>158071981
>/cric/ won
DELETE THIS
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CANADA YES
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>>158071981
I hate this post >:(
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>>158070528
>Ovi announces 2026/2027 will be his final season
End of an era
Will he lock in for 1000 goals?
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My Sensies :)
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>bean town
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my broons :(
How do you give up a shorty
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Why isnt my family giving me an early inheritance so I can prepare for ww3 FUCK
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thoughts?
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>>158071981
>/cric/ is bud
>/hoc/ is trb
it's never been more over...
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my broons suck :((
its going to be a long year
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>giving up two goals on the same PP
>troons
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that was cheeky as hell
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>>158072037
I squandered my inheritance like all the cool fail guys in 19th century novels
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in my powerplay there is problem
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based and rascalpilled
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>>158071708
https://youtu.be/KXHsWBKKNbI?si=cEXqXSj4QpU8AQEt
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where were you when celebrin was kill? i was at home.
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took the 60 bus out of downtown campbell ben zanotto he was on there he was waiting for me
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>>158072037
my parents refuse to discuss the topic of inheritance with me
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Let's go flyers!
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>>158071858
mr dhaliwal
gives it away in the article
>CBC said its sports programming will vary from week to week rather than revolve around a single Saturday-night property.
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how long until my broons finally rebuild and become decent?
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ottawa centaurs
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>>158072103
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>most dangerous lead
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>>158072117
>dat image
jen
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>>158072122
Nothing will get better until the Wahlberg brothers take over the franchise.
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is this boston's home opener?
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>>158071705
>>158071981
im so sorry
we didnt ask for this
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>brain fluid
>No
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>>158072154
did he die?
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>>158072156
>home opener
its called a key
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>>158072065
can't be the jew he's pretty good desu
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>>158072150
jacobs would never sell
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>>158072156
No they played the rags
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>>158072156
Thank God it isn't
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The big game is starting
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>>158072172
oh you
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>>158072172
jen
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Looking forward to intermission so I can pet my kitty
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Will Ovechkin play in his first club Dynamo Moscow or will he completely retire?
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>>158072122
I'm pretty sure the only way to get a good team now is to tank for several years real hard like Utah San Jose Anaheim and Montreal. Key being real hard, you can't come out of it early, you gotta keep the tank going several years.
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>>158072219
You can masterbate now
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>>158072222
checked
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>>158072222
latter
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just got the notification on my phone bros :(
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>>158072231
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>>158072219
doggy needs a walk
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I’m going to be watching Monday night football this evening
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>>158072222
Probably gonna be in charge of the invasion of Poland
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I am always closely monitoring /hoc/ for any slander against my Devils. You guys have been behaving very well so far. Fortunately for you.
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>>158072271
Is it a good gamr?
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>>158072231
I hope we're decent by 2032
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can't wait for thrashers-kraken
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>>158072293
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>>158072251
what happened?
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>>158072271
me too if i lose fantasy again (i probably will) im gonna get drunk and if i win this week i will get drunk
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eating cheese n crackers
YEAH
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>>158072296
No
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>>158072273
Russia can't even invade Finland
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>>158072273
He'll choke it like Stalin
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>dying of Finnish lead poisoning
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caq is shrinking...
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celebrini lower body injury
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does anyone care?
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>>158072411
they were too rough with him in the locker room
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>my Sensies in charge of 2 men advantage
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>>158072423
we dont care about teams with no milly here
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>>158072251
Hate that shit
I've got a disabled retard hitting me up for money this week
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>>158072458
true, that is why we care so much about our knighties
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>>158072440
>blew out Mack's O-ring, you say? shame
sports hernias are serious, and you should treat them seriously
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cucknadian silver medal mention on the shorks broadcast
kek
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>>158072423
Why are they running stats when there could be advertisements there? Heads will roll!
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>>158072406
Even QS is above them. Good fucking riddance
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>The Entire Redwing franchise is falling apart
>somehow still a better team than my Flyers
I am literally just watching other teams at this point. I'm going full Mammoth fan but will still go to my local Royals games
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>>158072523
then they should have different bonding activities
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>>158072558
Where are my Garry Times, Gareth, where's my ad bucks? You have money to launder and jerseys to sell, Merchant
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stayed awake for this dumpslop
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>>158072583
No one cares, you (Kansas City) faggot.
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>>158072615
you can still go to bed
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Just turned the game on, where is Celebrini?
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I found my first ever post on 4chan
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i spent 3 hours this morning talking to google AI about trades in my fantasy hockey league and all of my trade proposals got rejected within an hour of me sending them.
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>>158072615
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>>158072619
>(Kansas City)
Wrong Royals
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>>158071334
Bedard is injured you idiot
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LETS GO SAARS!
what do they mean by this?
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>>158072653
>2015

Holy newfag
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>>158072655
well, AI may not be very bright, but at least it has a sense of humor
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more like royally gay kwab
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>>158072694
he's an injured bust
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that's it im transitioning to /soc/
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>>158072663
raped
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>>158072698
Tbf i was lurking by 2014
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>>158072674
>muh Easy League

You guys are playing Trenton on Friday =)
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notice how the raped retard enters and all hockey discussion just dies?
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>not putting misa on line 1
>not putting wennberg on line 3
>not even moving smith sideways because he's literally a c
why are they like this
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>>158072653
Post your old meme
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>>158072777
checked
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Monday Knight Raw, bro's
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no milly team putting on a passing clinic
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>>158072801
What are the lines?
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>>158072801
gay coach
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>>158072843
sup bro whos finna win money in the bank
>>
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feels like the stors broadcast cam is higher this year
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>>158072843
it's always raw time
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>>158072843
Hillary Knight is there?
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>>158072777
And again on Saturday. I'm going to get the middle jersey from >>158072674
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>>158072619
Embarrassing
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>>158072843
reddit and not hockey
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>>158072843
Is Asuka back? If not, what's the point?
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>>158072849
they could actually have a legit second offensive line too, but for some reason they're committed to not running it
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orlov is booty butt cheeks
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heiskanen with the carry
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pq gobernment guys, gary must be shitting his pants
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very grim rebound control from didn't askarov
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Imagine the tkachuk seethe when the sens and flames meet in the final
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>>158072896
That's what I like about the affiliate; they play most of their schedule in a series style so they can save money on travel expenses
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>>158073088
the flames in a final is more unrealistic than the senators
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>growing up in kingstan
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Is this Sharks year or to early?
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>Pooins
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My Sensies :)
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>>158073088
They don't have a finals for the worst team in each conference
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POOINS
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>>158073088
id settle for those teams in the playoffs and the kitties missing
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bruins getting SMASHED and SLAMMED at home? classic
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>>158073133
>Property of:
Is it racist to make Nurse wear that jersey?
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>>158073088
Is this 1989? Can I buy Desert Storm trading cards down and Five-n-Dime again?
>I'm gonna stay up all night drinking Jolt Cola and reading Mad magazine
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>>158073266
nigga shut the fuck up
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>>158073266
trbrother won
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>>158073266
Imagine the merchandising revenue lost by epic fury failing
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And my Sensies are doing this without their top pairing :)
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>>158073091
also, games with the family are dirty cheap. I usually go to games with one of the kids for about $22 a ticket
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>>158073266
>Mad magazine
cool!
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Laffs will never win anything with Nylander and Tavares on their second line
Either move Willy Bystander to the top line, or trade him
Tavares needs to be on the third or fourth line on the wing if you HAVE to keep him
Trade for a decent centre
That line is literally the WORST line in the entire NHL right now, even worse than the Flames
Tavares is old and busted
Nylander is a lazy piece of garbage
McKenna is doing fine, but has two useless anchors and can't get anything going
DO SOMETHING!!
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>>158073255
No he is a bit white dont you see
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Holy fuck, this stephenson kid.
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>>158073305
>b-b-b-b-b-but >WE lost the most at D-Day!
Yawn.
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>>158073305
No, I can't stand the pain
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>>158073322
chabotbros...
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>>158073355
>stephen
reminds me of the guy that beat trb
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>>158073338
Prefer your ass leave before our Nylander
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>>158073390
>I can't stand the pain
t. trb on 04/17/22
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>>158073327
Prices always surprise me down at the rink until I remember that the rink is just an accessory to the Smurf Turf, and more players for the football team sign autographs at the rink than the hockey players
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>BQSTQN
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>>158073512
did anyone ask?
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Fucking (((refs)))
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>>158073567
Have a (You), friend
>>
Refs hate my penguins for no reason
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>>158073604
>for no reason
Being from Pittsburgh is more than enough reason.
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>>158073420
Nylander is a useless shitter who gets 100 points and is a minus every season
Useless defensively
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I could see the Yzerplan flourishing in Albuquerque
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PING
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bad luck?
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My penguins (:
>>
How do they NOT have cameras in the crossbar to look at shit like this? It's like the NFL. Every camera angle is literally AT AN ANGLE to the goal line.
>>
Never mind refs===gods
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>>158073601
don't ever fuckin (you) me again
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>>158073645
there are 3 cameras in the crossbars but gary doesnt want you to know that
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>the province of Manitoba
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>>158073512
>the Iowa Barnstormers still exist
I thought all Arena teams died when the Arena football league folded
>The Indoor Football league is a thing
damn, I am shocked
>>
>>158073645
Remember when Gary said he would put a tracker in the pucks?
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>>158073645
Video review is gay and ruins the game
Just look at soccer
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>>158073656
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>>158073621
Yeah I don't think it's a place that has very high standards for things
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>>158073656
>>158073635
>>158073679
>>158073682
>>158073701
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>158073689
I agree. That's why in 2004 it was NOT in and it's a good thing that the NHL never reviewed it
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Quebec separatists just won
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>>158073689
>soccer
Yeah, that's why Gary was at the WC this year. Takin' notes on getting a VAR for the NHL.
>>
>>158073621
It's amazing what a 10% discount on salary can do for your algorithm
>>
Lines man went down the tunnel in the pens game
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>>158073742
We knew this last week by polling and they announced during their campaign no referendum
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Fuck that FUCKING faggot that took the pens goalie the fuckin' pick right before I was going to take him.
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>sh3rks
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>>158073742
/hoque/ en FRANÇAIS s'il-vous-plaît!!
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>5 Mike
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tyler foli got robbed
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>>158073742
How long until the US invades Quebec?
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Scheduled loss by OUR San Jose Sharkies :), no reason to be upset
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bros... we need Celebrini
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>the city near Tampa Bay
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>>158073861
Was celebitchi getting his bussy blasted part of the plan?
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>>158073895
Bussi is in Carolina
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>>158073884
>we need the guy responsible for 90% of our offense
Yeah
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>>158073892
Really hate the push a guy into your goalie and get the goal waved off meme
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>getting scored on by Jamie Has Been
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>>158073910
But my hart is in Vegas
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>>158073895
All work and no play makes Mack a dull boy
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>>158073845
>two blowouts

>Two close games that COULD go to a Gary Time if we play our cards right
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Per Sheng Peng: "Celebrini participated in most of warm-ups and in line rushes.

But I did notice, he left warm-ups a little earlier than usual, didn't give out pucks like he usually would at the end.
Didn't think anything of it until now."
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>>158071705
at least we're not speaking german
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>>158073954
oh dear
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>>158073954
So glad I traded this twink faggot last year before the season started in my fantasy league that I won handedly in.
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>>158073947
>blow
much like what trb did on 04/17/22
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>>158073892
>Implying you need more then 2 goals to beat the Flyers
Just a reminder. Martone's goal this game is literally the first goal by a Forward this season
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>1 dollar hotdog night in pittsburgh
Isn't that the way it should be? It's a fucking...HOT. DOG.
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>>158073999
did anyone ask?
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>>158073999
>my god...
checked
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>>158073999
>Martone's goal this game
???
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>>158074012
They are 100% taking a loss if its a real hotdog
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>>158074038
psst. It isn't. You can get a package of 8 oscar meyers for 4 dollars. That's at the grocery store. Not even wholesale. Then people will say "oh, im saving money on the hot dog" let me buy 4 other things, they wouldn't have before, at 500% markup! What a savings!
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>>158074037
LOL, I am fucking bored watching this team I forgot it was Foerster with the "REDIRECT"
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>>158074037
It was credited to him but they swapped it. It actually went in off the Lightning d man.
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>>158074072
You may not have noticed anon is Canadian and poor.
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>>158074087
Sonofabitch! that was HIS goal! He needed that one kek
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>>158074072
>50% of sale price gone on just the meat
>still need bun , toppings , cooking equipment maintince cost , building overhead , energy costs,insurance , capital cost expenses and labour to add in .
Ya they are probably lose $2 per hotdog but retards like me spend usually $50 on drinks so they can afford it
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>>158074090
The prairies fear the Belarusian potash
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>>158073884
only switching to a functional offensive line in the second period was probably not the play either
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>>158072458
>>158072519
>>158072843
>>158072867
based
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>>158074164
What was the point of this post? Next time just say "True" or "You're right, anon. Good point."
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>sh4rks
>>
kek, all those offseason moves that every shit talked the sharks about, and losing celebitchi is the one that will bring them down this season. kek
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>>158074184
This won't happen due to transport costs from landlocked Belarus and that's a shame because I could use a Regina refugee GF
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werent we supposed to be entering a new era of linsanity, sharksbros?
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>>158074255
regina thymes with angina
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shit i fucked up
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>>158074293
Happens to the best of us
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>>158074207
You baited me into rambling about the cost of a hotdog by rambling about your meat
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I actually had no theory of mind at all for what potash could possibly be
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>anons itt unironically thought askarov was going to be the next bobrovsky
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>>158074306
trb on 04/17/22
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>>158074343
It's a mineral people mine so they can use it for fertilizer
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>>158074343
its a way for midwits to talk about chemistry and feel like they are an intellecutal
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>>158074360
nobody did
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Literally every single person I know irl has died from the vaccine
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>>158074409
too bad you dont know trb irl
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>>158074360
I just want to see him throw someone around with his axe.
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>>158074337
I knew you were a slut.
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>>158074409
F
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>>158074506
t. bud to trb on 04/17/22
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>>158074383
>POV you've asked me what NPK means
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>>158074409
Who, all three people in Nunavut?
>>
Holmberg just styling on the Flylels
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>the shitty of Philthydelphia
image unrelated
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UH OH, OTTAWA

UH OH
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The new Russian Penguins goalie looks like he is 15 years old
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>nommé Lemieux
>est actuellement Ledeuxiememieux
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>>158074598
y u body shame unc?
>>
The offense still doesn't exist without Celebrini yet Grier thought it was a good idea to sign Warsofsky. It's obviously a coaching issue with the amount of offensive weapons the team supposedly has.
>>
Crosby please I don't want OT
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>>158074598
I doubt his balls have dropped
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>most dangerous draw in Pittsburgh
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>p1ngs
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>>158074637
Nobody does. Least of all Sid the Yid.
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>the city of plattsburg
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>Gary Time is coming
Clap your hands, everybody !!
>And everybody, clap your hands !!
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i liked when /hoc/ didn't have an unfunny 48 year old nigger spamming
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>>158074615
Warsofsky needs to get PISSED. he needs to get ANGRYYY
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>>158074713
they used to have a qmjhl team
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>>158074637
This isn't what I ment
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>>158074760
le Pioneers
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>>158074733
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My penguins ):
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Scaaaar
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>scorefull draw in Pittsburgh
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>>158074794
heard around the rink that the q is looking to expand into the states. maine and upstate new york.
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Goaltending is really falling apart in Pittsburgh
>>
raped faggot still posting
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>the city of Pennsylvania
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>>158074880
Lewiston, new Maniacs team
I would prefer Burlington, VT over upstate NY, but Que Sera, Sera, as they say
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>joins air force
>becomes delivery boy
KWAB
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>>158074886
yes we see that you are
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>>158074946
What have you ever done with your life, pissant?
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>>158074958
we know who the raped fag is
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>>158074409
A friend of a friend went home against medical advice after seeing the doctor and died from the lettuce diarrhea parasite
>>
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intern, marketing said stop using the r* word in public comms
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Imagine spending money on lettuce
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>>158074965
why xhe buble
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>>158074965
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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>>158074974
mildcuck down
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>>158074999
d...do you grow it yourself?
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>>158074999
checked
>>
>PQ minority government
Gary continues to fuck Quebec over
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>>158075084
Good
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>>158075084
non-quebeckie here
whats the result?
>>
united states delivery force
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>>158075120
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>>158075157
tabernac!
>>
Sometimes I feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again.
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>Kark
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>>158075033
Based
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>>158075127
Does canada not have delivery?
>>
kitties got blown out by the stars by proxy
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>>158075157
>minority
Doubt it will last in this environment
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>>158075215
You just want to get stuffed full of food and taken home by a stranger
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>>158075238
I hate minorities.
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>>158075215
watch the movie american beauty, it's about a floating plastic bag
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pooins going for the moral victory
pathetic lol
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>>158074914
Lewiston and Burlington would both be good locations. Northeast New England needs more hockey
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>>158075261
>Burlington
what about the catamounts?
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>>158075252
“In time, we hate that which we often fear.”
>t. Shakespeare
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>>158075252
/hoc/ is for everyone
>>
Can >we move on from Askarov already
>>
>troons BTFO
>start chimping out
A tale as old as time.
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>>158075280
What about Our Kiitiemounts, lad?
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>>158075261
nice
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>>158075297
It was better with marchand
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>>158075280
Catamounts have sucked for a long time even though I love them
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>>158075289
You say that like it is a bad thing. If you aren't afraid of minorities, you haven't been paying attention.
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>>158075293
They should call hellebuyck right after this game
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>>158075305
they might have some say. in the earlier 2000s, the montreal rocket were going to move to fredericton but unb owned the rink and would let the rocket use it so they moved to p.e.i
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>>158075315
I miss my rat so much
>>
>the sack cocks of the city of coxsackie
>>
Thinking about getting a double qpounder and a oreo Marc Andre
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sharks do all that trading just to suck and celebrini to get hurt kek
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the leafs suck
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>>158075382
McDonald’s monopoly is back tomorrow
>>
no monday night garytime?
>>
My penguins ):
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>>158075394
>>
>>
Well, at least I can sleep well tonight knowing the pongs lost.
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imagine spending all offseason making shitty yaoi of macklin and will smith only for macklin to miss the entire season
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>>158075398
The nhl only features one sided blowouts these days
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>>158075420
Unlock it bud
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>>158075353
well, I'm just glad someone is talking about getting the Q international again
bout damn time
Q and O ought to expand; so should Whiskey League
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>>158075421
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>>158075428
Consider IT locked.
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Sharksbros….
>>
My jets NEED to figure out how to score on an empty net
Three times in a row they have failed to do so and it came back to bite them once already
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rantecuck'd them
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>Gary had somewhere else to be
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I'm hearing the Leafs are in negotiations with Patrik Laine
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>>158075522
oh no not Patrik Laine, not him!
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>>158075510
/hoc/ would be much better if you had somewhere else to be
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>>158074637
He listened
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>>158075510
He wasn’t looking so hot in Raleigh
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>>158075550
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>What have you ever done with your life, pissant?
>>
Might make candied bacon tomorrow
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>>158075603
Yum
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>>158075342
I like Askarov. But this is a BASED idea
>>
so literally no late game tonight wtf
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>>158075603
a very american post
>>158075610
a very american reply
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>>158075624
At least we have real bacon here
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some real shitters tomorrow
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>>158075624
>trb replying to himself on vpn again
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>>158075590
I sound like this and say this
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>>158075653
broship in action
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>>158075621
Gary considers Dallas a late night game
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>>158075396
thought that got cancelled like hampage kek
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>>158075621
Thats right hockey is OVER for the night
>>
>oilers play 2 games in 9 days

Getting sick of your shit Gary
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>>158075612
>we'll give you askarov and dellandrea in exchange for hellebuyck, and you can also have some tickets for a cellar door tour in napa when you visit
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>>158075472
:(
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>>158075653
EASTERN CONFERENCE REMATCH
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>>158075692
that is weird desu
>>
>absolutely dominated fantasy /hoc/ week 1
i've got this in the bag lmao
>>
with finns you
>>
>>158075653
fuckin season opener, the game will be delayed 50 minutes
>>
>>158075756
benis :D
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>>158075756
WIN :DDD
>>
>>158075756
wings
>>
>>158075741
What were your picks?
>>
general reminder gary reads your antisemitic posts
>>
>>158075756
will nikkläs antillä win the US disc golf championship this weekend?
>>
>>158075801
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
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>>158075803
I’m honored to know that Gary has read my finest creations
>>
Huomenta but the opposite
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>>158075777
Finns can fly?
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>>158075889
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>>158075913
new
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>just moved to the west coast
>games start before i leave work
>games end early
>gary has no late games

save me
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>>158070547
Strong knees
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>>158075808
Its the gayest activity out there
>>
just took a REAL good poop
>>
>>158070723
He's black. It's in his DNA.



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