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my starsies :)
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Is this the thread?
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/playoffsbound/
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Dallas is a 3rd period team. Always has been.
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My penguins won’t be 84-0 ):
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reposting

>just moved to the west coast
>games start before i leave work
>games end early
>gary has no late games
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>>158075913
Champions Hockey League tomorrow
>early as fucking balls on a Tuesday
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>>158075913
>previous
>>44966178
you ficked up OP
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>>158075943
Our Debbie’s (:
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>>158075913
the most infamous /hoc/ OP pic
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>>158075955
Raped faggot
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>>158075913
OP is a faggot
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ovi will go crazy having nothing to do all day except see his family
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Inserted a Samsung BN59-01315A in myself last night out of boredom and my brandon bussi hasn't felt right since
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>>158075980
phenomenal post
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>>158075952
Women teams get TWO CAPTAINS?
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should i go replay the ssharks game to see how shit nurse and trouba are
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>>158075958
So did you
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Stars have a shuttie. Does YOUR team have a shuttie?
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>158076037
Just Like My Bislanders
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>>158075984
Thread is a drag
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>>158076007
It’s not a real league
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Orlov is terrible why would anyone take him. sharks defense is horrendous
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>>158076037
lol no
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>>158076121
thank you for 32 teams gary
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>>158076033
Yep. My team shut out the stars in dallas' home opener
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>>158076163
Fucking GOTTEM
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huomenta
>laffs
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>>158076294
>åland
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>>158076037
fuck "respect"
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>>158076324
sad teams tbqh
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>>158076324
Does Gary sell futures contracts for 2009 sharks tickets ?
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lou's naps saved my islanders from signing shitty free agents
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>>158076510
Lou Lamoriello could've saved Gaudreau from dying
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Breaking news. Celebrini is injured
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>celebrini and bedard dead
ummm zoomiesissies our response?
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>>158076324
>Flyers $99-255
Who in the fuck do they think they are?
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>>158076573
He probably just had the shits
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>>158076607
>nevar forgit
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just got home bro's finna throw on raw is war
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>not a single fight after Hagel cheapshotted Martone
#weakhockeyteam
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>>158076597
Bedard purposefully held himself from playing out of respect for Celebrini, giving Mack a headstart on scoring so he would always be behind him but being a such a good sport Celebrini faked an injury so they'd be on a level playing field.
What a class act!
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"i hope your young superstar forward is coached by Rick Tocchet"
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>>158076751
lol wow even Trouba went and fought one of the Tkachuks after he roughed up Celebini in their first game. Trouba didn't do well in the fight. But he still tried for his teammate.
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>>158076783
bro needs to go back to tnt and give up coaching for good kwab
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>>158076842
Bissonette is probably shilling for him hard anyways to stay in philly
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we don't say anyways here
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>>158076851
ANWAYSSSSSSS
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>>158076783
That's just a recipe for disaster. Not shooting means you don't get into the danger areas and that is never be good in the long run.
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>>158076871
No you mean playing trap hockey isn't good?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__W9SQ1srD8
Welcome back!
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>>158076873
It can work for a season but not more than that.
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>>158076889
Shannon looks pissed
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>>158076905
Well yes, his pooins got trashed by >snes
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knights play tomorrow
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>>158076889
>Every game tonight was 5 goals
Omg he's right...
What did Bettman mean by this?!
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>>158076923
Didn’t ask
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>>158076973
no milly
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Will Smith is a little bitch. Nothing without his boyfriend
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>>158076923
And without golden torts to protect them
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>WE DON'T NEED YOU
>CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*
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slopdown? cancelled
the magazine? gay
vince? still
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It would take a player 23.8 years to play 2000 games
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Good morning
Go flames
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>>158077049
Retard
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>go flames
yeah go away
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>>158077067
This
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>larping lames canadian is already back
oh great didn't your character pretend to go to sleep afew hours ago?
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reminder Dim Thomas has cte
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>>158076990
Celebrini will be back soon. He just hurt his bussy he'll be back next game.
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FLYERS FUCKING SUCK
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For me it's Body Armour; the official sports drink of the National Hockey League.
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Rod Body Armour
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>AAHHHHAHAAYAAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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391,502 total goals scored in nhl history
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>>158077195
It was in
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>>158077195
0 by McKenna
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Gary should go back to allowing 3 assists per goal.
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blow my shit smoove off
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on some faggot bullshit call em dennis rodman
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>>158077260
Retard
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>>158077282
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>>158077103
Yah I just woke up, I don't remember what I dreamt about but I assume it was about the flames ruling again
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>>158077260
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>>158077300
>bjork
for me it's homogenic
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>>158077260
NHL drafts are never clear cut winners what the fuck is this reddit malarkey.
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Ottawa is legit this year
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>>158077333
Legit shit
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>>158077339
Just like my Islanders
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>>158077344
isles play the rangers
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>>158077260
yeah well the flyers drafted this guy
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>>158077381
tocchet can tocc the tocc but he can't wocc the wocc it seems
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The Flyers will never be good again
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>>158077400
john tortellini will save them
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>>158077404
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>>158077405
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>>158077409
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>>158077404
Haha fuck /pol/ faggots for trying to make everything political. We're just trying to play hockey here
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>>158077420
kek meanwhile pierre is all girly
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>>158077428
unlike the magazine
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>>158077420
knights won that game STOP THE COUNT
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>>158077404
>>158077409
>>158077415
They are correct.
>>158077417
>but I just want to play hockey (chooses a picture of me and Putin, a war criminal, as my social media photo), why do you have to make it political (appears in a political ad with Putin, a war criminal)?
Fuck off.
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>>158077428
Pierre was always scared
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>>158077440
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>>158077440
you're a libtard now?
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>>158077450
No. Not liking Putin is not the same as being a libtard.
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>>158077434
true that one was bodybuilding focused
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>>158077463
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>>158077404
Bud has Rooney tier genes
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habs canes followed by an early bedtime, looks like
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Why are swedes such massive faggots?
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>>158077506
why do you say that?
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>>158077506
they aren't really that big its just mercader projection
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>>158077506
What are you, some kind of Russian heritiage jewmutt or something?
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gare dont care
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>>158077565
ref just casually heiling
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Who should coach the hawks after Blash finally gets fired?
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>>158077584
>chicago
unironically Ditka
or that autistic coach the Dolphins fired I bet he could solve hockey in 3 months
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>>158077584
Torts so he can whip Bedard's bussy into shape
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There is an NHL team in Detroit. But more importantly there is a new bridge
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>>158077602
if chicago rebuilds they are trading bedard to dogfart for picks and cash
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>>158077621
You're right but I think they are going to see if the Kane + Bedard train will propel the team to heights not seen since Kane was last on the team
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>>158077584
Me.
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Laine?
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>>158077656
kinda weirded out that he isn't signed by anybody yet. he's not still injured, is he?
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>>158077656
Aye.
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Had a dream that I got drunk, embarrassed myself and that I woke up in underpants full of shit in the center of a city and everyone was laughing at me
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>>158077784
did you also have a collection of gay "body building" magazines in your dream
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>>158077784
i get dreams similar to that every now and then. i think they are dreams that happen when we are under a lot of stress
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Jesus that Sharks look absolutely pathetic without Celebrini
I feel bad for Askarov when he has to deal with such terrible defense
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>>158077841
i think the sharks had something like a 15% win rate without celebrini last season
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>>158077784
Wasn’t a dream
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>>158077506
because USA posters are fag enablers <3
i love my american bf :D
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it's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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>>158077047
they're called marners
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>>158078071
we don't call those that here now
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and yet
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and yet 1993 2014 51
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>>158078100
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>>158078104
she ded rip
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>>158078071
We still call those that, bitch.
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Pre heating the bathroom to prepare for my morning marner
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Canada is, and always will be, better than the USA at hockey. Americans have no hockey heroes who can hold a candle to Gretzky, Crosby, Lemieux, or Bobby Orr. More Canadians win the Stanley Cup than Americans every single year. Canadian players win more trophies than Americans.

Americans cope by saying that the teams on their side of the border win more than those on ours, but they forget that the ones who win the Cup, for said "American" teams, are more often than not Canadians. Take for instance the last Cup win, the MVP was Staal, Canadian, the top scoring player was Mitch Marner, also Canadian. Now, you'll cope with your replies, so go ahead and do so now.
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>1993
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>>158078130
A Canadian franchise has never won the Kanada Malja.
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>>158078150
Wtf just checked and it's true
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>>158078141
shut the fuck up nato speedbump
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>>158078071
True
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>>158078170
>nato speedbump
Hey Rajeesh, I think you got the wrong thread, /cric/'s two pages down.
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>>158078193
sure thing mr. speedbump
can't wait for you to be glassed
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don't worry mr. bear, they're just faggots
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i am becoming invested in the elias pettersson situation
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>>158078271
he's back baby
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Sabres and Wild play each other tonight
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>>158078081
we most certainly do
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>>158078284
eat rock candy
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>rags
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>>158078276
7pm is a little early to go to bed
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>>158078276
Buffalo will bury them
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>>158078275
but at what cost?
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>>158076037
I was alive when they won all those Stanley Cups and ruled the NHL
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Haven't been into >rags posting since the shiterkin goal
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>>158078130

>friendly reminder
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>>158078565
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Will McKenna record a point tonight?
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>>158075943
How can you go to the playoffs if you’ve sold off your team?
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>>158076634
Hmm I wonder what the difference between these places was??? Oh well, time to consume more hiphop music ;)
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>>158077404
>Dr. Brian Gol-
Is it Goldberg, Goldstein, or Goldbaum?
The internet has absolutely decimated jewry
>and that’s a good thing!
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>>158078623
not hockey related
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Thank you gary
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>>158078645
shitty chart
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>>158078645
Barys Astana are leading their KHL division
Great success!
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It's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDoj549pzVY
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it's down
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>>158075955
Chel???
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Happy taco Tuesday
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>>158078674
fake news
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>>158078724
I want a beef taco
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>>158078593
IDK but his mom is a predator
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[Good news]
The Toronto Maple Leafs have reassigned Gavin McKenna to the WHL Medicine Hat Tigers.
#nhltransactions
#updown
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privately I've been calling him gavin yakupov hehe
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If >your team is greyed out, you need to leave /hoc/ immediately.
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Good morning /hoc/
*kisses you*
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Projected (i) NHL 84 0 0 0 0 -84
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i think the blackhawks or jets will claim zary
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>>158077404
>leftists and fag scandinavians cant stop seething about russia
we could have been friends with them but your masters decided we still need a boogeyman thats anyone but china, and you zoomerboomers keep taking the bait
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>>158079018
no one is paying zary $4m
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Actually some good games tonight. Not bad Gary.
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trbrother won
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hoc more like gay semen slurpers LOL LMAO
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*whiny bitch voice*
hoc more like gay semen slurpers LOL LMAO
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>>158079042
Just like the dork with the bucket hat
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>>158079052
sent that cric freak flyin'
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triggered another one lads LOL LMAO
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trb lost
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>>158079083
just like our red wings ;_;
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I'm a Gary semen slurper
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>>158079100
Correct.
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>>158079093
those would be our ded last wongs
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>>158078975
Good morning fren
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>>158079100
Nothing wrong with that fren
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>>158079100
glad im not the only one
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trb got really mad yesterday when it was pointed out he joined the air force just to deliver food
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Sabies vs Wildsies
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niggers vs kikes
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>Demidov out for 2 to 4 weeks
Tabarnak...
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>>158079031
The flames are currently
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Even Reddit is done with cucknada and Jeets

Seriously this actually probably the most unbelievably sporting news ever
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Brady Tkachuk is so washed
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/pol/chuds OUT
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>>158079219
The US will be a cricket superpower in 5 years
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>>158079222
Yeah
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>>158079222
>>158079230
No refunds
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>>158079222
We tried telling you retards who thought losing Brady would sink >us he's an overrated floater
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I hate the new website layout
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>>158079242
I famously said the sens and sabres would take a step back, currently TERRIFIED at the potential for eating crow followed by a heaping scoop of humble pie
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>>158079262
thank you gary's intern
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>>158079242
Sens might be better without him
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>>158079222
They are podcasters not hockey players
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>>158079219
This is Gary's fault BTW
If the broadcast rights weren't expensive or exclusive everyone in north america could watch hockey on public TV
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demidov out for 2 (two) weeks. lower-body.
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>>158079219
magine grapes showing up on coach's corner wearing a turban kek
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>>158079308
Those brothers are boring
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>>158079287
every canadian team is better without am*ricans
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So will Wings fans boo Larkin every time he touches the puck tonight? What about if he scores a goal?
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heyyyyyy
hey gavin
ooh
ahh
i wanna knooooooow
why you're such a bust
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>>158079408
>wings player
>scoring
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>>158079376
and every c*nadian player wants to be a mercenary for the US so they dont get assraped by taxes and jeets in trucks kwab
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>>158079219
I feel bad for Canadian frens :(
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>>158079454
I hate pakis so fucking much. Jews and Palestinians should team up to exterminate all subcontinentals
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>>158079376
Leafs would be even more fraudulent
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>>158079454
you get assraped by taxes if you play in jew york or commiefornia
you arent being very accurate retard
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i hope he's okay
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>>158079510
rectal tear according to tsn
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>>158079533
I thought he moved out of jumbo joes place
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>>158079222
anon he played 3 games
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>>158079287
it has been a whopping three games you retard. i didnt know teams win the cup in october because anon mcretard said so
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>>158079568
>>158079581
Seething
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>>158079568
he on pace for 0 goals, 0 points and -28
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>>158079408
Why is Larkin even playing?
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>>158079568
>>158079581
you guys are talking about mckenna, right?
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>>158079592
"on pace"

he isn't going to score 0 the entire season you moron
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>>158079592
Is he having fun? My coach told us to not worry about the stats as long as we're having fun
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>>158079599
he's a game-time decision
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Good afternoon flames fans
:)
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>>158079602
Source?
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>>158079605
I forgot he had an “injury” I thought he was just holding out.
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Local new orleans pizza went out of business :(
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>>158079635
They fell off hard
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>>158079635
What is New Orleans pizza? Does it have seafood?
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>>158079635
Good thing you don’t live there then.
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>>158079549
Apparently will smith is hung
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>>158079606
whats so good about it
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Done 3 work chaykas since 8:00
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There's another guy in my town who wears the exact same outfit every single day. I randomly see him around once a week. Bud always wears a flames shirt under a rangers sweater, and wears a rangers hat too. Buds a big hockey fan, pretty based, a rare breed here.
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Who's going to tell him
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>>158079691
One day closer to our flames bringing the cup home :)
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>>158079704
might be theo fleury
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>>158079691
me on the left on my phone checking /hoc/ for updates from other games and good memes
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Pho is just chicken noodle soup right?
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>>158079699
Were you drinking last night?
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>>158079750
Retard
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Crazy how Theo doesnt have his jersey retired by the flames yet fat retards like elliote friedman are crying about how mcannis and newendyke dont have theirs up. Fuck your spelling i dont give a shit red lines
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>>158079750
It's pronounced fo not fa
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>>158079771
cope Theo is a country star now
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>>158079773
thanks, this saved me considerable embarrassment when reading the thread to my wife
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>Wings tickets selling for less than 10 bucks a piece
Talk about grim.
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>>158079755
just a little
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>>158079793
unfortunately still out of reach for trb on his limited income
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>>158079771
Because he’s a chud
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its pronounced tomato not tomato
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>>158079821
that's a lie
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>>158079793
but how can that be??!?!
their barn isnt even 10 years old
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>>158079821
it truly is a doggy dog world out there
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>>158079821
Yeah?
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>>158079890
Nope. This was debunked.
>>
tomato tomato potato potato
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It's pronounced Halloween not Halloween
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im gonna say it
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It's pronounced Helloween
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>>158079918
I lost the game
FUCK
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two snakes who left to chase bags
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>>158079946
they are not the same
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#rapericktocchet
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>>158079946
two uncs that need to hang up the skates and make roster space for young talent
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Who is trb?
>>
>>158079958
Flames don't suck that bad, false alarm
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>>158079958
>expect a goal
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>>158079967
My xGF (expected girlfriend) is high on account of my mom calling me handsome so I expect one to show up at my door any day now.
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>>158079958
hebrew nonsense
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>>158079505
okay now what about the other states? I live in NY state, not city, and even our communist government doesnt tax us as much as your communist government desu
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>>158079958
>hockeystatsdotcom
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www.stanleycupchamps2027.com
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>>158079505
>NOOOOOOOOOO MY TAKE HOME PAY IS ONLY 7.6 MILLION NOW INSTEAD OF 8.3 MILLION HOW WILL I SURIVIVE!
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Who is Dylan?
>>
>>158079793
That's because wings fans are boycotting rather than buying tickets to throw jerseys on the ice to then buy more jerseys later.
Sell the team, Chris.
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>>158079998
yes fuck taxes.
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>>158079989
>even our communist government doesnt tax us as much as your communist government desu
source?
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>>158079959
>young "talent"
kek zoomers are soft and trash, the leagues gonna die when the last milennial chad retires
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>>158079985
if you play good, expected number goes up. if you play bad, expected number goes down. seems very simple to understand.
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>>158080013
This is a zoomer league now unc.
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>>158079965
it's what they call me every time I mention my wings, based off some /hoc/ boogeyman that may or may not exist
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>>158080016
what constitutes as "good" play
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>>158080021
that would be your ded last wongs
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>>158080008
I dont have to prove shit
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just saw some really good takes from @JFresh, bros
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>>158080032
cause youre full of shit
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>>158080031
I'd mention Gavin McKenna but then youd pretend to not be a laffs fan
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>>158080039
and you're dumb
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>>158080023
respecting women
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>>158080040
you could mention it and i could deny it
but the fact of the matter is the ded wongs would still be ded last
lmao
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>>158080052
What do the red wings have to do with McKenna
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Tonight...
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>>158080045
nou
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Hardcore Pawn is on of you're wondering what life in Detroit is like
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>>158080058
who knows some retard brought him up
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>>158079989
Retard
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>>158080071
For me it's Storage Wars
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Americans get taxed even if they leave
KWAB
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>>158080017
Soon there’ll be TikTok cellies
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>>158080052
that means we finally get a good pick in the draft, based
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>>158080093
germans get raped by Attaturk Mahmoot if they even say a german phrase
>>
Hey these French schools are in terrible condition. I know let's burn them down
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It's crazy how many players, teams and fans there are in Germany yet they're still shit
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germany is a fake country and a subject of the great satan, I say bring back the HRE after nuking what's left of prussia thoroughly
(what's left after poland stole it kek)
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>>158080108
excellent cope
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why does the entire city of toronto collectively become irritable when Tim Stutzle plays?
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>>158080071
life in Detroit is like this:

>be a millennial, probably have arm sleeve tattoos/piercings and a yuppie ultraliberal girlfriend who you call your partner
>Wear Carhartt work clothes but you work at a startup or in a restaurant as a line cook or bartender and flip abandoned houses on the side
>Dads money
>Brag about how Detroit is on the come-up and has tons of things to do but still won't frequent "those" neighborhoods unless they gentrified them
>Get upset homeless people are shitting in their newly renovated green space parks
>Watch their teams get BTFO every week
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Is it ok if I laugh at the Flames?
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>>158080169
For me, it's Dangle screeching that Marchenko's stick never hit him even though it actually did and conveniently ignoring OEL's blatant theatrics to draw a call a few minutes later
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>>158080186
yea, youre welcome to join me
lol
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our boi is injured bros
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>>158080207
haha
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>>158080110
What's with Americans and interracial boom boom
>>
>>158080179
I'd put up with all that for a gf
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>>158080150
thank you, it must be really upsetting that you dont get to farm seethe from me :)
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Vote for Gary
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>>158080236
Dude blacked is so hot it's my favorite coom site
Go flyers!!!
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>>158080264
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>>158080268
Adolf Hitler had no children. His remaining blood relatives changed their last names or made agreements not to have children to let the direct family line die out.
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>>158080269
What about Jim Hitler
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>>158080256
your cope is far more delicious
>>
Prospect Overview
• Name: Landon DuPont
• Position: Defenseman
• Hometown: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Flamesbros...
He's perfect
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this fumes VPN isnt working
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>>158080269
>"Hit", to punch, translates to "Schlag"
>Remove the G (as in Gary) and replace it with an F (as in AdolF)
>Schlaf means to sleep
>Bett translates to Bed
>Bettman
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>>158079821
you say tomato, I say tomato
you say potato, I say potato
tomato tomato
potato potato
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>>158080295
he gave it away posting something from ticketmaster in CAD
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...why did Mason Marchment get that extension again
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>>158080314
Ticketmaster DE shows flames prices in CAD. Sorry that you can't believe German flameschads exist.
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>>158080208
ha ha time for more dellandrea as the 1C!
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>>158080338
it's true it does the same for me
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>>158080338
why would i believe you when you offer no evidence
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>>158080122
>>158080110
>
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>>158080179
Thanks for the explanation
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>>158080283
that's nice
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>>158080179
>be a millennial
grown very tired of "m-m-my generation!" talk
>>
Mormons mog Gary
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I'm just a regular guy on a budget working 2 jobs
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>>158080374
keep that cope flowing
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>>158080423
Isn't working two jobs some meme from American movies? It's not even physically possible
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>>158080436
Yeah maybe if they're both part time
>>
Who are the good guys?
>>
>>158080498
my islanders
>>
>>158080380
This
The only defining difference for any generation after millenial is what TV shows you watched growing up
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>>158080542
What tv shows did you watch growing up?
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>>158080542
No, there are differences in tech use and knowledge which have become the defining traits of generations
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>>158080552
Pingu
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>>158080542
millennials are all theater fags
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Do you consider potato a vegetable when you say "I need to eat more vegetables"
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>>158080542
>zoomers
>watching tv shows
vibe check this unc
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*checks you into the boards*
*360s and skates away*
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>>158080600
This is the best take you've ever had
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>>158080623
Potatoes are a starch
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laffbros...he won't be out for the season...
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*bangs on the glass*
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>>158080651
I know. Millennials wont be holding any sort of power because ur all gay and it’s going to skip a generation.
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>>158080705
i’ve seen this episode. he’ll rehab for 8 weeks and then get the surgery and miss the whole season
>>
zoomers get perms like ladies and they have no taints
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>>158080705
Just enough to ruin my fantasy team
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>>158080423
I’m sorry fren. Stay strong
>>
Gary just closed the 5 nations cup due to Russian AIDS
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>>158080716
I'm not a millennial
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>>158080797
Wish Gary could end the strategic bombing
>>
Why is /hoc/ still around? Didn't /cric/ absorb you lot?
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>>158080890
Retard
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>>158080890
Only the Canadians. Gary still smells profit in the Sunbelt.
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>you lot
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>>158080945
>Sending a Canadian out
Benoit is full /cric/ now.
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>>158080797
Source?
>>
oh shit Varlamov is back tonight
>>
Have any Russian /hoc/ posters commented on the situation?
>>
ce soir
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>>158080705
He's never going to be the same its over
>>
>>158080818
Matthews is a month older than me and could pass for my uncle
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>>158081038
my islanders finally have their starter back!
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>>158081062
Ya because you've never had to captain the leafs a single day in your life
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>>158080600
>>158080651
>>158080716
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>>158080890
/hoc/ is a cockroach. Not even the World Cup could kill us
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>>158081038
>>158081065
Well shit, I was undecided which game I was gonna watch tonight, but looks like I'm gonna be rooting for >my islanders tonight.
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zoomers can fuck off to the 'cord
>>
I Goon 4 Gary
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>>158080758
Zoomers are afraid of nudity. They refuse to have group showers
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>>158081176
i’m a millennial but i have stringy blue hair. can i join the ‘cord too?
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Why do millennials suffer from blindness ?
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>>158081038
How is he still playing
>>
>>158081247
titanium hips
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>>158081054
my only concern is he tries to fight deslauriers
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>>158081176
The /hoc/ discord has a fantasy league
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I’m a gaymer which gayme should I watch tonight?
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>>158081413
I don't want to hear about the 'cord and their disgusting fantasies
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>>158080542
that and the porn stars we fapped too
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>>158081265
Knees. Double partial knee replacements
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>>158081413
trannies live a life of fantasy anon
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'cord is anti flames, that's why I frequent here instead
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>>158081349
i'd love to see arber fight deslauriers tonight
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>>158081565
George Floyd was a Flames fan
>>
Who will Tyrel Bauer beat the shit out of tonight?
>>
>>158081543
Excellent post
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>>158081492
/hoc/ will be dual-watching Wild-Sabres and Islanders-Rangers.
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>>158081579
> CBC has officially ended its agreement to air NHL games under the brand, instead partnering with the Professional Women's Hockey League (PWHL) to broadcast elite women's hockey
>elite
>women’s
>hockey
The drop in revenue will be staggering
>>
>>158081492
Kraken is the gayest team playing tonight
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>>158081674
Cbc tax payer funded. They don't care
>>
>>158081702
What happens when theirs no more white people to pay taxes?
>>
Is Hellebuyck still alive?
>>
>>158081579
Don't cricket games last 4 days or something? Fucken stupid
>>
>>158081714
Probably raid pension and EI funds.
>>
>>158081702
How the hell did they even afford to air NHL games? We get the world juniors on our public TV and that's it
>>
>laffs
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>>158081579
its all because of taxes as well which is ironic. fucking canadians are just sending their entire nation into suicide over jeets
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>>158081579
I blame Rogers as soon as they scooped up the rights 2014, this shit was inevitable.
At least when Bell got the NFL rights they broadcast all big 1/4pm games and all primetime games over the air
2 American sports are more accessible to the average Canadian than our single national sport. Make it make sense
>>
>>158081791
CBC airs adds unlike most public broadcasters so they can afford most sports events but no broadcasters can afford to outbid people like Disney, rogers and Amazon so there's no NHL hockey on any TV networks in NA anymore
>>
>>158081579
Shifting demographics. Please understand.
>>
CBC more like CBC deez nuts
>>
Reason why USA is so fucked is because they don't have a cbc
>>
Cock Black Cock
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>>158081931
the only reason why we have a cbc is because the usa is so fucked
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>>158081944
My wife loves that channel
Go Kraken btw!
>>
>>158081931
We have PBS dummy
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>>158081413
>d*scord
no wonder this place has gone down the toilet
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Why are there land acknowledgments before games in Canada?
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>>158081579
>replaced
>>
why are frogposters retarded?
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https://www.nhl.com/news/pk-subban-to-star-in-new-animated-series-screech-owls?utm_source=xdotcom&utm_medium=nhl_social&utm_campaign=pr
We /co/ now.
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>>158082064
>why are retards retarded
a bit redundant, no?
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>>158082076
Marchand and Crosby were already /co/
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>>158082076
this shit stinks of DEI crap
>>
can't beleaf mckenna already busted kek!
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>>158081949
>usa has had the last 33 cups
>USA has men’s Olympic gold
>USA has women’s Olympic gold
>best Canadian players don’t want to play in Canada
>USA is fucked
Sure
>>
Update: The NHL's "Hot for Hockey" campaign is fully over; the first seven epsiodes have been pulled from Spotify and no additional ones will be produced

The league had initially told SBJ there'd be installments "throughout the season"
>>
>>158082190
>best Canadian players don’t want to play in Canada
source?
>>
>>158082047
Because we feel the need to conquer the natives in the moral realm as well
>>
Ever noticed how Finns only come in groups or packs? Like right now there's not a single one here but soon enough there'll be 3-4 at the same time
>>
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i don't mind jonas but o'dog should bully him a bit more
>>
why was slopdown cancelled?
>>
>>158082246
odog too busy bullying a ham sandwich
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>>158082226
yes, actually
>>
Ted Leonsis has been named the recipient of the 2026 Lester Patrick Trophy for outstanding service to hockey in the United States.
>>
How long before Mckenna enters the player assistance program?
>>
>>158082247
It wasn’t
Retard
>>
>>158082295
not a moment before brady or dylan
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>>158082298
it was cancelled by based lachlan
>>
So when are Sharks other than Celebrini and Askarov gonna step up their game?
>>
>Brady Tkachuk forces his way out of Ottawa
>Sens are top of the Atlantic
>Connor Hellebuyck asks out of Winnipeg
>Jets are top of the Central
Nooticing.
>>
>>158082344
thank you gary
>>
>>158082190
I'm not talking about hockey, moron
>>
>>158082344
surely that'll last
>>
>>158082344
>hughes forces his way out of vancouver
>canucks dead last in the west
>larkin forces his way put of detroit
>red wings dead last in the east
Not noticing enough apparently.
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>>158082385
>hughes forces his way out of vancouver
source?
>>
>>158082344
Noticed you're gay
>>
>>158082368
You rarely do so no big surprise there
>>
Love how the league is just going to get European football disparity if all the best players jump ship
>>
>>158082226
They all leave the sauna at the same time
>>
laissez les bons temps rouler
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>>158082466
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>>158082368
>german calling any other country fucked
lol. Lmao. Jen, even
>>
>>158082344
They discussed these moves in the group chat
>>
>>158082466
>Good players leaving shit teams BAD
>>
Also I know viewers are delusional but how do players not realize they are glorified ice monkeys there to provide entertainment. Bitching about muh trades is not a way to entertain people
>>
>>158082499
It is very bad for the league. Look at what’s happened in the nba
>>
>>158082499
>Good players
>>
>>158082509
Actual parity for the first time in 70 years?
>>
>>158082504
The hell do you think kept us entertained during the off season?
>>
>>158082516
>the nba has parity
>>
>>158082512
Yes actual good players. We obviously aren't talking about Gavin McKenna here.
>>
>>158082520
Cricket
>>
>>158082534
really? cause brady has the same number of points of gavin
>>
I think it would be cool if my NHL HEROES changed teams every year like the nba
>>
>>158082546
>>158082546
>>158082546
New
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>>158082535
Isn't that your new national sport?



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