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FLAMES
SUCK BIGLY
Cricket
0 goals0 assists0 pointsSTAR OF THE GAMETHATS DUCKS HOCKEY BABYYY
>>158082562>expect a goal
>>158082562I expect goals 100% of the time
>>158082564if canadians are so obsessed with their new sport why don't they leave our /hoc/ alone?
i expect my team to have a 100% goal%
I can score some goals
Flames and Islanders
Cricket Night in Canadistan
>>158082562>Canucks at #29What in the fuck.. they already scored atleast 13 goals against the Oilers. Who made this bullshit?
>>158082578Who else would Americans obsessively seethe over
>>158082578Take a joke muchacho
>>158082584americans dont love hockey enough to dedicate a night to it
>>158082564
>>158082600I wish we did :(
>>158082558RULE
>>158082600Oh right.. I almost forgot about Football and Baseball. Whats your guys other sports?
Analytics are even more gay and retarded than the average /hoc/ poster
>>158082605this headline is a mess
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
>>158082610neither of sports have an official night on a government run media company
>>158082620Why have you forsaken Don Cherry and all that he did for you?
>>158082614How
American football is a sport for idiots
>>158082618where I am oddly enough
>>158082591It’s expected goals. If the goalie sucks you’ll score more goals than expected
>>158082638That's why they love it so much
>>158082628idgaf about an old man
Had a nightmare I was a rookie on the Chicago Blackhawks and coach told me to "hit the showers after these drills".
>>158082630there are many saturday's that the cbc didnt broadcast nhl hockey before the contract ended
>HEY... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? DID YOU JUST SCORE A GOAL? ON OUR GOAL? YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>158082567What does the N stand for?
>>158082638
>>158082662Noah
>>158082647Wow.. Fuck you. Obviously not a true hockey fan.
>>158082670What is he gonna build me a fucking ark or something? Stop messing around you dipshit
The Calder race is looking tense
>>158082681Take it up with his parents. I didn't name him
>>158082614fake news confirmation bias catnip for poltards
>>158082685>Porter MartoneLiterally fucking who?
>>158082685>eventual winner not on the listSad
>>158082672put him out to pasture the guy cant even carry a podcast
>>158082668American football is a sport for idiots
>>158082690You didn't name him? Well what the fuck have you been doing with all your free time?
>>158082716Why would I name random people?
>>158082737/hoc/ names random people all the time
>>158082562Just expect more
>>158082753/hoc/ has their nicknames for people but they don't actually name them
What's your favorite kmfdm song
>>158082787Way too many greats to choose from.
>>158082685Why isn't McKenna #1? He's the next McDavid!
Good night flames fans
>>158082804fuck hoob all my homies hate hoob
>>158082804Sleep tight
>>158082800keep your stick on the ice, kid
>>158082800Bro hit the Yamcha
Get that stanky thing outta here
premier match à la maisonce soir
gonna go light up a HOOBerdeau of Kush with some FLAMES here in a sec haha
Wait a minute.... hellebuyck was the problem all along?
>>158082659Freaking out over an empty net non-goal is extremely performative. I get it if the goalie is still there but come on
>>158082800People pretend that Crysby stopped being a bitch but he just stopped trying to win
>>158082877
>>158082877it's disrespectful, cantskate
randy shitting in his panties
>>158082905No drip like our boy Maffews
confirm or deny time
>>158082889
>>158082800>>158082890You wouldn't happen to have a webm of Dale Hunter finishing his perfectly clean hit on Turgeon, would you?
>>158082905When you have to clock in for your shift at Costco after attending a wedding
>>158082939Don't have that one sorry m8
>>158082925I prefer Garrys Percentages.
>>158082953No worries. I figured it was a longshot at best anyway.
>>158082953
Lol
>>158082967Oh Beagle...
>>158082982GODDAMN CALE MAKAR ALREADY HAS 70 POINTS?AND HE'S THE COACH NOW?
My canesies play tonight
>>158082982ou est bouchard?
>>158082992kwab
>>158082567if you care this much about a star of the game you should be embarrassed.
>>158082612>using analytics is bad because...they just are okay???
>>158083015This passive sort of "who cares" attitude leads to society crumbling. It starts with the decaying integrity of the Stars of the Game, but where does it end?
>>158083031Stars won last night. :)
>>158083023>intuitively disagrees with this post
>>158083031Anons replying to every post with didn't ask
>>158083045Didn't ask
>>158082685>gavin mckenna and porter martone at the topjfc the laffs bias
>>158083056Cope
>>158082905https://voca.ro/1kn6HIuoEpzG
>>158082685Helenius on pace for 42 goals. These frauds nothing
>>158082894Disrespectful to whom? The empty net? Before you answer, please finish getting sodomized by your teammates as part of your initiation.
>>158083031its a stars of the game thing, who gives a shit. they're like the shitty participation awards you give.
>>158082867He was pretty washed up last season
i liked digger
I got washed up this morning
>>158083131Why is he drinking the alien that killed Yar?
>>158083002They hate him because he isn't a manlet that skates fast
>>158083154It's cool to hate so he wants to get some extra hate in him
Chuds won...
>>158083203is it "chud" to have standards?
>>158083205in the 2020s, yes
>>158083203everyone won. from what i saw, the hockey girls were even more furious about it existing.but at least it gave us grittyshipping.
heated rivalry. was it a girly show? or was it a gay show?
>>158083277I'm a straight guy and I thought it was a good, manly show
>>158083303>t. ftm
>>158083277girly book a gay man beat into something other people might watch
>>158083330>gaymuch like trb
>>158082944supposedly a good place to work
mammies coming in to blast the debbies
heading to the bar soon then costco then the regular grocery store then home for /our/ knighties game
>>158082659>brady Ktuchuk is an idiot Many such cases
Didn’t ask
This is an asking general
>>158083538aces game 2 tomorrow
figure the >laffs first period will be over by the time the habs game starts
Don’t care
I care, anons. Feel free to share your thoughts
Cant decide what game to watch. Probably Sens v Detroit Red Wings
islanders rangers it's da big apple
Me? Im going to watch my canesies (:
>>158083623Definitely this. But I will have a full 30min I need to fill with someting.
I'm going to watch xis Canesies too
Are we really about to get raped by the Hurricanes again?
>>158083654Maybe you'll get more than 1 shot/period this time!
>>158083654Yes.
Now the season can begin for real
>>158083654>about to get rapedmuch like trb on 04/17/22
>3 games>0 points>Zero impact How did Toronto fumble him so badly?
>>158082867He had a good game against Canada and it gave everyone a psychosis for some reason. Sure he also won against Sweden in overtime but Markström saved 38 shots and he only had to save 28
wew all done just in tome for puck drop
>>158083769Time*
>>158083715>not Olympic gold medalist Joy Dunne
>>158082685Defenders will never win the caulder
>>158083777sorry mb, in punjabi time is spelled with an "o"
FIX HIM FIX HIM FIX HIM FIX HIM
>>158083806Pretty tired of this gimmick already.
Time to watch the sabies get absolutely demolished
habs are getting their revenge tonite >:)
they don't get their own song choices this year? gay
Red pill me on st Hubert Canada bros
gary...
>>158083846Pretty good but avoid establishments that are owned by Jeets
>>158083846pure expensive slopstrong nostalgia though
>>158083846Overpriced dry rotisserie chicken kept alive by boomers.
hey budda boom budda bing
>a 2nd Jackeye has entered the lineup
The Habs announcer isn't even speaking English
trbrother won
>>158083846why yes I will have a tourtiere
>delay the start time once againGARYYYYYYYY
>>158083886qrd / original post on trbrother and the inheritance story?
>>158083884everybody knows french anyway
For me, its Jagr's nut butter
>>158083896I heard he inherited his military pension
my debbies had better not blow th->timo meier penalty 10 seconds inFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
>>158083896>asking a schizo to explain his babbling
>>158083896trb's online behaviour became known to his family and he lost his share in the property
I've been informed by reliable sources the Xhekajs will be targeting Taylor Hall
>>158083864what st-hubert locations are owned and run by jeets? pretty suspicious that this poster would even thing of st hub as pretty goodholy shit they failed at muting the boos from crowd lol
Oh look at that the one game I want to watch isnt on my 200 dollar hockey package AGAIN
let's go broship!
They call themselves the Mammoths because their fans are fat
French and Quebec are entirely unserious and I refuse to engage with them
My Sensies :)
>>158083953>He doesn't use nhl 33*2 dot ayy arrrrshiggidy giggidy diddily doo
>>158083945>>158083864yeah sus af
>Larkin booed as soon as he steps on the ice>already -1KWAB
Holy FUCK drop the fucking puck in Montreal
This singer is a very pretty lady
my debbies :(
>>158083965Quebec gave Canada its culturet. Manitoban
>>158083987she's pure botox, she has to be 60
Northern central Canada and even western canada seems pretty comfy desu senpai
Holy shit Ersson is aaaaaaass
what's it like being non-mormon and living in utah?non-mormons living in utah only please
>>158084004it's fuckin cold tbqh
>laffs
Detroit WILL win
some Bussi in net on the streets of Montreal
>>158083993she took the lip filler meme, girls, amirite
>>158084046Is Bussi getting fucked?
This league is absolute ass. These kids are such duds
based florian
>hasb
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
ehlers didn't have the puck
>laffs again
>>158084034yeah pwhl detroit
hum hum...
Starting to think McKenna might be a bust lads
>>158084109I play for them!
Stonewall Jackson Blake
BLAKED>new webm debut
all of these usa hughes jerseys in the crowd keep making me think they're rangers jerseys
>>158084004Check out western vancouver island
HABS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
BOLDUC BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>cants
Canesbros it’s fucking over
>>158084134Rangers trannies picked those colors on purpose to look more prestigious. Larping pseuds
>bussy
SUZUKI BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT but I think it was offside
business idea: stop shooting right at the goalie's chest
Canesbros it’s never been more over
>>158084134I guess they didn’t get the reddit memo that Jack is cancelled for being a chud
thats a loose bussi
>>158084231No, it's tradition
Leafs should relocate to North Battleford
>>158084201When I learned about soccer teams I just assumed the new york rangers had red/white/blue for glasgow rangers british chud reasons, but apparently those two things developed completely independently
>another penalty on my debbiesi swear to dog i am about to just go play dota >:(
>>158084250These men need to stop penetrating Bussi
>relocanes
Next commercial I’m going to crack open a Pepsi
watching toronto is painful.
>>158084296
>>158084311Literally me
>>158084270We’re the better team and it’s a long game, don’t stress, svelte Devils chad
Okay Bud prove me wrong about the Islanders
>>158084340>Budreminds me of the guy who beat trb
huh?
nice meaningless stat screen, retards
What the heck was that
>Larkin goalPredictable script Gary
>larkin scoredkek
KK with a cheeky + in Montreal
bust status?
>>158084364>>158084368Jen!
Dilly Larky
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another’s throats.Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf.Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself.
>>158084380everything about this kid's situation is funny to me
>>158084383confirmed soft bitch and bust
Oakland Hurricanes
Mammoth mammaries are having melties
>>158084383he needs some firewater in his gatorade bottle to really get him going
>>158084383he's too young for a tattoo >:(
>les Hurricanes de Québec
>les ouragans de québec
Everything fuckin pisses me off!
Nice save!
If we don’t score in the 5 on 3 istg
>>158084444CHECKED
>>158084444checked
NHL to merge with CFL
Vote for Albertan independence October 19th
Not so fast Mammoth morons
Yeah that's totally not delay of game
>mcbusta -1 alreadyImagine drafting him fantasy haha
>>158084477Don't I need to be an Albertan first, comrade?
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBES
grabs his stick gets high sticked gets the penalty
It's early morning, the sun comes outLast night was shaking and pretty loudMy cat is purring, it scratches my skinSo what is wrong with another sin?
based refs!
>>158084458even ice cream?
Hate these niggas Tavares and Chudlander
>>158084507sus
MONTREAL TYPICAL
>>158084499They let anyone vote in California. Just drive up there and try.
>grab a guy's stick and clutch it to your chest and skate away with it>he gets called for hooking>high stick the guy in the process, even draw blood>no call
BOLDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC 2 BUTS
et le buuut!
Houston Hurricanes
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT
hope bolduc breaks out this season for real
>>158084548move on
>>158084548it was revenge for the ECF officiating, and a lotta other things. and there was nothing the randys could do but take it.
I thought Bussy was a good goalie
>>158084548Nothing to see here, citizen
>>158084548>it leads to a goal
>tampere hurrikaani
hmmmmm
>>158084590He's getting broken in rn by Big Quebeqios Cock
>losing to trashvillelaffs
>>158084590he's been broken this season
>>158084602Sustainable
CHIMPOUT
chimpout!
>BOOO YOU USED TO PLAY FOR MY TEAM BUT NOW YOU DON'T ANYMOREWhy are hockey fans such retarded cavemen
Caufield knocked that Ehlers and he started chimping out KEK
>>158084610Cope McKenna will awaken any minute now
>ref pushing smol caufieldlmao
drop the gloves, sissies!
my clubbies
>>158084602very exciting
>>158084635you mean ehlers bodied him and he toddler raged kek
>Big Bad Caufield>B>C
>>158084631Why don't you shut the fuck up, pussy Switch to badminton if the pace is too much for you
>>158084639caufield better be careful
>>158084656you need to watch the screen. Caufield knocked his down in the corner, then the Ehlers chimpout
>>158084631Gary cultivated good tribal goyim
>>158084643our clubbies
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HIT ME I'M ONLY 5'3
is oliver bjorkstrand one of those daniel sprong guys who is basically fine but gets shipped out of town every couple years unceremoniously like medieval jewry
>>158084674:)
>ref calls penalty because he gets high sticked
Why is Montreal allowed to grab and hold sticks
caufield chimps out over getting himself tied up and pushing over ehlers. They must be pissed about getting troll swept.
>>158084700
>>158084695He did not sign up to be a 4th liner either
Why is Carolina allowed to grab and hold sticks
who up Jorkin they Strand?
>>158084714because the home crowd pisses and cries really really loud if they don't get away with itand refs are cowards who just want to be liked
oh boy game 4 can't wait to see how many points first overall pick wonderkid gavin mckenna has
>carolina chimps out>gets a powerplayyep, reffies have it in for us tonight, habsbros!
>hurts you
Rangers are such dog shit
>>158084742>pisses and cries really really loudmuch like trb when bud was beating him on 04/17/22
Allez péde
If there was a Mammoths fan in front of me right now, I would beat his fucking ass
>>158084742oh yeah refs famously and historically favourable to my habbies
>>158084797you missed one, grosse pédale, it's pédé
>>158084811yes obviously retard
>>158084768learn the sport, retard
You guys need game threads
>>158084827LOL
real slobberknocker in montreal
>>158084828>>158084827intellectuals and savants
>>158084811Actual retard kek
>>158084837JLMI
>>158084637this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said on /hoc/
rags are a mess. i don't buy that they are good now.
>steps on a loose stickPENULTY!!!!
>>158084845I know you are but what am I?
There are refpuck posters in /hoc/? I thought this was only an /nfl/ mental illness
>>158084811yeah, no shit
>mfw my knocker has been thoroughly slobbered
is that an actual penalty for canes? he dropped the stick. hutson then steps on it/trips over it while it is on the ice. he didnt throw it at him or anything. just didnt want to get penalty for hooking or whatever and let go of stick early. clear separation of stick and player and its on the ice. moments later habs trip on it and its somehow tripping.
>>158084874go back
>>158084882Retard
>>158084882it is in montreal
>>158084865the canes effect
Go Wild!
IslesBros we need to score some more goals if we want to beat the rags
>>158084841
my sabres are gonna score soon I can feel it
>>158084879t. bud after 04/17/22
>>158084882maybe don't drop your shit under your opponent's skates?
>E!SPN takes a moment of my time to remind me that college football still exists and always shall
>>158084874The NFL sport has a mental illness with officiating and safety, I can't blame /nfl/tards falling in love with refs.
>>158084811Assuming your country allows me in, I plan to go to the habs vs predditors game on thursday
>>158084874NHL possibly has the worst officiating in any league, in any sport in the world.
>>158084908/hoc/ and /cfb/ are my favorite sports
>>158084908That guy that cheapshotted the Oregon qb belongs in jail. What a stupid sport
jt miller is a fucking retard
JT Miller is a psychopath
>>158084882I don't actually know the rules of hockey
McKenna scoring any moment
Lmao why do Canes love chimping out?
>>158084922Most corrupt, at least.
>>158084932much like trb who thought playoff goals count towards regular season records
>>158084922It's much worse in NFL. I honestly don't know how people can watch it
>>158084964Worse than basedball?
>>158084975why dont they?is it a team metric?
>>158084999checked
leafs could use a quick, twinky, smooth skating, effeminate, forward to help bring the puck in and set up the PP and just in general be a good set-up guy.>l3afs
>Larkin comes back>Wings look competentApologize.
>>158085044but no one was there to witness it so did it really happen?
>>158085044I'm sorry :(
ACKman larrson looking like hes in midseason form
>>158085080:)
>>158084922I always heard the opposite, that it’s the best because the refs are all former players
Please launch Tavares into the sun
mckenna unleashed! SSM8
First of many for macGenna. What a player
Damn my Sensies really made me think they'd be fine without their top pair for two games
McKenna just needs more time and energy bros...we need to give him our energy \o/ \o/ \o/
Tuning in4-1 DetroitHELL YEAH DUDE
>here's the roar for mckenna...*no noticeable change in volume level
kane is BACK
>>158085131He has a point!
laffs cup parade back on. we got this
Rangers lead the way!
I propose we give all the refs a nice bonus for doing such a great job out there every night!
>>158084998Baseball has challenges now, it btfos the corrupt umps. Per tradition of MLB it is necessary to belittle the umps, the game is healing now that challenges exist.
>HERE I AM>ROCK YOU LIKE A TAXIDRIVER
Fuck you Nashville the meme is dead
uh oh, Detroituh oh
>>158085034why didnt you answer my question instead of accusing me of being someone who lives rent free in your dome
mammies mammies
will marner be invited to the leafs cup parade?
>scoreless draw in Buffalo
>xis debbies
>>158085138is this what the cab driver saw?
puck to the face
>>158085188
>>158085138The last thing a cabbie sees NYE
So we just need to level the score again, not a problem
SCRAPE HIS ENTRAILS OFF THE ICE AND DROP THE PUCK ALREADY
>>158085222checked
Lot of empty seats in Montreal
>>158085230GIVE HIM A WORKING OVER IN THE BACK FOR WASTING OUR TIME
>>158085200He should be, he helped build them.
>>158084915I don't want you here but if you get through have fun
SCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
What makes a man buy a yellow car?
>>158085200They'll flush him at the end
God Trashville is so ass
>>158085265painfully obvious insecurity or just plain stupidity and inexperience
>>158085280their fans eat it up
Tire game!
>>158085265Gigantic cock
>>158085265taxi driver movie
>>158085280What does that make the Laffs
>dob3s
>1:30 2 man advantage with no shots on goal. >canes pp>lets in a soft goalHow are they this bad?
oh my gawshdon't you know im a hooker?
When's Igor scoring again?
>>158085313they get paid in ot points
my reffies love my habbies see
>>158085015>>158085239Thanks
>more dangerous draw, s'il vous plaît
>a completely different scoreless draw
We can do this all day
>>158085333checked
>>158085333>>158085347this is what you fill out captchas to post? use some of your limited income to buy a pass
Patrick Kane in Chicago!
>>158085352No, you seriously can't, there's a time limit and everything
>>158085265https://youtu.be/us8OhI-OTHghttps://youtu.be/G7WTIR4V7tc
>>158085265Pissssss
>>158085378Bad post
i want to see the larkin goal and the kane goal
Hasb plan on defense seems to be just to commit penalties every time a team has a chance because they cant call them all
chayka is building a championship in toronto u just can't see it yet
>>158085392I want Gary to buy me a franchise for Channukah
if alberta separates does that mean there will never be a montanas™ in québec?
>Carolina Penalties
>>158085398>they cant call them allAnd the reason for this is...?
Is it Ed's Mountain or Edmond's town
zebras are zesty af tonight
>too many "players" on the iceumm that isn't the wording
>l4ffs
>>158085444too many players and not enough pimps
APOLOGIZE
>>158085444checked
>>158085444you got a problem with inclusion, buddy?
>>158085419What's montanas™?
MCKENNA SCARRRRRRRRR
>>158085444We don't assume gender here
Well well well /hoc/. How does that egg on your face feel?
>McBust
McKenna the promised one
/our/ gavin
>>158085501Soft boiled
Any good west slop games tonight?
>>158085452>Rangers tranny is an AI leafjeetChecks out
>>158085488a genpop ribs and steak restaurant from the west, they do an all you can eat ribs night, i wish they'd expand east to compete against chicken monopoly (st hubert and swiss chalet)
>>158085521I've been eyeing the Kings/Panthers game.
ofc finnish goaltending unbusts the bust
Mammoths players are all ugly and look like dingleberries
>>158085521knighties play
Is Mckenna better than Lafreniere?
>>158085444Gary has a cheat code where a team can stack a bunch of women >>158085455in front of the net
>>158085528Interesting, I bet they make a lot of money. Ribs are one of those foods that you'd think you could eat a ton of but you really can't. They fill you up quickly
>>158085555checked
>>158085444How can we say too much man now :(
My Habbies will win :)
Ribs are only good in a soup.
it's a bust eat bust world
So we merely need to level the score again, no big deal. New game in the third
>>158085549yes, laffreniere took 7 games to register a goal and didnt have a multipoint game until his 21st
>>158085577BBQ ribs are delicious
nice keep-in raddysh
>>158085422It would make the coaches sad :(
>>158085576Your habbies will win
JLMI
>>158085576In regulation right?
>>158085580top cheddar cheese pls
>>158085583Laf just scored he is a late bloomer
BEEEEEEEAUTIFUL GOALRANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!!
>>158085580based
>>158085580/hoc/ told me Matthews sucked...
>>158085601he might hit 30 in his 7th season!LMAO
Chambers is awfully smug...
>>158085583mcdavid had 1 point in his first 4 gms
>>158085625wrong, He's a Gold Medalist
NEW>>158077954
meaningless goal cause the leafs have essentially been eliminated from playoff contention
im cricin my shit
>>158085641cheeky bugger kek
>>158085641
>rags
What a shot
JANKED
non gay cric new>>158082772
>>158085638and had 4 points in his first 5 with an 8 game point streak to follow
>>158085642I love a good BC babe
back to laval, flo
ermmm... that's two karate chopped habbies sticks...
cousins finna get his ass whipped
pussyhab hands can't hold onto their sticks...
rangers wanna play defense?
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