schizo edition
Kyle Shanahan is at his peak form>The 49ers are fifth in rushing success rate this season, up from 21st last year. It's not all Shanahan, of course, but he has done a lot to free up his injury-battered offense. >Shanahan is doing this with no De'Zhaun Stribling, Ricky Pearsall, Demarcus Robinson or Christian Kirk. With such a thin receiver corps, Shanahan is using two-back looks on 49% of his plays -- his highest rate since 2018 -- and using three-receiver looks on a career-low 32% of plays. He's innovating and adapting
>>158082795>Christian KirkI forgot this nigga was on the team
We gonna get melties every time the raiders lose, or just when the dodgers also lose?
Ronaldo lost
Only white people can successfully play the quarterback position.
uh, why didn't he just return at the end of last season?
>>158082801>Evans>Kirk>Stribling>Deebo>Pearsall>RobinsonThis was supposed to be the receiving corps. Now all that's left is Evans with fucked ribs and Deebo. They're making lemonade out of God damn limes.
>>158082772Eagles
>>158082813that one actually doenst count because it was raining or something
>all the gay QBs have come from the NFCNkek leadheads
>>158082772moon landing is babby's first conspiracy tier, not schizo just garden variety retarded
Messi won
>>158082819>want to give a super bowl run one more time>realize team is ass and is imploding simple as
After one month of the year how I see thingsAFC East1. Bills2. Jets3. Patriots4. DolphinsAFC North1. Ravens2. Bengals3. Steelers4. BrownsAFC South1. Jaguars2. Colts3. Texans4. TitansAFC West1. Chiefs2. Raiders3. Broncos4. ChargersNFC East1. Cowboys2. Giants3. Eagles4. CommandersNFC North1. Bears2. Vikings3. Lions4. PackersNFC South1. Falcons2. Panthers3. Buccaneers4. SaintsNFC West1. 49ers2. Seahawks3. Rams4. CardinalsAFC Seeds1. Chiefs2. Jaguars3. Bills4. Ravens5. Colts6. Raiders7. BengalsNFC Seeds1. 49ers2. Bears3. Falcons4. Cowboys5. Seahawks6. Rams7. VikingsWild Card RoundBengals over JaguarsBills over RaidersColts over RavensVikings over BearsFalcons over RamsCowboys over SeahawksDivsional RoundChiefs over BengalsColts over Bills49ers over VikingsFalcons over CowboysConference ChampionshipsChiefs over Colts49ers over FalconsSuper BowlChiefs over 49ers
THIS IS PSYCHOTIC
>>158082819somebody promised him the team would be good
>*scores 19.6x more points than ben johnson's greatest offense of all time in the same "poor quality" conditions*
>>158082819hurts induced retirement
>>158082819he had already seen the team implode once already and knew the signs
>>158082842>Falcons
Ok but Ronaldo lost and Messi won
The Captain >7 straight wins as a starter >He's smart, he's accurate, and he still has enough arm strength to get the ball into tight windows. He leans on play action. He's kind of Sam Darnold-esque, and Kubiak had terrific success with Darnold last year in Seattle. Give credit to both Cousins and Kubiak, a partnership that has produced results better than anyone could have expected.
>>158082866the penor slurping contest
>people want me to believe that this goober is the best QB in the league i don't think so
>>158082830In Conspiracy Theories you either go the way of "CIA killed Allende" or you go the way of "CIA faked moon landing". Like a Jedi and Sith of Basic Bitch.On one end there is truth, declassified eventually, some mundane shit about low wages and open trade routes, on the other there is a "truth" about who really did what and how things happened. Frankly I love both sides of conspiracy theories, but it's pretty obvious that everything on the faked moon landing/alien technology, Element 119 side is done by hack-brained lunatics and historians who write about the Hittites are aware of how the CIA ousted Mossadegh.
>>158082880You didn’t have a dad, did you?
kek raped and cucked raiderpacos
>>158082860why didn't they break out the positivity bunny again?
The Las Vegas raiders have Once Again Lost to their hated rival
I hate to break it to Vikings fans but you're losing on Sunday.
>>158082880This is how babies turn out autistic
2 weeks
>Amarius Mims has given up zero sacks or pressures this season against Reuben Bain, Will Anderson, Danielle Hunter, TJ Watt, Josh Hines-Allen and Travon Walker
>>158082897we don't even think about you cousin fuckers
>before and after they play a real team
>>158082866I'm sorry, I'm not gay.
>>158082904Great song by ATR
>>158082901Girls dont get autism
>all their "victories" immediately invalidated in one gamethis is the best part of sports
>>158082907Joey Bussy needs more help
Messi won tho
>>158082931Joey Bussy unironically played better in his two losses than he did in his two wins
This offense is cooking with gas.>The Cowboys' offense is averaging 3.39 points per drive, on pace to be the fifth-highest rate since the turn of the century. Only ahead of them are ...>2020 Packers (with MVP Aaron Rodgers)>2024 Commanders (with OROY Jayden Daniels)>2021 Chiefs (with Patrick Mahomes, Tyreek Hill, Travis Kelce, etc.)>2007 Patriots (with 50-touchdown MVP Tom Brady and 23-touchdown Randy Moss)The Cowboys are scoring on 61.1% of their offensive drives this season, nearly 10% better than any other team
>>158082819I knew when was a no=go against the Rams for "personal reasons" that this was coming.Mekhi Becton incoming, when?
>>158082819>one last dance!>gets injured>its been one helluva ride guys I’m out!many such cases
Jalen and Nick don't need Lane. Never have. They'll adapt. They always do. Don't forget: there's never been a better QB-HC pairing in the history of the NFL.Oh, and one more thing: Trevor Lawrence better watch out. He's about to get scalped.
>Eagleskek
>>158082945>2024 Commanders (with OROY Jayden Daniels)Dak is almost as good as rookie Gayden... bravo
kek they really thought the raiders were good this year
>>158082918wrong
Mendoza and Kirk are such nice guys that it's hard to keep hating on them
Todd Monkey
Chiefbros, how are we feeling about this?
>>158082977Now kneel before you new King
If you retards are actually mad that the Chiefs beat the Raiders, you're gonna be really pissed when they go into Seattle and win. I hope you all enjoyed that temporary victory lap. That shit is over now and we're back to business as usual.
>yfw Penis Jr is actually the best QB of the 2024 draft
>>158082934He looks terrible this season. I mostly blame Zac Taylor but Joe needs to quit modeling panties and start acting like a man for once, fucking faggot.
Who will they attempt to hitch their wagon to now that the raiders are exposed?
ok but pissi lost tho
>>158082988>[pen clicking intensifies]
>>158083008he's going to play well and have the falcons leading the division then gets another season ending injury
>>158083016>go toe-to-toe with KC>exposedPick exactly one. They'll gape the Patriots and beat the Bills too. Rasm might be a problem if Garrett's back and the superteam finally shows up.
Ronaldo lostMessi won
>>158083014idk what you've been watching, he looks way better than he normally does this early in the season
ok but ronaldo still lost albiet
>>158083008if only he didn't have glass bones
It's only going to get worse after october
>Lane Johnson played 11,917 snaps in his 14 year career, he allowed only 295 pressures (2.4%) and allowed just 33 sacks (0.02%).Lol the eagles are DEAD
why are raiders fans so soft?
KEK he’s right raiders sudacas are nowhere to be seen itt after losing to the White man Travis Kelce
justints herbarf
>>158083057First Stoutland left and now Lane is gone. Truly the end of an era. I don't ever want to see the Eagles as a good team again. Their fans don't deserve it.
>>158083047>>158083060>>158083075Why are Chiefs bandwagoners everywhere? Is it Pride Month again?
kek calipacos have been seething like mad about the chiefs for years and years now and still powerless to get revenge
>>158083094That’s Chikaner talking to himself
>>158082772I mean tbf, it is really hard to believe that they went and came back with computing power less than a modern smartphone
>>158083082oh did you watch the game?
>So far this season, Flowers averages a truly preposterous 6.29 yards per route run. For comparison's sake, the highest on record (since 2013) is 3.85 by Tyreek Hill in 2023.>Flowers is lining up in the slot on nearly 60% of his snaps, well up from his previous career rate of about 38%. When he's in the slot, he's averaging 7.61(!) yards per route run. New offensive coordinator Declan Doyle is getting the very best of a superbly talented player.
short sidedness
>absolute state of Mexicans todayDid the dodgers already lose or something
>>158083113KEK!!
Niggas really be named Flowers
>>158083111Is that the nig that got didded by Sneed in the playoffs? He did him.
>>158083111Jared Goff is on pace for 5,160 passing yards, 38 touchdowns, and 0 interceptions
70% of Californians can’t even read or right kek
They really thought they could jump the fence from the dodgers to the raiders KEK. The Chiefs are the ICE of American sports sending those beaners back when they came from
>raiderpaco mestizos all have dirty indio blood>raped by a team named for IndiansKEK
why does this mexican guy hate mexicans so much?
anyway 7 > 3
>>158083148It's an Argentina vs Mexico thing
>>158083148See>>158083044
It’s been 4 years since my Chiefs BTFO Brady
why is howie such an asshole?
>>158083156Those are the same thing.
why is xhe posting regular season games
2024 WR class in Wk4>#33 overall Coleman had six catches for 116 yards and a touchdown. >#6 overall Nabers had six catches for 112 yards and a score>#9 overall Odunze had six catches for 94 yards.>#28 overall Worthy had four catches for 70 yards
i haven't had anything spicy in forever. which spicy sauce does /nfl/ recommend?
>>1580831955
>>158083195I like Crystal
>>158083195It's all subjective so ask the people you making food for
TayTay really lets this ugly gorilla on top of her?
>>1580831952 but get the Tabasco chipotle if you can find it
One does not simply blow a 10-point lead with under eight minutes left in the fourth quarter.
>>158083195Valentina or Botanera
>>158083216>I like Crystal
the quarterback whisperer needs to speak up. Flores can't carry him forever
Just one year removed from Mahomes tearing his ACL and the team missing the playoffs, the Chiefs are looking unstoppable once again.
Your season's success depends on winning your division
Excited Chiefs fans?
>>158083046Yeah he’s actually on the field and not nursing his baby toe, so I guess that’s an improvement.
uh no, that loss to a division rival didn't count or something
do you think purdy fucked her?
>>158083323>high school English teacherThe whole football team ran a train on her, guaranteed.
Bills wins:>Texans: 0-4>Lions: 2-2>Chargers: 0-4Bills losses:>Patriots: 2-2Patriots wins>Steelers: 2-2>Bills: 3-1Patriots losses>Seahawks: 3-1>Jaguars: 3-1Could you imagine how many Drake "The Schedule" Maye we'd be seeing right now if these schedules were reversed? The Patriots aren't facing a team below 0.500 until week 6 and the Bills aren't facing a team above 0.500 until week 6.
>>158083234You know ball
>>158083195those are all the same thing
>hurts has a no trade clause in his contractThat's unfortunate for the Eagles, if I was Howie I'd immediately begin looking to backdoor him if that wasn't in place. Do they have any other depreciating assets they can ship off? I guess Saquon's there but not sure if any team is going to want what's clearly damaged goods at a high price
>>158083323I don’t think Lamar Jackson’s teacher would be so thrilled, mmmh-mmmh, ‘fraid so..
>>158083231cope, that's a real man
I remember when all of you retarded bitches were acting like the Chiefs were done and saying that GODtrick was washed. Your delusions had no basis in reality, just PTSD from watching the Chiefs rape your dogshit teams as you desperately latched onto anything to throw shade at them. Well now we're back, bitch. You can't run, you're gonna have to eat all of the bullshit you spewed. Suck my dick.
this year’s most-watched NFL game, CBS announced.CBS says it was also the most-watched Week 4 game in NFL broadcast history.
>>158083342What's really insane is that if Maye simply wasn't a fucking retard and finished the job against the Seahawks backup QB in week 1, they'd be 3-1 and no one would be questioning anything. They'd write off the Jags game as 1 bad game and move on. If only the idiot didn't throw an unnecessary game losing pick for no reason.
>>158083359He's just like me...
>>158083365thank you for raping the raiders for us
>>158083323I've said it in this general before but Brock Purdy is the only quarterback who I'm totally, 100% confident is a good guy.A couple years ago I met a girl who went to Perry in Gilbert AZ and she said she knew him when he was in school. This was a very alty art left leaning girl who said that pretty much any athlete there was an asshole and she did not like or care about sports at all. But she said Brock was one of the nicest people in the school and could get along with anyone and never heard any bad gossip about him, and she heard it about most other people there.I think he's just a great kid. Happy the 49ers got him, really lucky pick.
>>158083323wholesome white boy behavior
>>158083379Yeah that was an AWFUL pick, Maye has not been inspiring confidence but the week 4 game was good enough that it has me wondering if September really is just preseason for him
>>158083390>he was a really nice guyI don't want this out of my quarterback. I want a fucking sociopath. I want Jordan-esque psychosis.
>>158083404>>158083404>>158083404/700/ threads are so fucking BACK
>>158083370Didn't know chokeland was such a big draw
>>158083412Hey it seems to be going pretty well for you guys. No Superbowl wins but I haven't been watching close enough to know how much you blame that on Purdy. And I think he's great this season
>>158083360No, that’s a vaxxxed man.
>>158083417Raiders have an enormous fanbase, they're just incredibly diffuse throughout California and very brown. They have most of the blacks, and an enormous portion of the spics in LA/SoCal. If they're actually good and Mendoza isn't dogshit, prepare for every spic in the southwest to be wearing a Mendoza jersey.
>>158082880why do they look like the same age here
>>158083438I didn't watch football as a kid and the reason I knew about the Raiders was because the black kid in the third Final Destination movie said he was going to Oakland in the second round
Who will win October?
>>158083438holy fuck your racist
>>158082801But anon, we're all him
>>158083455
>>158083455JSN
>>158083455gibbs
not 1, not 2, not 3...
>>158082795What record did he break?
I still find it fucking hilarious that the Dolphins have only faced undefeated teams with the exception of the Raiders, whose only loss is to another undefeated teamWhat if they're actually solid and just have a brutal schedule
>>158083455Jayden Daniels
>>158082820>They're making lemonade out of God damn limes.This should not be news. That has been how the niners have operated ever since shanahan first showed up there in 2017. It takes way more injuries than you'd think it should before you actually start seeing performance cratering.
>>158083488solid for the dolphins is 4-13
>>158083487most wins in franchise history
>beat bad teams>lose to good team>what if that bad team we beat was actually good
AFC East is going to be a tight race
>4-0What would it take for you to apologize for all the years of false accusations, vile slanders, and unwarranted loathing for my team and quarterback? I've waited long enough.
>>158083459
>>158083539>Raiders>WPats are getting gaped. Maye turns it over a minimum of three times.
Caleb Williams just told me it's time for my oil change but i just had my car serviced last month?What the FUCK is going on in Chicago??
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?>NOBODY!
>>158083561Muttholmes is a K9babby
>>158083561>What would it take30 straight years of complete failure, embarrassing incompetence, crushing irrelevance, and your entire fanbase being gutted and becoming loyal fans of someone else. If you finally become good again after all that, then we'll talk.
>>158083370kek pretty sure that outdoes all of the world series games in ratings in america except MAYBE game 7
>>158083426>how much you blame that on PurdyThere's a small contingent of weirdos (mostly former Trey Lance truthers) who seem dedicated to tearing him down but otherwise everyone loves him. I was a little bit worried after the SB run that he would be exposed as a weapons/shanahan baby and the naysayers would be correct but he's proven himself to be a true franchise QB. Before you could point to CMC or Kittle or Deebo or pre-CTE Aiyuk as carrying but now he is unquestionably the best player on the offense
>>158083561Broncos: 2-2Dolphins: 0-4Colts: 2-2Raiders: 3-1You have one impressive win so far
Ryback just announced his retirement
>>158083572I thought all Giants fans jumped ship after Black Son tore his bussy and Famous Jameis became QB1
>>158083600Non of those wins were impressive and actually quite sloppy. Everyone is gonna shut down Walker from now on forcing the Quiefs to be the one dimensional shitter team that they truly are.
>>158083564Patriots have two solid RBs and Raiders can't stop the run
>>158083426>>158083594Grant Cohn has done irreparable damage to the discourse around the 49ers.>but now he is unquestionably the best player on the offenseAlways has been, it was just harder for people to see it, especially if people didn't want to.
>>158083561I don't mind if the Chiefs do well this year since it makes most of the genny seethe
>>158083594People were only on the Trey Lance train for sunk cost. They gave up so much so they HAD to start him, but then you see Purdy actually playing well in front of your eyes.The Lance draft was one of the worst moves in NFL history and they got bailed out so fucking hard. It pains me to think how good the niners could have been with so many more picks. They coulda got Micah Parsons sitting on their hands, or Mac Jones.
>>158083604>Rybitch's career longevity
>>158083632Raiders is impressiveBut yeah if they even had to face the Vikings they would lose
Brock Purdy was robbed of MVP in 2023
Brock Purdy is not a top 5 QB.
>>158083665>or Mac Jones
Kwab
>>158083689Yeah that label is inaccurateHe's top 3
>>158083648I think it'd be hard to argue that CMC wasn't the best player on the offense in 2023, but he's declined pretty noticeably as a rusher. I wouldn't say he's washed or not still an important part of the offense, but more than once I've seen him break through the hole and get maybe 10-15 yards when he would've housed it 3 or 4 years ago
I know I wasn't present in your life to tell you this, but worshipping QB cock is not an identity
>>158083697what vibecoded slop is thisstill nowhere near as bad as F1 though kek
If it's a 49ers/Chiefs Owl again, I hope the Chiefs get absolutely bootyblasted and BTFO.
Why is this team always so lucky?
kek cousinfucker
>>158083717>I hope the Chiefs get absolutely bootyblasted and BTFO.Again
>>158083713Neither is worshipping alcohol, yet here we are, bitch.
>>158083717I unironically think the 49ers win the bowl IF someone in the AFC can manage to take out the Chiefs. KC is the only team I really see beating SF. In fact I could see them going 16-1 in the regular season with the one loss being against KC. Mahomes and Reid just own that franchise.
>my toxins won't sneak into the playoffs this seasongood. Maybe they'll start taking gridiron more seriously
>>158083700>Josh Allen>Pat Mahomes>Dak Prescott>Trevor Lawrence >Lamar>Matthew Stafford>Justin HerbertI'd rather have any of the above than Purdy.
>>158083707>I think it'd be hard to argue that CMC wasn't the best player on the offense in 2023No it's actually incredibly easy, it's just that not everyone is willing to be convinced on it. The offense pivoted around him both when it was working well and when it wasn't and needed someone to step up. He was statistically putting up monstrous YPA and EPA/play numbers the likes of which only were matched by the likes of the best seasons from warner, peyton, brady, or rodgers. CMC was a fantastic force multiplier and deserves a ton of credit, but that should not diminish how Purdy was the foundation and always has been ever since he took over.
>>158083690Mac Jones directly to the niners would have been great. He was killing it with an injured niners team last year. Where you get drafted and when you get there matters. Even though they were far from world beaters, the 2021 Patriots made it to the playoffs and Jones was good there his rookie year. With Shanahan he probably would've sat his rookie year and played his 2nd year. It would have been the best case scenario start for a guy like him.
>>158083724>top 5 in injuries >lucky
>>158083724>no owls in 90 years >lucky
>>158083748>I'd rather have any of the above than Purdy.Yeah it's pretty common to be a fucking retard. I'm sure it's a happy way for you to live. In the realm of reality though, only Mahomes and Allen are above him and dak/tlaw/herbie aren't even close enough to sniff purdy's nutsack.
Will he retire after the season?
>>158083748Dak has never beaten Purdy
>speculating on week 5do non ball knowers really?
>>158083748>justin herbertJustin Herbert isn't even a top 10 QB. Fuck, he's slipping down to being a bottom half QB. It'd be a fair argument to say you'd rather have Bryce Young over him.
>>158083717it won't be
>>158083569
>>158083768>He was killing it with an injured niners team last year.If by killing it you meant causing massive blood pressure crises by constantly playing like shit and getting bailed out by the talent, scheme, playcalling, and game situation around him. He produced well enough as a backup should but that run proved he does not deserve to be anything more than a backup, and a sparingly used one at that. Production and play level are two entirely different things. Being on the 49ers can raise your production floor but he didn't do jack to show his play level ceiling rose. Can't justify buying into an alternate history scenario built around him with that.
>>158083648Yeah Grant Cohn is a retard. I actually don't hate him I kinda respect his little gig because I know he doesn't believe everything he says. I hate the idiots who eat up everything he says as fact
>>158083849He's got more skill at a grifter than he does at what he's pretending to be, sure. In that sense he's a lot like Kaepernick.
All the 4-0s of today will be relegated to <.600 by week 15. With the exception of my vikies
stomach's bubbling I'm gonna have to take a steamy Todd Bowel Movement soon
Herbert is basically just waiting for a Stafford-type trade to a team ready to take it to the top. He's still got the biggest arm in the league, maybe second only to Allen.
>>158083822>8 games >5-3>70% completion>13-6 td-int ratio>beat the Rams on a short week with Kendrick Bourne as his #1 receiverYeah all things considered, that's killing it. Maybe not MVP caliber stats, but he did well enough to where some team after this season is going to pay him to start for them. The niners were absolutely riddled with injuries, fuck Aiyuk straight up quit his job. Your clear cut WR1 just stopped playing.
>>158083890Why would any good team want Herbert?
>>158083890unfortunately for herbert there's more to the position than having a big arm
>>158083890>Stafford revisionist history 2.0People that convinced themselves that Stafford has always been a first ballot hall of fame elite talent are as delusional as modern day Justin Herbert apologists. Stafford is a good QB that got traded to a team that made a bowl before he got there.
Wins are a QB stat unless I don't like that QB.
Trent Dilfer won the owlwhat is we talkin bout
We pull up with Kissinger and Dee Milliner
vikings have 4 wins with no quarterback, so how can they be a qb stat?
>Kirk Cucksins>Blo Dix>Justshit Sherbertthis division is going to be a breeze for the elite Mahomie
>>158083991They're losing on Sunday
which team's fanbase is way too overconfident after 4 games?
>>158083942Wins are mostly a QB stat. Obviously no one is gonna say Jimmy G is an elite QB, nor is anyone going to argue Dilfer > Marino, but wins have to matter. If you lose all the time, unless you're throwing for 500 yards and 5tds a game and your defense is made up of 11 toddlers, you're probably losing because you're not that good. Burrow had a semblance of this argument when they had a losing record scoring over 30 points per game.
>>158083995>Justshit Sherberti thought mina knew ball... what happened?
>hmmmmmm yes i can help your team ascend Los Angeles Chargers. first you must trade away that which causes you harm. you know of whom i speak
>>158083995>disrespecting Perc Thuggins The apology better be as loud as the disrespect.
>>158084003Whats your thought on a quarterback having a win% of .451 one one team and .615 with another
>>158084001Quiefs and Vikes.
>>158084064Um that requires too much critical thought. I just parrot what I read on /sp/
>>158084003wins do matter, for the team and coach; not an individual player. How this is lost on people when Matt Stafford is a common topic of discussion is crazy
All the teams are pretty bad and it’s up to the refs to decide who will win the Owl.
NFL is unwatchable goy slop this season.
>>158084064Would depend on context because like I said, they're mostly a quarterback stat. It's not as black and white as >You win, you are elite>You lose, you are dogshitAgain, wins and losses matter. Josh Allen has never won the big one, and lesser quarterbacks have.
Should the Vikings simply start punting on first down?
>>158084016>lose game with multiple embarrassing miscues and suspect coaching decisions>+4
>>158084114That’s a bold strategy, could work.
My Ravens are going to lose on Sunday.
>>158084110and you'll still consoom like a good cuck golem
White cornerbacks
I mute all commercials and women when they speak.
>>158084097As always.
>>158084016>2-2 3rd place in division lambs above 4-0 1st place in division vikings
>>158084206Laura Rutledge has a sexy voice, though
Lane Johnson would rather retire than see what the Jaguars are going to do to the Eagles in London kek
>>158084219The Vikings are lucky to even be ranked 8th.
>>158084047My creator :)
>>158084219Vikings haven't won a game against a single good team yet
>>158084294>bears aren't s good team
>>158084227Her and Melanie Collins might be the only tolerable ones, but I can’t be a simp and should treat all whores equally.
Remember the media campaign for Allen to be this years MVP?
>>158084294they beat the team ranked right below them?
>>158084306Then why do you give your mum special treatment you hypocrite?
What's on the menu lads?
What's he thinking right now?
Black quarterbacks
dominate the league
>>158084370Is the left ear or the right ear the gay one?
>>158083724>LuckyNigga I've seen them lose 4 NFC championship games and 3 superbowls. Not once have I seen them win a Owl
Yo, BITCHWassup
>>158084430How's your Tuesday?
There is college and pro football on every day for the next 61 days
>>158084001Queefs
Chiefs vs Vikings Super Bowl
It's actually over for my iggles. It was an amazing decade of football though. Two owls and a bunch of great games. They are in full and total rebuild mode now.
>>158084598>VikingsWith what quarterback?
>>158084626Shame cause I actually like how your fans are all assholes.
>The NFL has seen the most accepted penalties through Week 4 since play-by-play data became available in 1978.>Week 4 alone had 271 accepted penalties, the 2nd most in any week over that span.What's causing this?
>nibbas be doubting big cock brockWhy oh why do we have so many dumb people that watch this sport?Brock is a top 3, easily
>>158084653Lane was the last player from the 2017 owl team besides Elliot and has been the best player on the Eagles that entire time. Without him the OL needs a full rebuild. It's really the end of an era.
>>158084698crooked refs
>>158084712people still think Kyle Shanahan is le epic genius and can succeed with any QB. Brock Purdy would be great on any team
>>158084698Reffies sending a message to goydell he better not try to make any changes to undercut them or else they will make the league unwatchable
Could the last All-Pro lineup go 19-0 if they were only allowed to use non-qb wildcat meme plays on offense?
>>158084698Getting the bucks in line early in the season. Albert Breer reported they were "getting uppity."
>>158084626There's a girl I have a crush on at work who is an Eagles fan and sometimes I jerk off thinking about us dating and my Redskins beat the Eagles and I roughly fuck her brains out
>>158084754NoI don't think Mahomes was all pro last year, they'd have to deal with him
>>158084777You're getting pegged if the eagles win though, anon
Hall of Famer Lane Johnson
>>158084813I wouldn't mind that, she's really cute
>>158084851>least gay commies fan
>>158084832Nigga couldn't have retired before Week 1?(did he play Week 1? I forget)
>>158084777you beat your pud to the fantasy of dating? not like visual images of her on all 4s and gobblin your meat?
>>158084864He played weeks 1-3, but was a sudden scratch just before the game week 4. Idk why he didn't retire before the year, I guess he thought he could get through it.
>>158084890Heard something about his parents falling super ill.
>>158084909Oh really? I haven't seen the reason why honestly, just still that it's a personal matter.
>The gap between the Bears' backups in Weeks 3 and 4 and Caleb Williams' career under Ben Johnson is hard to explain by luck alone.>Could be the opponents or other factors, but certainly something to closely monitor as sample size grows.
i wish i could retire
>>158082795>The Chiefs are 4-0 againRight on schedule. I've seen how this goes.
>>158084698More penalties = more parlays
I want the Browns to win just for people to seethe
>>158084878I peel the carrot to her playing with my willy, us dating is just the backdrop
>>158084171>Bijon in prime timeJust rest the starters desu
>>158084969You disgusting fucking chud
>>158085049Did Mina massage him?
>>158084001Queefs raiders vikings
Mahomosexuals...
>>158084969/ourprimate/
>>158085122It is known
>>158085122Wow. I am truly shocked.
>>158082973>supposedly so autistic that ordering room service makes her nervous>but no problem broadcasting herself on the Internet to millions of peopleHmm I think she’s just an ewhore attention-begging
>>158085122gasp
>>158085122Always knew he was a bit peculiar
I like Bijan. He smears the queer and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>158085184He’s got a little sugar in his tank.
>>158084644Your mom
>>158084862There's nothing gay about letting your girl play with your booty if she wants to
>>158085220niggas an uphill gardener
Greetings from /mlb/. I want to know- how it make you feel that legendary band System Of A Down wrote their best song about basedball and not this shit sport?
>>158084862fellas, is having sexual relations with a woman gay?
>>158085270weak troll attempt.We'll let you try again, anon. We know you can do better. We believe in you.
>>158085270What does terracotta pie have to do with pacoswing?
>>158084934
>>158085122Lol I'm not surprised
>>158084934>19 game sample size vs 1 gamedamn that's crazy
>>158084355What place is that from?
>>158085049>as a woman in footballno one held a gun to her head and made her cover football. shit bags getting multiple chances if they have a niche talent. always been that way.
>>158085049it's impossible to hate americanized asian bitches enough
>>158085399he's still fucking posting this shit
Why don’t you hear fans booing their shit teams anymore
I am so sick of jaguars fans. They are such weirdos
>Hello Brad Holmes will you be signing or trading for any cornerbacks today?>AYYO CUHH WR LIKE OUR GUYS MAYNE WE LIKE DEY GRIT MAYNE CAINT NEVER COUNT US OUT DAWG SKRRRRRRRRRT>.... Okay thank you for that coherent answer sirSeriously someone needs to get this monkeyshine outta Detroit and replace him with /ourguy/ based John Dorsey
>tuesday night shitter game>already over before the 1Q is complete
>>158085610Where do you ever see them
>>158085610They're all methheads
>>158085610
>>158085640Dude, they are everywhere here in Birmingham
>>158085610they get a little to freaky wit you on the dl?
>>158085554Browns fans were ready to boo Deshaun Watson but they changed their mind since he's been winning
>>158085610[David Attenborough voice]: And here we see the wild chicANO in his natural habitat, /sp/, seeking to recover and lick his wounds after his bengxicans got thrashed by the White man Trevor Lawrence.
Our habbies :(
>big cock /hoc/
>>158085683I respect it, I don't care if my qb was genociding gaza if he played like an all-pro or even backup pro bowler
>>158085693sorry m8
>>158085717I hope someone places you on a watchlist. What a weird fucking thing to say
>Lane Johnson would rather retire than have to play in London
You reckon Decoom likes getting season ending injuries because it means he can lay down on a table surrounded by nurses?
Bussy
>>158085610U mad?
>>158085753What was it
>>158085854we're here>>158085745
Is he chudding for whitey? He doesn’t even come to a conclusion in this video. He’s just going >black coaches like anyone on /nfl/ would do.
>>158085898It's true
>>158085898Uncle Tom alert
>>158085049Mina's cuteToo bad she shouldn't be doing football discussion
How the fuck are the Texans 0-4?
>>158085948can't run, can't block, no weapons outside of Nico, and the defense is mid. They're gonna turn it around though with these upcoming cupcakes
>>158085898shut up bitchknees
>>158085948They’re the best 0-4 team and every one of their losses has been incredibly close. They’re not nearly as bad as the Bucs, Dolphins, or Titans.
>>158085854and there it is
>>158085948They scored fewer points than their opponents
>>158085892Dolphin porn.
>he doesn't broderick purdy
>>158085948they played 4 games and had less points than their opponent at the end of all those games.
>>158086008>They’re the best 0-4 teamprime cope
>>158086015Never been a 9ers fan, but kinda like them ever since purdey, mccaffrey, kittle, and bosa have been on the team
>>158085122>“It started early. We were very close to each other, physically, out of the gate. Got some good hits on him. It’s just funny, every time I hit him, he rolls over and he peeks at me, just to see. And I’m always in his face, just staring at him,” Crosby said.what the fuck
>>158086124that isn’t a cope though, they’ve played good teams like the bills and cowboys down to the wire. teams like the titans, dolphins, and bucs are completely free winsthe toxins are a bad team but they aren’t nearly as bad as the other winless shitters
>>158086008>They’re the best 0-4 teamLmao
>>158086213>good teams like the ... Cowboys LOL
Soon.... Jacoby Charcoal Briquette will lose his starting job and potentially his life
>>158086144>ever since chudley, chudster, chudders and chudmaxgee I wonder why
>>158086289They are the best team in the NFC East though
>>158083724did you mean why don't they fucking go away already? it's because they have one of the best front offices in all of football. if almost anyone else pulled the shit they did with trey lance they would have been turboshitcanned. they can get away with it because they keep making it work.
>>158086324you're not supposed to say that
>>158085923I wholeheartedly agreeexcept for that first line
>>158086296Certainly not to this wigger abomination
>>158086213bucs are not a free win. they'll get 6 or so wins this season
>>158086015I used to like Brock Purdy until he started all this shucking and jiving
>>158086144Wow only the white players...
>>158086396But they are. The Giants have no answer at QB, the Eagles are a mess, and LOLCOMMIES
>>158085122it's ogre
>Rams made the Owl and faced Joe Ouchie>Seahawks made the Owl and faced The Schedule>9ers will make the Owl to face Mahomes... for the third time
Are the Colts lowkey good? They took a great team to OT and lost by the skin of their teeth.
>>158086504and lose in humiliating fashion again
>>158086509They won't win the AFC South but I have them as the 5 seed as of now. Very strong team on both sides of the ball
The wife of Chiefs owner and CEO Clark Hunt took to Instagram to call out a narrative around the team — that it always gets favorable calls — one she is “so sick” of.
>Oh fuck, my parlay!
>>158086539>dropped allen down 3 tiersYeah he's delusional
The Prince
I was so hyped when they picked this dude and it's been awesome to see it just get better and better. Top 10 OL picks are based as fuck.
Exactly 2.5 hours then I'm heading to da pub mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158086504It's not fair
The Sonny Styles agenda is all I have left
How bad is it gonna be?
>>158086601It's funny how the Bears OL wasn't that good but then Ben Johnson came and they immediately got way better and their running game came along. Sean Payton did the same thing with the Broncos. Meanwhile Kellen Moore has an OLine with legit players and they can pass protect or run block at all. I'm starting to lose faith. It doesn't take that long to see if a coach is making a difference. Come the fuck on.
>>158086616Didn't you say you were going to stop drinking for 2 months?
>>158086675Cowboys blowout win not kiddingMight end in Toilet Bowles being fired
>>158084934gayleb sisters...
>>158086675the cowboys could actually win, so yeah, fucking terrible
>good teams like the cowboyskek he really tried to sneak that one in there
>>158086675Dak finna boutta drop 40 on em
>>158086677You should watch some film breakdown on the Bears OLine, obviously they have all pro and pro bowl level talent on the line but scheme and coaching is truly what makes an OL run.
>>158086677I would wait until they get their LT back
Super Bowl
>>158086777Run game was still shit even with Kelvin Banks in. It's a coaching issue.
>>158085692Seethe harder you fucking bitch faggot. No one is actually a jags fan
>>158086787Are Jags fans really about to set themselves up for heartbreak?
>>158086827Sounds like a personnel issue, as he had a coaching track record • Dallas Cowboys (2019–2022): Orchestrated consistently top-tier rushing offenses, relying on zone schemes and strong personnel to finish near the top of the league in yards per carry and rushing touchdowns.• Philadelphia Eagles (2024): Coordinated a dominant run game that helped anchor their run to a Super Bowl LIX title.• Los Angeles Chargers (2023): Struggled to establish a consistent ground game due to injuries and shifting offensive line combinations.
>>158086722since the 2002 realignment the cowboys are the only NFC team not to reach the NFCCG
>>158086870Heh, imagine not making an NFCCG in 30+ years
>>158086861I stopped giving him the benefit of the doubt when he kept running Alvin Kamara up the middle
>>158086702>Might end in Toilet Bowles being firedthe word flushed was right there bro
>>158086882Bitches are going to bitch. It's your nature
>>158086870kek that's incredibly grimtheir horrible fanbase deserves it though
>>158086530Chiefs are mindbroken
>>158086947>their fanbase is horrible because they.....have hope for their team every yearcowboys hate is so forced
>>158086943That's another apartment building in Gaza just for that post.
Raiders.
>>158086982And it waiting for you. Now bye, little bitch *kicks your ass out of the fanbase*
You can earnestly tell by the amount of people bitching about dem boyz itt that this is unironically going to be their year.
>>158086677>look him up>MormonThere's your problem
>lost to the chiefskek
>>158086981true and it’s also very performative, it’s like Nickleback hate and Star Wars prequels hate.
I'm starting to worry that he's gonna be a bust
>>158087043Is that the Bears punter? We haven't even seen him in action yet
>>158082881Allende had it coming and Pinochet was based.
>>158087060No, it's my next door neighbor. His mom and dad are siblings.
finna last all season and keep firing
Who's leading your team in bussy yards from scrimmage?
>>158087005>this is unironically going to be their yearbro it might not even be their week
>I hate Nickleback even though I couldn’t name a single Nickleback song. I hate the Cowboys because of their mythical obnoxious Mexican fans who live rent free in my head.
I just wanted to remind you guys that, though we here at /nfl/ pride ourselves as being the Bears general, we also are pro-Raider since Mendoza is a good Catholic kid and we are a Catholic site.
>>158087145I like Nickelback. No idea why they get so much hate. They've made some memorable songs.
HERBERT TO MY VIKIES IS A LOCK
>>158087158Nickleback hate is completely performative and manufactured, they’re a perfectly decent band.
Mariota is injured but the good news is the Commander's season will begin again when Daniels returns, which could come this week against the Giants
The Vikings are losing on Sunday
>>158087029>primarily works on Sundays>in an industry that is entirely discretionary>that promotes drinking and gamblingDoesn't sound very Mormon to me desu.
>>158087145canadian trash, not thag their contemporaries are much better
>>158087184No matter what else happens, 5 comes home to give the belt to his sons
Lol Grossi didn't have a single NFCE team in his top 10
>>158086689I'm still gonna go to quiz and drink Raspberry and Cola mmmhmmmmmm nothing like it on a hot day m8
>>158087211>>158087184They are better off without himHe makes the offense want to lose
>>158087214Grossi also had the ACKers going like 12-5, nigga SCHTUPID
>>158083111His 352 receiving yards so far surpassed Steve Smith Sr. in 2015 for the most in a player’s first three games of a season in Ravens history.
>>158087191Maybe... maybe not. But maybe
>>158087227He's a homer it's endearing
>>158084047my GM
dem sois kek
Which unfortunate dork is going to be the Steelers quarterback next year? Jacoby? Wentz?
>>158087265Nine
>>158087157im here to remind you OF WHAT IVE ALWAYS BEEN
Jets ended their streak of games without an interception at 20
ALWAYSALWAYSI JUST CANT LIVE WITH OUT YOUI LOVE YOUI HATE YOU
Weirdly enough, Lane retiring tells me that Sirianni is definitely gone after this season and they might try fishing for a Hurts replacement over the next couple seasons.
its not just a cowboy or mexican thing, texas college fans are also obnoxious retards
>Bears: Dennis Allen’s D has now held teams to 12 points or fewer in each of the last three games. The Bears have allowed just two TDs on the opposition’s last 27 drives
Damn. The new Scrubs season is actually good.
Why did the saints celebrate katrina day with last night's performance?
>>158087385It was reminiscent of the catastrophic damage
>>158087407and the trash left behind by the pieces of shit that the Superdome's staff was nice enough to let take refuge.
>Jaga have 13 games with multiple takeaways since the start of the 2025 season, most in the NFL. They have forced 39 total takeaways over the last two seasons, tied with the Bears for the most in the NFL over that span.
CeeDee Lamb is in the Hall of Fame, right?
>>158087483Yeah, of suckin' cock. Right there with (You).
>>158087483i know you are upset about lane johnson retiring but you don't need to false flag as a retarded mexican cowboys fan in here, just let it out bro
how do i stop these mosquitoes from biting my legs and anklesim dying here
>>158087483I fantasize that he's sucking my cock, and that he's a Hall of Famer at it
>>158087513No such place exist
>>158087158Their stuff became pretty generic after Silver Side Up. It was more of a fad to hate on them though
>>158087526Deet
>>158087526Quit shaving your leg hair that what it's for
>>158087329The hurts delusion amongst iggles fans and the media is insane, they wont even think of replacing him anytime soon
>>158087526Socks and pants
The Texans dug themselves out of a 0-3 hole last year. This year’s 0-4 record feels miles deeper.
>>158083105Wait until you hear about how much computing power was used to cross the oceans in wooden ships.Turns out computing power is for retards.
The Chris Collinsworth effect
>>158087552Their defense is getting lit up. It's one thing to be 0-3 with something to hang your hat on. 0-4 without being elite at anything is a different animal.
Just accidentally ran over a queefie then accidentally hit him with a hammer
>>158087528My date tried to peg me out of nowhere. I had to run to my car and drive away.
>>158087631Is the hammer okay?
>>158083975>Trent Dilfer won the owlYeah 25 years ago when defenses could knock a running qb into a coma and hit a "defenseless" receiver so hard they would drop the ball.That Ravens team would not >>158083984win it all nowadays. And the sport is worse for it.
>>158087631Based. One less.
Giants bros, how are you enjoying the Winston Experience?>Winston led four scoring drives in the Giants' first six possessions and delivering some magnificent passes to help the Giants pile up points. In true Winston fashion, though, it came with the typical trappings. Winston threw two remarkably ugly interceptions on consecutive second-half possessions, gifting Arizona two additional opportunities to score and ensuring this game would be close to the end
>>158087646Sam Darnold just won and he's actively tries to give games away. The entire seahawk offense is built around trying to limit the self-inflicted damage he does and feed nbijbba
>>158083195Crystal is the best for wings and most places sell it for 2 to 3 dollars. Its Like Franks but doesn't suck.
>>158083195Crystal > tapatio > cholula > Louisiana > Tabasco. Love crystal on pizza
What would be a better than for the Eagles?
>>158087682He seems like a fun qb to have play for your team for a season. At least it won't be dreadfully boring like watching many mediocre qbs.
>>158083561My my complaint about the Chiefs is and always will be that Veach is an arrogant retard thinking Mahomes and Co. Can constantly coast on washed up has beens and greenhorns in the WR corp. Man occasionally gets solid RBs but its not enough to makeup for constantly leaving the offense depleted. Whole sections of Reids playbook are dusty because he works with complete jobbers who can't run complex routes
>>158087682It's amazing what Greg Roman can do with a real Quarterback who isn't afraid to stand in the pocket and rip it. It's a shame he didn't have that the last two years and was stuck with a /weakmind/ faggot
NONOITS NOT FUCKING FAIRTHE DIRTTY AIDERS ANT JUJST TAKE HIM AWAYT LIKE THJAT
The Eagles have 15 three-and-out offensive drives this season, the most in the NFL. Eleven of their 15 three-and-out drives have come in the second halves of games
>>158087764DO NOT REDEEM HIPDROP TACKLESFUCKIKI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sellers at the trade deadline:ChargersBuccaneersSteelersBuyers at the trade deadline:BearsChiefsJaguars
>>158087764So Mahomes no longer has a deep threat Interesting
>>158087874www.kevinnash.com
>implying too short>implying bust
>>158087158Had a road trip last summer and listened to ‘Photograph’ over and over unexpectedly while thinking about old friends. I cried beautiful tears.
>>158087954Imagine trading this guy and keeping bustin fields. Couldn't be me.
>>158088015Get a load of this sentimental ass nigga.
>>1580878740-4 induced melty
>>158083130very doable outside of ints
how long until the denials start giving way to melties?
>>158088176Kyler Murray
>>158088188Justin Herbert - SOON
>>158087541im a Packers fan, so they are naturally hairless
>>158087954tyler shough just can't win with these cats
[Highlight] Eli Manning sees Land Clark looking jacked and asks whether officials are lifting more these days, to which his brother responds "It's just tighter shirts. They got a boys' medium on."
>>158084001Why did he do this?
>>158084001I would say Vikings but they're kind of in on the joke
>3-1>rebuild ahead of schedule>don't have to live in KC Feels good man
>>158087954Trevor would be on the list but he only played 14/16 quarters :(
>>158088383Tough words coming from a fanbase that lives in the subterranean sewers of a city of sin
Recycle>>158082777>>158082777>>158082777
