"January is coming" edition>>158080375
>You cannot delete this postGreat system thanks hiromoot
>gay furry bowl
ded general
Where did everyone go?
Where does Brock Purdy rank amongst black QBs?
Jags are the best team in the nfl!
Primetime Penix
Lowest 3 & out rate this season: 1. Falcons - 8.5%2. Bills - 9.3%3. Bears - 9.5%4. Jaguars - 10.8%5. Rams - 10.9%Highest 3 & out rate this season: 28. Texans - 28.9%29. Packers - 29.5%30. Vikings - 31.1%31. Eagles - 35.7%32. Titans - 36.8%
>>158088534Stealth thread in /v/
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158088554Too bad most of the asian chicks in Jacksonville are husky Filipinos.
>>158088664No thats gayleb he is wrong he is mixed up
gayleb sisters... we're getting exposed by random white backups...
they worked on it all day and night, but Herbert to the vikings for 2 1sts, 1 2nd, and 2 3rds will be announced tomorrow morning.
>>158088534I just woke up. Pooping rn and then going to the gym.>>158082777Checked. Absolutely blessed trips for jaggies bowl
>>158088747it's tomorrow morning Already doguh
>>158088534Ryback's house
>>1580888809:55 here on the best coast
>>158088896Ain't no party like a Ryback party
>Raiders claim the rebuild is ahead of schedule>it's been going on for over a decade at this point
>>158089163they weren't rebuilding when they tried the Carr/Adams thing
>>158088664I would moan too if I was getting a big dick slowly shoved into my asshole.
>>158089185That's gross. Come on, man.
>>158088536little wigger shit needs to be knocked down a few pegs
Poor KC "fans" have to live in the midwest and watch their scrub team barely able to beat a rebuilding team
Heads need to roll with the Lions, with DC Sheppard being the first and OC Petzing not long behind him.Dan Campbell and Brad Holmes contracts end in 2027 by the way, so they need to get their shit together.
>>158089185that's not what's happening here at all you sick wierdo how did you even come up with that
holy crap this general is slow
>>158089303>gun shy in year 7 (no I don't care how bad his o line is)But he's totally getting traded for 2 firsts and a 2nd.
>>158089305It's 11pm man
>>158089305if you need your dopamine hit I'm sure pol or vg have some threads humming along
>>158089303Chargers are stuck with him for 3 more years...
>>158088527this post will be deleted by morning
>>158089372CJ Stroud is finna sign same deal
>>158089372Awful qbs should not have more then 10% of the cap
>>158089375Nah you will
>>158083404>>158083404>>158083404who /700/ here?
>>158089412>5 replies in 8 hourslooool
>>158089432your new is showing
>>158089412my mistake, 5 replies in 32 hours, not 8 hours >>158089448/sp/'s user base continues to decline especially for football. but enjoy your thread getting a reply every 6 and a half hours.
>>158089486that's the type of boomer shit that would never happen in the modern nfl
>>158082777Good Job linking the previous thread
>>158089495well yeah half of the donkeys died of CTE before they could even make a play on the returner
>>158089475>/sp/'s user base continues to declineBecause of posters like you. Also shout out to the Rams and Jags. The prospect of having to play them caused a hall of famer to retire after week 4.
>>158089505Yes, it is I, the Destroyer of Spee. You may have discovered my plan but you cannot stop me
>>158089536>xhe calls is Spee...
BASED MAHOMES! SLAYER OF WHITOIDS!
>Howie Roseman singlehandedly caused Lane Johnson to retireYeah Panthers about to beat the Eagles by 70 that locker room is going to implode worse than 2022 when they lost to the Buccs in the playoffs
>>158089536IT'S PRONOUNCED 'SPUH'
>>158089561He also singlehandedly got him two rings.
>>158089475woooooosh
>>158089561>pantherseven worse, the jags
>>158089543>>158089574spuh was just a shitpost that you fell for. it was and will forever be spee
It's been officially confirmed. Mahomes only lost last season because the chargers where running bountygate levels of schemes on the chiefs. A healthy mahomes beats that chargers team and wins the rest of their games. With that spot in the playoffs we would beat the pats in Boston and wait to face the nix less broncos in the conference. Mahomes would then lay pipe onto the seahawks and dominate darnold to a commanding victory and win his 5th.All this could've happened if the league would've cracked down on bounty schemes that are used to take out the best players throughout the league. They did this with weapons worthy and rice and finished with mahomes.Now they're doing the same shit against thornton. The GOAT in heaven got wind of this and is punishing the chargers by having them lose all their games.
Once mahomes wins another this year he will be 10 years ahead of schedule for how long fraudy took to get his 5th lmao
Mahomes>Brady
7 is more than 3
The Eagles were going to get raped in London even if they were healthy desu Jags are a buzzsaw
>>158089735>trusting the jags
>got the cowboys on tomorrow
>>158089543>>158089574>>158089655Its actually pronounced "Digitalsportbrett"
>>158089716>>158089726Joe Montana mogs
reminder: TLaw is a top 5 QB
sirk buzzins
>>158089765Didnt need that reminder, its obvious and I never forget.
>>158089765If I had to rank the top 5 QBs right now he'd be ahead of Burrow and Herbert.
>>158089486I saw an illegal block in the back
>>158089163>2003-2011Geriatric Al Davis shitting himself until he died, Hue Jackson making shit trades as pseudo-GM after he dies>2012-13New GM, two-year reset cleaning up aforementioned mess>2014-15Rebuild>2016Competent team>2017Team collapses, house cleaned for the arrival of Jon Gruden>2018Reset>2019-2020Rebuild>2021Competent team, Gruden gets doxxed>2022Josh McDaniels incident, talented roster allowed to go to waste>2023Josh McDaniels tears down the team for no reason, gets fired>2024Honestly no idea, team just kinda sat around with no plan this year. Brock Bowers was cool though.>2025New GM resets the team, Pete Carroll tries to comPete with it>2026Was supposed to be a rebuilding year with a first-time coach and Kirk Cousins as a stopgap for developing Mendoza. I think it's fair to say they exceeded expectations.
looks like another nfl dead thread episode
>>158089880Ded hours on a Wednesday in America and Yuros have shit taste in sports. No shit the nfl thread is slow.
Trevor Lawrence will carry the jags as far as they allow themselves to be carried.
when Romo getting his job back
>>158089412Delete your thread your taking posters away from here and this thread is dead enough already
Refs need to start getting suspended for bad calls
>>158089924How new are you? 700 club thread is tradition.
>>158089561you know this was several years ago correct?
Refs need to start getting their balls and bottom spanked for bad calls
Once Brady is out of the division it will be my jets time
Purdy is getting handsome
>>158089982you're splitting the thread ! please stop its dead enough here already
>The season is in dire straits with the Buccaneers now 0-4, but Tampa Bay nonetheless showed it can put up a fight for however long Baker Mayfield misses time. The defense showed grit, and the offense actually managed 275 yards, just a shade under the team’s 279.3-yard average entering the contest>Tampa Bay held the Packers to 17 points, a best for the defense through a month of games, and doubled its takeaway total to four by forcing two massive turnovers in the fourth quarter.
>>158090106you should see if shitsberg will let you trade for rodgers jets would be unstoppable then
Imagine needing tall players to be the GOATs of your team
>>158090137Loser cope
lane johnson retirement is fishy
He's too powerful.
>>158090151Based Mugsy
>>158090156He sees where this shit is going.
Can any ball knowers explain what is wrong with the Eagles?
>Jordan Love has now thrown for multiple touchdowns in each of the Packers’ first four games of the season. He is the first Packers QB with two-plus passing TDs in each of their first four games since Aaron Rodgers did so during his 2020 MVP season.
>Murray threw for 247 yards and the offense gained 336, the highest team total of the season, but the unit again failed to find the end zone, extending its streak of possessions without a touchdown to 18 (excluding final drives with victory formations in Week 1 and Sunday's game). All 15 points came off the right foot of All-Pro kicker Will Reichard, who now has made 31 straight field goals. This kind of offensive output won't keep the Vikings undefeated for long.
so Lane Johnson just decided to retire mid season because he was getting his bussy plonked and had a melty?
this is an obligatory good morning post for my /nfl/ frens (to clarify i'm about to leave work myself already hehe)
>>158090225why are people ignoring the fact that the slides before TD was a tactical choice to run down the clock
>>158090240Have you told everyone at work that you're gay?
>>158089382good keep that trash in Houston
>>158090207Anemic offenseWorse than the Bills when Josh goes into trash-mode
>>158090228Iggles weren't playing well. Jalen got depressed and couldn't bring the ruckus like he used to. Lane said "fuck it, I can get my bussy busted at home."It is a lover's quarrel.
>>158090252most of the stuff i put in jira tickets are links to bo nix so they propably know that i'm a closeted homosexualno wiat that's you, fren hehe
Took 100 years>With their 15-10 win in Week 4 against the Dolphins, the Vikings became the third team in NFL history and first team in the last century to begin a season 4-0 despite not scoring a touchdown in two of those games. The 2026 Vikings joined the 1922 Chicago Cardinals and 1923 Chicago Cardinals as the only teams to accomplish such a feat in NFL history.
>>158090225I wouldn't be surprised if the Vikings somehow managed to miss the playoffs. They are very fortunate that their defense is as good as they are.
>>158090261You're lucky the kangz are undefeated so i can't talk shit. You should be waking up every morning thankful owners were too shit for brains to hire Brian Flores during the last cycle
>>158090261Cooked that piggie
woke up feeling bussy
>>158090228remember why paul george was suspended last season and what his excuse was?
>>158090270i thank the ghosts of john madden, doug lombardi, phil collins and johnny unitas that kwesi is gone
>>158090164his album is lit
Turner is living in the backfields of opposing offenses in 2026 and making an early case for Defensive Player of the Year >Turner was again excellent for Minnesota's defense. The third-year edge rusher took down Malik Willis twice -- one of which was a strip-sack fumble that the Vikings recovered -- to bring his season sack total to 5.5 through four games.
dog shit thread
>>158090270>You should be waking up every morning thankful owners were too shit for brains to hire Brian Flores during the last cycleNobody is hiring Flores to be their HC while he's actively suing the NFL for racism
>Kenneth Walker III joins Jim Brown (1958 and 1963) and O.J. Simpson (1973 and 1975) as the only players in NFL history with multiple 170-plus rushing games in their team’s first four games of a season.
>>158090335sounds racist not hiring a negro that is suing for racism
ice cream thread
>>158090262>TardinalsOf course
>>158090335not to mention that his stint as the dolphins HC wasn't good
>>158090338>seahawks didnt want this
Seahawks opened the season 3-1 for the fourth year in a row.2026 - ?2025 - SB2024 - missed playoffs 2023 - missed playoffs
>>158090207Gimmick offense that got figured out last year. Trading their best reciever for a pick two years later didnt help either
>>158088709Ben Johnson might be the GOAT
Who was he throwing to?
>>158090490He spun out of that tackle and wanted to make a big play. Its aura farming gone wrong
>>158090442of Lake Michigan but now he has to win in Green Bay this week
>>158090490A lot more fun than 3 & out and punt
>>158090510>
>>158090490The guy in double coverage, seems pretty obvious to me
>>158090362What the fuvk
>>158090490Nice tackling by the pass rusher
>Against the Chargers OL: Seahawks defensive back Nick Emmanwori finished with a career-high four QB pressures and a sack on eight pass rushes (50.0%) against the Chargers. He also matched his career high with five run tackles (including a run stuff), second only to Seahawks linebacker Ernest Jones, who finished with seven tackles against the run. The Carolina Kid>2024 - First-team All-American>2025 - came in second place for Defensive Rookie of the Year, and won Super Bowl LX as a key member of Seattle's "Dark Side" defense.Seattle has him 2.7 more years on his rookie deal
>>158090510Wow, only 3 black hc this year
>b-bryce d-dung
>>158090510>>158090225>>158090572Problem?
>>158090611What team is going to hire him in few years and then latter regret it?
>>158088527my niners raped this guy on sunday c:
>>158090611He is a great DC/bad HC guy
>>158090623Beat. It wasn’t rape
>>158090619Chargers
>>158090641>texans #10Into the trash it goes
>>158090633talking about the kiwi
>>158082777>Duval winning it all>Da Burrs at the Supurb owlI thought this was supposed to be a fucked up evil bracket. Bears-Jags Owl is blessed.
>>158090631That's what they say about DCsPic related is the Ben Johnson of the young defensive head coaches and most probably don't know his nameWould you want him as HC? Not if you don't have an established franchise QB. If you need to develop a franchise QB you want a young offensive hot shot head coach like what Saints and Panthers have. Also Jags with how TLaw is finally what he was supposed to be. Because you get a good defense but can't develop a QB other than Big Ben, you get Mile Tomlin
>>158090490The Devil told him to do it!
>In the first 3 quarters of games since 2022, Joe Burrow is #1 in lowest turnover rate>In the 4th quarter of games since 2022, Joe Burrow is 34th out of 38 in turnover ratewtf bros i thought he was joe cool under pressure?
>>158090676Think how crazy it is that he can even hang in his division You have the two long tenured of the young shot offensive coachesAge 40 McVay (since 2017)Age 46 Shanahan (since 2017)Plus a young hot shot LaFleur
>you now remember when Cortez Kennedy and Rick Mirer got caught on TV eating hot dogs on the sidelines in 95
chosen bros, hailee has betrayed us...
>>158090725no, I don't since I wasn't even alive in 95
>>158090762bullshit. love is still topping the charts in terms of EPA and CPOE
>>158090762Apologize
>>158090762And in the real world Bryce is top passer
>>158090771>has a good OL>still fucking sucksLol
>>158090572Bowles almost certainly fired this yearGlenn >50% chance fired this yearRyans seat is warm. Toasty, even
>>158090762My mediocre razorcakes!
>the onus fell on Brock Purdy's shoulders to make a play on third and goal. Purdy did just that, calmly surveying the entire field before finding Deebo Samuel wide open for a short touchdown pass >Brock Purdy threw for two touchdowns without an interception in Week 4, his third consecutive game with multiple passing touchdowns and no interceptions, tied with Jared Goff for the longest active streak in the NFL. Purdy has thrown for multiple touchdowns in each of the first four games of 2026, the longest streak to start a 49ers season since Hall of Famer Steve Young did so in seven straight games in 1998.
>>158090771>Bucs sign Baker to a prove it deal>Doesn't really prove it>Still sigh him to a fat franchise deal
How many this Sunday, /sp/?
Will Purdy finally take a sack this weekend?
Daily reminder that Herbert is inside a 10/10 right now while everyone else is seething about his QB play
>>158090822the two are directly correlated
>>158090822We're all aware of the succubus destroying his ability to play football
>>158090822He's all arms no brain
>>158088554Fuck she’s hot. Do girls in Jax really look like this?
>>158090122>negative canthal tilt
>>158090841every girl in jax is a milfy asian mommy
>>158090804I lol'd
6 7
>>158090849I dont get it
>>158090822
>>158090857le funny AI image
PERSONAL FOULBREATHED NEAR MAHOMESAUTOMATIC 35 POINTS ADDED TO KANSAS CITY'S SCOREAUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN
>>158090822more like a 6/10
>>158090822never understood people who live vicariously through the fact that an athlete X is putting his wiener in celebrity Y
>>158090207Offense can't carry squirts.
>>158090876not sure if it's better or worse than customers of multibillion dollar companies busting the balls of customers of other multibillion companies because their company made a bigger profit than the other company
I refuse to be impressed by "Yeah bro I'm dating an only fans girl"congrats on the live in hooker
>>158090762>"I’ve heard personal stories of Uber drivers telling NFL passengers that they break down film for PFF. That they watch the TV copy ONLY and put a grade out. You can’t watch film on a TV copy and make a grade.
>>158090876There are a disturbing amount of posters here who engage in celebrity worship ip
>>158090884>xdrone/sonypony detectednintendo won
Top7 Scoring D after 4 gmsNFC12.8 - Vikings D16.0 - 49ers D16.3 - Bears D18.3 - Darkside Defense AFC13.3 - Jags D19.3 - Chiefs D19.3 - Patriots D
>>158090857>>158090804Just the whole thing. I think it's when I realized it was trying to make TLaw this scary darklord that I started laughing. He's literally the Prince Charming guy
>>1580908742/10 would not throw my season away banging 7 times a day
>>158090927Nigger just make him Arthas from WC3
>>158090884basing one's personality through the profits of multibillion companies is an instant tell that i dont wish to be associated with them...
>>158090876>>158090952Welcome to America
>>158090850cum shitter KEK
>>158090771Jay culter type record, though cutty was a perfect.500 for the bears in the reg season and the offs
>>158090947>mfw my team has 3 QBs on that list
>>15809082210 surgeries scheduled10 boggings accomplished
>>158090955the only americans i am willing to familiarize with are the frens on /nfl/ and some of americans on east coast HLL:vietnam and squad servers
>>158090947Drew Lock >>>>> Shitrick Shithomes
why did Lane Johnson even bother if he was only going to play 3 games
Odell Beckham Jr to the Vikings kek
>>158090947Collingsworth just had to give Mahomes a high grade lmao
>>158090982He probably thought they had a chance to win another owl and then he remembered Hurts doesn't have a super team around him. No point in risking an injury at his age either
>>158090985OH FUCK OFFWHY
>she thought the Broncos or Chargers would win the AFCW
Vikings are losing on Sunday. They have to.
*punts*
>>158090947LamarPenix Fitting the two great black QBs are in Atlanta & Baltimore Atlanta - the modern day Black Mecca, home to MLK and the Black Ivy League Baltimore - home to the National Great Blacks in Wax Museum, it was the Black Mecca at the beginning of the Civil WarBy 1860, Baltimore supported the largest free Black population of any city in the United States.Famous antislavery activists include Frederick DouglassHarriet Tubman
>>158091015I'm not even a AFCW-er and even I think this is funny. Still, fuck the Choofs.
>>158090985what you best be kidding
>>158090736When jews wear the cross it’s to brag that they killed Christ
>>158090736Crosses are just a fashion statement these days
>>158090122The glowup is real
So Herbie was adopted by a succubus and completely lost his ability to play football, but what happened to Josh Allen? Seems like his bitch left his ability to play but has really emphasized the pathetic parts of him. I don't think anyone has hope anymore than the Bills will win a superbowl in Josh's window.
>>158091015They really thought the Chiefs weren't going to be good. That shows the asshurt that they've inflicted onto this general. A single down season and everyone is celebrating and taking a premature victory lap acting like they can finally come out from hiding. Pure PTSD.
>>158091078Yeah I wonder what happened with Josh Allen>pic related: his bitch with a “coworker”
>>158091078Josh Allen was a choker before he got with Hailee Steinfeld. Nothing has changed.
>>158090874Is she all natural?
>>158091090How can one man be so based?
>>158090736Who cares. There's nothing when you die anyways.
>>158091058we need depth and OBJ is probably really really cheap, Finbro
>>158091148Kek imagine actually believing this
>>158090816Probably a few
who the FUCK decided to have the Falcons ay 2 fucking primetime games in the same fucking week? what the actual fuck? someone needs to be fired.
>>158090947>Top 5 are all blackNice
Bills are going to get bootyblasted by the Rams, aren't they?
>>158090921 the only two white person to score against the 49ers D this season:1) Bo Nix2) Dolphins WR Ryan Miller
Predictions for Seahawks 49ers?
>>158091078Nothing’s happened to Joshie, he’s always been Diet Favre
>>158091155all it says to me is that jeffersson is gone longer than expected...
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
Why is no one talking about Dak Prescott?
>>158091193Bonix.
>>158091168the falcons are a good team now
>>158091209but 3 fucking primetime games in a row? i don't care how good a team is, this should not happen
How the fuck did Purdy get this good? Wasn’t he a shitty QB in college?
Trevor Lawrence is the best quarterback in football right now
>>158091157if you can mathematically prove that consciousness transfer is possible, the energy required, and where it's coming from, and directed to, I'm all ears
Patrick "The Schedule" Mahomes
>>158091221System
>>158091227Some truths dont need your pedantic methods.
>>158090947Baker Mayfield will return to Restore Order in the NFC South after being knocked off as perennial King of the Mountain last year by Bryce YoungThey still have Tua ready to breakout when Penix gets hurt too
The chiefs and 49ers are both 4-0. Why isn’t this being talked about more?
>>158091198Dak *is* the NFC East right now
>>158091263this general won't shut the fuck up about the chiefs what do you mean
>>158091263what's there to talk about?
>>158091263Everyone knows neither team is making the owl
>>158091285They’re both probably ending the season with 1 seed which dramatically improves their odds of making the Super Bowl
*wins*
>barely beat a rebuilding team despite playing the best game in years>tight end is the Jennety of his marriage >have to live in KC Ooof 4-0 frauds
>>158091221If you watched Purdy play in college you knew he had the motion. He just didn't fit the stereotypical athletic profile at the NFL level. The one thing he did have that was always elite was pocket presence, he would dodge defenders that he couldn't possibly see.
>>158091258Stafford might be too old to do the same in the NFCW. He's at 6 TD / 6 INT this season..Might want to start getting that new 1stR pick some more snaps
>>158091263The Chiefs are frauds who could barely beat the Raiders despite playing an insane game. It would be pure kino if the Raiders eliminated them in the playoffs and humble these plastic fans who can't even name the QB and coach before Mahomes and Reid
The NFC South is in the process of turning a corner. The NFC East is on the decline. Soon enough, there will be a new NFC shit mountain.
I see a frog and I do not read.
>>158091188They're going to tie in the regular season series.
>>158091221MR. IRRELEVANT!!!
>>158091263Because everyone hates the thought of yet another 49ers/Chiefs Owl
KANGZ
>>158091364Then maybe your team should just get good and do something about it.
>>158091294Before 2013 the chance of both first seeds making the owl was low
>>158091198he plays for the cowboys so you're only allowed to talk about him when he fucks up
>>158091349Reminder that this was Purdy's first year starting in college, putting up 3 bills on Hurts and Cee Dee Lambhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSAgDoA_q4
>>158091198You mean Shit Shitshit?
>>15809136449erjotos vs queefs II was the last good owl
>>158091308Darnold isn't the only one who got shown up by his back up. And Case Keenum isn't on here (too few pass att to qualify?)
>>158091314The Chiefs beat three decent teams, one of them so hard their bussies will never recover.
>>158090703Joe Buddy is a choker
Would you rather have SF Kyle Shanahan or Philly Andy Reid as your coach?
The Browns are atop the AFCN
I'm concerned that we are going to luck into a win against the broncos this weekend chargie bros
>>158091439SF Kyle Shanahan and then just audible out of his shit plays in the owl. gg no re
>>158091443You guys will almost certainly beat us. Like this is a textbook "get right" game for bustin. I'm not even going to get my hopes up
>>158091451the only hope is with the entire oline being out that the offense will be even worse
>>158091454/pol/ is that way
>>158091421For me it was eagles destroying the chiefs
>>158091460Which way
My team fucking sucks
>>158091468Hol' up
>>158091461only good because the team i hate more lost. the only thing better would be al-qaida taking the stadium
>2026 AD >Still seething about the Chief's dynasty instead of appreciating it while it's here
>>158091461For me it’s the Bucs owl ruining any chance Mahomes could ever lay claim to Brady’s title as goat.
>>158091483>iToddlerkwab
>>158091483I need to get my eyes checked
>>158091483
>>158091468What team?
Ryback uses an iphone
>>158091483michael "mr glass" penix out shooting herbert right now lmao
>>158091468Wow. A /nfl/ poster that’s NOT delusional!
>>158091475I didn't even watch. I refuse to watch the Goy Bowl if it's not SOVL
>>158091505>sports analysis is a totally real, totally legitimate profession bro!
>>158088572I’m surprised the Steelers aren’t bottom 5
>>158090947In the AFCW it's like "oh my god what is going on in here" but the 2024 NFC South is taking advantage of itKubiak2024 Saints OC (5-12)Cousins2024 Falcons QB went 7-72025 Falcons QB went 5-3
>>158090985I guarantee he finishes the year with under 5 catches.
>>158090137> Tampa Bay held the Packers to 17 points, a best for the defense through a month of games>the worst team you’ve played yet scored the fewest pointsWow
>people hate the Browns choosing Watson over Baker so much they refuse to acknowledge how he’s fizzled out in Tampa since the midway point of last season.
>>158091524i have an unnatural compulsion to watch ball>>158091545in what world would he even get targets? maybe red zone work?
My Chargies!
>>158091557>implyingThe only ones seething are Primesexuals
I’m glad PFF has been recognized as shit stat slop. Eye test chads (game watchers) are vindicated vs PFF fags (stat watchers)
why are eagles fans like this
>>158091454this but with the Texans
Is it too late for Jameis to have a career resurgence as a starter like Darnold or is he simply too stupid? He’s got the throwing ability
ONLY 180 POSTS IN THE LAST 4 HOURS ARE FREAKING KIDDING
walker will be back-to-back super bowl MVP
>>158091594Bro people have shit to do
>>158091593He's too dumb, but KINO locker room presence and Charisma
>>158090822I’d rather not be with a jewess
>>158091598they're trading him to the rams?
>>158091603
>>158091608Lol
I knew he was destined to be great the moment he shredded the greatest college football defense of all time
BOW DOWN
>>158091603>>158091612don't fall for it
>>158091545Its a nothing signing but funny to think he is still trying to play
>>158091557Does that make up for the last 3 years and $90 million cap hit?
>>158091539In AFCS, it's great weather and smooth seas ahead for Jacksonville, Florida with the Texans at 0-4. This time last year Daniel Jones had that awesome start to last season. Figured out or does he have one more great run in him?
>26 of the next jags home games will not be played in Jacksonville The Jacksonville Jaguars of Orlando and London
I want a repeat of the 2023 playoffs because that’ll cause max seethe
>>158091624average NYC white woman
COMPLETE NIGGLES FIRE SALE COLLAPSE HOLY SHIT
season's over. at least the sixers are back soon
>>158091647>>158091664
this league is a joke
>>158091671sirianni gone when?
>gave up a 2nd and a 5th for this guy>also has a massive contractWtf are we doing
I'm going to miss watching the greatest pass rushers of our generation completely disappear when lighting up against Lane Johnson.
>>158091624>all of I sudden, I hate Palestine and think the US should invade Iran!Kraft approves White Men marrying Jewesses.
>>158091468Just like my islanders
>>158091647There are people in this thread who actually think this is a trade that the Eagles did not win by a landslide.
>>158091687PFF isn't the word of god you know. Those numbers are completely made up
>iggles tear downyo hand over that nigga smiff then
>>158091689TJ owns him
>>158091647>the Eagles' downfall is finally happeningHopefully the Devil is finally coming to collect and it's with interest.
>doubting LurieHe knows how to build, tear down, and rebuild. Eagles are in a down year but they'll recover. Sirianni's fucked though.
>>158091683The war on celebrations is gay>>158091689Trent Williams will be next
>>158091687>PFF
>>158091723
>>158091731If you switch around the Z, A and L you get Analzone
>>158091731>Analzone
Bears fans are seething that for what should be their legendary run, they can't get past the Kangz defense
What are the Eagles going to do when they go 6-11 AND have 6 gorillion dollars of backloaded contracts against their salary cap over the next 10+ years?
>>158091738true
>>158091746They got their owls so that should ease the pain
>>158091687>peeeeee FF
>>158091459Just look at that fupa
Which NFC West team finishes 3rd and gets a free win @ the Cowboys in the Wild Card? I'm thinking Rams.
>>158091746At least they actually won a Super Bowl
>>158091761Dart returning for the Wild Card and shitting in the Rasms' mouth for murderballing him would be kino
>>158091764They won 2!
>>158091687idk if i agree but most people will tell you a future 2nd is equivalent to a 3rd
>>158091746Draft smart and develop young players
>>158091740Ponder the sharp aroma!
>>158091683Is Juszcyk a HoFer? By production numbers he flatly isn’t. By position, he is the best FB that’s been in the league in decades.
>>158091766>DartThe gints will be picking in the top 10.
>>158091753Best part of a woman, tbqh.
>>158091769Only front office cucks think that to protect their job because they need to win or get fired. A second rounder is a second rounder. If I were an owner I’d make them trade for premium picks a year later.
>>158091722Won't mean anything cause they'll keep playing Hurts who is regressing
>>158091776Their first round pick from last year is getting clowned on the field and retweeting piss porn off of it.
>>158091784it depends on the timeline you're working with but yeah in general i'm with you
>>158091789Oh well, it happens
We all know how cousins' season turns out
>>158091789Who? Lemon?
>>158091789sounds like a philly everyman
>>158091687Those are his grades for GUARD, not center
I have brain damage and have been losing impulse control recently. I feel like I’m going to grab my dick at work or say some gamer phrases soon
Flores is carrying
>>158091746umm don't worry about it bro the salary cap is going to skyrocket or something
>>158091647good move honestly the current group is clearly on the decline so it's better to get something in return and start overthe most interesting stories to watch will be how they move on from Hurts and Barkley
>>158091832Why would they move on from Hurts
Seems kinda pricey
>>158091837He's not good
>>158091822could have just said you are black
>>158091779There have barely been any fullbacks in the NFL.
>>158091839>>158091806Also>PFFDisclaimer: I have no idea what he's like as a center, but that's his primary position so these fake grades can be disregarded doubly
>>158091842what good QBs do you think exist right now? there's not much alternatives.
>>158091557>mfw the Browns were right all along and just got unlucky with injury
>>158091827Infrequent reminder that picking the Raiders over the Patriots is free money
>>158091827KOC is such a fraud
>>158091842there aren't really that many good qbs, hurts is close to the least thing wrong with that team
>>158091839The Ravens have been concerned about the loss of Linderbaum for months. I personally think there was an element of that situation that made them get cold feet in the Crosby trade, in that they were going to need their future draft capital for it, so they preferred paying top of FA market for Hendrickson instead. In-season OL acquisitions are inherently expensive, but they clearly think it’s worth it. I wouldn’t be shocked if they also make a move in the first round this upcoming year for another linemen if they like the scouting.
Are we winning yet?
What has Hurts done when he doesn't have a stacked roster?
>>158091764This is Baker Mayfield
>>158091893would you take mcnabb over hurts?
>Howie fleeced yet another teamIt’s at a point that I’ve stopped being mad and just wish we could have a GM like him. It’s like he’s the only one who realizes that future picks are still valuable.
>>158091837he's not good enough to keep them competitive while they reshape the roster and he's not going to want to waste prime years on a rebuilding teambetter to just blow it up and start fresh
>>158091764You did too?
>>158091899Look on the bright side, Daniels is back just in time to expose the biggest frauds in the NFL
>>158091898Yes, at least McNabb was entertaining
>>158091827Pretty cool we have three times like the Lions now, too bad Bills aren't in same division but Lions vs Cowboys in playoffs will be fun
>>158091893Tough to say. He’s pretty much always had a good team, other than maybe 2022. They still made the playoffs as the 7th seed. He was elite at the toosh poosh for a couple years, but he and the OL have regressed at it and/or the league has become proficient enough at defending it that it isn’t the automatic it used to be. He has also played well in the biggest games, which sometimes even elite QBs struggle to do. He is not a prolific passer, which is why he gets doubted the way very few former 2nd team all-pros and SB MVPs do.
>>158091920my lions will not be making the 'offs
>>158091934You’re probably right. Give the Lions the Vikings defense, and they would be favored to win 15 games and the SB.
Pick 'em, /sp/. >TB-DAL>PHI-JAX>NYG-WAS>CLE-NYJ>CHI-GB>IND-PIT>MIN-NO>HOU-TEN>LV-NE>CIN-MIA>DEN-LAC>DET-ARZ>SF-SEA>BAL-ATL>BUF-LAR
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?>NOBODY!
>>158082777My brownies would bootyblast all these shit teams (except the faguars)
>>158091948>TB-DALCowboys>PHI-JAXJags>NYG-WASCommies>CLE-NYJBrowns>CHI-GBBears>IND-PITSteelers>MIN-NOVikings>HOU-TENTexans>LV-NERaiders>CIN-MIABengals>DEN-LACBroncos>DET-ARZLions>SF-SEASeahawks>BAL-ATLFalcons>BUF-LARRams
>>158091963>bearslmaooooo
>>158091976Your team is shit. Get used to it.
>>158091976A white QB is still playing for them this week
chargers :(
>>158091827This looks like the AFC & NFC Championship after four Point DifferentialNFCOnly four teams with over +20 point differential in NFC are+58 49ers +37 Bears+35 Minnesota+32 Seattle (Reigning Champs)Next best is +12AFC AFC only has six teams not in the redOnly four teams with over +20 point differential in NFC are+51 Jags+41 Chiefs +31 Raiders Ravens and Bills both are +20Top7 Scoring D after 4 gmsNFC12.8 - Vikings D16.0 - 49ers D16.3 - Bears D18.3 - Darkside Defense AFC13.3 - Jags D19.3 - Chiefs D19.3 - Patriots D
>>158091948CowboysJagsGiantsBrownsBearsSteelersVikingsTexansRaidersBengalsBroncosLionsNinersRavensBills
>>158090947Considering that the Chargers QB Bust'n Herbert is a bust, can the Lions convince OC Mike McDaniel to come here?
who do you think is more legit between the falcons or panthers?
>>158092004Tf is Darksider defense lmao. Corny ass niggas
>>158091647Howie is rebuilding, its a good move
>>158092065
>>158091647lane retires and the oline decides to go awol on hurts
>>158092037y tho?of more importance for the lions:>new DC>literally anything to help the pass rush>literally anything to help the secondaryveteran journeyman and injury history value signings don't count
>>158092065>>158092068
If the 49ers win this weekend they will make it to the owl
Thursday night game looks like it’s going to be a slurp fest. Are Al and Kirk going to commentate better to keep their jobs?
>>158092118no they won't. they will all be injured or dead
Rams BROKE the Eagles and sent them into a full rebuild kek
The Jacksonville Faguars lol
>>158092139And the Rams are going to be joining them next year when they go one and done in the playoffs
>>158092127Al hasn't given a shit on TNF for years and Amazon hasn't moved on from him yet.
>>158092139as if they weren't already buck broken getting booty blasted by a literal who 3rd string
>>158092158I really wish he would have chimped out over the BANG BANG BANG at the browns stadium again
>>158092118Fair thee well, brave 49ers!
>>158092170>a literal whoZoomie
>>158092083>>158092068WTF REF
ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA
>eagles falling apart and about to rebuild >chiefs exposed as frauds>patriots are a jokeI hope the Browns, Raiders or some other shitter like Jacksonville win the Owl
Browns-Jags AFCCG
>>158092217Anyone but the Rams.
NFC East exposed as the fraud divisionThey'll put up the Cowboys as their rep, who are basically the Lions. Lions might not even make the playoffs because Bears & Vikings are both so good. And the NFCW has 49ers & Seattle in. Add NFC South Champ and there is only one more spot available and Falcons and Panthers might take it from the Lions
>>158092217queefs niners III with Shanahan losing (again) while the camera cuts to Taylor Swift
>>158092217It was supposed to be Bills / Seahawks :(
>>158092213Based
>>158089765>>158089799>>158089815Quick rundown on TLaw?
>>158092243why can't the cowjokes just have a competent defense?
>>158092274Jerry says no
>>158092274It probably has something to do with the fact that Jerruh is paying Dak $60 million a year with $231 million of it being fully guaranteed
>>158092274They did until Micah left
For the Kingdom!
>>158092262Very kino QB. Has a pure heart and a majestic mane. Overcomes deficiencies by will and the power of friendship.
>>158092245Im okay with this
>>158092274They just need to gelR-E-L-A-Xtop ten DBeating Giants Pulls my hair outWears a cowboy hat
>>158092293That's why they call him the Prince. A true man of royal lineage. Like the Charlemagne line
>>158092293Kinda gay
LETS GO WATSON*clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*
*punts tentatively*
>>158092274>let dan quinn leave>let mccarthy coach out his contract on a lame duck year>give him post-retirement mike zimmer as dc>takes all year for the defense to start looking somewhat competent>refuse to even interview zimmer for hc so he leaves>hire matt eberflus as your new dc>then hire a new hc and tell him not to worry about the defense>trade micah parsons before the season>give him guys like kaiir elam and kenneth murray to work with>act surprised when the defense sucks all year>get rid of almost everyone>finally let schotty do his thing>take the hiring process seriously for the first time in decades>decide to hire a 30 year old rookie dc who's never called plays before>you are hereit should get better as the year goes on but what did anyone expect?
punt this bussy
The team with the better running back wins. Cool sport lmao
>>158092358Didn't work for the Vikings
As a woman in /nfl/, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
>>158092339Just think, in another life, Mina works at an Asian massage parlor that Deshaun frequents
>>158092364Aside from one year, Peterson was the entire offense for the Vikings.
>>158092381He was still the best RB in the league, you can't win if you're one dimensional
>>158092365HORRY SHEET STAY COOL GUISE STAY COOL
>>158092339What about that week in particular made hearing completely reasonable and boring commentating banter that much worse? Was she on her period?
>>158092365Straight up, son
>>158092388she didn't get enough attention all to herself
>>158092377wouldn't be surprised if he has crossed paths with a relative or two of hers in this life
>Odell Beckham Jr. Takes J.J. McCarthy's Old Vikings Jersey Number After Practice Squad ContractNine bros.... his Jersey number hadn't even cooled yet....
>>158092421He gave them his best...truly vicruel
>>158092421>practice squadLol OBGay couldn't even get a starting gig
>>158092351>>let Dan Quinn leaveThey can have him back
>>158092381That one year was awesome those. Elite offense, elite defense. HOFer at QB & RB. That just happened to be the same year both Brees and Manning started 13-0 and meet in the SB, but Vikings were the final boss Saints had to get through to get there
>>158092438Would have won too if favre didn't go full retard one last time
>>158092440Now that it’s over, why did he even ponder passing?
To be the balls, you must beat the balls. Wait...
>>158092358It mostly just means the team can get to the playoffs, but the best teams have some of everything.
what the FUCK did eli mean by this?
>>158092451>Ponder passing
>>158091179Bootyblasted? No. Lose? Yes.
>>158092358>The team with the better running back wins.
>>158092463He wants his nephew in New York, like he was. It isn't that deep
>>158092471Is that Gurley? He was the talk of the town on his rookie contract then just disappeared
I'm gay for Trevor
>>158092509fucking zoomer
>>158092509Steven Jackson, zoom zoom.
>>158092513>>158092518I'm probably older than both of you
>>158092485All the Manning boys starred for Newman High, rich $25k/year private school in New Orleans and they have the same colors as the Jets. Would be cool to have Mannings as the two modern greats of the two NYC franchises Arch has to pan out as a quality draft prospect first, unless Jets want to take a 2ndR guy with one of their 3 first round picks just to generate buzz like the Browns did with Baker Mayfield >Family Proximity: Eli Manning lightheartedly admitted he "selfishly" wants his nephew drafted by the Jets so they can live close to each other, noting the team facility is near his home.
>>158092526I fucked your grandfather, dude.
>>158092533Good for you gayboy
>>158091738>>158091740gonna take it right into the ANALZONE
>>158092526even more embarrassing you don't know who he is then, unc
>>158092463can we address the giant elephant in the room that Arch isn't actually good? Are people watching him from week to week
>>158092541>even more embarrassing you don't know who he is then, uncWhy do you type like a retard
>>158092548I know you are but what am I?
>>158092544>people arguing whether he'll be Peypey or Eli>he ends up being Arch 2.0He won't last 8 years in the league
>>158092558That implies he will be successful.I wouldn't do that.
>>158092544just enjoy the storylines chud
>>158092563He could be a journeyman QB
Arch Manning sucks
>>158092463Um, he wants his nephew to succeed in NYC like he did, but he concedes that might be difficult with the Jets, hence the admission the desire was selfish since thay would be unlikely to happen.
>>158092567Exactly. Or a bust.Arguing over whether he will be Peyton or Eli is stupid because both of his uncles were NFL success stories...
>>158092580All he has to do is turn out like Bayfield and people will love him
>>158092512Who isn't?
New>>158092604>>158092604>>158092604
>>158091753must breed
