cum shitter is dealing
Bro, dis dude is shitting cum
who /spaceheater/ here?
rays
if theres cum he's shittin it
>cum shitter
This dude is only going to give up the one run…
make it 17 years of more yankee suffering, raysies
>yankees
Cum on Rays, get your shit together
MY STREAM SHITTER
rays are losing this unfortuantely
>>158073885and there it is
RAYSUP
LMAOOOOOOOOOO ONLY 1-0?>RAYSP
>>158073880This is just pathetic from the Rays offense. 0 for 8 with RISP in three innings is embarrassing !!
>>158073871Later on in the year I use
>cy shitter
coach primate
Rays are cheating
go rays
>>158073918this dude is gonna be back in jail before the world series is over
>>158073871/spacecooler/
>>158073918John Primate is a great third base coach
>>158073885that is fucking RACIST. he needs to be banned for that
>>158073938More like LET'S SHIT SOME CUMMERS
rays are cheating, Ill meet cam up in the locker room, Ill fill him back up... this isnt my pookie
>>158073918arrest him again
>>158073945You sound soft abd niggerish
>>158073964is that LeXplorer
>>158073960if his defense wasn’t retarded he’d have 4 scoreless innings on 50 pitches,
>risprays
>>158073973Yes
HOME RUN
strike.
WE JUST NEED TO FOCUS ON FUNDAMENTALS, LETS WATCH THE TAPE FROM 6U
fuck Rice is good
I wish both teams could lose
>>158073938this aged well
holy ricearoni!
all that shit and the yanks tie it up with 1 swingrays choked this one
I knew the rays were gonna pay for fucking up every single change, fucking shit ass team
RICED
Rice is using roids
fill 'em up ben
bennie boy
>>158073871Kek I use one in the winter. Most my house will be like 55F but whatever room im in will be 68 with the space heater
I told ya the starting pitching for Tampa drops off after Rasmussen.
Didn't even get to five innings yet
Ben Rice is him
ALL RICE
THATS FUCKING RIGHT WE SHIT CUM AND HIT HOME RUNS 28 SOON
bros i can feel like cocks piling up
>>158073871im trying to find some slippers that have built in cooling padslike kinda like an icepack but footwear that you chuck in the fridge for an hour before wearing
cum shitter lol
Tied already after such a bad start. Rays better wake up
>>158073984I hope things are better these days brother, and that you have found it within yourself to change for the better.
HIT THA BALL OVA DA FENCEHIT THA BALL OVA DA FENCEHIT THA BALL OVA DA FENCEHIT THA BALL OVA DA FENCEFUCK SMALLBALL HOFUCK SMALLBALL HOFUCK SMALLBALL HOFUCK SMALLBALL HO
this game is far from over
>>158073964Why does this person look familiar?
lmfao u seething, flyoversTAMPA GAY
Uh oh
>>158074005Rays are playing much better. It was sheer luck
Can someone injure Rice so he cannot bat anymore? that would be great.
Freddybros.. he may no longer be dealing
>>158074034tell that to freddy
>watch any game in florida >it's more than half visiting fans FL is a fuckin joke
Rays will still walk it off
It's not even the 5th inning yet Freddy
Freddy Fuck-up
When you strand the entire population of Florida on base you don’t deserve to win this series. Just an embarrassing effort !!
>>158074042>Rays are playing much betterThey're tied so it doesn't seem like it
Rice is the only one who can go yard on a hung up change up. Grats stankeee doos
>>158074052Only at college football is this not true. And maybe heat playoff game
lardcia bailing him out there
the Rays may have just handed away this series. What a momentum shift. I’m gonna vomit
cum shitter kek
>>158074052Florida doesn't really care about baseball
what's he thinking about all the way up there?
>>158074063Heat fans famously left a finals game a while back because they were down in the 4th then came back to win
What's to do in New Jersey, Yanks.
>>158074080>how do i get the yankees to play the world series here?
Imagine if the rays hit the ball over the fence in any of the first 3 innings. Game would be over.
>>158074052there are more native new yorkers living in florida than rays fans
>>158074044
>>158074039>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV4GL2dZXgA
>>158074091Watch NFL football.
>>158074091die in a violent explosion
>>158074080seething that silver actually punishes teams in his league
can i add nereus to my jardiance/paxlovid stack?
>>158074080how to damage control the inevitable dodgers collapse
BASED SLUGGERBRO
>>158074091I live in Tampa.
>they have actual stingrays in the stadiumwhy aren't they called TB Stingrays? It sounds better than just Rays
>>158074094They'll do it in dramatic fashion in the 9th
>Yankees payroll: $308M (3rd) >Rays payroll: $95M (28th) Uhhhhhh big marketbros???
when Walters inevitably gets fucked by the long dick of the law, should he roll over on all of Ohtani's criminal activities to send him to jail too?
>>158074125
Yeah, this album is dedicatedTo all the anime virgins and the chuds that shit up holy /sp/To all the jannies that banned me while I'm tryin to make memes to feed my daughterAnd all the niggas in the struggle. You know what I'm sayin'?It's all good, baby babyIt was all a dream, I used to shitpost with wacky memesEdit pics of Grosskreutz in my late teensPower rankings on the wallEvery Sunday red zone and a California chase bowlI let the threads flow when the tripfags blowEating smegma butter when pjotr rang - noWay back when the jannies hadn't attackedWith the ChangChong monitor to matchRemember /sp/? The 4chan sports barYou never thought the jannies would take it this farWe were in the limelight cause we memed tightSans pay, blew up like the world tradeBorn /sp/er, opposite of a /pol/ wienerRemember when OP would deliver?Peace to LeXplorer, Lyl, and Uncle LelRip my homie, jannies will go to fucking hellSlow death like the mods hoped we wouldBut still /sp/, same code, same hoodIt's all goodAnd if you don't know, now you know, nigga
>>158074116LOL
>>158074129Looks like you live between 41 and 275 north of Bearss
>>158074138devil rays was based but christcucks have to ruin everything
Come on Yankees come on Cam lets fucking go
>>158074138or maybe something like tampa bay devil rays
>>158074138That fishtank looks awfully small
Legit question for anyone who's watching via hbo: I've gotten four straight ads with>anime themed pharma>thick latina shilling weight loss pills>latino video game nerd shilling something (not sure what, I muted it)>an ad for a company selling machine toolsI'm a latino weeb who works as a procurement manager for a factory. Is this the mother of all coincidences or am I getting the shit targeted out of me with these ads? I gave my name as "John Smith" when I made my account and I've never watched anything anime related from them.
>>158074138Too many old people offended by the word gray
>>158074142stankees are buckbroken by simple, smart baseball
>>158074142Let's see how the Rays would do against the Dodgers and their payroll.
>>158074152>>158074154Devil rays sounds cursed and satanic, that shouldn't be the name of an MLB team. Stingrays would've been fine
>>158074151Namefag meet up when?
>>158074138Because they're not "Rays" as in "Stingray". They're "Rays" as in "Rays of sunlight". Not joking.
>>158074142What do you want, a handout?
>>158074157I’m watching on HBO max on starlink in Texas and every break has been dueling Talarico and Ken Paxton ads
>>158074162I mean they should have beat them in 2020 but Cash was a retard and pulled Snell
>>158074155It really does.
>>158073880Do you still have contact with your jail buddies? Did you got a gf?
tranpa gay
Schlittler is dealing.
>>158074157doyers bro btw
>>158074173florida is cursed and satanic
>>158074178Devil beams of sunlight
If you actually live in Tampa what is your Busch gardens coaster ranking?
>>158073854>tampa gay
>>1580741872020 was a Mickey Mouse title. It would not have given Tampa any legitimacy.
>>158074187we liked him in that spot
>>158074200Yes and the whole world will enjoy it November 19th
>>158074187It's gonna be funny seeing Snell go CGSO against them in the world series
I can’t tell if Schlittler has more clutch than Clemens or if the Rays are really bad at RISP.
Padyankees alliance? We all hate Domes.
>>158074190My 4th wedding anniversary is next week lol2 of my prison homies are already back in prison
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYI1322iQDg
>>1580742051. Sheikra POWER GAP2. Egypt3. The wood old oneThat's pretty much it, it's a 3 rides park
fuck da yankees
tampon gay gays
>>158074157I have never used drugs and I'm heterosexual yet I get constant HIV medication commercials during sports broadcasts
>>158074178I heard they were Rays as in Ray Romano
GRISHED that flyball
I still would a hag Jennifer Garner
>>158074155>>158074188because it is, horrible habitat. they only get moved somewhere bigger during the offseason
>>1580742051. Montu2. Iron Gwazi3. Sheikra4 cheetah hunt RIP Kumba
>>158074230Good for you! I'm so proud of you. Where did you met her?
>>158074236They closed Kumba in august and people already have forgotten it. Sad
the best part of tampa is that they have a portillo's
>>158074205I was bummed to hear they retired cheetah hunt. Loved that ride Best thing about Busch gardens is the fast pass is completely worth it. Saved us so much time we probably got an extra 12 rides in compared to the unwashed masses waiting 20 minutes for each ride
>>158074205There were all closed except for Sheikra and Egypt when I went. I got 3 rain check tickets out of it. Better question: where the fuck are the lions?
>>158074259How is Sheikra not number 1, it's literally the only reason to visit Busch Gardens
>>158074259Objectively correct. F in the chat for kumba.
>>158074266>her
jizz jizzum
>>158074280>>158074290Oh wait was it kumba and not cheetah hunt that closed?
bimzelx worked for me
>>158074278THREE the one on fletcher and the other one in Brandon and the one in st Pete shoutout to the one near universal studios though it’s next to a White Castle
>>158074205are you talking about roller coasters? is tampa famous for those or something
>>158074102I faintly remember this guy. I used to be on /sp/ more years ago. Now I usually just come for playoff baseball..wasn't he a Tampa Bay tripfag?
>>158074290FROOGA
>>158074304bimzelx made me grow a 4th testicle
Yeah I heard Busch gardens has gone to shit. I wonder if adventure island is still like picrel
>>158074301It's a big meh. Looks great outside but you ride it it's mid, Busch gardens is better for rides, Universal is good if you have children or you are a big marvel/harry Potter fan
>>158074315Still am
I'm a New York woman. A real New York woman!!!
>>158074301Yeah Hulk is a good ride. Always did that one first since it's right near the entrance. Jurassic Park and Hagrid are both good but not worth the 90 minute waits
wisely stopped that time
just a double eh
Rays outfield is scary
how long they gonna let cam sling for?
>>158074333Why did your homies went back to jail?
yanks looking to give cum shitter some cushion
Thought he was gonna go for third
>>158074205never been to tampa but the virginia one had a coaster called big bad wolf back in the day that was kino. Also Escape from Pompei.
>>158074178It's even worse, they were originally named after stingrays, but then later changed it to be Rays as in "ray of light".Full story for anyone autistic enough to care:Naimoli [the OG Owner of the Rays] initially planned to call the team the "Tampa Bay Sting Rays" but the naming rights were already held by the minor league Maui Stingrays in Hawaii. >The Maui club offered to sell the name for $35,000, but rather than make the deal, Naimoli opted for a different species of rays, and the new franchise was introduced as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. >The name was not welcomed in all quarters; the devil ray is not nearly as common in waters near Tampa Bay as the ubiquitous cownose stingray, and several pastors of local Christian churches told the Tampa Bay Times that the inclusion of the word "devil" offended them. >However, fans approved the name in a telephone poll set up by Naimoli, who had offered to change the name to the "Manta Rays" if the public chose the alternative.>The team was rebranded before the 2008 season, abandoning its name "Tampa Bay Devil Rays" and green-white color scheme for a new existence as the Tampa Bay Rays.>Dropping the "Devil", the new Rays name referred to a ray of sunshine (for the Sunshine State of Florida), and the team adopted a navy, Columbia blue and gold color scheme.
>>158074314Yes Tampa has Busch Gardens which is a lower cost amusement park more focused on roller coasters than the huge Disney and Universal parks in Orlando. Busch Gardens also has a zoo which is cool
>>158074333Oh. Oh no....
Austin Wells is a good catcher.
>>158074314While Disney competed with movie themes, Sea world with killer whales, Busch garden went with a zoo and world class coasters. Everyone else has caught since then though, especially universal
>>158074234Marty Friedman is still there—brings back memories
5 innings at freddies
I’ve been going to Disney a lot lately and here’s my coaster ranking1. Guardians2. Expedition Everest 3. Tron4. Slinky 5. Space mountain (for the nostalgia)6. Test track (it counts)
>be the big trade deadline acquisition>can't get through 5 innings
Cam Booser, o kek
>>158074376rides freak me out after a bunch of people got brain damage at six flags
>>158074368It's the best park in Florida if you are over 15
>>158074352They were from Athens, OH. Drug capital of the state lol burglary and weapons under disability
Stanton should be hitting for McMahon here
>>158074376Muppets rock and roller? Rip Aerosmith
RIP to all those we lost now ridin them coasters in da sky
Freddy is at 60 pitches.
>>158074389Howl-O-Scream at Busch gardens as a high schooler will never be matched>mom picks us up at 1am Saturday morning>play halo 3 the rest of the weekend
>>158074376Disneyland Paris is much smaller than Orlando but you can drink alcohol basically anywhere as you go around so thats cool at least
they call him five inning freddy
>>158074402Holy kek. The non-Floridians itt have no idea how funny this reference is
>>158074364>be an mlb owner>throw a fit over $35,000Tampa will always be small minded
>>158074374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3jpNfxFUg
4.2 inning freddy
>>158074376guardsbros, we are so back
GREAT PA RYMAC
5 fucking innings
He just crapped himself at the end there
>>158074415Alcohol is what EPCOT is for lmao The tradition is during the guardians pre show Dave Bautista asks what do you people from earth call yourselves? You’re supposed to yell back ALCOHOLICS!
>out after 66 pitcheswhat the fuck? he has 2 outs. let him work you stupid fucking stat cucks
the end of the line...
>>158074364christ cucks kek
suck it
>>158074393Still think so?
>>158074415It only just occured to me, growing up in Florida we always called it Disney World, not Disneyland.
Freddy two times goes two times through the order through the order
>>158074419>NaimoliItalians are stingy as fuck
>>158074402>>158074418>mfw i was 4channer when this happened
Okay tampons, remember the name of this location?
>>158074443You lost
This nigga ca$h managing scared.
>>158074387what?
rays blow it here
>>158074443Stat cucks? He was crashing, man.How do you walk a guy you were up 0-2 on in that situation?
>>158074453I had totally forgotten Disney world had a nascar race track and actually held nascar events at it I never got to do the Richard petty experience Rip
>>158074460??
>>158074453>growing up in Florida we always called it Disney World, not Disneyland.That's by designDisneyw*ORL*d for OrlandoDisney*LA*nd for Los Angeles
>kalshi market oddsSHUT THE FUCK UP RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158074443Analytics say its not the right move
>>158074457>generic laser tag arena number 5
>>158074364If the entire state of Florida was dragged into hell, gommaged, thanos snapped, whatever, out of existence tomorrow, the entire planet would instantly benefit overnight to such an extent it's not even funny.
>>158074413You are going to make me cry bro
>>158074413I had a good childhood but grew up in the gray and wet PNW where amusement parks don't exist. Would have loved to have a summer pass to Busch Gardens at 14. Riding coasters and chasing girls all summer must have been peak
The White Sox and/or Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams.
>chased by RyMac Is Freddy ever going to get past the hump?
>>158074484just like me frfr ong
IS THAT A KALSHI LOGO?! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!
>>158074454
>>158074457Q-ZAR!What’s next? Celebration station? Sound exchange? Green iguana?
>>158074476crashing? at 66 pitches?? IN THE PLAYOFFS??? the guy is a 10 year vet for pete's sake!!!
whyd the rays just lose on purpose? because they want a lockout and are colluding?
>>158074505kek
>>158074364Are you Rowdies anon
UMMM GOYS DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GAMBLE ONLINE? OR FROM YOUR PHONE??
>>158074418>haha yeah bro it's so funny an innocent child died
>>158074513>celebrationWhat’s up with that place? Went to visit a church there and it all seemed very artificial and almost like a TV set.
>>158074498>Would have loved to have a summer pass to Busch Gardens at 14No, you wouldn't have. I went to Busch Gardens at 14, it sucked.>chasing girls all summer must have been peakYou can do that literally anywhere.
>>158074522Yeah
>>158074522its not gambling, its a market - like the stock market essentially
>>158074514It seems he's well known for not lasting long tbf
>>158074524>innocent childwasn't it some high school giganigga
>>158074520nope sorry im a red sox fan & I don't really watch football/soccer
>>158074498And to top it all off>get FL driver license at 16>get first car >take girlfriend to Clearwater beach in the middle of the night
>>158074524Tragedy and comedy are one in the same
4.2 innings
>>158074522NO FUCKING WAY
>Carson Benge won’t have a shot at winning ALDS MVP
>>158074542I took my girlfriend to Key Biscayne, our shitty first time clears yours easily
>>158074522for me it's betDSI
Stankeekikes thought that one was gone LMAO
raysbros....
>>158074527Celebration has the coolest looking Publix in the entire state
RISPY POOS!
Smellinger KWAB
Phew no grand slam
stankeedoo'em kek
KWABINGER
BASED COWBELLS
>>158074558they really did kek I heard them!
Why didn’t Bellinger simply hit the ball further for a grand slam?
Belli is smelly
>>158074531Which is also gambling.
The difference between the Yankees and Rays pitching staffs are STAGGERING !!
yankee fags thought that was gone kek
Schlittler's List.
stankees kek
Lellinger fucked that up
Thank god holy shit
>>158074549There are no MVPs in a divisional series dumbass
u gotta be kitten me
>>158074554>>158074542My hs girlfriend cheat on me with the history teacher. Which is the true distillation of growing up in Florida
stanks kek
>mfw when I thought that was gone
Yankees fags are adjusting their off-the-bat expectations since they aren't playing in a minor league stadium
how was it not gone???
>bellendger
Can’t hit the ball better than that.
>>158074595kek stankeedoo 'em casuals
>>158074568Rays are 0 for 8 with risp, jeet
I invested with Schwab and they raped me
>>158074606i look like this and post here.
cum shitter
>>158074613what were you wearing?
>>158074613by Schwab himself?
>>158074597lol our class valedictorian at Wiregrass Ranch MARRIED the history teacher less than a year after graduation. He had a wife and two kids before that Justfloridathings
>>158074597jesus lol
>>158074613Schwaba does that
>>158074613schwab!
>an absolute bombshut your fucking mouth dumbass
"No Time IN October" should be the new postseason phrase for Yankees and Guardians right now KEK
Rays need to get schlittler over 80 this inning
>>158074601if jonny deluca or any rays hitter hit that exact same pitch that exact same way it’s a grand slam
hit it 405 feet kek
kek cum shitter
>>158074612cry
>>158074627Why is this a thing, I had a Florida gf that told me she lost her virginity to her history teacher. Didn't know it was a thing until now
Rayscastros thought that was gone and had heart attacks
>>158074613You got raped by this guy?
>>158074640Not gonna happen they're getting cutter mogged, velocity illusion is doing its thing.
>>158074597based jacksonvillian
scham clittler
>>158074597>>158074627I remember one of my teachers talking openly about going to Ultra with us in senior year. His class had assigned seating and he always put the hot girls in the front row. Anyway you'll never guess why he got investigated and fired a year later.
Jones looking like Ronaldhino
cum shitter jej
CUM SHITLER PRFFBBTTT
>if he continues to cum on this ballwho let this guy into the booth?
>continue to cum on this ball
>>158074603Humidity killed the speed.
>>158074424oh thanks I really do prefer Megadeth over Metallica
STUNT THESE YANKHOES, RAYIES
COME ON RAYS
RUH ROH SHITTER HAHAHA
RAYS UPNOT SO FAST YAKS
>>158074652i wish there were more of these on youtube. ive watched the ~5 available like 10 times each
Good shit aranda
Aranda is a good player
>CUM SHITTER
YANKEESISTERS???
so much cum and shit on the mound it’s touching the roof of the trop, national guard helicopters en route for cleanup
vgh... gakt!
slow motherfucker lel good hold
nah cams actually a fucking faggot
>>158074627>>158074629Wild. In the four years I was in high school there was:>a teacher arrested for cp>a teacher arrested for banging a junior after school>a teacher had to resign for getting to close with a senior girl on the educational trip to Europe (this was my ex gf)That doesn’t even get into the student craziness but you find more of that elsewhere
kek cum shitter kek
RUHH ROHHH STANKS
>I learned from captain Aaron Judge>I surely will drop a catch in right center
shitler is dealing
>>158074664Yeah wiregrass was wild. Class of 09 baby https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2010/10/21/teacher-in-dui-arrested-again/
dude cum shitter lmao
Joez McFly in shambles
cum shit cum is dealing
UH OHSTINKY
uh ohh stankies!
Stankeedoo em!!
This is what happens when a masshole like Cam Shitter tries to troll his town of Boston and his fans despite he grew a fan of theirs.
my actual cy young starting pitcher wouldnt(because hes on the IL)
cum shitter, kek
YES
>>158074698Literally nothing scandalous happened at my west coast high school lol. I don't think we even had a fight at school in my 4 years
JAZZ KEK
>>158074710Jomboy status?
now I get how he got the nickname
>>158074707>girls swim coachKek
welcome to jazz's minstrel show
It is crazy how often they hit Cum especially compared to other teams who look like this against Cum.
>>158074737Another Jizzham error?
dis nigga shittin cum
>cum shitterKEK
>>158074738They're still gay and funded by the MLB, so no changes
>jizz>defense
>>158074739when you see it you know
why not bunt here with the fast black?
CUM SHITTER CUM SHITTER CUM SHITTERmaybe it was a bad idea letting this faggot throw 1000 pitches in a 9-0 game against the Dead Sox
>>158074698My teachers were pretty boring, just the occasional going through divorce phase for some of them but nothing insane like you listed.
>>158074698kek that’s mental, crazy that it’s not uncommon for FL too hahawhy history teachers too lol??
It's insane that throughout the entire Aaron Boone era, no matter what the lineup is, you have>horrible baserunning>horrible defense>0 plate disciplineI was pretty young back then, but I swear this wasn't an issue with Girardi's teams.
remember that time when Jizz quoted out loud that he was going to SHOCK THE WORLD for Great Britain in the WBC?
ouch
>>158074750Instead of being in on the grass to make a play at home. He stayed back. So it allowed the run to come home.
scham clittler cy young winner
Kek
>>158074707I would so bang her
I just had a nashville hot chickie sandwich and nashville hot chickie fries
>>158074768Hope he enjoyed his World Series there.
Oh no kek cum shitter!
>>158074774Yankees have an ancient identity of power hitting, power pitching.
4
KEKKKKKK
>>158074732>>158074770same, never anything like thatmy misso’s school old school had a sex pest that was arrested a few years ago tho lol
Hahahahahhahaha
new york produces some of the most comedic baseball there is bar none
are they a fucking high school team lmao
lol stankees
Yankees have bad fundies.
OH NONONONONO
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Cum shitter getting an enema
STINKEEEEEEEEEE STANKEES KWAB
>STANKEES
kek stankees
I FUCKING LOVE CHANDLER SIMPSON THE MOST EHTICAL PLAYER IN ALL OF BASEBALL
LMAO STANKEKS
>see shittler is good, that was an error, so not his faultthey practiced this unethical era padding all year and people act surprised they shit their pants doing it in playoffs.
stankees XD
>cum shitterkek...KEK!!
>yankEEEEs
I LOVE CHANDLER SIMPSON
>cum shitter>stankee fieldingembarrassing
>>158074776he did shock the world being the whitest player for great britain
DA NEXT JEETAH
>>158074823Classic Stankees errors
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YEEEAAAHHH
WHAT WAS THAT
CUM SHITTER KWAB
>>158074771My guess is that there are HS teachers fresh out of college, the girl that told me she lost it to a teacher told me the teacher was 24
>$300M in salary >cant field a ground ball HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ewww yucky he shit all that cum all over the mound on national television ewwwwwwwwww!!!
thats another errorHOPE YOU LISTENED TO THE ANON WHO SAID YANKEES OVER 5.5 ERRORS
Stinkees embarrassing.
https://vocaroo.com/14s9S6YWUmaB
genuinely how are the yankees so bad at playing basic ass baseballits embarrasssing to the sport because casuals already think baseball takes no athleticism, then you have a famous team on a massive payroll putting on these kinds of clownshows
You literally see all the shit and cum all over the mound
he shits cum and gives up 3 runs
Lombust kwab
is the field soaking wet or something??
big stinker
El Shaler Sinso
>>158074799GIWTWM
It's another Boone masterpiece He's too soft on these cats.
UH OH STINKEE
uh, theres a trail of something sticky on the grass, is that pine tar? isnt that banned?
Daaaaaaaa Jankees Lose!
We love Chandler Simpson here
george wouldve never let this happen.
To be fair to broccoli head there, it's hard to field the ball cleanly when it's dripping with shit and cum.
DA NEXT VOOLPEEH
>>158074874milk and cookies are still on the table if they don't reach 5 errors
hilarious
I feel bad for the Trop groundskeeper who has to scrub all that sticky shit and cum out of the turf.
>>158074849hmmm easier to imagine that happening I guessyou just think history teacher and a crusty old dude usually springs to mind kek
>>158074861>because casuals already think baseball takes no athleticismit doesn't, I mean fat mexicans like Aranda can be good at baseball. it doesn't demand much athleticism
>>158074891i miss when billionaires gave a shit about cool things
Schlitler hasn't really pitched a bad game, lots of weak contact this inning. Would've left him in tbqhwufam.
>>158074891Would've fired Boone and told cashman to train his replacement
Volpe makes that play.
>>158074627Our math teacher got caught collecting "charity" for extra creditOur new chemistry teacher was gone within the first two week of the year after news of prior dalliances caught up with him
It's right in front of them
>>158074909he was making the game more entertaining if anything
He doesn't even shit cum. That ain't true.
>>158074891George would not let half of these Yankees on his roster.
He cumsAnd shitsHe cums and cums and shitsCum cum cum shit shit shitThe Cum Shitter show
>>158074892kek
>cum shitterkek
>>158074905it takes less than other popular sports sure, but these guys are still doing things 99.9% of people cannot do. you underestimate how unfit and incapable the average person is
Utterly amazingRays are indeed the good guys
>>158074849what is it with colombians and lactating online for a man's viewing pleasure?
god i hope they fire boone and the mariners get him
the Yankees literally use the same three relief pitchers every game and they are unhittable !!
What is this challenge?
safe surely they can’t overturn that
>>158074926and thats a good thing
WE FELL IN LOVE AT THE HOMELESS PLACE
It’s all crumbling before my eyes
>>158074957Boone disasterclass
>>158074954Haven't /we/ suffered enough already
>commentary saying it’s tough to seefucking biased retards he’s clearly safe
>>158074957HE’S OUT
>>158074926Laughs in stump merrill
SAFE
Is jomboy ok?
>>158074955We watched Mason Miller get smacked last night, no such thing except Rivera in his hay day.
holy fuck
it just never ends lol
I sometimes have flashbacks of a classmate banging a teacher, like he would get close to her and try to touch her and the teacher would play like >Not here not hereTeacher was ugly as fuck of course, but she was probably good at sex, she even told me once that she didn't think I was gay but if I ever think I am to tell her and she would show I'm not.Wasted shot I guess.
baboone moment
It's getting sad hahahhahaha
>stinkees
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
LEARN TO PLAY DEFENSE FAGGOTS
>>158074973It's not Boone though there's someone else telling him to challenge
Baseball playoffs sure are crazy. Your Cy Young level guy has a bad outing at the wrong time and your season is just over.
kick boone out jesus christ
STANKEEDOO'EM DEFENSE KEK
baseball's replay system is so good. I'm often still impressed by how clean and detailed the angles are on the closest of calls
>>158074982How are the Jays doing tonight?
its over for da stankees
KEKEKKEKEKEJKEKEKEKEKKEKEKBSTANKEEEEEEESSAS DEEEEEFEEEENSEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE STANKEES
this is brutal kek
kek stankums
THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY LMAO
why were they reviewing a ball that was dropped
lombust kek
>wasting a challenge and taking out cum shitter within 5 pitchesBoone YES keep going >and an errorAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Yankees have more errors than hitskek
this the team that bodied the red sox??
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
MORE LIKE LOMBITCH
HOOOOLY FUCK
for the whole series until this inning the Yankees were playing the Rays but now they are playing the Devil Rays
So all the White Sox need to do to beat Tampa in the ALCS, is not make errors. Its that simple, because Tampa only beats the Yankees from their errors.
>>158075032Red Sox suck ass too
>>158075017Why is baseball so clean and easy to see but football has like 1985 quality cameras with 6 pixels on the whole screen
stankees look even worse than the philthies. what are these teams paying all this money for kek
>>158074927I sang it in his voice
>4 errors already
>>158073975hey @108 dicks sucked this yearhow is it that I know your team better than you do despite your year round autistic spamming?I TOLD you that their defensive fundamentals were garbage and you stuck your head in the sound about it like the retarded homer you are
I'm a disgusting tranny
>>158075032sux just got on a lucky streak good long enough to make the postseason then collapsed at the wrong time
>>158075028Don’t care how it was scored. Garcia had it in his glove
lmao
leave palacios alone wtf
>>158075057is that why you're enamored with a cum shitter
>>158075057I'm gay go yanks!
>>158075052To hit regular season home runs vs shit pitchers. Doesn’t make them good playoff teams. Just stat padding franchises.
>>158075057can you make it to philly?
where are there so many nonces around schools
Palacios sucks. Not getting a hit here
is there any chance the yankees can come back or can i go to bed?
Wow the Red Sox series really was the Stinkee’s World Series wasn’t it?
>>158075056Hm? The Yankees are playing like they usually do at the Trop. Dogshit stadium.
>>158075075likely place for them to gather, no?
they're losing... they're losing right now and yet they're still talking about the sox...
>>158075075afghanistan
>>158075064? lol are you trying to say that was a catchthis is some extreme cope dude that's pathetic
RAYS ADD 2
>>158075052At this point they just want a bunch of randoms to hit 30+ home runs each in their Mickey Mouse ball park just to say they are top 5 in home runs every year but get BTFO in the playoffs by basic plays
Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!Do the Stankeedoo!>Do the Stankeedoo!
>>158075075Access to children is a key component of being a pedo. At least they often get murdered in prison in the USA, as they should
I asked a substitute teacher to the prom. She said no but I could tell she wanted it
IT'S OVER
hahahahahaha
NIGGA ITS OVER
oh my days even the mound is against them
START SPREADING THE NEWS
OH MY GOD LEL
Shit it keeps cumming
>>158075091don't make me dig up the receipts you braindead cazoid. you don't know shit about baseball and need to be banned from /mlb/. you have no personality so you pretend to follow the yankees. but you're just a bandwagoning retard
KEEP PILING IT ON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOTAL STANKEE DEATH
STINKUMS KEK>>158075081KEK
>>158075081LEL
Jankees when they don’t get to play the Red Sox every game in the post season
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>158075109i asked my geography teacher to prom and she said no so i decdied not to go even though like 2 or 3 people asked memy first heartbreak
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAA
This is unbelievable
kek stinkees KEK
STANKEES
ITS OVER
They just get on base, and use it to beat the mighty Yankees
Uh oh stankee!
LOL you think we care? At the end of the day you Raysfags still have to play in that disgusting thing you call a "field."
You little rats are screeching with joy right now, but this is a brand new series once we're back in Yankee Stadium. Keep the same energy then you stupid momos.
New thread when
>make them play baseball
>>158075159Fucking lol
total domination
>Cashman fires Boone in the offseason>Replaces him with Mendoza
another brilliancy from baboone
Don't care.New York is still the #1 city in the world. And it's only poor faggots from flyover shitholes celebrating this game.
Yankees have gotten stale. Time for a change at the front office.
>world series will have roof gimmicks and will unironically end on an ABS challenge
Let’s go rays!
>go for 20 minute walk with dog>still fifth inning>5-1kek stanks
Tampa bros never forget what they took from us.This logo had soul
I'm rooting for the White Sox
>Make Yankees play defense>winIt's just that easy
>>158075169kek...KEK!!!
new helldivers advert?
>>158075159>j-j-just you wait until we play in our little league park surely we’ll RNG enough homers to cover for the fact we can’t make basic defensive plays
>>158075155>>158075159Oi dey be shittin cum oi
>>158075177Roof interference is sovl
>>158075176they are a perennial playoff contender, that's the best any team can hope for in a game as random as baseball. Cashman will have to be carried out of that office
these fucking yankee loving commentators can suck my dick>Remember how close bellinger was to that grand slam
>>158075178you could really tell who got the job due to DEI policy...
>>158075182what brand dog do you have
>>158075103The rays hit 100+ Mickey Mouse singles and finish last almost every season. 29/30 teams lose in the playoffs unless you’re retarded enough to believe the Rays will beat LA.
>>158075174Lol
>>158075178are those the players' moms?
thats the game and the series. yanks cannot win 3 straight
>>158075179I fucked her
>>158075183Weather on the 9’s
>>158075174>says never forget 9/11>elect one of them mayor 25 years later>they forgot
>>158075179mine was a history teacher, one of the first hot older women shorter than me. always smiling, always full of life
Spammy's meme magic is undefeated. cum shitter truly shat cum when it mattered most
>>158075178Are these considered Tampa 10’s? @lex
>>158075179Savannah Bond was your photography teacher?
>>158075211yeah im checkin those twin towers
cum shitter is bakin'
>>158075201>and finish last almost every season.Literally the 3rd most wins of any franchise since 2008 you fucking cuck
>>158075214Solid 7’sIfykyk
>>158075159AHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHE NYC SEWER JEW IS CALLING OTHER PEOPLE RATS LMFAO
>>158075218I wonder if Savannah Bond has ever thought about the meaning of life. Or about the validity of Manfred's extra-innings ghost runner.
Stankees should consider implementing smart baseball.
>>158075211Kek ya seethe, I’m reporting you to the fbi for threats against an elected official as we speak.
baking
>>158075240you always say this and then you NEVER BAKE YOU FUCK
>out of his...>ballbag...what is going on in this booth
>>158075183Would you says ladies liked you more after you tell them you are an ex convict?
Now I have to explain to my daughter what a ballbag is
>>158075249It didn’t make a difference I’m still bald lmao
>>158075218phwoar
Make the fucking thread
>>158075247was she hot?
>>158075211free bus rides tho
>>158075240HURRY UP IM HUNGRY
>>158075260May I ask you how you met your wife? Sorry if I make you uncomfortable
STRUCK him out
>>158075270She was pretty cute. Probably early to mid 20s. I really was shocked, I have no other word for it.
SEYMOUR!!!
>>158075283Plenty of fish
struck him out kek
after you stank 'emthen you doo 'emthen you stankee doo'em!
>>158075283he's the wife and they met in prison.
>>158075247she knew what she was doing lol
Ump is taking a beating kek
New thread now!!!
>>158075296aww <3
>>158075287I know a guy from high school who started dating the history teacher right after he graduated. She was kind of cute too.
>>158075287I would have had absolutely no idea how to respond to that at 17
>>158075296Do people still use that?
I can see why the Yankees were so hurt by Juan Soto leaving for the Mets. They just keep running into mud in the post season without him. He was the chosen one for them.
insane that the stankess managed to draft volpe twice
BAKE THE FUCKING THREADpretty please
>>158075296That's the dating app with the obese black women and meth addicts, right?
>>158075332>>158075332>>158075332
Our defense is good. The Rays are just the luckiest team of all time
>>158075333THISSSSSSSSssschecked
kek The Curse of Kei Igawa
>>158075317I'm not a zoomer who would call for the death penalty for a significant age gap relationship but I think that's a little weird. I don't think it should be illegal, they're both adults, I just think it would be a very weird dynamic and awkward to share stories of how you met.
>>158075384I get what you mean, but the dude had repeated grades and she was pretty young, so it probably didn't seem as weird as it would've otherwise, though I do agree it would be awkward to explain.
>>158075296He didn't ask for encouragement you idiot
>>158073854
