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>>158077792First for anime
uralics reporting in
dont go to /r/mmababes guys...
reminder mirko cro cop got gadooshed by schaub
>>158077792this was before he got on a high protein diet
>>158077813he looks weak and feeble
I can't wait until Dana steps down and we can finally hunter post, I hope fellow heemers have been storing some ammo on him. I can't wait until my hunter campbell post fight press conference hymen is broken
>>158077822watch him and daner doing color commentary at the aidin ross shitshow at the apex, he's on the olivi and gives us a lot of draft material
Hokdaddy finna bust up some boyholes!
>>158077766Fazza probably had insane knowledge, being schooled in the Soviet Union focused heavily in Wrestling/Judo. I heard that with weightlifting, the Soviets had uniquely techniques to develop strength being adopted by some serious strength trainers in the US. Breathing techniques and ways to help with recovery. Who knows what secret Soviet knowledge Fazza learned and kept for his team.Islam seems smart enough to go on without coaching(which he is essentially been doing since Fazza died) already being molded into a well rounded version of the Dagestani wrestler. I think Khabib wouldn't be as good without his father, needing more guidance.Khabib isn't his father and can't do what he did. Accept outside help, step aside to bring in an experienced, head coach for Umars corner instead of a glorified training partner (which he is).Having Umars corner filled with family and a brother getting emotional who can't control himself and jumps the fence when his brother got heemed, highlighted how unprofessional that team has become. I think a few months away from Khabib would be good for Umar and Islam. Both of them gassing halfway through the fight seems like Khabib is destroying them in training, filling his lack of expertise with having his team do gruelling workoutsI think Islam has potential to be a very good coach who can continue Fazza's legacy if Khabib ever lets him out of his shadow
>>158077822>Hunter Will he?I think the UFC needs the face of the organisation have some edge to him
>>158077792I don't know how he's doing now, but apparently Reem has remarkable resilience to CTE ,considering he's been knocked out, a lot. By some of the heaviest hitters in Kickboxing and MMA
>keep insane strength and cardio despite cutting close to 50lbs >use your unheemable caveman noggin to bumrush your opponent >use your retard strength to take opponent down >beat the piss out of them Why can't they execute this simple gameplan?
>>158077973Kvass was the key to Khabib's power. Islam and Umar refuse to use it because it's haram
>>158077915would even the slightest quality control be a lot to ask of you b
khabib and Fazza copied GSP's take down techniquethat's what make the brazza style workwithout GSP there would be no brazza dominationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsYho8Rc5pwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxGnt-pjFB4(you would know this if you weren't a cazzie)
>>158078012fazza said Jones is the GOAT and his talents a gift from the almighty sws no more needs to be discussed
>>158078017you can't copy Jones
fazza 100% had kvatso doing the dishes
Nobody does it like Nico Price man
>>158078019you are right maybe that's what ole 'manap was telling us between the lines, soviet prose can be a bit cryptic, that to imitate Jones is blasphemous and impossible
Umar: Reading Islam: Gaming Usman #2: Vehicular manslaughterAbubakar: Traveling Khabib: memorizing the result of every Champions League Final to brag about it There's levels to this
>>158078038Delete this
>>158078042
>>158078017He said its gift from gregor jackson
You need elite physical gifts and an unbreakable will to win to execute Khabibs plan. Only fighter to have the best performance of his career under Head coach Khabib? Belal Muhammad
*cough* Kh-Khabib, you're my son, and I love you. *cough* but Islam *cough* Is-Islam is the right person to take over as head coach, building on our future, training the team...Khabib, I don't need *cough* I don't need another pillow, I'm already comfortable ... K-Khabib, w-what are you d-?? *muffled sounds*
khabib has ruined the careers of most of his team by trying to make them emulate his retarded caveman pressure styleimagine if poomar was able to operate strictly as a striker with elite wrestling in his back pocket, he wouldnt have gotten sent to the picorealm by syd as easily
>*cough cough* uhh, khabib....>yes, fazza, what is it?>*cough* more *cough* more like khabitch #CSOOnly
>>158078106>(Russian: Гpeйг)The plot thickens
Is Naurdiev the only brazza fighter with tatoos?
something wrongi hold my headbinland goneour nigga dead
Coffees ready bros
>>158078126Is he a brazza?
>>158078202
>>158078212>cantinait hurts bros...
>>158078206He's chechen
Where was that energy when Bigg Rigg Steakhouse shut down?
>>158078268That place legit sucked ass. Tito's had good eats and soul.
>>158078263Oh so he's like jiri
>>158078126Does your definition of brazzas include Azerbaijanis? If yes then there's Tofiq Musayev who has a full sleeve tattoo
>>158078306inherently evil freakeven though he's a real violencemaxxed heemer i await the day he gets sent to the shadow realm
>Kevin Lee has officially announced that his catering and food business, BRAISED by Kevin Lee, has passed its city inspections in Dallas, TexasWe're all gonna make it :-)
>>158078332Based
>>158078332Nice.
>>158077938Khabib simply is incapable of putting himself in Umar's shoes. he didn't have to worry about having takedown timed. Umar clearly isn't explosive enough to properly utilise takedown threats or have good enough gas tank to chain wrestle. if he was at least explosive enough, you wouldn't have Mario kneeing him or Song timing his takedown. his chin can't even afford to take any of those shots. corner advice to gassed Umar about wrestling Merab was hilarious and their refusal of adjustment after mario utilised glaring issue in Umar's game was straight up unprofessional.
>>158078350*Braised
>>158078332I'd like to try his food
I knew Umar simply wasn't that guy after I saw him gasping for air during his entire post fight interview after the Bautista fight. He's never getting past Merab or Yan with his gas tank
>>158077971CTE is partly genetic, like hairloss, some people can have shit diet, sleep, stress and juice and keep a perfect hairline. Some people can abuse their body and face no consequences.
>>158078480Most things are genetic. People can smoke two packs a day for decades and never get lung cancer
>>158077971People who get knocked out easily by big shots do better with CTE than people with granite chins who eat a lot of shots. Brain damage in combat sports is mostly from accumulating a large number of shots
>>158078306he probably a shia innithe probably a shia innit
Rakhmonov posted this on his TikTok.Everything seems to indicate that he Will face Michael Morales.
>>158078530They're all Kuffar. What? Shia are Kuffar, what?
is giving a fighter after 2 year training layoff and several bad injuries an undefeated contender a wise choice? are they trying to either flush down Schaubcat or make him regain his standing the hardest way possible?
Why didn't he simply do this in every fight?
Perirea is getting his head boxed by this queen. He's cooked.
why did he do it?
>>158078012/thread. russians pulled gsps style and made it less engaging. the damage is done, gsp killed the sport before it even got started.
I shut things down. Ask Lavar Johnson.
>>158078808
Mosvar hasn't eaten sugar in decades. Volk is fucked.
Movsar fucks minors. Not sure what the implications for Volk are.
Looking forward to getting a real Russian champ
>>158078941Jon Jones
>>158078772>russians pulled gsps style and made it less engagingThere's so much revisionism around GSP because of what he accomplished. He was boring as shit. Watching GSP fight was like watching paint dry no matter if he was striking or wrestling. GSP's first priority in every fight was to ensure that no fight was happening
>>158078969Never heard of her
>>158078941Peter Pyan is from never neverland.
>>158078568He should take his time, it takes a while for knee to recover from surgery. Hes probably gonna look very slow in comeback fight
>>158078978GSP was and is still a pussy. He ducked Hendricks II, ducked the Strikeforce guys, ducked the Silva super fight.>ensure no fight was happeningslippery like grease that GSP fag was. fuck GSP I wish that Condit kick put his lights out but it didn’t and here we are.
>>158077806I SAW THE EVIL EYE
I'm at a slumber partyGirls Only!Got you mad!But you can sleep outsideHere's my Versace sleeping bag
KEK KEK KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Shavkat is divorced and got that zabit build
>>158078857>Movsar has 2 sons and 2 daughters >Volk has 4 daughters This speaks volumes
>>158079116Women birth sons when they feel they need protection and birth daughters when they feel protected.
>>158079131That's not real btw it's more likely that Volk is on really strong roids that's fucking with his T count and affecting his sperm. A lot of roid freaks only have daughters
>>158079144Chandler is roided as hell and has two sons.
>>158079144Michael Chandler has two sons from the north
Schwarzenegger, sons. John Meadows, sons. Peyton Manning, sons. Michael Chandler, sons. Tom Brady, sons. Conor McGregor, sons. I dunno I think the roids thing is bullshit.
Rogan loses his marbles every time he sees a roided black fighter.
Where am I supposed to get tacos in Cape Coral, Florida now? Tito betrayed us all.
The calf was compromised
>>158077806damn their some good shit on here
>>158079358Talmbout cattle farming och cooking with Volk?
Schaub says the cte gods won't touch him until he's done coaching his kids sports
>>158077792Fuck Dana
>>158079451Yes
Y'all marks wasting time jestering for the buzz when y'all need to be locking in on the bag
>>158079689I meant huzz stupid autocorrect
>>158079689Talmbout buzzlighyear bro? Foh nigga don't ever make mistakes around here
Dana said he is talking to trump about throwing his mom in adx Florence for libel
Conor is in trouble again. Degenerate nuisance can’t help himself.
>>158079894Yeah you can't get away with shit on irl. That's why "innocent" people like OJ kept doing dumb shit and getting arrested
>>158078126>>158078206>>158078263You're not a brazza if only born in chechnya or dagestan, then move somewhere. He grew up in Austria now fights out of Morocco. Imavov's not a real brazza either.
>>158078704poor
>>158080027Honestly looks like Pav simply had some internal malfunction with his programming. Didnt look even remotely phased by Reem's GnP, weirdly enough.
>>158080107this brother getting decapitated by big pav
>>158080107Pavlovich's reach is so long, even at Alex's safe calf kick, body jab spam range, pavlovich can still heem...
>>158080215>Clubbed that giant macaque to death ya love to see it
Joshua Van has only been fighting for 5 years and got the title in 4. Is he a once in a gen fighter or is the flyweight division just shit. Like genuinely the only fighter that can beat his Manel Kape
>>158080282Kayla Harrison could TKO that midget the whole division is a joke
Kek daners a gangster. Someone asked him why wasnt Pereira fighting for the hw title? And he's like why should he? He's like idk hype? Hype? No we don't match make around hype, we match the best with the best to find out who the best fighter is. Says all this with a straight face Meanwhile hokit is fighting gane lol
>>158080282Flyweight is actually a pretty good division. They are very technical and they are some of the most well rounded fighters. Joshua Van is just a freak athlete. Its weird how fast he mastered mma. Hes a rare talent, BJ penn was the same way. He became a high level jujitsu black belt in 2 years and won prestigious tournaments. BJ mastered MMA very quickly too.Some guys are just gifted.
MAC energy tanking harder than fidget spinners
>>158080288Stop lying. Flyweights could fuck any female fighters.Even a young amateur flyweight would beat a female champ. Its not even close.Women get their ass kicked by guys easily in any sport. A women pro soccer team got demolished by a male U15 team. Women are not built for fighting or sports.
I don’t see ufc or mma in general growing more popular under current circumstances. We’ve hit a ceiling and actually seen a regression under Ari and Dana’s stewardship.
>>158080089don't be autistic mate they're brazzas
>>158080325nope flyweights aren't men
>>158080301He's also an licensed RN/YN, grounded in religion and family.
>>158080415Like you can talk
>>158080417well yeah I'm not 5'3 125lbs
Why is this nigga training for? His prostate exam? Unc needs to relax.
>>158080337>Weve seen a regression UFC is actually at an all time high. They had record profits last quarter and UFC keeps growing year over year. Its actually going to get even better now that Paramount merged with Warner Bros. This will give Paramount plus 200 million subscribers. So UFC will be wit a big streamer that has more global reach.Dana and Ari literally keep winning.
>>158080484Looks and appearance is not the only determining factor. Joshua Van fights at an elite level. You just talk shit online. Which action is more manly?
Y'all jester around for the huzz when y'all should be at the forefront of this AI revolution being influencer kings
>>158080514This is probably bullshit because ufc and Dana is the source
>>158080128Perhaps.
Gaethje type a doo eat puffed rice in milk
>>158080568Its all real and verified information. The UFC is now traded in stock market under TKO parent company. They cannot lie about their finances. Its all public information, you are free to research the stock if you don't believe me.UFC is literally at a level where its too big to fail.> 1.1 Billion dollar paramount TV deal every year> several million dollar tv deals globally >Strong ticket sales monthly> Strong merch salesUFC is here to stay and no other mma or boxing promotion is even close to them. UFC is now competing with NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL for viewers. Its close to beating NHL.
>>158080416Registered Nurse/Young Nigga?
>>158080692Real nigga
>>158080692>>158080703Please don’t use that word around me
>>158080521no such thing as an elite flyweight, a dog catcher is a better fighter than van
>>158080771If you fought Van, what do you think would happen?
yall nighas haven't even posted the newepisode of Love and War PodcastBryce Mitchell is this weeks guest. https://youtu.be/FjoYd8ExU_c
>>158080636Justin is Mexican, the rice milk drink isan agua fresca called Horchata. Its really good.
Speaking of Mexican food, did titos line cook show up for work?
>>15808090310 minutes in and Bryce is already taking about Jesus
>>158079088Danas mom was greedy. She was mad that he didn't help her side of family. His mom wanted money to buy some bar too.
Just look at this mumbling retard I bet Trevor gives him roids and tells him they are Scooby snacks and he just claps like a seal
Winner: ILoser: (You)Method: Submission (punches)
>>158081099This poorfag has his cold water tub outside kwab probably not even close to the hot tub either by the looks of it
>>158081060perfect belly button for my loads
>>158081253Show some respect. That’s someone’s daughter.
Bitches think I'm Kyle Bochniak
>>158080493Sexmaxxing to satisfy as many black queens as possible
>>158081269My bad b. That belly button looks quite well suited for my hot cummies.
Three day fast? That's just pants on head retarded just take a laxative
39 days until Gane fights.
>>158080958A lovely Swedish beverage
Gane got mad that someone cheated in some mma reality showOh the irony
Test
Dogor McGregor Casper or Abu Nutty who u got
Imagine if Sarah safari cared about wmma
Does she have an onlyfans yet
according to danas mom ive creampied her son hundreds of times
Where the fook is everyone?
>>158082555Let's just say the trash has been taken out
>>158082555Existing in ecstasy
>>158080107genuinely why is he trying at hwhe should go back to lhw get a few more heems and retire lhw goat
>>158082780he thought gane and tom were free eats, turns out he was only half right
Eddie le won by.. barring Netflix from contracting daner to do the media stuff? Now they have to find some other company that will do a half ass job. Netflix is just going to be like damn this nigga hard to work with
>>158082780Because ufc needed a super duper fight for freedom 250. So they threw a bag at Pereira to fight at hw. How hes a depleted asset, when he could have just chilled at lhw and had a bunch of ppv main event defences instead.
>>158082833>How hes a depleted assetwhy tho? he could easily drop back and heem ulberg or jiri
>>158082839Hm true enough
>>158082821The truth is Dana won.
Dana won the long term, short term, and the story... Ngannou getting knocked out by AJ? Dana had sex with his mother, 37 years ago...
JDM needs to changes things up a but I'm thinkin drop the faggy ass name Jack and go for something a bit more heterosexual like LarryLDM now that dude would heem some niggas
>>158082948That's his white nigga name. His irl name is jockamo
Jocko Willinks? That doo fucks.
Jew
>tfw you have to slap your wife
Yjk his mom is the bad guy because your kids are your legacy and daner is a piece of work let me tell you.
Dana is a misogynist. Look at how he treats his wife and mother. Someone should heem him to teach him a lesson.
Shavkat confirms he is fighting Morales. I wonder how much slower he is after the surgery. Garry was trying to get the Morales fight but he got cuked as usual. Morales would rather fight the guy who beat him, Shavkat
>>158083125I thawlt it was JDM
Real ones remember the June White youtube interview. She literally said Dana was fucking Arianni. Honestly? Respect.
yes heem, it's that time again
>>158080958>Mexican
former Mexican current Swede Justin Gaethje
>>158083166He might be retarded but hes not dumb enough to shit where he sleeps.
Jewstin Goythje
>>158083258our Daner shits and then eats it so there's never evidence
Jewstin "The Hitler" Goythje
Justein Gathewiz
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Justin Gaethje is a monster
I saw Justin Gaethje beat up a disabled man once
The year is 2026 and Justin Gaethje is the UFC's undisputed lightweight champion of the world
the year is 2026 and Tito's Cantina closed, crushing the hearts of millions
Nigger
>>158083474No way man wtf
I just heard the news...
ONE, TWO, TEN>RATATATATATATATATAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158083474Kek the business was really hinging on a single line cook showing up every day?
>>158083440early stoppage
>>158083615it makes no sense to me either, but this is our beloved Tito we are talking about; his extremely successful cantina had to be closed cause he broke his skull. Just the way she goes
cumtender series
>>158083740shut up bitch
Laura Sanko's brown schwab peeking past the string of a thong
Do casuals not know about DWCS Tuesday Night Fights?Dead thread, only real heemers watching.I’m about to pan sear me a steak with a baked potato to go along with these heems.Any other men of culture on /heem/?
>it must be...le crispy sear
>>158083793I took a Schaub early & now my butthole hurts.
2012 Miesha Tate's pink portal fully spread
Sex
>>158083924With lots of butter basted for perfect texture & flavor.Ahh another man of culture I see.>oi Dana whoite
I had a double quarter pounder with cheese earlier, I put some chink sirachy sauce on the patties and it was primo
>>158083924nigga this post is fucking years old
>>158077915Don't b...
>it is after MIDNIGHTamericans are such pussies
>I've simulated takeya mizu--ACK
NO CONTRACTNEXT
anyone have the gif of Tom dancing?
shake n bake
>>158084078don't be proud of staying up to watch wmma slop
>>158084193there's 4 other fights on ya mong
>>158084104damn, ol cruz was good there for awhile but he took an ass whipping on the way out
>>158083924Come on bubba, it looked like he microwaved the thing. Non seared steak is akin to zero damage pitter patter and seared rare steak is a heem. It's been too long to keep coping like this.
gane-esque performance
Which fighter would've drastically improved if shoes were allowed inside the octagon?
>>158084220that's just other slop that doesn't require live viewing
There's still time, /box/ bros.... Don't let Helwani lead you down the wrong path for quick views. Don't let yourself be made FOOLS of. You may be lesser thans, have-nots, serfs, even... But you can still embrace your betters before it's too late. There's still time.
wmma so fun!!!
what do christcucks say when something doesnt go their way?
you can tell that she and Sanko are cut from the same cloth
>>158084537big dawg works in mysterious ways
>subbed by an indian
If the fighter doesn't speak english then the ufc should just limit their previews to a few catchphrases. That Jap shoulda just said banzai and gambatte and moved on ffs
>>158083219They do it differently. It tastes better, try it out.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>158084621Hes an indian prospect. lol not joking this is the best india has. The other indian guy has not fought in two years.
>>158084411Alu cheekz is sick so he probably wont be around long term. Think thats why they are pulling back on boxing. MBS will probably just go all in on Zuffa boxing for Saudi events and fuck over british boxing.
Dana is a massive hypocrite, but fr everyone else is an insane fucking larper.NO OTHER PROMOTION IS EVEN CLOSE???
too much pillowtap chat in /heem/ these days
>>158084889Pretty much UFC is on another level of its own. They are more comparable to well established leagues such as MBL, NBA etc. Its a wasteland of shit promotions. Many riddled with debt and struggling for any relevance. PFL is in massive debt and the original owners are mostly gone because they couldn't keep financing. This happened several times when it was WSOF and later PFL, The only one that is even doing decent is Rizin but they are only domestic and clearly B leagues. Everyone else sucks ass especially pfl/mvp
You now remember Gable Stevensonned
this nigga has a star of david on his hand
>>158085023it means something else in brazil
>>158085000ONE has some incredible talent pics, and trades would do wonders for the UFC. Them acquiring any talent is just them running their career into sub-optimal opposition
>>158085039what does it mean
>>158085039they're in Las Vegas
>>158085050WANNANOW
>>>/wsg/6227839
Just had sex.
TAPPU
>>158085093If you trained you wouldn't have time for pussy. Fuck off.
>>158085093what's his name?
Brazilian Portuguese is the ugliest language on earth
>>158085047ONE is in serious debt and barely does mma fights. They are crawling with an Amazon streaming deal and pinching pennies by using dirt cheap thai fighters that will fight for a couple hundred bucks. They all suck. UFC is another level.
>>158085268We don't denigrate other cultures here
>>158085093Who is he?
>salahuddin bundy everettOOOOOO SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158085268Its even worse if you understand it partially with spanish. I can understand like 60% of it and its a sloppy, bastardized spanish basically. It has weird vowels, rough pronunciations and other stupid rules like saying it as a "h" when its a "r" word.The language is also very masculine in how its spoken so women sound all dykey speaking it.
Dana got his catamite towelboy a fight?
honestly respect to jared canonnier for breaking the script in the middle of his generational flushing to heem the lying ass freemason barry soetero
>>158085364Yeah their vowel sounds are all from the diaphragm. Makes women sound like dudes
>Be shitty security guard>get lucky and score UFC security night job >get even more lucky and get day shift>Get promoted to errandboi, go fetch Danas meals and dry cleaning>UFC employeestalk you into traineing UFC>Get lucky chance to fight on ContenderThats a summary of danas slaveboi
>>158085404bro your greentexts are so shit and gay
They need to make one of these for cheesy spuds and park it right outside the Aspinal residence
>>158085404You just know that Dana was emptying his balls in him as the need arose
Is Luke Thomas still upset by sport washing or is that so last week?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>158085393Theirs was alot of slaves in brazil so I think the ugly pronunciation was developed by them influencing it with the rougher african languages. Then it spread everywhere. They are all throat in how they talk and its gross. Their music is awful too, hear any of their love ballads and its bad lol. The rest of the romance languagessound great especially french.
Standard American and Peruvian phenotypes
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLUMPY
>>158085429its meant to inform you retarded faggot.
>>158085446I heard Luke Thomas bitching about sports washing on his live stream just last week friend.
heh nice heem kidhere’s your contract. see you later tonight or your security shift
Danas so happy, his slaveboi did good. A big backdoor bonus tonite for sure.
UFC employee to UFC independent contractor
>>158085503smdh can't he let muslims be?
That shit was fake as fuck.Dude pretended to be scolded so Dana’s assistant gets the win & a contract.I wonder how much they paid him to take a dive.I-is the ufc always rigged like this /heem/?
>>158085529Luke has a tremendous amount of hate in his soul.
Desperately trying to regain some sense of masculinity after being used by Dana. Sad
What race is Sal Everett? Italian?
>>158085604middle eastern, maybe mixed.
>>158085604Brown
>>158085604American.
>>158085597It's tough
>>158085562this, Luke is a complainer always mad at the world. Its the same as UK poster. Always complaining, everything is awful and I need to let people know about it.They have feminine traits. This is what women are like.
>>158085653You're talking about spammy?
y'all youngbloods didn't have to deal with pre-covid spams doo posted doos covered in doo doo
Listen you guys.. who? Look, I'm not even thinking about spammy until Tuesday.
skanko is looking exponentially more walled every appearance
>>158085715i would still tape my mouth to her asshole for a month straight
>>158085727Based
gane's coach aint slick
>>158085715The loads she wipes off her face are acidic so bad for skin. Danas on some special juice diet.
Luke "Danang Destroyer" Thomas
>>158085746Right around the time Skankho got on commentary Dana White's doctor said he had about 10 years to live. Lich pussy?
i thought france was a white country?
8 months honestly seems like a short turnaround for a stroke
Is this french nigga better than Sy?
Who do you think makes Joe Rogan's bussi the moistest? Pinas or Gautier?
>>158085772Greetings time traveler, the year is 2026
Gonna have to make the drive to vegas one of these days to see a contender event. The tickets are dirt cheap.
Karim Zidan
>>158085785Pinas, he only sticks with winners.And that kettlebell is ridiculous.
>>158085802Rookie mistake, that's how they get you
doo just does not have a fighters build
>>158085785Are kettlebells still a thing?
>>158085779>you got that right partner >returning in a >STROKE >of time>COMING UP NEXT
Luke "I fucked the Napalm girl in the ass" Thomas
>>158085837What's your monitors brightness settings mate?
Friendly Reminder that Judo actually fucken works really well. Judo also invented all the good submissions and gracies just stole them.
HEEEEEEEM
BLACKSCANTFIGHT
HEEEEEEEEEEEM STROKEY
French faggots BTFOVIVA LA AAAACK
lmao frogs
Woaah black Betty (Bambalam)Woaah black Betty (Bambalam)
that combination was a stroke of genius
this is what hokit is going to do to gane
Gane is the only Frenchman ever who knows how to fight
bashed that buck
>LaGrangeReal French vs fake French
>>158085959https://youtu.be/Vppbdf-qtGU
Black Betty had a child (bambalam)Damn thing gone wild (bambalam)
Woaah black tranny (sneednfeed)Woaah black tranny (sneednfeed)
>>158085785listen to him talk about adesanya and you’ll get your answer
Danas slaveboi finally got his freedoms. Congratulations to him.
Guess it's just a boys club. Disgusting. Do better, UFC
Sanko is being such a whore tonight, shameless little tramp
Fuck Josh Hokit
Hok Josh Fuckit
>>158086346Never disrespect Hokdaddy
Post heems
RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>158086198Unfortunately the qt heemstress cannot blow Dana's back out so she is of no use to him
>>158086367
We don't do that gay AI shit here fuck off back to redit
>>158086493Hating AI is reddit dumbo
Power Slap 24 is this Friday, October 9th
>>158086545hell yeah dudei cant wait
>>158086545How about I slap you?
>>158082780Low IQ believed his own hype and he gained like 50lbs to do it, so he's stuck. There's also the fact he was ducking Ankalaev, who had video evidence of some sort of rib injury going into that second fight. We saw how much of a crybaby bitch he is after the Gane loss so he definitely took his ball and went home once he fluked through that fight.
@heemAI Hokit, Ho-Kit, Nina Drama. Please make a worthy shitpost out of it
Powerslap was Dana's humiliation ritual
Streaming spicy bangers & taking requests.Poirier vs Chandler on nowStreem.gg/freestreamReply with requests or spicy banger recommendations pls.
DANEH DANEH GIVE ME RAPE CONTRACT BUHBUHBUHBUH
>>158086667Ugh Dana ok with this?
>I want Power Slap to be my greatest success>*a finger on the monkey's paw curls*
*finds the monkey's paw*aw sweet, a wanking paw!
Wtf is a monkey paw
all this monkey paw business has me thinking, why does Dana love blacks so much?
>>158086984Its when you get an elderly women to whack you off
Dana is sitting flush on 300M liquid and you're sitting on heem losers
>"Paige VanZant getting slapped">table, packed arena and Heemzog >commentated by Bisping Freaky set up but I got a thing to do
Great job kid here's 10/10 and negative 1 full time job with us lol
could pvz use her butthole as a defense buff?
French bucks cant help but spread their bussy for the White American BVLL.
Damn that one girl left a 6 figure job to come fight today
When I win the Powerball I'm taking PVZ from that lame ahh nigga and making her my succubus
>>158087275it's called Power Slap
I'm the guy who ponders the mysteries of PvZ's bungussy. How did it happen? What is it? I want to get close and figure it out.
>>158087344>>158087097Can I see it please?
YES YES YES YESRANGERS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Fuck I;m a retard. Twice now wrong thread >:(
