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Trade period movers and shakers edition.
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Big Titsâ„¢
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>>158088617
So true
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Interesting that Daly has stood aside and is retaining his job and helping find Fagan's successor. I thought he wanted to be a senior coach considering all the job offers he's turned down. Guess he's happy to stay in the same role, presumably with a bit of extra cash.
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I’m the only white person on the tram
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>>158088645
>"“I am also pleased to confirm Danny Daly has accepted an elevated role as General Manager Football to lead our football program, recognising both his first-class leadership and his role overseeing our high performing football environment."
He'll be getting a good chunk of extra cash. They won't have to pay Fagan's successor, likely Bruce, anywhere near as much as Fagan was on unless he starts winning flags early.
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>>158088666
>likely Bruce
*Bucks
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>>158088655
>average Victorian tram experience
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the trade that bankrupted geelong
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>>158088655
>>158088680
at least we're not speaking german
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/thanks-to-the-30000-sad-lonely-men-inside-onlyfans-stars-180k-wedding/news-story/fba4f5438f8b7dbafe7a8f8661c9419f

Really, really good read.
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>>158088655
applied for a knife to the neck yet mate
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>>158088708
JUST
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>>158088678
Maybe but I doubt it. I think they'll go with Bruce. He's been at the Lions since 2022, is highly rated and has turned down a few job offers to stay so I figure he was backing himself to be able to get the job when Fagan stood down. Considering he's been there for five years it should be a pretty seamless transition with little disruption. I guess they might want a fresh voice with but I figure Bucks he's just there in the process so they can say how competitive it was and say 'Look how good the guy we picked is, he was a better choice than Bucks'.
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>>158088745
It's administered whether you apply for it or not. Only condition is that you must be white.
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Could use some arms wrapped around me
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>>158088742
grim as fuck
what a bottled creature she is
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What is even going on with women at this point
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>>158088779
>t.
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>>158088708
Just shows what a sex god he is. She's tried them all and he was #1.
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>>158088790
I don't want to talk about it.
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>>158088605
OHHHH WHAT COULD IT BE? 1/3
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>>158088869
IT p[ut cap in yo ass pewpoo poo pew toilet deshitter .45 dirty harry MOTHAFUKKA


YEAH HOMO WE SPEAKIN GERMAN JUST NOT U
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must be dropping big iggs if you need that
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WHO DAT? OH DATS HIS FRAU MOMMA SHE WAGIE CLEAN SHITTA
FRAU WAGIE
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>>158088790
kvetch mostly
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>>158088915
DER END SCHIESE BLOOSER POOS ER
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>>158088790
Nothing, my girlfriend is great
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>>158088811
crisp gossip mag journo
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>>158088940
How many investment properties among them?
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>>158088965
i don't want to talk about it
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>>158088965
Pretty sure state MPs aren't required to divulge it like federal are. I'd like to know though.
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>>158088620
The left ear is the straight ear. Easy way to remember:
>Right is wrong
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>>158089121
https://www.crikey.com.au/2025/08/29/which-australian-politicians-own-multiple-properties/
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>>158088940
this is so sad
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>>158089154
>INB4 PAYWALL
script from tampermonkey.
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ive got an investment property
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>>158088790
Exactly what the Bible warned.
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>>158089176
My condolences for today, we will never forget 7 October.
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>>158089176
Based mug
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>>158089168
link?
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>>158089176
What's the monthly payments, champion?
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>>158089213
that is literally none of your concern
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>>158089225
Negative equity?
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>>158089213
dunno, i let my accountant handle that
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>>158089154
Those 226 members are federal MPs, not state.
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nick blakey, the don
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Do any of you guys have styled facial hair?
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Imagine if they just keep increasing the cash rate. I honestly wouldn't put it past them.
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>>158089257
that is literally none of your concern
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Brisbane losing a bit of its depth. Marshall and McLachlan out with possibly Coleman too and Neale already gone. Wouldn't want too many injuries next season.
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>>158089260
love the new catchphrase - its very succinct and clever
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Reckon mick might steal that one, he stole my pithy catchphrase
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i fucking posted it cunt
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>>158089289
no you may certainly not
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>>158089253
>Essendon are a team of young lads
>No real leaders since all the old people have pissed off or half arse it
> . . .
>Let's bring in an absolute loose unit who likes to hit up the strippers and get smashed
Brilliant.
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A frog is trapped in a nearby downpipe and I can't rescue it

I hear it calling out for help but there's nothing I can do
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ANTHEM
L
F
https://x.com/biganthony46/status/2107541220121559166
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>>158089330
Well that’s just ruined my evening
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who is your fav streamer
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vic vs sa is the only origin rivalry
WA are tokens
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>>158089324
everyone deserves a second chance
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>>158089330
He'll be right mate. Those little guys find a way out eventually to heaven.
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liking amphibians is incel coded
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>>158089340
Dellor is the only streamer I ever watched pretty much
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>>158089373
Tell that to the navy seals face champ.
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>>158089396
seals are mammals retard
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>>158089398
theyre water anjmals retard
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>>158089398
Navy Seals are frogmen have some respect.
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Who the fuck stops my dosn in 2036
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>>158089423
absolutely no one

You not rrrh rot
dot n dot n dot per rot
dot n not n dot per

n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah
dot dot ki o ma gri a dot
dot ers a pa ta ko

some play to we
a dot think up a bite rah
sometimes you might
ooh ooh rrrh
we thought we might

dot be mer hot something
what are you ma ah
do bro what are mines is
dot ooh ooh
rot in dot n bite
ooh na na er na he
woo hoo rah
ate no hoo dot er ha
ya dot im wer rah

Twist . . Twist . . Twist . . Twist
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>>158089423
tasmania devils
canberra giants
murray darling kangaroos
newcastle dolphins
>>
riverina rams
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>>158089423
the gong king kong's
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>>158089289
This simply isn't true.
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>>158089423
Lions, Cats, Hawks and Swans will still be the dominant teams with Pies and Iggs winning one every few years so one of them.
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>>158089423
Who the fuck stopped them in 2026
Who the fuck stopped them in 2016
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>>158089444
Bombers?
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>>158089444
WADA, gil, and dill
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>>158089439
no chance, this is the worst cats list in recent years going into next year there is no chance they are competing by then. absolutely zero. zilch.
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Me cock can actually look pretty large sometimes but it doesn't get that size every time I get hard. Most times it's like 1/3 - 3/4 my max size. What gives and how do I fix this issue?
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>>158089449
Literally every year we have someone predicting a drop off for Geelong that never comes.
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for me its tradie gf
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>>158089330
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>>158089330
you best find a way to free it or it will die there, start rotting and you'll be left with the smell and a frog carcass clogging the downpipe
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>>158089524
Nah, it'll wash away with the next rain...

That's the idea. Anon should put a hose down the pipe to wash it out to freedom.
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Bit sad of an arvo now with daylight savings, just waiting for the dark…
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>>158089396
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Danny Daly has ruled himself out of the race to become the next Lions coach.
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theres jeets looking at a house for sale across the road
how do i scare them off
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>>158089551
thanks tom
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>>158089551
What about Dani Laidley?
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>>158089555
large dogs
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>>158089555
put thobe and keffiyeh on and mow your lawn, wash the windows, car, driveway etc.
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>>158089449
>surely next decade...
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Actually crazy how much Essendon FLEECED Geelong with that trade
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1. Hawthorn
2. Bulldogs
3. Carlton
4. Sydney
5. Adelaide
6. Fred
7. Bane
8. Melbourne
9. Geelong
10. Gold Coast
11. North
12. Collingwood
13. GWS
14. Port
15. West Coast
16. Richmond
17. St Kilda
18. >dosn
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>>158089575
move flogs to ninth and move up every team after them and then it's accurate
doggies are incapable of finishing top 4 and still have a dogshit backline
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>>158089570
more of a gaped and raped situation
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1 Hawthorn
2 Adelaide Crows
3 Sydney Swans
4 Gold Coast Suns
5 North Melbourne
6 Brisbane Lions
7 Fremantle
8 Geelong Cats
9 Western Bulldogs
10 Melbourne
11 Carlton
12 Collingwood
13 West Coast Eagles
14 St Kilda
15 Port Adelaide
16 GWS Giants
17 Essendon
18 Richmond
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I think the universe is telling me to move to Sydney.
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>>158089575
>>158089583
there really are no good teams left, isn't there
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>>158089584
Mumza would say listen to the universe
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>>158089330
just take the downpipe off, at worst there might be a pop rivet you have to drill out
>>
predicting the big guy dew to get the lions job
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>>158089498
she can fix me
>>
feeling hot hot hot
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>>158089617
based poppy boltz
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Hopefully we get the Brisbane v Hawthorn Grand Final next year
>>
crazy how women can just have sex
>>
any muv-luv enjoyers in here
>>
Reckon I'd rather get fucked up the arse than go out on a date with a woman
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>spend millions on tdk
>tdk gets injured
>marshall looks amazing playing solo ruck
>he wants to leave
kek st kilda
>>
aflw is not a thing outside of reddit
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i thank gryan miers for flat out refusing to move to my iggs and saving m*tthew cl*rke from pissing away another top 5 pick
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Jordan "Riddled with Injuries" Ridley
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Come back home Nathan
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why did geelong pay so much for ridley
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>>158089575
>>158089583
The only think I predict is that the gap between "D" teams and "F" teams will continue to widen
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>>158089657
Two picks in the 30-40 range with some picks in the 60s coming back, plus Essendon are paying a chunk of his salary. A good deal really.

Bowes could've walked to them for free in the pre-season draft, so he doesn't have any value. Including him in the package was just a courtesy.
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iggs wildcard round 2027
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>>158089697
geelong gave up next years first rounder
>>
who /pick one and two 2027/ here?
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>>158089702
Yes, that was included in the 'two picks in the 30-40 range'.

Tasmania have pre-selected like 8 kids, plus have 7 picks or so. So +15 to whatever the pick number is, + father-son/NGAs. It likely ends up around the 30 mark.
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blakey isnt even good
he just runs it and bombs it but you spastics love him cause it looks "flashy"
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koby bewick looks we just need the points next year
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>>158089718
Been after a Wojo replacement for years.
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>>158089723
sorry if you draft a father son legally everyone will say your flags have an *
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any good, dogspergs?
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>>158089624
5 minutes on tinder and theyve got a root. It's fucking not fair
>>
crazy how 20 years ago people found someone larping has a bogan collingwood player peak comedy
>>
>>158089733
I'm no troon but it'd be fascinating living in a woman's shoes for a week just to see how different life is
>>
>>158089733
try being a 1.90m tall muscly chisel jawed chad with a big dick and bigger bank balance like me you fucken perverted insel freak
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>>158089729
ill take that burden
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>>158089740
you dont even need the big bank balance
just look reasonably decent and treat them like a piece of shit and they will love you
tldr just act like a tradie for easy sex
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anyone know if jacob lloyd is any good
>>
>the i'm just waiting for a mate ep of highway patrol is on 7mate
>with old mate's face blurred
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lachie neale doesnt defend btw
have fun nicky
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>>158089748
at what?
>>
>>158089583
>>158089575
>adelaide
lmfao
how exactly are adelaide going to improve next year? they're recruiting no one and lost one of their best players (who was also a boomer)
i also can't imagine dogs ever finishing top 4 no matter what
>>
Gonna watch some anime
Wish there was footy on
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>>158089753
meth mostly
>>
can feel a late swans brewing
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>>158089757
wish there was anything on
>>
if japs liked our game we would get footy animes
>>
lucky we arent speaking japanese
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>>158089759
how did they end up being the good guys
>>
>>158089767
but enough about the you know who
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>>158089762
There's anime on
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>>158089766
meant unlucky*
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>anime
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>>158089772
>oi nah the girl im attracted to is actually 3000 years old so its okay
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>>158089762
aus vs sa first test starts on friday at 6pm
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>>158089774
crispola
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>>158089770
crisp legal hsgfchad
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crics good because nrl and alf bros get along
>>
imagine if australia had burusera shops
>>
>>158089780
and /ayy/bros too, we also post there and get along
>>
>>158089784
imagine if we had serafuku
>>
nice try wogbot
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for me it's nomihoudai
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>>158089673
Piebros...? Why would we give up pick 9 for 11???
>>
>>158089780
cric is rubbish too many pommy bastards with their nonsense gimmicks like bouldering and betshitting and peewees getting in on it
>>
good thing jaidyn doesnt watch cricket
too much of a grog for the gentleman's game
>>
make /bbl/ and i will gladly jump in
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>>158089673
Trading Scott Pendlebury?

More like

Spendlebury aha
>>
Scott "The Veteran" Pendlebury
>>
>replace a 38 year old with a 34 year old
collingwoods youth strategy
>>
Do you guys like Powderfinger?
>>
do you guys believe in looksmaxing?
>>
>>158089825
Looking good is important. It gives you a charisma buff that makes life easier
>>
>>158089817
No

>>158089825
No, but it’s important to carry yourself with dignity and self-respect, which should be reflected in how you look
>>
>>158089825
I believe in nick daicos
>>
thursday night footy made the week go faster
>>
Mercury, Venus and saturn are visible in the sky right now
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>>158089890
no cap no cap no cap
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>>158089896
back in my day hsgfs knew html
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>>158089825
Yes. Get your skincare together and go to a female barber
>>
>>158089890
bad combination
>>
I can't see Uranus thankfully
>>
Sydney swans should not have activated whorey time
>>
poof barbers are better
>>
What scandal would derail the Youi campaign? Three years of extreme prominence through to September, buying their way into premierships is unacceptable
>>
>>158089909
fagan had dementia and was actually being told what to do by a group of handlers
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>>158089909
>>158089913
a monkey could be coach of Brisbane at this point and still win it (steal it.)
>>
>>158089800
im a neet and theyre usually up late so I can shitpost at all hours plus you get some good discussion like black pebbles
>>
>>158089825
No, im a slob cunt
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>>158089825
I knew you cunts were underage, what the fuck am I doing here?
>>
/cric/ has about 4 posters, its really slow and boring
Its only good when the ashes is in england
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>>158089917
kkkkkkk
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>>158089931
its only good when i get bored and decide to post there
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>>158089931
Australian summer of /cric/ is usually ok but yeah it's devolving rapidly. Much like /afl/. Don't even think an ashes tour of england can save /cric/ at this point.
>>
dishwasher is singing to me tonight
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>>158089890
Thanks
>>
do you blokes
>>
Thinking /ayy/
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>>158089941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXnulANF8g
the song it's signing to me
>>
>>158089901
>go to a female barber
why?
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kill piesfaggots

behead catsniggers

roundhouse kick a hawkroach into the concrete

crucify filthy fredditors
>>
Hi.

Am I allowed to plug my podcast here?
>>
>>158089951
They know their craft beyond duh hektik faayde
>>
support your local nbl team
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>>158089953
>>
young bloke down the street cuts hair (hektik faaydes) in his parents garage. i pay him $10 every so often to maintain mine
>>
>>158089955
Gotta ask hiro if you want to advertise here. No free lunches.
>>
I cut my own hair, it never goes well.
>>
>>158089955
>advertising or begging
No
>>
i'm on the verge of a midlife crisis. i'm contemplating bleaching my hair, cutting it into a mullet and putting pink bits through the tail
>>
My hair has always looked stupid, and i have never been bothered to do anything like comb it or put product in it, i simply dont care, didnt care as a kid dont care as an adult, i've always had dandruff too
>>
>>158089975
How do you do the back?
>>
>>158089980
Crisp Mitch Brown
>>
>>158089984
Just blindly with the clippers and hope for the best
>>
It's a shocking awakening seeing how differently women treat you with a good haircut. If you have a meh or bad one they treat you way worse.
>>
>>158089989
This but dressing well
It’s actually ridiculous how easy it is to mog other blokes in public
>>
>>158089732
apparently they rated him highly and had good attitude around the club just got unlucky with injuries. Decent aerial target and kicks goals. Fred have an eye for these types that's how they got Voss and Wagner
>>
A good belt gets all the ladies' attention.
>>
>>158089996
Crisp Sam Wood
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>>158089980
skullet bro natural hair colour stubble no stache or beard extra points if you have curly or wavey hair.
>>
>>158089984
I cut mine, I just place my finger horizontally at where I roughly want the main bulk of the cut to finish. Go from whatever length usually a 3 and cut it all, go a bit lower and keep a straight angle off the curve of your skull with the clippers, naturally blends it really well, down to the 2, repeat, finish 1 or just no guide if you want it faded to clean.
>>
I just don't enjoy vidya anymore...
>>
>>158090010
getting older mate just wait till you start struggling with all fictional media
>>
>>158090010
It’s been shit since the late 00s
>>
>>158090010
there's something out there for ya
>>
i just want to say ...


Fuck yea, All day breakfast is back!
at Micky Ds
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>>158090010
funny

I recently just got back to enjoying vidya like in my carefree boyhood days
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>>158090010
I still do, and i've got lots of games to explore because technically i've never actually been that big of a gamer except for when I've been addicted to specific COD games
>>
>>158089995
yeah signing him this early is a good sign you'd think, instantly replaces o'driscoll
>>
>>158090017
see>>158089976
>>
>>158090023
also its a very common depression sign to stop enjoying things

depression really is zombie mode
>>
always had a crew cut or a short hairstyle but my gf has convinced me to grow it over the last 6 months and the amount of public lusting is unreal and I'm average to ok looking. I dunno if it's just because their hair is so important to women they hone in on it but I've had women look me over and smile, crazy stuff. pic related is what i'm about 2 months away from
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>>158090030
well excuse me, Princess!

Can't even remember when they had all day.
before 1130 is for the normies
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>>158090028
yeah exactly, deepens their wing options and gives them flexibility in finding a Switkowski replacement
>>
>>158090043
i think it's (or was) 10:30
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>>158090010
I go through phases, I don't play anything for months then play a shitload of vidya in 1 month. In the last month I play hogwarts legacy, both ori games and a shitload of overwatch
>>
A great big bushy beard!
>>
>>158090037
But I'm going bald and shave my head
>>
I have been trying to play total war games but i can never finish a campaign, i watch youtubers play the games and i copy what they do but i lose straight away anyway
i just dont think im up to it, im too fucking slow and stupid
>>
>>158090043
take it to /ck/ fattie
>>
>>158090054
gotta work with what you got senpappy
>>
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Last time I tried playing games my friend stopped me because he was worried my antics were going to get his steam account banned.

Yeah I'm a bit of a badass.
>>
>>158090056
I'm sure you have other nice qualities.
>>
Im balding and I buzz it short and neat (not shaved)
>>
>>158090068
skullet bro
>>
I'm going to get a wolf cut
>>
>>158090067
Have you played total war games?
>>
She is meant for me and I am meant for her
>>
I'm going to get more handsome so my haircut will not matter
>>
>>158090078
Nope, but I think I bought a couple on steam.
>>
>>158089896
web design used to be so much better
>>
I don't get how people have beards, I feel it on my face and lips all the time
>>
I look like a toddler turtle without facial hair
>>
>>158090094
you're meant to wipe the cum off after your bf finishes m8
>>
>>158090094
Yeah it's gross, especially when you eat and drink. Thankfully I've since become a woman, so I don't need to worry about facial hair ever again
>>
>>158090094
When I used to smoke you could taste and smell it in the beard
>>
>>158090100
PLEASE be in perth
>>
When i have a beard i look dreadful
>>
>>158090113
I'm sure you have other nice qualities.
>>
Nice day tomorrow
>>
>>158090117
True, might stay inside and do nothing as per usual.
>>
>>158090115
Do you have a beard?
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>>158090121
Yeah his name's Darcy haha
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>>158090124
KEK
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I dont appreciate gay jokes about Darcy Moore
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sorry
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>went to nrl thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc0EUP6wtjo

Wot the ...
boomers said "crisps"?

And to the faggot who replies with 'crisp' ITT sometimes
fuck off
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I still say crisps, you Americanised zoomer poof
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>>158090165
gms
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>>158090177
crisp
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crisp
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>>158089953
Grace brothers
Sydney
10 minutes champ
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>>158090117
Depends
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nick gaycos
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>nrl still haven't hit 500 on their grand final matchie
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>>158089953
PARTY BANERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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>>158090206
Depends
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>>158090206
that was the thread that one of the afl bros baked mid-game when we were postmaxxing
so now its the post-match
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hey crisp U in moite¿
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>>158090251
how's it crackin big rig?
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>>158090206
>>158017419
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>>158090233
Couldn't imagine postmaxxing during a grand final. It's all about threadmaxxing.
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Threadmaxxing is for poofter zoomer newwies, the realest og true believer niggas postmaxx
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>>158090288
fucking
THIS
H
I
S
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>>158090206
you upset them with this one
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>>158090279
this year's grand final was a disaster. threadsperg was a fredsperg using his shitty memes for the OP
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>>158090342
We should’ve let Turbo make his elite, high-quality, informative threads
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>>158090346
unironically
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>How many threads did your grandfinal get?
>1
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my phone can't handle large threads so yall need to cater to me and only me
>>
the future is ours lads
>>
you guys are obsessed with /nrl/ aye
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>>158090392
Just a big fan of sticking things up my arse
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>>158090400
Go poosters btw
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>>158090288
real talk
>>
hungry, cold, tired
>>
my dislike of geelong would reduce by 90% if they changed that fucking horrid cat face logo they have, the profile full body cat logo on their jumper looks a hundred tines better
>>
had a fried bread sandwich for dinner.

this is it. i have hit rock bottom
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>>158090403
>Tattoos
>Fucking twinks
No?
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>>158090443
wet?
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ohhh schizzy schizzy

wakey wakey eggs and bakey hehehe
>>
Suffering is commendable when conscious of God
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>>158090493
>Toast sandwich
Maybe it's time to reconsider the neet life
>>
Said to my pajeet today "have a good day mate" he said "you too brother."
It got me thinking maybe Pauline was wrong maybe the caste system is a good thing?
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Did you know that Nick Dal Santo is the coach of the St Kilda womens football team?
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>>158090581
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How is Dean laidy not the coach of the igglets
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>>158090593
various stalking and violent sex offences
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>gay shit stays up
what did they mean by this
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>>158090820
Why is sarg in the cook area? Is he a cook?
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>>158090581
Since the Ross + 09-10 boys take over the club they needed to appoint one of the guys to be coach of the women's team.
Nick Dal Santo was considered the least threatening.
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>>158090894
can you smell what sarg is cooking?
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>>158090956
another carlton coaching fiasco?
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big sarg
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I hate my life. I wish I had a better mother.
>>
What is your BBL team?
>>
>>>/g/110003494
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>>>/g/110003494
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/alf/ has always been a theradmaxxing general
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>>158093402
Melbourne Renegades, until they become Mumbai Indians Melbourne
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>tfw no hyundai excel driving weed smoking no job arse 21 y.o gf
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>>158093961
>no modra
>>
>no aker, no cousins
SHIT team
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>>158093961
>N*ale
Kwab, kick him off that list
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>>158093766
crisp bew australian blowie who wasn't here for regular 1000+ post threads on offseason weeknights
>>
Has scoops contacted her yet?
>>
taking a crisp geelong 2026 trade period
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>>158094156
corr
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>>158094156
Finna become a tranny and join the sanfl women’s just so I can tackle her
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>>158093207
Seems a bit risky haha
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>>158093207
a bit risky unna tehhehee
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>>158094191
wish i did 6/10 poos
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On Nick Blakey - it appears his suitors sit in two tiers of likelihood.

Tier 1: Geelong, Gold Coast or Essendon.

Blakey wants the Cats despite how hard it will be for the Swans to do a deal there, and the Cats footy department has been keen for some time.

Essendon has cash + picks + former mentors McVeigh and Longmire.

Blakey already eyed the GC as a potential home last year.

Tier 2: North Melbourne and St Kilda

Despite family connection the Roos sit behind in his order and the Saints feel like they’re out of the hunt already.

Dees also have the picks and war chest to have a crack if they choose.

Plenty could change based on who can get a deal done - but there’s confidence building behind the scenes that Blakey can find his way out of Sydney in one way or another
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BOOMDADAMMMDUMNAEEMA
DABOOMDADAMMMDUMNAEEMA
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>>158094550
Lizard to Dosn confirmed
>>
>A new poll shows the Coalition leading in both regional Victoria and Melbourne, with Labor trailing in third place regionally behind One Nation
BASED BASED BASED
>>
Jess Wilson will make sure the grand final is never moved from its traditional time slot
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She’s our girl
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>>158094585
but i thought victoria was le woke?
>>
Crisp retards
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>>158094585
>voting for the liberals
>in 2026
Couldnt fathom a scenario in which anyone would want to do this. Insanity.
>>
>>158094616
we can only take so much, it’s time to vote this corrupt government out
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>>158094550
How much would you pay for running off half back man?
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>>158094638
bout tree fiddy
>>
did a huge brown smelly geelong this morning
>>
i'm hearing there might be a trade or two in the works - I'll keep you guys posted
>>
what is zane duursmas problem
>>
>James Brayshaw didn’t attend his son’s wedding
Can’t blame him, really
>>
>>158094638
Nothing. He is contracted. Hold the little shit to his contract and tell him to grow the fuck up.
>>
>alf is now a pro hold a player to their contract general
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>>158094786
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>>158094806
Always have been. A contract is a contract.
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>>158094820
fuckin bullshit cunt this time last year this general was singing a different tone with merrett
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>>158094856
>/afl/ is one person
>>
>>158094872
it's two actually
it's me and you
>>
I unequivocally condemn the horrific actions of October 7th and pray for the souls of the innocent
>>
>>158094856
the cowards here have no integrity and shift their positions like politicians as long as it benefits their club or harms their hated club e.g.
>when it is assumed Marshall trade will happen: haha he is le washed 30+ year old geelong bad
>when geelong won't meet the demand: muh top 5 ruck is worth more than a pre-tassie P14 and a player
>>
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Go the Israel afl team! Get the job done!
>>
I would love for the Israel afl team to play the Palestine afl team and just pound them into absolute oblivion, so much so that the Palestine afl team just ceases to exist completely
>>
>>158094953
Have a whinge, Perry, Geelong are cooked
>>
>>158094981
the tel aviv bombers
>>
>>158094981
how does sheezel not get selected?
>>
Coffee finished. Now time for my daily morning bombers 2027 list
>>
>>158094981
damn geelongs gather round strip is hideous
>>
My favourite teams in the AFL international cup are Israel and Ukraine, the both have my fully support
>>
>>158095120
Crisp Australian politician
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this jumper was kind of fire ngl
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>>158095253
daniel richkino
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it begins
>>
the suns are legit dogshit next year
>>
The eagles went from wooden spooners in 2010 to a prelim in 2011
>>
Christian "Cancer" Petracca
>>
>He missed out most of the year due to the strength of the team in 1997, therefore missing the Crows' first premiership triumph. With this in mind, he moved to North Melbourne, where he played in the losing 1998 Grand Final against the Crows. In 1999, he once again had an opportunity to play in a Grand Final, but he was suspended during the preliminary final against Brisbane, saying that it was the worst day of his life, and went on to miss the Roos' premiership triumph that year. He then played in the team that made a losing preliminary final in 2000
KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>
>>158093961
Players that got 99% of their accolades at one club should be excluded from this
>>
Gavin Wanganeen was a very good player for both Essendon and Port
>>
The knights went from wooden spooners in 2025 to a grand final in 2026
>>
>>158095500
After all that he got blown up in the Bali Bombing lol
>>
>>158095609
don't think that's an afl team champ, you might be lost
>>
>>158095609
dosnbros...................................wagmi
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>>158094622
this desu
been putting them below labor for years now with LDP and now ON on top
>>
FUK U
>>
>voting
>in 2026
ftfy
>>
I wore a hat to the shops today, only got a few weird looks so not that bad
>>
1. Geelong 2022
2. Hawthorn 2008
3. Collingwood 2023
4. West Coast 2018
5. Brisbane 2026
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why does she look like such a downie?
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>>158095725
2022 was a dogshit flag scatsook
>>
I vote Greens
>>
>>158095702
the man who despises useless and unproductive activities, the man who enjoys watching sports and posting on burmese quilt forums
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>>158095795
worthless opinion
>>
>>158095925
it was a boring as fuck belting between two shit unlikeable teams that had won a flag in recent years
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>>158095735
just appealing to the liberal supporter base
>>
>>158095949
they were completely written off as a contender after coming close for years then won 16 in a row by huge margins to become the oldest premiership team and had downie kino and selwood retiring.
>>
Just schooled some boomer in /hoc/
>>
Goooo Padres!!! #friarnation
>>
Baseball is more boring than cricket, and worse still, it’s American
>>
Do you guys listen to trade radio?
>>
foxtel mum entered a period of eternal misery. won't even come downstairs now, 6x year old woman holed up in her room listening to radio all because she doesn't get her foxtel anymore, and too much of a lazy fuck to call up and get it herself. still thinks i'm torturing her and "trying to kill her", even though i literally bought a month of binge and news64 along with the apps.

genuinely hope this creature dies. not even human anymore.
>>
>>158096223
no but tradie radio
>>
>>158096228
i believe this to be a larp
>>
>>158096298
That's also known at TripleM
>>
Storycunt at it again
>>
it belongs to them
we need to give it back
>>
>>158096429
crisp zionist
>>
>>158096441
actually I'm a palestine protestor
>>
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>Trade news
Fuck Mackie off to Tasmania already.
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>>158095287
not a roach but he's good, i like him
makes sense for his career too
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>>158096455
based idiot
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>>158096478
mackie has gone mad with power
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>>158094856
merrettsperg does not represent alf
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was just planning a drive i have to today and saw this
>>
MARSHALL TO GEELONG DONE DEAL

Geelong gets:
Rowan Marshall and a 2028 3rd round pick.

St Kilda gets:
Pick 14
>>
Greene -
Ridley -
Marshall -
Miers staying -
Blakey? Watch this space…
>>
>>158096356
don't care what you think mickpedo
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Going to end myself desu
Pick 14 for a 31 year old who is free next year. Pick 14 for ~20 games of mediocrity.
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>>158096531
I put a tick symbol next all the names but it didn’t post :(
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>>158096541
the chan doesn't allow symbols or emojis
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>>158096541
[√] Greene
[√] Ridley
[√] Marshall
[√] Miers staying
[?] Blakey? Watch this space…
>>
>>158096538
you're already getting greene and ridley greedy cunt
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>>158096583
Still no reason to make the duddest of dud trades.
D- trade period.
>>
Pick 14 will be a dud and Future 3 will win multiple Brownlows
>>
>>158096143
>they finshed top 4 pretty much every year for a decade and then faced a joke team in a grand final that guarenteed them a flag
ftfy
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the raped
>>
geelong spackies are genuinely retarded if they think marshall isnt worth pick 14
>>
Blakey wants geelong apparently but how tf do they afford him? Trade humphries out?
>>
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>>158094981
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>>158096673
Sydney won't trade him to Geelong as they see Geelong as a direct competitor.

North Melbourne have offered him more money than his already $1M contract and they have pick 5.
So will almost certainly end up there.

>>158096657
He's free next year. Are 20 games from him worth pick 14? No, absolutely not.
Not to mention he'll be retired/surpassed in 2-3 years.
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SACK MACKIE
>>
Spacky Mackie
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>>158096787
His wife was looking at property in Tasmania. He just wanted the deals done so he can check carpet samples.
>>
andrew mackie is a list terrorist
>>
what should I eat for breakfast?
>>
andrew spacky
>>
>>158096657
28 yo marshall yes
31 yo marshall no
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>>158096565
>improved every line
>haven't lost any good players
it's all falling into place
>>
>>158096833
Ham and cheese toastie
>>
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>PREPARE FOR TR... ACK
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>>158096833
apple
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>>158096565
>Suspended
>ACL
>In and out
>ACL
>BOOO
>>
>>158097180
Ridley has never done his ACL. Hamstrings were his weakness, but that was with Essendon making him do super heavy loads and rushing him back in immediately.

tl;dr - Essendon's management team were idiots and were all fired.



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