HEADLINES:-------------------•Ravens acquire two-time Pro Bowl center Jurgens in trade with Eagles•Giants' Nabers doesn't practice, knee more 'sore' than usual•NFL, union clarify celebration rules, say drinking gestures not violations•Texans coach Ryans taking over defensive playcalling after 0-4 start•Vikings' Jefferson (ankle) optimistic about playing vs. Saints•Payton: Broncos' offense not championship-caliber, focus must be on details•Attorneys for Tyreek Hill question wife's testimony during cross-examination•Commanders QB Daniels fully practices, trending toward return•Carlie Irsay-Gordon's presence on Colts sideline reignites debate[UPCOMING MATCHUPS]:====================THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:BUCS(0-4) VS COWBOYS(2-2)>Cowboys close hectic stretch on short week with another winless opponent in the BuccaneersAround the League:~~~~~~~~~~~~THIS WEEK IN SPORTSBALL>https://youtube.com/watch?v=-wImWgUpPHM&is=H_-CJxWMpi5VsD3dBRUTALLY HONEST NFL Power Rankings>https://youtube.com/watch?v=xAi_ElvMi3Y&is=0BtkP49aJdmvaopzNFL WEEK 4 REVIEW:>https://youtube.com/watch?v=xin-ohgAY18&is=2RvvJGGS4Ufs7NMFThe New Motion Taking over the NFL:>https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gg6XMDbJXCw&is=Q0eJJwLOfnybqhaYTHE DEATH OF Modern Football is occurring...>https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9klmWAm5s&is=-LDolkymdLimGHXYPrevious >>158092604Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&is=7Pzxe5LmhJShT3lB
Next time please OP use a picture of LA's real team
The NFL gods have to nerf him by taking away his WR1 and WR2 every season and giving him an unstable O-line.
Shakes my cheese covered pale white hairy Wisconsin ass in all your faces. Hockey season started so we don't need you losers anyway.
Previously on Days of Our /NFL/>>158092604
>>158099165If they were LAs real team they would be in LA
got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
>>158099145Now this is /nfl/ general thread !11/10 A+OP is NOT a faggot loser and knows ball
Kyren this bussy
>>158099216Its simple. If you beat women, you win Superbowls. The Bills should sign him to get over the hump
>>158099216Glad he broke his leg
>>158099145I hate how all you redditor newfags try to turn every board into /vg/ with your thread templates
>>158099308so much this
>>158099202the fact you know who it is acknowledges that you know the Raiders run LA
>>158099308still better than that petefag in /nba/. absolute fucking worst of the worst
*punts*
>>158099338*Muffs it*
*catches the punt then runs backwards through my own endzone for a Safety*
>>158099354Orlavsky.....
>>158099322The only true acknowledgement LA as a city is that valuable enough for you to mald and seethe a decade later despite being given an enitre state to yourself, you also constantly omitting Oakland in these conversations where the Raiders built their name shows just how much of a bandwagon faggot you are
Let's say the NFL gets its 18th game and the game is a yearly designated rivalry game between NFC and AFC teams. Here's my pitch for the designated rivals:49ers-RaidersRams-ChargersSeahawks-BroncosCardinals-ChiefsGiants-JetsEagles-SteelersCommanders-RavensCowboys-TexansBuccaneers-DolphinsFalcons-TitansPanthers-JaguarsSaints-BengalsLions-BrownsBears-ColtsVikings-BillsPackers-PatriotsWhat do you guys think? Any obvious potential rivalries I missed?
>>158099477I remember when we had these types of Al vs NL rival weekends in baseball. Good times
Eagles are punting on the season
>>158099509At least you know Sirianni is getting fired now.
>>158099514Remember when they swore up and down that he's a good coach? I remember.
How come the Colts owner isn't talked about like how people think Jerry acts?
>>158099534Jerry made himself the main character of the NFL in the 90s and he rarely leaves the spotlight.
>>158099509>OH SHI-
>>158099509>on the seasonIt's going to take a bare minimum of 2 to 3 lost seasons before they get back to where they were in 2024. Some teams have been rebuilding their OL for decades and it never worked out.
>>158099576>Some teams have been rebuilding their OL for decades and it never worked out.those teams never had Howie.
>>158099509Maybe they should just forfeit the next game. Traveling to london is a pain. And the jaguars will probably embarass them
>>158099509Niggas on here were saying this and that the locker room gave up on Siranni the year they won the Super Bowl. Fuck outta here
>>158099596I know the Jaguars never forgot about the Eagles going for two every time they scored in Doug Pederson's final year. It's going to be a fucking bloodbath.
>>158099477>49ers vs Raidersit hardly feels like a rivalry anymore. the raiders have sucked for too long and they aren't even in the bay.
What should i eat for dinner?
>>158099591>trade with howie>get fleecedwe have to protect the low IQ gms from themselves. Make it illegal to trade with howie unless you've been given supervision
>>158099649Bussy
remember when the 49ers owner got arrested for trying to get a cheap prostitute in a trailer park? Funny stuff
>>158099642There are no better candidates.
ESPN team pass rush win rate through Week 41.) Seahawks: 69%2.) Vikings: 64%3.) Falcons: 61%4.) Lions: 56%5.) Rams: 56%6.) 49ers: 56%7.) Patriots: 55%7.) Giants: 55%9.) Cardinals: 55%10.) Saints: 54%11.) Ravens: 54%12.) Commanders: 53%13.) Panthers: 52%14.) Bears: 52%15.) Broncos: 51%16.) Buccaneers: 51%17.) Bengals: 51%18.) Jets: 51%19.) Packers: 50%20.) Browns: 50%21.) Dolphins: 49%22.) Chargers: 49%23.) Jaguars: 49%24.) Bills: 47%25.) Steelers: 46%26.) Chiefs: 45%27.) Raiders: 44%28.) Titans: 43%29.) Texans: 42%30.) Cowboys: 42%30.) Eagles: 42%32.) Colts: 35%
>>158099657Very sad that you get arrested for being a heterosexual man in America
Lil bearsbros all got bark cause there sped coach backing them uphow about get some good players first then talk?nobody knows you like that lilbears bros
Rex Grossman's ADOT
>>158099649Beans
>>158099671>Jeffrey Epstein was a good friend
>>158099709What are you talking about son
>>158099308brother it's a general. they generally loosely follow a template.
>>158099710Fuaaaaaark that's some good scran
This thread is so slow I'm going to have a conversation with my selfMe: What's a pocket passer?Also me: QB who throws from the pocket.Me: Why is it called a pocket?Also me: Because the O-line forms a pocket around him.Me: Look at the shape.Also me: What about it?Me: Same aspect ratio as a satellite.Also me: That's impossible.Me: Not impossible. The ratio creates a resonance cavity.Also me: Resonance for what?Me: It amplifies the signal.Also me: What signal?Me: You really don't know what the yellow line is for?Also me: That's the first-down marker.Me: That's what they call it.
>>158099758You're chock full of references from 4 years ago aren't you kiwi
>>158099759Anyway go Raiders!
>>158099710desperation meal. reminds me of bad times.
>>158099710This is the RFK MAHA meal
>>158099710I look like this and eat this
>>158099759>gets more 1st downs than you get playsthe king in yellow!
>>158099766We’re all just making references when you really think about it. The past, the present, even this conversation just different points of reference.
>>158099773What do your bedsheets smell like?
>>158099775What is the level below midwit?
>>158099766You're a towel
>>158099782Meant for >>158099784
>>158099145>Ravens acquire two-time Pro Bowl center Jurgens in trade with EaglesAnd yet Lions GM Brad Holmes seems incapable of bringing in free agents.>Texans coach Ryans taking over defensive playcalling after 0-4 startHopefully Lions HC Dan Campbell takes the reins from OC Petzig and the Lions fire his ass, along with DC Sheppard.>Attorneys for Tyreek Hill question wife's testimony during cross-examinationShe's a coal burning mud shark, nobody is surprised she got what was expected.>Carlie Irsay-Gordon's presence on Colts sideline reignites debateYeah that's stupid, you can't see shit from the sidelines, she ought to be up in the skybox like Sheila Ford.
>>158099664>32.) colts Looks like old man rodgers will survive another week.
>>158099780Couldn’t tell you, smoking has nuked my sense of smell
>>158099792Maybe he'll die in the bus ride theret. Steelers fans
>>158099793Smoking pole? Haha got em
>>158099782flyover mongrel
>>158099308We're not /vg/ yet, we don't have any mentally ill schizos or tripfags
>>158099366Raider Nation from the Bay to LA to Las Vegas~~ prophet St. Luniz
>>158099797You don't even know what that means son
>>158099477>Let's say the NFL gets its 18th game and the game is a yearly designated rivalry game between NFC and AFC teams. Here's my pitch for the designated rivals:>Lions-BrownsI'd dig the Lions playing the Browns every season and it would be fantastic if both made it to the Super Bowl.But once the NFL goes to 18 games, each team will play two international games per year (along with two bye weeks).
>>158099794Based premeditated murderer
Is anybody here wealthy enough to go to away games? Which stadiums have you visited are your favorite
>>158099805Lions Browns being a rivalry game is a humiliation ritualThey don't have anything in common except sucking eternally
>>158099794Not only will he survive the bus crash and the colts pass rush, he will go on to win the superbowl, at 42. Surely this is the year.
>>158099509Don't the Eagles have like two 1st round and two 2nd round picks coming up?They won a Super Bowl and almost won another, it's about time for a rebuild.How much will they get for Hurts?
>>158099806Hope for the best expect the worst right
>you don't evvvvVVVVVVVVRRRRSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>158099649
>>158099808I went to the Georgia Dome and it was a travesty. We won though.
Can't focus on film study, keep getting too distracted by the players' butts.
>>158099816You couldn't name 20 states and if you could it would be even sadder Do I really have to find the image of your butt you postsd here for free?
>>158099664>ESPN team pass rush win rate through Week 4>1.) Seahawks: 69%>2.) Vikings: 64%>3.) Falcons: 61%>4.) Lions: 56%The Lions D-line is excellent and was in Bryce Young's face all night long but the Lions pass defense is SO bad, he could have closed his eyes and just randomly chucked the ball and he'd have still made a completion...
>>158099813Yes especially if those are for the 2027 draft class. Everyone says that one is loaded
>>158099825missing our best players btw
>>158099805>>158099809Lions-Browns is a rivalry because Michigan and Ohio hate each other and the Lions and Browns are the Michigan and Ohio teams.No Bengals need apply.
>>158099826Even so Howie is a genius. Could make gold out of lead.
