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Flames Edition

On a /hoc/ far, far away >>158103281
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Damn flames look good so far. Promising start.
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/playoffsbound/
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>>158106194
I think so too. Still feeling confident about the comeback.
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my avies :)
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Will you shut the fuck up about the flames
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The Flames honestly look amazing. I think it's safe to say the rust is off
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Go Broons!
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>>158106219
Big game Saturday bro!
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Flames are not missing zary at all! They are electric.
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I'll try
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Flames rebuild is moving faster than expected. They play like this and they are a playoff team in the next year or two.
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hellebucks.com
it's up!
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>Zero points in 5 games
Martone is entering bust status. What happened, he started off so promising last season
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PENULTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>158106310
If they keep this up and they're contenders this year
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>>158106312
That's more than my salary :(
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this is the worst TNF i've watched in years
even gary would do better
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>>158106322
Phantom Hutson strikes again what a menace
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why are flames posters acting like gary started the game on time?
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>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.

>Game Details
>• Date: April 17, 2022
>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada
>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2
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my sabres are only 4 goals away from tying it
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Mammies what the fuck is going on?
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>>158106361
Flames just made a damn point.
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>>158106366
Good luck fren! I'm going to Buffalo in a few weeks :)
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>>158106361
flames posters don't even know about hockey they're just retards that get excited about everything
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>>158106389
We literally won the 2026 draft.
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>Habs fans whining
Shocking
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>>158106389
We literally won the 2025 draft.
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>>158106198
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>>158106389
We literally won the 2024 draft.
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>>158106385
nice! make sure you try the wings, with bleu cheese for dipping :)
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Flames just won the offseason with this one move.
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party rockers in the house tonight
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remember when all the canadians were sperging out this morning kwab
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>>158106443
>We literally won
t. bud and trbrother
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>>158106452
I'm going to eat basically nothing but wings! I'll try the beef on weck too
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STANKTRICK
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wild are a gay organization
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Happy for the pride of Kamloops.
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>>158106364
i remember that night, it was unseasonably chilly
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The Canucks suck desu senpai baka desu senpai baka baka
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Flames are all over them. Aves are shook
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Jesus, Bruins are on one tonight
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i'm glad i'm not a pro /hoc/ player, i'd kill myself listening to the same fucking top 40 songs and national anthems every fuckin night
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>>158106520
Cope seven nation army and sweet caroline and all the small things are good songs.
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>>158106520
>implying you’d get playing time
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>>158106474
i woke up early and just said good morning /hoc/, how is that autistic behavior?
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Stankoven got his 100th goal and his first NHL hat trick
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You can tell Wolf is powering up the rest of the team from the bench
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>it was 7-1
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Why are the habs struggling?
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>>158106518
Hopefully they're on an upward trajectory moving forward
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>>158106540
wolf did an interview and said hes used to people underestimating him.
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>>158106520
your paycheck would power you through it bro
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>>158106546
florida tendie, our guy broke his nuts
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>>158106322
what a fucking animal, hope he got a game misconduct for that!
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>>158106520
I've always wondered if they find the music distracting
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>>158106546
Their names are Cody Beach and Kendrick Nicholson
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>>158106576
>>158106526
>>158106520
What’s the best song that plays at hockey games?
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>>158106499
God bless, sir
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>>158106520
>>158106576
It's probably like any job when they play the same songs all the time. Eventually your brain just stops processing them
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>>158106570
kek
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>>158106597
imagine being a service worker during christmas and listening to mariah carey nonstop
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>>158106219
one and done
not even a game 7
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>>158106608
imagine working for the islanders and having to clean beer cans off the ice.
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>>158106593
there is only one answer
https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU
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>>158106608
>service worker
I don't think NPCs mind repetitiveness
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thinking about bud's win and getting a little choked up
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>>158106593
Edgar Winters Group, Frankenstein
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>>158106626
I feel like the boss from office space sometimes. It’s hard working with npcs and having to tell them what todo.
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Insane save by Cooley
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>>158106622
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>158106389
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>>158106593
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAKE MY HAAAND
WERE OFF TO NEVER EVER LAND
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>>158106608
>>158106597
i was a lifeguard friday mornings for 5 years and there was aqua gym for seniors. from 6am to 3pm the same fucking gypsy king and best of disco albums were playing in repeat. i get nausea when i hear these songs.
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>>158106593
some team i don't remember the other day played twist of cain by danzig with no vocals just the riff looped it was kino
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>>158106608
i used to work at a auto parts store, mariah carey isnt half as bad as when that lonely song by justin bieber was popular. It made me want to take a shotgun to the speaker system
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tyler foli scored
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tofolli just scored then got yeeted
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For me it’s Barbra Streisand by duck sauce.
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>>158106662
https://youtu.be/aqZxIL4YE2I
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>>158106651
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrich
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>>158106555
checked
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>>158106696
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>>158106696
bud won
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>>158106662
>>158106681
sounds rough
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>flames are unironically playing good

How did /hoc/ predict this?
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>>158106729
/hoc/ knows puck
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>>158106729
aves are washed
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>>158106695
for me it's bingo players rattle.
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michael "hooking" bunting
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>>158106632
Exquisite taste
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The Flames are actually heating up
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YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK
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>>158106729
Avs are reliable chokers
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REFS
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>Bustkofsky
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>>158106787
I miss Yik Yak
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>>158106792
"he's an artist" -msl
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OT KANGS INCOMING
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imagine having Nurse on your first line d pair
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it's 100% legal to kill refs and it's not even murder it's like pest control
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Today I will remind them.
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cape breton, b'y
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kill refs kill refs kill refs
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Stenberg fucking sucks, I can't pretend anymore.
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>>158106877
Shouldve drafted bjork
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why do the habs hate stankos so much?
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>>158106856
whats tot
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kys matheson
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>>158106757
https://youtu.be/MXB6T55oytE?list=RDMXB6T55oytE

I wish they would play more surf guitar at the arenas
> Please tell Gary, Mr Intern... wherever you are...
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>158106894
i don't see where anyone asked
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>stayed up for this
when will I learn?
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jew league. completely and utterly jewed beyond belief
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my avies! :)
toews!
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>>158106913
>with czech, you win
just watch doběs games
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>>158106913
Just watch replays at normal hours
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fowler didn't see that coming just like the lucan tim horton's
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>>158106856
now sort it by cte
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>>158106890
tottenham
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Two shutouts in a row for my starsies :)
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thought hasb were supposed to be good
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I would have a full orchestra playing live music to the mood of the game.
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This habs game is making my leafs look elite
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edstrom was tower 2 just like the amount of points the preds will receive after this game
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Cody Beach
Kendrick Nicholson
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>>158106529
>placed on waivers
>nobody picks anon up
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wtf i thought /hoc/ said the flames were playing good?
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>>158106972
u w0t m8?
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>>158106955
why
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Fraud ststus?
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Flames are losing btw
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Saros is slowly becoming the best goalie in the league
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my avies :(
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>>158106979
relatively
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>>158106894
I would have that 90s swing revival, like Brian Setzer
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>>158106979
kek retard
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Holy shit the Sabres suck lol
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>>158106988
Not true
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the flyers have lost 8 straight games
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>>158106979
We didnt say they were playing "well", only "good".
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>>158106959
https://youtu.be/VMsg7cTU-HQ
I bet you would

>I would have blackjack and hookers
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>>158107001
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My Sensies made the Flyers look competent but they did win at the end :)
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>>158106988
Are they?
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>>158107013
>yet another 30 year old cartoon reference
embarrassing
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hutson EMBARASSED
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>>158107019
Such a great game.
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>>158106987
Les fraudeurs
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>>158106987
hutson and caufield are spent
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>>158106987
They dominated this game what can ya do, Preds goalie solid and 2 tip in PP goals
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can we stop talking about the flames thats so 2020…
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>>158107010
sorry 9 actually
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my sabres SUCK
my bills SUCK
my syracuse football/basketball SUCK
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>>158107025
>mfw he got manhandled
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The Flames might actually be the only good team this season
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>>158106198
I'm not mad Habs lost, I'm mad they didn't even take it to OT and get a point. Matheson should retire
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maybe 5'8" manlet dmen cant compete in the league
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>>158107037
>2 pps
>what can you do?
I'd try not throwing my stick pointlessly between stamkos feet
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the habs were exposed by the canes when they showed the rest of the league you can just hit lane hutson and they lose LOL
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i hate bald montgomery so much
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Leafs will win and i will stay up all night witnessing the victory. I can feel that this is a game when Leafs will truly rise up and show all haters that they are a top team.
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>>158107075
Yeah 1 retard did that not the whole team
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>>158107048
much like trb on 04/17/22
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3 straight games of the most bullshit officiating I've ever seen. League is ran by a Jew, what else needs to be said?
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>>158107067
It was lost at 3-2
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>>158107077
same thing avs did to quinn lose - got heemed by aryan chad and ran away crying about being promised a cup 2000 years ago or something.
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>>158107086
very brave mr viking game will end at like 6am for you
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>>158107097
an Apology, for starters
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Why are the blues so irrelevant? noone seems to hate or like them. Noone cares
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The Flames are winning the story
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>>158107130
I hope this faggot had family slaughtered in Israel
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>>158107097
Being antisemitic about refs won't make the habs less shit
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>>158107097
woaaaaaahhh cool down buddy
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>>158107097
Its not like Gary is pulling the strings behind the curtains
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I don't really care about the habs but I like watching their fans seethe after a loss
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Gary is our Leader =)
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I needed the win to un-ruin my day. This morning I woke up and got in the shower and there was a giant spider hiding on my shampoo bottle. Touched it and everything.
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>>158107125
Yeah it fucking sucks but what can I do. I have nothing in my life right now besides playing vidya and watching hockey :/
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>>158107086
Yes and same in all fields
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>>158107174
will you ever shower again?
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>>158107175
yeah sometimes i watch cs2 competitions all night
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>>158107174
You just made that up. Why would a spider want shampoo?
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update on the dynasty
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>>158107172
Instead of music, fans should read out their tributes to our great leader.
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>>158107137
They did win stanley once without rebuilding. Yeah no one cares, but they are not the only team like that, there are many teams none care about
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Chicago looks like shit.
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>>158107137
I like them because Ozzy did
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>>158107215
Doesn't smell any better either
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>>158107215
what about their hockey team
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>>158107097
jews are objectively good at hockey, business and law
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>>158107229
fuck off jew
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>>158107201
>the best prospect is a former long island gull american
he won't play one game in a calgary jersey
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>>158107190
I mean I found the courage to continue with my shower after I smashed it with a different bottle so yes
>>158107198
I don’t know what it wanted. It’s just that time of year where they all try to get indoors and end up in scary places. One was in my hamper last week I almost had a heart attack.
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What’s the drama with the Celebrini gq article?
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>>158107201
Why isn't Connor Zary on this?
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>>158107252
I support the New York Rangers, so every day is more blessed than the last.
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gary is due to retire anytime. but it will just be another jew
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>>158107201
>>158107238
>top pairing
>he's a forward
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>>158107285
I would be shocked if it wasn't another jew.
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>>158107285
Billy Daly and Debbie Jordan will finally whip it out to see who's the biggest, and then we'll know
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when do flims flams ditch the saddledome?
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>>158107324
Next year
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my broons :D
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>>158107315
All signs point to /our/ guy Bill Daly getting the throne.
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>>158107285
it better be a woman of colour
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Got a lot to do tomorrow so Gary if you are reading this please drop the puck expediently and hold the OT
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>>158107356
I would actually abandon hockey for cricket
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>>158107288
He can play both hes like Brett burns you secondary fan.
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why husbandeau not playing?
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>NO Gary Times this evening
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>>158107356
It should be an trans gay indigenous Woman of colour
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>>158107201
>nick suzuki like approach

Remember when the Flames were calling Monahan the next Toews? What's their obsession with pretending their offensively mediocre players are defensively sound?
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>>158107373
He’s shit
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>>158107373
Hes on mental health leave.
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what alberta hasn't nationalized natural gas?
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>>158107285
Please give us someone competent
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horvat got cranked
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>>158107429
>>158107356
>>158107317
>>158107315
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>>158107371
heh yeah he's like brett burns in that he'll never play for calgary his entire career
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>bucci?
>GROSS!!
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The saddledome roof is collapsing tonight
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how is the tard yard coming along in calgary?
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>>158107421
Probably because they are not dirty commies
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forgot to post that I was surging
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>>158107479
He's just shakin' it loose.
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>>158107530
Can't let it settle down and compress, or it might spontaneously combust
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>50% empty seats
Vegas needs another cup Gary
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LEAFSCAR
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how do these guys score shooting straight on like that. goalie cut down so much angle , and guy finds the corner
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>>158107395
It should be a paraplegic, deaf, blind, epileptic, pregnant black transperson in her late 50s.
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knights will NOT be fist bumping hill after that
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Hart would have stopped that
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>>158107578
They just lost a cup, and Gary is focused more on Texas and Atlanta right now, so... yeah...
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>>158107602
Let's just vote for a Dog
>Chief Executive Officer Puddles T. Booferson
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>knigts
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literally who will stop us?
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>down 2-0 three minutes in to the laffs
KWAB KILL ADIN HILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>158107684
wolf
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>MARNE-2
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>>158107697
2nd juan isnt on him tho
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my avies!! :))
toews!!
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>>158107727
cope he should save every goal
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flametards real quit now
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Toews is shit and avs paid two second round picks for him lol
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if sharks win they'll cut celebrini
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my avies!!! :)))
makar!
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WHY WHY WHY did they get Nurse
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ok i saw enough flames hockey for a whole season
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>>158107869
Wolf doesnt let those in
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>>158107002
Then why is it Avs 3-1?
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>>158107838
rizz
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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>3-0
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
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leafs are for real
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It feels so weird rooting for the >laffs.
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>>158105309
He was right.
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This is the sleepover effect. bonding.
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>>158107869
Luckily there are 84 games so there's even more of that stuff than usual now
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Flames hockey in 2026
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Marner is flushed and McKenna is the producer Toronto needs
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copey in shambles
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Wolf can't generate offense
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>>158107898
its not
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>the shitty of Vegass
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what did I tell about Leafs lads? I told you they will fucking shine tonight
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>vegASS
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Flames have the talent they don’t have a willpower
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my avies!!!! :D
mackinnon!
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I still think the Flames are a good team, regardless of the scoreboard and standings
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>JUST
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>>158107985
They made a damn point thats what matters
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>>158107963
>Aren't I clever??? Yes, yes I am =3

I wanna give you a great, big hug and smooch on the cheek
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>>158107985
Also regardless of recent history and short term predictions
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>>158107992
They clearly won the story
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Landeskog needs to score one desu
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Gavin McKenna is NOT a bust
>how's that a mid-season twist?
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It’s Ryan huskas fault. Flames arent this bad.
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>>158108018
how's that loss to bud?
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Dubs and someone chimps out to give McKenna his first fight
>>
>>
>>how's that for a mid-season twist?
It's actually rather early in the season, actually
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Should I turn my back on the Wolfpac?
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>>158107205
Wasn’t there a Russian blues fan who used to post here? Hope he didn’t get droneded…
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>>158107995
I needed thanks! I hope you are a girl
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>>158108194
wait until the third 6-1 loss
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Hoob will fix everything
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>>158108194
What part of "4 life" didn't your 8 year old self understand when you signed the contract?
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>>158108228
He provides vibes
>>
I just love the city. There’s great neighborhoods. I’m just outside the city. It takes me 12 minutes to get to the rink, living in a nice neighborhood, which I love. The downtown is great. A lot of the boys are living down there, so we’re there a lot. The city’s clean. I come from Long Island, where there’s a lot of traffic. Not much traffic [in Calgary], which is a nice perk. The fan base is great. They love the team. They’re respectful. It’s awesome to play in a market where it’s all about hockey. I love that part of it. It’s all been great for me.”
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>>158108267
So he's like a vibrator?
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>>158108197
Was there, maybe I have a vague memory of that as well? Nah unless he volunteered for that but I doubt that.
Jenna Fischer likes Blues and the dude she was apparently in love with John Krasinski likes Bruins
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>>158107676
>trb attempt at humour
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The Sharks are lucky they have Nurse on defense
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>>158108057
you lost to bud
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This period is crawling
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shootout hopefully
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>put on the Islanders game
>fall asleep
What was I thinking?
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Honestly flames outplayed the avs and were let down by bad goaltending.
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I barely watch Sharks, so is Nurse better with Sharks is that what you saying?
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uhh is this good
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS
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>the nursenator
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kek Nurse with the game winner.

APOLOGIZE
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SHORKS WIN
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a nurse shark
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>>158108422
for the leafs, no. as a leafs fan im more scared when they are up 3-0 3-1 after 1
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>>158108422
It will be 4-7 by the end of regulation
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>>158108444
checked
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>>158108454
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i wish his sister was hot
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Clapping for carers rn
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>>158108444
He also saved a sure goal with a minute left, proven veteran and all star
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>>158108460
>>158108467
good, i was worried
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WOOOOO DARNELL NURSE!!! LETS GOOO BOYS!! WE WON SHARKIES
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>one Gary Time for the 8th of Oct so far
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>>158108492
No worries just laffs
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Real nice to see Nurse contribute to the win even if he is a fucking nigger
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>gary handed the laffs a generational first round pick so they won’t be shit for another ten years
And Canadian retards say Gary hates them
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>>158108517
kek
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i hate rapey so FUCKing much bro's
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>>158108526
If Gary is all powerful he clearly hates the Calgary Flames
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>dick dick over nurse's shoulder in the interview
cinema
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Wow watching a rebuilding team fucking sucks. I got lied too.
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>>158108573
TBG doesn't think about (You) at all, lady
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>>158108595
lol
>it's dicky
you can see his dicky also why is he just standing there in his underwear?
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WE WON BOYS
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>>158108627
Aura farming
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>>158108627
aesthetics
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wendys man won
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dont need celebrini.
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>>158108673
He's the fucking inspiration, you dolt
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>>158108673
trade him to the leafs please
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>>158108673
But when he comes back it's gonna get even more insane
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It’s funny how much the leafs made yall seethe fr.
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>>158108713
It is, I'm still chuckling a little bit
>probably go to sleep that way
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Flames and Leafs look good.
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>>158108746
>still chuckling a little bit
when we remember 04/17/22
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>>158108699
Lewd
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>>158108753
This is definitely the time of year to get your hopes up for Canada
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>It's just the preseason...
>It's just the first game...
>It's just the early season...
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>>158108826
cheer up buddy
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Huomenta but the opposite
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stone stoned
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>>158108890
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>losing to Nashville
I thought Habs were god tier going by what people are saying about them
Are they just frauds?
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>>158108673
they're gonna learn how to win without him and when he comes back it's gonna be like they're leaving the hyperbolic time chamber
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>it was 3-0
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zayne parekh seems like a, how do you say, "low iq player"
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>>158108929
yes
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>>158108826
It’ll get better soon
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guys I'm thinkin bob sucks
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Wait, Vegas hasn't been on a power play the entire time? What is Toronto doing?
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Darnell winning it for the Sharks
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>>158108964
He graduated highschool at 12 years old and was taking university classes at 15. Hes a genius.
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>>158108964
>He didn't redeem
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>>158109029
Setting up the last Gary Time of the evening
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>>158109029
this is part of chayka's master plan
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>laffs
>>
>most dangerous goal in Sin City
Thank You, Gary
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3-3 OH NONONONO
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my avies!!!!! :DD
makar!!
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a canadian has never told me a lie
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>the hits keep on hittin' in Cow Town
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5-1
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vegas and colorado players are always stronger and faster than opponent because they are elevation cities. vegas is 900m above sea level which is enough to increase oxygen capacity
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Btw how did Hava Nagila get associated with Hockey?
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Rough night for Canada. I was actually mostly rooting for a lot of your teams tonight.
At least Ottawa beat Philly.
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>Golden Knights actually getting a penalty shot
LOL
LMAO
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he really is a master of cinematography
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my avies!!!!!! :DDD
schwartz!
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Thx bob
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>>158109221
Edmonton and Calgary are higher than Vegas, as is Salt Lake City
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jack eichel has 1 powerplay goal in the last 562 days
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my avies :((
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>>158109262
Philly is just the East's version of LA, when you think about it
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>>158109294
yes, and edmonton indeed looks very fast

like colorado, vegas and edmonton are always the fastest teams, i dont think it's a coincidence it must be elevation thing

calcary havent watched them much...
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>>158109321
He got a PP goal end of last season
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>>158109354
that would be the 1
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>laffs
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uhoh Denver
>>
>>
my avies :(((
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>>158109344
Doesnt have anything to do with fastest, but condition you mean.
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>>158109344
Wind resistance is also huge. Calgary and Utah have incredibly fast ovals and hockey players are far less streamlined. Ice quality is also easier to maintain in thin, dry air
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>lames
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>>158109364
Grim
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>>158109364
No. This is The One.
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>>158109376
Meant to mention speed skating in there
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The Flames have collectively tied Evan Bouchard's goal total
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oh, nvrmnd, Calgary sucks again
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my avies!!!!!!! XD
schwartz!!
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>3 Unanswered goals from the Flames.
Are the Avs in trouble?
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/hoc/? Seething
my sharkies? still standing
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>>158109435
swimming*
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Potential for 3 different Avs players to get a hatty
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>>158109375
yeah i dont know but every season it's the same vegas and colorado and edmonton look just stronger and faster than opponent. like even their 3rd and 4th lines are much faster than regular teams

this game toronto good example, they are just trying to survive 60min. massive difference
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>>158109435
Das rite
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>Tuah Hawkey Club
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>>158109469
Takes one to know one.
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>>158109485
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>>158109344
>elevation
doesn't holland dominate speed skating?
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i should get a root cellar
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>Red Wings interim GM Shawn Horcoff was scouting tonight’s Wild-Lightning game
yeah detroits getting the hugheses
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>>158109523
A small one or a big ol' tater igloo?
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Its probably a statistical impossibility, but right now with the way the Flames are playing, we need to do the worst team in NHL history watch.

1974-75 Washington Capitals - 8-67-5
1992-92 Sharks 11-71-2
1992-93 Ottawa Senators 10-70-4
1989-90 Quebec Nordiques 12-61-7
1980-81 Winnipeg Jets 9-57-14
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>>158109522
skating below sea level causes a negative integer overflow
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>>158109553
they're also competing with Tocchet's 2026-2027 Philadelphia Failures
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>>158109550
probably a small one or a spot in a collective one but these potato nigloos are nice
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Montreal added an old ass Chris Kreider and locked a core that got lucky twice with Dobes saving everything. Kent Hughes is gonna sit on Hage and Zharkovsky and get nothing lmao
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>>158109568
o i c
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Enough about the pedolames
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WE'RE NUMBER 1
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>>158109553
>six seven
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>>158109583
i love yo uwindy
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>>158109601
Shit. Meant for
>>158109553
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>>158109550
do root cellar collectives have periodic meetings?
>Might be a nice place to meet a girl
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Does Easter have periodic rape?
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It's such fucking bullshit that the laffs get a 7pm start when they play in Vegas, but a 4pm start when it's in Vancouver, Edmonton, or Calgary.
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>GTA is fucking cranky tonight
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>>158109629
They'll get preferential treatment when they get past the 2nd round. Why give preferential treatment to a team that doesn't even get use out of it?
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Adam Oates went undrafted and played 1337 games in the NHL
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i don't want either of these teams to get 2 points
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>>158109661
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>>158109661
He was elite
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Our Marners :)
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>laffs
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Why aren't the fumes in the AHL where they belong?
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>>158109696
This guy looks like Kaprizov
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>>158109696
The team's shit but their barn is the best looking
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>>158109615
yeah i just saw a vid about it and they had meetings about the finances and organization of the cellar
they we're all married uncs/aunts and litteral boomers. they might swing.
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Did you guys see what happened in the Toronto Maple Leafs game?
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The flames coach is blaming the refs for the loss.
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odog says gaping is a major part of the leafs problem
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You now remember olli jokinen
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If you thought that was good wait for the third period total collapse
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>>158109747
Still a good place to socialize; might meet some folks who like to party
>or maybe even some hockey fans
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*flames on*
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Moneypuck says the flame outplayed the avs.
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The fact there are some guys like Jack Hughes that everybody understands isn’t trying to fight and nobody gets physical with is proof of the fact that hockey fights are purely optional, selective and unnecessary. Somehow the Olympic player survive without needing to throw punches
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Imagine letting the relolames score 3 goals on you kwab
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>>158109820
Flames have a new arena next year we’re sticking around for the next 50 years.
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sens are the best of the atlantic and probably the east
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>>158109754
What a fucking retard
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>>158109817
Moneypuck said /hoc/ would get gfs too
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>>158109823
its for the hitman instead
welcome back home to atlanta
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>>158109827
Why do jets fans hate us?
>>
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>>158106219
Devils Derangement Syndrome in the replies to this post
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>>158109828
Expected gf is an important stat in hockey analytics
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>>158109846
Why did he sign such a long contract. Is he a retard?
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The Hughes brothers roasted senaturds fans when Elliot Friedman asked why hockey players are leaving Canada.
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It’s up (yesterday)
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>>158109754
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You now remember the Bowen Byram trade.
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if i was in the nhl i would have every canadian team on my no trade list
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I would ask for a 40 team no trade list just because you can never trust gary's tricks
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>>158109875
Yeah
>>158109876
Based
>>158109882
#40teamsby2020
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>>158109876
I would have no Canadians because they are quite frankly terrible at the game, at least in comparison to Americans
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I wouldn't bother with a no trade list because it would be foolish to trade me in the first place
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>>158109893
2040**
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that wasn't offside
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>>158109875
What has that bum done since the trade?
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>>158109904
He bought RAM
That's why it's so expensive now.
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does chicago even have a + player in any position? maybe spencer knight
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Soon
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>>158109912
Overall? Yes, several. However their top point scorer is a rookie winger being forced to play 1C. That should tell you how bad things are.
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>>158109924
Nothing ever happens
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>>158109924
What city would they relocate to?
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>>158109942
Gary, Indiana
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>>158109942
The Brooklyn flames
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If the nhl existed now it wouldn’t have any Canadian teams
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>>158109942
Compton so they can keep the C
RNs (real niggas) would rally around them, Wolf is a RN and so is Hoob
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>>158109985
finally
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>>158109985
but it does exist now
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>>158109985
>If the nhl existed now
I want to believe.
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>>158109985
it would also be less relevant than professional lawn darts
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>>158109987
are there FNs?
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>>158109995
proof?
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>>158109995
I meant if it formed today and disbanded in the past
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>>158109985
wat
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>>158109995
source?
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>>158110008
Flamiac niggas? Once they get down to California Rosecrans will be flooded with the C of Red, book it nigga
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>>158109985
*good Canadian teams
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>>158109995
>american education
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the beef stays hot
the cool stays crisp
put it together
u cant resist
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Different hockey game in the third
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i only bet in person can someone bet nezt goal mitch marner pls for 10 dollars i swear ill venmo you if it loses cashapp whatever
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>>158110041
You're not allowed to touch the puck with the back of your stick in the last 20 minutes?
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>>158110030
words mean things, buddy
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>>158110041
battlesticks?
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>>158110043
nope
my phone's IP addresses always geolocate in alberta even though im in saskatchewan
so i cant bet
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how do you pronounce this word
*marners*
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>>158110041
?
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>>158110054
Scheiße
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>>158110054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wnHu3TIb0
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Where will McKenna be in the shootout sequence?
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Make the new thread, cuck.
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someone be a hero and start a marner new OP im too baked
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so who's gonna do a desperation overpay for hellebuyck and then get owned by receiving an old choker who hasn't played hockey in six months
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>>158110068
I've retired from baking.
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>>158110060
>>158110063
must be a Dutch name then. very informative thank you
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migrate
>>158077954
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>PROJECT NHL44
>Houston, TX
>Atlanta, GA
>Phoenix, AZ
>San Diego, CA
>Hartford, CT
>Hamilton, ON
>Milwaukee, WI
>Portland, OR
>Quebec City, QC
>New Orleans, LA
>Kansas City, MO
>Omaha, NE
In the year 2044, Gary will give the League to Mr. Daly, and the NHL will be divided into 28 tier-one teams and 16 tier-two teams, leaving 12 open slots for further expansion into the distant future for the "NHL2"
>
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>>158110080
>>158110080
>>158110080
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>>158109709
It's a concrete hellscape and the concourse is so small you can't tell the beer line from the piss line even after you take a sip



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