*marners*previous >>158106198
3-3 2 Min LeftLet my baw marner cook
BUF @ PHI, 7 pmSJS @ BOSCGY @ NYIOTT @ WSHPIT @ CBJLAK @ CARMTL @ DET, 7:30MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)NSH @ STLFLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
>rags
l'm afraid to check the score. how bad was it sisters? did they give up more than 10?
>>158110079
>>158110097It was a hard fought effort
why are swedes so slamable?
ignore that one disgusting post earlier.No more hating on Flame Nation or the Flamiacs for the rest of the thread. Capiche?
flamiacs more like retards
>>158110108
okay someone make a new thread this guy isn't down with the flame
>Flames fans during the off season:D>Flames fans during the season:(At least you guys are cute.
plovertime
GARY TIME IN SIN CITY
Flames on track for a 0-84-0 perfect defeated season
if the 9th team in the west has more points than 8th in the east, they should get the wild card
why doesn't any team want to trade for hellebuyck???
>>158110125They can lose it away from my >craps cold dead hands!
trade for who?
>>158110133other gms doing the peg an egg
both these teams stink!
>>158110133cause it's too much capital for one person and goalies aren't a hot commodity presently
>>158110149This
>>158110133None of the teams he's willing to go to need and/or have the cap space for him.
>>158110149Many are saying this.
*pokes it in your 5 hole*
Bob MVP tonight
>>158110149yes
I bet CSKA Moscow or St Petersburg have KHL cap space to sign him
first s/o of the season
>>158110133he has aidssamericans in de stanleycupplayoffs syndrome
>>158110151>and goalies aren't a hot commodity presentlystuart skinner has been being passed around like a two dollar whore, a goalie like hellebuyck hitting the market should make 70% of GMs head's explode
>>158110171NEAT !!!
>>158110170omg hold my hand
>>158110170There goes our perfect no shootout season. /hoc/ in shambles
laine mentioned
>>158110173Without googling who is Skinner currently playing for?
>>158110173should'a, could'a, would'a, lad
>>158110133He's a prick
That was filthy
>>158110179Springfield
>EICHLEL
>>158110179the jests and he stuffed the fuck out of maccrybaby and landescum
hill kind of sucks
>>158110179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4cttwNaDs
Skinner Dinner is not an analog for Connor Heckinbyuck not even fucking close
poked! pokemon
>>158110179Cleveland Monsters?????
>laffs
>>158110187stuffed that one tho
>Gold Med- AAACK!!!
MARNER LEFT A STAIN ON THE ICE
marner choking
>>158110197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr89xoZyE1g
>16 for 67dear john
that was a groovy move
>it was 3-0
>hartless victory
Case status: OFF
>laffsmy team won today shut up
Knights won the fucking shoot out with Adin full of shit HillLaffs should be ashamed
livelove>laffs
what a terrible game from the leafs jesus christ this team
>>158110224Need a clean loop of this
warm up your golf clubs, 1967ers
stuff that up your eichole
>Vegas had over 40 SOGWhat are Laffs defensemen doing?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIT WAS 3-0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAK W A BWABHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>laffs
>>158110240Being useless as usual
>>158110161dad thinks it pie hole
>>158110240Hopefully their best
>>158110244Copeygod owns the laffs
bob stands of his fucking head and this bum ass team can't muster up one more fucking goal
if he stood on his head then why did they lose the shootoutthat doesn't make much sense
>>158110240You don't need D with a good offence but the leafs forgot to do offence after the first 10 minutes
>>158110258motherfucker they were up 3-0, the shouldn't have needed to pot another one just fucking play defense
How's dangle hanging?
>>1581102723-0 in the first 10 minutes isnt the lead you think it is. it was tied up by 25 minutes in
Least penalized team every season for the past 5 seasons lmaoMust be some amazing coaching, oh wait what’s that? They’ve had 3-4 coaching changes? ImpossibleImma take my salt and go sleep what a joke
“His 67th career attempt” lmao fuck right off
>>158110258Bob saves 40 out of 43 and they still cannot score once in 2 periods. I don't care if Laffs fans think they got ref'd. That's pathetic.
>>158110267he stopped 40 of 43 lmao
It’s concerning how most of the Canada world junior players are back in the nhl. We have learnt nothing.
>>158110280im more interested in johnny superbman's video tbdesu
Desu bros I'm not always one to blame the refs - of course we could always play better.. but 4-1 PP (+penalty shot) and not calling interference on OEL late there is a clear advantage for the game. Not to mention all the egregious stuff over the past years like Gudas holding the stick on the playoff winning goal for example. There's so many past examples of game winning missed calls against us, while we seem to get called on the softest plays. Zero balance..It's ruining the league for me
>>158110296im a laffs fan, the refs were dogshit but so were we minus bob
>>158110288maybe don't allow 43 shots, that would probably help out a bit
Y’all need to calm down. We know the calls were BS, especially in the final minutes there.But we just took the reigning WC Champs AND the refs into OT. This game should’ve been a loss, we all expected it before the puck dropped.This is not the same team that I’ve seen in the past. Heck, they fought hard this game and looked unreal in OT.Let them finish this road trip before we start screaming the sky is falling folks.
>>158110315you're a genius
the laffs are the most valuable franchise in the leaguethe fact of the matter is is that the laffs benefit from garypuck more than they get hindered
>>158110319>he still copes after a game like thatoh sweet summer child
the owners got together and they're DEMANDING that gary do more to harm canadian hockey
>>158110288Allowing over 40 SOG is bad defensive play. Hill had 0.875 on 24 SOG and Bobrovsky had 0.930 on 43 SOG and you blame Bob? Are you retarded?
>>158110329two of the biggest liabilites on this team. god watching tavares today was miserable. rielly wasnt as bad tn imo.
>>158110333nah it wasn't bobs fault bruv, not what im saying. I said he stood on his head
https://x.com/Keeshan26284093/status/2108423204322578588
apparently fan interference led to the yankees getting swept>rags
>>158110347don't you ever show me an indian again, you cocksucker
>first knight ever not selling out the fortress>it's against the laffskwab for both teams
>>158110353no because the hit would've been a ground rule double
Flames and Leafs are favourites to win the cup.
>>158110329could have been a god to a small subset of new york but instead chose to become one of the faces of the most embarrassing era of laffs hockey in history bud is vindicated
My team is shit and run by retards
its one point, its not going to make or break anything, its just the lack of any effort at all from the d. bob was just getting blasted for 40 minutes straight. Tanev is our only actual defenseman atp. OEL looks just as bad as Rielly
Every game so far in 5 games, Vegas has more or equal numbers of pp as their opponents. And more than 3 every game. Tell me the league isn't bias! Can't wait till the days they are basement dwellers and their fan base disappears. Same for the Florida teams.So pissed at the non- call on OEL. He didn't even touched the puck. These game management calls in the third or when the game is close suck balls.
>>158110379yeah it was a terrible call, but we also played like shit for 2 periods so
'menta
>>158110379that subreddit is always seething
>>158110365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI_BLG__wY8
Flames were good tonight and deserved a better fate
I really hate that im a leafs fan but its in my fucking blood to watch this team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np3XVoG5V6cITS UP!
Doomers in here are hilarious. We've been in every game we've played this season and haven't lost by more than 1 goal. It's 5 games in. There's things to address, which every team has. It's a new group with a new coach and they look fine. Not gonna win every game. Take the point and move on.
>>158110413I heard that if a leafs fan defects to another team, they wake up with a moose head in their bed.
>>158110421its true, it happened to a buddy of mine
>>158110396Not good enough to win. Your team is shit
>>158110413Found this picture of you
/noteliminatedfromtheplayoffs/
I'm just proud our flames tried their best, that's all I can ask of them :)
>>158110417I think theres something to be said about the abysmal defense(and tavares), everything else looks fine enough. Offensively theyre a much more entertaining team to watch this year but if the d can't figure it out its gg.
America's Flames have never lost
>>158110455But the Canadian Flames lose all the fucking time
>>158110455The flame of freedom burns bright.
Johnny was a flame once and he was as American as it gets
My my, hey heyRock and roll is here to stayIt's better to burn out than to Calgary flames awayMy my, hey hey
I don't know if I'll be able to watch it, so can someone tell me what the score to the >rags game is going to be?
Better think twice before you step to meBecause when you step to me, that’s a disastrous recipeI’m the best you see, best not to mess with me
>>158110468And then what happened?
>>158110441basically, yes.
>>158110489He went to Columbus
>>158110484>PaightenWhy do people just make up names?
>>158110505Nah that’s a cool spelling, be chill lil man
>>158110505i want to be cool like the mormons in the cia
When a black player takes the ice I always go “aw what the fuck, that’s not what we’re here for!” out loud, and root against him even when he’s on my own team, which he never is, because my team is based
>>158110497And den?
>>158110133Hellebuyck was below league average for Save Percentage last season. He played way above his typical caliber in the Olympics, against an unusually weak Canadian team without Crosby. He's not as good as that gold medal suggests he is.
>>158110552>an unusually weak Canadian team>McDavid, MacKinnon, Makar>Celebrini>MarnerNo fucking excuse
whenever a black player takes the ice, i say "hey someone stop that guy, he's taking the ice"
>>158110567Boooooooo
they should execute that mass shooter guy via bouch bombs by evan bouchard100 bombs on target and if he survives he goes free
>>158110538drunk guy ran over him because he was impatient
>>158110531Black hockey players only have two archetypes. They can look like that completely mute, fat-faced, six year old that materialized out of the ether at a friend-of-a-friend's birthday party back when you were in middle school. Or they can look like the weird zesty guy with the unpronounceable name who only existed in high school theatrical productions. I assume that's because all the other athlete-caliber candidates end up playing the other sports instead.
Eric Francis said 2 teams are very interested in zary and he will not be playing a game for the wranglers and a trade is imminent.
>first shootout of the season>laffs
That’s it, I’m locking this thread. Yall can’t behave
>>158110617I will downvote you lol
>>158110617Unlock it bud
my defending champion saskatchewan roughriders are in big trouble
>>158110617*shakes butt at you*
>>158110641the loss of dalke too much of a burden
>>158110484>>158110505she's 100% mormon they spell shit gayly like that or should i say gayleigh
>>158110647You can't suffer in Denver
Hofer? I barely know her!
absolute unit
We all recognize that Gretsky was playing plumberpuck and don’t actually rate that fraud, right
>>158110702Fat
>>158110757its called plump
knights won>laffs
KWAB
thinkin about cobras
Can someone explain why the flames keep losing, my Twitter feed was saying they had a good chance at making a cup run this season
>>158110875No. It’s bed time. Go to bed
>>158110875Retard
Yet another record Crosby can't even come close to OV on.
didney corbsy
>>158110995Gretzky kind of odd because he played out west but conference match ups was probably different back then
marner so thick and smooth it clogged the toronto maple leafs for a moment but then went on its own
>>158111083Three seasons on the >rags will put him against the pongs a handful of times each season. Combined with the rest of his career it adds up.
One day I will stop posting in /hoc/.All other days I won't.
islanders finally helped pull their weight in the broship tonight
>>158111096But 57 games?
>>158111122>>158110818
>>158111111
>>158111175>letting /cric/ get a getThe absolute state
there is no broship
>>158111338happy birthday dad
We're seeing big big things from Darnell Nurse
>>158110887Huh I just woke up
>>158111338He'd be so ashamed of his chud son
I don't know why but it's funny when the Flyers and Flames lose
>>158111694>0-4-0It's so so over
>>158111694as a slowak I look like that when rooting for the flames
>>158111694>it's funny when a day ends in Y
>According to sports analytics tracked by platforms like TSN StatsCentre, Simon Nemec recorded 0 points and a -9 plus/minus rating over his first four games with his new club.>This tied him for the third-worst plus/minus rating in NHL history for any player during their first four games with a new franchise while remaining scoreless. In the entire history of the league, only two players have had a worse statistical start under those specific conditionsIs Nemec really that bad, or the flames suck ass overall?
flames should hire tocchet
>>158111744but he's too bald for them to hire
>>158111796fuck that's true i didn't even think about that
>>158111744Nothing can replace the hole that he left.
>>158110818with the leafs in town? I don't know how that's possible
>>158111736>According to sports analytics tracked by platforms like TSN StatsCentre, Simon Nemec recorded 0 points and a -9 plus/minus rating over his first four games with his new club.wow truly amazing stat tracking technology, megan chayka does it again!
people are saying that jack hughes is upset with the debras because they hired a woman and an indian
>>158111996Who?
>>158112057He's going to utah, everyone needs to come to terms with it
>>158112077Sorry I do speak to text and can't greentext, anyway little arrow laughs
my dabres :(
hot stove getting capital letters red hot comma who wins the Sam mom and boat sweepstakes question mark
>>158112105maybe the rumors are false
I famously said the sabres were going to take a step back and I was scorned for it
it was 3-0 btw
>>158112116Hart would have shut them out
At least the Flames play the same way every night. Coach has to be happy with that
>>158112187what do you think you meant by this?
>>158112083>>158112107kek this will go over a lot of heads
>>158112204It was supposed to be @all not a reply
>>158112218thank you for clearing it up, now I can go make eggs with a clear conscience
gary called me yesterday around noon
>>158112264Hi yesterday, I'm dad!
>>158112273no he didn't call me that he called me a stupid goyim and then he hung up
>>158112057Isn't his mother a woman
Gary finally remembered to schedule a game for /hoc/'s Jackies tonight!
>>158112418his mother is a jew
Marner > Morgan in the morning
top of the morning to yah, fellow /hoc/ers
>>158112276I have to level with you. That's not a very good punchline
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
*drops a big steamy marner in the toilet*
just dont like them is all im saying
Nj Devils putting Steven noesen on waivers, disappointing but not really surprising
>top of the division without >our top pairingOur year? Our year.
Our Sennies mentioned :)
Nothing but shit teams and shit games today. Grim.
Did you see the sens goalie dab last night?
>>158110818Gary finally loses
>>158112825shabbat shalom brodda!!
NHL must have the same geniuses making the schedule as MLB, who for the 2nd Friday in a row, will have zero games played
>>158112910support your local high school football team tonight
>>158112910if your team doesn't play on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday that means you are a joke franchise
Can't stop thinking about my flames :)
>>158112969ah yeah, the only team in the league with 0 points
my son is coming home from college for the weekend :)
few know this, but goliath was from crete
>>158113053he wasn't
Even better recent dna testing concludes that Goliath and the philistines were Europeans from mainland Greece
>>158113036that's just ai Andre the giant
>>158113115andre used to drink a case of beer, 8 bottles of wine, and two bottles of crown royal in one session
>>158113011See >>158112201
>>158112825See >>158112467
>>158113109do you think the philistines grew out of the fucking ground?
>>158112524Good morning fren
>>158113138and then farted so loud it even frightened haku
>>158113161nah
>>158113036I hope he’s having fun and is making friends
JT Miller is from East Philistine
>>158113265he's got a crew of bro's and a shortie but hates his roommatethere's a finn down the hall in his dorm im considering heeming him
trbrother won
>>158113011You think I'd be embarrassed my flames are the most elite tankers? No my fault your team can't keep up.
https://x.com/2112hockey/status/2108426540182806555
trbrother was granted the name the brother guy or tbg for short
Well biblically speaking the flames were already in the pit when the devils got there
>>158111338Text book proof child abuse produces great athletes
>>158113327It also produces fags
>>158113332is that what explains trb?
>>158113306I’ll use ChatGPT to touch up my resumev
>>158112754in the seasons that end in x6-x7 the sens usually accomplish something>96-97 - made the playoffs for the first time lost 1st round in 7 games>06-07 - lost in the finals to the ducks>16-17 - Conference final loss to the Pens in 7 games, OT no less26-27 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>158112467He let the interns have it for forgetting to schedule them
who will win the sam mom and boat sweepstakes?
What went wrong?
the intern meme is beyond stale
>>158111122>BroshipYou're all alone on this one
>>158113412Hopefully they learned their lesson
>>158113337Pittsburgh vs Ottawa was the real Stanley Cup Nashville would've be rolled by either
>>158113473That was such a fun series as a neutral fan. Karlsson was unreal
>>158113473I got a DUI after that game 7 kwab
>>158113422They're still warming up
Hellebuyck bros... We're bleeding cash...
>>158113500Retard
>>158113500Did they lead you to shaping up, or did you ship out?
Alcoholic retards OUT
>>158113573/hoc/ partners with AA
>>158113573that's the end of /hoc/
be on the look out... bud hungers...
My flyers are finally going to win a game tomorrow
>>158113573*sips smugly in your general direction
>>158113695
The world is screaming for Gary to adjust more games to other timezones
got a pidser with roni, ham and bacon
>>158113721Glorified 4th forward like Makar and Hughes
>>158113740the only thing you didn't get was asked
>>158111736Their 1C is Morgan Frost and Dustbin Wolf is awful
must be bud1635 today
Only three teams left in the 2026 Retard Bowl. Who's winning (losing) it all?
>>158113798>winningreminds me of bud>losingreminds me of trb
Is any team capable of losing to them?
>>158113820>capable of losingthe only thing trb's capable of
>>158113740Yum
What is Samir melting down about this time?
>When we wrote Calgary’s season preview, we were really worried about the sheer lack of skater talent. It’s difficult to argue the Flames have an above-average skater in their lineup and it’s certainly looked that way to start. And if Dustin Wolf is looking this rough early (minus-5.4 GSAx in two games), it’s hard to see any silver lining with the next 80 games
my blue jackies play tonite
What is trb melting down about this time?
bud? wonmitch? wondom? wonburrito? woncopey? rulessamir? pakistani
>>158113721>5'9 150llb defenseman
>>158113885short king
>>158113883you forgot trbrother won
>>158113890his gf has broader shoulders than he does
why does trb's loss to his brother make him so mad?
>>158113855Mine too :)
My Sensies finna dab on those hoes
>>158113885if he's 5'9 I'm andre the giant
kek!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLsICuCVq3A
I inherited my dad's property :(
>>158114078sell it and buy the Flames
that pizza ruled
>>158113337makes sense
dumping chayka
7pm start seems a bit late for a saturday
>>158113967Nobody can replace swayman in ullmark’s heart
>>158114078Congrats on getting property!
>>158113740Sounds good anon :)
millennialbros...
Think about it, the Boston game starts at 1pm. You can sleep in, have lunch and still have the whole day ahead of you after the game. It's perfect
>>158114078Sorry for your loss :(
>>158114239>pour semen on Marchand
>>158114078
>>158114268He’d love that
I need a new sport to watch but hockey is the only one that's somewhat entertaining
>>158114339porn
>>158114339College Lacrosse
>>158114339Why do you need another sport?
>>158114339
>>158114355For some variation>>158114366>I love watching professional PokemonSaid noone ever
>>158114366I still need a shiny Kawasaki.
>>158114366Jen
>>158114405
said the dolph ziggler word
>>158114239The end of an era is coming. I wonder how much longer Crosby and Marchand have
>>158114420[victory music]
F L A M E SLAMES
>>158114597L O S EOSE
I S L A N D E R SSLANDERS
>>158114602L O S EOSE
>>158114605cope we beat the hawks yesterday
>>158114339Chess?
>>158114613
>>158114667We don’t criticize Gary here
>>158114671Yes we do
we're concerned about garys parkinsons here
>>158114679
>>158114679Cope
>>158114671Guess we're going to need an additional ad break to think about what you've done wrong.
>>158114711Shit, meant for>>158114679
>>158114682He was pretty shaky during the opening night
>>158114738>I sighed as Gary began to shake, vibrating with motion
If I ever saw Gary I'd kiss him
>>158114738He went to the wrong game and fell asleep. That's all.
Really want to jerk off but I won’t
>>158114667all your shekels are belong to Gary
Coach fired, first win of the season we're going to make it KooKoo bros
waging is over :DDDDD
>>158114598Cope we won in 04
54 more mins of waging
50 mins lefT :)
*ryys*
>>158110561Not taking Schaefer was a huge mistake. It wasn’t his turn, I guess
gknights relocated in a decade :)
>Hello Gary, can you hear me?>This dang thing isn't working again...
30 waging minutes left :)
>>158115207Gonna need you to pick up a double tonight, anon.
/hoc/ clopens
>>158115192
>>158115192I hear you anon. Please share your thoughts
Cam Talbot is making his Jackies debut tonight. What are we in for?
>>158115386Hopefully a penguins win (:
>>158115386elder milennial unc masterclass
>>158115432Hopefully not :)
>>158115448Shut the fuck up (:
>>158115453No :)
>>158115453We love the Jackies and their fans here
>>158115464Thanks :)
>>158115464I believe the Blue Jackets are considered to be /hoc/s team.
>>158115464I don’t
>>158115479Them and the flames yes.
O Dog ripping into the laffs Defencemen.
>>158115479/hoc/'s Jackies :)
>>158115542Retard
>>158115526I thought he was ded?
>>158115567We don't use the r-word here
>>158115608tard
>>158115608I do
>Gary went to CornellDoes that mean he raped people too?
Freedom isn't free. Some of you forget that.
>>158115649neither are jerseys
>>158115649It has a hefty fucking fee which costs folks like you and me.
>>158114875Isn’t it a little early to fire a coach?
Macklin Celebrini says it was difficult to miss two #SJSharks games this week, but the trainers told him it wouldn't be smart. He says there's a chance he's back tomorrow afternoon when they host Edmonton.
Gavin McKenna reached a skating speed of 23.34 mph in Thursday's game, the fastest burst by an 18-year-old in the League's tracking era (since 2021-22).Read more on McKenna's NHL EDGE stats ⤵
>>158115668Even faster than Kaapo Kakko?
>>158115668gavin mckenna is shit and a bust
>>158115662They weren't even the first ones to do so this season
>>158115464ted is gay
>>158115655Do you think an ice hockey league in the Mojave desert is cheap??? Motherfucker!!!!
>>158115685Ted's dead
>>158115685show some respect for the dead
>>158115686Apologies saar
>>158115668How’d you get an emoji on 4chan?
Jim Hiller reveals that John Tavares is a dad for the fourth time as the family welcomed Tucker Tavares. Tavares will be unavailable for tomorrow’s game against the Avalanche.
>>158115732Idk I copied and pasted
>>158115732alt+f4
>>158115676Cope
>>158115668>since 2021-22
aces elimination game toknight
>>158115732You need a Gold+ Premium 4chan™ account.
dumba retired
>>158115772Wtf I love the coyotes now
>>158115685I miss his cock and balls
>>158115772Pretty funny Dumba gets confused for a negro
>>158115772Greatest jersey number of all time \_ \_ \_
>>158115738He could teach Crosby about how to reproduce
>>158115772KEK!
>>158115127What's he drinking?.
>>158115772>>158115778
William Nylander is happy with the direction the Toronto Maple Leafs are taking after their offseason changes. Asked whether the organization had moved in the direction he wanted, Nylander made it clear he believes the team is heading the right way.“If it would’ve been a rebuild, I wouldn’t have wasted what I believe to be my next six good years here.”Nylander’s comments suggest he remains committed to the Leafs’ plans as the team looks to build toward contention.
>>158115905Still pisses me off the laffs won 1st OA.
>>158115911cool it with the antisemitism
The laffs are elite (at being gay and retarded)
>>158115950Just like my islanders
What's wrong with being gay and retarded?
>>158116022gays go to Hell ya fucking retard
Who is the best player your team ever picked up on waivers?
>>158116147Kapanen
>>158116022nothing, i hope
WAGING IS OVER :DDD
>>158116147Not much to pick from for my Jackies, so it has to be Fabbro
going to watch rouyn-noranda versus saint john on the youtube
>>158116172Based! You going to crack open some cold ones?
Gonna head to the Deep Pucks store, y'all need anything?
>>158116204uuuuhhhh some goalscoring from the greasy areas and uhhh maybe some 50/50 battles if you have a chance
>>158116204I need some staying out of the box and sticking to our game
>>158116204Yeah need a couple buttends for pesky forecheckers,, no penalty please.
>>158116204I'm going to need you to grab as many >rags as you can before the game tonight.
>>158116182Neat
>>158116022It just means that you are a flames fan
>>158116261I look like that and I say that
Suniev-Frost-CoronatoGridin-Strome-TsyplakovSharangovich-Backlund-FarabeeOthmann-Pospisil-KlapkaName a team with a worse forward group then this.
>>158116282does it have to be an nhl team?
>>158116282The Cincinnati Bengals.
>>158116292>>158116291It has to be an nhl team
They're saying he's out for 6 weeks now
>>158116294hmmmm I'll get back to you
what's the official hoc game of the night?
Dustin Wolf has quit hockey and taken his dream job at Home Depot. Same general colours, more job satisfaction
>>158116292there isnt a position called forward in football im afraid retard
I'll be watching the selannebowl
>>158116304We're watching our Jackies play the evil penguins
>>158116310That's how bad the Bungles are. Don't worry though, there is no need to an an afraid retard.
>>158116318retard
I'm heading to Deep Puck storage, several flights of stairs and caves going up through the mountain valleys, and I need you to give me your long list of supplies you need me to bring back to /hoc/ for the long, cruel winter, so we can have a well-supplied season of hockey to watch before the snow thaws
>>158116309Saw this coming to be honest. Good for him choosing a more fitting profession
>>158116334I want to try some of those pizza pops our Canadian frens were talking about
>>158116309A guy like Wolf is always going to be successful on or off the ice
Gary schedules all his shit games on Friday because he wants us to go out and have sex
>>158116364i would but I need a break from all the sex I've been having on Friday nights lately
>>158116364We don’t do that here
>>158116322I can't. If I got any slower we all might die.
>>158116334pickled apples please
>>158116338What if they don't have store brand? The whole global supply chain just happens to be out of order, so if homemade is all they have, I'm at least bringing you back a variety sampler to see if you like them
>>158116380I'll let the Canadians chime in here, but they alluded to the official Pizza Pop brand being a lot better than the knockoffs
>>158116338>>158116380Didn't they say that they were just hotpockets?
>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pucks
>>158116390King Kong played Ping Pong with his Ding Dong in Hong Kong
>>158116405https://youtu.be/CUhxRe9DNkI
>>158116204I have been looking for some grit and compete level for maybe twenty years
Good fucking job gary
>>158116334yeah carrot bitch, bring me them taters and chives
>>158116389Hot pockets are gross, pizza pops are better
>four games tonight>three pucks drop at the SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuck you, Gary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS0ux8k0CTM
it's dinner time bros
>>158116484We're discussing what brand of pocket pizza we're going to dine on until February; please stand by
>>158116471thoughts on trbrother's win?
>>158116502sybau nigga
>>158116510sit my ass back up?
>>158116377Bringing back fresh apples, pickling salt, and a pallet of pickled apples we can all enjoy while we wait for our homemade pickled apples >>158116462Carrots, potatoes, chives, and bitchescheck
bud is on the prowl
>>158116334Get some cans of beans and firewood. I'd love to sit around a fire munching beans with /hoc/
The subbans are jamaican I wonder how many jamaican meat patties PK can put down
>>158116544>love to sitwe know trb, it's basically all you do
>>158116514Subaru ass nigga!
Let's get Kraken
>>158116584Grubauer in net tonight
Predators Acquire Jayden Struble From Montreal
RIP Mike Ditka he's up there chilling at Thugz Mansion with Odog and others
Quiet! All of you. We are approaching the Caps game.
Point me toward the hockey, Gary
>>158116612you're gay and boring
Puck drop is imminent. Let's lock in
OUR jackies
>>158116636Retard
>>158116631
>scoreless draws
>>158116636Genius
I guess I'll watch metroslop until selannebowl begins
>>158116639Cut this shit out. They are OUR Jackies and you have to learn to accept it.
>>158116603fugg it's trueF
Neither of the currently live games is airing on sportsnet or tsn. Rogers will kill all interest in the sport in canada
>>158116663>>158116663
Alright, the Wings are on. Shut the FUCK up. Thank you.
