Test cricket back in town boys 1st Test of Australia in South Africa @ Durban AUS 39/2.v SA
YFO
We’re so back
death to mark nicholas
>test cricket*appears*>zachy b *disappears*
Mark Nicholas is fucking based
CFO
I’m so hungry
>>158111331This is why people didn't play cross bat shots for 150 years.
https://youtu.be/qV7Nw4Y268o
I'm so horny
>>158111340Offseason ‘mick innit
Reckon Marnus wants to reclaim his farm?
My willy smells funky
>tfw stinky brown discharge from my belly button again
>>158111354WASH YOUR PENIS
>Smith 4* (20)coooorrrr
>>158111361I did 3 hours ago, maybe I forgot to dry
>>158111352Marnus showing them what a true South African looks like.
>the afl and nrl summer cazzies are back grim
>>158111352Konichwa motherfucking nip cunt. They should have dropped another atomic bomb on your family
my penis smells like asian woman
Should have given Nortje the new ball
South Africa all at sea here.
>>158111347It was genuinely bad position and technique
>this cunt still going on about the pronunciation of labooshanefuck off
south africa with no answers here
Thought he cleared it up and it was pronounced Loose Bus Change
>they shipped howie over for thisgrim
WALLOP
>>158111384Needs a bottle of champuknee to calm down.
>>158111391maybe they are going to leave him there>here's hoping
Not a proper cricketing shot I'm afraid. Bradman would never.
>hitting 2 sixes in a test match overcringe
>where would you rather be than DurbanNot even the Saffers want to live there.
>>158111384He changed the vibe in a terrible way
>>158111405what are the dangerous cities in SA?
it's coming home
WALLOPGET HIM INTO THE T20 TEAM NOW
>>158111408hannay heard nice things about polokwane
Sandpaper was bad, but so was apartheid so really who is to say who the bad guys are
imagine watching this rubbish over the actual main event - Bangladesh v Afghanistan
>>158111408Salisbury, Snowtown, Morphett Vale, Coober Pedy, Port Augusta, Ceduna.
The other day I was watching cricket and a guy hit a six and a girl tried to catch it in the crowd and it hit her in the head, bounced off the top of her head and she started cryingCant remember what match it was
FUCK OFF HOWIE I HATE YOU
>>158111416sex tourist pests
>>158111414Apartheid wasn't bad and neither was sandpaper. Both were media beat-ups fuelling corporate moral virtue signalling.
>>158111416>ai slop shirtboomers were a mistake
Those sixes were made possible by Maddinson taking the shine off the ball
>>158111418that was the ODIs
>trying to start an Australian barmy armythey want to be English so badly lmao
>>158111426Why are you avoiding me
>>158111416NDIS funded holiday
67
>>158111434HO LY BASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>158111429scared
wtf is that howie i can tell because no one else calls him marnus like that
>>158111439Good
>>158111434imagine richie benaud saying 67 haha
Fuck, Marnus actually looks really good here. Could this be, dare I say it, the summer of Marnus?
>>158111427Ah
>>158111444home conditions innitalso why is everyone on /cric/ getting digits today
>>158111446we're about 95% of posts on /sp/ right now
>jeet getting heemed at 8 an over in a test>jamboy hiding under his bedclockwork
>>158111340He cowardly posted at the end of the last thread >>158111412
>>158111448not a bad effort for 3 people
Wtf is going on with the price of beer in Australia…. like seriously this is getting beyond a fkn joke.
>>158111453immigration pushing up demand
it's friday so the toothpicky weekend warrior is allowed to post for the next 3 daysdon't want to see him show up next week again though. the bedsitty neek
Reckon you should just drink water instead mate, better for you
>>158111453liquor taxes are crimes against the people
isn't a bedsit It's 50 square metres over multiple roomsbingo winged retard
Can't stand the taste of water
Durban aerial shots look decent, is this AI? thought it was a shithole
>>158111453what is the logic behind muslims being ok to drink alcohol but eating pork is like you killed and raped their mother in front of their eyes?
>>158111461based
>>158111453fucking extortionate for pisswater>>158111458have they jacked it up recently to make up for the shortfall in tobacco tax since they priced everyone out of durries?
>>158111453Like tobacco>raise prices beyond a joke>durrr why are organised crime getting into tobacco now why does everyone buy from da black marketLabour might actually be brain dead
>>158111340VERY astute observation
>>158111463can't tell where the gun starts and his hand ends. is the gun an extension of his body?
>>158111464Their book is just the random whims of an illiterate warlord. Don't try to make sense of it.
Heard about the saffa drinking game? when one of you goes to the toilet, take four shots
Any streams? I'm not paying these jews.
philander is just being a dick nowsaying labaskaknee on purpose
>>158111475this guy gets it
All those people making fun of Maddinson's efforts earlier looking a bit silly right now
bit disappointed with all the empty seats I see
>>158111477yeah m8, right here*unzips pants*
>>158111466it never stopped going up, just like the baccy tax
>>158111483He did his job and saw out the new ball.
>>158111484should have gone down then
>>158111477liveleagues dot me
>>158111483So trueThe common just can't comprehend a giga brained innings like 0 (33)
just remembered certain man trying to convince himself beer tasted good the other day lmao
Saffas at home is a sell out in Aus or England
mum: who's winning?me: *rolls eyes*
had a job interview for a internal promotion today lads and I couldn't really understand what the interviewer was saying but did my best to muddle through
my illegal stream is showing me third world boobs
>>158111497oh dear what a neeky take you show here tastelet
Why is our team all old fucks?
Perth is the capital of South Africa.
more of a cider man myself
>>158111504what flavour
>>158111510this guy doesn't get it
>>158111512based mercury enthusiast
>>158111466liquor tax raises every 6 months based on the inflation ratethe tax on one case would be about $25.the tax for on tap tax was frozen a year ago
>>158111513looks south american
My instagram algorithm has been taken over by british right wing accounts complaining about all the muslims invading their cities
>>158111516mercs are gut rot, yacked after drinking a six pack and it was glowing green
>>158111507state of you mate*sips poison*>mmmmm that's a delicious beverage
Australian drinking culture is a problem no one wants to address.
>>158111524Mine just shows me dancing girls.
>>158111515sorry meant for >>158111509
ok now it's hentai
not even being le teetotal man eitherbeer is a tool for social occasions nothing more nothing lessnobody likes the taste because it tastes disgusting
fancy a curry now
might crack open a bear
>>158111537You have to be +18 to post here kid.
>>158111540same honestly, that sounded delicious
Can't have a beer because I have COVID
Would you fellas watch a livestream of me reacting to the cricket?
Talk about something interesting you blokes or I’m going back to alf
couldn't imagine being a pisshead in Australia with the current prices. what a retarded waste of money.
hollowed out white bread filled with curry. Whoop de fucking doo
>>158111537think you're just drinking shit beer m8Stop drinking fizzy piss lager and get some proper Ale down ya
>>158111547I had the flu and tried to ignore it. Now I've been off for four weeks with pneumonia.
>>158111464not eating pork has no practical impact on your life, there are always alternatives. makes it a very easy thing to take super super seriously if you need to signal your piousness.alcohol doesn't really have a like-for-like substitute, so you miss out on a lot of cultural stuff if you follow it.
>>158111528think the address has "Australia" in it, perhaps a funny abbo town name too
what's the manchester durry of alcohol?
btw if you buy cider then it's taxed far less because it's done on the wine tax, not the beer taxif you want cheap beer then go to aldi, get a 24 pack for $35. Instead of paying $2.05 for a can in that pic above, you pay $1.45.
If you aren't able to socialize without alcohol then you probably aren't a very interesting person.
Can you blokes please stop being poor?
>>158111464Halal and Kosher are just diets for practical eating in the middle east over 2 millennia before refrigeration, but you can't explain that to those retards and they have some mega fear of disease off pork.
>>158111568you have to be deeply disturbed to use this website which limits earning potential
had it up to here with you lot
>>158111567>socializeFOY
fuck off marnie you retard
marnus thinking bout them bunny chows
marnus nooooo
pooview imo
GONE GOTTEM LBWALK OFF CUNT
>>158111573Then why the fuck did they domesticate pigs?
My marnie....
labuSHANE? more like labuGONE haha
Is 37(58) a career saving knock?
>at least we retained the review
>>158111583they're allowed to have multiple wives
People who take the lower offer on the chase should not be allowed an equal share of the winnings.
Marnus was born in South Africa and grew up in Queensland, so it makes sense that he's a complete fucking retard
fucking told you marnus sucks
>>158111553Its pretty tasty, but its effectively a poverty meal that has become a delicacy
>>158111594He's also a Xtian
have australia ever had a worse batting attack?
>stream froze>reload>marnus goneffs
>>158111598chips and chicken nuggets are also tasty
>>158111594queensland is a great state
>>158111583Don't know if they did, but I believe there are populations of wild boars in the Middle East even today; so it probably comes from people eating them and getting ill.
>>158111600early 2010's and the 1980's
>literal opener Matt Renshaw coming in as a lower middle order player because lower middle order player Travis Head was playing as an openerwtf are pozzies doing? did they somehow lower their IQ even more?
I’m so fat
>>158111606What a whore, would do such filthy things to her.
>>158111606shame it's filled with queenslanders
who's winning?
>>158111615not out I say
hankering for stepmumdering
>>158111590Depends on what the lower offer was. If they only got 2k in the cash-builder and took a lower offer of 1k then its fair. The issue arises when they take a negative.
>>158111590remembering seeing someone take negative cash, that were diabolical
What’s the best Australian beer these days
IT WAS MEANT TO BE HIS REDEMPTION ARC FUCK SOUTH AFRICA.
>>158111548Yes. Put it on Youtube or Twitch.
>>158111615looked plum despite marnus walking down the pitch.
the low offer is cowardice and i actively cheer for them to get caught
>>158111618the rooview with South Africa's most advanced 4FPS cameras says otherwise
GARNus Labuskghaghchanay
the best Australian beer is the one you tell everyone about
>>158111625Still Coopers of Adelaide.
>>158111607Wasn't the Prodigal Son living on a pig farm at one point?
how many you reckon par score here is
it does not get more out than that
>>158111632>0.00001% of the ball in line>umpires call
>>158111647kek was thinking thisI thought it had to be >50%. did they change the rule
Still, the ancient Israelites definitely fucked pigs. The descendants of those encounters are called 'Dutch people'
>>158111615dogshit call.
>>158111651Those Dutch "people" went on to famously lose the Second Boer War.
>>158111641he was in a distant country before he returned
That pig scene in odyssey haunts my dreams
>>158111654His father went there to get him, I doubt it was somewhere where pork consumption carried less risk.
1. Coopers Extra Stout2. Newtowner Pale Ale3. Little Creatures Pale Ale4. Coopers Sparkling5. FurphyThat is all.
What if there was an Associates XI who played touring FC cricket against domestic teams and England Lions/Australia Roos
>>158111658>1. Coopers Extra Stoutso bloody good
>>158111650Over 50% is just in line
Pale ale is the extra virgin olive oil of beers.
>>158111658Coopers green mogs pseud
>>158111647as it should be if anything should just be out
It never gets seriously talked about but pozzies, Saffers and all jeets when at home all rig the umpires call.
>>158111620if they only get 2k in the cash builder they shouldn't be on the show in the first place
>>158111650It can be confusing because they have different determinations for pitching vs stumps & body impact. On pitching it's only decided based on if more of the ball is in or outside (so 51% inside is out but 49% is not out).For the other two, whatever the umpire decided is kept even if it's only 1% the way the umpire went. It has to be completely 100% wrong to overturn.If it was not out and reviewed by south africa it would have been not out.
Danish cunts are closing down Marston's. Why the fuck they even buy it, it's only been 2 years.
>>158111682Similar thing happened here when Kiwis bought Chickenfeed
>the odysseyah yes, was it a rare gem and modern triumph I hear you ask? indeed it was
who remembers proper binmen?
for me it's Digger
>>158111678Studios don't want people to win that much, all the ITV shows are played for money but they "have" to offer more than the BBC shows. Its why most of the contestants on ITV shows are thick as pig shit Northerners .
Its true, the smarter the game show the worse the prize money
Audiences, particularly the types of audiences who watch ITV in the afternoon, like feeling smarter than the contestants.
>>158111453The aus beer market is a disaster. They're phasing out all of the international beer so all have left is the stuff made here, which all has a suspicious metallic taste. Meanwhile the cost of the privilege of drinking this absolutely shit beer keeps going up
>>158111632thats out
Supersport have a history of doctoring footage and cheating, I wouldn’t be trusting any DRS decisions this series
>wbblffs
one more session before bedtime ausbrosdon't want you ruining your sleep to watch the full day of a test you're going to lose
>>158111705They can't even get smooth graphical transitions working, I doubt they can do that now.
>>158111708Jeet tier bants
Shall NOT be missing the last good tour of SA before the death of test cricket
>>158111708Shut up bitch
Falling back in love with racism.
>Jeet Raval, who played 24 Test matches for New Zealand between 2016 and 2020, has announced his retirement from professional cricketlook at his first name lads KEK
>>158111722thats a proud maori name mate
>>158111720crisp western woman after being culturally enriched
Can i come stay at your house and use your kayo?I'll take your dogs for a walk and bring 1 box of paddle pops that we can shareI wanna watch the criccy
How boned are we this series ausfags?Boned>Quite bonedBeyond boned
>>158111111
>>158111708I woke up at 4pm today
>>158111746based fellow neetunironically i had a dream this arvo that some journo lost his job for gone gottem posting irlthen i was at the hospital about to get examined by a qt pajeeta nurse but woke up before she did anything
No way is Qais Ahmad only 26
>>158111746Used to do this then play adventure quest until I hit max level. Comfy times.
>>158111739If you're near Branxholm you can come watch it on Austar with me
>>158111760Dragon fable for me
Its over.....
Night shift just started haha
Aussies plsNot like this
GOTTEM
>>158111769Sit down Smudgey
>replay stopped just before it shows the saffer dragging it on the ground as he spins aroundrigged
That felt like quite a short lunch
Awesome, the entire selection panel is retarded
>>158111787Yh out edged.GONE GOTTEM
so this summer we'll see the end of this era then
Try to look on the bright side lads, marnus will top score and prove everyone wrong.
if they'd given him the magic spray after copping this he'd probably still be in, where were the support staff
not even watching cumgod conquered cricket in 2023 just here because alfs quiet faggots
>bowl short at smith>it mentally cooks himwhy didn't world cricket try this sooner? Archer already worked it out
>>158111821ah yes archer working out in that series where smith still made 770 odd runs. really figured him out there
>>158111808that looks bad desucould be a broken finger
>>158111829not as bad as being hit on the toes thoughbeit
>>158111821Doing that once angered the gods and allowed a South African farm boy to average 65 for two years
>>158111808Just needs to get the bat up higher. Can't keep throwing a sickie after getting hit by the bat just have to bat through it.
Renshaw double century Carey shit anchor looms
sorry but Australia won the story with the 0(33)pure sovl
so satisfying to see cheatstralians get heemed at cricket , hyrox shitting convicts needed to cheat to win against Bangladesh kek
When you consider what a really good side SA has its such a shame they can't even get a half decent crowd in even at Durban (British Whites, therefore a cricket area).
>>158111851>tf>talking about shitting themselves in public
>>158111769state of his gynocomastesia/man boobs
Just wait pozzies, you have to face /HARMO/ in the second innings.
How's the paki paddle going losers kek
I’m horrified by this crowd I thought saffas loved cricketThe SA20 was sold out
>>158111851arent you jeets get swept 3-0 at home by NZL just last year?you fucking jeets can't win shit unless its rigged pitches so kill yourself, faggots
>>158111860
cricket is a dead sport. jeets and their love for money and pee20, enabled by the rest, ended ityou don't even get good crowds for all the ashes tests now
>>158111868>are we seeing the consequences of my actions?
>>158111867based Ho Chi Min
>>158111872Yes you do
>>158111756>>158111760Based neetbros
>>158111872>you don't even get good crowds for all the ashes tests nowexplain why everytime i try to buy test tickets they are perma sold out? also would help if the jewCB weren't raping us on the pricing
chabbin? or chabbout?
>>158111887Don’t, sebbo will sense this post
>>158111880nah ashes tests in aus aren't full
every time I try to go to the ashes I can only get tickets on day 3 or 4 which isn't a thing anymore
any streams lads?
Did any of you think the IPL and T20 cricket would turn into a monstrosity after the first season of IPL in 2008?
>>158111895its on NHK-E pal
>>158111899road pitches and 10m boundariesits a product for retarded and niggers jeets
>>158111899Yes, it immediately attracted a massive Jeet gambling market. It was obviously going to take over that small brained country.
We’ll have a pooview pls mate
>>158111868POOVIEW TIME
we'll have a rooview thanks
>>158111899Michael Holding did. Besides t20 had been around for a good few years by that point.
Armguard should count as glove, take the protection, take the risk
POOTH POOFRICA WITH THE POOVIEW
>>158111911Yeah but Hong Kong vs Papua New Guinea also draws a massive gambling market and all that leads to is corruption
>>158111900why're you taking the piss? weird mf
>almost hit him in the elbow>yah brai will have a review chur
>>158111888>>158111887googa booga chachablahblah poo poo
>>158111923It isn't even close to comparable.
crazy that renshaw is the greatest batsman australia has ever seen in 2026
>>158111918Counting the glove is dumb in the first place and only exists because it helps umpires before 4K video replays
>>158111918Helmet too? What about pads?
Honest thoughts on South Africa as a nation and a concept?
any plans for World Mental Health Day tomorrow lads?
>>158111934more of a zulu nation fan myself
>>158111934Was only workable under British rule.
>>158111934Stupid ugly flag
>>158111882thank you for reading my blog post
>>158111933Like your way of thinking, get rid of leg byes and count the whole body as a bat
jansen has got quicker
crazy that they reviewed this and not >>158110968
>>158111947Catch the spinners and chuck the ball into the gaps.
last digit is how many times australia will cheat in this series
>>158111917Did he?Yeah but T20 cricket was barely a thing until 2007/08 with the 2007 World Cup and 2008 IPL
Whatever happened to the schizo saffa that posted here recently Hope he’s alive
>>158111961Probably got murdered
>>158111961went to jail for murdering an ex
>>158111934They do pretty well considering their human population is similar to the peewees.
You have to admit T20 cricket was fun before Indians really got a hold of it
>>158111879>posted the same comment that immediately sprang to my own mindYou alri' Nige
>>158111934robbed of their destiny by the BIS tribe
>be me>find lump>let cricket australia doctor feel it (to progress career) >get balls removed>given 33 balls in south africa>no runs
>>158111972True
>>158111934Rhodesia shall rise again
https://www.cricinfo.com/story/somerset-lose-to-warwickshire-but-twenty20-cup-is-a-great-success-at-taunton-129596Funny to read in hindsight
>>158111927>>158111888>>158111887tabla x
forgot about criggy ngl
>>158111997piss off fatguts
when did cricinfo stop being espncricinfo?
>>158111988Official par score for tests for 1st innings:1/452/903/1354/1805/2256/2607/2908/3209/33510/350
>>158112002got the pooSA flag filtered me but wondered why it suddenly started stinking in here
>>158111927kek
I can remember when not averaging above 40 and you're in the top 7 was pretty shit
why are there no south africans in here? is the internet down?
>>158111949In fairness from that angle it looks as if it might have come off the bat.
>>158112011must be an Australian thing
Any UK radio coverage? I want to listen at work
>>158111953There is an article from donkeys years ago with him saying t20 will kill cricket.
BIRBS
>>158112007Did you shit yourself?
Crispo
>>158112014I’m here, just have nothing to say
>>158112014its me ngubu here
>>158112004A few weeks ago, whole world has gone woke desu
>listening to cricket on the radiocannot get more couchy and neeky than this
>>158112031African harrier-hawk btw
>>158112026talk sport 2, got Kyle Abbott on comms atm
Marnus¿ prefer Sraunus nglhttps://youtu.be/7x9EvDG7BPg>>158112002>>158112007>>158112030GOTTEMMMM
>>158112028Yeah I found it, it was in 2010
>>158112040what do you call the dinosaur with 500 teeth?
Fucked up they killed Cronje like that
>>158112040>>158112032hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>158112040more like a hawk tuah
what did he mean by this
>>158112038Cricket is genuinely better listened to than watched
if renshaw/carey don't go full t20 mode retarded they could singlehandedly bring on 300this pitch is flat as shit
>>158111961You mean the guy that would do mass-reply "ywnbaw" and then fuck off?
>>158112044Fuck up fatguts
>>158112060did he? kek that's pretty funny
>sweet caroline
>>158112060i taught him that hehee
>>158112048>what do you call the dinosaur with 500 teeth?anything he wants! hehe
Ok but srsly, who’s winning
>>158112058football is better to watch, meh to playcricket is better to play, okay to watch
did dinosaurs really have feathers or is that some sort of psyop?
>>158112040Are you Kyle Abbott?They are talking about him on TS2 and how he is a bird watcher, would do bird songs and troll Abbas when he was at Hants with bird facts.
One of those comfy warm nights where you sleep with the front door open and wire door shut
>>158112058direst take I've seen in a while
Stream died so I'm simply reading the ball-by-ball
>>158112079frankly I question dinosaurs entirely>>158112084I believe you mean a screen door
>>158112056kek based love saffa cameramen
when I was a kid nokia was a phone XD
>>158112086so you had a stream all alongwell deserved fate cursed rascal
>>158112065>>>/wsg/6249282
Nortjes on FIRE
>>158112091now it's me when my cars in the shop
looks like the narcissistic neek has taken a break from his 17 year old Swedish gf to come and bore us all with his blogposting
>>158112093cric-stream online btw
>>158112037noice x
>>158112082No, they’re pretty common where I live and there’s a nesting pair in my neighborhood that come into my garden every so often. For such a large bird they have an embarrassing squeak of a call.Pretty funny anecdote though
>>158112032youre not schizo saffa i presume?
HARMO HARMO HARMO
>>158112082God that sounds gay
>>158112110take another stab at it mate, you need three >>>
>>>/wsg/6224980>>>/wsg/6245545
>30SR>30SRthese 2 need to start bazzing it a bit. everyone's bored
>>158112108Doubt it. My gimmick is I go trail run when there’s a lull in wickets
>>158112062https://youtu.be/Dw_9FUEqLMw
umpire trying to remember how many wickets they were paid to ignore
>>158112131Kek
>>158112108There always used to be more I think, and then there was just one for a few years that would pop up every so often having a melty
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF HAIRCUT-PAYING DODGING CUNT
>>158112126the type of confidence you be on after a couple weighted hangs
Fatguts nobody ever clicks on the links you post here
>>158112130It's really getting over.
Let's discuss how icky it is having gambling companies as sponsors of this once great game.
what does carey actually do?
Harmer is a son of England and should be representing the Lions
I was in the wrong thread >:((((Whats the pitch and conditions like? Cant watch live rn
>>158112147keeps the wickets
Actually, cricket only took off as a game in the olden days as a wager game, including many variations of the rules, including 1 vs 1 cricket and cricket where a dog is a fielder.
dipping muesli bars in peanut butter
proud of you carey <3
lmaoooo just saw his embarrasing posts in the old threadtook ages to notice as well KEK
>>158112157thanks for the fun fact, got any more?
NOT OUT
clearly daylight but snicko will be doctored
Is this a fierce rivalry?
>>158112168Please stop saying this.
WHAT THE HELL
What does Webster do?Another BRAVE batting collapse for Australia
Australia in shambles
>>158112165Argentina played two first class series against England (MCC) in the early 1900s x
par 150 pitch innit
get to 150 and declare imo
ultraedge shenanigans for sure
should make a bat without edges desu
OoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Is there seriously anyone who wasn't expecting a batting collapse here? M
Went for a poo and webster is out lel
>>158112193could drive a car through that gap. the fix is in
>>158112217did you go for a pooview thanks
time for a classic cummins innings
>>158112168this isn't funny mate. please stop trying to make it a thing
>Cummins can't bat anymore yh it ain't happening pozzsissies
Australia all out 327
>this cunt's name is NokiaHis nickname better be 3315. Afrikaans is so fucking ridiculous.
>>158112228>>158112178of all the things said in this fucking thread about bedsits and the like. I try and make some light friendly banter about a few rooviews and I'm crucified for it. typical.
>>158112202I reckon making better cricket team would be the better optionBut that is just my opinion
it's not a rooview if saffers take it dummyonly makes sense if it was pozzies referring it
>australians now losing>thread slows down dramaticallykek they've been humbled
MORE BIRBS
right on cueview
Who's supposed to be the best team in cricket if everyone is shit at the moment?
>>158112268SA
>>158112240I think the 3310 was more popular over here desu
*be's not watching the cricket*
>>158112242Those things can be funny, you're just saying something unfunny and random. It doesn't have any humour to it.
>>158112262Australia have over 100 points and SA only have 6
A rieuview
>>158112262It's nearly 11pm, wagies are going to their goy-cots.
going to start saying 'we'll have a trueview thanks' when I know it's out
Kek look at those miserable australian cunts
>>158112271Grim (although it really is the same basic shit). I had a 3220, which was the fucking stupid one that had lights on the side that flashed when it rang. Retarded 13 year old me thought it was sick
>>158112272>a metaphor for Australias hopes and dreams of winning this test. Flying away.
Theres nothing better than watching Australia lose
>>158112313Is Uber slow tonight, Prakesh?
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HOTTIES in the crowd >camera moves to indian kidsFUCK
>>158112322Those are native bleks, sir
>>158112326my apologies
>"they're talking about rooviews now" >hehehehe
>>158112319I'm not Indian
When is wharfie time?
>>158112331Yes, saar, you are bloody Aussie as
>>158112332
>>158112329they are looking at my dikpik
Pat Cummins should have a century or two desugood enough batsmen but underachieved
>>158112302Young me would buy the most gaudy replaceable “skins”/cases for mine every time we were at the beach or a festival. My digimon themed skin, that matched my digimon sunglasses, was my favourite though.
>>158112332It was last ball before lunch
harmer is playing holy based off-spinning warne
>>158112329meOW
>>158112331WHERES YOUR VISACLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>158112340pit slut on the left
>>158112329the middle one reminds me of this classic
>>158112357>>158112329>tfw no white, blonde, south African gf
>>158112357
batting order for the 2nd innings:>head>renshaw>marnus>smudge>carey>webster>cummins>starc>lyon>maddinson>hazlewood
OOOOOOFFFFFF
>>158112364Go perth tomorrow
Have you guys ever actually gone back and watched Shane Warne bat?He batted like a fucking retard but still hit a bunch of fifties and nearly hit a few hundreds
WHAT IS IS FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE WAILING ABOUT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC RETARD CAT
>>158112357This happened at a Mumbai Indians vs Rajastan Royals game?
>Renshaw to top score
>>158112385SA20 m8
>>158112390Is that owned by Indians?
>>158112385white women love the ipl mate
SA has the best women
Women love showing off their perfect smooth soft armpits
I love my Mumbai Indians Cape Town
SA defs won the first 2/3rd of that session, but Aus won the last 1/3rd
>>158112398AIDS
grim grim grim
>>158112406SA likely won't have to bat again thanks to Manenti and McFadyen.
>>158112406Who won the 6/7th?
looking a bit cloudy? we in for some rain?
the ball by ball on jeetinfo is fucking cringejeets should be erased from this earth
based SA20
>>158112426Delhi vs Hyderabad?
>>158112410its dead isnt it
>>158112420Not Roller, not worth reading
>>158112410>>158112436even if they threw open the gates nobody would enterembrace t20. it will be the only cricket you get to watch soon
>>158112398What even makes them want to go watch a game of cricket?
>>158112410The commentators coped by saying they'll get good crowds on saturday and sunday
>>158112420>Harmer to Cummins, FOUR runs>Soda fountain part deux, Cummins enjoys himself to a cool, satisfying square drive off the back stool. Through point. 79ks
>>158112426>>158112357kind of funny that the highlights of white people having fun universally revolve around them drinking or being drunk no matter the geography
redeeming some google play store cards atm
>>158112329south african cricket team has the best wags across sports
God bless Jews and Indians
griggid :DDDDDDDDDD
>>158112410>ausgaylia in charge of putting bums on seatswait until england tour, we'll pack the place
>>158112445someones gotta drop a nuke on these jeetseverything they touch turn into cowshit
I like how zachy can't normally shut up on fridays but get a day of test match cricket going and he makes two posts per thread
>>158112410>was in /pw/>attendance/tarp posting>switch to /sp/>attendance/tarp postingit's so tiring
>>158112514Hopefully it will end once AEW mercifully folds.
What's your point
Afghanistan bowling quite well
renshaw <3
>>158112548>>158112548>>158112548
cumgod to score 200
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