Selanne Steak Tavern editionprev: >>158110080
>>158116603 #fugg it's trueF
>>158116663NHL really is the AEW of sports
>>158116673its an actually an E-God sport
Blue Jackets on the powerplay!
>>158116663https://www.amazon.com/Large-Selenite-Bowl-Amethyst-Necklace/dp/B0CW3K46RR/ref=sr_1_5?sr=8-5>needing to cleanse your crystals or whateverhippies
remember rick nash?
>>158116678https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe-QZwxqE4k
>>158116684It's a shame he didn't retire a Blue Jacket.
>dick rash
>See mickey, size doesn't matterKen Daniels, 2026
>>158116684Of course
its dick rash im afraid
>>158116690He's worked in our front office since he retired at least
>>158116684I remember the one weird game where the Jackets fans booed him with the Rangers
>>158116710i remember that, too. a bit ungrateful.
pittsburg is the lightest team and washington is the heaviest
>>158116710That was because he ran Bob over wasn't it?
>the greatest shitlumbus fag jacket of all is dick rash
>muh fishies>muh puppers
>scoreless draws
what's the official /hoc/ game tonight ?red hot caps vs >rags?
>>158116741that's what I have on
>>158116673Shit the fuck up
>>158116741that's what i'm watching til the main event
You gotta go through a lot of scoreless draws before you learn to rock and roll
My penguins need to score
>>158116748
aight PK still sucks
>the soggy city of Seattle
My penguins ):
>puck still nowhere close to be dropped
>crapsbut then>rags
That laffy taffy scores
>all of the games score at the same time
/hoc/'s Jackies! Insane pass from Werenski
Aww craps.
>scoreless amateur draws
this threads the drizzling shits
>CRAPS
>>158116774Gary didn't really put much effort into the scripts tonight.
>>158116777checked
>>158116785I'm sure he's got plenty of twists and turns for us
my jackies :)
>Tune in. >Mighty Rangers already up oneMight be a pizza night
who the fuck buys a buick
>>158116806Boomers
>>158116795I'm certain he does not, in fact, have anything in store for us tonight and still haven't got anything better to recommend So stay tuned to more Gary TV, punk
>>158116795>3 puck drops at 7>1 drop at 8>that is itNah, tonight is a Gary raincheck.
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why did habs trade struble? Ehat else they cooking?
You ahve fucking hurricanes go there drive ther KINO
Eating chicken and rice and broccoli right now bros
>>158116818arbersexuals are very powerful in this city
>>158116824good choice it's a solid consistent meal to eat
>>158116820Did you have a stroke fren
>>158116824Yum!
>>158116806>>158116808What a great selection of vehicles to choose from>he said without so much as a hint of sarcasm
waitin for the college game
>Obviously a good trade and I hope this doesn't sound corny but I'm always bummed when we lose our black players. As far as hockey teams go, I count myself blessed to have been able to cheer for a few black players, but I'll still really miss Struble.
Red wing bros it’s over
>>158116845I actually can't tell if that's a real r/hockey comment or not
Marchand out for possibly 6 weeks
>>158116842Every car looks the same now, I saw some shit on the news once like "cops are looking for a black suv type vehicle' call id you've seen it" then i drove to the store and there was like 20 vehicles fitting that description on my street alone including my car.
>>158116868good, the league is healing
>>158116842>>158116870cheaper, more aero, meets regulations
BERKLEY KARKEN SSSCCCAAARRRRSSS
>>158116861
>>158116870Every car just looks like a bubble now.
>>158116879What tragedy would have to occur in someones life to have them post this?
>>158116889no father
Jagger firkus has 6 points in 2 ahl games #Discrimination #Slavery
>>158116879yikes, the redditors willl be upset about this
>>158116879kek they're beyond parody
>>158116879lmao
>>158116895what the firk
I am watching a faggot team from a faggot cityplaying against a shit team from a shit citywith the best broadcasting team in the leaguebeing consistently interrupted by jewish propaganda and I'm discussing it on a website of sexless autistsis this what I was born for? is this why God put me on this earth? is there nothing higher?
Lmao Brendan Gallagher cant even make the Canucks lineup. Stupid midget
ovi scarrrrrrrrr
>>158116882>I hear youre talking trash about bubble?
>>158116902Go for a walk and look at the moon and stars and realize none of this matters
>>158116907You are way ahead me
Jackies PP!
>>158116875STFU, Auto IndustryIf I want anything out of you, I'd buy a DeLorean, convert it to travel through time, and go back to when the first world built their own fucking automobiles
>>158116911it's 08:43 rajesh but thank you for your insight
>>158116911The moon and stars do not matter. Boring, lifeless things. Hockey matters.
Michkov needs out of the Flyers org
>>158116934michkov for horvat who says no
Why doesn't Gary implement a multipuck rule?
>>158116956not advertisers friendly
>>158116956Time is a flat circle, so theoretically, one day he will
i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
you know billy guerin is always up to something...
>>158116972Being shit
Like Matvei Michkov, I really want a cheesesteak right now
>>158116986keep politics out of /hoc/
friedman say the one team everybody is looking at is calgary
have to look at something to point and laugh at it
>>158116902Are you eyes like -_-
>>158116972meatballslarkin for stramel, hunt, lambos, and a pick
>>158117004This would be very racist if Finland hadn't asked it
It's honestly a crime that Jet Greaves isn't in the Jets Pizza commercials
>>158116902Why you don’t stop being a weeb faggot and moved back to the U.S.
>>1581168741993
>>158117019He should sue
I didnt know struble was black
gonna watch some knuck during the intermission >:D
I can't see that the puck is black
>>158116969Why would this queer think xhe has "bros" here?
Night marner took me by surprise
Dylan Strome is in Washington that's where Ziad Jarrah wanted to go
>>158117082Did you make it to the bathroom?
Jayden Struble... worth a 2nd round pick hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>158117069your boyfriend lost to a burrito kwab
>>158117092Just barely
>>158117118Remember to flush afterwards?
>>158117024because I make a lot of money and don't pay federal income tax if I stay away for 330 days per tax year
>marners in the night, exchanging sewage>wonder all about those obnoxious fluids DOOBY, DOOBY, DOO !!!!!!!!!
remember dustin wolf
>>158117126Man, that's a really great fucking reason>you win
pensies only have 3 shots...
Thank You, Gary
The Futanari Class President Doesn't Want to Give In!I Turned Into a Futanari, So I Had My Magic Master Cure Me
>>158117133It's not his fault
The rags still stink idiot fans can cancel the parade now.
>ded wongs
>rags
What's the point of this Marshawn Lynch ad beyond "look, a black man likes hockey?"
>scorefull draw in Motor City damnit, Gary
>>158117144/hoc/'s Jackies :)
>>158117157
>>158117133I heard he had vaginal sex with tate mcrae and also shaniah twain
>>158116868that's cope right? that leg is done and he's nearly 40 years old. I can't remember the last time I've seen a worse bend to a leg
Blessed be Gary and his scoreful draws
>>158117160>over 10 yearsthat's embarrassing
>>158117163See >>158116879
Gibson is such a shitty goalie
>>158117163He's the beastmode skittle meme man from when the seacocks won the bowl and is part owner.
Wings fans really will blame anyone besides the management.
>>158117181lmao faulk tried to kick it in
>>158117107No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, faggot.
>wungs
>>158117181Let's give the rest of the team the deserved credit for sucking ass
>dead wangs
>wongs
And now IGOR is dead KWAB
>>158117181Yeah
kwab are they gonna pull this fuckin pylon or what
>Shesterkin injured
>igor dedWelp season's overPack it in>rags
Shesterkin is kill
hockey is officially gay
Hat Trick watch for Freddy G
What is happening here
Good vibes for Rangers are dead now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIgor fucked his groin again, been waiting years for this.
why did he do it?
>kills Igor with his slick movesbased
That was goalie kino
This bridge is so sweet
>>158117225watch the penguins steal it in the third
yup, it's over>rags
>>158117228Rangers are know for their resilience and long lifespans. Something to do with elf sex.
>the saddest of the most dangerous draws
Connor Hellebuyck welcome to the new york rags
>>158117241They need a hero to step up
let's see 4 goals on 10 shots that's 0.600 SV% and my mom says that's not very good
>>158117234cable stayed bridges are like the trapezoid, both should be fucked off
did our reffies forget about a penalty
>reffies don't give the 5 on 3 they called because muh igor got hurtedreally gay stuff
>>158117247No, we want Heckinbyuck
>>158117265They decided that losing their goalie was enough.
>>158117270reffies are a merciful breed
This is our season.
>>158117272But you're not going anywhere and I was told you drafted like half a dozen NHL caliber goalies but are still shit
is this the power of kraken hockey, baby
>>158117254Garand has the goods. Passes the eye test.
>>158117277The reffies giveth, and the reffies taketh
>>158117239okay maybe not
Olivier!
>pingues
>>158117286Drury doesnt think so
>>158117286He's dustin wolf sized
>>158117287Reffie 3:16. One of my favorites.
Man why can't the >rags just be normal
>>158117192wtf are you talking about every game theres been "Sell the team!" Chants
wingsbros this can't be happening, we're in charge here!
>>158117305This performance that you see has been the standard for generations
>>158117298Drury is dreary.
>>158117305It's kamaa for having a shitty owner and gm, and karma for when the entire team quit playing in 2024. Rags are cursed until they get rid of Zibanajed
>penguins getting outshot 27-6
>>158117310>dragged by their goalie as far as he can take em>mediocre offense>shit defense>goalie gets injuredYou right
>>158117305Hockey should be played with a sense of whimsy
>>158117316>against the poo jackets
>>158117316The fuck?Also Cam Talbot is still playing?
UH OH, O HI OU H, O H
Our Jackies :(
>>158117311Drury better be counting his blessings right now that nobody claimed Garand when he tried to waive him in favor of *checks notes*Joonas Korpisallo, who he signed for 3.6 million bucks and got hurt beforw he played a single game.
Mike, you fucking retard
Wangs getting blown out by 4th liners
>>158117316If the Penguins double those shots on net they can triple their goals. It's Cam Talbot afterall
Damn. Can't believe my Sensies lost to this.
I really like Ryan Lomberg
>gib5on
according to ChatGPT allowing 5 goals on 13 shots is a 0.615 SV% and that's what many experts would consider to be a dogshit goalie
>>158117345I believe he might be good in the beginning of seasons before getting tired because he is an old man
Who the fuck is Tarasov why did these retard niggers trade Cossa and just have Postava rotting in Grand Rapids
my jackies shoulda been up like 5-0 they'll probably lose now
What kind of package are the jets looking for Helly?
>>158117367Nichushkin is going to score one soon. I know it
CAUFIELD TUMMY
>>158117376the kind buds dad wont open
>raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
>>158117364Cossa is shit.
is this good
>rags star prospect coughs one up
>>158117386Whose in net for seattle
>>158117386It's great
>>158116663>$19 salad Golden Age everyone
>>158117398doesn't matter all the action is at the other end
>>158117398"philip grubauer"
Fucking bullshit. He was still getting warmed up.
>>158117383
>>158117398Grubauer and somehow he hasn't been scored on 10 times yet
Call me medium Wayne.
>>158117385Better save % than Gibshit
Are we done losing yet?
SELL THE TEAMSELL THE TEAMSELL THE TEAM
>sell the teamkwab
THE MCNUGGET MINUTE
>>158117416im gonna call you fag instead
2 goals on 30 shots that's 0.933 that's an NHL caliber goaltender right there
>>158117416Hi medium
>>158117439At least you called.
>>158117423Source?
maybe we should put together a couple dollars and buy the red wings, bros
We're all Garanimals now
