Aus 226-7 vs SADay 2 of first test
>natalie germanos she ain't no Isa
YFO
>>158120018those are "athletes"?
>>158120021this
Theres only one Isa
I'll have the new ball thanks
>>158120018what are those fucking tats reminds me of the fat dude who did Chopper Read in the 2000s
OP is a bit too gay for mealso they doxxed the cameramen :(
the average /cric/ poster will never look up Joel Garner's stats and suddenly realise how ultra elite he was and this is one of the saddest facts of life
that tattoo ewwwwww
>>158120051
GONE GOTTEM
The only good tattoo is the one KP has of all the places he got a century GONE FUCK OFF
>>158119977i just post random images from my cric file, haven't watched wrasslin' since The Shield
truthnuke: young waqar Younis is actual goat
>>158120048Most cazzies don't even know Malcolm Marshall was preparing for a comeback before he got suddan ass cancer
>>158120067counterpoint: matt henry
>>158120067always weird that pakistani players always have the same name as some suburb of Gaza where Israel's doing a war crime
>go put dinner on>take a piss>come back>phew, no wickets, jinx averted>as SOON as I sit down, crash, gone>>158120062big dimes billy has a mint condition 99 world cup australia shirt I'm' sure of it
>>158120061does he really? lmao what a cringe deano
HIT EM FOR SIX GARRY LIKE YOU WALLOPED YOUR FAMILY OUT OF YOUR LIFE
BATTING GARY TEAR THEM UP LIKE YOU TORE UP YOUR MARRIAGE VOWS
Feel like this match is going to be a repeat of the WTC Final.
>akchtually mitchlel shart is a really good batsperson and should be batspersonning above cumGOAT
is it time to admint that we're home babbies
Which player in the Australian team would you like to have as your father?For me, it would have to be Alex Carey, i just feel like he would be a great dad
Never eating McDonald's and never getting a tattoo is a personality trait
who's winning?
>>158120097*loses to bangladesh*
>>158120048Everyone who isn’t a mega cazzie already knows that. Stop pretending that this is somehow a controversial opinion or he’s some unknown player.
>>158120098Hazelwood
>>158120098steve smith so we can be autistic together
>>158120102about even Stevens
>>158120098head he's a proper aussie aye
>>158120081He does indeed
>>158120099Unironically treated as such by normies
>>158120114>australiakwab
>>158120114also pictured: every place I'd like to drop a nuke
>Siddle's tattoo
dollguy spotted he even bought her to the criggy!
>>158120098Maddinson because he won't be around long.
>>158120111Siraj is a kino heelonly likeable jeet player because he embraces his role unlike the others who try grim bindian 'bants'
getting a bit peckish, how long till lunch lads
Heading down the works
>>158120137m8 you're not playing you can have your lettuce sandwich anytime you want :D
>>158120034>>158120055we'll have a coomview thanks iykwim haha
>>158120106no they don't, he's virtually forgotten. even pundits rarely bring him up
>>158120114>no zimbabwe>no ireland>no afghanistanwhat a cuck
>>158120150You really are a mega cazzie. Both Botham and Agnew mention him all the time.
renshaw just looks more comfortable than everyone else
Mulder doing good now let's see Skully haha
Hazelwood has a really good looking wifeI got this picture off Cricket For India facebook page
>>158120114>highest score in Bangladesh>99KP? more like KWAB
>>158120163>meant to be a top order player >batting at 5 Should be then.
>>158120179looks more comfortable than the top 4 mate
>>158120160>bro but these pundits from 20 years ago who were also his contemporaries would mention him!
Lyon may have left his wife and kids to poverty but at least he didn't do what Ash Gardner did
>>158120195more like Gash Gardener iykwim haha
im trans btw
>>158120208You better be dominating the women's circuit then
remember when Travis Head won the WC against grimdia (at home KEK) and all the grimdians started spamming his wife's instagram with rape threats?
>>158120164muldering to aliens
gonna do a massive poo at bouldering I reckon
>>158120221sar this did not happen we indians are wery wery respectful
>>158120221Yes lolTravis Head the father of India
>>158120231but enough about your attempts at non-asterisked v4s
>>158120170punching ugly bloke imo and the most boring bowler of all time
holy shit is that african kyrgios grizzly
>>158120018MATT RENSHAW APOLOGISTSLINE STARTS HERE >>>
>bouldering on a weekendmust have changed up the reddit sofa gym and gone to a new onewould always keep weekends as '''''rest''''' days (aka to avoid his ex who is a better climber)
is there actually a crowd there today? or are they just being more tricky with the shots?
>>158120251*cuts the cue*
>>158120160>pundits from 20 years agoAgnew was literally commentating every fucking day of the Ashes and Botham made regular appearances, what are you on about?
>>158120170The amount of women I have been with in the past with beautiful faces but average or below average bodies is unfair to me.
Odyssey is as close as it gets to being a modern triumph and rare gem without being one
>>158120283be honest, you'd have done the same
>>158120221Fake news sar
no good films since certain 2017 kino
>>158120195Rundown?
>>158120304NOOOOICE GARRY
>>158120317baffling take this
>>158120319
shame he couldn't follow it upAnora was very average
>>158120283her fault for getting fat.a professional athlete like lyon isn't going to tolerate that
SCREENCAP THEM
>>158120188Is this your attempt to prove youre not a cazzie?
>>158120319Cheated on her wife with a teammate (Georgia Voll) and the whole team knew. Left her wedding ring in the house when she went on tour I think. Wife posted it online
>>158120337>Lesbians being promiscuousSad! Many such cases
>>158120292Think you replied to the wrong post
something for everyone in the crowd today
>>158120364here u gay
>>158120337She did a reverse Lyon kek
>>158120375they also abuse each other at insane rates
Dubs and Renshaw is out in the nervous nineties
ash gardner well known in the south downs iykwim
>Moonee, a six-year-old girl, lives with her mother near Disneyland and spends the summer pranking and stealing from tourists while her mother struggles to make ends meet.
>>158120399
>naming your kid ‘Moonee’Really is a Gary, lmao what chavs
based rennie has had enough of this pussy go slow shit that patty wants now its MAN time and he wants his hundy
>they also abuse each other at insane rates
Was wasn’t renshaw in the team for so long? Is cam green THAT good?
>>158120409shouldn't work as well as it does really'unexpected kino', I'd call it
>>158120387
BATTING GARY
>>158120382based>>158120385thanks
looks like the brown noser of the Florida project is in
>>158120375Actually lesbians aren't typically very promiscuous or sexual. Look up lesbian bed death.
>>158120460Uggos.
>>158120283Was probably sick of being called based bushpigbro by his team mates
>lesbian bed death no such things amongst high test lesbian athletes
anyone ever met a nice south african?
Pitch has something for the new ball but that's it280 required for a good first innings score
>>158120519have you seen where they live champ, its like Birmingham, no one is going to be nice coming out of that, good cricketers though
>>158120519yeah they can appear friendly but something always appears a bit 'off' doesn't itlike they'd instantly throw you out of a jeep into the lions of kruger park sort of vibes
>>158120519I dont blame them for being stand offish being raised in a country with violent monke everywhere
>>158120519Theres a girl saffa in work i get along with really well, we text about criccy and rugby all the time I think I might actually love her but its too late for me i'll never be happy
was that lyons wife on screen?
>>158120519I know a south African bloke who is becoming a tranny if that counts
>>158120381I did indeed, I was berating that other fuckhead
>>1581205521 and 3 are primo
>renshaw on 87well he's doomed
>>158120552half the test coverage has been on these girls I swear
>>158120519My mate says the only nice ones he met were the bleks lel. He went on safari there and his white tour guide (Harold, in typical Saffir tradition) backhanded the fuck out of one of the kitchen maids because lunch was delayed by 5 minutes.
>>1581205843 of them are wives of the SA captain m8
>>158120519'no'
>>158120519yeah I used to fuck one
>>158120584what's she trying to convey?
You blokes know anything about four eggs trading?
for anyone like me who missed starc getting got
>>158120616nah still trying to figure out what came first
>>158120519Met one in Tokyo and found he got some Japanese bird he just met pregnant but he was taking responsibility
Anyone know how to pronounce nortje?
>>158120616think you mean forex lol
>>158120625Seed
get this hottie on the commentary imo
>>158120637Like the phone.
>>158120625I like how he looked at the marc where it landed making that mental note, bit of a mind game with those SA batsmens all watching
Crazy how good modern coomers have itlive broadcast to vid to webm to our coom stations almost instantaneously
>>158120637Sounds like they call him Nortkeer for some reason
Actually a good ball
>>158120625ah yes the ol ben stokes 'look at the pitch after missing a straight one' gimmick
>>1581206373315
>>158120616yeah, don't do it
OH NO RENNIE 98 and out!!
YOU CAN DO IT MATTY 100 LOOMS
NERVOUS nineties
The Boks clean these cunts up already?
login to my windows>posting from your ip is range bannedswitch to linux>yeah nah allgood cunt, thought you were someone else
the book the emperor isn't really what I hoped it would beI thought it would feature interviews with every day Ethiopians not just dignitaries/tarqs
had it down to here with none of you lot
ackschually, batsmen generally increase their rate of scoring in the 90's compared to their rates before & after
>>158120673Yh, had this on computer v phone before.
>>158120678
>overcast and swinging for one and a half days>sun coming out after lunchausgods being punished by god himself for being too elite
>>158120519no such thing
>gf just glanced up from her phone and saw the 200 and started cheering god she's cute
>>158120678but that's only counting batsman who scored runs in the 90s
Is it safe to grout by myself alone or do you need a licensed professional?
Saffas have completely bottled this test
>>158120726grouting and waterproofing is ez as any office worker can do it
>>158120726idk do you have common sense and basic handyman skills?
rensurely he won't fuck this up
pretty good century if he gets it desunext best is 43
Jansen should be fined for bringing the game into disrepute Looks like hes at a funeral feel depressed just looking at him bringing the vibe of the game down creepy cunt
>mark nicholas is going to get to wreck Renshaw's second test ton
hell yeah
>>158120747LYon is due for a 50
predict that retard commentary>YOU BEAUTY! MATTY HAS A CENTURY!
renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD renGOD
GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW GODSHAW
BIG STRONG QLD GOD
Lets go renshaw ^_^
typical tailenders getting it done
just woke up from my nap. Australia is still batting!! Big Matty Renshaw is scoring a ton!
fuck mark nicholas
this is what years of bbl experience can do for your batting skills
Why do queenslanders always mention their state? They did it during the olympics too.
>>158120726Yeah. I redid the silicone in my shower and it was piss easy.
R E N S H A WLegit good shit.
fucks sake
>>158120767
>>158120726It's illegal in victoria. You need a certified tradesperson
>>158120797inferiority complex
>>158120797because we're from a state we're proud of unlike you apparently kek
>>158120596What was his name
>>158120818What do you have to be proud of?
>>158120835Makhaya Ntini
Yep, Australia win
we lost to nz 50-19 in the rugby lads
>>158120852>best sportspeople are from the best state
Nic 'Genius Monster' Maddinson
>>158120881k
>sportspeople
>pooth poofrica in charge of not completely choking when you're about to win a test matchgrire nation
>renshaw gets to 100>lyon starts going for on the up cover driveswhy are batsbowlers so stupid?
>>158120926
>>158120922May I use this pic in /alf/?
>>158120881Have we beaten those cunts in the last 20 years?
>>158120963anything you want, its the off season we're all /cric/ bros now
*scores a calm 0(33) to lay a rock solid base for a 300+ total in you're path*
>>158120996Took the shine off the ball, did his job
>>158120989lets say no and never think about it for another 20
>>158120996GIGGA BRAINED INNINGS!!!
buisness idea: try to reverse sweep it into the helmet behind the keeper
>>158120881Rugby? Didn't know they still played that sport
I predicted NZ winning and no one even cared
>>158120996that was one of the best 0 innings we'll ever see tbf
>>158120996>jason gillespie but white>>158121043it's mostly private school fags and islanders not staminamaxxed enough for league
>I-it was a work day, t-that's why no one came on Day 1What's the excuse the Saffas are peddling today?
business idea: sweep the ball up into your own helmet and then get infinite runs because the fielders can't get it back and heem them with the bat if they try
>>158121050oops forgot proof >>158119039
australian posters a lot more active today than yesterday afternoon I see
nigger no one cares if you called the favourite to win in a different sport
>>158120519and its hardly ever surprising mun
>>158121060it's a little far m8
keep /cric/ tidy by keeping /rug/shitter shit in the /rug/shitter shit threaddire sport
>>158121132everyone thing is dire and grire to you, when was the last time you saw the sun
>>158121077It's true but completely unrelated, it wouldn't matter how shit or good cadbury is, australia aren't beating NZ in rugby in nz ever again.
>>158121120im not a geologist, but that does seem like the quickest route one could take
why tf is the crowd so small?
>can't get australia out before lunchcomprehensive story loss for sa
>>158121120looks like it would be much faster if Lesotho wasn't in the way
healy wears the pants in the relationship right
why no coast road to kumgo city. maybe there's nothing the whites could steal from the blacks down there.
>>158121120>having a country inside your countryGrim
>>158121197She looks like brent harvey
>>158121212wait till the abos secede all of the interior of australia and we're left with just the land within 200km of the coast
>>158119039if it's so good why did you need to explain what it was
>>158121236Gina would get Pauline to murder them all before that happened.
>>158121212wouldn't be us
ACT is where NSW lets the rest of the country pretend it matters.
>>158121249/rug/ is international and have heard of cadbury but probably not whittaker
bouldering at bouldering
don't do that
>bouldering at bouldering
>13cabs constantly advertising during cricketSAAR PLEASE DRIVE THE CAB
hankering for stepmumdering
Whittakers banana and caramel choccy blocks are dangerous man i started eating a block every couple of nights during winter got addicted to em sorta had to stop going down the choccy aisle so I didn't buy em
need a bad saffa girl to spankering my bumdering
>starc is going to be really crucial on this wicketwow it's like you're his husband or something
>he's just a nickerJesus Christ Skull, you can't say that
business idea: customised helmetsa few had different wedge shape ones before (like Sangakkara) but they should let players do whatever they want. I'd come out like Agamemnon from the odyssey
>>158121436I'd come out like Adam Zampa from The Closet
>>158121356yeah I'm unsubbing from kayo if thats the quality of my lunch time breaks tbqh plus she's only there because he's on the peem watch her get dropped as soon as he retires
SA have massively lost the story on this
>>158121197Well she does look like a bloke
>>158121197god she is an annoying cunt
incels
>>158121308Rather a cab than a bloody uber.
>walk to maccas during the lunch break>packed full of uber drivers waiting>get order suspiciously fast>nuggets dry as fuckfuck my chungus life
The delivery driver horde
>2 hour break over >all out this over >30 minute change over break
>>158121749it's 15 retard
cricket's back on ladsget in here
not quite a wallop but good shot
>>158121792kek so KFC has gotten even cheaper aye
>>158121809I think it's still 20 for ODI/T20 games.
Tell me about this man
Was that some broad style ball tampering?
kek
reckon they're all related somehow
what's with the stupid 'UNBREAKABLE' graphic for every replay?
>>158121836Strange phenotype innit. Looks like the offspring off a Crusader who raped a peasant woman while in Acre
beer is literally just slightly alcoholic water, but I keep buying itwhat a fucking moron. next time remind me just to buy cheap wine
>59 run partnership with Lyon on 7proper test cricket innings this
>>158121883it's a prayer that none of the 50 year old infrastructure they're relying on for the broadcast, electricity, satellite, etc. breaks down
>>158121883they're like the orks in warhammer 40k, they're willing it to not break
>>158121888tastes horrible, like vomit
>i-its not a small crowd >t-they are sitting in the shadethis fucking cope
>>158121907personally I'm shitting in the shade
Beer is the worst alcoholic beverage
South africa lost the story a long time ago
>>158121913l o l
Australia are going to win this series 3-0
watching Afghanistan Vs Bangladesh personally aka the non-reddit one
Not so easy when you're not bowling to jamboys aye Harmer me old mucker?
>>158121943you know all about reddit don't you cunt
>look at this cool camera - what's it looking at>feet
if renshaw was a bird he’d be wrenshaw
>>158121954
>just after lunch>fast bowlers too tired to bowl out nathan lyonpathetic story loss
BORED NOW
>>158121954jej
>65 run partnership that includes nathan lyonSA should get 800.
pooth poofrica have just given upsad to see
I think I need a saffa gf
>India249/5>West Indies(18.3/20 ov) 252/4kek KEK
>>158121991
>>158122002complete lack of tits
can't believe we ever made gazza sit out a test when he performs like this
300 upSA story lost
>>15812203710/10
>>158122037KEK
>>158122002this cunt is out of control
mudshark alert
gazza still has it
>selectors are going to wheel gary out for another 15 years based
>>158121685>>158121737at least we're not eating sauerkraut
>124-6 to 300+seth chokefrica everyone
I've got some sauerkraut in my fridge right now actuallygood for your gut health that is
is Bavuma any good rigt now?
nice one garry
>lyon considering taking a run off the last ball of the overkek he thinks he's warnie with the bat
cric isnt as good as alflot of blogposting and uptight sort of mood no decent memes couple of shitposters for a laugh but its nowhere near as good as alf
>Saffirs invented deluluTypical, should have known it was Afrikaans gibberish
I thought Jansen was supposed to be fast
>>158122131tell me about it, tried to start talking about rooviews yesterday and the 1 other person in here tried to put me down
>>158122131We’re a more mature crowd mate
>>158122107True, i hate saurkraut
>>158122131this is a blogpost
honestly thought rooview was alright, no different than pooview really
>>158122151your opinion is wrong, so ooroo
>>158122138No one bowls fast these daysI'm inclined to believe speed guns in the past weren't calibrated correctly and all the 150kph bowlers were actually bowling much slower.
can sun cunt gome a stream not payin for kaoyo
>>158122131sorry we're not gay enough for you mate
>>158122151What does it mean? A pooview is a bad review.
>>158122142Why?
What's up with harry styles accent Strange
>>158122155I got a stream for you mate*pisses on you*
>>158122155streamed pk>>158122160aussie review unna
BROKEN FUCKING ARM
It’s really nice watching sport without ads I’ll be honest
Hurt him more
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE PITCH
Nortje is supposed to be fast to but he's bowling 135-140Akhtar and Lee would consistently hit 150 in test cricket. game's gone
I'll have a Rootview thanks
Yeah nah rooviews a pretty shit one though
>>158122172cool it
>>158122158youse act gay like offended at heaps of shit and heaps fag hobbies
>>158122172
Should we change our anthem and or flag? Or just our anthem
GONEGOTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO CAPE TOWN CUNT
Well at the 2003 world cup where Shoaib Akhtar bowled the fastest recorded ball everyone was bowling the fastest they've ever bowled
>>158122191Change the flagBut do what Spain did and just have the anthem be music without any cringe lyrics
>>158122194lol whatever you say unc
>>158122197kek
>australias best batman is an englishman
>>158122170It feels Indian to refer to Aussie things as "roo"
>bowl bouncer directly at batsmans upper body/head>hit him>ask if he’s ok/apologise?
>>158122194Speed gun was not calibrated right.
>>158122192oops sorry mate you beat me to it
>>158122195m8 spain did that because the majority of people don't speak spanish there anymore plus they don't play cricket so fuck em
How fast do you reckon quicks were actually bowling in the past. Truemam high 80s? Read about Krom Hendricks (Black Saffer) and Jack Marsh (Abo) being quick but quick in the 1890s or 1900s can't have been quick quick
literally mute the anthem any time I hear itabsolutely atrocious. if you have a musical ear at all you understand why
Bradman would average a bit over 50 in current year
>>158122213no no you're doing a good job I apologise I'll back off
Sunday tomorrow, driving range looms
>tfw no musical ear
>>158122194tbf he, as well as Tait and Lee, pushed around 160 in multiple series and different nations so I can believe itI don't think Starc's one off 160 was genuine
>>158122197got dat dead arse unc good yo
Fraudman would play no more than 10 tests in the modrrn era averaging no more than about 30
>if you have a musical ear at all you understand why
>SWEET CAROLINE
>>158122231Aus channel 9 was widely known to turn the speedguns up
tfw no zoomette gf to call me stepunc in bed iykwim haha
>sweet caroline
>partnership now 82 runs
Brett Lee and Shaun Tait's 100mph balls might have been more legitimate than Akhtar's because they were in random ODI matches in New Zealand and England and not the 2003 world cup
Surprised we haven't seen the Franchise Leagues juice the speed guns
Wicket this over
by the end of this test lyons bowling score card is going to look like rennie's batsmens card
bit of a weird gimmick last night claiming welshies have a music culture of notethat's clearly irelandvery bizzare gimmick in fact
liek 6 7 unc pfft
>>158122247How many runs do you think Garry's partnership with the mother of his kids was worth?
In hindsight South Africa probably shouldn't have let Australia score another 200 runs after having them at 124-6
>>>/wsg/6249282
I mean yeah ok Tom Jones and Charlotte Church but come on
13 131
akthar and lee genuinely were that quick, the speed guns were finereason why there isn't proper quicks now is because players are always looking ahead to their next peeague cricket outing
>>158122266Don't give that away for free mate reckon you could get a job with the ECB
>wales wales wales wales shut the fuck up nobody cares
Aled Jones?
>ausgods look in a bad spot >journos start hammering selectors saying the peems utter shit and we're going to lose does /cric/ run the world cause we do the same shit
speed guns have always been flawed look up how they measure it its sketch as
Brett Lee is my favourite because he's the fastest bowler with a conventional action and not slingy like Thomson, Tait or Akhtar
>>158122294>wales wales wales waleskek me when someone asks me for the top 4 most unathletic nations
can someone add me to the /cric/ whatsapp group
Brett Lee had a bendy arm mateit's still super impressive to hit that pace but none of the 95mph+ bowlers have a legal action
>>158122298We do this in English cricket as well. In both cases the boards and journos start bashing the Championship/Shield.
>>158122309Lees a bit slingy
>Tigers singletgrim
brett lee did the best weet-bix ad ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYWnHdGP7Vg
what's this?
This is some of the most kino relaxing test cricket I have seen in a while. Such a pleasant way to pass the evening
>>158122270what about shirley bassey you racist shitlord
>>1581222630, presumably.
>>158122333the last bit of a fruit roll up
we witnessing the Renshawssance innit fellas¿
>>158122333a sub-human Richmond fan
>>158122333SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE M8
>>158122349my heaties
>>158122321sent ;))
>>158122298The top order went shit. Maddinson is shit. Bowlers have been carrying this team for fucking ages with bat and ball, look at starc during last ashes.
>>158122331>eating wheat
Australia are winning
All football fans regardless of code are retards.
>>158122358my THHHHUNDIES
>>158122378
>Maddinson is shitanother brainlet filtered by the iconic 0(33)
South Africa really needs to think about getting a wicket here
Renshaw is going to make 200
>>158122338truthie
Reminder than Fred Trueman was once in an episode of Dads Army Trueman > Lee for TV appearances then.
>>158122358What sort of life have you lived to decide to get a bbl tattoo
>>158122394swear old mates arm was gonna do something else
>afghanistan will win*checks scorecard*another day, another dumb take by mr. the declaration was sound
>>158122381omgMG*yoiNK*tabla x
The bloke in the nazi looking cap in the crowd gave a salute kek.Would cop jail time here for that stunt.
>138* (295) SR 46.8 Yh actualcricketbros we are back
>>158122394>trying to pretend they are the Barmy Army SAD!
0,0,0,0,1,0The perfect over, does NOT get better than this
>>158122399>>158122408
>>158121236isn't that where 99% of the population lives anyway
>>158122421they want to be england so badly
>>158122408Even worse in SA m8
South Africa have really upset me They are playing like absolute mongs
Australia is losing because there are 0 ZERO Queenslanders in the team. Queensland is the most sports obsessed country in the planet therefore they make the best athletes. Shame on ca for manufacturing a loss simply because of their hatred for Queenslanders. This will cost ca the test
>>158122427unironically how the fuck can you get away with this? surely he's going to lose his job now
>>158122427kek wtf
>>158122037the honey on the left can absolutely get it
>>158122456His grand dad owns an emerald mine
zachy's bf harmer with half an ODIs worth of overs for absolutely nothing
>>158122456they have real problems over there so don't need to waste everyone's time policing what people do on the computer or for making silly jokes on the tv
>>158122456he's just waving m8
>>158122427kek
>>158122458jazz hands
>>158122475yh but his wife fucks coconuts in Sydney nightclub toilets
Why haven't you guys lured zachy to a meetup and gang raped him?
>>158122298The opener made a 33 ball duck and didn't even look like scoring, yeah the selectors are fucking dumb.
>>158122485I bet she thinks about that when warner is grunting away asking her to pretend to be a commenter reading out how he got the quickest bbl 100 ever
dire on wall sesh
>>158122427at least we’re not spe-ACK
>>158122493>33 ball duckKEK I wish I saw that
>>158122492He couldn't handle by 5 incher
Starting to think two spinners was a mistake
>>158122427>they're literally wearing SS hatskek how did they even get into the ground with that? are there no jews in SA?
Good morning!
>>158122008here you go
>>158122522dibbs on leopard print
>>158122427I fucking knew Nazis fled to SA after the war and caused the apartheid from behind the scenes, I just couldn't prove it.
Australia wouldn't have even made it past 200 if it wasn't for Maddinson's brave 33 ball stand
>>158122427Based
>>158122531took the shine off the ball aye
>>158122520Mornin
decent leap at it
muscular partnership
They're generic flying hats from amazon.
Are there highlights for Day 1 anywhere?
yjk that old couple owned slaves
>>158122547
how did saffers bottle this so badly
100 partnership>100 partnership100 partnership>100 partnership>>158122547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK-9g8CmMAM&lc
This could have actually been interesting if SA could just knock out some measly bowlers
>>158122522>tfw no fat saffa milf to bounce on my dick
Elite knock from renshaw
>Bavuma is SAs most successful captain since the post-apartheid return to cricket How?
UMMMMM I'M SORRY HAS SA BATSMENNED YET?? NOOO THEY HAVEN'T WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEM LOSING
why can't aussie batters play like renshaw are they stewpidSA surely missed KG here lmfao, Mulder is just a part time bowler btw
>>158122541Great fightback from the aussies. You can never count you characters out.
>>158122002based braless birds
>>15812256928 year old australians
>>158122560>video unavailable in your country
>>158122520GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>158122569>filename
>>158122547Just look at the scorecard. Should be all you need to see what happened.
Bavuma still got that batty
>>158122522desu I'd go for the white shirt, sure she's a big gurl but she's got huge tits, which is enough for me to forget about the rest.
This is embarrassing now.
>>158122605tattoos mate
Basedshaw me thinks
>celebrating 50s cringe woke bullshit
O N E H U N D R E DA N DF I F T YI do actually have to apologise to Renshaw, I always said he was shit.
>>158122585>SAARWe will talk about this later >:(
>lyon hitting an on drive for a no doubt 4incredible
Maharaj is shit.
what's the point of the top order batsman if Cummins and Loins are scoring at ease while Labuschagne is usually out for 30
>there were engshitters in this very genny who thought we were going to be wiped by SA
>yelling out just before the ball hits the pitchTHATS CHEATING YOU CUNTS
>>158122631I have seen him have far too many good knocks to be surprised.
my hero
>>158122641VPN off Britjeet
Shaking with anticipation for the next thread
>Maharajmore like park the uber in the garageuseless cunt
>>158122656he's driving SA to victory screencap this poost
>>158122654will let countylad do it, know he'll get fiesty if he goes a few threads without baking
>>158122656Actually laughed at this
The coolies know I will be taking a rickshaw to the market, in honour of cricketing hero Matt Renshaw. They are already doing calisthenics to get warmed up.
>>158122641>shitjeet phrasegood morning saar
>>158122348nice one champ x
>>158122645thisindian tier
>>158122663>>158122663>>158122663
Dumb Howie kek
NOT GONE NOT GOT HIM STAY THERE
Fuck you howie you dumb cunt
>>158122519there's 6 million of us there chud
>>158122674we're never beating the upside down allegations
>>158122674Love me some lower order shepherding kino
>>158122585KNEEHOW KONICHYWAH BING BONG PING PONG
you would have thought the world famous the climbing works would at least have a chain in their gym long enough to stick plates through
