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end of day 2 of the Durban Test

AUS 390.
v SA 27/1.


end of day 2 Abu Dhabi Test

AFG 211/4.
v BAN 346.
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>Renshaw gets bumped up to opener and the pozzies solve their top order problem with time to break him in just before the 150th anniversary test and the Ashes
FFS
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Anyone from Hampshire is unironically a mutant
Has 4 fingers
Freak county
Fire up the tube so I can body Hampshire neek again
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will be used solely for spacky b's weekend drunken schizo ramblings i'm afraid
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YFO
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why does he look like that?
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Claude please produce a mutant Hampshire hand thumbing a screen
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apparently tickets for the test today were 250 Rand which is £11
absolutely nothing. basically free
and hardly anyone showed up
test cricket in its direst phase ever
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>>158130067
Could buy a bedsit in York for that
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zachy's personal contribution to his bedsit was probably £11 desu
think he got a rug from Ikea or something
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Cameron Winters next album will be an album of subtle bops
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>south Africa Vs Australia
Literally who
Doesn't matter who wins

>Afghanistan Vs Bangladesh
Now there's a series
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Any man in
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t. couldn't name 3 players from either of those sides without looking it up
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If a fifty square metre flat with multiple rooms is a bedsit, then it is indeed a bedsit
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Phoebe Litchfield
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ok it's a bedsit
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Let's call this sport what it really is, pajeet baseball.
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>>158130561
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>>158130454
well it's not a bedsit is it you retarded neek
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Mia Goth..
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>>158130454
Based zachy finally in the acceptance stage
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Afghanistan batsmen seem really technique efficient to me
They always have done
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yeah but tbf you know next to nothing about cricket and thought the declaration was sound
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No real hanging bat
They play cricket by the school book
Just efficient
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>>158131327
have a day off you grouchy couchy
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>>158130808
.. is a bit odd looking
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>>158130454
Nice to see you facing reality. Finally taking those meds?
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Day 2 highlights up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojaw-prGBTc
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ok mate, highlights get uploaded for every test. we don't need you to shill sky every day
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>>158131447
oh bore off neek number 2
hanglet
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i don't get it
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>>158131483
Do hairy arms help with spin bowling or just cricket in general?
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who is neek number 1?
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>>158131639
There are apparently just two “boring neeks”. What a schizo kek
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Matthew "Promising Up and Comer" Renshaw
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>>158131639
certain man himself
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10 hours till start of play
time for my beauty sleep night night fellas
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>test cricket
*appears*
>bowen
*does literally anything but watch the game, goes bouldering, plays video games etc*

>test cricket
*stopped by bad light*
>bowen
*can't stop blogging about fast food, wars, neeks and his bedsit*
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>>158130454
based drunk zachy letting his inner thoughts out
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I think getting mauled by a tiger is one of better ways to go to the next better life
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>>158131789
im fixated by the Afghanistan game match mate
Sorry I don't really care who wins between Australia and South Africa
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picked up some nice blueberry muffins for the start of play if anyone fancies a nibble
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faghors
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>>158131522
There was literally a guy in here asking where to find the highlights yesterday.
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>>158132037
here he is
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I miss turkbro
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I've worked for five years
I have been a net benefit to this county I call my own
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It will never be home though
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couldn't fit in in sussex so tried to larp as welsh. didn't speak a word of welsh so larps as a yorkshireman. meanwhile he can't understand the accent and thinks all northerners are monkeys (there's vocaroo proof). odd fellow
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Saw that video of the guy getting mauled by a tiger, seriously thought it might be zachy kek.
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>>158132158
Was never accepted by his wealthy grandfather all his """life""" so he desperately tries to gain acceptance from anyone who gives him a sniff
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"My dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly"
This was pretty rude in hindsight . Don't think Winston Churchill was whiter than white
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>>158132037
YWNBAW
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>>158131965
CORRR
those are my fav ngl
tabla x
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4th reply ITT ty fatty
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>>158132207
Not quite true
My wealthy deceased grandfather always see a little something in me, but I was not made in his image admittedly
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zachy's grandad was super rich. I'm not saying Zaky C dad rich levels but still he was up there. rip to the lad
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finna need an eta on dem bluebie muffins la x
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We are all still mourning
I still am, anyway
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>>158132364
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>>158132478
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Geordie Greep getting cancelled now
Basically breathe and get cancelled
No wonder Isaac wood turned into a nervous wreck
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>>158131789
Extremely true
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>Geordie Greep getting cancelled now
based
hate this tryhard's accent and style
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>my schorchies
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Good grief, this Geordie Greep looks like he is a 50yo AIDS aptient. No wonder zoomer girls are flying pussy first into millennials.
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Never become famous
And never have children if there is a possibility they might have to work
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>No wonder zoomer girls are flying pussy first into millennials
this is not happening
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Still a great album
RiP Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin
King
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>>158132684
for you
>>
black midi are reddit
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never heard of them; therefore they are irrelevant
>>
Florida project is more Reddit than bouldering
You couchy neek
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>>158132832
or you
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>>158132983
zoomer girl literally smiled at me at the chemist counter this morning
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>>158132410
> little something in me
My apologies i had no idea he raped your arse. We should be more empathetic
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>couchy
foy

>Florida project
band? either way, keep enjoying black redditdi then
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David Ike is right about New Zealand
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>IT'S NOT A BEDSIT!
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>>158133053
The Florida Project is mid you yank brown nosing redditor
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>IT'S NOT A BEDSIT!
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>>158133009
oh shit fair play mate i take it back
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what are you on about you alchy freak
black redditdi has melted your last 3 brain cells
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>>158133095
>not a single person jumped in to distract the lion
>no one even thought to throw a drink or something at it
Anglo Chivalry
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oh just shut up you dumb Anglo twat
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>bro just jump in and take on an apex predator lmao
alri steve irwin
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If I was at that zoo, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on that tigers face and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to leave now tiger, no more funny business'
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>>158133095
Average Anglo Cuck vs Average Bengal Bvll
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ausgladeshi my son
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in a world full of goycattle i am part of the goycattle
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>>158133095
>>158133133
What do you call this phenotype?
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I believe the technical term is unathletic welshie weakling dumb alchy with a fivehead
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>>158129953
he pushed all the blood in his body to his head so he could play a brainy test innings
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>>158133390
toothpickian
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>>158130454
screencapped :^)
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>>158133390
Runt
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brekky
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>>158130454
the poobate has ended
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>>158133898
cheers
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Did somebody say beveragino?
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>>158133898
Bro is shaking before the first beer of the day
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>>158133898
beer and meds the breakfast of champions
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Good morning crig
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>>158134439
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is this the great race thread?
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>>158134922
you're looking for /aryan/ mate
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WE'RE RACING
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>when he a nice big 5 inches
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>motorsport thread dead
>bathurst thread dead
what happened
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>when it grows to a borderline scary 5.5 inch
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>when it reaches 5.7 inches but you love anon so have to take it even though it's going to hurt
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>>158135797
baseball playoffs are on
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just bought my ticket to the Aus PGA this year
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>>158136134
crisp
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does modern day cricket have a purpose?
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grace hayden big fat jugs
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>>158138660
gay post
>>158138691
straight post
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>>158133455
my 1rm pull up is better than you so I am better than you, ol' bingoey
just the way it is these days champ. I don't make the rules
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>>158133968
meds
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Will Afghanistan?
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White mage/summon
Black mage/time mage
Monk/ninja
Knight/mystic knight
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30 bings till afghan vs banglas
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There is a town in North Ontario
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>>158139826
get in
This is me and you
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>unathletic Welsh ge-ack
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I want Afghanistan to win
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>>158139860
What's the biggest score the taliban have ever put up?
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watching survivor
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watching one piece
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Why did spacky post a picture of some topless gay bloke on roids
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>>158139890
9/11 iykwim haha
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BNOY couchy neek watching his reality TV sloppa repeats again
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for me it's watching my game show repeats and gooning to the contestants
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Might listen to Cameron Winter live at Carnegie Hall while watching Afghanistan Vs Bangladesh
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Just remember no matter how bad things get, as least you're not playing golf later
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>>158140002
this but at least we're not speaking german
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>>158140021
No offense but these posts are never funny.
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If you're a gorilla it's impossible to suicide by way of tiger
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Anyone got a stream for Afghanistan-Bangladesh?
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FOR FUCK SAKE
And Zia-ur-Rehman Akbar averages like 15 in FC cricket
Long tail
>>
Are Bangladesh still minnows?
>>
Is Hasan elite?
>>
real cricket soon
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Is this real cricket in the room with us?
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Man mauled to death by tiger at Yorkshire zoo 'psyched himself up with a dance' before he climbed into enclosure, witnesses say
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i only watch cricket for the crowdshots
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a car won the bathurst lads now time to get comfy for the cricket
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played some swashbuckling chess but trapped my bishop and lost to some Brazilian geezer
Won the story anyway
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Steven "Genius Monster" Smith
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Nina + Field of cops must be the greatest song this decade
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Me on the left
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>>158140348
her cleavage goes up to her neck
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>>158139498
you gonna play VI next?
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well spotted
Not fit anymore
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>>158140365
Dunno i prefer medieval final fantasy to sci-fi
FFV is a purists dream
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this is quite dope
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>>158140429
horse vagina ahh pockets
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Afghanistan collapsed so fast they must have had an American government
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Imagine if a team of Afghan bowlers took 9 wickets for 11 runs haha
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skull really needs to stop calling people nickers
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it's 30 inches long however so won't be buying
about 4 inches too long
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Afghanistan seem to have some decent bowlers, but their tail starts at number 7
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good evening
>>
There's the Japanese smoking paradox
There is also the Australian IQ/cricket paradox. Severely low IQ but for some reason really good at test criciket
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Who do you want to win?
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>>158140532
>Severely low IQ but for some reason really good at test criciket
seems a very tarq-like opinion, you need more working class participation to get the best in your test team
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>afghanistan
kek KEK mental midgets
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*looms*
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*enters thread*
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>>158140316
I stopped watching when falcons and commodores stopped racing. Absolutely 0 spirit in it now
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>>158140570
I’m wearing the same tshirt as our captain
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everyone knew it was joever for afghans after certain man aka the welsh curse started backing them
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Horny bros gtfih for crowd shots
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Why do they call it a test? What are they testing?
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quite the crowd
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There is literally no one there today
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>few tickets available
kek
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>>158131592
It's a satire on the theory of evolution, which had only recently been developed.
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wonder if the couple in those Interesting Hats will show up again today
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>>158140608
There wasnt on day 1 and the first session of day 2 either.
Test cricket is a dead format, people don't have a whole day to sit around and watch people play cricket
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>>158140592
confirmation bias
I'm more likely to support the underdog is all
>>
BOOOOOWLING GARRRRYYYYYYY
>>
Might order pizza because I’m in a bad mood and cbf cooking
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Is 0(33) the most gigabrained innings possible?
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>>158140640
cheer up mate

whatcha gonna get?
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>cummins growing his hair longer to try hide the balding only for it to look even worse than when it's short
been there
>>
simply wouldn't go bald
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>>158140644
Idk I’ve had a bad gut this week so shouldn’t, might just not eat
>>
Indianesque appealing
>>
doesn't cricket australia have a corporate plan with Advanced Hair Studio Australia at this point
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The fans came dressed as seats again!
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>>158140654
if so it's not working
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>pizza
More Reddit than bouldering
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>>158140669
Fuck up loser
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w-w-what are SA doing your openers are supposed to be shit just like ours ?!?!
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>pat positioning himself in a position where he has to run more
is he retarded
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name every single fielding zone without looking it up
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>>158140700
labia majora
labia minora
pons mubis
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>ah yes eggs and tenderstem broccoli.... now that's what true non-reddit chads eat
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>>158140700
off side
leg side
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nothing is more reddit than bouldering
going to reddit.com and posting 'this is the most reddit thing I can do because I'm a huge redditor' on r/reddit is less reddit than bouldering
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>>158140672
there is no need to be upset
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>pons mubis
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>>158140700
Silly point
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overhang at city bloc leeds is less Reddit than countless things
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>>158140700
won't do any deep/long/normal variants
>fine leg
>short leg
>square leg
>forward leg
>midwicket
>cow corner
>mid-on
>mid-off
>extra cover
>cover
>point
>backward point
>gully
>4th, 3rd, 2nd, 1st slip
>wicket keeper
>left right out
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tenderstems is what I call spaccy's ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''arms'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>>158140700
your mum on top
me on top of your mum
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the ultimate fielding strategy
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>that many people watching a test
has to be AI
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>>158140750
lot of empty seats
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ol bingo wings can't pull-up 150% of his bodyweight
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>>158140748
>adelaide oval
>runs before wickets
Gotta be AI
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GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
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me wearing my propeller hat to the cricket
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Jonny bairstow, whatever happened there
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GONE BOWLED HIMMMMM
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not the hats we wanted after yesterday
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>>158140785
whats stopping a team from adding these to their caps to get more information on wind speeds while on the field?
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>>158140793
we get accused of cheating enough as it is m8
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Proud of Bedders
>>
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cameraman really likes those two
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I wrote an email and complained about this yesterday and they're still doing it
>>
WHY IS HE STARING AT THE CAMERA
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>>158140813
Not like there's many more people to look at
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business idea: bit of a walk after dinner
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>>158140809
>>158140829
disgusting nepo bitch
>>
I love you webmGOD
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>>158140829
why didn't she play at any decent level if she was so interested
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>>158140840
>disgusting
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might go bouldering
nothing else to do really
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>>158140854
corr look at that BIC bulge. no wonder she spends so much time there
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BOWLING GARYYYY
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>>158140859
did I stutter, at least Isa earned her spot on the telly and played cricket
>>
yeah we'll get gaz out to donate some runs
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>>158140867
love to worship her sexy feet
>>
kama sutra mummy dom sex with Isa while she lovingly massages your prostate
>>
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thought we were past this kinda thing
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>>158140879
lol
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>>158140879
how i watch the tradie working on my house
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>bitchlel shartc
>>
>4
>4
>4

Aussies could do with a wicky here
>>
absolutely disgusting
>>
Advertising doesn’t work on me
>>
Might need to bring the sandpaper out here
>>
Gonna fly Quantas to try and buy some Johnson's Workwear I reckon
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why can't >we bat like this
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I would have caught the ball here
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>>158140700
slip
gully
cover
extra cover
extra extra cover
long on
long off
long conditional
silly mid on
sensible mid on
short leg
short dick
short long
deep anus
wicketkeeper
wicketgiver
bowler
fedora
>>
SA are hosting the next WC
the pervy cameraman is just going to film girls of all nations for every game
you'll hardly see the games, this is going to be the most pointless WC ever
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damn do NOT look at starcs hair in full direct sunlight
>>
FUCK OFF
STARC IS THE FATHER OF INDIA
>>
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
AUSGODS ON TOP
HOES MAD
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>>158140929
literally me
HATE when they take my pic outside in those conditions
fin doesn't work on everyone like it did on zachy
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Well, could he ever make it up to his wife and kids?
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Imagine being a poo lmao
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GONE GOTTEM YES PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT
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do south africa have a proper tail?
>>
anyone catch that full kit wanker negro?
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>>158140941
Harmy has two 100s*
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>>158140945
thats bavuma mate, hes their captain
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>>158140950
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>>158140945
he's unironically good especially as a captain
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rengod
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>>158140961
why is he so far back compared to the others
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>>158140969
first slip is the deepest
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>>158140969
the first slip has to be deeper so the keeper is left space to dive
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Very Nic Maddinson from Bavuma here
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>go to make dinner
>miss wicket
fmd
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You just know 5 seconds after the wicket Smith was stewing that he wasn't at first.
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>>158140991
late bloomer tbf
always thought he had really thick hair
Odd
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>>158140996
>looking at carey because you know that dirty fuck will start appealing
kek based
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>>158140991
healy could do better
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>>158141015
wish she would do me
>>
crazy how we just a bunch of guys talking on the internet and in all our pants a penis is just flopping around, all different, all unique, united by our common differences
>>
every male is thinning after 30
if you see someone with super thick hair like steven gerrard or someone they've 100% had work done
>>
>every male is thinning after 30
Ample sunlight fixes this
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>>158141025
trvthnuke
>>
A run rate over 3.5 just is unbecoming of Test Cricket, in my opinion
>>
I want to have sex with Ellyse Perry
>>
imagine when lyon pushes that deformed cracked dirty callused spin finger up his missus.
hes probably got dirt embedded in it from cricket pitches around the world.
all up his missus
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>>158141025
im not thinning at all
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>>158141025
this
but everyone thinks 'it won't happen to me' until it does, especially teenagers
t. now noticeably balding at 31
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>cucked by leg byes
KWAB
>>
Ive drank alcohol every single day this week. Not optimal
>>
my grandfather and father weren't noticeably thinning before 65
thinking you need some better genetics
>>
Have not have a drop of alcohol all week. Feel amazing.
>>
Had a cider with dinner. Feel amazing.
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"yeah I just left the kids behind with my ex wife and upgraded, it's easy"
>>
*rubs your fat no beer belly"
>>
Cant be arsed to find a stream, does Bavuma still has an otherworldly ass or did he hit the wall
>>
lol
>>
SMUDGE HIM OUT
CAPTAIN ON CAPTAIN
BYEVUMA
>>
TOTAL AUSGOD VICTORY
HOES MAD
>>
G O N E
O
N
E
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>play meme shot
>get out
>>
elite intuition
>>
damn this match is low energy
>>
Fyck yeah
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>reverse sweeps straight to a fielder
shaun pollock is rolling in his grave
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>>158141117
it's alright
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oh shit I just decided randomly to start posting in this thread again
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if he was my penis, he'd be Tristan Stubb iykwim haha
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Ate too much pizzza like a fucking dumb cunt
>>
How long has this cunt taken? Should time him out.
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>>158141128
read him like a book, snuck up on him like a librarian
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>ass
foy
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Is /cric/ back?
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too two shits already today and I've only eaten once. Means I'm losing weight
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>>158141149
Ive shit once in the morning for 20 years
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>>158141149
based poo whisperer
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>>158141132
>reverse sweep strikes again
KWAB
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Put the house on South Africa lads.
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Shit 3 times a day, I am simply a machine that turns food into poo
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>>158141145
yeah mate, its the cricket season
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How does South Africa consistently rank at or near the best team in the world, but cannot find batsmen who can hold an average of 40?
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>>158141067
cope
put the torch on your phone on then check again
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>>158141145
/cric/ is the light in the darkness
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>>158141149
did you weigh your shit to make sure its more than you ate today
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>>158141164
corr she could shit on me
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>>158141155
Ausgods
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>>158141163
cope hairlet
i come from a family of blokes with full heads of hair
don't even get the early greys
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>>158140607
Quite like how South African grounds have the grass verge with stands behind them.
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In April 1856, 15-year-old Nongqawuse and her friend Nombanda, who was between the ages of 8 and 10, went to scare birds from her uncle's crops in the fields by the sea at the mouth of the River Gxarha in the present day Wild Coast region of South Africa. When she returned, Nongqawuse told Mhlakaza that she had met the spirits of two of her ancestors.[4] She claimed that the spirits had told her that the Xhosa people should destroy their crops and kill their cattle, the source of their wealth as well as food. Nongqawuse claimed that the ancestors who had appeared to them said:[4]

The dead would arise.
All living cattle would have to be slaughtered, having been reared by contaminated hands.
Cultivation would cease.
New grain would have to be dug.
New houses would have to be built.
New cattle enclosures would have to be erected.
New milk sacks would have to be made.
Doors would have to be weaved with buka (Apocynaceae) roots.
People must abandon witchcraft, incest and adultery.
In return, the spirits would sweep all European settlers into the sea.[5] The Xhosa people would be able to replenish the granaries and fill the kraals with more beautiful and healthier cattle.

The practices ended by early 1858. By then, approximately 40,000 people had starved to death and more than 400,000 cattle had been slaughtered.[8][9] The population of British Kaffraria decreased from 105,000 to fewer than 27,000 due to the resulting famine. The chief of Bomvana gave Nongqawuse to Major Gawler and she stayed at his home for a period. One day, Mrs. Gawler decided to dress her, along with the Mpondo prophetess Nonkosi, and have their portrait taken by a photographer.
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>>158141145
We need a /matchie/ to really start the summer
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>>158141167
Based
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>>158141025
this is just cope lad there's men who live til 90 and die with hair. it'll grow grey duh, but there's clearly men who just don't go bald
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Fucked a girl once who left a shit smear on her sheets. Was not a particular pleasant experience. Cannot imagine the type of freak who is into that kind of stuff.
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director today seems a bit gay, keeps showing dudes.
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>>158141185
Kiwis are into that type of shit
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>>158141185
yes... the girl did it... we believe you...
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>>158141170
I don't have any grey head hairs but get some in me beard. It's great I can play 40 or 25 depending on what I'm going for today
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Bedingham been in the nervous forties for some time now
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>>158141173
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>>158141173
>People must abandon witchcraft, incest and adultery.
In return, the spirits would sweep all European settlers into the sea
Holy based
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KWAB GONE GOTTEM


eeerrrr SAbros...
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>>158141191
>actually dismissed on 49
HAHAHA
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Australia ON TOP
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
MEDS THEN BEDINGHAM
FUCK OFF BACK TO SNOOZYLAND
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ebic
nice ''''''''''''series'''''''''''''''' you got here
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le not 50 and out
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when do we play a decent team
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david outtingham
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>>158141213
need to wait for when the bbl season starts to see a good peem
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smudge eager to get the ball and get his sandpaper onto it
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remember when the average pozzie fan thought cummins was a bad captain?
not renowned for their IQ are they
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>Australian flags
>But incredibly Indian sport
>hmmm
>lets investigate this community
>>158141188
>>158141185
>>158141167
>>158141165
>>158141152
>>158141150
>>158141149
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>>158141204
Kino
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wheres scully? XD
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b Cummins c Smith
iconic
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>>158141220
ynr how elite we were with smudge at the helm while cummins was injured
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>>158141213
kek, i remember this and all seethe from pakis
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I think that was a good catch
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>>158141219
absolute theft
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AUSGODS
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>>158141219
>cucked by smudge
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Saffas in DEEP SHIT
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>>158141173
>Not all Xhosa people believed Nongqawuse's prophecies. A small minority, known as the amagogotya (stingy ones), refused to slaughter and neglect their crops, and this refusal was used by Nongqawuse to rationalise the failure of the prophecies during a period of fifteen months
It's all the Jews (Xhosa variant) fault.
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>cartel going to work with runs on the board
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>days are short because weird clouds and low light conditions
AusGODS be like fine we'll fight them in the sun :D (epic reference if you know you know)
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high.
also, fuck mark nicholas
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>flat pitch where cummins and lyon make batting look simple
>innings turns over
>4 quick wickets
any bets on who they've trained up to do the bancroft role this time?
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>>158141242
>retards blaming the non-retarded for the retardeds retarded retarding
Many such cases.
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>stubbbs and mulder
miami vice/x files crossover
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>>158141249
His name is John Cena!
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business idea: keep pushing ALMOST singles that force Lyon to sprint after the ball, inducing a hamstring failure.
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>>158141249
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Why don't the South Africans simply cheat to improve their chances of winning?
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Australia are playing their full strength team
South Africa are missing their (by far) best player in Rabada
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>another /pw/ reference in /cric/
nah im actually going to schizo out. this cant be real
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Mulder and Stubbsy amirite lads ahaha
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>>158141276
Based mark
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>>158141276
Based
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match mogged
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>test cricket
*appears*
>zachary carwyn rhys bowen
*disappears*
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>>158141274
>full strength team
>maddinson
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>>158141274
>Lose one player
>Have the utility of a headless chook
Sneak preview of when Root goes m8
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>Yah yah
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>>158141274
Um, we are missing Cameron 'The Next Bradman' Green
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>>158141271
how do you cheat when batting?
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>>158141302
Is this Yorkshire?
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>>158141276
/pw/ used to be /asp/ which used to be part of /sp/ so really it's the same board when you think about it.
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>>158141303
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&hs=5aSB&sca_esv=091a64d36eb9ecc4&sxsrf=APpeQnt1Ur6rXN_S9YV9SN3bbLBUHf9vOw:1791710793435&udm=2&fbs=ABfTbFVyMZGZf1hfvX9uKjN_-G8c4u0nXx4bEIpwm1lnNH832SMIiTl3t-JZ4hGJOxPbHYRQDtz5om-6srRFNP4UK_6eHeIexnQRPZcc5cuRwMa_REaPCDMdAPYZ68tnldKmLQKYcnYdFeCGrH6x-8bFqtCiuGKmoZ3qTMxLyvMZhwsw18GK45iet8FyuM1wkbpZH20HGMP85CKK9v5yMwu3Em3XF-YN3w&q=penis+extender&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiI4Yfr0rGXAxVdbOsIHRUONQAQtKgLegQIFBAB&biw=2560&bih=1264&dpr=1#sv=CAMSUxoyKhBlLTA1WTUyS1BpVlRnZGxNMg4wNVk1MktQaVZUZ2RsTToOUkVodnU4Y3BoaXByOE0gBCoXCgFzEhBlLTA1WTUyS1BpVlRnZGxNGAEwAVACGAcgsqDxsAtKCBACGAEgAigB
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How much money did Andrew Symonds make off his cricket/commentary career? He couldn't have afforded a cab to the liquor store that night?
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>>158141302
this must be AI
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>>158141303
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>>158141310
not clicking your malware bro
literally never clicking that obvious virus
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>>158141310
that's bullshit it doesn't extend anything it only puts something on top of your existing penis
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Mulder on thin ice here
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>>158141311
That's the q that every glory hound Aussie asks when risking a dui
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>>158141185
Rugshitter that you again?
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Against the spirit abit to appeal so extravagantly for clear not out imo
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>>158141318
wow if there's any part of cricket that you can cheat at a pozzie will find a way it seems. grim '''''people'''''
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gazza there's a game on mate
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>>158141291
>being that much of a brainlet that you cant understand how much his 0(33) was
ngmi you cazzie
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>>158141318
you'd be easily found out if you did that these days imo
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are they too poor to show hawkeye of the appeals which arent given?
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>>158141308
>>158141317
This was the venue of the Cricket at the 2022 Asian Games, was opened in 2021 and has a seating capacity of 1,347.

The second slide is a close-up of the pavilion and the sole stand.

This is also the ground where Nepal broke multiple T20I records against Mongolia at the Asian Games(that was actually the first ever T20I on this ground).
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>>158141321
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>>158141318
wasn't even illegal at the time from memory
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>>158141329
going for a mid-game goon sesh, nothing wrong with it
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>>158141335
never mind currently eating my hat
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>>158141329
did he see his wife and kids on the pitch or something
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lunch soon
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>>158141318
as if they don't you aluminium bats in baseball
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>>158141329
Leaving the ground just as quick as he left his wife and kids
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>>158141328
We play to win cobber
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/cric/ is so back
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>got my sodies, time to get back on I guess
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>>158141339
Just like the under arm ball
Other nations just hate when Australians use innovative ideas to win in cricket
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>>158141348
crisp neet
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>>158141353
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>>158141329
He looked at the scoreboard, saw "stubbs" and thought it read "chubbs" and his natural reflexes kicked in to abandon it and its children.
The Sun was in his eyes so you can't really blame him for the mistake.
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Who the hell is this Zach guy you blokes keep talking about?
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>>158141356
Looks like piss
To be fair though if i had a good looking missus like he does, i would drink her piss as well
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>>158141369
He's like our Simon Magius
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>>158141369
Zac Lomax of Rugby Union fame
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>>158141374
Based
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>>158141369
The lifeblood of /cric/ after hours posting
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South Africa are ahead of the curve compared to Australia this is their game to lose
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Offies from Head loom
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>>158141369
compulsory general-thread schizo
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Halzegod
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There's an old chap outside whistling really loudly and it's doing my head in
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/scorecard/e-244562

we're in here lads
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>when he asks you to check out her balls
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Nathan Lyon has almost 600 wickets and you can't think of one (1) memorable spell over his entire career
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Give it to me straight nerds:

1- Who is winning the story
2- Who is winning the NOG

Tēnā koe
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>>158141405
The time when he bowled out his wife kids out the house was pretty memorable
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>game's a bit dull and there's no hotties in the crowd what should we show
>still image of a guy fondling balls for 20 seconds
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>>158141414
my email worked then, I saw all your complaints yesterday so you're all welcome
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>>158141410
what's incredible is that they're both standing
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>>158141405
this kind bigotry from a pom should not be tolerated
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>>158141413
GONE GOTTEM
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anyone who uses the term "unc" unironically is a fucking retarded nigger.

Jarod Kimber just used it on Talksport
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nice save gary, just like you saved your life getting out of that relationship
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>>158141405
when he took a very long spell from the mother of his children
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>>158141428
He used it ironically
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>>158141432
GONE
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>>158141428
I'm thinking of adding "uce" to my rotation.
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eeeeeerrrrrrr Scullybros...
its over
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>>158141405
kek this is actually true
the most famous moment in his career is that Leach run out miss
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>>158141405
Apologise
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so he broke his family's hearts and his kids will never be the same but fuck lyon can get wickets bros
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Just vomited in my mouth
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>>158141428
this you?
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Fucking Marnus playing for the home team
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critical moment for determining if the fix is in
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>>158112189
>>158119622
>>158122759
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CHEATING CUNTS
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>>158141450
Trvth
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HOWEVER
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Thats actually completely fucked
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THE NAZI IS BACK!!!!!!!!
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nah m8 fingers are under the ball.
if it's under the ball they don't care if part of the ball this the ground.
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>Nazi couple are back today
Based
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SAME OLD SAFFERS
ALWAYS CHEATIN
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SAME OLD POZZIES ALWAYS (TRYING TO BE) CHEATING
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>Pommy TV ump cheating for the kaffirs
Shameful
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>hat nazis are back
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>>158140785
>>158140619
we're so back
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they're back!
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think my weighted chin-up has progressed again out of nowhere
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hurry up and get to the bump i've already baked
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oh look the pozzies were caught attempting to cheat again
btw water is wet
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>>158141480
>>158141481
>>158141482
yjk he watches her take BBC in that hat
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>>158141485
yh not out
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it's an airman's cap not a nazi one you fucking freaks
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saffers are on the ropes
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>>158141487
should be illegal for a foreigner to bake during a series their team isnt playing in
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>>158141485
Fingers under the ball, that's out.
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>>158141487
we've decided on a matchie so please don't
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>158141490
very bindian post
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>>158141482
She looks way cuter with glasses on
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>>158141481
I'm a lip reader and she's saying seig heil
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>>158141493
they're a cute couple they can wear matching hats if they want
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>>158141485
Why is that not out? South Africa cheating yet again.
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>>158141481
Holy based
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>literal neo-nazis in the crowd
sa is crazy
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>>158141490
>>
yeah it's definitely progressed
get in
finally
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>>158141518
great post
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>>158141509
Hit the ground, we have already seen tons of these, it shouldnt be a surprise it being given not out. I remember a Starc one from back in 23 at Lord.s.
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Why do they think larping as Nazis is funny? My culture is not your cosplay
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>>158141504
what did he say on day 2?
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>>158141527
>>158141527
>>158141527
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Fuck Aus, I'm 100% behind the natsoc team
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>>158141485
>front on shows the area darkened making it inconclusive
>side on showed the ball being past the edge of the fingers when "bouncing"
Should be noted South Africa is in the same bracket as India on the corruption index
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>>158140520
Hello
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