Luncheon on Day 3 @ Durban Test AUS 390.v SA 115/4.Day 3 Abu Dhabi Test AFG 240.v BAN 346. & 79/3.
YFO
bros, henry blofeld hasn't posted a new youtube video in over 6 months
>>158141518Hot L>R
>>158141528bucket hat girl is a qt
Natsoc saffers mog the aussissies
>test cricket*appears*>zachy rhys clive bowen*disappears*
>>158139524
Doug Bollinger
>>158141539whos that m80
>>158141547Maybe he had a fatal bumdering incident
Imagine being a poo lmao
>>158141555nice try but I'm just not a soccer watcher, good on those who are though
should I start a /cric/ themed youtube channel?similar to that twitter account we had but it'll just be in jokes and viral videos I can link to heresort of like the big man tyrone of /cric/
>my webm used for op
>soccerservin as per I see
>>158141558https://youtu.be/4uhcQK0c69Q?si=SrDgX--hjRQdtVQ-
>Saffir production is so bush league, you can hear the off-duty commentators laugh and talk in the backgroundAlso,NOIIIICE GARY!
A non-exhaustive list of things I find deeply embarrassing• Adults who order a regular Coke instead of Diet.• People who have strong opinions on Marvel movies or whatever slop Disney is pumping into the culture pipeline this week.• The concept of "therapy speak." If I hear one more person talk about "setting boundaries" instead of just smoking a cigarette and moving on, I’m deleting my account.• Millennials who still post their travel infographics on Instagram stories like they are the first person to ever discover Lisbon.• Men who wear those thin, flimsy athletic shirts in public spaces. Have some shame.
>>158141577oh I see :(
>>158141579is this a straff?
/cric/ youtube channel make it happen
>>158141579Rest are reddit and I don't use Instagram so 4 I don't care about but the last one is true desu, athleisure has done terrible things for fashion across genders
>>158141588I strictly go out in at minimum a blazer
using insta might be one of 2, perhaps 3 things in the world that is more reddit than bouldering
new dashy australia is out for half time viewing but its one of those karma ones that I hate
>>158141597i cannot think of a more reddit site to possibly use
Got stronger at chin-upsWeekend status redeemed
the video proof that never was
>>158141602Reddit
*hits jukebox* fucking thing is stuck just keeps playing sweet caroline
Not had much REM sleep last couple of nights but still set a chin-up PRThat kind of thing creatine is maybe to thank for desu
Have you blokes been sending money back home using Remitly?
>creatine>goodmeanwhile, zachy's kidneys in 3 years
it's in all animal flesh anyway you do realise
Zachary, this is the cricket general, talk about the cricket please.
Some people queued all night ahead of a fast-food chain opening its doors in York today.LMAO
>meat eating neek
Talk about the cricket
>>158141636but I am home
Ok, I gotcha
>after shilling 5 gays for years he has now become a militant veggie
>>158141636Redeemly
Talk about the cricket please or I will report you
real sad sack uninspiring boring depressive british hours
Steven "Genius Monster" Smith
half time is too fucking long in cricket how long does it take to eat a fucking cucumber sandwich
LETS FUCKING GO
Everyone thought Australia would lose, but they are winning.
Everyone thought South Africa would win, but they are losing.
the real winners are cricekt lovers :D
Everyone thought it would be a draw, but it is
>>158141582bless you for thinking staffGOD would ever dunk on marvel movies
I wouldn't say Australia are 'winning'this is quite an even game
What's a good cricket role for someone who can do a +70kg chin-up?
Everyone thought it would be like it is, but it don't
>>158141704except for yesterday when it was rubbish for quite a period
:3
>>158141712whats with modern Aussies and the gay 80s 'taches (and gayer 80s mullets)?
I post about internet personalities to trick myself into thinking I have actual friends while I watch the criggy
lol an aesthetic LBW in south Africa corrThe kind of thing you just don't get in T20Simply isn't cricket because it doesn't capture the essence The boundary rope was a mistake
CorrrrrLove an aesthetic LBW
>>158141712why are there so many webms like this and why is it always aus cricketersthere's something weird going on in that country where they think you can be 'ironically gay' and it makes you super hetero. instead they just appear to be extra gay. zesty fucking nation
>>158141718every second woman in her twenties goes nuts for these, not surprising that a professional sportsman is using that look
>>158141719Me too
>>158141720>The boundary rope was a mistakeJake Weatherald ran head first into a fence and died
XD
>>158141718Head is a Boon wannabe and Renshaw is probably just doing it for le heckin movember
It's time I start embracing who I really am.
I beg my roommate for gay sex most days as a joke, as well as calling him sweetheart, honey and babe.Does this make me gay?
>>158141736I wish I was your roommate
>>158141735A great commentator called David Warner?
>>158141733when you're a cameraman and the producer in your earpiece asks if you've taken on board the complaints about only filming women yesterday
>>158141743kek
There are 39 days left until Grand Theft Auto VI (GTA 6) releases.
>>158141746are we even allowed to play it in Australia
>>158141740I wish you were too babycakes
hello fellow Indians
>>158141749have to show your license to play online :^)
>>158141749probably a redacted version
>starc hit for a boundaryWarnie was right about him
Yeah it all fell in the river is a bop Would definitely be on his next album.
>playing GTA in the year of our Lord 2026
>>158141756This
>>158141749rock* are woke now. It'll get through fine
wish we had a uk webm bro :(
>>158141757Warnie was right about everything...
>>158141757Starc has been the most expensive of all the bowlers so far, not a great pitch for out and out fast bowling in fairness
>>158141763Should I make license joke lads?
>no cool bird shots>no attractive women shown >the same shot of the SA flag shown at least 50 times already >a lingering shot of some tent in the car park for 3 minutes earlier now this is SA cricket coverage
webm license kek
>>158141763Was going to make a couple of webms form funny shield moments the other day but can't be bothered
>>158141757Warnir was a clown, he had no idea
Is pornhub letting us Australians use their website yet?
>>158141773At least we’re not speaking German
>>158141749>Steam asking me for a credit card to buy R-rated gamesHate the E-Safety Commission so fucking much
>>158141731>>158141733munters
>>158141780only on apple or if you have a stan sport subscription
>>158141790Is this before or after I declare I'm a wallabies supporter?
>>158141773fuck that guy who complained and got the based camerachads shackled
>>158141794you should be wearing a full wallabies kit in your license photo
I'm working with scraps here
>>158141796The camerachads west rouge yesterday let’s be honest
when wicket
In another 23.2 overs
I've never liked playing games on computerI like playing xbox
>>158141773first and second aren't the same thing? :^)
Yes I do know a cricket friendly pub in this city Yeah I might go there to watch a bit of cricket
>>158141814Kino
>>158141814Is this the brains trust?
>>158141831nooooooo this can't be happening my email
Crucket
gary you fucking suck! get a wicket already!
anyone into this sorta thing
>>158141814No wonder starc can't perform
>>158141821What’s the pub called?
>Pick an allrounder that will bat behind the wk>And also don't use him as a bowler
>>158141818grow up
If Pat Cummins was fat his name would continue to be Pat Cummins, as weight gain doesn't change your name
I used being fuckwit bully in high school to cope with my own insecurities
I thought fox-ray was taking the piss and then they pull out this microsoft paint rip off shit
What is pap and why do pussies need it?
This summer NZ will be facing us in 4 tests.
head XD
>>158141879They will smack us silly
>>158141887I don't think NZ have ever beaten Australia in any cricket match except maybe 3 ODIs where Shane Bond played
toil tomorrow... should I stay up watching the cricket or will nothing happen
>>158141897When has anything ever happened?
golden balls does it again
YOURE SHIT
>>158141902right now
>>158141897On your deathbed will you think "man I'm glad I watched more of my fave sport" or "man im glad i went to bed early to wageslave more effectively"
my cappy :)
cricket is my 6th favourite sport
Well bowled Patrick Cummins, your skills have resulted in the taking of a wicket!
>>158141902>>158141897It’s happening
ffs Scully
Captain Cumshot
captain woke poof
>>158141931that's the sort of shot a man who's too scared to score a 400 plays
verreynne? I hope he's verreout soon!
>>158141932Most normal people are "woke poofs", why are you not? Because you just have to be different don't you?
>>158141941hmmm?
>>158141931>your wicket is out there kek
>>158141949this nigga retarded
stubbs is the key to all this if we can stub him out it'll be stubbies all round
mad how his own '''''fans''''' derided him as captain climate
I'm not going to be woke much longer, I'm going to bed soon
THESE GUYS ARE MORONS
again? lol
yeah nice gaz
STUBBIES ALL ROUNDHOES MAD
>yeah think I'll hit it straight to where the other captain just moved a fielder.
can this tall guy bat
SA are over par so they've won the story
>>158141981yes
>>158141980He was playing 4d chess but we were playing 5d chess
>>158141981he's owed a few bouncers thats for sure
Remember
do you reckon the team is happy with Koala gone so they can have champagne and do shoeies again
Topple SA this sessionBat until lunch tomorrow to rest bowlsmen and let pitch deteriorateBowlsmen bowl them out again
6d chess would be a declaration right now. Australia won't see it coming, and now have to ask about the follow-on
sorry but are south africa playing their best player (Rabada?)no so shut up and sit downgenuinely embarrassing celebrating this
>get SA all out>have to watch maddinson again
garn shit lads*waits at bum stop*
>>158141996ok
>>158142012Thankfully not for long
>>158141931>>158141989trying to restart the south african space program with shots like this
>>158142012Imagine the absolute scenes if he scores runs this time
another brainlet filtered by the elite 0(33) that made everything easy for Renshaw and co
>>158142011(You)
>>158141989lol what a spack
sorry if I'm old fashioned but I prefer my test cricketers score runs
^post it again m8, maybe it'll be funny eventually
Matt Renshaw is 30 and from Yorkshiremad to think zachy probably walked past him one night heading to the pub
I want Maddinson to hit multiple hundreds this series to secure his spot in the team for the next 50 tests
lmao this guy's crosseyed
>>158142048Sorry to tell you lad, but he doesn't have that long to live, doctors have him with ~3 years left to live
Was Kallis the second greatest statpadder behind Sangakkara?
>>158142045Does look very Yorkshire desu Why are >we so good at cricket lads
don't think there's any good arguments against Pat Cummins being the best Aus cricketer since Warne tbqdesuwy (famalams)
>>158142045he was in the crowd during the infamous bouncer incident
lmao saffer producer absolutely fuming at Mark Nicholas calling Sobers the greatest all-rounder
An all Yorkshire born team would stomp the Shield
sobering stuff
>>158142064
a NSW team would beat a Wales team by an innings and 780 runs
Dam he is from Middlesbrough Somehow this is even more based Nobody from Yorkshire considers Middlesbrough part of Yorkshire really, even though it is It's an odd one and there is some historical reasons to do with county boundaries
caption this
Like Lyon, you can't actually remember any of Kallis' elite performanceshe's just le stats man. doesn't pass the eye testFlintoff was unironically better because you actually remember him
>>158142083Is there a Welsh cricket team? If so, is it composed of Indians?
>>158142093how is ol' freddy these days after top gear tried to murder him :(
>>158142093kallis has the most player of the match awards for tests (ever)
>>158142083the Welsh don't really play cricket It's a Tarq sport
ball looks a bit rough... would suggest we swap to a finer grit
>>158142100he's in the english setup nowwas coaching their A team for a bit (picked his son every game)
Been reading Chaucer and I must say middle English sounds truly ridiculous in an Australian accent
>>158142111Amazing that a sport and things in general can be so geographically specific, things ain’t like that over here
one more wicket before bed would be nice
>>158142125yeah there's famously no sports in Australia more or less popular in certain regions
>>158142111no they try they just aren't goodsee also rugby (tarq sport as well)
>>158142082I never thought of him
>>158142133Theres not. Go outside more
>>158142133Look at the size of Australia vs the size of uk you bitch, also that’s the only notable mainstream thing that’s like that btw
>>158142108yes, like I said le stats manother players actually won the game in the big moments and he probably statpadded a 70* at the end with 2 pointless wickets
Honestly, South Africa are winning the session
kallis is the greatest player of all timedon't @ me cazzies
>>158142157didn't pass the eye test
>have to cheer for the opposition just to hope the game might get somewhat even yet againsighhhhh
I haven't had an eye test in a couple of years, should have one again
>>158142093bit of a truthnuke this
AN ABSOLUTE MASTERCLASS FROM SMUDGE
smith is a fucking freak
fucking elite
Holy moly
dis nigga elite frfr
>smudgefucking hell it's so cringe when some rando thinks they can call them their nickname. it was actually very reddit when bairstow did it as well, as if he knows him that well. much worse when it's some anon on a cake decorating anime forum
Wasn’t that good
>yeah I'll just copy the other guy exactly>oh no I'm out in exactly the same way>>158142225The nickname shit is one of the reasons I hate modern commentary. It crept it from the bogans in the NRL and now it's in every sport except the wogball.
good catch my smudge
anyone tried the original comme des garçon fragrance from 1994What's it like Think it's time to move on from Wondermeme, doesn't smell as good as it used to
>>158141940
Is Simon Harmer related to Steve Harmerson
smudgegod
>>158142225Pietersen started doing this - I think to rile them up. He'd always called McGrath 'Pidge' as if they were matesyeah it is a bit cringy tbf
Blood Diamond bros... its not looking so far AusGODS are too strong
>>158142255It’s pretty good bait tbf
>>158142237>now it's in every sport except the wogball.wogball fans have been calling their players their nicknames so often and for so long people don't know they're not they're real names. Who the fuck is Edson Nascimento
zachy just hates nicknames because his is twinkle arms
AUSGODS
apartheid xisters...
>australiawinslolsuch a shit boring sport lmao
>>158142225see ya smudge
utterly grim for pooth africa
I blame t20 for this
>>158142288it's pretty boring tbf
Australia have won this series 3-0 already
Good morning. Looks like it is business as usual for the Australians
>nobody from SA yet gotten close to facing as many balls as Lyon did let alone Renshaw...
I just like how we just hope torture our opponentsfeign weakness, give them hope then crush their spirit
An underacknowledged statpadder (except by himself) is Gilchrist. Easy to have good stats batting when you regularly start your innings at 5/360
>>158142311get fucked Jansen you noodle armed fucking sook
>>158142065The face of a man who should be scything wheat in a field for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week
very comfy thread because I haven't had to watch anything live with webmbro being so quick with the clips. cheers lad :)
>>158142312when will someone be brave enough to 0(33)
>>158142249I assume he's Steve's son.
>>158142311>holding the pose after the catchjej
>>158142225it's cricket m8 we're all friends here
>>158142331I'm gay!
>>158142343
>>158142278But that's almost always a guy using a nickname from when he was a kid, and letting other people use it as if it was his real name.Not some dopey commentator who never played grade cricket let alone FC or Tests calling a guy "Smudge" like he's a team-mate.
>>158142225Rare English W; I agree.
mad how hazlewood has stolen a living thanks to the invention of the boundary ropeif t20 wasn't such a big thing he'd be as memorable as jackson birdle lob it outside off with absolutely no thought and hope the batsman throws his wicket away man. zero skill, zero style and fails every eye test he attempts
Gotta take a piss (cider from dinner).Would be a shame if I missed the remainder of the SA innings.
>>158142362
Writing a letter to Congress on Salvia
>>158142255Yeah, this is good, I use this one during footy and usually gets a good rise out of the opposition, especially if it's a fucking retarded name.
>>158142312Actually so grim
Remember how Gilchrist was useless in the 2005 Ashes
>>158142225As the other lad said to b8 them, but you realise all the top players do know each other and from more than just playing against one another.
>>158142312nobody's as good as Gary when it comes to leaving
>sa make 200 story loss for pozzies
I'd call you lads by your nicknames. :)
>>158142421:DDDDDD
>>158142385>remembering 2005Bro how old are you
200 up
>>158142370call them their sisters/mums name
>cricket bat has two sides>players only ever use one side of it???
>>158142421GONE GOTTEM!!
Damien Martyn was useless in the 2005 Ashes as well
200 earns a NOG I dont make the rules
>>158142385>2005unc im crine
just did 20 chest to bar pull-ups because I am seething a little bit
>>158142456him and katich got some bullshit lbws from memory
>>158142484Stay on topic please
>>158142442Unironically, the best one I have used is to blow them a kiss at a ballup. 50% of blokes will laugh, but the other 50% will blow up and try and take your head off, it's bewildering.
>appealing that >hits the middle of the bat
walking to the cricket
>doesn't know why they call him slugIs howie not invited to the showers?
>>158142525you dont invite a homosexual to a heterosexual nude group shower
>>158142157you’re not wrong
>>158142492Terrible umpiring decisions were an entertaining part of the game before reviews
Whats the weather forecast? Are we going to lose the last sessions again today?
>>158142366keKkk
>>158142546Howie's no homo
ow muh arm
>>158142502semi related to this discussion https://youtu.be/OZcHI5LAkbU
sorry guys, when I got in the bathroom I decided to take a shit, so I also had to take a shower. the cricket gods must have thought I was trying to steal a wicket by pretending to only take a piss so nothing happened.
my ankles click and snap a lot when I roll them, thinking it might be time for surgery
>>158142585yeah?picture him proneboning a woman
wow 20 pull ups amazing what a peak welsh athlete wow a whole twenty of them, in a row. that's 60kg of bodyweight lifted 10 times but twice. incredible
>>158142594I have reviewed this post and attached material, and it is NOT related to discussion.
>Aussies reckon people who go to the theater must be poofters Very cultured country
the one day I forget to wear my elbow pad
>Howie shilling for South African Foxtel he just can't help himself, man loves a brand
>>158142635unironically bad technique and reactions. Skill issue. But bowling very short and bouncers to tailenders is a fag move.
theatre is gayer than balletthe gay mans cultured taste
>>158142625Going to be honest Baz, this isn't exactly a minority opinion.
>>158142651getting a lyon and rennie vibe from maharaj and harmer
>>158142385No, but I do remember Brett Lee being really hyped for his epic comeback and then just being kinda meh all series
>>158142661you mean opera
Still giggling about anon's >'Maharaj? More like 'Park the Uber in the garage' Useless cunt'Really top shelf stuff.
>>158142719well yeah its gayer than opera too
I have asked to put the cricket on in a certain pub The wagie behind the bar is being a bit awkward about it We really are an impressed species
Mark Nicholas is the type of cultured chad that would enjoy theatre
The laughable thing is pozzies like to act as if they are big strong nation of 'Crocodile Dundee'-esque hard lager drinking tradies and farm labourers when in reality they're all drinking chardonnay waiting for the charcuterie board in the gastro"pub" whinging about how the local coffee shop hasn't shown enough support for the local 'Gays for Palestinians' march
yeah it's about 40 grand a year to have a sky subscription for pubs mate. maybe let them watch the footy or golf instead of screeching about some non-england dying format of cricket game
>>158142725top kek
forgot that playwrightlad frequents this thread tooi stand by what i said but please dont hesitate to post your latest work
Why would I go to the theater when I can read a good tom clancy novel?
>>158142725kek thanks mate
not a close game anyway tbf
we're reaching annoying patty time in another hour he'll get 2 wickets
bed looms
>>158142805because he hasn't written anything good in more than a decade
>>158142757Thats the urban professional center of every western city. The funny thing is, it is all performative.
oh great, you got the pseuds talking about literature and theatre. way to go fucko
listening to some classic the strokeswow that this is it album really was elitemogs modern music
Theatre... its just so performative
don't think Shakespeare wrote all that stuff, I just dont
pseuds are the lifeblood of cric
HARMO HARMO HARMO HARMO
I dont even like music that much
I live my life with 1 rule. If its over the fence its out.
I like music as a concept
we'll have a rooview thanks
>>158142905what beats don't hit for you?
>starc's hairlinegrim
Love music me Musical species the Welsh
>have a pooview there cobba
Why would you park the uber in the garage? Doesn't make any sense.
I was never good at cricket even on the streetsI mean I could slog it a bit but if some half decent spinner or pacer came on I couldn't touch itit's actually mental that there are people out there who can face 95mph swinging balls
>>158142928yeah it's so stupid but that's the acceptable standard for nu-cric
>>158142933>95mphThat's an american unit of measurement, I don't trust you.
>>158142928because he's finished his shift, at the job he should be doing because he's shit at cricket
how did they rig this
>Musical species the Welshno, that's Ireland you're thinking ofyou lot are more into poetry (although Ireland are probably ahead in that too damn)
>>158142928We have one. Simply had to convert the servant's entranceway into the uber garage. Its so their vehicles do not clutter up the main entranceway when we entertain after the thea- pots of ale and footy, mate
>>158142928to gas himself, as he should
imagine if there was a north africa
Why is the grouchy couchy always trying to stir things up
>>158142964That's like an Italian seeing Roman Numerals and thinking they're an American thing because they've seen them in Superbowls and Rocky sequels
>>158142980>ultraedge only starts after the ball has already passed the batmakes sense
Ok I admit it I'm jealous of how zachy responded to fin
can someone inbox me if SA get all outed thanks
>>158143002i'd rather not
>>158143008kek
The Irish and the Welsh are mates
I read SA as Sexual Assault now
>>158143002imagine if they did a better job of getting rid of the barbary pirates
men with lots of body hair respond well in general
>>158143029what about bard and zachy?
How's Ben Duckett going? I'm very interested in he
>>158143030I hate when things like that happen. I usually try and avoid modern culture for a while to bring my brain back to normal.
>>158143029not reallyirish are easy to be mates withwelshies are more like saffers. never met a nice onethey act that way but something's definitely 'off'
Shane Marnus is bowling lads
Zach why dont you fuck off you nonce freak
>>158143082ever been to Wales?the Welsh are really friendly lol
>>158143107thinking this
in australia we have "new south wales"
>>158143121they voted for brexit which makes them chuds
Travis Head is a right fatty jesus You quite like to see it Bit of a throwback
Which one is zachy? JK i don't care lol
Watching the cricket in the pub
>>158143139yeahthe only athletic wales as I call it
>>158143170Is this supposed to be impressive?
>>158143140Did they?I voted for Brexit as well desu and I don't regret itWe simply aren't European
>>158143170this impresses me
Australian states are like the Spice Girls reunion tour.Everyone is doing their best, except for Victoria
>>158143185yes
South Africa need to activate wharfie time or whatever their equivalent is
>>158143210The motherland has fallen
>>158143194and it makes you seetheyou will never be germanic
TEA TIMEEVERYONE FUCK OFF
>>158143232yeah I know mateAnd things will get worse before they get better
Steven Peter Devereux Smith
>>158143237I'm like 1/8th swiss-german lol
>>158142385England barely scraped that one. 2 draws and a 2 run win. Lucky cunts.
>>158143251Nah post a piccy though, I imagine English pubs to be the comfiest place on earth
>>158143314it's not a particularly comfy pub so I won't bother Comfy pubs don't have TV
>>158143332>so comfy he doesn't even know how comfy he has it
>>158143212boerie time iykwim haha
>>158143332Fair I get it, every pub here has at least 12 tvs with all Fox channels and all sky racing channels playing at once
>>158143384there's a pub in york with the ruins of a roman bathhouse underneath, should be cool but it's exactly that. There is such thing as a flat roofed pub
what the fuck is this woman
>>158142980impact was outside off, championship
see 1st replynobody wants you here s****
Normies really like F1 nowadays don't they
post piccies of yer blueberry muffin fella
I forgot how awful television advertising is.
Go Australia
>>158141597listening to cricket on the radio is another rare case of something being more reddit than bouldering
There’s a couple English cunts in here that I’d heem on sight
Cricket isn't allowed now Crystal palace Vs Nottingham forest taking precedence It's impossible to care less about who wins that one than I do
When did the nonce start posting about his gay bouldering obsession in here?
wouldn't mind the light meter coming out now so I can get some sleep ngl
A man who was mauled to death at a Yorkshire zoo is believed to have used a sign gesture meaning 'bad' to tell the big cat off moments after entering its enclosure.
>>158141527wtf does that girl have on her knee
>>158143656about 4-5 years nowsadly we all hoped it was just a little phase but he's gone full reddit and has plateaued at the same pb for the last 2+ years
protealapse confirmed
>>158143773oh no no aflsissieswe got too cocky yesterday
>>158143797>'Thinking of his family' - Mauled man 'clearly autistic' using 'sign language' to communicate with 'bad' tiger>The man is believed to have been using Makaton sign language which is often used to help people who struggle to communicateunironically this is really sad desu
>>158143925thats a rugby ball m8
>>158143925perplexing post
>stream froze>miss wicketridiculous. If I was paying money I'd be furious.
>>158143880mmm I've actually got slightly better this year
>>158143929where was his tard wrangler
>no south african player has the courage to get 0 like Maddinson
>starts bouldering at 33>not a natural at all>thinking a non-asterisked v5 is even a remote possibilityKEK
>>158143880Christ he's boring
We all have our vices.
you shouldn't be allowed reddit vices. not even one
I think South Africa are sort of still in this if they make about another 50 runsthe Australian batting attack is simply not good. not good at all
>>158144089we have head
>some pissed Aussie carrying on in the crowdgod bless this beautiful country
This partnership is more Harmer than good.
>>158144105>pitch with a ball deviating 0.117891cm>head doing absolutely anythingheh
>>158144000couchy cope
>>158144161heh
Is Boland the greatest bowler of all time that couldn't make a first XI?
it's fucking over
we didn't let you out of tasmania for this
light status?
Its over...>>158123337close
HAZLEWOOD
maddinson kino incoming
SA have done so fucking well in this so far and I'm saddened their country men and w*men haven't shown up for them
uhmm just dont hit it to smith????
I told you I loved you in front of Black Midi
>>158144968better crowd today but still grim, apparently most are in the shade
>>158144140middle stump iykyk
All catches
ggez
>>158144439WHY ARE THEY WELCOMING ME TO MY OWN COUNTRY I FLEW HER ON A PLANE AAAAAAAAARGH I'M VOTING ONE NATION THE IDEA THAT ABORIGINALS ARE TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THEIR NATIONS IS TOO HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTANDAAAAAAARGH>>158144941but no cigar
>>158145033hey don't say that
Only the boring old English and Aussies like test cricket
>>158144968>SA have done so fucking well in this so farThey're losing against a team with several long standing vulnerabilities and at least three players who aren't guaranteed to be picked next match
>>158145033kek at his running.
The biggest lie about chess ever told is the thinking x number of moves ahead meme. Obviously you cant do that because you don't know what your opponent is going to do. Chess is essentially about making reasoned decisions
>chesslet can't think ahead
>>158145148To play chess is the sign of a gentleman. To become good at chess is the sign of a wasted life.
>>158144968why are you patronising them? they've been shit since day 2
Honestly, reckon the pozzies will make 250/2 and then declare with the Boks collapsing once again
>>158145167its used on occasion, but chess is basically about structured decisions. It's pure representation of logic. Avoiding the bad move for as long as possible
not convinced zachy's chest elo is in the 4 figures
>BatterBatsman*
What a retarded first delivery.
>>158145296who the fucks this? Duckett?
we're so back
MADDISON DOUBLE CENNY SMACKY STYLE GONNA BEND /cric/ OVER AND WE'RE GONNA LIKE IT
>>158145033who knew if you aim the ball toward the stump you can get tailenders out easily
>>158145332his high score is 22 mate. calm down
>>158145354SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH AND WATCH
>>158145296Based
>>158145314Travis "cazziepleaser" Fellatio
Well my friend, I can assure you it is not
>>158145314Its Head
>>158145369Yh should have realised with the neutral section
>>158145341No one, apparently. I was under the impression that the best way from the spread the field out and allows the tailenders to play aggressive run-scoring shots.
>>158145361you gonna apologise when he flops then yeah?
>>158145395won't need to marht
Sooothhe Efffrrikkah about to learn why he's called Maddinson and not Sanedison
In fairness Harmer is no rabbit, usually gets regarded as an all-rounder at county (even if primarily a bowler) and does quite a bit of white ball slogging.
The fact humans came up with chess kind of makes you hopeful The Earth will be lit as in two thousand years I reckon. We were just born to soon
>>158141725The boys all like to touch each other here, we want warm human interaction because our women are soulless cunts>>158141746Forgot this bullshit was even coming out
What isnt Nokia opening the bowling? instead of this husky all-rounder
>>158141725have you ever played sports? you become brothers when you go into battle -- you share everything
Holy based maddinson's on 10
Can my boyfriend Simon harmer please take an 8fer please
Oh well nearly 10
>>158145450true
>>158145421>The Earth will be lit as in two thousand years I reckonwhen we're all wiped out by SI?
patty unironically should have sent lyon and rennie out as openers get those SA some ptsd get their eyes twitching make em wake up in a hot sweat
zachy mate please bake an early to cuck countyspergwould be quality bants
God knows what the world will be like in 2000 years. There's this idea that if you dumped someone from the 1800s into the current world they would die or shock I think in two thousand years we will just be like plugged into some sort of machine, feeding us constant happiness Think NGE
these elite openers look sketched out and nervous
>>158145549there was a video game with the same concept, its called Far Cry 2
thanks for showing this, I had almost forgotten ithaha just kidding, I'll never forget this
why are there so many /v/ FREAKS on here lately? grow up (mario kart is allowed thoughbeit)
>>158145546As you requested sir >>158145607
>>158145549>There's this idea that if you dumped someone from the 1800s into the current world they would die or shockThey wouldn't, we have tribal people who are basically cave men still.
>>158145616based. he's gonna seethe :)
>zachy replying to himself again
>zachy replying to himself about replying to himself again
>>158145619we call them one nation voters
>zachy turning on a proxy to reply to himself about replying to himself about replying to himself again
>>158145595extremely selfless of labs to slow down his scoring and give head just enough time to secure his cenny
full days play doko
This had better be the last test played at Durban
>>158145672It's her turn sexist.
Orange > Pink > RedTalking about lollies of course
>>158145572spoiler that shit
