Game 5Da deciderGavin 'big rig' Williams vs Sean 'MGTOW' Burke
shit teams
I'm ready
word from my sources on the streets of Cleveland say theres a good chance this will be a rain affected game
Is it first to 3?
This will either be superb kino or a blow out slurper
Does anyone care about these teams even. Tampa gets a free pennant
Who deserves to win this?
ready for the white sox' choke conclusion
>>158133590As a doyerfag, I actually like all 4 other teams still alive. It's like the opposite of what happened in the NBA and NFL in there last final fours.
>>158133613unironically the Gssox barely beat us in the first 2 games. we made the sox look like shitters in the second 2 gamesplus they didnt clinch at home, probably got too in their heads (weakminded)
Nth for the white sox
I have no stakes in this so I'm hoping it'll be tense and kino but it'll be guards blowing out the sox
SOX
>>158133500This
>Anon the white Sox are on. Hold my hand
Post anime tiddies to support the White Sox
>>158133910rosensmol
>hate Chicago>love Christwat do
>>158134024the game is almost on bitch, fix up some appetizers for me and the boys
>>158134121Be a suburbanite
>>158134123im in the mood for garlic bread. with cheese if youre nasty
>>158134024>Gets kidnapped and raped by savages
dodgers
dodgers white sox WSstill a chance
>>158134024*holds your hand*
cracking open a can of V
I told Grandmother and Father McCann that if the White Sox lose tonight I won’t be coming to church tomorrow or any other Sunday because if the Sox lose tonight clearly Catholicism is not the true faith.
>his team is named after a bridge
>>158133475Seems like a perfect spot to bring in Big Game James
go go go sox
>>158134298vegemite?
>>158134145Want anything for dessert?
>>158134344nah, another aussie classic
>>158134363french toast if it isnt too much trouble.
>>158134344No, red miso
billy bob is a cards fan btw
>rolling for total Cleveland death
all this CHW/CLE series has proven is that the AL got fucked by having these teams as one of the playoff representatives. Yankees would have crushed them both.
SEX with lauren jbara
>>158134476why are they all named Lauren
>>158134456which animal is that a fecal sample from?
>>158134476>>158134493I'd Lauren her Jbara if you know what I mean
>Chicago is a patient team. they don't chaseI don't believe that for a second
>>158134476Lauren jbackshots
>>158134499Miso is beans
>>158134475>white indian
I just want to tell both teams good luck, we're all counting on you
Im watching multi view with college football
>>158134476That's my lawfully wedded wife>>158134509>>158134514I'll kill both of you maggot incels. Don't even look at her when she's on screen.
at least the Rays are getting plenty of rest
good crowd in injun land this should be an exciting game
Are the cum sox going to choke this away?
>noooo he cant just pitch again within 48 hrs>7 pitch inning to startvogt is a step ahead
what are the >75IQ posters predicting for this obvious game?
>>158134121If you really loved Christ you wouldn’t hate anyone
>inb4 reverse sweepScreen cap this
That lame jog to first base kek
>>158134499kek I thought someone would definitely write that
>>1581345975-3 White Sox win
>>158134597Guardians blowout
>>15813459720 extra innings with the White Sox winning from a murakami home run
>White Sox player>He's wearing black socks
>>158134631>>158134637I regret to inform that one of you is left tail...
>>1581345970-0 until the heat death of the universe
is it even possible to not sing along with Country Roads?
i cant tell if i like cottage cheese or hate it. im on my first tub and i can usually only eat a few bites before it starts tasting weird.
>>158134456im curious about the taste of natto, it seems like it is disgusting
>>158134688TO THE PLACEI BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>>158134710UPSTATE NEW YOOOOOOOORKHUDSON VALLEYYYYYYYYYYYY
the Genesis puppet is so cute :)
This game should have really been finished on Wednesday
>>158134691>cottage cheesehate
>>158134723lmao
>>158134744agreed. huge Sox fumble
>>158134688I went to a wedding where the daddy-daughter dance was to that song and everyone drunk sang along it was great. I wonder if the bride was pissed though but who cares. Had a lot to drink that night too it was great. Thumbs up. Ok now post.
>>158134723Howdy Neighbor
>>158134740it is :))
williams is dealing
is murakami doing that on purpose with his ass
>>158134659are you statisticspie?
I need up to 2 (two) danbooru tags to search together for research
vibe doesn't feel good for the white sox
His butt is huge
>moronkwabi
more like kwabakami but I hope the white sox win
>sox swinging at everythingpls no
>>158134793they've got to get to the bullpen
It’s not looking good soxbros
>BeniTendiesThe Sox are punting this series
>>158134760apologize>>158134776based fren. whereabouts you from? I'm actually a downstate city rat but I love traveling/hiking upstate. I want to go salmon fishing soon
Is it fun to play baseball?
You wanna order a pizza?
this guys in their head
Where are the White Sox fans at? Not even any bandwagoners? At this point I want them to lose because it seems like nobody cares about them.
>benintendi in a playoff gameoh man I forgot he existed
choke up
>>158134829sure
>>158134785This
>>158134585GUARDSBRO????
>>158134827standing in the box is one of the most horrifying places you can be
Once they pull williams due to analytics it's over
>>158134829we're making white bread pizza with kraft singles in the microwave
Pete Alonso would wreck both this scrub pitchers
>>158134827'bout as fun as skinnin' some potatoes with the family
>>158134826I grew up near the east branch of the croton but I live far away now
>Ron Darling in the boothit's kino
They just hackin at everything aren't they
>>158134859any mlb team should hire me to say analyze deez nuts when a retarded decision is about to be made
>>158134865>American flavored sandwich slices>american flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food nigga what the fuck are you eating if you eat that
Is this a tiny stadium or is it just the appearance of the stands?
>>158134870I think that every game I watch
was gonna go to the store to get some snackies but the game might be over by the time I get back
>>158134878very nice. hope you get to visit now and thendo you like where you live now?
>>158134829Yea, I'll take one with mushrooms, salami, banana peppers, lime, anchovies, and Canadian bacon. I don't have cash on me, but I can get you back bro
>>158134912>mushrooms, salami, banana peppers, lime, anchovies, and Canadian bacon
>>158134912>Banana peppersWhy is it so good on pizza tho
Hope the white sox win. I want them to be this years miracle team
Sad to see the white sux run come to an end when it was just getting seriousBut I'm much more upset that the most boring team in the league is going to the CS.
>>158134772I don't trust people that don't get hammered at weddings tbqhwyf
>>158134911Yes.
When will one of these teams score a run?
Cum Sox have no fans
>>158134912
Absolutely would a hag Jennifer Garner.
>>158134932Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chivesPepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
>>158134972this is what I think black women eat every night
Let's go Sox!
>>158134956oh shit you're in Oregon? good for you man. I hope to visit one day. seems like an absolutely beautiful stateI really want to spend a few months seeing the Pacific Northwest. just driving all over and exploring/camping
This is a Mets thread?!?
>>158134976She's seems like the most boring possible sex ever type
>pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives!
>We gotta keep it goin>Yeah just gotta get the bat to the ball>Yeah just gotta keep it goin>Yeah thanksEvery mid game interview that's totally necessary apparently
>>158134899Whenever I see a foid with a newer looking book I dont recognize I just assume it’s some “6’4 billionaire vampire Minotaur falls in love with random woman and has rough sex with her” goonslop
Gamely reminder that the Guardians have the worst stadium in the history baseball
damn i want white sox but I forgot about bazza and who doesn't love a bazz bomb
On baseball island, Jennifer Garner sits in the front row, every game, in her Elektra costume.
It was like 80 degrees in chicago today. Is winter happening this eyar?
>>158134972If the Krusty Krab did pizza
>>158134994aren't you the guy that thinks Nolan McLean stinks
>>158135007I’m a girl and I love books like that
>>158134994every thread is a Mets thread
I'm going to start pretending to be a white sox fan if no one starts rooting for them, this is grim. It's like two people.
That pitch was straight down the dick. How the fuck did that slanty eyed Australian miss it?
4-5-6
Please no rain delay.
why does he look like a rabidly angry retarded caveman when in the box
>>158135041Sorry NO OVERPAID WASHOUTS ALLOWED, please leave
>>158135007yea those are the books that girls read
>travis bazinga
>>158135032I'm going to strangle your waifu
>>158135007do tell >>158135048
>>158135048maybe he wasn't looking fastball or was fooled by the spinor he just sucks balls
>>158135068Rape in a baseball way
Wow what an exciting game with nail bitingly close happenings!
>>158135038Nolan McLean, Sean Manea all them man yes
>>158135082id say probably the first
>>158135045I'm rooting for the white sox. The Guards have the longest championship drought in the majors. If they win, it will make >ours look worse
>>158135071please don'tshe doesn't like that
>>158135096we need you to change your mind
Jose Ramirez = Washed up BITCHThey'll NEVER let you Cooperstown, boy. Not on your life.
>>158135094
>>158135082Maybe he's just an Australian playing USAball
First retard moment!
>>158135116isn't he basically a lock at this point? I say let him in just for punching out that jackie anderson
Metsbros, are we gonna get to 85 wins next year?
Can we actually have a chance?
This game is proof that the AL central should fold
Lots of disabled people in this Cleveland crowd
>Empty seats in the first row
Oh my god its going to get delayed isn't it fuck this shit
If I'm an mlb coach in post season I'm telling these retards not to challenge until the 7th
wouldn't a wet ball giga nerf hitting
These retards really have yet to figure out when to use their challenges. It's hard to believe.
The rain is coming
we got this
>>158135143I think so
>227 Ks>31 HRs>sub .700 OPSare Sox fans happy with that kind of production from their SS or is this a case where counting stats mean less than production?
>>158135158rain delay followed by extra innings ad infinitum
My name is Boxxy
Can the White Sox just win this?They're a joke they'd be such an easier matchup.
>hang curve balls down the pipe>Caught lookingyeah, its over
>>158135134In the same way that undeserving dipshit Kimbrel is, I guess.
these niggas swinging at crazy shit
>>158135184I sometimes wonder why she ended up being the 4chan postergirl. she's a firm Ohio 6
>>158135177he'd have to walk a lot more to be considered productive with only 31 hr in a full 162 and a sub .200 avg
Imagine living in Cleveland
>>158135198We need a Milwaukee 7
Why doesn’t God let the white Sox win
>>158135198That was unattainable for anyone on 4chan at the time, anything higher than that would have been a total stacy
>>158135173atta 'non, put good into the universe :)>>158135200agreed, sub .700 OPS with 30+ HRs highlights a really flawed approach
>>158135209I'd rather be Indian
As soon as the guards score that's game
why am I getting ads about trannies in Ohio when I live multiple states away
Someone shoot Soren.
>I was groomed in the internetThat’s on you tranny don’t blame Sherrod Brown
>>158135212
Why don't they just... hit the ball?
Wow I think my stream is from Ohio and I just saw an anti trans ad. Really glad to not live in a swing state desu since we don't get these ads
Slurper
>>158135240kek it's a politcal ad and it was hilarious
voted for sherrod brown yesterday. the ads were the decider
Vote for Vivek
>AI anime med adsGrim future
>>158134983
>chatGPT, Kalshi, Tranny identity politics Imagine being a flyover state boomer who watches TV 5 hours a day just constantly having this shoved down their throat
I vote for candidates that support trans rights
At what point do we just make both these teams forfeit and let the rays go to the world series?
>>158135297anyways go cubs
>>158135287Apparently it's not AI, but rather animated by a Swedish studio.
>>158135301This.
go ahead. challenge.
What we drinking tonight
>>158135301thats just what will happen next series anyway
D E L A Y E DEL AYED
>>158135222witness'dI think people sometimes underrate all the tits we saw on /b/. I remember this one really hot girl that ate her own period blood over multiple live threads. gross as fuck but she was way hotter than Boxxy
>>158135305
>>158135297What are some trans rights that are in danger of being taken away?
>>158135322dibs on the olive oil
>>158135322I had malort for the first time a few weeks ago and it has to be a joke
>>158135322water and herbal tea
>>158135295Ohioans are straight-up cattle. I don't believe they're more sentient than a house cat.
>>158135322You fucking psychopath. I had some of that shit in Chicago.
>>158135287Sounds like somebody isn’t innovating in the name of the pursuit of happiness…
I'm convinced Koshien players have better fielding.
>>158135340my right to read picture books to the kids in kindergarten
>>158135212>Milwaukee 7
Why don't they allow AI to write erotic short srories
Good challenge.
>>158135378that ass is easily a New York 9 and AT LEAST a Miami 8.5
Mura... Kami.... do something... please...
>>158135378PHATHAT
>>158135349>>158135364Many are saying it's an acquired taste
>>158135378That's a man
>I feel like the pitcher that goes the longest will give his team the best chance to win Smoltz is such a retard
Go sox
>>158135240Apparently it's cheaper to just advertise on national sports broadcasts since nobody watches anything else anymore.
>>158135412Its not. It tastes like shit and you're supposed to act like it's cool because it tastes like shit.
>>158135419Smoltz isn't on tonight my brother
>>158135378what does sex with a big ass feel likeI've only had flat women
OH MY SCIENCE HONEY GET THE CAMERA ITS LIBERTY BIBERTY
Another Guardians game, another slurper. WE CAN'T LET THIS TEAM GO TO THE ALCS
>>158135378Now show us her butthole
If the white sox one wasn't a swing that wasn't either.But the umpires love the underdog story...
This series has been dogshit
>>158135440wouldn't that make it more expensive? or is it cheaper per person?
>>158135455bags of sand
>>158135378poop LITERALLY comes from that butt
>>158135322I'm probably going to have 6 of 7 diet cokes.
>>158135349>>158135364Its actually my first time having it. Its bad for sure, but I think I see the appealI get why the clerks at the liquor store thought I was a psycho for getting this and fernet at the same time though
>>158135455come to Miami or go to Latin America and find out
>>158135470It's because Cleveland was allowed in
>>158135470Why she looking at the camera like that tho
>>158135470If the Rays don't save us from the Dodgers baseball is ruined forever.
>>158135449Oh right it's Ron Darling, that makes even more sense
>>158135456How far Geico has fallen
>>158135456I can't stop laughing at this comment
>>158135468both of these teams are underdogs because they're both hot garbage
>>158135484*strawberry soft-serv
no matter how many cute mormon missionary girls you send my way, I'm not converting
I'm gonna watch the shit out of the new Harry Potter. finna be comfymaxxing all Christmas
time to lock in
>>158135491I get the appeal of it being bad and having a shot at the bar. Buying a whole bottle of it is retarded
>>158135470whole postseason has. cant remember a single moment
>>158135486What are you saving the seventh one for?
what were all those K's for?
>>158135500remember that they gotta speak to the lowest common denominator for national broadcasts. a lot of people that don't watch baseball and have basically no idea about the rules or strategy other than "hit ball with bat"you should watch Ron on a Mets broadcast. he is peak color
>>158135474Playoff sports, NFL, are the most expensive to run ads for, but since that's the only thing people watch you just dump your tv ad budget into live sports from september - november.
>>158135538you might just be retarded too
>>158135519Oh my heckin science, it's Alysa Liu
I want nothing to do with Gavin Williams Sox need to win this game
>>158135540that ones for allah
whisper in my ear whos dealing
>>158135536Yes, I anticipate this to have a very long shelf life at my house. I dont think any bars near me would carry malort, im in kansas
>>158135562what happened to the rays shortstop named williams did he pan outpicrel failed prospects of yore
>>158135562He has so many hung curves down the middle for strikes, the sox are just making him look good
how did Williams create a monster spike in his K rate in his 4th year? did he change up his arsenal or delivery? that curve's got a ton of depth with that over-arm delivery but I imagine that was always the case
>>158135583Williams is dealing
Why did the left decide to make AI data centers a political issue?
>>158135495No Latinx baddies are the worst thing about Australia. only fugly chinks and even fuglier jeets
> He's throwing strikes!I clearly can't see that, thanks for clarifying
>>158135546It's for his Racism level, it goes up every strike out
>>158135615nah thats just wrongtheres a LOT of south americans in australia
>>158135602iirc he started getting a lot of Ks partway through his 3rd year. Or at least he would flash the potential with big K numbers in single games
>>158135595Carson Williams? He seems to be a bust as it stands right now
THEY JUST KEEP STRIKING OUT
>nine strikeouts through four innings
Popesox will need to score some runs if they want to advance to the ALCS.
>>158135615I sold an american express card to an aussie over the phone and got hard while she talked to me
cmon sux put up a fight, taking a backwards k in an elimination game is beyond embarrassing
>>158135322Pabst
>>158135615I love Asian women and have seen a few beautiful subcontinentals in my day. but the variety in America is def absolute prime. I think only Brazil outdoes us since everyone there, no matter her complexion, has a fat ass
>>158135597Again, never made it past tee ball.
>>158135630yeah thats the guy. I remember seeing his hit tool being the lowest, which usually spells bust
when does something happen
>>158135583I thought that meme was for when a pitcher implodes
>>158135666on the 28th inning
>>158135615how can you say this about the country that produced yasmina khan, mia z, and that one asian chick with the great tits whose gif always gets posted here
>>158135322>>158135491Fernet Branca is the most tryhard pseud drink I know. I have no idea what Malort is.
>>158135322scotch but I wish I had rum, rum is kino americans just decided that bacardi and cap morgan are the only two rums even though they are both disgusting
>>158135666strikeouts are something, satan
>>158135657Get this man a true
>>158135679im autistic adjacent
AHHHH SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS YOU DOGSHIT TEAMS
Ez 5 game sweep for the Rays next round
rain delay time
A SINGLE AND CLEAVAND EXPLODES, I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING
I hope the teams don't score. Pitchers duels are the ultimate cazzie filter
fellas, we're getting a classic pitcher's duel with tons of Ks. that's one of the best parts of baseball. I'm a little sad to know /mlb/ doesn't seem to appreciate pitcher's duels
>no hit watch
I thought ALDS was AIDS for a minute
>>158135723I'm at the game and haven't watched a single Guardians game since the postseason in 2024.
uh oh stinky
THE SODFATHER IS ON OUR PAYROLL
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It's over.
finally
God BTFO
Fuck
The Pope is such a fucking fraud.
ITS FUCKING OVER
It's early
>Guardians advance to the ALCS
fug
I fucking love you Jose God damn
its over
damn injuns
kek its happening again
>it was 2 games to none
man laser beam dingers by Ramirez the last 2 games. he might go on a tear in the next series and make it interesting if the Indians advance
bros locked in
ridiculous he run, he dug that out of the ground
homer an inch off the dirt lmao. this dude is goated
>>158135786
What a cool dead ball
home run swings look like THAT?!
lel bum ass witesix ggs
crazy how ramirez had an ass season but won man of the match for games 3 and 4 and now looking like game 5
The baseball gods are overdue in owing us that Cleveland-Los Angeles WS we were promised in 2017
not a hr at miller park im afraid
>>158135816>>158135817gotta respect a man who extends a hometown discount to be a franchise player. says a lot about one's character
>IT WAS 2-0>IT'S CURRENTLY 2-0
>>158135826Cal did it over 60 times last year
>>158135816*home run
they think they have it in the bag
His morale gone kek
>>158135847You now remember Cal Raleigh
lebrons better than jordan btw
how can one man be so based?
>>158135687Agreed, captain is way too much vanilla and bacardi just tastes like rubbing alcohol to me. Mount gay (lmao) is usually my go to
It's over I'm afraid
lol god has forsaken chicago again
White Sux
>>158135847that fat redditor will be playing bananaball this time next year
>>158135878>unifying force in the locker room>doesnt speak a lick of english
Adell is a lot faster than he looks
>JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE... JOOOOOSE JOOOOOSEOne of the coolest sports chants of all time.
Fielding sucks
>>158135878>ywn blue shell jose ramirez to win the clubhouse mario kart tournament
>>158135882For me? It's Appleton Estate
cum shitter kek
>>158135893autistic-adjacent post
why is there always a ching chong at first base
>>158135908you dont get blue shells unless you're at the back of the pack
Bazzana's batting stance is so gay kek
>>158135893homo erotic horseplay is a universal language
This crowd is kino
>>158135893Everyone in MLB speaks English, even the JapsThey just don't speak it to reporters because it's easier to not put their foot in their mouth accidentally
This might be the greatest swing all season. What the actual FUCK is this? IMAGINE NOT THINKING JRAM IS HIM.
>>158135878>asking teammates for loose change just to pull out a massive wad of his own cashuhh idgi. whats the joke
>>158135928Blessed Iwaki hit
Why would the angles give up Adell for a above average 23 year old catching prospect?
I guess you could say this pitcher is getting JOSED
>>158135833Look up Travis hafners career and downfall.. essentially the same injury Jose had this year.
>>158135928Bro, he scienced the SHIT out of that baseball.
>>158135922i play prison rules
>>158135898It's not exactly original, but it is cool.
>>158135928Caminero-esque. Well done.
Anyone have the webm of Jose Ramirez knocking that dude out
>>158135908for me it's lightning and then squishing every midget kart
>>158135527That’s okay, the point wasn’t to convert you anyway. It's about gaslighting the missionaries themselves to instill an emotional dependency on the church.
>>158135685because for every one of those you see 10,000+ fugly fish face glasses wearing shapeless bodied pimply chinks waddling around any major metropolitan area
>>158135973No, it has been erased from the internet
>>158135952mum warned me about people like you
>>158133475Sox trannies… it’s over
>MLB enforces at least 3 franchise player contracts for every teamthere, I just fixed baseball
>losing the series after being 2-0Does the pope blessings run out or it is just a meme white Sox moment?
>hump day Geico adWhat fucking year is it??
>>158135981I could become emotionally dependent on a nice gril
cum shitter couldnt do what gavin is doing on such little rest
>>158135989I believe your figures require a reassessment sir
gavin williams looks like trevor bauer
>>158136014Classic chokesox moment
>>158136019the goys can have a little nostalgia as a treat
Gavin Williams is having a greater postseason than Yoshi Yamamoto
>>158135989those are the ones with heart <3
>>158135878>is known for playful antics, such as jokingly asking teammates for loose change just to pull out a massive wad of his own cash, or lightly whacking players on the head if they>are ignoring the team to stare at their phones.>is known for playful antics, such as jokingly asking teammates for loose change just to pull out a massive wad of his own cash, or lightly whacking players on the head if theyare ignoring the team to stare at their phones.based
Cum shitter kek
Kek, cum shitter
hey try hitting the ball
Jesus take the wheel
White sox Sama.... Wake up..... 2hu needs you to fight back.... Wake up..... Please....
dude shits cum on the mound lmao
>>158136019All the shitty DEI style ads are currently producing negative value. You may have noticed they're back to trying to actually sell some stuff, but GEICO has nothing to actually sell, so the thing that makes most sense is to rewind time.
>>158136088>Everything I dislike is DEIGo to /v/
>muh DEI stopped reading there
>Ditka dies>whos choke >Q50 murder solved by reddit instead of usHappy Columbus day I guess
>>158135908you fuckers have a pepe for everything
slipping away...
>>158136104You are right, I don't like it.
>Movement in the Guards bullpen
>>158135981now I feel bad for those cuties. I might even listen to their nonsense next time instead of pretending I'm not home
>>158136127Ok, what's DEI to you?
>>158136120>Q50 murder solved by reddit instead of usWhat's this about?
>>158136076It's fucking over.
>>158136146not sure
>>158136143Niggers = automatically brave and stunning, white men = weak and stupid, let's just be a big globohomo family, no products mentioned.
>>158136160Murakami killed someone?
>>158136143Leftist jewish propaganda designed to incite racial/identity politic slapfighting between amerimutts>Inb4 chinkspy accusations
>>158136126will mlb rig against the doyers for hatewatching viewership or rig for them to get the salary cap? those are the only two options in my head
>>158136003If it resembles the franchise tag in NFL, there's no way the players agree to it.
>>158136177he might've been the one murdered? not sure
>>158136143DEI in simplest terms is rejection of meritocracy and replacing it with equity. The real conversation you're looking for is probably a few pages long.
https://archive.is/C32B8>“Too long,” he shouts, before retreating to his locker, smacking the back of a bystander’s head along the way.>Who is this guy who asks teammate Will Benson every day what time the game starts, who changes his phone number at least once a month, who chews an M&M cookie as he randomly offers a reporter his forthcoming playoff share?>the kid whose primary task was running arrived at Comerica Park for his major-league debut… without his shoes. He had to borrow white cleats from the Tigers’ clubhouse staff, and those shoes were two sizes too big.>Ramírez is the undisputed Mario Kart king. He cruises along with the spike-shelled Bowser character, and he’ll play only one particular set of tracks, the Mushroom Cup (the grouping that includes Moo Moo Farm and Koopa Troopa Beach).>This summer, Ramírez challenged anyone in the clubhouse to a Mario Kart duel. He suggested a couple of teammates play him for $100. When no one took him up on his offer, he raised the stakes to $1 million and then $2 million.>He’s been known to invite minor leaguers over to his residence during spring training, solely to obliterate them in MLB The Show. He always plays as Cleveland and always sets the game to its most demanding settings.>He challenged reporters to ping-pong in the center of the clubhouse one afternoon this summer. After he hit a few volleys, a reporter spiked the ball back at him. “OK, you’re better than me,” he said as he gently laid down his racket and the ball beside the net.>His crown jewel, though, is the gold chain he wears that features a photo of himself wearing the same chain. the guy sounds deranged
>>158136226autistically adjacent mk preference
I like how in Cleveland there is a giant fucking wall behind home platewhat other ballparks are like that
just so many strikeouts
>waste management commercial while showing chicago managerskek
I don’t like seeing cute anime girls in pornographic situationsbaseball team for this feel?
>>158136074I drive like this
DONT BE A HERO PETEY
>>158136246I thought there used to be seats there but they changed it for some reason, which seems dumb
greedy fuck
got too greedy
>>158136246Gotta protect the fans from unnecessary flinching
Chokeago vs. Retardians.
white sox more like white suxoriginal do not steal
broski thought he was him fr fr no cap
Kek what a waste. Should've stayed in 2nd
dude pulled an austin wells
Lmao fucking retard
>>158136261cleveland mate, they're a real mans team
>pulling an Austin Wells
Thats how I baserun in baseball 9
>>158136261The Sacramento Athletics
Haha what a dumbass
Muh triple
great throw by meidroth there
>Austin Wells base runnings
dumb baserunning out could be a momentum turner
>>158136261Obviously the "guardians"... Too much rule 34 of chief wahoo so they changed the name to some statues in Cleveland that clevelanders didn't even know existed
>>158135566Never. I am a good Catholic, so I support the White Sox. Deus Vult!
>>158136316Let's hope so, i want a close back and forth game
>>158136317>rule 34 of chief wahoo
You’re allowed to make the second out at third base
>>158136167Oh grow up. Do you say this shit at work?>>158136178BUZZWORDS>>158136212And?
new barance we got now
>>158136337haram
>>158136340>Tone policing and not an argument
>>158136340go have this conversation with an AI or on your own /pol/ thread faggot
>>158136330This is already as close a game as possible desu.. that retard str golf swing from jram was an anomaly (even though he crushes low and inside). This game easily could be 0-0 1 hit to 0
thats enough for williams, get hunter jihaddis into the game
who is gonna watch a commercial about a horny guy dog and girl dog and think yeah i want a red bull
>>158136245>>158136226you think he's got an AV to HDMI converter or he's forcing them all to play with the half second input latency on HD TVs? kek
>>158136340
>>158136337S-sexy!
>>158136381hes south american, he pirated the game and an emulator and he's playing it off a shitty laptop
>>158136246Worst behind home plate in baseball. Worst feature of Progressive Field.
>>158136104>>158136113I swear bros pol was a mistake>>158136146>MacauIdk bro I heared Chinese were very antisemite and racist as fuck>>158136340Buzzwords is all those retards know and say>>158136330It seems unfortunately that will be like the last 2 gamesSox choking and Cleveland pulling away 10-0
>>158136368What are you even saying lol?>>158136372Sorry, I'm not stupid enough to go on /pol/.>>158136391Hi Bob.
Bring him back
SUPA MAN THAT HO
Nice pitch faggot
>>158136406It was an Epstein psyop
BASEDRUNNER
does a buzzword of all bullwords contain a buzzword of itself?
>>158136402Worst stadium name ever. Jacobs field had soul. Progressive field just instills images of that fat retarded cunt Flo
>Requiem for a Dream music
gav doesn't even look tired
>>158136417I legitimately would have been satisfied with the spiders. Wouldn't bitch about it and would actually call them the spiders. They went with the worst name possible and as a result, me and a huge chunk of Cleveland fans still call them the Indians in casual conversation
>>158136416You have to pretend to not know exactly what we're saying, faggot. At least we have the balls to actually say shit. Fuck off and die in a car crash along with Kurt Suzuki.
just bought a curse on etsy to break the nh'er
>>158136433hard to beat guaranteed rate field
chief wahoo's nose looks a little sus
>>158136449HGH does that for you
>>158136463Whatever schizo.
What if a pitcher preferred silence when locked in, would the stadium encourage fans to quiet down
>>158136406Ops meant>>158136178>>158136459I'm pretty sure they haven't due some copyright they don't wanted to payManfred forbid the owners pau 10cents more foe a patent someone else brought
Come on White Sox, where are their bats?
>>158136416I'm thinking reddit might be more your speed lil guy
>>158136459Guardians (just like washington DC going to Commanders) feels so corpo-safe that it just ruins it
>>158136459>me and a huge chunk of Cleveland fans still call them the Indians in casual conversationIt's the way to go. There's absolutely no shame in the word indian. I call them the Indians too.
Why do mlb threads not have hornyposting?
>>158136500>cum demanders
Need Vargas more than we've ever needed him before.
>>158136512I prefer Pajeet
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
uh oh, 'dians
>>158136494Gay. They used to be called the spiders for fuck sakes. Copyright law is wayyyyy overkill in this country.
>>158136399you're being a miserable racist all thread for no reason. it's a Sunday. take a break from yourself
>>158136496How about a prison cell for you? :)
>>158136518Recker gets posted constantly
>>158136518the game is beautiful enough
>>158136537retard theres two aussies in here today
CAM ON POPESOX
>>158136541based
Fallout: New Vargas
Vargas slammit
>>158136538>Seething so hard he's gonna call the police because people told him to go to reddit Pretty extra lil fella
worrisome moment in the game
This pitcher's done. Cleveland playing with fire here
>>158136545nice try but your country simply isn't capable of supporting two internet connections at the same time. now stop being a chud and watch the game
VARGAS HOME RUN
>>158136518we do
>>158136545too hard to track which one is which so I just have to assume you're the same one
it's starting to unravel
>>158136566fuck up cunt
>bases loaded for munestrikeout
fuck this ump bro
>>158136559Idiot didn't know sarcasm.
popesox....?
/mlb/ is a milf genny
>>158136581acting hard online isn't gonna make your life better Maynard. it just shows how frustrated you are with yourself
please
Fucking ump
All eyes of the Southside and Japan on this AB now
>murakami legacy AB
ITS ON
Here we go bros. Will anime triumph in Ohio, or be snuffed out forever?
Pitching or batting what is better
>>158136570Women with big arms are gross. Trampoline booty is nice and all but I don't wanna worry about my cock popping off in her hand from that 150lb grip strength
>walking the bases loaded
here comes >MuraKKKWABi
I love that Vargas didn't challenge that 4th pitch that was called a strike. he wanted a chance to smash the ball. gamer move
Thread?
>>158136601Kamisama.....
>>158136616this
baking....
>>158136595>I was only pretending to be a retarded faggot!Classic
i should take zepbound
>>158136644>>158136644>>158136644>>158136644useless the lot of ya
Hackman-sama...
more cummy
sigh
send him back to china
>>158136532>Copyright law is wayyyyy overkill in this country.I do agree, but the problem is less copyright and more the desire of teams owners to be cheapasses as much possibleRemember this why they are pushing for a lockout after this season, beacuse owners want a salary cap
>>158134409Peewee
