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>whitesox>RISPPick one
It's over for anime. I'm throwing out my figurines
>muraKWABi
SIT THE FUCK DOWN WALK THE FUCK OFF
Such a poor game from Murakami.
cam on murakami hit a grand slam
poorakwabi
Guardians might screw this up
Friggin BUM.
>does nothing
That was their chance. Game over. What a fucking chokejob
Wow this Jap is so good a game changer
>>the @CleGuardians have promoted Ilana Mishkin and Alyssa Nakken to prominent leadership roles in player developmentIt's that easy
bros... I fear Murakami has been solvedhe really can't catch up to fastballs...
Anime lost…
Its over. The pope ruined it for us
>>158136662They could have made the ALCS on this side of the bracket tbqh.
>chokesox load bases the just to get out 3 yet again
munteka needs to seppuku
>Guardians advance to the ALCS
>MuraKKKWABi
>>158136695and Obama and Ben Shabipo
How does he miss that?
>>158136688
>>158136685wtf is this hairstyle. it's giving dunce cap
Stupid jap, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES MORE WHAT THE FUCK!! FUCK!
>>158136704he must commit public harry caray
>>158136677The Indians, I mean... heh
>>158136695i think relying on celebrity supporters to generate some "soul" for your team is a meme and thus a bad idea
>>158136711Postseason baseball exposes all the statpadding shitters.
>>158136712Wow I look like that, and do that for the guardians
>>158136712
村上ちゃん、大丈夫ですか?
I fucking hate Jose Ramirez' face. That fat bulldog Indio face
Murakami's biggest contract offer will be 3x25 after next year
>>158136720It's the raving progressive cunt feminist look. Shocked she didn't have the bull ring
>ball outside the box>called strikesomeone help me out
>>158136688>>158136712"player development" in 2026 means reading spreadsheets and running statistical models so it really doesn't matter if the person in charge actually played baseball or not
>American sports need to goad the crowd into starting chants and songsGrim.
Umps dominating this game.
>>158136755He sure is girthy
>>158136774umps giveth and umps taketh away
>>158136774It is a ball but they do not have any challenges remaining.
>>158136757Hey, fuck you buddy.
>>158136778She's clearly on the field with sunglasses and a baseball in her hand. retarded rajesh.
>>158136797Don't call me buddy, pal.
>>158136757Same, and I'm tired of people acting like he's some kind of star when all his team ever does is beat up on a shit division and then get embarrassed by real teams in the playoffs. Fuck Cleveland.
>>158136774Their dumb ass catcher used up all their challenges. Ramirez never seems to use them anyways
I keep having to remind myself that baseball players are not athletes. Especially pitchers..
>>158136755もうだめだこりゃあ
Which player makes you feel it?
Umpies are DEALING
>>158136830Anthony Vito Recker
>woman voice: stop. this is simpli safe.
LOT of game left
>>158136812Plz stop buly :(
>>158136778And those spreadsheets tells you about the player himself, right?
>>158136828Don't give up! Not the 7th inning yet!
>Stop. This is Simply Safe.Lmao yeah that'll really definitely prevent the nigaboos from jacking your shit
>>158136830
>war.goybit on the nose innit?
>>158136755ゴミ箱人ですよね
>>158136853doesn't matter when it's against the White SoKKKKKKKKKKKs
>>158136812the guardians were sold out by their closer gambling against the team vs the yankees. stop your jew shit.
White Sox strikeouts
>>158136644a s-tream for me would be great. im a 45yo old fag who is a diehard sox fan. i live out of state now tho!
>>158136895streamed dot pk
Brenton Doyle and Andrew Benentendi have done fuck all this whole series......
>>158136862That's right, that's right
>>158136853Hit the road dude. This is priiivate propahty
>>158136887What's sad to me is this team would have one if not the best bullpens ever with clase on the team.
>>158136778What's your problem? You ever had a job?
why do they call it the stretch
>>158136862No, they're done. Mentally halfway to cancun already.
challenge a check swing when?
The Phillies wish they had Guardians level pitching
Thanks for nothing faggot benny
>>158136926doesnt the swing check system make it much more batter friendly
based bananaman
>>158136899thank you aussie bro; you're definitely our greatest ally
Here we go!
What's wrong with the white Sox offense why are they all swinging and missing so much?
>>158136950Don't look up old school check/no swings
>>158136950extremely, most umps go by if your bat head passes the front of the plate or if your wrists turn over
>>158136924All the bussy that gets stretched at the piss trough.. after 7 innings, all the beer and phallic shaped hotdogs get the fans hot n heavy
>>158136887Clase pitched in 3 games that series. One of them was won by Cleveland, and one of them he didn't give up any runs. But sure, he's the reason the Indians lost.
Here we go!With a bunt
>>158136961Apparently Cleveland's pitchers are on fire
HUNTER GODDIS
Can’t believe the Sox are choking
watching these retards strike out 20 times makes me so proud of my Rays and their lowest strikeout rate in the majors
Pope, now’s the time to cast any final boons you have in reserve.
>>158136961Cleveland throws a fuckload of Ks, and the white sox swing and miss a TON
What a nasty strikeout.
Squirrelly Montgomery
>can't even move past 1stYeah this shit is over asf
>>158136994Based Rays supporter
all Montgomery does is strike out?
>>158136644It’s over…
perfect pitch
The white sox are losing their catholic virginity kek
Bro these pitchers are getting way too cocky
>KKKolsonI can't really be too mad since it's expected and he's actually been better than the regular seasonGrichuk and Beni have been painful to watch at the plate
>>158136994That will be the #1 reason the rays beat the Indians in the alcs
>he actually thought the Pope was about winning
>>158136995I already cursed them there's nothing he can do
We need to just ban the Indians from the playoffs in the next CBA. This shit is ridiculous. Most boring fucking team in baseball.
>>158136961Pitchers throwing fire and you've gotta swing at pitches you otherwise wouldn't if you weren't down in an elimination game.
>>158137016With the sox swinging for the fences, this isn't surprising.
glad to see werewolf+ is finally getting recognition
lowe to walk, bazzana to homer
>Be montgomery >Don't swing and shake head at every strike call with 2 challenges left
Saar Gemini still exists
I'm gay, go sox
>The Black Sox>Brought to you by Kalshi
oh no no no
>>158137065>>>/fit/
Keep spilling the spaghetti why dont you.
>>158137045it's a good thing he didn't waste a challenge there thoughthe man loves to watch dick level fastballs go by and swing at shit in the dirt
>white sux
Error...
>montcuminme
Rack 'em up
Can anyone still defend Colson anymore?
Fielding seems a lot lazier or give up like in MLB? I
Is Sherrod Brown a cubs fan?
>I was groomed by strangers online>This is a politicans faultkek kwab
>>158137113I mean there's more Dominicans than ever
>>158137088Apparently he sucks at defense too. Can Cholowsky make it here by the 9th inning?
based, total troon death
>>158137134It appears soIt appears so
>Muh troons>Muh AI ED pills>Back to backWhat would be the hat trick?
>>158137079Wtf even is this sea sickness commercial
>nu banance, gi dem nao
>>158137163kevin hart ad for a gambling platform
>>158137163Liberty Biberty
>>158137163Sydney or Megan Fox. instead shohei saved us with new barance
>Drugs for motion sickness How about just stay off boats. It's not that hard these days
Can the sox do anything?
>>158137168They gave the AI a prompt and literally took the first thing it gave them.
>>158137197strike out
>>158137168I know>THE SPECTRE OF SEASICKNESS YET HAUNTS AMERICA' SEAMEN TO THIS VERY DAYNegro what?
>>158137197They can strike out.Think they set an ALDS record and are about to set a single game record too.
>>158137190Me nan got motion sickness riding in cars... Women are the worst man
Rays will get the pennant anyway we all knew this
Absolute blooter
LGTSS>muh pope>muh drunk chinaman>muh magic wandFuck you Shitcago
B L O O P
BLOOPLOOPAND ABLASTLAST
Another strikeoutOnly 3 more for the record
The Pope is disappointed
>>158137251Cheated. Caminero and yandy were the Indians and you gave us busted goods in bauers who didn't figure shit out until this year. No matter what, if the rays win the Al, it's tainted.
>>158137266They just need to choke up faggot. 6 singles in an row coming up as the Sox just learned a new strategy
>>158137303They didn't learn anything
blown save incoming
>>158137303The preferred nomenclature is "sack up"
>>158137318Many are saying this
>>158137318Not with these Ks
LMFAO
Can we just see a white sox homer please?
I wanna give her a split with my finger if you know what I mean
I unironically want him to single so the china man can strike out again
Soxbros, how the FUCK did it come to this?
This is patheticJust hit the ball?
I don't know if you can get fucked by a curveball harder than that lol
Cade has nasty shit. Wish that cock gobbler clase was still on the team.. he was even better.
Smith is dealing. White Sox are about to hit the road dood. This is priiivate propahty
Reminder that the Indians got swept by the fucking Mets at home. Reminder that the Indians lost the season series to the Yankees for the umpteenth time in a row.Reminder that the Indians would be a sub .500 team in any other division.
Why don’t they steal bases?
>>158137311You're right
its over. smoke up
>>158137368Would have been awesome if she cracked him in the head with that late swing
Have the White Sox considered not striking out at a record breaking pace?
HOW many strikeouts?
The Catholic faith has a half an inning of baseball to save itself, otherwise it’s well and truly over. Had a good 2k years but all aura is gone.
>>158137417Reminder that they're called the Guardians.
>beating the astros was their world series
>sluggers win rin-ACK
whats next? the dog in the turban?
that's game
it's so over
I'm going to cry brosWhy didn't they even try to prepare for this game? Why are they doing nothing but striking out? Being a White Sox fan hurts so much
>>158137438saved
>>15813744890s indians already proved that theory wrong bro. Literally the most stacked lineups in the history of the game
>>158137368it's so funny how these girls are paid to look and act retarded so that subhumans like you can prevent your own suicide for a week or so longer. except they often give you a dose of girls looking and acting retarded every week. so you stay alive. which upsets me.
>>158137458the Guardians are just that good
hard to win with 0 runs. not sure how they'll pull it off.
>Sean Nukemkek
>>158137458At least you won a world series in yours or your parents lifetimes....
The guards mindfucked them in game 3 and they never recovered
>Grickuk in right fieldWhat could go wrong
>>158137441>Pope Benedict is elected>his favorite german team wins a championship>Pope Francis is elected>his favorite argentine team wins a championship>Pope Leo is elected>USA is too jewish and satanic that God left that place a long time ago
>>158137444Something something you will never be something something.
the series was 2-0 white sox
>>158137471You said a lot of words but I just enjoy fucking Asians, that's all. A bit of in and out, then noodles, then we watch different streams on out tablets until we either sleep or repeat the process.
>>158137515It doesn't matter what the series was when you have 80+ strikeouts in a 5 game series
sometimes it's a matter of who shows up and who doesn't on the day
>>158137519nice fanfic
DID MY SOXIE WOXIES WIN DA WORLDS ERIES?????
>>158137535uh
>>158137534your best players have to be your best players
its ogre
>>158137519do virgins really?
This is beyond depressing.Why
Kek they gave up
convenient pitchcom moment
Jose won this game btw
>>158137555No, virgins don't. I do. Asians are underrated.
>>158137534the indians just wanted it more
How does /sp/ feel about AI?
>>158137506>Sox owner is too jewish and satanic
MOUNTAIN MAMA
>>158137565Many such cases
>>158137578some say its the best walkup song in baseball
TASKETE, WHITTO SOXXOO. TASKETEEEE, SOUTHSIDE SAMURAI.....
>ramirez getting the bonds treatmentkek wheres that faggot from last thread saying he isn't a superstar
You now remember last time sox fucked a ploff series Rodon was their ace
HE CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT
This is about to get ugly
And on top of the offense going to shit we have to watch the man who pretty much got us here in the first place completely lose it too with Grant Taylor...These trials are too much for Sox fans to endure
>>158137574what did she mean by this
>>158137590Anyone that says he isn't a superstar is a salty bitch kek. Dude is the most consistent 5 tool player in a long long time
>>158137613>Jo Adell or any black player in big momentsnothing will happen
>>158136644It's all over. Cumsox finna get scalped. Screenshot this post
>>158137623She was the chosen one!
>>158137621God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
are they really gonna get nothing from this?
guards need an insurance grand slam here
>>158137641brave to make an assertion like that at this moment
>>158137647This isn't just toughest battlesThis is on a whole other level of pain
>>158137623I'll go ahead and say it. I'd smear my cum across ray guns face
hello from the other side xD
pope sox down to their final three outs
Tourist here. What are the odds of a final miracle?
There's bad, and there's white sox bad
PRAY
>>158137666>666absolutely Luciferian postremember the allegory of the two sets of footsteps in the sand, anon
how many pitches left?
>>158137679Well through Jesus Christ all things are possible so jot that down.
>>158137679100%digits confirm
>>158137668
>>1581376790
>>158137666
>>158137679Very possible. The pitcher for the guards is way over used, and while extremely good, he is gassed. The white Sox hit a fuck load of hrs. Guardians most likely have this down, but the white Sox could absolutely come back here
>>158137697Jesus hasn't healed anyone in over two thousand years! Dude is washed!Stick a nail in him, he's done!
>>158137687Some faggot muzzie was doing his gay shit by the squat rack and I just stepped over him and also internally apologized to the good Lord Jesus Christ for he knows not he is worshipping a false prophet
I never played ball but I'd be so good in these high pressure situations. Put me in with 2 outs and a runner on base and I'd tie it with one swing of the bat guaranteed
>I really wanted to believe soxbros...>oh well Doyers in 4
>>158137511Say it bro :)
>>158137700
temu ohtani
murikekmi
>Murakwabihas this dude done anything all series? So overrated
digits and howeverbeit
>>158137688What other MLB teams have had it as bad as us huh?Even in a year where it looks like we're finally turning it around instead it's OOPS JUST KIDDING PSYCHE ENJOY YOUR RECORD SETTING STRIKEOUTS IN THE ALDS
I think this jap SUCKS
strikeout specialist munetaka murakami
>poorakwabi
is it like wemby where one guy from the country is really good so they end up signing more of them? (ohtani and japs)
Hahahahha fuck you drunk chinamanGetting BTFO more then Hiroshima and Nagasaki
kummi bros..
>>158137758Mariners fans have never been to a world series
Murakami has been a huge disappointment. I hate to say it but I'm not sure what sort of future he has in Major League Baseballhe has constantly been challenged by fastballs this ENTIRE postseason and been awfully late on all of themI mean it's REALLY bad
payback for what the japs did to them christian boys
GOLDEN SOMBREROkami
send him on a slow train back to china
>>158137724Christ fags actually believe this kek
One time I was outside a batting cage in hs and took a line drive to the balls at like 100mph since it was a lose net back stop it went through
>benintendies
>MuraKKKKWABi
>do or die game 5>get a golden sombrero
>>158137797i could...
>>158137772Pretty much, except Yams is also good. Somehow the Dodgers landed on the only two good japanese players
>>158137797
>>158137788Or on a midnight train going anywhere
>>158137781Yeah no one's ever slumped in the playoffs before, he's cooked
>>158137758Indians haven't wont a ws in 78 years
>>158137802>he can’t hit the fastball kek
time to admit that everyone was right and murakami is a bum
>sox struck out 20 timesGod fucking dammit
White Sox baseball: No happiness allowed
smells like BUSSY in here
white sox bros. i dont feel so good...
>japanese guy in america :( >japanese guy in japan :)
will venable more like will VULNERABLE LMAO
who's BUSSY stanking it up from the sox side lmfao
>Golden Sombrero
>Thank You, Fans
>we’re not getting the god vs devils ALCS This is bullshit
digits for a walk then hr
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KEK SHITCONGO
I hate that fucking yellow ballsack.
>>158137816do you really think it's just a slump in the playoffs or are you being disingenuous?
This is the ultimate proof that protestantism is the true branch of Christianity
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKWAB
what the fuck were the sox even doing all game?
Lost a whole dollar betting on ChiraqWho do I go all in on to make it back
I expect the Popes resignation at tomorrow’s sermon.
KWAB
This May Have Been Our Only Shot.jpg
/mu/ checking in What the fuck is a Guardian? Guardian of what? What happened to the Cleveland Firewater-chugging Wife-beating Wampum-trading Screaming Red Devils?
ChiKWABo suck cox
Windians finna go on run. Let's go!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The real victory or loss was the frens we made along the way
Insanely embarrassing my god
what are your thoughts on the gards NOW huh?
cool. now i can stop pretending to give a shit about baseball. time for real sports like football.
>>158137897I'll pay u a dollar for a Cleveland steamer
Did they come back from 0-2?
Protestant countryNOW GO TO CANCUN, PAPISTS
>>158137889>true
>getting shut out in an elimination game
you lost
the cubs suck ass
>>158137926Yeh
imagine losing 3 in a row to get reverse swept. couldn't be me.
CLEVELAND ROCKS
That is also the most strikeouts by a single team in MLB history with 21 in 9 innings
>LEBRON>JORDAN
>>158137957t. drew carey
>>158134622>>158134622>>158134622>>158134622>>158134622
I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
>9 balls put in play
大谷どの... 次は貴様だ!!!
I'm so fucking depressedWhy is being a White Sox fan lol this?
Best of 5 is gay as shit
have they tried not striking out
Sox is lacking anime and Hololive
>>158137986Yeah the divisional series really should be best of 7, it would have instantly made this series more kino
Nothing nice ever happens. Why did you think it was gonna be different this time?
if cleveland wins the world series they should change their name back to the indians to celebrate
Why can’t it just be best of 1 like other sports
>>158137980戦犯にされるのは嫌だよ
>>15813782821. Most ever in a 9 inning game.
>21 KsHonestly embarrassing kek I can’t believe the pope resurrected BAJP for this.
>>158138023That was a best of 1 tho
>>158137967brave call when the series is 2-2
>>158138023>like other sportswhat? basketball and hockey are also best of 7, and they do proper playoffs with every round being best of 7. Only football is single elimination.
I like the Sox uniforms
>>158138023nah best of 1 doesn't make sense for baseballa 5 game series is like a test match, a true test of who the better team is1 game series would be a t20
>>158137908god you ambient noise faggots want to be funny so bad
>>158137964wrong sport lebron, now kys lol
>>158138051I was hoping the reverse jinx it but the Sox choking ability is too strong. Oh well still a much better season than the past few years.>inb4 cope
white sux
Thanks for the thrills, Sox—see you next year
migrate back>>158134256>>158134256>>158134256
>>158138155They won't make playoffs next year btw. Their window just closed shut
