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SERIE A MATCHDAY 6
>Saturday 10 October 2026
15:00 Genoa 2-1 Fiorentina
18:00 Inter 3-0 Parma
20:45 Napoli 3-0 Frosinone

>Sunday 11 October 2026
12:30 Como 0-0 Roma
15:00 Lazio 3-1 Monza
15:00 Lecce 1-2 Bologna
18:00 Sassuolo 1-1 Bbilan
20:45 Cagliari 1-1 Juventus

>Monday 12 October 2026
18:30 Atalanta - Venezia
20:45 Torino - Udinese

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 2
>Tuesday 13 October 2026
21:00 Inter - Club Brugge
21:00 Villarreal - Napoli

>Wednesday 14th October 2026
18:45 Super Feyenoord - Como
21:00 Roma - Real Madrid

EUROPA LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 2
>Thursday 15 October 2026
18:45 Salzburg - Bbilan
21:00 Celta Vigo - Juventus

CONFERENCE LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 1
>Thursday 15 October 2026
21:00 Atalanta - Pafos FC

Previous >>158112171

Reminder to keep it dodgy, beware of antimafia department investigations, host a pizza party with your local Curva Nord ultras and give the armband to the lifelong supporters of the club.
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negru
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>>158155585
Negru
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nihao
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the coonte clock strikes 11
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Mo you calmly explain to me the reason for Pisacane's red card
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Rubentus just need to sign more bantu barbarians from the Parisian suburbs and they’ll compete for the title again, maybe
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I imagine spalletti is compatibilissimo with the stile rubentus
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Sleep tight PullyGODS
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Eljero Elia Caprile
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Lole
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>>158156314
what kind of autism is this
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>>158156314
whats his problem?
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Now that he's scored, which game featuring a 1/One in its name shall replace this picture to be sloppafied next?
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Name a Jj player that can give sexo passes like The Lazio Lifelong can
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>>158156687
Grabara
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>>158156655
One Piece, One Punch Man, The Wonderful 101 and Godzilla Minus One just of the top of my head
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>>158156655
>>158156725
Battlefield 1 and Xbox One! Also there is something to be done around Star Wars Rogue One
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>>158156725
>One Punch Man
One Goal Man might be extremely on the nose lmao
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Points gained on everyone!

>>158156314
The DNA ™ hitting him a bit too hard
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>>158157148
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sorry for spamming, I couldn't choose <3
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>>158157177
pants on head retarded
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Is every manager in serie A absolutely chopped and cooked?
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>Vierchowod is of Ukrainian descent
Heh I had no idea
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>>158157200
BENATIA NOOOOO
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Phew, good to see PSG is taking their foot off the gas and subbing on nobodies like this "Mayulu" kid
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So what happens next
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>>158157148
what happens next?
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>>158158436
n
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>>158158436
Sinterklaas put him in a burlap sack and took him to Madrid on his steamboat
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>>158155605
>>158155613
Based
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>3 days until I have to watch Francisco Conceicao play football again
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>new Naruto manga announcement
related to /seriea/ as this is a clear sign that copy manager Thiago Motta will soon make his serie ass return
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>>158165199
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>>158165199
>more homoerotic naruto and sasuke comics
I imagine all western millennial women are getting wet.
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>>158156314
hahahaha KWAB
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Amplifico mufa
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It’s Milkers Monday!

>Bingo Bango Bondo returns to training after rejecting contract termination and job as a bangle seller outside the Colosseum.

>Sbalett diagnosed with severe autism.

>Baby talento Chiesa earns his first minutes of the season in 3-0 defeat

>Malen banned until Christmas for appalling challenge on Gomo defender. “I was nearly sick after seeing the aftermath, the Swamp Germans must be stopped.” Says small furry creature in charge of all refereeing decisions in the league.
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New Fiat Multipla is up
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>it's more than 200gb
Jesus Christ
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>>158165806
What the fuck is this
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>>158166216
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>>158166216
Imagine the Midtown Madness casualties when visiting Detroit
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>>158165975
Bloodborne's 60fps patch?

>>158165806
>>158166216
New 2CV dropped as well...
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>>158166216
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>>158166322
Frenchies really know how to make retro designs huh, the interiors are questionable but at least unique
the car itself looks cute, I'd gladly take these curvy shaped cars over the edgelord tier ones such as the germoids or whatever the fuck Goyota/Lexass are doing
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>>158156314
>palletti approached Pisacane and said to him: "Good at wasting time too" The provocation sparked an immediate reaction from Pisacane, and the situation escalated when Spalletti pressed with a "What are you doing?" His counterpart shot back, "No, what are you doing?" and the Tuscan coach closed with a warning: "I'll slap you!" The Cagliari assistant coach's intervention prevented physical contact, but the referee pulled out the red for both - Stunned by the sanction, Pisacane yelled at the referee: "But what did I do!" While awaiting the referee's report and the sporting judge's sanctions, it seems likely that Spalletti will miss the Lazio match at the Allianz Stadium due to suspension
Kino
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There was also an Alfa concept that looks clean as fuck, too bad they will never make another good looking sedan and will just release more suv/crossover slop
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>>158166342
reject modernity
embrace tradition
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Last but not least before I stop with the offtopic posting, they announced a new Fiat Multiplina too
>>158166374
t.same guy who designed the Mini and the Daewoo Matiz
Can't hate him though, he made the Alfa 159 and the Saab 9000 a thing
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Saab... Vgh...
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>>158166414
it's a conceicao sized ID Van wtf lmao
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>>158166438
ID Buzz*
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Buzz in to explain how it happens every time that the goalkeeper gets MOTM against Juve
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>>158166454
we hebben een serieus Jongbloed
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>>158166454
The perks of going up against one goal man
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Adela to Juventus
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>>158166749
it's two goals man now, watch it hans
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>>158166736
We gaan.
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Valor Mortis (starring Deva Cassel's father) reviews are up

Spalletti Post-Cagliari: “I’m Playing for Finishing My Career Well. The Two-Striker System Was Already There From the 25th Minute. Nico Is Our Best Header of the Ball”

Kolo Muani Post-Cagliari: “Woltemade Frightens the Defenders — With Him on the Pitch I Can Move More Freely”
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>>158166850
Interesting, loving the setting and general art direction, are you going to pick it up?

>Renato Veiga to La Gazzetta Dello Sport: "I had an amazing time in Turin, and playing for Juve is something special. But I was on loan from Chelsea, and the season was tough, with Thiago Motta being replaced by Igor Tudor. In the end, we finished fourth in the league, but it's a shame to have been knocked out of the Champions League by PSV; it's still hard to swallow. I started in the first leg, and we won 2-1. In the return leg, I came on late in the game when the score was 2-1, and we lost in extra time. And unfortunately, that first win is my only victory in the Champions League to date.
>If I have the time, I watch Juventus matches because, even though I was only there a short while, I left behind several friends. I see the Bianconeri progressing. Serie A is tough, the competition is fierce, and you can get injured very quickly. The failure of Juve and Milan to qualify for the Champions League is a surprise."
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every day i pray that in my next earthly life i won't be reborn as a sports journalist
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Nicky (formerly Paolo) Bandini: I interviewed Fabio Pisacane when he won the Guardian's inaugural Player of the Year award in 2016, and he remains one of the most extraordinary people I've had the privilege to meet. Ten years on, he's turning out to be a very smart football manager too.

>>158166861
>Interesting, loving the setting and general art direction, are you going to pick it up?
Maybe eventually, something tells me it will end up on PS+ before I'll get around to it. And it's not like there isn't anything else in the backlog or releasing soon either.
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>>158166366
sexooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Nicky Ballardini
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Mazda did it 11 years ago btw (and with a much better engine too)
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>>158167086
good one
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Would /seriea/ buy it?
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>>158167189
>from Karl Marx to Massimo Moratti
someone call diarrheanon because I’m about to shit myself with laughter
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Nailbiters genuinely deserve the same faith as sports journalists
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>>158167189
>Massimo Moratti
>Paolo Rossi, Enrico Bertolino
>Gianfelice Facchetti
It remains to be seen which two wrote seriously and which two were simply trying to be funny
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Right fibula fracture for Loïs Openda: out at least until the next international break.

Gaat een cowboy naar de kapper. Komt ie buiten… pony weg

Lyon attacks the referees: «The player did not receive the necessary protection». They contest the numerous fouls suffered against Lens, punished with just one sanction.
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A Belgian and a Dutchman are watching a Clint Eastwood western.
The Dutchman says: “I bet that cowboy’s going to fall off his horse.”
“No,” replies the Belgian, “he won’t fall off his horse.”
“Want to bet on it, then!?”
“All right!” says the Belgian, “a crate of beer.”
And sure enough, five minutes later, the cowboy falls off his horse.
“See, I told you so!” says the Dutchman, “but I have to admit one thing: I’ve seen this film before.”
“Oh,” says the Belgian, “then I’ve got to admit something too. I’ve seen this film before as well, but I thought, surely he’s going to fall off his horse a second time.”
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>>158167051
looks too much like a supra from the back
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>same situation
>different outcome
Its now clear that they are again refballing Milan. One clear penalty not given + 100% red card not given to sassuolo. All in one game. This league is a disgrace
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>>158167474
Wtf rude, not very much in the spirit of the VriendenLoterij
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>conte - manu rumors
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>>158167662
I didn't realise the UN had a team in serie ass
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Kino status?

>Spalletti approached Pisacane and said to him: "Good at wasting time too" The provocation sparked an immediate reaction from Pisacane, and the situation escalated when Spalletti pressed with a "What are you doing?" His counterpart shot back, "No, what are you doing?" and the Tuscan coach closed with a warning: "I'll slap you!" The Cagliari assistant coach's intervention prevented physical contact, but the referee pulled out the red for both - Stunned by the sanction, Pisacane yelled at the referee: "But what did I do!" While awaiting the referee's report and the sporting judge's sanctions, it seems likely that Spalletti will miss the Lazio match at the Allianz Stadium due to suspension
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>>158167662
how do they even communicate?
between correia and jesus no problem, also yeboah, perez and moreno they can probably understand each other, hainaut and schingtienne maybe, adams and sohm also maybe, and basic and stankovic probably hate each other

no wonders these fuckers are dead last with zero points
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>>158167654
Wrong lineup

This is correct
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>tfw you will never be the meat in a Jane Levy - Sadie Sink ginger sandwich
Anime's for this feel?
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>>158167731
How would an aruban communicate with an italian, swiss, german, belgian, and a scott?
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Bloodborne for Android is up
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Sadie Sink to Juventus
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>Dusan Tadic's return to the Johan Cruijff ArenA on Saturday evening did not go unnoticed. In the run-up to Ajax – NEC, the 37-year-old Serbian forward was subjected to a barrage of criticism from NEC fans after he could not help him himself following his remarks about his 'great love' for that evening's opponents Ajax.
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>>158167857
top jej
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>ArenA
Why are (((they))) like this?
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>>158167821
Esperanto
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And if you're short of breath or Chuck-a-wheeze, Esperantolo
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>>158167857
kek
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>>158167821
i send smoke signals to scotland
a pigeon brings sign language notes to aruba
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>>158167821
eligma code
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>>158167821
in Calabrian, because they are all terroni emigrants
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>penezia
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not since the days of Pippo Maniero have I seen a Venezia side this competitive.
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The Milan store is cooked Gerry wtf even the Cagliari and jJ store are hard mogging it
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scalvin-ACKgain
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>>158168555
Has he lost more support to The General?
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warra retard
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My king
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>>158168695
il generale cannot be stopped
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>>158168796
Perri caca
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>>158168796
I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Giorgi Chakvetadze
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>bomb russian data centres
>twinkazzo stops posting
Well well well, would you look at that
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vojvoda unironically my last hope for this weeks fanta
>meret the only player above 6 so far
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Kurpa daa Juve
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The media silence on Spalletti's colossal tactical-behavioral figura di merda that occurred last night is staggering, of course when Allegri dared unbutton his shirt when he won (I repeat, won) the coppa italia against atalanta they vilified him a reti unificate for like a month straight as if he ordered the total genocide of Gaza's population (crazy fantasy scenario but you get what I'm saying)
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Ah yes, relegation battle in October.
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>>158169089
tfw benched meret
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>>158169175
I was also wondering why the double standard
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>>158169206
there's no point in showing him a bit of cleavage, his shitposting won't improve one bit.
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Also literally what did Mina do to make Lucianone angry kek
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We're back Matthijsbros :)
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No Man's Sky on iOS is up (????)
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>checks jJ's defenders list on Oerdrachtmerk
No... no, we are ot back at all ;_;
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>>158169293
>hairband
so we're at that stage of hairline cope huh
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>>158169309
I-i-i-it's just the lighting haha
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>>158169297
Has the actual core gameplay improved in any way or it's still "point laser gun at object for 20 seconds to obtain material for (???)"?

>Juventus is closely following Moruzzi's season, a left winger on loan at Avellino with a buy option and counter-option. The lad is on the rise and if he keeps it up, there's a chance of seeing him in black and white next season.
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>>158169321
wtf that's another Schira clone
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And mo let's scout the new Amici fikette while that gnu of Abate humiliates the german zingaroid
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>>158169330
Nihao DNA?
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>>158169321
I guess so, I tried it 2-3 years ago and early game was still a boredom
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>>158169330
very Haalandesque features
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>>158169342
How much dev-time will be needed to turn it from a boredom into a femdom?
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>>158169347
He could very well be one of the Bianchi brothers desu
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>>158169330
I want to play with his skull in the same way I caress cats, I don't know how to explain
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>>158169360
>brando
Crypto-terrone
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Jurgen Peter Ekkelenkamp.
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>>158169360
Let's Go Brando
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Sborrando Mo' Ruzzi
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If you're taller than 1.92m you're automatically a difensorone in serie ass because 95% of the attacking tactics of almost all teams is lancione lungo from the goalkeeper to the striker (see: Solet)
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Crazy aesthetic kneeslide
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>>158169500
If a Jj player tries this, the Jmedical turns into an end-game Resident Evil lab trying to fix his knees
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>>158169507
If one never played a Resident Evil game before in October of the year 2026, which game should one play first to get the best impression?
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>>158169535
4 is the most /seriea/-coded
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>>158169535
Hard to tell because there's many games which you can begin with. Tank controls era RE? Then RE1 Remake
Action survival era? Base RE4
Modern survival horror RE? RE7 if first person, RE2 Remake if third person
Avoid all the shitty multiplayer games and RE5/6 if you don't have any coop partner

If I were you, I'd just go RE1R and continue from there. Keep in mind there's also Code Veronica which is getting remade next year and it'll tie to Requiem, the latest entry (also chronologically)
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>don't have any coop partner
twinkazzoGODS....
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Nikola Vlasic
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>>158169412
Kek
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Serie A debut for Lazar Jovanović (2006). Comes on in the 72nd minute with Udinese trailing Torino 2-1.
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RJ Mitt-ACK!
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>tfw Venezia are going for the Benisvento record
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CHANCELLORS PRONOUNCED DEAD
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>>158170053
il doges revenge to edf
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>>158169827
ChatGPT, generate me a serie ass 'nomeno
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Walter White J-ACK
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Walt Jr. yes but Cambiaso no
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Sleep tight /serierebecca/
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Reminder to UPDATE your UCL FANTA SQUADS!

>>158170659
Dang that’s no age to go F
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Business idea: an Ace Combat spin-off but with DMC's score mechanic, the more stylish and diverse your takedowns are the higher your score will be
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>>158171919
This entire idea but Lauren Mayberry is somehow part of it
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>>158171919
And we let Adi Shankar make an anime based on it!
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>NEW: Inter is in talks with Barilla to become the club's Official Pasta Partner.
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Damm, Seinfeld hates palestinventus like that!?
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>tresoldi is bbilanista
tripletta incoming
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>>158178651
>overrated shit brands going one after another
it checks out
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>>158169535
No "best" impression because its a series that keeps changing its formula and what it wants to be.

Play REmake if you want slow methodical exploration with backtracking and puzzles, and play with Jill because its significantly easier and has a bit less backtracking. If you enjoy it then play the original trilogy because its superior and pretty much more of the same but better.

Play RE2 REmake if you also want what I described above but are too autistic for tank controls.

Play RE4, either og or the remake really, if you want a fun shooter spectacle.

Play RE5 only if you have someone to coop because its one of the best coop games ever made.
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Dear @barillagroup, I’d be very careful with sponsorships—no Juventus fan (8 million in Italy) will ever buy a package of pasta from Inter’s sponsor (4 million fans) again. And if we look at social media, there’s really no comparison. @juventusfc has a total of 60 million followers on Instagram alone; across all social media platforms, it has more followers than Inter and Milan combined. So now we’re wondering, who is your marketing expert, Marotta? #BarillaOut
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Just bet my entire ingentissimo patrimonio on all eye-talian teams winning in evrope this week
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>>158178651
Something something joke about Barilla-Barella
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How will twinkazzo cope with barilla Sponsoring printer, his the one always shilling that shit, plus they also sponsor a certain swiss watch salesman
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>>158179751
more shelves of Coop will be raided to test out alternatives
he'll probably switch to La Pasta di Gragnato IGP "Cum Ignis"
>comme 'na lota
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>BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda
>The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s
bbilanbros!
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>>158179844
inb4 the race track is stolen
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ex found a new place. she will be moving in one months time

my single girl boss era begins after that
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>60 million juventus fans will die from hunger over a sponsorship
We went too far Interbros...
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RJ Mitte killed himself after watching THAT Renault Kangoo miss
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>>158179889
>terroni will die of hunger
more likely from diabetes fra
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Calcio /biz/ idea: Rwanda Nara
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>Wanda
Is that muscle control in this webm a sign of cocomordan?

Happy tummy tuesday to all who celebrate
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>>158179979
Finally, we have the reverse Aaron Ramsey
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less thot's more marco giampaolo's
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>type "Gia" in /seriea/'s folder for Giampy pics
>see this as first result
We've been in the trenches for years
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>Ruud Gullit: "I would rather have Valente than Paz in my team, I just can't believe the things he's not just able to see, but is able to pull off, with the ball at his feet. Watching Feyenoord these last couple of games really has me on the edge of my seat.
Ruud, why are you owling the Como game?!?!

Also Castlevania: Belmont's Curse reviews are up, apparently the music is a bit disappointing but it's gud apart from that by the looks of it.
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>>158180305
It isn't owling, he knows Fabregas is a pissypassy hack
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Giovanni Stropp-ACK
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Amplifico mufa
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>Stroppa's run with Venezia brings his Serie A record to 6 wins, 6 draws and 37 defeats out of the 49 matches he has managed so far, with a goal difference of -71
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>New scandal involving FIFA president and Reggina (spelt backwards) lifelong Gianni Infantino, following an investigation by The Times. In 2024, he is alleged to have received an additional $1.6 million, on top of the $4.57 million declared as his annual salary, from the private company that was awarded the contract to organise the 2026 World Cup. This situation is said to have continued ever since, meaning three years of undeclared million-dollar bonuses. Finally, he is said to have had access to a luxury villa in Miami’s Sunset Islands since 2024.
Miami huh? Intrasting choice
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2morrows games are looking kilo
2days games are looking grim
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>Firefox's translations feature now supports the following languages:
>- Albanian
They're gonna cook once they get internet
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No red btw
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im reawtching parma game. they had lot of chances at the start. could have been another 0-2 comeback game
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Quick post your favorite 007 movie
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>>158181073
>2days games are looking gram
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>>158181665
Has to be Casino Royale.
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mo mago Mike doesn't choke Tonight
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>>158181754
kino
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>>158181665
The early Sean Connery ones, Dr. No and From Russia With Love

But Eva Green in Casino Royale is literally where the entire female gender peaked
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>>158181665
James Bond has Milan aura
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>>158181800
Agreed but your fellow swamp German comes a close second for me
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>>158181837
Absolutely criminal how bogged out she looks these days, going the way of some of those MAGA women
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>>158181665
thunderball for me
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>>158181800
Prime just made them all available I’m just finishing the Pierce Brosnan timeline with Die Another Day. Sean Connery next.

>>158181814
The helicopters with huge buzz saws on them in that one were iconic for sure lmao
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>>158181960
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>>158181960
Yeah I don’t get it, they look worse with the surgery than without it. Suppose it works for some.
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>>158181995
What the fuck
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>>158181995
Mogs every shitalian whore
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>>158181995
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>>158181995
>our politicians sold our continent to ayylmaos
grim
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>>158182090
Even the legal and regulated italienne du sud?
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>>158182123
Holy shit are those natural?
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>>158182123
All I can see is plastic there
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>>158181995
Makes Susan Dell look completely normal
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Yup, it's *igger at the kinoplex time tonight, the only relevant event taking place :)
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>>158182211
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ABI bros remember to set your jinx /x/ target on printer making it all the way to the final again only to get annihilated 6-0 this time
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Time to watch 3 coins
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Now that I've completed the campaign with Ace S scores I can comfortably say that AC8 is the best game in the series along with 5 and zero, I think it's time to play the whole series again
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Issa Doumbia gole
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>>158182422
Brugge are the proverbial no mugs, won’t be an easy one but should get the win.

>>158182483
I don’t recognise a lot of those Villarreal players. Was once a time (when I was a FIFA obsessive) I knew basically everyone, football is beginning to leave me. Also, as many Scots as Italians in the Nabole team. Bizarro mondus.
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>>158182774
>Brugge are the proverbial no mugs, won’t be an easy one but should get the win.
Sommer was already in decline at Inter, he really collapsed even further at Brugge
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>>158182820
Play from the back before you go
Sommer time sadness
I just wanted you to know
That baby you were the best

I got that Sommer time
Sommer time sadness
So-so so-Sommer time
Sommer time sadness

I got my away kit on tonight
Dancin' in San Siro, in the pale moonlight
Done my hair up real big, beauty queen style
Goalie gloves off, I'm feelin' alive
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>>158181665
The one with laser sharks
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>>158182894
aruba, i....
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Greta Gerwig's Narnia trailer just quote unquote dropped
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>>158181995
fucking yakub ass build
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Dubs and Ruben wins it
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>Hünchen
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>>158183030
what the fuck did I even watch
how's that even related to Narnia
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calcioooo
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>>158183097
They want the "Narnia: Rangarok" audience
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>>158183097
It looks good
>>158183242
Lmao
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no sucic no party
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>perisic benuldy
Laughably bad
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inter is to nervous. no wonder ucl games go bad.
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>nabule
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diouf has cajones
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allekri
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#GrandeRafa
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>cacnoglu.
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That nibba fast
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how can we fix him?
>>158183530
indeed.
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>>158183512
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fugg
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oof trollbar
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La chivuneta
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fug var'd
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IO SONO STRONZO, TESTA DE CAZZO
OH OH OH OHHH, OH OH OH OHHH
IO VADO A ZONZO, COME 'NO STRONZO
OH OH OH OHHH, CHE FELICITA'
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zielinski really poor first half.
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puuh gud chance again
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why did they call off Galatasaray's second goal against Farça? I dun get it
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toro toro toro
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LAUTIIII
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Lautardo foul
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really nice drobblys from lauti
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The rigging in Barcelona's match in unbelievable lmao
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>>158183787
Hakimi was offside
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after goal better from inder. too nervous still but maybe now it goes better.
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Bruggian defending
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Kek literally none of the teams are taking these matches seriously, this format is a fucking abomination
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>>158184003
i do miss groups and even away goles
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Half time
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>black lipstick Gio
Muh dick
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>>158184003
>>158184046
stop it with the antisemitic remarks
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noo need to score that
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BOMMER BOMMER BOMMER BOMMER
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PORCODDIO
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dima close
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Sfinter...
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>inda
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josephus what the fuck
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PROVEDEL IN NAO
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La chivuneta x2
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dima also great defending.......
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Apparently barella is playing
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gud subs
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Lole
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3 coins is dunking on serie ass effortlessly
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i was vilified in this here thread for saying that no serie asshole team has a better forward than anyone milan and juventus signed in the past 3 seasons
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gonna be another flop out of ucl if this is the quality
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>>158184667
Stinkcovic solves it
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>>158184667
we go nowhere in cup competitions with josephus back there
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>>158184613
5 seconds in to the video and you cant tell if inter is the one attacking or brugges
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puuh gud chance pew pew
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>Inda
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Imagine getting humiliated like this at home
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More like tregoles
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dima and lauti had both open chances. their fault + gk shitter
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Here's your Serie A champion bro
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Hehe, here's your Memedivisie champion bro
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4th straight printer home defeat in bhampions
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I would go to Brugge
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Blocco Inter moment
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Need fiberglass to salvage some serie ass coefficient decimal points as always
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safe to be t 3money will never score a hattrick in the champions league ever again
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>>158184854
That's literally the opposite of what we need though?
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lautii
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Max the magician
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gud chance
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KEK
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>Inda
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Romeo
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great pass from bony
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warra collapse
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how many pears do you buy with tresoldi?
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You'd think Chivu would know how to coach a defence considering who he was as a player
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spence lmao
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Why are Inter losing
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>serie a in Europe
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just play like brugge against inter
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>>158185004
1 Flemish pear orchard
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>>158185018
faustian spirit
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italian football is fucking dead. just pull the plug on this piece of shit country already, we're everyone's laughing stock
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>>158185018
La chivuneta
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>>158185032
Just switch to a better sport to watch lol
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anyone watching nabule? is allegro seething?
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>>158185005
Bastoni being fucking dreadful yet again but casuals will tell you he’s a top defender lole
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>>158185005
No he is a shit coach. I am still surprised how he lasted so long after the bodo glimt humiliation ritual. I guess italians are ok with only winning seria a
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>>158185051
Please watch sneedskating
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Time to check on mago Max surely he's not embarrassing himself r-right?
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>>158185032
Inzaghi’s Jj will save calcio in 2028 trust the plan
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>>158185032
no, the humiliations must continue
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>>158185044
Isnt he the same as Inzaghi but with more pressing
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bonyyyy
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What a pass from the war criminal
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maybe a cheeky pazza inter draw?
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>>158185094
I don't know what he's supposed to be, but (You) could be serie ass champion with this inter squad
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Someone explain the physiology of Bonny's forehead to me
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>>158185058
it was spence retard pass that caused the gole
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>>158185131
that's Brobbey
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>>158185147
No, Brobbert's forehead hasn't been cracked
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>>158185137
I don’t rate Spence either
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Here's how Rocchi could still overturn the match result with his Gioca Jouer (and that's a good thing)
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don't worry fras, more pacey negrus will solved it
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i blame the 3 week nt break
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>>158185168
What's the relationship between the knvb and liberace
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:^)
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>>158185223
Your starting goalkeeper has more murders than decent performances in the past year and you're blaming the international break
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>Inter already VERY focused on Bologna, forgot about Brugge
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>>158185177
try to rate relevantly
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>>158185261
he didn't blame the unfavorable refereeing decisions, so it looks like a step in the right direction to me
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>>158185252
Liberace actually was the one to first conceive the idea of "Total Football" but he knew he wouldn't be taken seriously so they appointed Michels as a sock-puppet. Official KNVB records insist that Liberace died in 1987 and never visited the Netherlands on football business, but you literally have to just follow the sequins to find the truth.
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>>158185255
>/an/pilled
bbilanista through and through
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>>158185255
Nice #GrandeRafa plushie!
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>>158185315
holy hairline mog
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El Chievo d’Europa is up
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THE STARS ARE MANY
MILLIONS OF MILLIONS
THE STAR OF NEGRONI
IT MEANS QUALITY
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3money is an insane rapper name desu
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>>158179409
HOW
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Sleep tight /seriesadie/
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Napoli, Massimiliano Allegri ends Villarreal's drought: the Spanish team hadn't won in Champions League for 4 years.
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>>158185296
indaresting
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>>158185619
Let me guess, last match won before this one was against Allegri's Jjust right?
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Told you they were no mugs. Still, >we should not be losing at home to Belgians. Tresoldi MUST be capped in November, forcibly. Abduct his parents, his dog, whatever it takes.
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>>158185797
3money is smart he knows shitaly will just bench him for Marottas golden boy, and if he moves to serie ass he will just benched before sent on the famous never ending loan hell
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Well well well
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>>158185862
>even with refball el Chievo d'Europa can't scrape by
KWAB
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Digru? Absolutely amazing film, one of the best of this year. Now let's quickly take a look at the great Italian club representing our Belpaese on the international stage :)
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>>158185965
Longer thought's on Diggergorio? What are the critics getting wrong etc.
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>>158185991
Gonna read up what they've been saying. I always try to avoid as much info as possible before watching a film and I didn't know the critics were THAT divided about it
I assume some may have felt... targeted by its message? Weird though
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>>158186017
>shallow
>self-congratulatory
>very good actors giving not very good performances
A bit similar to Adam McKay’s Don’t Look Up I guess
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2000 years of Pio Esvomito and Riyadhtegui while Niccolo “Big Money” Tresoldi gets stolen by the Prussians
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>>158188987
I doubt 3money is convinced by current Germany either although klopp factor might help
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Good morning /seriea/

>>158185102
>>158185109
He should start ahead of the useless Thuram desu
>>158185177
Garbage signing
>>158185223
This
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the mastermoney psyop is in full effect
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Good morning!
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>>158190910
say no more senpai
*adds another 15mln on Pious Exodus transfermarkt price*
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>>158189854
Let's see what the FIGC has to offer him instead
>Malagò, commissioner of himself, whose top priority is the interests of Inter and Roma
>the FIGC’s depleted coffers, which require journalists to pay for a ticket at every press conference nowadays
>Viglione & co., another outpost of the Priory of San Luca
>the FIGC’s incredible sense of sporting justice, which favours some and discriminates against others at every turn (see the betting scandal and the treatment meted out to Tonali)
>Ranieri, a yes-man who could fall asleep standing up chosen because Maldini and Leonardo (Milanfags like Tresoldi) acted too much on their own initiative
>the negrAzzurri national team. I’ll say no more.
>der ewige Fennel, who between one printed passport and the next, or one session under the lamp at the beauty salon and the next, has to find the time to coach players he couldn't care less about
Tempting
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>>158190910
Pensavo camarda
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This has to be rock bottom

>juventus and ac milan in europa league
>inter and napoli getting slapped around in the cl
>only como with barely any italians saving face

it hs to change...italian football needs to stop going down this path and actually do something
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>>158191320
>This has to be rock bottom
you don't know italian football well enough if you've reached this conclusion
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>>158191088
jeetdane's scam sho.... I mean figc store will fix this
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>>158191320
Gestifute is largely at fault though
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>>158191320
Como is the only club in Italy that actually has a business model built for how the sport is these days, Italian football (and Italy in general in a lot of ways) is still just kinda stuck 30 years ago and refuses to change it. Jj did try to modernize with a stadium actually owned by the club and some other marketing stuff but it usually takes 1 step forwards and 2 steps back. Doesn't mean that everything sucks either since the results in Europe over the past 10-15 years haven't been horrible but the it's not looking all that pretty.
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>the judicator of the jupiler league
he's 22 and Pinamonti tier, but with a lot more hype
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Amplifico mufa
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fabbrica calling

im glad chivus took responsibility and he a young boy coaching so needs more time. also team is fairly new
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>>158191591
how many UCL hattricks against Serie A champions does Pinamonti have?
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>>158191652
nobody can ever take that trophy away from him I guess
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>Serie A is losing a large number of viewers. As many as 625,000 fewer viewers, with the feeling that this matchday was a veritable collapse. The league's downward trend on DAZN continues: compared with last year, it has lost around one million total viewers across the first six matchdays compared to the first six of last season, with a drop of -10.7% recorded in the sixth matchday. Looking at the Audicom figures, it is clear that the pattern has confirmed a certain level of crisis: the only match to fare well was Como v Roma, with 900,000. The sharp decline was confirmed by Inter v Parma, which attracted fewer than 700,000 viewers. By the end of the third matchday, the decline had already reached 325,000 fewer viewers compared with a year ago.
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>>158191757
how many UCL hattricks does Pinamonti have?
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>>158191812
zero, it still won't turn 3money in the new Klose or Muller, but he can join the likes of Ciao Mario and Kalinic in the Hattrick scores against sfinter.
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I feel bad for yann
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>>158191830
I guess Klopp's a bit of a fool for trying to win him over then
how many legit plusvalenza's does Tresoldi have?
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>Nicolò Tresoldi on his NT decision "I've already spoken to Klopp and Mancini. I explained my perspective to them. For now, I'm enjoying playing in the youth teams, then we'll see. I have a U21 European Championship to win with Germany, the same one my father won with Italy"
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ITALIA (4-3-3): Falcone; Fiumanò, Bernasconi, Gatti, Udogie; Cacciamani, Melegoni, Pobega; Tresoldi, Ambrosino Di Bruttopilo, Lasagna. CT: Tedesco.
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>>158191776
At this rate there's gonna be a fall-out with Dazn like France had a couple years ago, and if that happens then the financial situation becomes apocalyptic
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>>158191971
i don't think it will come to that, but if it does, each of the amerishart funds that have poured into the italian leagues will certainly foot the bill themselves :^)
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>>158186078
Sorry for the late reply but I crashed on my bed and didn't get out of uni until now lol
Shallow? Performances that weren't very good? Well that couldn't be straying any further from the truth lmao
I realize that watching it in Italian may not be the same thing as the original voices, but every single dialogue still felt extremely well wrotten and you can just see how good the acting is even within the first 30 minutes. That's saying something. I don't want to spoil you anything in case you don't know but there are some "overacted" scenes for a very specific reason, which I found really cool.
And from there we go to the actual contents of the film... it's more about storytelling rather than politics or alarmism. It takes the unreliable narrator trope to an extreme, it makes you question "how do you parody what is already beyond parody?", then there's more subtle stuff like the color palette with all the extras looking like walking corpses is a huge part of the ominous and defeatist setting
I assume the usual fat chuds saw this an an OIL... LE BAD which yes, is one of the points but it's much more layered and sophisticated than that
I also loved how hostile it often felt towards the audience. It mocks smug libs and the establishment, it filters people. Idiots will shrug this off as a movie that bombed or felt preachy but it's actually a pristine work of art which I recommend everyone to watch

OFFICIAL: The squad list for Celta- Juve!
>Norberto Neto and Zeki Celik are in the squad.
>Too short for Jérémie Boga who, once again, will not be part of the trip.
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How nice to see Tresoldi's smile tonight. All that's left is to hope he chooses Italy. If only there were someone else, besides Pio, on the front page of the Gazzetta
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FIGC is a disgraceful football association. If Tresoldi had been half-Argentine, half-Brazilian or half-Peruvian, they'd have gone out of their way to sign him.
This is an Italian lad who moved to Germany with his family during his teenage years, I don't know why they never even considered him, not even at youth level. He's probably too Italian, too outspoken and too good at football for the abilities and tastes of the scum federation officials who only put the interests of cash-strapped, flea-ridden teams first. So off they go to contact the next Joao Pedro.
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Honestly I was a bit scared of Roma but after watching Napoli and Inter get humiliated i think Serie A is a meme and Madrid will comfortably win
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>>158192267
serie a teams don't scare anyone anymore, football cliches have held you back
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Como's Youth League team? Defeated.



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