>Proteas are cooked edition End of day 4 @ Durban AUS 390. & 314/6dec.v SA 284. & 102/4.
>>158167593>sausages are cookedAre they made from springbok?
YFO
>THE LIGHT IS.... LE BAD1!!!!!
It is only a matter of time.
Maddinson>0(33)>48(38)pure sovl. should get MOTM ahead of renmeme
No such thing as bad light
I've been seen in a bad light before
CARSE is back on the menu boyos
…cheers, hoc
Hi Sebastian
Some /crug/ news:>Saracens have sacked Totoa Auvaa, the academy player who was involved in a nightclub incident with England cricketers Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson in June.>The English Prem club have confirmed that the 21-year-old Samoan forward has left with immediate effect following another incident in St Albans on Saturday.>Auvaa had originally been stood down from all club duties while Saracens investigated the matter.>"The club has determined that his conduct falls short of the standards expected of everyone who represents Saracens, both on and off the pitch," read a club statement.>"We take our responsibilities to our supporters, young people and partners seriously and we remain committed to upholding the standards of our conduct expected across the club.">Saracens>standards
>>158169286Samoan chud.Deport.
https://youtu.be/cMfbtM_fvIAtabla x
>>158167738I reserve the right to call him a shit selection pending his runs or lack thereof in the second test
walter white jrrip
Why does zachy keep trying to make “crug” a thing, there’s already a rugby thread up you mong post it there for make a separate OP you spergic twat.
>>158170675Died how he lived, as a retard
countysperg with one of his famous spergouts there
>gets called out >muh muh it’s county He really did mentally buck break you didn’t he? Almost as bad as when Bard exposed you over the poll rigging lmao.
nice one gazza get him driving
>>158170675Should've been certain man
*enters /cric/*
*waves*
>>158170520>runs or lack thereofit'll be runs AND lack thereofa century and a golden duck
>>158178808then I reserve the right to judge him in the third test
i don't like cricketI LOVE IT
would you still love cricket if it was a worm?
>>158178894>>158178918https://youtu.be/42xnVJtuUFAx
>>158178918were*
how tf do you pronounce Gqeberha
>>158179107Port Elizabeth.
>>158178918whatever i answer youre just going to get mad at me
>>158178918No.
5 days of test cricket <3never kill yourself there's always a chance something good will happen
>>158166444kek this made the pre-show>>>/wsg/6251531
>>158179309keKk
>South Australian Redbacks were the male side>Scorpions were the female sideThis makes no fucking sense kek. Redbacks are female dominant (and sexually cannibalistic like most South Australian women amirite?). >Queensland Bulls>no Queensland IshtarsHeifers wouldn't quite work kek. >no Western Amazons>no NSW PinksThe vics are correctly named though, there is no male side.But this neutral sex shit. Soulless and timid.
Do you know how upset Mark Howard would be about that girl not knowing his name? He will never forget that moment everHahaha suck shit Mark you fucking faggot
The west end redbacks are no more
>>158179309kek what a kwabhe's a fucking twat anyway so deserves it
>>158179326Which Mark Howard?
>>158179329Well it was kinda stupid. Redbacks should be the girls side. It makes no sense kek.Why weren't the WA girly whirlys just called Warriors too though? I don't get that one.Honestly, "Vics" is too girly for the girls team. Too undignified.The opportunity for NSW Pinks was just obvious though. Branding, people! Sheesh. Gotta make that bank.
I swear I've met up to 5 different Mark Howards in my lifetime.Why is that name so common?
>>158179333Mark faggot howard
Should have been the SA Boongs to match the colours. Or the SA Germans. Or the SA German Boongs.Or the SA Belgian Congo. That one's the best one.
>>158179348were they all stupid cunts too?
>Markram on 49if another batsman makes it to 50 Renshaw loses the story I'm afraid
>>158179369That is the hardest shit to fix too.I lost my spot once from this problem at school once. Once you get stuck in that pattern it's kinda hard to fix.Initially, I didn't even know it was a rule because I grew up on astro pitches.
>>158179371Not at all, one was a statistician for a sports side.
>>158179107Gerbil-hah.Means "place of rats". So an improvement from Port Elizabeth "port of english rats".
>>158178918Worms are cool, delet this. Well... earthworms.Tapeworms are not.
>>158178398Technically inbounds.
>>158168492>aus>not lighting the gas
it's fucking over, put everything on the draw before the odds plummet
for me it's wurms
overrated as fuck. Who's the second highest wicket taker who averages above 30?
>>158179452
when was the first cric post containing the word be's
He could have beaten my record, and declared? What a fucking coward
>>158179452harbhajan singh>>158179464march 10 2018
>>158179485So this place has been Indian for 8 years?
>signal to look in the boxjeez mate that's sexual assault
Will Afghanistan?
business idea: /cric/ vtuber
Business idea: australia takes a wicket
saw mitch marsh on sunday
beau webster will take australia's next wicket
haven't been paying attention to this match, saffas are trying to draw this yeah? today is the last day?
>>158179564Yes. If by some miracle these two are still in after tea they might have enough runs to go for the win, if the light doesn't stop the game early like it has most of the match.Yes, last day.
>kayo ran out>have to watch the criggy like this
>>158179369is it danger area because it's dangerous for the bowler or batsman?
>>158179582thanks>>158179589use cricinfo
any fucking wickets
Steven "Genius Monster" Smith is about to take a monster catch
just got home, anything interesting happen?
>>158179622where have you been, the kids are worried sick
>Be teenage me>It's the weekend with my deadbeat divorced dadsigh>We go on a road trip>He's got a tape of cricket commentators because he knows I like cricket>Plays a bunch of racist shit and richie benaud swearing
>>158179589crictime
>>158179631based dad introducing you to the 12th man
>muh muh racist fuck up poof. based 12th man playing dad tho
>>158179640bless your heart
>>158179628work had me stay late*wipes the lipstick off my cheek*
GONE GOTTEM
If I put a sonnet in my tinder bio will chixx think I'm sexy?
>>158179564>>158179582If they are still in at tea they will go for it, but still over 250 target with 4 wickets down its looks like the best they can hope for is a draw. Time for some bat out for a draw kino
>>158179658no but steven soliloquay
>>158179631Did he win anything at the pokies that day?
>>158179671>all in the shade>not going up to the boundary to get the fielders to sign stuff for you
Australia really should look to take some wickets hereSouth Africa really should look to make more runs or play more defensively here
>>158179697>subtle film transitions
GONE GOTTEM shame
FUCK OFFUCKOFF
hazleGOD
eye test status?
>getting a wicket from a leg slip tacticshameful english style negativity, not a fan of it
>>158179309lmao
>>158179631how heavily did he beat your mum?
>>158179631for me it was the Tony Grieg and Bill Lawry impressions
>>158179309GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
>>158179712If it were English it would have been dropped
>>158179674One time he won like $900, that was a different day
SMUDGED
POOLAPSE
>>158179712Maybe the batsman should just not play a ball going down leg
RUSH OF BLOOD POOLLASPSE
What's the point of Lyon now that we have Renshaw? Bring Boland in.
>sat down with some mint slices>"man we're never getting a wicket ever again">bang bang
Smithtism wins again
Surely smudge wins MOTM for his clutch of quality catches.
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>158179724But what happens if that ends up being an inswinger?!
>>158179727>mint slicesDELISH
>>158179737lmao terrible ball terrible shot
>>158179615omg
>>158179733It's close but I reckon Renshaw just tips him
business idea: just bowl a fucking fast yorker at this tall cunt he won't be able to block it
how many RSS feeds are you subscribed to?
meant BBC feeds
We need 4 wickets to win this match.
no lunch for bowlers who have zero wickets to be honest
@e-mail guythey're calling it P.E. instead of Gqeberha. complain again and make them learn click sounds and ask they stop using colonial references
>>158179832shan't support white genocide me
>>15817963112th man is based, your dadza was trying
we'll have a rooview thanks
SAVE ME BUNKER
we'll have a jewview thanks
Saffas are good blockers
>laughed at by the umpire for your retarded review
maybe the worst review ive ever seen
>>158179948outside the line
>Maddinson double earring bowling tweakersWhat a cat. I love it.
a post-lunch pooview is natural for my digestive system
>>158179631For me, it was Mahatma Coat
>Hashmatullah's families have been executed following his retarded shot during the 4th inning of the test match between Bangladesh & Afghanistansad!
>part timers bowling surprisingly well with 5 around the wicketPROPERTESTCRICKET
>>158179962your new test opener
HAZLEGOD
SOVL
gg
What a peach.
get fucked Jansen, noodle armed queer
Boerewors
FIVER
>bails go flyingNEURON ACTIVATION
hazlegood
>>158180066mumza agrees that a wicket oh no no no its over
Won't last much longer.
phwoah
Kinda funny that the glove counts as the bat.>Yeah, m8, you were wearing something to stop your hand getting broken, the ball wasn't close to your bad, but it touched the glove above where even the handle is, bad luck son
>>158180075how did you know what i tell phoebe every night
KINO KINO KINO
>>158180077>minor spelling mistake>>158180079from Friends? that phoebe?
>>158180077agreed, LBW shouldn't be out if it hits the pad either
>>158180083
galactic brained carey
You know, Carey has a footballing background
>literally all they had to do was hold and not get outpathetic by the saffs
its ogre
bad light...
well that was boring
Just in time for the new battlefield patch.
AUSGODS WIN HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD
Unfortunate, wanted to see at least 10 overs of defending with all fielders in close
>>158180126HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD
>at least that monkeys off his backjesus
>>158180129man we make it look so easy
>>158180136khawaja bros...
>next test starts on sundaycorrrrnot long to wait for more test cricket, yum yum
>>158180140RLWC too :D SPORT SPORT SPORT
>>158180140hope it can go five days, been really enjoying coming home from toil and being able to watch a session or two
kiwi bros, grats on 2nd place
Why does it start on a sunday, do south africa hate crowds or something?
>>158167593Why did SA schedule this in Durban where they suck, the light sucks, the crowd sucks and there's riots going on? Retarded.
>giving cumdog $1000 USD?what for?
>>158180178Because he smesh the biggest sex
>come out to bat>smacky some sixes>declare>win a grand
Afghanistanbros it could be over...
thank you saffers for coming out in force to give our boys the respect they deserve
>>158180143no-one cares nrlsperg
current australian team isn't very entertaining tbf is itquite clinical sometimes but it's just not 'fun'. no warnie type characters. this is why nobody turned up to watch
>>158179402Dude's 36, not worth fixing anything his body could give out at any time. Not many fast bowlers even make it that far.
>>158179452Sometimes you have to do the best you can with spinners. A Warne or even Macgill doesn't come along too often. Then you're stuck with Colin Funky Miller or Skull.
>>158179452because spin in Australia has averaged literally 60 in Australia over his career so averaging 30 is elite since you still need a cunt to bowl bulk overs anyway it's within a couple of runs of Macgill, Harbijan Singh, Kumble, Herath, Swann only they all bowled in way more helpful conditions
just run the fast bowlers into the dirt and replace em next test
>>158180143They got rid of all the shitter teams like Italy & Scotland?
New Zachy pic just dropped https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ewegny45jvo
>>158180420kek
>>158180420So he wasn't there with carers or anything like people said. Was he an autist or just some brain fried moron?
this is the face of a sane man
>>158180443is he showing off his phone? I have a phone
>>158180443Doesn't look like a guy who only eats nuggets and chips and obsesses about trains, dinosaurs and tigers.
zachy has many dopplegangersa very common, basic look on the poor lad
Apologise
>>158180488not really
>>158180489sorry heather wt20i is just cricket please don't punish me iykwim haha
>>158180488drunk dancing guy in that bouncer webm is actually him thoughbeit
Afghanistan got the draw lads
>>158180517that's real cricket looks like, not some jeets hitting 6s off 10m boundaries on a flat track
>>158180584saar bharat invented cricket saar we wuz aryans and cow shit
get rabada and bard's bf ngidi in and they can easily heem this pozzie batting attackvery mediocre set of batspeople desu
>>158180189
>>158180935wouldn't mind if she checked my undies for sandpaper iykwim haha
some retard burned mum's cherry trees this time.
>>158180723Pipe down bedsitter. Bard has a proto.
saffers team is so shite nowliterally only 4 decent players (markram, bedingham, mulder, jansen)
>>158179962Corrr some ears on that cunt.
TURKBRO IS BACK! :D
not being funny but that's literally zachyis dorkshire a magnet for these type of mongs or something
Zachy would have beat the shit out of that tiger
not sure about that tigers don't have fake plastic rocks on them
Tigers are way better at climbing than Zachy is
they'll have plastic rocks in them by the time /ourguy/ is finished with them
just won at tennis
The smell of broccoli emanating from Zachy's pores would have been enough to repel that tiger. Tigers don't eat vegetables.
walking to get killed by a tiger
The face of a bouldering redditor in a bedsit
>STATE of cric
nice criggy aussissies hand over the mace saffies aammmirite¿
Imagine being a poo lmao
>>158182128>>158184557>not technically disabled just a weird loner>strange edgy social media content>thinks he's way more attractive than he isit's literally z-bro
just seen the pics and the guy does look a lot like zachy ngl
>>158184557you know what to do peeweeGPT
So the dude legit got killed by a tiger? And he climbed in on purpose? Why did he do it
>>158186813Tired of being bullied on /cric/
>>158186813likely just mentally ill, i called it while everyone else insisted it was a spastic who ran off from his carer.
loljust remembered some of you "experts" thought we'd get smoked
I reckon just swap out webster for connolly and then we are good to go for second test
What happened to Cameron Green?
>>158189004ascended
You don't change a winning team lest you have injuries in it
>didnt win by an inningsImprovements needed
>>158189042least*
I think marnus should get dropped because he's shit
>Rashid Khan watching the Afghanistan v Bangladesh Test from the grass banks
remember when the jeetjanny was butthurt after SA 2-0 fuck offed them in india
>>158180454
What's wrong with being eaten by a tiger anyway? Think you wagies are a bit jealous.
>>158190751Posted from the inside of a tigers stomach
>>158185257what strange edgy social media content?
bouldering later
howlering to iykwimhahadering
any ausGOD cricket tonight? hankering for some
>>158190868sundee
Is a tiger's stomach an upgrade or a downgrade on a bedsit?
>>158190877I have a foot fetish
>>158190877Probably a bit bigger
not known for their humour
Not known for having a separate bedroom and living room
certainly wouldn't buy a property that didn't have a separate bedroom and living area
>>158191031GONE GOTTEM
we know but your mum would on your behalf (and did)
no it's 50 square metres
I owned a 250sqm apartment in auckland. 50 would likely be categorised as too small to be a bedsit
i owned a femboy but i had to put him out to pasture
>>158189909Ive heard from trustful sources that some bonafide and emblematic IBAPL posts have been affected by trannyjanny rampages
>>158191200you're a couchy neek because all you do is act neeky on a couch
ya'll get angry when there is no criget on aye
hey zack why dont you fuck off you nonce freak?
>>158191407you're a couchy neek because you're an indolent laptop thumber with bingo wings
stuck in a loop
>>158191509stuck in a poo
packing away my pokemon toys
>>158191568moving?
nice rainy weather all week.
>>158191598give cat pat for me :)
>>158191583sick of dust/revving up for a gf
left my jigglypuffs out butI love jigglypuff
>>158191568>>158191615I threw out all of my gunpla when I moved into my own place thinking now is the time to cut that out, couple of years and no gf later just getting back into the hobby that I got a lot of enjoyment out ofjust b urself
>>158191636basedalso thrown things out i used to enjoy thanks to normies
Hankering
>2nd test between Saffas and Aus starts on SundayA FUCKING SUNDAY?!!?!?WHY
>>158191732not like they're expecting crowds, it's actually elite personally will be starting right as I'm getting home from toil so hoping for another five-dayer
>>158191745should go the five days, SA aren't some shit english side kek
>>158191753and the pitches aren't some australian slop-ins
pozzies can't draw crowds anymorethousands of empty seats for their very dull and neeky team
btw neeky b definitely has a jobjust one of the lads of cricoh please ignore that he goes bouldering every lunchtime and then again at 4pm to fall off some more asterisked v4s
