First for the Rammies winning tonight
>>158168217How do they determine win probability? If the numbers get it wrong so frequently surely there is something wrong with the formula.
>>158168217>Iggles in charge of not choking
My team sucks
>>158168155Kyle isn't leaving his job unless he gets into another car crash
My Ninies :)
>>158168223>BloughI really want to give him a chance. He has some good plays here and there, but I am not really impressed
>>158168238cute boy anon
>>158168238Delicious tummy
Xeattle are all fake demons, Greenlaw should've given Jones a concussion instead of that lovetap
I am HEAVY with gas
>>158168238why do fat woman love to show of their big ol fat bellies
Name 3 things mina kimes has said that proves she knows ball
cakes are gonna lose to rasm, right?
>>158168238dats RITE
>>158168239>David BlowsYou should have never fell for the meme to begin with. The backup QB meme is dying. The best offensive minds were TE or WR coaches now.
>>158168250N/A
>>158168250Oh this is gonna be good
NFL is not fun when the Chiefs aren't playing
>>158168247This however was more brutal
>>158168248Bet gurls just throw themselves at you
My Chargies!
>>158168238Eww
>>158168239>In three situations where the game was on the line this season, David Blough has called a shovel pass to John Bates, a screen pass to Dyami Brown, and an outside throw to Ben SinnottI was never high on him and I've been skeptical since he ran a trick play on the third play of the entire season. It always feels WAY too cute and like he's trying to win by outthinking the DC rather than by letting his best players be playmakers.
>>158168247Nah, the 49ers knew Seattle was going ragebait all game. He was a fucking dumbass and fell for it.
My Chargies... The laughing stock of American sports... RAPED by Bo Nix...I don't think I'll make it to the next genny, bros...
What team will Shanahan coach after SF fires him? 10 years is long enough the fans want something new
>chiefs off their bye>texans off their bye>ravens off their mini bye>jets east coast 10am (chargers on a short week)>pats off their bye>bucs east coast 10am>raiders off their bye>niners on TNF>dolphins east coast 10amnot a single neutral game left on the schedule until chiefs and broncos in the last two week. And even then we get the broncos rather than the chiefs in the last week, and since theyre worse they'll be less likely to be sitting starters.
>>158168259das rite
>>158168247>lose greenlaw to chimpery>multiple players dead before the game starts >multiple players die on the field>still win in SeattleHow in the fuck did they win this game
>>158168227KWAB
I think I am going to stop coming here, you are all literally retarded faggots.
Didn't have time to take my morning dump yesterday because football. Sitting in the toilet now and it feels like I'm giving birth
My undefeated Vikies are on vacation
>>158168251It's 50/50. Stafford might actually be washed.
>>158168282Seattle just isn't that good
>>158168282Refs
>>158168282Did you not watch the game? It was the fucking refs who gifted the Whinners that game
>>158168251Honestly it should be a good game. Stafford legit looks washed but the Bills have no secondary. If Stafford can't produce against this defense, Rams are not a serious contender. But if he can, it could just be a case of who has the ball last
McBride is fucking nutty
>>158168282Refs tried helping Seahawks so hard. Then God made JSN drop a wide open ball. Thats karma bitch
>>158168282Black magic and blood sacrifice.
Imagine holding onto a coach when your division has two younger coaches who’ve both won a ring, while your team always chokes in the playoffs or misses it entirely. How cucked and retarded does your team have to be to think that this is a good dynamic? Notice how Philly won a SB after Reid left?
>>158168300>>158168301Hey, hey, watch this*shits on you*
>>158168293This game is all about the run for the Rams. Ed Oliver is out so the need to get Kyren and Corum some good action. Bills need to test the Rams linebackers with their TEs, cause I don't think their WRs are beating Watson and McDuffie.
>>158168301The refs shat on the whiners the whole game. They made the correct call at the end, stop crying and learn the rules.
>>158168306keep saying it
>>158168282You forgot Cowing being a total retard and not fair catching when a defender is barreling towards him at 30 mph, complete momentum swing for no reason. Purdy and Shanny finally got their head out of their asses on the game winning drive, defense played lights out and Mike Evans is a god. Really don't know why Shanny kept spamming passes when the run game was working fine, one of the rare games where he forgets he has CMC
Looks like promoting sports betting on the negroball circus is starting to take a toll on lil Billy's soul. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158168304Yeah Seahawks crying all over social media because of the last play. Maybe they should be blaming their MVP caliber receiver for dropping that pass
The 49ers now have my respect. That's not an easy thing to accomplish.
>>158168320Darnold better turn it around or they'll let him walk.
>>158168320Can't believe the Refs would do this to the Seahawks. Honestly kinda shameful that the NFL is trying to push the Niners as being good
>>158168306Seahawks and Rams won asterisk rings so no one cares. Drake Maye? Joe Burrow? Come on man. If you don't beat Mahomes, no one cares. And yeah thats the only reason Sirianni is keeping his job otherwise he would have been fired yesterday
>>158168320Not a Hawkstranny but I legit stood up and walked away when this happened. I couldn't believe it. Just the worst drop in the biggest moment by your best players. 999 times out of 1000, he makes that catch
>>158168284See you tomorrow :)
Jackson Smith Njigaboo
>>158168326>let him walk.retard?
>>15816832025 tripping distracted JSN, that's 100% pass interference.
>>158168324Well you have no one's respect, that's quite the accomplishment as well.
>>158168341Yes you are.
>>158168330They still have rings. Shanahan has had 10 years of mostly super teams and have done fuck all with it. There’s literally no precedent for holding onto a coach for 10 years without winning a ring The whole point of football is to win it all. If you don’t win within 5 years, you should lose your job, full stop.
NTA but @8330 I agreeKinda have to beat the man to be the man, wooooo!
>>158168301>purdy shoves a forward pass to his tight end to avoid getting sacked>ball lands 4 yards away from the tight end>INTENTIONAL GROUNDING, OFFENSE NUMBER 13, SPOT FOUL, LOSS OF DOWNS>jalen hurts throws a ball 40 yards over the head of the closest receiver to avoid a sack in the end zone>there is no foul for intentional grounding, the ball was thrown over the head of number 88
>>158168336Kittle had a pretty egregious drop earlier in the game too. Both teams took a big swing of stupid juice before the game.
>>158168363accounting for lack of accuracy of colored QBs, this is correct within the rules of the game
Reminder that Nick Bosa's aura caused Seattle's RB to fumble
>>158168330My favorite cope of all. Rams and Hawks beat the Niners en route to their rings.
49ers will limp into the Owl and somehow manage to win unless it's the Chiefs so somebody better fucking stop KC this year....ya heard it here first.
>his team has never won a Super Bowl
Ties should be treated as a loss for both teams. Change my mind.
>>158168330>asterisk ringWhat part of the Seahawks ring is an aterisk? They beat the other best team (The Rams) en route to the Super Bowl. Them playing the Patriots was merely a formality.
>>158168271Commies are the laughing stock at the moment, Chargies are the second laughing stock.
>>158168363Throwing into the stands is always reffed that way, you hear it mentioned all the time "if it's not there throw it in the stands"
>>158168377Wrong it should count as a negative win for both teams. A tie means both teams get two losses.
>his dick has never been in a vagina
>>158168379Finally someone else
ppl forgettin the cowsois L already huh
>>158168393thanks for the reminder, that defense is rough
>>158168388Technically speaking, everyones penis has been in their moms vagina during birth. However, my penis has also been in everyones moms vagina (usually after the birth)
The worst part about the commies giants tie is how ugly it looks on the standings
>>158168402Kek
>>158168402C-section babies never touch the mother's vagina
>>158168393Losing to the 0-4 bucs starting a UDFA QB is somehow the least embarassing thing an NFCE team did this week
Mendoza is literally the next Brady
TE/WR background>Andy Reid>Ben Johnson>Kyle Shanahan>Sean McVay>Dan Campbell>Dave CanalesQuarterback background>Zac Taylor>Matt Nagy>Mike LaFleur>Joe Brady>Liam Coen>Shane Steichen>Mike McCarthyPS three teams promoted young QB coaches directly to OC and ALL of them suffer horrific playcalling
>In his postgame press conference, Giants head coach John Harbaugh called a 42-yard field goal “very makeable, but it’s not a gimme” and said that the goal was to “try to get as many yards as we could” rather than kick at that point or simply take a knee to work the clock down.Same guy who had Justin Tucker for the majority of his HC career btw.
My NFL team sucks but my NBA team is a contender. That's how I will cope.
>>158168420That's an awful cope. Apehoop is even worse than luckswing.
Justin watson!? Whyyyy
>>158168410Luckily I touch their mothers vagina. With my penis.
>>158168388Mine’s been inside (male) buttholes though. Does that count?
>>158168425Basketball is cool. I like the Xs and Os of basketball just as much as football.
>>158168406>Despite two inter-division teams playing against each other, the NFC East didn't win a game this weekKek-a-roonie
>>158168402
>>158168418Well he doesn't have Justin Tucker anymore so what's your point
>>158168388There ARE people that CHOOSE not to have sex, you know.
Isn’t it impressive that all 3 of the undefeated teams are small market teams?
>>158168441Boy do I have a sport for you
>>158168456Yeah. Like most moms choose to not have sex with their men anymore after I have touched their vaginas with my penis. Yes, it is that good of a penis. It ruins women.
>>158168458>San Francisco>small market
>>158168458KC is the only small market team. Minneapolis is classified as a medium market and the SF Bay Area is a large market.
>>158168449be probably should have signed tucker to the gints
Are my 9ers superbowl favorites? Still early in the season, lots to clean up, I still dont feel comfortable with where theyre at. Bosa cant stay fucking healthy, our best WR has broken ribs..
>make a football post>no replies except that one obsessed fat fuck>off-topic post about sex or bussy>half a million replies
>>158168464NTA but I think Anon was referring to Asexuality. I get what you're saying though.
>>158168478Its probably still the Chiefs
>>158168478Chiefs/49ers again hahaha xD
>>158168464Meh, it's pretty good for a white guy penis but my wife says she's had better.
sex or bussy
post about this bussy.
>>158168494one million replies
>>158168494Put me in the screenshot
>>158168347
>>158168389The only reason it's not the phins is because everyone and their fucking dog expected us to be ass going into the season
>>158168494BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY
>>158168494hdgdl
I'm trying not to push too much recency bias but yesterday was pretty weirdNO IDEA what to make of Packers and Bears right now
>>158168506The Dolphins are that one kid who makes fun of himself so the other kids won't bully him.
It's a bussy thread
>>158168378
Vikings Chiefs Super Bowl
>>158168516I would move the cardinals up. I think they're going to win a couple funny trap games.
Is it safe to say the AFC West belongs to the Raiders once Mendoza takes over? Dude looks like the best QB in the division already.
>>158168478They're looking mighty fine, but I wouldn't call them favorites unless they get really healthy really fast. Thankfully there's not too many season ending injuries, and they're not on players that are essential. The best guy that's out for the entire season is probably Pearsall. Everyone else that's hurt is gonna come back. I have a feeling they're going to make a relatively big sized move before the trade deadline though to give them a boost.Whether or not they're healthy at the right time is the only real factor.
>>158168528>superbowl 4 rematchNeat
>>158168458Chiefs small market?
>>158168531Yeah you sold me
>>158168516Vikings are the least fraudulent team in the league. That defense is unsinkable.
>>158168528I'm peeping Pats 9ers
Is it DPI? No.Is it defensive holding? No.I know... let's throw an illegal contact flag.
>>158168230I don't think you understand. If there's even a remote chance of something happening, it could happen.
>>158168541List the good teams they've beaten
>>158168538It's no NYC
>>158168551No one has beaten anyone good. There are no good teams.
>>158168528Would be extremely kino. A redo of Super Bowl 4
Why did the refs do this?
what has mina so excited?
>>158168533> I have a feeling they're going to make a relatively big sized move before the trade deadlineUgh idk how I feel about this. Obviously we need to make a move before the deadline I just hope they trade away a 2028 pick instead of 2027 pick. The draft nerds are saying that the 2027 class is so loaded that a 3rd round 2027 pick has more value than a 2026 2nd round pick
Is there still no update on Penis
>>158168313>some close calls go against the miners>an obvious 1st down is overturned>this is okay by niners fans you people are the reason corruption has rotted the core of the west. have some principles you spinless faggot
>>158168559Likely my penis (if she is a mom)
>>158168418I don’t disagree with his thinking there. Zvada was bad that game and the conditions weren’t ideal. Skat just needs to hold onto the ball and they win.
>>158168559Those chairs look so fucking uncomfortable
>>158168516>but they're a little spicyUnironically what makes you think we're spicy?
which are the most watch games for week 6?
>>158168548It feels like we get a team who loses after having a 99% chance to win every week. There are not enough games played for it to happen that frequently, the numbers are wrong.
>>158168573Because if Daniels goes down again you've got a chance to beat anyone
>>158168573nta but the seattle game, obviously
>>158168573You beat the bitch pigeons.
>>158168494blooba
Which one of you checks the oil around here?
>>158168572people who have chairs without a headrest confuse and disgust me
>>158168559Ryback highlights
>>158168559The emotion looks so organic of everyone*Shits*
>>158168574I just watch chiefs, packers and cowboys every week. They are the protagonists
>>158168563>an obvious first down is overturned The only thing that is obvious is that you do not know the rules. They even explained it on the broadcast. Stop crying.
>>158168320Seahawks should have drafted Denzel Boston. Jadarian Price was a massive reach
I really don't think the Broncos would've had a better chance at going to the Superbowl if Nix's ankle weren't hurt. Nix isn't that good. The Patriots were not good either but they genuinely were the best team in the AFC
>>158168574funny that TNF is the most watchable game this week
>>158168441>shoot the 3 or layups only
>>158168538Prior to the Mahomes era it was a small market team. With the Multiple Owl wins and Taylor Swift artifically inflating the fan base its made it a much larger market just by inflation. Chiefs also gobbled up STL down to Texas and up to the Plains with their market
Why are there no pictures of white 49ers fans. Dont they play in the Bay Area?
>>158168558REMINDER1. Deebo didn't fumble. He was down2. It was NOT intentional grounding, there was a tight end in the area3. Mike McDonalds calling a timeout before the Purdy touchdown was bullshit and refs gave it to him anyway4. Trevon Diggs punched Mike Evans in the face and no flag5. Seatrannies crying because that Rams reject Cooper Kupp went out of bounds before extending his arm
>>158168599The NFL has to give Amazon a couple of good games or they won't keep paying for them.
>>158168578>>158168581>>158168582Fair enough. I'll be honest, I still don't know how that happened
>>158168604
>>158168602That must give a lot of hope to small market teams. They think "hey if KC can become a big team we can do it too"
>>158168609Yeah thing is that TNF normally is teams having to play jobby football to win ugly games due to the short week. Meanwhile all the games have been servicable at least this year. No clue why the Falcons keep getting primetime games though???
>>158168563You obviously didn't watch the game. The Brock Purdy intentional grounding and the debo fumble were questionable oh and that holding call on Dominic Puni was bad. Seahawks wouldn't be crying about the 4th down conversion if their elite receiver didn't drop that ball be mad at him instead. Btw it's obvious most of you guys don't know the rules on where the ball is supposed to be marked when you go OB. Kupp extended the ball when he was already OB. One more thing, watch the Kupp on the post game conference. He said he was short of the line.Seahawks fans are Sidney Clancy levels of delusion and butthurt
>>158168559Bussy
>4/5 of my Commanders' next games are in prime time
>>158168626The NFL was expecting Tua to win comeback player of the year. They didn't realize he was cheeks until it was too late to change the schedule.
>>158168317Good. Fuck gambletards.
>>158168629Sad!
>>158168623Ehhh I guess. The Chiefs market isn't organic like some others. As soon as Mahomes Magic runs out and Travis retires I wouldn't expect the teams markets shrinks dramatically. The only market Chiefs have a solid hold in is STL after the Rams incident with Kroneke.
>>158168563>obvious first downYeah it was so clear and obvious the line judge declared him short, and absolutely no angle at all whatsoever clearly and obviously showed he made the first.All that to set up a shot at scoring a TD or at worst a field goal that would've sent them to overtime. I don't know why Seahawks fans are acting like the first down would have guaranteed a win.
>>158168604We are a multicultural fanbase señor
>>158168623Plenty small market teams have won the SB and or had their chance. that's why CAP is necessary
>>158168563>>an obvious 1st down is overturned>obviousMaybe if you need 10 yards you should throw it ahead of the sticks. You know, get 12 obvious yards instead of 9 7/8ths obvious yards with 1/8ths going up to the reffies
>>158168635*would expect
>>158168638I'm tired of pretending I care about people like this living in AmericaFuckin whatever. I'm Irish and I feel like we're more or less on the same level
>>158168458Vikings media market is 13-14th I believe. Medium sized.
>>158168623market size barely matters in the NFL, if at all
>>158168638>Goes to Levi’s Stadium >Doesn't wear jeansWhat a selfish bitch.
>>158168378They didn’t have to play Mahomes
>>158168561I honestly just want them to make the call for Vita Vea. They have to shore up that D Line. If they're healthy the o line is good, they have enough weapons, and the backfield is solid. They've been getting gouged on the run game and their pass rush is anemic. Though yesterday the defense stepped the fuck up well over what I thought they'd do. Grace Halton had a great day and I hope it's not a flash in the pan.
>>158168494I mean…
>>158168634This team used to just ruin my Sundays at 1pm. Then they had 1 good year and ruin my evenings and Mondays too
>>158168654Maybe Patty should've made the fucking playoffs then
>>158168638>mostly Mexican>multiculturalFind me an Asian or Pajeet wearing 49ers gear then. Bet you can’t
>>158168623Small market teams do not have a disadvantage in the NFL. The Ravens, Steelers and Packers also count as small market teams.
who ya got tonight?
>>158168604Shit is so expensive no one wants to blow their money retardedly. Except Mexicans. It's $100 to park, for fucks sake.
>>158168551ChicagoGreen BayIf they go .500 for the rest of the season they’re an 11-win playoff contender w that defense.
>>158168651Only matters for television placement. Revenue sharing means all 31 old men win equally. The NFL is also very evenhanded with their merch advertising. Everyone gets to ride the float.
>>158168523all time reffery
>>158168635KC has had one of the most loyal fan bases forever dum asd
>>158168674This. Also Levi's is a shit stadium. It's unironically better to watch the games at home.
>>158168654>the 2025 postseason was weak because [Losing Team] didn't make the playoffsI don't understand how this works. The Chiefs were a losing team with Mahomes healthy. Revisionist historians have declared the Chiefs were 8-0 and then when Mahomes got hurt they lost 9 in a row.
>>158168635Fuck you. The Chiefs are worldwide favorites.
>>158168667
I am convinced that Trevor Lawrence taps into some Toon Force bullshit. There's no way him and his goofy pack of retards should be doing so well.
>>158168671Caleb's coming over first then OBJ is stopping by
>>158168693What would ever make you say that
>>158168684It really is. I went to a game a couple weeks back only because someone else bought the tickets for me. Fuck me, I can't imagine paying at minimum $200/ticket, $100 to park, and then $18 for a hotdog.They did have Redzone playing on two jumbotrons outside the arena, so you could tailgate and watch that, so that was cool.
>>158168688Mahomes is the best player in the league. The Chiefs are the best team in the league without fluke injuries. If you haven’t beaten him in the playoffs, your ring was unearned. You can’t prove that you were the best team in the league without beating the best team in the league.
>>158168640>>158168651>>158168668Yeah i understand that but im talking about a small team becoming super relevant in america/worldwide culture. Not just winningIdk if im explaining well
>>158168702Why didn't Pegasus use his money and power to find a new wife instead of going through that convoluted ass plan that probably wouldn't have even worked?
we are all trash but at least it's been funny
>>158168674Why not just take BART or Caltrain to the VTA to the game?
>>158168706It's unironically why Niners flood SoFi. Better stadium + you flex on a rival.
>>158168707So great of a player he was 6-7 and losing a must win game to the Chargers when he got hurt?>b-b-but his team was hurt!!!If he's the greatest player in the league they should have a winning record. For fucks sake they're 4-0 now, why can't you just say "yeah they just played bad last season"? People have bad seasons.
>>158168707This one of several reasons that Ben Rapistburgers rings were illegitimate: he didn't have to go through the Patriots to get them!
>>158168689That's not a good thing
I don’t think there’s a single natural blonde cowboys fan. Those come from Scandinavia, not Mexico. This is what real Cowboys fans look like.
My donkeys are SHIT!
>>158168721Because everyone else does. The line for the train after the game was so long you'd have to wait to be on the 10th train to get out of there.Really the only play is to stay at a hotel nearby, but that's another expense on top of it all. It's just a shitty, arduous experience unless you're willing to drop a shitload of money.
>>158168721BART to Levi's is a pain. Caltrain is the move. Peninsula you can take the train down to Santa Clara, then one stop on the Amtrak line from Sac to Gilroy
>>158168710fans really just want to see their team winI doubt old queefs fans like the swifties and statmutt types
>>158168714He was only 24 he was kinda stupid
>>158168725The Chiefs would have won that game if the dirty, stinky Chargers didn’t bountygate Mahomes because of their inferiority complex.If the chiefs won the game, literally everything was in place for them to make the 7th seed. Mahomes has never been defeated in the wildcard round.
*moves to 2-0 against the reffies this season*
>>158168710We get what you're saying but that always been a core part of the NFL. The Packers are the core franchise in the league, the Lombardi trophy is names after their coach, and they come from the literal middle of nowhere.
>>158168693They have been consistently good since last season
>>158168738>>158168721>>158168737Slightly off-topic but is San Francisco a good city to move to if I'm deathly afraid of driving and want to build a normal life without owning a car?
>>158168707>best team in the league without fluke injuries.Stfu. They sucked ass all year last year, even before the injuries. They won 6 games. Maybe they get to 8 if Mahomes doesn’t get hurt.If you really want to press the point then:The Broncos kicked the Chiefs ass for the division -> the Patriots beat them -> the Seacucks beat them for the chip.
>>158168671Joshie
>>158168738And how much that cost in total
>>158168689Gee I dunno about that. Take away you recent Owl wins and Taylor Swift and I don't think anyone cares about the Chiefs much outside Missouri
>>158168494Masturbation preferred tbqhwyf
>>158168752Pretty sure it's top 3 to go carless in the US.I watch a lot of videos about BART and their bike infrastructure.
>>158168752LMAO
>>158168748You got a good point
>>158168752It's serviceable. You can get around the bay without a car pretty easily. SF proper is a bit awkward with the busses and rails, but also not so big that awkward bus schedules take forever. And parking is so shit the cultural norms of owning a car are slightly weaker than the rest of CA for sure.
Ninerbros not like this
Dre Greenlaw suspended 1 game because Seatrannies cried to Roger Goodell and the league office for rape
>>158168774>>158168777xecucks are so fucking fragile lmao
Everyone ITT is talking about the Chiefs even though we didn’t play yesterday. As they should! Whenever Mahomes isn’t on the field, the commentators should be asking “Where is Patrick Mahomes, the greatest Quarterback of all time?” Whenever Taylor Swift isn’t in the stands, the commentators should be asking “Where is Taylor Swift, the most famous musician of all time?”
>>158168752You’ll have to walk through human feces without one, but, yes, you can ride their gay little ricearoni trolleys around.
I got patato salad for lunch
>>158168766>>158168773Thank you. I'm going to try. It's not enough to be able to exist without a car, I need to be somewhere that I'm not seen as a freak for not driving>>158168768What's so funny? I'm serious. If this is a bad idea I need to know why>>158168781I'm used to homeless people and american city grossness, I can handle it
>>158168781hey man fuck you cable cars are cool
>>158168752Santa Clara/ San Jose is actually pretty based for public transit. Not even the criminals and homeless use the VTA so you'll always have room to yourself.
>>158168789>this is a bad idea I need to know whyDo you have a shit load of money?A studio probably rents for 2k a month there now days
>>158168782Gayest shit I've ever seen posted in /nfl/
>>158168756$12 bucks for the train from SF proper to Santa Clara. $5 from Santa Clara to right outside the stadium. Also it's only one stop from Santa Clara, so it's decently easy to sneak on for that.
How many tonight?
>>158168782Jesus christ
>>1581688054 loads to Kronii, 18 to Polka
>>158168795Glad to hear it>>158168800If I can find somewhere for $1500 then that would be acceptable. I'm willing to live with a roommate
>>158168803How so?
>>158168282They have the clear best roster in the league but the substation means they’re always too hurt to make a playoff run
I’ve been priced out of Nashville and will be forced to move to Memphis to contend with rising property values and ruinous cost of living increments brought about by rich crapifornia transplants. At least I don’t have to support the Titans anymore.
>>158168756>>158168804If you're coming from the east bay side of the capital coridor, then it's just one ticket. Think it costs 19 to go from Berkeley directly to the Stadium.
>>158168752Pros- Beautiful city with a lot of history- Lots to do within the city and in the surrounding area- Public transport isn't great but it's serviceableCons - Rent is outrageously expensive- Homeless problem isn't *as* bad as people say it is online but still a problem- In recent years the city has become infested with tech people who are some of the worst people on the planet, you can't walk two steps without your eyes being assaulted by aislop adsI live in the south bay which is basically a giant suburb so I'm biased, but SF was always a place that's fun to visit and take a day trip in but not a place I'd be super thrilled to live in
>>158168825Did they close the wharf?
>>158168833Which one? Fisherman's? That shit still going.
>>158168821Are there any white people in Memphis?
>>158168821So now you'll root for the grizzlies?
If not for the Civil Rights Act, Lacrosse would be the most culturally dominant sport in America. Lacrosse is like soccer but not for pussies.
>Hargrave out for the year This is why you don't play starters when you're up by 4 scores with 3 minutes left Matt. Fucking retard
>>158168821Get fucked faggot. Your hick flyover states are being CULTURALLY ENRICHED. Enjoy getting stabbed by black guys while my Basedfornian buddies enjoy boba and cage free Non-GMO eggs.
>>158168752lived there ~7 years without a car, having one is actually more of a pain than notunfortunate that it's so expensive and full of retards because otherwise it's one of my favorite places in the world
I am convinced that Brian Flores Defensive philosophy goes beyond just simple blitz scheme and that its more of >Modern QBs no longer have the grit and nerve to make smart decisions quickly and fall back on bad college habits lets exploit thatI genuinely think thats his mindset when we see so many struggling QBs that if you can make the offense constantly miscue due to constant pressure then they will just unravel over the course of the game.
Best NFL stadium to access by transit is Lumen fieldWorst by far is whatever KC has
>>158168850Boba tea is fucking disgusting. There’s literally nothing wrong with GMOs. Most of the shit you eat is genetically modified. The corn and bananas you shove up your faggot ass are the result of centuries of inbreeding and those plants do not exist in nature.
>>158168857How gay are you on a scale of 1-10
>>158168367tbf Kittle came down with the flu the day before and was toughing it out during the game, still did enough to justify being out there.
>>158168866Basically he is racist thinking todays nfl black QBs can't think fast enough is basically what you're saying
>>158168879I'm a Eagles fan, if that helps
>>158168320>that'll be the richest WR contract in NFL history, please.
>>1581688793
>>158168876>t. rural and suburban retardYour time is over hick. You are being replaced (and that's a good thing).
>>158168838Nice
>>158168885Fake AI slop. Tlaw wears way more ice than that.
>>158168881Well he did hate Tua
your first place panthers
Just woke up bois Coffee time
>>158168282Purdy is just that guy
>>158168899gm
>>158168893A black female cat recently adopted me. first time having a black cat they are so fucking cool
>>158168899>just woke up at 1 o’clock go back to sleep gramps the day is already halfway over
Penis is sore
>>158168899Brother it's 2:30PMYou slept half the day away
The NFC will have two playoff teams this season make it in without a winning record
youre all too zesty. Ill head to the gym. There better be a straighter genny going on when I return.
>>158168899It's noon you sleep too long
>>158168914and both of those teams will win on wildcard weekend.
>>158168899Based hawaiiposter
>>158168774Kinda expected this. He has a history of being retarded. If this was his first offense they'd take the half of the game he missed as his "suspension" but he does dumb shit all the time.
>>158168905>>158168912Maybe he works 3rd shift or a job that he gets off early in the am. I used to work a job 2pm to 4am 3 times a week, get home by 5am and after shower and brushing my teeth be in bed around 5:30 am, and I'd get up most days around 1pm. Maybe stop judging him? I swear all this site does is hate and judge.
It's a fed holiday, it's fine to sleep in.
>>158168251Not confident with the bills defense and O-line these past few games.
>>158168774what he do
>>158168932Kill yourself you sensitive crybaby faggot.
>>158168934Oh, right, I forgot about that. Nobody but postmen and bankers actually take it off.
>>158168943He headbutted a seahawk while he was wearing a helmet and the seahawk was not.
>>158168629Comedy gets ratings
>>158168902gm gm *stretches*
>>158168945Nah sensitive is being uppity about the time someone wakes up you dick sucker. Even if you woke up early you probably just woke up to immediately go on the internet and be a little bitch, so what did getting up early really matter?
>>158168943he was out of bounds on the seahawks sideline after a play and the entire fucking swarm of us12s surrounded him, he held his ground and when one guy without a helmet got in his face he tapped him with his helmet. got ejected from the game. would have been way less close if not for that.
>>158168912>>158168905>>158168919Oh shi my bad, gonna set alarm earlier tomorrow >>158168925west coastie
>>158168821Who willing moves to memphfrica? If you are not White that makes sense
>>158168217What is wrong with the Eagles? Why do they go back and forth between super bowl champions and being shit?Hillarious that this is their most successfull period in history
>>158168953He deserves more than 1 day deserves 10 game suspension that's animal behavior
>>158168971>Niners and Rams running the division between them>Seahawks uppity but in third>Cardinals slumming around in lastOrder is finally restored
>>158168980Rams need to win tonight to take second
In 15 minutes Kevin Wildes is gonna walk through the door of destiny and they're gonna have a bag pipe player and it's gonna be really funny and silly and everybody's gonna have a bloody good laugh hahaha
>>158168916I’m in charge of the genny while Klaus is out doing his 50 sets of thigh adductors.
>>158168217Shegles fans...Bow.
>>158168979He only got one game because the seahawks baited him into it to get him ejected. It was a stupid monkey move though.
>>158168990Unironically, yes.
>>158168978Sirianni beat Patrick Mahomes, so he has job security forever btw. Doesn't matter if philly throws trash at him
>>158168978Sirianni isnt a real coach. That team is carried by elite drafting jobs and lightning in a bottle coordinator teams.
>>158168988fugg dem rasms boyfuggem
Sirianni literally beat the best fucking quarterback ever to play the sport and made him look like a bum and yall want him fired. Poverty shit.
>>158168857Live in NYC. I have never even sat in a driver's seat.
>>158168217If the Bills lose today, its time to have a dialogue about him and Drake Maye, and who the best qb in that division really is.
>>158169030>SirianniYou mean Howie Roseman.
>>158169038Oh hell naw
>>158169030LOL, Philly beat prime Tom Brady and Mahomes in Superbowl and they're still mad. Literally the shittiest fans in the NFL. Nobody likes them
Aiyuk needs to hop on social media again. His bum ass commanders are an embarrassment while the 9ers look good and are gonna get off your contract and maybe even take back their money from you
>pederson wins an owl with the iggles>doesn't win a playoff game in 2019>misses playoffs in 2020>gets fired>sirianni wins an owl with the iggles>doesn't win a playoff game in 2025>on track to miss playoffs in 2026???
>>158168953Seahawks cannot properly wear a football helmet, so it makes sense that it wouldn’t have been wearing one.
>>158168990Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Wildes is so goody. He definitely won't be crashing out today
>>158168671I like the Rammies. I think they --might-- be getting back into form.
How will Josh handle the hostile SoFi and Allegiant stadium crowd on back to back weeks?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>158169051Philadelphia is equally as shitty as Cleveland but for opposite reasons, Cleveland defends and loves their awful teams
>>158168973It is the biggest faggot pussy shit in the world when the QB takes a hit and everyone has to "come back him up". He's a fucking professional football player. He can take a hit and get the fuck back up like everyone else. You wanna run towards the sideline for a first down? Get ready to get popped at the edge.I hate all these protections for QBs. They abuse the fuck out of them.
>>158169062They win tonight, and they’re the 5th seed. Which matters a lot in October.
The chargers haha
>>158169063kek Bringing football back to LA was a huge mistake.
>>158169064I feel like everything has been going exactly to plan for you guys.
>>158169064The Dolphins are doing exactly what every Dolphins fan wants right nowI think they're the most dignified 0-17 team imaginable
>>158169062If they don't win this game they're effectively 4 games behind the division lead with only 5 weeks played, meaning a playoff run would need to be entirely on the road. They need to get their shit together and fast.
>>158169063I heard Michael B Jordan is gonna be at the game. He’s a huge rams fan. I wonder who he’s going with?
>>158169064Someone has to lose...
>>158169067I get it but the NFL wants to protect their cash cows especially with how often teams whiff on getting good ones. they can't be easily replaced.
>>158168217The jags one is unbelievable
>>158169081>I think they're the most dignified 0-17 team imaginablebucs would have been the happiest to be 0-17 though
>>158168990Oh shit
>>158168528>Superbowl 4 rematch that probably looks like the Chiefs Bucs owl with Patrick getting his bussy pounded relentlessly Kino
>>158169090All of these protections are demonstrably not preventing injuries. Quartebacks are dropping like flies left and right. All it does is promote offense by neutering the defense. Which is the goal of it all. Make the game as easy as possible for the offense. I really don't know how defenses can do it today. If you can't succeed as a QB in today's league, your body is betraying you or you're just the worst QB in history.
>>158169076more like letting them leave LA in the first place was a mistake. stan kroenke stole the rams away from st. louis but it was stealing them BACK after that retard georgia frontiere stole them from LA.
>>158169104According to Tom Brady QBs keep getting hurt because they are relying on the zebras to protect them instead of playing smart.
>>158169083I think he’s gonna go with this bitch
>>158169064>Haven't lead all year>Have been behind in points 94% of the seasonNot like this Dolphin bros...
>>158169104yeah it's not about the reality, I'm just explaining why they're not going to change. protecting their cash cows is not just about preventing injury, because they don't see them as people. they see them as investments. and part of protecting your investment is to increase how much return you get on it. making it harder for defenses to play against them is a different side of the same coin.
>>158169111Regardless, the current situation at SoFi is an embarrassment. A team that has been this good for around a decade should not have their stadium taken over so easily.
>>158168230it's a lagging indicator, not a leading indicator. Basically it tells you what has happened based on the current circumstances from thousands of previous games regardless of context, rule changes, or whatever. It's really only there for engagement and to make narratives or to point out when a team fucks up big time
What's their endgame?
>>158169104Scoring and yards per game has been way down the last two years, like the lowest it had been in 4 or 5 decades. The data doesn't support your point that it's "easy" on offense right now.
If Brady returned today would he be a top 15 QB?
>>158169151Tank for a QB
Who is getting a spanking tonight?I hope the Bills embarrass Stat Padford but I suspect the riggi is in for the Rasm
>>158169162No he's pretty old. He already kind of lost in his last season.
>>158168866The philosophy is more like >Every QB dropback is on a progression like system post fangio, and once those progressions are thrown out of whack offenses are prone to taking sacks or throwing inaccurate / ill advised balls, even when they go into their blitz check, and if someone pressures the QB quick enough they can't even properly do that>Offensive line play is purely an assignment based game and has been for 20 years, and they only have so many shifts in progression >I can force them into situations where they either are putting up a TE against an elite rusher 1on1 or are letting a great rusher go unblockedTeams are trying heavy personnel against the Flores blitz packages and it's making things even worse. An offensive guru is going to have to totally reinvent the wheel or totally beat the Vikings on the ground (good luck since they're also the best run defense in the NFL) to solve it, because Flores has basically created the ultimate counter to the modern offense.Anyone thinking it's just simply blitzing is not looking at how the Vikings defense motions pre snap
>>158169147The Rams are fucking terrible at brand building, while the 49ers are great at it. That's why the Rams get mogged not only locally but even internationally. The NFL would love for them to get their shit together as a major market team but their business-side front office is run by abject retards.
>>158169122It's multiple reasons, but with how much protections the QBs have, scouts are starting to factor mobility so much more. In today's league you have to be able to run as a QB. Not everyone has to be Lamar Jackson, but the era of gunslinging pocket passers is over.Thing is more "mobile" QBs are typically smaller, lighter, and more fragile. Running sideways across the line of scrimmage, stopping on a dime to plant your feet to throw is a recipe for non-contact injuries like ACL, MCL, and Achilles tears.Quarterbacks have always ran or scrambled, but in today's league it's all over the fucking place. "Making plays with your legs" is as important as arm strength used to be.
>>158169162If you put Tom Brady in Chicago with Ben Johnson they go 20-0 even with no defense
>>158169162Yes. There are some pretty terrible quarter backs out there
>>158169157Because quarterback play has gotten demonstrably worse. Everyone is trying to make "off script" plays a priority, instead of just playing in the pocket well and running up yards that way.People today are more concerned with how well a QB does when the pocket collapses instead of how well he does when the pocket is intact.
>>158168230It "gets it wrong" at the same rate the probabilities would suggest, which is the point. A team with a 0.1% chance to win ends up winning 1 in 1000 times and a team with 3.3% chance to win ends up winning 1 in 30 times. If that wasn't the case, then those wouldn't be the correct percentages.
>>158169183The rams are more valuable than the 49ers just like how LA is more valuable than SF
>>158169147No one in LA cares about the sports teams right now outside of the Dodgers. After Kobe retired/died and then the ensuing Buss family drama and eventual sale, the average Los Angeles sports fan doesn't care about the Lakers. LA hadn't had football in so long no one cared when the Rams came back. The Chargers are an afterthought. The only way LA would care about an NFL team again is if the Raiders came back but that is never happening.
>>158169064The Abyss for Chambliss
>>158169184>starting toWelcome to the future from more than a decade ago unc, the pendulum has already started swinging back.
>>158169205I actually think offenses have become too scripted and not 'wheel and deal' enough and that's the real problem.
>>158169064Hey man at least those manning jersey sales will do numbers
>>158169208We are not talking about franchise value, we are talking about fan loyalty. Those are two completely different metrics.
>>158169208San Francisco is infinitely more valuable than that dumpster fire of a city though. LA is economically worthless. Entertainment is dead
thank god evans left that bum baker.
>>158169208>bigger market>more valuable franchiseKroenke is also richer than the Yorks, so if they ran their business properly they wouldn't be outcompeted in the brand race all the fucking time.
>>158169208Yeah I just don’t believe that. Tesla alone probably clears LA. Stanford medicine is also there.
>>158169166Is that why they left their OL in shambles?
>>158169237I've always liked the Bakeshow he doesn't deserve the hate :(
>>158169222I think it's simply the opposite. Instead of learning how to make subtle movements in the pocket to gain the .4 seconds needed to let X route develop where you throw to spot Y for receiver Z, the pocket begins to collapse and it's panic, scramble mode. Run around and run and run and run until something's open or if you see a lane up the field/down the sideline take it yourself.Guys used to be forced to be in the pocket because moving out of it was death. So you didn't learn how to break 59 tackles or juke, you learned how to take a subtle step forward or to the side while keeping your eyes down field. Knowing your routes like the back of your hand. Knowing in your mind "all I need is .3s more and he'll be right at this spot if I throw it there".
>>158169233>Entertainment is deadIt is in the sense that social media and affordable film equiptment has eliminated the barrier of entry but that along with streaming services has saturated the market. I think AI films, once the tech is betterin like a decade, will really take out the television and film industry and film with real actors and sets will become 'niche' like Opera or live theater are today. Which I'm somewhat excited for because 'real' film quality should theoretically skyrocket.
>>158169210Youngcuck will not like this post
Total division standings if you don't count divisional rivalry games1. NFC North 11-32. AFC North 11-53. NFC West 7-44. AFC West 6-55. NFC East 5-76. AFC East 7-107. AFC South 5-118. NFC South 4-11>North > West > East > SouthThe truth is hard for some to bear
>>158169274Baker is only good when people shit on him. He is fueled by hate, positive reinforcement drains his power.
>>158169275That's a good point but don't you think what you're describing is a skill only the elite QBs have? There are only 5 to 7 players in the NFL tops who can make those subtle adjustments you're referring too. Even 'good' mid tier qbs like Nix and Darnold can't do that.
>>158168217Another fun week in the books, following tonight's game.
>>158169251Yeah what does that have to do with SF? Lmao they’re in Austin.>>158169233>>158169239>>158169232All that matters is that the rams have more money and will always have more money than the 49ers. No amount of winning or losing will change that. Wins come and go but money is forever
>>158169298that settles it brock purdy is elite
>>158169298Yesterday proved that Darnold is a bum who got carried hard.
>>158169292The contract he got right before the season made him complacent. The Bucs definitely regret it because he did not look good before the injury.
>>158169304Always was.
>>158169162Only if he's in a Shanahan/Reid/McVay/Johnson offense
>>158169302If you're getting outplayed in business all the time by someone with less money you're a bitch and suck at your job. Money is a weapon and if you don't use it right you get beaten up. Being rich and being wealthy are not the same thing.
Yeah, I think I have to stop watching this dogshit team for a while. This is just fucking miserable.
>>158169314Brady would be 5-0 with the chargers. Bustin Heebert is the most overrated qb of all time.
>>158169292Maybe. He started shitting the bed last season when he was the front runner for the MVP after week 6 or something
>>158169310Fact Check: FALSE
>>158169302>All that matters is that the rams have more money and will always have more money than the 49ers.If that's your yardstick then the Cowboys are the best team in the league, and nobody with a brain in their head would actually argue that.
>>158169298The difference is this is what all QBs had to do. Whether or not they did it was the difference between Peyton Manning, Alex Smith, or some dogshit QB whose name isn't worth remembering. It's why guys like Vick, Young, or going back to Tarkenton were so special. Now every QB in the league save for old holdovers like Stafford and Rodgers are running and scrambling all over the place
>>158169328That too. Shit I'm looking around the league and there are some loaded teams out there. Fucking Falcons have some weapons on that roster. I bet Brady would be good on that team even
>>158169287Don’t let Cletus see this post
>>158169338I think the Broncos have the richest owner because they have that Walmart money.
>>158168261what are you? gay?
I think Brady can still play.
Why are the 49ers patient with Shanahan when they weren’t with Harbaugh?
>>158169352Maybe, but the value of the Cowboys as a franchise is the highest in the NFL (and the world, for that matter).
>>158169359They win with Shanahan
>>158168217being a shitty offense caught up to them
>>158169359You're still at it? Here's your (You), just because I feel bad for you.
>>158169341Bryce Young isn’t that special.
>>158169359Because Shanahan is a top 3 HC in the league and Harbaugh wasn't.
>>158169375Manlet bros, we never get the respect we deserve
>>158169375oi ur a cheeky kunt I'll giv u that
>>158169356Nah nigga I like hot chicks not uggo bitches
>>158169383He was a top 3 coach in 2014
>>158169359Harbaugh bullied Jed York and Trent Baalke tricked him into thinking the team could win without Harbaugh. This gave York severe trust issues and he's latched onto Shanahan because he's the only person who's never lied to him. Even after they fucked up and traded for Lance Shanny told York that Purdy was the only good qb on the roster.
>>158169356All these anons obsessed with other dudes sexuality because their tastes don't allign are the real gay guys fr fr.
>>158169392No, he wasn't. He was carried by his roster's talent.
>>158169359Because Harbaugh's offenses fucking suck dick. He had to get Mike McDaniel even though Mike is a fraud that can't do offense without Tyreek Hill
>>158168660Sauce? she looks like someone I know
>Still falling for the Grant Cohn bait
>>158169410>she
>>158169410That's my brother in law's gf
>>158169437Make it stop.
How's Penix? Do we know his injury?
>>158169437Why don't they just play Brandon Aiyuk isn't he healthy?
>>158169445The injuries give us power. Embrace the substation. Blood for the blood god.
>>158169461Forgot about him. He's really done done with playing in the NFL huh
>>158169302Tesla? Their HQ and upbringing is literally in Fremont. That’s like saying Microsoft is India
>>158168268kek, sad but true
>chorgers
>>158169461its funnier if they dont
>>158169437>>158169445The White Man marches on.
Mina week 5 fit!She wore this to the draft last year.
>>158169383*top 3 HC in the regular season
>>158169497She would be executed for wearing this in Iran or Afghanistan.
If Josh Allen doesnt throw 4 tuddies and run for 2 tuddiea toniggt he is hurting his HoF odds.
>>158169359Because Shanahan is the best offensive mind and playcaller in the NFL who raises the floor of the entire team with his coaching. Genuinely, who are they going to replace him with that can possibly be better? You keep asking this same dumbass question as if the answer is going to change.
Imagine saying you would take Trent Dilfer over Dan MarinoSounds crazy but there are people in this general that would
>>158169505He's already a HoFer, but I agree.
>>158169515Trent was a made man. Dan wasn’t.
>>158169515Who has a ring?Checkmate.
>>158169503What about this?
the week 18 game flexed into prime time will be between the bears, trying to get a wildcard spot, and the vikings, trying to finish 17-0
>>158169497
>>158169461Yeah I think his career is over
>>158169533Why is Mina so beautiful?
Wins are not a QB stat
>>158169066Feed a homeless guy water and bread for 30 days and he will hate you, but feed him water and bread once and he will love you.
Is Rich Eisen pretending to be jewish?
>>158169497still hiding her toes
>>158169503Hello fox news watching goyim
>>158169503What about the UK?
>>158169557The nose knows, he's a jew.
>>158169503Based
>>158169550One of the realest shit I read on this general
>>158169587Thanks. I got it from instagram
Done with my glute and thigh day. Have you faggots calmed down with the zest?
Why did the Texans trade for MHJ?
The commanders blunder really is indefensible They were on second down, playclock will expire before OT does. This means what they should’ve just done is kneel on 2nd at like 30 seconds or so, spike on 3rd down with 2 seconds left, field goal on 4th for the tie or win with zero chance of the giants getting the ball back for a miss
Why is it so hot? It's October.
>>158169609*Gluck Gluck Gluck*I love cock
>>158169609Nope reddit won, this general is just a faggot colony for spreading STDs
>>158169622Bussy sex? Doesn’t matter what month it is.
>>158169622Stop fucking eating beef and then complaining about climate change you hypocritical douche canoe.
>>158169611they needed another weapon. They overpaid though
>>158169609pics?
>>158169497>>158169533>>158169641Please stop
>>158169359There's a reason Shanahan is 5-0 and Harbaugh is 0-5 btw
Does anyone on the planet actually know where Nick sirianni actually does
>>158169609Cool today is leg day which means I'm not working out because I don't do legs
>>158169653he doesn't let the car crash, sometimes
>>158169653
>>158169653Where he does what?
>>158169669>throws a pick in overtime
>>158169662I think I had a stroke just even trying to imagine what he actually does
>>158169669Me on the right
>>158169653He does your mom in her pussy lmao gottem
>>158169653He eats gabagool
>>158169622Climate tards say this same shit every October and April. You get weird temperatures between seasons retard. Its always been this way.
>>158169673yeah but did anyone say "don't throw a pick" before the play? i doubt it
Yeah i'm thinking we are 3-3 already
>>158169662Everyone is asking
>>158169704>record heat for months straight>always been this waymkay sweetie
>>158169710Bryce Young gonna dab on the Eagles
>>158169712ANYTHING but blaming Jalen Hurts
>>158169710>SaquonHe's washed jim, he sold his soul for the 2024 year and that's okay
>>158169704Sure thing Joe Rogan
>>158169721I'm taller than that lil niggaHurts will SON him
>>158168494NFL Football.
>>158169704some of us are old enough to remember when it wasn't approaching 90 in mid october. Call it climate change or whatever but it's fucking hotter now for some reason
New>>158169747>>158169747>>158169747
eagles fans are such bitches man, literally have 2 SB appearances and almost .700 wins and they whine about firing their coach because howie didnt address the OL last year lmfao
>>158169736Nobody asked
>>158169764t. manlet
>>158169723Sirianni and Hurts are the coaching and player version of one another. Neither makes your team better, but if everyone around you is awesome, they won't fuck it up. If everyone around you isn't awesome, they don't make you any better. Hurts had a phenomenal team in 2024, and Sirianni had phenomenal coordinators. They didn't fuck it up and dominated a bowl. Now the cracks are showing and they don't have the talent to fill them themselves.
>>158168592The ball was in bounds when it crossed and the player wasnt down
>>158170507It wasn't. You lost. Get over it.
>>158168577Its because the league is rigged for views and now vegas
>>158170526Oh so you admit you were full of shit all along. Everything you said reduced to "nuh uh". You're a faggot and a dumbass.
>>158170533Cope and seethe loser. Everybody outside of Seattle thinks it was the correct call.
I think we can all admit the first down sideline calls are completely made up and a lottery whether the ref will give you it or not, the pylon should be on the sideline like the endzone if you want to be accurate
>>158168774
>>158169437Deja Vu from last year.Here we go again