PREVIOUS: >>158163509MIL: William Contreras went 3-for-4 with a solo homer and three RBI, powering the Brewers to a 7-4 win over the Dodgers in Game 2 of the NLCS on MondayLAD: Shohei Ohtani went 0-for-4 with two strikeouts in a loss to the Brewers in Game 2 of the NLCS on MondayMIL: Aaron Ashby recorded a five out save as the Brewers defeated the Dodgers in Game 2 of the NLCS on MondayLAD: Yoshinobu Yamamoto surrendered three runs over 2 2/3 innings against the Brewers in Game 2 of the NLCS on MondayCLE: Parker Messick will start Game 2 of the ALCS against the Rays on TuesdayTB: Freddy Peralta will start Game 2 of the ALCS against the Guardians on TuesdayMIA: The Marlins have named Dillon Lawson their hitting coachATL: Braves’ team president Alex Anthopoulos told reporters on Sunday morning that Didier Fuentes will be stretched out as a starter once again in spring training
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>>158174650Angels
LGTSS >Doyers
will chicago sports survive the brewers and packers both winning it all?
FACTS
>mfw I realized Arte was actually a genius for not re-signing Ohtani
Reminder the dodgers dont have the skill or heart to come back from this
What will Milwaukee fans have to cry about if they lose to the rays in the World Series?
the dodgers will be paying these bums for the next century
>>158174744>intentionally sank for multiple years to get high draft picks>sell high on players right before selling the team for record profits so the team has a top tier farm and a new owner who will sign actually good players while the Dodgers are stuck with OldmaniArte won
>>158174782Ohtranny will figure it out and the other old dudes need to move on.
>>158174735cope
>>158174814I think Ohtani will bounce back
People definitely overreacting to Ohtani. He's clearly injured and not right. He'll be back next season.
>>158174788*Skaggs' mother won
>>158174830this desu. he's been hurt for months.
>>158174735Dodger fans really are so far up their own ass. It's super fucking weird how they just can't act like normal human beings
>>158174735>HAHAHAHA YOUR TEAM COULDNT EVEN THREEPEATOh no
>>158174735>>158174860You just proved him right retard.
>>158174889bodied that freak
>>158174860normal human beings aren't posting on imageboards or reddit, clown. Just watch the series and distribute banter
Why can’t you guys have a normal one for once?
>https://x.com/insanemrktplace/status/2109680220940677381Who's buying?
>>158174735has this guy never watched sports before or what's up
>>158174727This packers team is fucking bad. I don’t think Micah Parsons will even have that big of an impact when he comes back
>>158174735Unironically true. I haven't felt much after last years win. I feel like this core achieved what they needed to, and I'm good for at least a decade.
>>158175058>we never even wanted the threepeat
>la spends 33% more just in luxury tax than the ENTIRE brewers payroll Jewish capital LOSTJapcels LOSTPaco tortas LOSTTotal ARYAN VICTORY HAIL PAT HAIL OUR PEOPLE
brewers will lose all 3 games at doggie stadium and dodgers will clinch at miller park
>>158175118>>158175058We want the 3 peat, but sometimes you gotta take a step back and realize that shedding all the 2024 bandwagon tranime fans is healthy
Hope that 'core' saved their money because those deferred contracts are getting voided.
>>158175190This is cringe flyover cope, flip my burger
>>158175208This is cringe cope
>>158175208Don't worry, Mark will do it for you.
>>158175190>>158175243no wonder ohtranny suddenly went to dogshit.
>>158175243>I keep posting the same price chart that I don't understand because I'm legally brain deadI know it will be hard, but you gotta just wait until the federal govt's investigation is concluded
>>158175190Chills when Dean Spanos buys the Dodgers and moves them to Salt Lake city.
>>158175296Cringe cope
ugh this thread shit. reddit truly does have better baseball discussion.
We're all in agreement that whoever wins the NCLS wins the WS, right?
>>158175356they do but they also have trans flag on their banners and sidebar
>>158175388lmao gaymets
>>158175382we are not
Ohhh no no no kwab
>>158174779Just making it is good enough for most fans. We’ve been ass for so long. When we made the playoffs in 2008 our teachers in school put the game on TV because it was such a big deal. Obviously we want to win it all but we all know our owner doesn’t give a shit about winning or paying people so we take what we can get.
>>158174889Not at all
brewers are going to cheat their way to a championship this year
which teams are cheating?which teams are playing the right way?
>>158175486except you actually did
>>158175548right now the brewersall other teams are playing the right way
>>158175548dodgers are cheating. everyone else is playing the right way.
Doyers losing will unironically stop the lock out since no one will care about salary caps as their main argument. They’ll probably negotiate random bullshit like player pensions and lessen spring training games.
they'll get rid of deferred contracts
>>158175633no they won't. they've been around for a long time.
>>158175551Except not at all
>>158175714oh yeah I forgot nothing ever changes
I'm interested to see if the state of California can claw back any of Ohtani's deferred money. The deferred shit allows him to save tens of millions from paying state taxes
>tfw they gave up a double while I got a drink
A Milwaukee-Cleveland World Series will turn into an ugly proxy war between the Cubs and Sox.
Chandler Simpson is gonna get his first homerun in a key spot
>>158175585Yep.
>>158175744except completely
I can't wait to watch the boring Guardians get their asses pounded by the Dodgers in the world series! JFC, can we ban these boring fucks from the playoffs already?
>>158175296holy cope
Why doesnt Contreras run for home when Yelich lines out to center? Edmun did it earlier in the game. Am I missing some rule?
>>158175296Who are you quoting?
>>158175633$1bil in deferred contracts is simply disgusting. Can’t wait until they get swept.
>>158175966Except not at all Reply to me if you agree with me.
>>158176030>I don't know how the time value of money works
The Asians have the scorebug figured out
>>158176073not a weeb but that's gorgeous
>>158176073>strikes before ballsdont think so buster
>>158176052You don’t know what you’re talking about. Sit down little pussy
doyerpadres KEK
ACK
>>158176299how people who get paid millions to play a game can't call a ball is beyond my understanding.
>>158176299what happened
The Doggers suck but its hard to hate Freddy.
>>158176362foul ball in between 3rd and left field, both players sprinted for it but neither called it, collision.
>>158174830>>158174844Im just curious how much pitching he has left in him. When he can take the mound hes still great but you can tell he cant hold up for an entire season.
boy those dodgers really stunk it up again kek
>>158176073This is fucking ELITE.
panic button hasn't been hit yet. all brewers have done was hold their court like a team is expected to. dodgers in 7
>>158176408with the roster they have, they should give him minimal if any starts. let him come in for some innings to get reps during the regular season, but he shouldn't have a regular workload anymore.
>>158176437Against Skubs and Yoshi? I think the doyers expected to win one of those.
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan·2hFINAL: Brewers 7, Dodgers 4Milwaukee takes a 2-0 lead in the NLCS. The Brewers are everything we thought they were. It’s a menacing, delightful brand of baseball.The Dodgers are in rough shape. They haven’t hit. Didn't win a Yamamoto start. Much to fix, little time to fix it.
>>158176408Playing two ways is a pipe dream. Its insane he was able to do it as long as he did. They might keep trying it but he will never be as dominant as he once was.
>>158176466source???
>>158176034nice try. keep proving him right, retard.
>>158176466Peff is turning on them?
>dodgerswhat kind of shit they be dodging>brewerswhat kind of shit they be brewing
What does he do
>gays
>Rays choking to the IndiansHoly shit we are getting the Uecker world series
>>158176444>>158176484I think he could be a really good spot starter to use, you dont use him every 5th day but lets say you got a long stretch between off days or want to try to give a starter extra rest you can send Ohtani out there to give you 4-7 innings of high quality pitching. Assuming his arm is still good, but last we saw it this year his stuff is still Cy Young tier.
My guardians :)
'dians take smart baseball to another level.
gg guardians. Hopefully we do better tomorrow
cute!
Injuns win! Hobobobobobobob!
>cubs had to beat the injuns to break the curse>brewers will have to beat the injuns to get their firstkino...
it's over
>>158176365Guards in 4
>lossing to the poordians
its only october
Indians/Brewers WS is objectively the funniest outcome with a lockout over salary caps looming.
>>158176782>Cleveland talked shit beating a flawed Sox team from down 2-0>God will punish them by having them go up 3-0 to the Rays and blow it
>>158176830it's like poetryit rhymes
>>158176514>she actually repliedThank you for conceding.
told ya
>>158176749It felt like the classic game where the team that was playing for its life played the team that came off an easy series.
>>158176763Kek these 2 fags gonna kiss? GAYYYYYYYYY
this is grim waspbros
>>158176818We just need more time...
>>158176299Better angle of Cade sizing up his 9th inning prey.
>>158176828That's the mlbs plan.. they already admitted to using juiced balls, they absolutely are rigging this to be injuns vs brewcrew so they can shit on any plan for a cap/floor
>>158176365vaxx status?
>>158176962I hate that stadium so much, i hate looking at it on TV. I dont like the Indians but id rather watch their ballpark in the world series then that fucking place.
>>158176979Eyeing up that little wounded animal before he rapes his ass, then eats his own cum from his ass, then just starts eating. God I love baseball.
>>158174735this is exactly how stankee fans were in the 1990s and up until 2004.
>>158176990>>158176828>Implying the Rays are a big spending juggernautI honestly dont know why to many Cleveland fans are pushing this. The White Sox dont spend either.
imagine if we won 2 (two) in florida
>>158177053I'm curious to see how well these Tampa bay fags will handle playing outdoors in October.
>>158177052Mainly because the last WS win for them was 1948.
>>158177053It'll be really funny if the injuns take 2 in Tampa, go up 3 -0, then shit the bed like the whitecux
>>158177150I mean if the league cared about that shit they would've setup a win for the Padres to push a rival for the Dodgers since the Giants are in the mud.
White sox shoulda finished the damn job
poor bros we are so back
>>158177192they wouldn't break my heart like thatmore likely to just go cold with the bats and lose 4-2
>>158177211Padres decided to spend out the ass.
>>158177221That dummy is gonna shoot his rifle off right in his buddys ear.
guards have a 3-2 record against brewers this year (incl. spring training)guards have a 2-1 record against dodgers this year (excl. spring training)
Guards wining this year is probably the funniest outcome
if cleveland wins will they change their name back?
>>158176402classic lol
>>158177364>>157775277
>>158177323Nonononono NLsissies how will we respond?!
>>158177323>falling for this meme glhf
>>158176854>he actually IS retardedoof madone
>>158176579Trolleys. And beer.
As a doyer hermano, I think the Brewers will win the series de world
>>158177518got you on a string
The Cubs deserve a second chance
I regret giving the cubs a chance.
I'm a girl. A Mets girl!
>>158177441where are they going
Yankees bros I feel better after today.Its obvious Rasmussen’s no hitter against us* was a massive fluke given he threw a yes hitter today vs. the Guards (everyone in the starting 9 reached base at least once). It was just a statistical anomaly, and the Rays returned to form.*he technically gave up one “hit”, but it was also an out.
>>158177441the braves were 5-1 against the dodgers in the regular season. case closed.
>>158177924>yes hitterkek
cum shitter kek!
>>158174735It's literally this and it pisses every other fanbase off lol
max muncy!
>dodgers shit>rams shit>kings shit >Lakers going to be shitHard times in Los Angeles right now
these tampa bay kids gotta watch out for those latinas
Guards can only win when they're "surprising" folks. They are an anti-team. Rays in 5. Book it.
>>158178267new cope every day from the canucksget your own baseball league
>>158178267no only when we are underdogswe werent underdogs at the start of the whitesox series and thus became underdogs once we became 0-2 downhowever we will be underdogs regardless of series score against raysjust how the gritty gards do
>>158178276way ahead of you https://cbl.ca/
>>158178294ok, now put the blue jays in there
>>158178257we've never had it so good as Dodgers fans. Something is wrong with your brain.
>>158178291Eckstein-esque
Whatever flyovers. Go back to your meth while I kick back in the million dollar house that I rent
>>158178320world series MVPs look like THAT?!
Caminero got outplayed by José. Him covering the steal cost them 2 runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJcvumXer60
>>158178399Whats funny is Jose the is the reason yandy and cam are on the rays to begin with
both these series are over
Do the Indians dare try and take g2? This is the trop.... David Price literally spread his seed here. Rays also deserve the saints treatment since some rain broke their stadium or w/e
>>158178313They are blowing it right now
any NPB on tonight?
>>158177221those are mexicans
>>158177759I’m not rooting against your guards but we’ve seen it happen so many times before
1.Ohtani2.Bets3.FreemanDave that's all it takes
>>158178545Not any until 5 am
>>158178588ok thanks
as soon as he breaks out of this slump it's over for the sewers
There should be a Galaxy Series after the World Series
>>158178691winners play the Mercury Mets
>>158178247Why does he look like Armenian Cory?
>>158178588eastern time?
>>158174650KWAB But we WUZ babe Ruth and shit! I knew this retard wouldn’t last as a two way player.
>>158176365Caminero is such a dogshit defender
>>158177924How can you possibly feel better about a team that doesn't understand how to play baseball on a fundamental level?
Bros I can’t stop thinking about Front Row Amys huge knockers
ohtani drop off is too severe, its like he forgot how to play baseballwhat PE drug did he stop taking
>>158179059Sildenafil
Next season Ohtani needs to pitch every 7 days if he wants to do both. Make him pitch every Saturday, doing the normal 4/5 day rest period while also batting is too demanding at this level.
>>158179105make him pitch on three days rest if he cant even get a hit anymorefrom the bullpen of course he is no longer viable as a starting pitcher
Its crazy to me.. these are double champs, these guys are supposed to steamroll oppositions and get the threepeat.. yet they have no answers to anything a team throws at team. What kind of champions are these?!?
>>158179134the best team money could buy
.....they're not going to threepeat are they?
Jomby San… Baka!
still can't believe we won
>>158179178they're not, and it's funny because doyerpacos REALLY wanted the threepeat too.
>>158179059>mysterious drug that drains your baseball skill like it's space jamOR>physical injury preventing him from using his body properlyhmmmmmm
>>158179811>mysterious drug that drains your skillbeing Canadian will do that too, it just has a long incubation period
>>158179638
Smart teams like the Guardians and the Brewers
>>158179897kek
how come baseball players have such big rumps? what exercises do they do that causes it?
I was told the Rays would sweep. Was i misinformed or was that just cum sox cope?
>>158179999>quads>answer is strong leg musclesMost of the important baseball actions leverage legs muscles heavily.
>>158179897lolthanks mate
If you make the playoffs 4 years in a row you are no longer a scrappy underdog. The Brewers made The Leap into top tier status. Will the Guardians?
Glad to see JoJo get the win. You're half way home, Milwaukee. Everybody's rooting for you.The Fox broadcast crew (it might have been John Smoltz) predicted that the bullpen could be Tampa's vulnerable spot and damn if they weren't right.
>>158180114>Everybody's rooting for youI think people are mostly rooting against the Dodgers. Milwaukee is still unlikable.
>>158176990the league wants a cap though
>>158174735>/mlb/ gives a shit about the opinions of redditbig yikes
>>158180100by your definition, the Phillies are "top tier status" as well
>>158179999Nice quads. It's mainly catchers because they squat all day. Doubt anyone else is oldfag enough to remember when Anthony Recker was a meme
Skubal kek
>>158179999buttocks muscles generate power
>>158180151Yeah no one acts like they are underdogs
Old man, look at my lifeI'm a lot like you were
Hal Steinbrenner: "I am giving Brian Cashman a five year extension"Brian Cashman: "I am giving Aaron Boone a five year extension"Aaron Boone: "I am buying a five year supply of ice cream sandwiches for my players"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYankees fans, this is the worst era in Yankees history and you are never getting off this ride.
>>158180229
why are some teams not allowed to be bad?
>>158180215Love lost, such a cost
>>158180229The worst era was right before the 90s dynasty. It was the last time the Yankees had losing seasons or the start of the franchise until trading for Babe Ruth.
Smart baseball
doyerpedros KEK
What's next for kwabtani
>>158180280evading state taxes
>>158180280Mukbangs
>>158180160
Only the oldgoon
nu tigs fan here. whats a "Recker"
>>158180244>our winning seasons streak is intact>yay, we are the champions of mediocrity!my, how far the mighty have fallen
doyerdoos kek
>>158180244The Yankees had a mini dynasty in the late 70's, appearing in four World Series in six years, winning two of them. The last World Series win was 1978. The next World Series win was 1996, and the Yankees would appear in five World Series in six years, winning four of them. That is 17 season sandwiched in between two dynasties.The current Yankees just completed their 17th season without a World Series championship. Their last was 2009. Prior to that, their last was 2000. This current Yankees era is 17 seasons without a championship (Tied for the longest in franchise history), and it followed one championship. And, let's be honest here, the Yankees are not close to winning another World Series any time in the foreseeable future. This championshipless streak is going to extend beyond 20 seasons, let's be honest.
>>158180309Brian Cashman is the worst executive in pro sports
kek stankeeskek doyerpacos
kek
Yankminican health check
>Rays
i'm a cash man
>>158180378>>158180365Cryogenically frozen until March 2027
doyercacas kek
>>158180358based futureman
>seen like 3 videos claiming that the dodgers are collapsingholy fucking shit you homos stop reverse jinxing them for the love of god
A loss for the Rays is a loss for the Yankees is a loss for the Red Sox
>>158180472brewers got it in the bag
>>158180472kys rajesh
Yamamoto didn’t have it. The offense is a feeble mess. Ohtani and Will Smith are automatic outs. A dynasty hangs in the balance.The Los Angeles Dodgers are in an unfamiliar place.On a stunning Game 2 that left an all-time October force grasping for answers
>>158180472Small chance that Snell-aviv and Gasnow can clutch up but it can happen
i give the dodgers like 2 years until they just aren't even making the postseason
>>158180551They have so much money tied up in retarded deferred contracts lel they will have to file for bankruptcy
>>158180551NL West is a clown show so Dodgers can sleepwalk to a division titleDBacks - fagsPadres - Wannabe fagsRockies - no hopeGiants - Actual fags
>>158180554ohtani should voluntarily forfeit salary out of shame now that hes washed
Worrying trend for the Rays: in the last 5 innings, the Guardians scored 0 1 1 2 and 3 runs. These are the first 5 digits of the Fibonacci sequence. If this trend continues, they will score 602 runs tomorrow.
Now that's smart baseball.
If him and JDP are playing instead of Ohtrooni and Cuck Smith, this series is 2-0 Dodgers
>>158180572
Hearing that cum shitter is getting surgery to fix his chronic cum shitting
Vogt looking to ruin his marriage
>>158180563spiral out!
>>158180613Slow down!!!!
>>158180557>Rockies - no hopeyou don't actually believe this do you?they're winning a WS in the next 5 years guaranteed
today, Tampa Bay will win and restore order to the worldthere's simply no way Cleveland wins the series
>>158180615
will manfred and mlb step in a do something about the brewers and guardians rampant cheating before it's too late?
>>158175410>>158175388none of those people are Mets fans. they're virtue-signaling gay opportunists
>>158180620
>>158180626Thank you so much :)
>>158180631:D
It's a fun game whenever someone roots for the Rays and you try to figure out which cucked AL East team they actually support
>>158180621Big time
>>158180635It's hard to root for the Rays when Tampa/StPete does not give a singular fuck about the team
>>158180644rockies mentioned
Now hiring speedsters
>>158180637you think Vladdy gets right this postseason? last season was just horrific...
>>158180557sneks gonna sneak up on ya
>>158180653They should keep their bats when they're on the bases
>>158180656he needs to get fat again, totally lost his mojo
>>158180664worked for Prince Fielder and CC Sabathia
NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGA
>>158180656I think so
>>158180675but I am saying he's a manlet on a VPN
The Rays will slice through this Guardian Knot.
So this is the power of Japanese autism...
>>158180698my boss who wrote me a letter of recommendation used this metaphor as well :)
SHE TAKE MY MONEYWHEN I'M IN NEED
>>158180717Very nice of him
>>158180725thank you leafbro. have a nice day
>>158180731You too sir
Rocchio knows the Balk rules
cleveland, baby
are you looking forward to a milwaukee/cleveland ws?
>>158180748I want the Dodgers.
>>158180748that would suggest Cleveland pounded that Rasmussy... twice
>>158180748these types of world series' are very refreshing
>>158180751samedodgers are very beatable
What even is a cleve?
What the FUCK are the Dodgers doing wrong? How are they Fucking losing!? Yamamoto has been dominant in the postseason, how did he not Fucking lock it down?
The meltdown when the Dodgers end up winning this series will be for the ages.
Baseball is so boring that Amerilards have stuff themselves with food and alcohol to pass the time. How about follow a real sport such as Futbol?
>>158180761A chamber.An obsolete or dialectal form of cliff.A hill; a hillside.
>>158180769There nothing wrong with eating cheese and watching baseball retard
>>158180769you forgot to switch on the VPN
>>158180722Erm she GIVE me moneyWhen I’m in need Oh she’s a kind of friend indeed I got a woman Way over town That’s good to me
guardians-dodgers world series is the most kino option available
>>158180774Are there a lot of chambers in cleve land?
>>158180774Fact: Cameron Canada is the best athlete your country has ever produced.
>>158180777
>>158180777True!
>>158180765brewers are using video and other technology illegally to determine and signal what pitch is coming in real-time
my only experience with soccer is most people from all over the world agreeing that it's a shit sport in the world cup stick threads over the summerI don't even remember who won the damn thing it was so unimportant (after America got eliminated by gay ass Belgium)
Maybe the Rays should cheat too.
Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeedOh, she's a gold diggerWay over townthat digs on me
cheese?
>>158180783No, I'm from Argentina living in New Orleans. Fuck American sports.
Heard there were a lot of tasty mice here
Why would you cover 3rd base anyway? You ain't gonna throw him out
>>158180860behave kitty
>RAMIREZ>TOOK OFF TO THIRD>CAMINERO>WENT TO THE BAG>AND THE HOLE...PARTED>LIKE THE RED SEA
they say the Guardians have secret underground factories still manufacturing Indians merchandise...
>>158180862José knew exactly what happened there
>>158180854ICE has found your location
>>158180903The Commanders recently manufactured and sold a bunch of Redskins merch so they could maintain the trademark. Will the Guardians do the same?
>>158180820My CUMmies had a strong showing
It's as though these things are scripted
>>158180854With all of America to choose from why the fuck would you live in New Orleans
>>158181026Enjoying the show? Refill your peanuts and crackerjacks, you'll love this next part.
>>158181037t. East Bumblefuckian
>>158181026That was posted 17 hours before the Yankees lost Game 1 to the Rays on their way to being swept, and days before the Dodgers would go down 2 games to none versus the Brewers.So, who leaked the script?
“Dave Roberts is in an impossible situation.”- John SmoltzYeah, having a billion dollar payroll with stars at every position must be really difficult to manage.
>>158181100he was talking about benching Ohtani. it would become a global sports story
>>158181107>Dave Roberts provokes Pearl Harbor 2Could be kino
Ohtani is doing bad because of gambling debts. He's making the dodgers throw this series.
>>158181129Dodger fans are acting like he's bravely going up to the plate with no ligaments in his knees or elbows and a couple of broken ribs toothey can't fathom that he may be suffering from nagging injuries like most players and is simply a soft diva who's been mindbroken and is also physically declininghe'll be better next year than he's looked since this season's second half but he was ALWAYS overrated. it was disgusting when he was being crowned as the best player of all time
>>158181107>benching a player who is obviously hurt and playing poorly is controversial
>>158181145ohtani is a me-first diva who is arrogant enough to think it is his responsibility to carry the team (despite never being the reason they've won a single ring). imagine the pouting if he were benchedcontrast him with the mature leadership of an actual designated team captain in Christian Yelich, who is also one of the better players of his generation (though obviously not as good as Ohtani)
>>158181100>>158181107Why didn't they just rest him in September? It's not like he was productive.
>>158181129Yep. Not to mention the realization that all of that deferred money disappeared.
>>158181156see >>158181155Ohtani is all about "saving face," not about putting the team first. he thinks it would be a massive blow to his image if he did the responsible thing by not taking on responsibility he can't handle
>>158180860
>>158181156because he was chasing the MVP awardas soon as the race was closed he took a break
>walters' firm loses a bunch of money>oops we funded hundreds of billions in deferred contracts with bad loans>ohtani's accountant explains it to him>he stops trying knowing he will be with another club next year
ohtani will watch the 'hood while vladdy will watch the skies
Iam Cleve...
>>158181189>he stops trying knowing he will be with another club next yearis his contract gonna "pay for itself" twice?
>>158181214CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>158181234why did you switch from your portugal vpn. just arbitrarily spicing it up with variety?
>>158181189Yep. Tucker's accountant figured it out earlier.
>bakery outlet doesn't open until 9>hungover and can't get breakfast until then>no fucking baseball until 5Why does Manfred ruin every October like this?
>>158181234It's going to be voided in Walters' liquidation. Likely a big market team like the Yankees or Mets will buy it out.
>>158181265fuck that, the Mets need to stay away from Ohtani & Skubal. we already owe Soto another 13 years and Lindor another 5-6. we can't cripple our prioritization of a great farm by handing out even more mega contracts
>>158181275The doyers somehow always have the best farm and keep signing mega contracts, how do they do it but the Mets can’t
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>158181297Fraud. Steve Cohen would never cross that line
>>158181297Jeff explained it: >>158175964
>>158181317lol
>>158181264You can watch European Football.
>>158181391No I cannot.
>>158181316How much longer does Sarah have left, I need to shoot my shot
I love it when the little froggy is a mouse :)
>>158181297they admittedly have a good farm but how many of those pieces recently have come up and been absolute studs? not many right? they're relying on a bunch of aging vets and an incredible rotation that they paid out the nose for
>>158181419It ain’t easy being cheesy
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/dodgerse-bench-shohei-ohtani-nlcs-121128893.html>brokenhow quickly they turn on the supposed Greatest Player of All timeas much as I find Ohtani overrated, the spineless and fairweather media is a blight upon humanity. we must eviscerate their platforms
>>158175438Ichiro would NEVER
>>158181459Between the skubal trade and walters going under, it's not surprising ohtani is mindbroken.
kek..KEK
shut the fuck up poodrepacos
>>158181419
>>158181536KWABtani
>>158180635my dad is rooting for the Rays because Newsmax had a special about how they love Tampa recently
>>158181572this is insane
>>158181536OH NO NO NO
>TB Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers
>>158181265walters doesn't personally hold doyer's debts
>>158181707Smart baseball kino
>>158181708Yeah he does they are on his amex card
>>158181708No shit
>
when I see a post that says Walters I immediately discard their opinion
>>158181782KWABgers kek
>>158181572This is unhinged
when I see a post that says Walters I immediately value their opinion
Which silicon valley AI investor is going to buy the doyers in the inevitable forced sale of the club?
>>158181813Gm saar
>>158181783>>158181804Waltuh…
Why is he so fat
>>158181895>mfw the peptides wear off
>>158181895mfw the bussy isn't shaved
>>158181895roids can cause your face to get puffy
MLB is going to have to do something about the phantom pitch com failure. After 11 pitches, Yamamoto's pitch com "failed" allegedly. Bunch of BS. He needed a break.
>>158181895I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>158181572this is psychotic
>>158181949Yep. And yet with all that cheating they still get smashed by smart baseball.
>>158181782The Dodgers and Rams are expensive power trips, like when an 80 year old buys a Ferrari.
>>158181895Wow not even Cal was that bad this year.
>Japanese pitcher gets pulledQuietly sob>Hispanic pitcher gets pulledViolent crash outI love seeing the culture differences in baseball.
>>158181895>this is published 13 August>his last HR was 18 AugustTook a few days to get to him
>>158181782>>est. metropolitan GDP 2025TB $243.3BCle $207BMil $78.8BLA $1Trillion
>>158182041It's all right, Shohei is a made man.
>>158181417I thought she would've been dead by now.
>>158182088GDP is made up. If the world ended tomorrow i'd take the population of milwaukee over the population of LA to have a better chance at rebuilding civilization. Nobody in LA produces anything of value.
I could go for a baseball game and a cock right now
>>158182146and that's why the flyovers receive gibs and stay poor
>>158182161"Flyovers" are the only true Americans left. Coasties are all soulless bugmen with fake email jobs and south asain scammers who probably steal more from the government than your average black family.
>>158182226I'm not trying to make an argument for one over the other. I was just trying to add context to a pie chart posted as some kind of flex. Under most normal circumstances I'd prefer to spend my time around as few people as possible.
WHY THE FUCK IS A GAME WITH TWO EAST COAST TEAMS STARTING AT 8:00PM MOST OF US WORK FOR A LIVING JESUS FUCK
>>158182318eastern time = new york's children
>>158182226It's true
>>158182226you people say the dumbest shit while being low value and worthy of disdain yourselves
Been a rough time for calipacos
Pete Cr-oh-for-Sevenstrong
PCGay kek
>>158181895They need to bring back the one thing that made him strong and it's pic related.
>>158181895It's Ohver.
I think /mlb/ is forgetting that the next three games are at dodger stadium. Brewers will not be able to handle the intensity of that place. I'll be at those games and when I start cheering with those fans, it will release a side of me that not even my wife knows
>>158182557lol
>>158182557The Brewers shut the Poodrepacos up, they'll easily silent the low energy Doyerpacos the moment they score runs.
>>158182557>he's gonna start anime chanting and butt wigglingshe's gonna divorce you on the spot
>>158182557same here, but i have a gay bf, not a wife
>>158182557 same here, but i have a gay bf, not a wife
>>158182557>brewers visibly shaken by a late-arriving crowd cheering for 290' pop ups like they're grand slams
>>158182226It's true. Wisconsin is one of the last old America states.
imagine being the sport of baseball and not a single batter has ever graced your diamond by walking out to Sultans of Swinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyF1FwiYcoQ
>>158182226>fake email jobs I have one of these I make $150k to do roughly 4 hours of work per week. It is great. Stop romanticizing manual labor
>>158182656learn some real skills before AI makes you redundant. hand-wave away this very real existential threat at your own peril
>>158182649no one still wants to be publicly outed as homosexual
>>158182665My job isn't AI replaceable, sorry bud
>>158182672saying that about the Straits is like saying it's gay to kiss a beautiful woman
>>158182665they built robots that can run faster than Usain Bolt over 100 meters already. only a matter of time before the ditch diggers are looking over their shoulder also.
>>158182683>I make $150k by sending emails for 30 minutes a dayGL brotha
>>158182684I was just trying to liven up this place
>>158182697Not just send emails but that's a decent chunk of it. There's a lot of in-person stuff that can't be replaced by a computer.
>>158182696that's true. you want to be involved in industrial blue-collar and soft-skill white-collar jobs, e.g., therapists, attorneys, politics, administrative, HVAC, construction, etc.but really what you want the most is soft skills: judgment, social grace, persuasion, charisma, etc.
>>158182557>>158182615Brewers won't be used to such a loud sound system when EVERY BODY CLAP YO HANDS*clapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
>>158182704hey, I hope you're right. it's always a good thing when a human proves his worth
>>158182715dog grooming chads rise up!
>>158182732>tfw my 120 lb boy wouldn't let the groomers near himmade my life a lot more annoying, I tell ya hwut. but I did ultimately enjoy brushing him for an hourgiving a long-coat dog a good trim is way harder than you'd think though
>>158182732>>158182749
>>158182557Nobody is forgetting about your lame stadium, doyerpedro. Brewers fuck ya.
Humans are unusually creative and resilient. This in significant part stems from their ability to convert apparent delusions and low-chance calculations into driven effort; that is a great strength. We continue to observe the species to better understand the qualitative nature of environmental adaptation.
>>158182749oh, I know. it's a legit chore but it sounds like we see eye to eye on this one. I see it as a labor of love and just another way to spend quality time with any bowser.
>>158182777comfy :)too bad my buddy Troy scared them all off. here's a pic of him. he passed in July 2024. I miss him every dayhe's giving me a look of disdain in this pic because I dragged his bed into a room and closed it even though he enjoys sitting in the center of the house so he can monitor everything
>>158182809>I see it as a labor of love and just another way to spend quality timenever lose sight of that, anon. it's what life is all about. wishing you and your companions good health and happiness
>>158182777They tell me my girl doesn't like the dryer every time
I saw this thread was about grooming and have alerted the moderation team.
>>158182823Iktf. I lost Alex Jan '24. He was probably the gentlest being I've ever known. He would have been best buds with Troy.
>>158182842they must hear it at an irritating pitch. my guy was the same way with a vacuum. he'd bark and paw at it lolalso hated it when I meanly popped bubble wrap packaging near him :^)>>158182860a very handsome lad. don't forget that you gave him a wonderful life. there are so many dogs out there that don't get to experience that kind of love and comfort even though they all deserve it. you did the best you could for him anon. I'm sure he and Troy would've had a grand old timewhen he was younger, Troy used to always somehow slip under the fence and trotted around the neighborhood like he owned the place lol. probably everyone in a half mile radius knew who he was
>>158182860nigga shut up
>>158182899fuck you>>158182860He looks like he was a great boy :)
Life of an average racist online:- Wake up- Find an Indian to stereotype- Call Indians scammers- Defend racism as “just facts”- Spread anti-India propaganda- Play the victim when called out- Sleep- Repeat tomorrow
>>158182899>getting between men and their dogsyou get slapped irl for this
>>158182860btw I was his 3rd companion and inherited him with that name in case anyone thinks it's a dumb name. He was 130 lbs .>>158182889yeah, Alex was like a small horse when he was young also-very graceful with long strides. slow relative to other dogs but it seemed like he covered a lot of ground in an instant because he was so big.>>158182899fuck, no>>158182907thx. he meant the world to me.
>>158182924you did right by him, anon :) I hope you are or will be in a position to give another one of man's best friends that sort of life. dogs are a blessing
>>158182937I have a Boxer now. very smart and high energy. The world is a better place for having dogs in it.
They is my old dog fidoi loved him so much he died 2 years agohe used to shit and piss all over my appartment because he had dementia and inconsistantcieshe would roll around in his own shithe would hear the postman and run and slip in his own shit and piss and fallhe would have old crusty shit in his fur that i could get out when i washed himHe loved kidsI miss him so much :(
It's a doggy dog world out there.
>>158182976awesome. I hope you two have lots of walks, play, and adventures ahead of you>>158183008that boy deserves a steak!>>158183007https://pixabay.com/photos/dog-german-shepherd-alsatian-pet-398557/you're a really miserable and lonely guy
>>158183043he died last offseason sadly
>>158182557I've seen a side of your wife that you haven't
>>158183043fake dane has made similar posts before
>>158183109he's one of the biggest losers I've seen on 4chan, which is an incredible bar to clear>>158183085RIP. I hope heaven is full of chicken, steak, and fish
>>158183043yes my dog was a stockphoto model for extra cash
>doyers>anglels>rasm>chorgersOh no no no LAsissies what do we do
>>158183142partay and persevere
there's nothing worse than hearing two bitches at work go back and forth about their dogs for an hour
>>158183174>janny>work
dogs fuck ya!
Good afternoon, fellas.
>>158181582>Newsmaxremind him that Trump would never have won without Ohio
>Even Vizquel calls them the Guardiansalright, fine...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV_tI2mPh3c
It's The MLB
Blowhei Shartani
I saw Carlos Baerga on the tv. He was clearly geeked out on concaine. When it cut to commercial break, I looked at the missus and said 'kinda based'
Dogs? Just don't like 'em
Only jews, muzzie freaks, and other brownoids dislike dogs.
the cleveland freudian slips got no shot
I've been seeing disparaging comments about the Rays, their fans and their city. Let's not be that fan base, please. Let's show the Rays and the world how amazing, kind, fun and classy Clevelanders are.I live in Seminole, which is a suburb just outside St Pete. Rays fans have to put up with their home field constantly full of other teams fans all season long. They are never rude. They are always kind and welcoming. I've been to nearly every Guardians game at the Trop for the last 10 years. I've never felt anything but love.Don't be that fan. Please show respect and sportsmanship to the Rays, their great fans and their beautiful city.
>>158183427Based
I have three pitbulls.
what compels the vpnpedo to constantly hop between flags and post nonsensical garbage?(to limit the problem, this will be my last post ever acknowledging his existence)
biggest guardians fans>guy who lives in Portugal>guy who lives in Tampa Bay>guy who lives in Australia
>schizo is a yankees "fan".not surprising. takes a special kind of "human" to be a "fan" of perennial championship buyers
none since 2009
>>158183427Eat my ass you freak bitch
One day soon, the entire internet will be doxed, the freaks will be v&, and we will enjoy healthy discourse insulated from mental illness and cowardice.
>>158183457Imagine that guy breaking into your house in that costume, and then holding you down and fucking you in front of your gf/wife? haha she'd probably see you as less of a man from them on, and it would ruin your relationship
Can't stop thinking about soft gravure soles
>>158183544>>158183555Great digits>>158183544I live in abject fear that AI will one day be able to track all my past posts based off of posting location and writing style
>>158183544
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>>158183456feed them any tasty toddlers recently?
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