Frozen Frenzy edition./hoc/vious: >>158173548
>laffs
>senaturds
FLYERS :D
>lames
There better be game threads tonight
>hads
>cantpucks
>soilers
To suggest that the Rangers aren't the greatest sports organization of all time throughout history to a Rangers fan is analogous to something that falls between inquisition-era blasphemy and trying to convince someone from Chicago that deep dish isn't the best kind of pizza. Regardless of all the statistics, regardless of all the losing seasons, regardless of the lack of banners that pepper the rafters of the Garden, Rangers fans are convinced at a wholesale level that every other team is irrelevant, and hockey would be nothing without the Rangers, because New York, because original six. Any type of rational discussion about hockey meets a hard stop with but we play at Madison Square Garden, the greatest stadium of all time, ever, which quickly devolves into an incoherent rambling of which only a few pieces of something remotely resembling English can be distilled: something something, 1994, something something, original six.Have any of you ever been to Madison Square Garden? Excuse me, I mean The World Famous Madison Square Garden Brought to you by Chase Manhattan Bank, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan. It SUCKS. Really, it's not a good arena—it has history, but not enough history to eradicate the image etched into my brain of the 3 homeless guys I saw jerking off on the E line when I was on my way there. The halls are cramped and the seats aren't comfortable, but they do have TVs strategically positioned around the seating for convenient viewing, you know, in case I want to watch the fucking telecast while I'm at the live game after paying $245 for mezzanine level seats. But that's unfair of me—tickets are only $220 during games vs. the Western Conference.
>>158182488There are two types of experiences you'll have at MSG: the high brow, and the low brow. The low brow is experienced if you're wearing a jersey of an opposing team (especially a rival): you'll inevitably be heckled by some out-of-work 23 year old wearing a Brian Leetch sweater over Keystone Light stained cargo shorts, trying his damnedest to get his drunk, vacant, unintelligent eyes to focus on you for more than 3 seconds as he shovles a $16 NATHANS MSG WORLD FAMOUS hot dog into his mouth. I'm liberally applying the term 'heckle' there, by the way, because as I mentioned earlier, what comes out of the collective mouths of Rangers fans is closer to the vocal fumblings of early hominid cro magnons. The other experience, the high brow experience, is you pay $2000 to sit next to an investment banker who keeps checking his phone for Wimbeldon highlights. Don't make eye contact with him, pleb. You're a nobody.The Freudian-level cognitive dissonance is structural; the television station that plays Rangers (and Devils, and Islanders) games is called MSG, and every April we experience the same rolling tradition: the Rangers are knocked out of the playoffs, Al Trautwig, Ron Dugauy and Bill Pidto find a way to deflect their disappointment and utter disbelief that THE New York Rangers didn't win the cup again by attributing it to some extra-hockey force, like the refs, or bad ice, or "bad puck luck," and quickly drown their emotions in a circlejerk of how great the 1994 team was as a pre-amble to the inevitable telecast of ROAD TO THE CUP: 1994. Something, something, this is Hugh Jessiman's fault.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>158182488I feel like this permanently seething little brother dynamic is somehow unique to Devils fans, and Islanders fans aren't like this
Flames and Islanders
>>158182494The worst part of all of it is the most hardcore Rangers fans I've encountered are kids who've moved from the midwest and adopted the Rags as their team to offset the embarrassment of only being able to afford an apartment in Crown Heights in their desperate attempt to convince their friends from home that they're living the New York experience. Fuck off, and go back to Madison, WI.The New York Rangers have been around since the dawn of time, yet have only managed to eek out 4 cups, 3 of which came during an era where there were only 5 other teams. The Islanders eclipsed that in four years; the Devils, the less attractive cousin from the sleazier side of the family, have managed 3 in just over 30 years. And we played in Continental Airlines Arena.
My Wongs will get a win today!Seider will rape Jack Hughes with bubblewrap to assert dominance as the actual #1OA:(
>>158182453the script>wangs >teddies>dabres>craps>cracken>boltz>snes>jlmis>penis>jests>avs>vegass>laffs>ducks>oiled ones>ruins
Congrats Makar for becoming a Dad :D
>>158182553Actually he is a mom you bigot.
>>158182576I'm happy for her :)
>>158182576Men can get pregnant, you bigot.
>>158182576caley :)
>>158182453why didn’t gary swap krakheads with ruins? he must really hate boston
>>158182453how do I watch all at once
What time will the puck actually drop tonight for the "6:00" game?
>>158182609he's a woman
>>1581826338:34
>>158182633at 6, 7 ish
>>158182644
>>15818263306:20 probably
There were six men in Birmingham, in Guildford there's fourThat were picked up and tortured and framed by the law
>>158182458>>158182461>>158182463>>158182475>>158182478>>158182484>jests
>>158182714all me
Is /hoc/ getting food catered for our big night?
>>158182729Gary cancelled our dash pass after the hot for hockey incident
>>158182729I got snacks, beer sausages and alcoholThis wongs match is going to hurt so might as well drink away the sorrow
>>158182729I was told there would be Pizza Pops.
>>158182770>popNo this is a pocket thread
>>158182770>>158182781We should have some of every pizza-style product except for actual pizza
Good evening flameschads How we feeling?:)
>Tocchet hated him>Foote hated him>Malholtra hates himCan anyone fix the Finnish Connor McDavid?
Some of these shit games might actually be not too shit
>>158182805
>>158182767sausages made out of beer?
>>158182805Germbro what made you cheer for the flames? Is there some Calgary-Germany connection?
>>158182862It's the flames retard on a vpn
>>158182855https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BierwurstBasically this
>>158182806he needs to be mentored by the canadian aatu räty
>>158182796I'll bring pizza rolls!
Can we please have 5 minutes without talking about the Calgary Flames
>>158182878fugg i'd become euro just for their sausage gamei'd leave forests, freedom and hoc behind just for affordable sausages
>>158182905sure let’s talk about my islanders
>Flames>Kings>FlyersAny of these guys leaving the zero wins club tonight?
>Jake McCabe - Darren Raddysh>Morgan Rielly - Troy Stecher>Oliver Ekman-Larsson - Nick BlankenburgLaffs need to bring back Gio.
>>158182862The colours match the German flag, it was made to be
>>158182954lol no
Can some one redpill me on the canada vs calgary rivalry. I thought it was vancouver that y'all hated
>>158182980I really should have looked at who they were playing before posting that.
>>158182910>i'd leave forests, freedom and hoc behind just for affordable sausagessad
>>158182954All three
>>158182986Illiterate retard
>>158182999Checked
>>158182986i don't have a problem with calgary, as long as they pay
>>158182954DOUBT
>>158182986I read that Calgary is the cultural capital of Canada, probably causing a lot of jealousy
I kinda hope the Flames dont win? Anybody else?
>>158183061every day
>>158183061Same, the tank must remain perfect
3 hours, gary's frenzy start
>>158182729I have pie and ice cream :)
>>158183061The flames suck ass so they won't win ever
>>158183061its not good for the league
>>158183170The league, and frankly life itself, is better when Canadian teams are doing well.
I think the flames collect number 1 picks for the next 5 years and then 6 years from now they win the cup
>>158183177we need to build on the record of 5 canadian franchises in the playoffsget all 7 of 'em in there
>>158183197You really really want them to ruin some young prospects hopes and dreams and thats fucked up
>>158183214Won't matter.>1993
Craig Button says there is a culture problem in Calgary.
i always confuse craig button and gene principe
>>158183337craig button looks like one of the whos from the jim carey grinch movie
>>158183337There is alot of poop on the streets also
the flames should separate and join the american hockey league
why would you try to nickel and dime edvinsson when your team sucks and you need good players to stick around?
Let's get pucks in deep tonight /hoc/
*penta walks into /hoc/*
>>158183337both look like whoville characters
>>158183409some retarded swede told me it was larkin's fault
feeling frenzical
>>158183402They are already an AHL team pretending to be an NHL team
And they said my flames are mediocre. In actual fact we are either winning the cup or recharging to make another run.
finna might take a nap bro's
it seems like just yesterday the battle of alberta was a thing
>>158183572if it took 30 years to charge my cell phone i would throw it away
>>158183572They are retarded as you are
Sell the team.
>>158183590Do you want a wakeup call before the pucks drop?
>AAAHHHH HE HIGH STICKED ME. YOU ALL SAW THAT!!
>>158183701this play is a total benn move
Turned the thermostat up to 28 in an attempt replicate the sunbelt and bring my team good luck
>>158183685I don't think I own any teams
>>158183754>I don't thinkCLEARLY
>>158183750Did you mindlessly buy a jersey too
>>158183750you need to keep the a/c on full blast to really simulate what they suffer through
>>158183750you have to simulate the humidity tooi suggest boiling piss
>>158183602We aren't separate, we are all flameschads Reminder:1989 ->champs2004 -> champs 2031 -> champs
>>158183811why webm doesnt work on my phone?
>>1581838114naysh is more prestigious than the memelympics desu
>>158183840>Admits to phone posting
>>158183855it was the biggest game i watched in my career
>>158183855this is the correct opinion
Havent played NHL games since Playstation 2 era. I do own a Switch 2 now, but its not even released on it? Did I miss out on something or is NHL games just shit now? i remember it was pretty fun when i was a teenager, but maybe its just nostalgia longing.
>>158183855did russia play in any of those? disregarded
>>158183855Only for NA trash, but I get your point
>>158183925I hadn't played an NHL game for like 20 years and decided to buy the new one this year. It is unbelievably bad
>>158183937why do we need russia when they have become a distant 3rd
>>158183972>hE'S juSt a Pup!
>>158183966I see yeah I think its EA being shit and maybe its just not as fun as when we were younger.
>>158183971i'd argue a distant fifth
>>158183855great post
>>158183971I GET YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND HOCKEY CULTURE AS A NEW CANADIAN RANDEESH BUT YES HAVING RUSSIA IN THE HOCKEY TOURNAMENT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR ITS LEGITIMACY
>>158184004MLB The Show is still good, but all the other sports games are awful
>>158184030hot
>>158183966this is magnified across all the licensed sports titles though I think baseball + soccer + basketball are supposed to generally be better gameplay experiences than nhl and madden. Obviously with complaints about microtransaction casino bullshit but you can mostly ignore that. The simulation fidelity stuff most people want is very hard to pull off, it's not like they can press the grok make it good button
This is the Gary masterplan
>>158184040ya back when my dad was watching the setmy roots here are deep
>>158184083our hasbs play tomorrow
>>158184100
TSN Overdrive off and running with Hayes and O Dog.
>>158183972Ebin
Which game we watchin' tonite?
>>158184188All of them
>>158184188all of them
>>158182458>>158182461>>158182462>>158182463>>158182475>>158182478>>158182484>all shit
>>158184188Habs v Sabers >> Ducks v Flames Laffs on pip
>>158184216unfortunately both hasbs and dabres have a lot of players absent
>>158184188Penguins
Heineman-Horvat-PalmieriSchenn-Ritchie-EklundPalat-Pageau-DuclairHolmstrom-Cizikas-MaccelliStanley-SchaeferPelech-PulockDeAngelo-MayfieldSorokin Varlamovperfectly mid with two bugatti's
is dahlin playing tonight?
Can't believe Skinner might actually get the Vezina
>>158184244nein
>>158184229Good I love AHL hockey
>32 teams play tonight>not a single game has started yetf u gary
>>158184274Gary wants us wagies to watch
>>158184313el autismo
>>158184313post made by the fattest white woman who smells like surstroming and hasn't shaved her bush since the biden admin
>>158184313I wish someone would play with my lil puck.
>>158184382That's a tranny
>>158184313Lil Puck is a PORN ACTRESS
>>158184313I hate numales so much
Thinking about popping some corn to snack on tonight
>>158184382made by the ugliest 5'1 foid
this frozen frenzy is going to send me into Virtual Insanity
>>158184416>he still thinks its "numales" after all these years
>>158184460Foids and numales are one in the same
>>158184543no you retard at least the nu-male tries to watch the fucking game
>>158184552PICK IT UP ICE JANNY
Copey’s on TikTok now
Gary is bustin' all over your living room, now in technicolor simulcast available world wide!#DropThePucks and get involved!
>one in the same
I've got a frozen frenzy for you right here
>>158184740
>>158184552embarrassingas expected from na
>>158184834you're just jalous of the size of weiners
He only scored 1 goal this season...
>>158184834for sure fellow eurochad, how uncouth of them*throws smoke grenade onto a soccer field in the middle of a game*
>AAAAAAHHHHHHH
at the Flames home opener the retards in the crowd started the wave when the team was down infinity to nothing. I wish I could execute people, legally.
>i'm not having fun, so other people cannot have fun
i remember 1993
>>158184924They should rename it the suicidedome
I saw a kid enjoying an ice cream and I wanted to punch him in the face, legally. people just make me so mad
>>158184973
>>158185065Then you went home to sit on your thumb and browse 4chin?
>>158185095Thumb? No, he can hardly feel that anymore.He sits on his commemorative 19.93 cm Rocket Richard™ Habs branded dildo.
How many years has it been since 1993 anyway?
Fuck, didn't realize opening night was also the homecoming for the Bakersfield College Alumni Association football game. Guess I can buy a ticket for dinner at the football game for $15, hang out for 2 hours then dip downtown because my hocket tickets cost me $30 or so
>>158184877https://www.statmuse.com/nhl/ask/goalies-with-most-goals-in-one-seasonIt looks like he'll have the best goals scored/game ratio in an NHL season. I thought for sure that some mackenzie skapski ass random callup would have got one, but they really are that rare
>>158185172A lot
>with swedes
>>158184868true, in yurope we keep it real>>158184890soccer ultras are strange
>>158185204subhumans
>>158185204Stenberg will feel at home in SJ
1 hour
I really hope anon wakes up from his nap before the games start
>>158185319lol draw a sharpie dick on his forehead
Good night flames fans, I wish I could be up for the big game later. Please cheer hard for me :)
>>158185204
>>158183701
i just put 10 euros into a online slots machine and won 260, broswhich team do i put it all on tonight?
>>158185228they'll need to find him a boyfriend
>>158185393I'd pretend to sneak one on my pocket to give the front row a laugh, but that's just me I think of other people
>>158185417Bet on the Flames, Kings, and Flyers to get their first win!
>>158185417invest in retirement mikkä, you're not greasy norway that hogs oil to give retirement
>>158185204>bend over bitchkek
Cock eater bros…. It’s over
>>158185204>Swedes seethe this hard at the idea of people having sexJej
>>158185417Put it on Kraken, good odds against the flylels for some reason
>>158185431Sounds like a cash money idea, they gotta win eventually!
>>158185417>I've beat the odds and won but instead of stopping to take my winnings I'm going continue gambling so I can return it to the houseCalgary Flames
>>158185444>calfThat's why I have cows on my legs, not calves.
why dont they serve chicken wings like the kind the make at chinese restaurants at the saddledome
>>158185417Go Canucks! There's no way they lose 5 in a row.
Why the FUCK aren't the pens starting silovs tonight? It's a guaranteed win/shutout for MUHHHH fantasy team, fuckers.
Why the fuck is almost all good games so late. I wish I was living in Murrica now.
>>158185065Happens when you are a canadian hockey fan
>>158185504sounds like a (you) problem
>>158185510it is, but i'm gonna bitch and complain about it to all of (YOU) instead.
>>158185506ICE would ruin your pale white asshole in seconds
>>158185506>I wish I was living in Murrica now.
>>158185519You guys need something similar
>16 games today*clap clap clap* comon Gary lets go already... Lets start this already you fucking piece of shit
>>158185566We don't talk about Gary like that here
>>158185519he already wants to move to america, you don't need to convince him more.
>>158185568He's a dog and I'll talk to him anyway I want
>>158185519I hate /pol/ shlash fiction
>>158185575you couldnt get into the places Gary goes, not even as the help. You'll show the man some respect.
Why did games start at noon and start 1 hour apart? That would have been the smarter play, GARY. Now I can't watch most of the games because I'm too busy watching >MY team play.
can't wait for my teams to beat their opponents tonight
The shaft of my wiener itches really bad
15 bings until the frenzy begins!!
>>158185676a-anon...
>>158185676thank you gary
>>158185676
stenberg hasn't score yet
>>158185724he can't even speak in english yet
cam onnn garry we're ready to rock n roll ova here
>>158185709phils a beauty
can you bet on puck drop time?
>>158185770
haha phil kessel and hotdogs, man thats funny stuff in the 2026. Really really funny.
>>158185813I think so too
Hey guys, are hotdogs a sandwich? Lets discuss!
>>158185821>>>/ck/yes hot dogs are sandwiches
>>158185813haha remember when phil kessel was mocked for buying a hot dog before a game haha
well its beer o'clock bromigos
>>158185778real talk, he didnt tip
>>158185858Just mixed my first captain and coke (of probably 8 or 9) of the night! Cheers!
What are the chances that it will be our year?
>>158185883She's probably married to a black guy now.
>>158185778That's not funny.
>>158185883not a single fuckin chance, you gotta stock up on finns, they work hard and bring cups home
>>158185892
>>158185827>bread in the fridge.>peanut butter in the fridge
>>158185906Haha that's a big cookie.
>>158185896No Dallas lost
>>158185906they're doing this to me tomorrow
>>158185911Finnesota back in the day was fun.
>>158185908ill be brief since this is a sports board, but pb lasts longer in the fridge as the fats won't get rancid, and bread attracts mice, so i have to keep it in the fridge
>YOUR debbies
What is the idea behind spacing the games out by 15 minutes? Gary is still going to script them so they are all at intermission and commercials are at an all time high tonight. I'm not falling for his tricks.
>>158185319i did wake up thanks bro i have wings devils on now but am about to head to the bar
Who made playoffs last year that will be missing this year?
>>158185959Flyers obviously unless they fire Tocchet
emily stancing
>>158185956Don't drink and drive
Where are all the fans in Detroit?
>>158185967fire this ugly dyke and get me some hottie NOW
>>158185959dullass saars.
So, this is the city they call Hockeytown, huh?
Which bitch?
>>158185981they need to let stormy be the number 1
>>158185995Mitch won
a second game has hit the frenzy
>>158185967
>>158186002Frozen frenzy has surpassed hockey night in Canada.
there are sixteen (16) games today
>>158186013Most people wouldn't post this meme, if they knew what scene this was from.
will he finally score tn
Has a goalie ever had a 0 SA shutout?
>>158185908kek was going to make this post word for word
>>158185927>and bread attracts mice, so i have to keep it in the fridgeget out of verdun
>>158186037lol i'm two streets off verdun
*Oba Femi struts into /hoc/*
let's get these bluffsissies
>>158186016yet zero gamethreads
>match with a nice woman on hinge>find out all her responses to me was generated with ai and she removes me when I call her out on itBro my dating life is cooked I need to just chill and watch some hockey and listen to the losercore playlist on Spotify.
>>158186054I contemplated making 16 of them tonight just to boost the soccerfags' threads into the archives, but I'm lazy.
For me its the Medicine Hat Tigers
>>158186062>but I'm lazy.jlmi
>>158186062you arent too lazy to type like a fag
>>158186070cool it
>>158183197There are rules against that now
does seider even hit guys anymore?
>>158186077Of course they change the rules once it would benefit the flames.
>>158186066Loved watching Bryce Pickford
>>158186075cooler than you
>>158186070You gotta go back.
>>158186070Well, yeah, I have my limitations. Unlike you, you'll suck any cock shoved in your face, faggot.
>>158186066what kind of medicine do they have up there? some pepto bismol?
>>158186041mon ami!
>a canadian team will never win the stanley cupcake
>>158186041Verdun was in ww1 bud.
>>158186090how many boyfriends with hurt feelings do you have
Laval mentioned
>>158186107>he touched itgrim
>>158186107Seems like a good way to jinx yourself for life.
>>158186066didn't one of bork lasers kids get drafted to medicine hat
My Social worker wants me to get a job again
>>158186116it's fine since he won
I like this idea. Tuning in.
>>158186129Did you bring up the societal good that your 24/7 hoc posting brings?
>>158186129kill her, kill her and eat her face
>most dangerous draw in Detroit, MI
>>158186129tell her you have the retardation
with finnie you winnie
>>158186114What a faggot post kwab
holy shit jersey kwab
why do they some faggy eminem song from 26 years ago for detoilet's goal song?
still not trusting a florida man with ice skates
>>158186147I’m on the spectrum
>dominate the period>1-1
>frenzied scoreless draws
i hope gary gets the scoring going soon
>>158186163She probably is, too
>>158186179y apu humping wall?
>I was a playoff team like you until I took a puck to the head
>>158186179Our Jackies are coming close!
absolute double fuck by Engstrom
Dobes would have stopped that
>Mont'real
>h1bs
>>158186188You mean the team leading their division? Retard
engstrom kwab
>>158186199fucking god damn grammar nerdHave some shut the fuck up and enjoy the game
GAA SV SV% SHOG J. FowlerMTL1st 16:54, 0-1 vs BUF1026.47Is this good?
>>158186185he's in the zone
>>158186209It was an own goal
>>158186217Is THAT good?
>>FRIEND Z'D=3
Martin St-Louis isnt a good coach
>kitties
Kent Johnson is officially back!!!!!!
>>158186238Is THIS good?
>>158186238he'd be a great influencer/motivational speaker/podcast youtuber though
>>158186238You know who I think he should coach?The St. Louis Blues!!
REF DOWN
>Daisy dead Based
Reffie dead
REFFIE DOWN
DED REFFIE!
>>158186247Seems like a good fit on paper
>whistling your own stoppagelmao ref
that looked really bad
>leg injury That ref must have been on Florida's payroll
whisky lung!
>>158186247he pronounces his name like st louis, not st louis
This ESPN broadcast must have been specifically designed to piss me off. It's working.
hey that was Whiskeylung behind Ruff
Flames fans are starving.
>>158186267
What weird timeline are we in where the top Canadian draft prospect plays in the NCAA and the top American draft prospect plays in the CHL?Donlad Cherry is rolling in his grave
>>158186271It used to be funny, but now I'm kinda miffed >feed Calgary, Gary
>>158186271At this point they should just start giving shit away to prevent suicides.
Is it gay nigger day here or something?
>>158186282>Donlad Cherry?
>>158186271i miss those deals here, we had for a bit free fries when the habs scored first, and then KFC gave us a free famous sandwich when the habs won, now I don't think we have anyhthing anymoreAlso are Firehouse subs any good? we don't have any of those in Quebec. No Jersey Mikes either, had Quiznos and Mr.Sub but those are long gone
>>158186289It's not my birthday yet haha
>>158186271>The Great Famine of '26-'27
>>158186291You really thought his birth name was Donald?
LETS GO CRAPS!
>>158186209I went to the nashville game where he started. The habs fan I sat next to was very excited about him, called him their best prohspect
>>158186298Firehouse has the best subs
>>158186298
Too much man
I like Firehouse subs, Jersey Mike’s isn’t as good cuz they got no meatball sub
>>158186298As good as any other sandwich house that heats their subs Jimmy John's is doing that now; they all do it to some extent
>>158186306cinnamon roll fuckin' head
Man: Too Much
SSCCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
We're watching a defensive master piece
>>158186316>5 goalswhat a shit deal, even with today's scoring
Firehouse is only a tiny bit better than Jimmy John's but it's twice the price
>staggered start times for a sport yhat can't drop the puck on time anyways
>>158186338Just wait till you see which games are on (((espn))) tonight.
I hope they break another ref's leg =3That was delightful
>7th rounder winger Emmitt Finnie is a better center than 9OA Center Nate Danielson. Rough.
>>158186341really putting the PEE in espn
I’ve sucked a lot of dicks so I know about good taste
Why did the islanders ahl team relocate to Hamilton?
>>158186358Go Canes btw!
>>158186358Connor, you have a game against the pens tonight. Focus!
I wish I had an Ovi now.Yeah he actually launched his own beer brand.
Devils need nemec
You get a free bowl of chili at Roosters when the Jackies score 3 at home
Dude...what the fuck is Jake Allen's fuckin' problem? fuckin' cocksucker! MAKE MORE SAVES!
ready to kickback bros TMDWU
>takes out own net to deny a rebound Should be a penalty shot
>>158186384cincinati style?
https://youtu.be/5-j2C1J4JjM
>>158186379is it a sweden only thing?
>>158186397No, just regular chili. I've never gotten it, but it's probably nothing special
lets go krakies
>>158186348He's better than Larkbitch, too.
>>158182647>soulless kitchen
Time to give the flyers their first win of the season!
>>158186388RIP Cobes. Miss ya buddy.
They should do this multiple times a year. This is pretty neat.
ssccaaaaaaarrrrrr
>>158186420I'm going to watch 1 game and then play video games just like every other night
habs still won't score
>>158186420Trip on, gary.
habs 5 on 3 now lol
>>158186421this, but unironically
Montreal could use a sniper like Laine for their PP
Has the Habs window closed?
demidov might not produce much, but it's clear we are missing his offensive flair
>>158186439yeah, hutson and caufield are spent
>>158186439the window was last year, it's over now, we might as well get rid of the current older core and wait for demidov hage and zharovsky to fit in
>>158186400Yeah but those tuesdays though...
>>158186405No why would he launch it here. Its in Russia obviously.
>>158186413no
>habs locked im to like 8 dead end scorers
>>158186439Hey, Puss...was it ever really open?
Watching these wretched nj devils is turning into military grade Guantanamo bay tier torture
>>158186448kek spam poster got banned
>scoring on a gifted 5-on-3And Habs fans still think the refs have it out for them
>scoreless in Youngstown
HUTSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
this year's norris winner, lane hutson
>>158186449Russians don't even drink beer though
OK Booner
>>158186416Tell me about this man... Cobra 70.Hmmm tell me his power level.Yes is he a Finn perchance?
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTLANER
Bustson
>>158186459well zebras have a pack mentality and buffalo just killed one of them
that literally went off krieders stick but lol lmao frog ref
ate some citrus it was real sour
>>158186466Sure they do. Sometimes they like to mix their vodka into something.
>>158186461C-C-C-CORECTION !!!!>the city of Plymouth
there's something strange about sean walker, like there's nothing behind those eyes
Hockey seems like a sport Japan or Korea would be really into. Can't believe its not bigger over there.
>>158186459yeah?
>>158186470He was a Gothic Bad Boy Rockstar.
I thank god everyday I was born a leafs fan and not habs
>needing a PP to score on buffalelkek
>>158186476yeah but you kept scurvy at bay
>>158186459i bet you feel silly now
>scoreless draw in Hockeytown
Wings Bros we're eating good rn bros
>>158186466No beer is popular there, so not true.
>>158186493>a PP They needed 2 actually
>scoreless draw in the city of Brotherly Love
>>158186487In Japan they see hockey as a woman’s sport. Men’s hockey gets no investment.
>>158186505>2 PPsWe don't recognize nu-trek here.
>>158186480yeah pickles, salted herring, rye bread
>>158186493All goals are good goals, babe
>>158186504in sweden, what is the prefered alcoholic beverage? beer, wine or vodka?
>>158186490planning the parade again?
Theres too much going on and I don't have adhd
>>158186514That sucks, they would be pretty good at it
>>158186519Beer for sure. Then its probably wine and whisky.
>>158186518Fuck off gary
>>158186514is that why that hockey anime had school girls?>>158186519aquavit and gin
>>158186490retard
>>158186519Akvavit
>>158186525This is what Gary wants. Barely any hockey some days, way too much on others.
For me it's the Detroit Red Wings
no see we don't call high sticks on buffalo
I always laugh when part of the crowd jumps up in cheers for a "goal" when the ones in the crowd that actually had the good angle groan "OHHH!" The contrast makes me giggle.
>>158186543Can't. We have to use every part of the buffalo.
Watching NHL 27 players photos and yeah its fucking awful.
>does nothing>that will be 9.1 million dollars, sir
>>158186557why can't they use the LA Noire tech
krak has small pp
>>158186557Was this generated from his WO blue screen of death?
business idea: NFL Redzone but for Hockey
>>158186557Looks like a soulless ginger to me.
Canes can be puzzling
>>158186487They're too beholden to their culture to play hockey properly. They won't do anything to disrespect older players and will grovel in the opponents locker room if they land a clean hit on one
>>158186568finally a team for me!
>>158186547Why isn't that hot, curvy chick also in the image? Go for the gusto, infamous shitposter>whi8le there's still time...
>>158186562trade caufield, slafkovsky, noah dobson, mike matheson, guhlekeep suzuki (C), hutson, demidov, zharovsky, hage, reinbacher
>>158186563I dunno they are supposed to release LA Noire 2 btw.Ovi looks like something from anime
>>158186573That would be weird though, no? Football is slower paced, so they can usually show players almost instantly after they happen. I can't see gary hiring (kek, I mean forcing) 20+ interns to create and isolate plays for 8 hours.
>>158186586nvm they actually scarred
>>158186590he looks like the coomer wojak
>>158186588but matheson speaks both english and french and is media trained
>>158186590What does the scouter say?
>>158186600typical big pp keeping a man down!
>>158186583>first hurricane all year>name it IsaiasDoesn't look good for the canes if that's how it is going to be.
I just love it when the Sabres and Habs get together. Classic, old time hockey!
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Brady fucks ya
>>158186573business idea: gary gives me access to out of market hockey games with no blackouts for $14.99 a month
>>158186573I thought this would be better, but its pretty slow even with the amount of games going. Putting on my Penguins in about a half hour.
Our Jackies :(
Why did gary get to the Calgary/Toronto game and just say "fuck it" to the "every 15 minutes thing?"
>>158186573BETTER IDEA:There should be a function in the NHL app that ticketed attendees at the game can use to overturn calls made by officials on the iceAND the only way the refs can overturn the crowd vote would be by taking a penalty shot against the team they're attempting to penalize >Thoughts ???
who is this? Holy shit they did him dirty
>>158186271I fucking love firehouse, the pizza meatball sub is incredible
Bolts bros…
Laffy Goal
>laffs>lames
>>158186634Geekie?
>>158186634Mason Lohrei
>>158186633>Thoughts ???you lost the property to your brother
Good game going on at Little Caesars.
>matt rempe steps on the ice>tampa immediately gets 2 high danger chancesPylon Rempe
kek why they meowing
>getting a penalty called against you during the McNugget minute
kek talking to shit to the reffies gets you a penalty?
>>158186663ask bedard
>>158186653Yeah, but did you see Rempe grab that guy with his hand and everything immediately stopped.
>>158186649Both teams look hot and ready haha
bud1
>>158186663Better watch your mouth when dealing with your superiors.
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>>158186668No, thanks, don't wanna smell his cum breath.
