ballvious: >>158174650>It was prophesied that Cleveland will never obtain a World Championship as long as they continue their moral failing by not reverting their name.
do they really think a flyover world series will save them from the salary cap?
*collapses walter's empire*
>>158183604I just listened to Omar Vizquel call them the Guardians for 15 minutes straight.I think I'm ready to move on.
>>158183604
>>158183578yeah this concerns me as well. I think the biggest concern is someone using AI to hack into your OpenAI/Anthropic/etc. account and seeing all the thoughts you've shared with itI've never posted doxworthy info about myself on here and they'd have to comb through terabytes of data to potentially identify me and there's just no way it'll work because I change up my writing style depending on mood/nature of convo
What did his accountant tell him in August?
>>158183604the prophecy is true
>>158183657>using AI for anything except coding slop and routine questions you'd googlekek imagine using non-local AI for anything personal
Os
>>158183706having "local AI" won't save you. and I'm not gonna compromise by using worse "local" models for all the work I doanyway, I've never said anything particularly bad. I just say "that's gay" a lot
KEK not even going to address that post
call him Don Soto. he's always got his eye on the ball
My Brewers.
>>158183738>anon doesn't understand what local meansdunning kruger effect strikes again>implying you need 2T parameter models for normieshitit's literally just needed for coding or solving mathslop
take it to >>>/g/, durpreet
>>158183785I know what it means. it's not going to save you. local models are not frontier models. you have a limited understanding of AI if you don't think the leading models are more productive for anything other than "coding or solving mathslop"anyway, I leave you to risk getting btfo. make sure you know a good attorney if/when the time comes
SAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE CLOUD MODELS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WILL DO TO INDIA...I MEAN CANADA ECONOMY I REPEAT DO NOT REDEEM
big boobs
>>158183869we need a brave anon to post em
>>158183829no you don't sir>b-but windows spys on youkek
>>158183869big fan
Pipe down NERDS.
kek doyerhectors
>>158183905my argument doesn't have to do with your OS spying on you. anyway, useless conversation with a clown who gets dopamine spikes from acting retarded online for (You)s. GL
>>158183869what about em
>>158183777>out of respect to the culture it mockshe will literally darvo anything
>>158183958>noo you dont understand, it's magic glowie tech or something, i can't explain it of courseyou dont understand how local works. You lost
>>158183869who was in the wrong here?
>>158183777I thought the 'original six' was a hockey thing. what are the original six baseball teams?
San Diego is a shithole. Outside of Petco Park roams fatass Tortas that 2hu loves to fuck with.
>>158184119True for all coastoids
>>158184101he missed the mark on that. the Cleveland Blues were one of 8 charter members when the American League was established in 1901the oldest 8 teams are picrel
>>158184141>expelled from the leaguekek
>>158184101The Istanbul GreeksThe Tel Aviv ArabsThe Brooklyn DutchThe Cleveland IndiansThe Danzig GermansThe London Celts
>>158183869these weren't fake, either
>>158184165what was your dog's name
Will the Indians win today?
>>158184194Fido :(
>>158184119true but also way less of a shithole than faveLA, the worst city on the west coast by far
>>158184202Messick is never bad, will depend on whether the offense strings some hits together again.
sogay blowtranny KEK
>>158184204I've been to 2 of those cities, neither of which is in North America :)
will playing League of Legends help me with my hand-eye coordination for squaring up on a pitch and fielding stingers?
>>158184228>the worst city on the west coast by farYou spelled Oakland wrong.
>>158184276No but it will help you troon out
Do coastoids really
>>158184291that is undesired
As a Cubs girl, I love League of Legends
Shobench Bumtani
>>158184371ign?
>>158184386BigHandsCubsGirl
>>158184141TWO Chicago White Stockings?!
>Messi didn't win the World Cup>Ohtani didn't make it to the World SeriesWhat a bad year for the sporting GOAT
>>158184420Tadej couldn't finish the Vuelta
>>158184158>>158184141
>riggi cucktini>riggi cucktani>goat
PCA was eliminated in the wild card and Ohtani is still underperforming him.
PCGay kek
>>158184533ohtani is playing injured for us, the fans
>The Pope was diagnosed with lung cancerholy shit he really did blow smoke in the 'stros face
The Pope? Not a fan.
Whenever there is a chimpout that involves both dugouts clearing onto the field, they should settle it out and fight like they do in Hockey. Pussy ass sport.
>>158184756sorry...
>>158184778*fights you*
>>158184756>>158184793take the heempill
ZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZZzzzzz
>>158184934WAKE UP
>>158184793I'm a girl tho
>>158184998*heems you*
He's a cubbies girl!
>>158184998SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, BITCH
>>158185042
deuces wild
>>158185198>>158185198>>158185198
I'm a Cubs girl and I have pretty privilege!
>>158185262>You chant a popular song during games? Lol what a loser
>>158183918The longer I look at her face the more it looks like a dude's face... or maybe I'm gay idk anymore
>>158185363I think some anons try to make everything cringe because they got/get made fun of a lot irl
Need a cubs girl with soft soles to milk me
Looking forward to another great night of baseball.
>>158185457what do you guys have in store for us this time? big fan
Cubs girl here
>>158185473Besides the requisite 'balk'? Let's just say we have a few special postseason 'trick or treats' up our sleeves. ;)
>>158185505Soles status?
>>158185518Soft and ready for milking
>be sox fan>get cancer right after getting pope'dkek grim
>>158185508cant wait
>>158185508kek
>>158185518Dirty, smelly, sweaty
ohtani doesn't need to show up, he already got forever money and infinite accolades, he will go down as the GOAT even if the rest of his contract he's an average/slightly below average player
remember when that one Cubs dude turned to witchcraft to cast a death hex on some rando Padres fan
Shohei Ohtani Just Took The Worst Swing Of His Career, and It May Have Got Him Benched
So, let's look at what the Yankees need..catchersecond basemanshortstopthird basemancenter fielderdesignated hittertwo high quality relieversYeah, the Yankees are going to such in 2027 if there is baseball, and they are going to suck in 2028 because this inept imbecile of a general manager is going to run it back with the same team until Judge retires.
I'm a witch, I'm a cubs witch!
>>158185339yes, but is your ass as perfect as Cubs Girl's ass?
>>158185608*curses you*
>>158183604I haven't followed baseball for a while, but MLB discourse ended up in my algorithm somehow, and the Dodgers posts I come across are fucking insane. Like, every post bemoaning the fact the Dodgers likely won't make the WS comes with some weird veiled threat that League is going to lose money because of it. They would have you think the MLB IS the LA Dodgers themselves. Like the Dodgers should just get an automatic WS admission each year, and the rest of the league should be competing to see who plays the Dodgers. The Yankees, as much as I hated them in the past, come off as paragons of virtue and humility and comparison. I have never seen a team try so hard to be the most hated team in America.What's the point of the MLB if you think 20 teams should be disallowed from ever reaching the playoffs? To serve as a release valve for the citizens of LA?
>>158185602>designated hitterben rice
>>158185596I am literally a woman
>>158185650coasties think we're all flyovers and it's extremely rude
>>158185650>citizens of la>citizens
>>158185690Trans women are real women
I have never seen a frog poster write anything of value in their post
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>158185602resign jazz
resign, jazz
Doomed teams>Mets>Astros>O's>GiantsTeams that are doomed in like 2 years>Yankees>Dodgers>PhilliesTeams that could be doomed but still have time to correct course>Mariners>Padres>Sneks>Red Sox>RoyalsTeams that will be good for a solid amount of years>Brewers>Cubs>Guardians>Rays>BravesTeams that are like 2 years away from probably maybe being good>Pirates>Twins>Nats>Rocks>A'sTeams that have mysterious futures>White Sox>Jays>Angels>Cardinals>Tigers>Marlins>Rangers>Reds
m's!
>>158185776delete your post
>All 32 NHL teams are on the ice tonight>Watch the two teams that will be sacrificial lambs for the Brewer's first World Series title
>>158185789>Teams that could be doomed but still have time to correct course>>Royals>could beMmmhSigh
I want a salary cap mainly because I don't think players like Jazz or Arozarena should be getting 30M a year contracts like they're projected to likely get
>>158185789You can put our Reds in the doomed category :(
>>158185744Imagine approaching the Tarps Off section, ripping your shirt off to join in with the boys, and then being set upon by the horny young men in the section. They tear your shorts off like ravenous animals and bend you over the bleachers. You try to run but there's too many of them, and before you can scream in protest you find a cock in your mouth and ass. They use you as their personal fuckpig in the center of the mass of flesh, no one on the outside can see what's happening. You're absolutely fucked raw, jizz being shot down your throat as your asshole makes the familiar wet, queefy sound of man-on-man ass sex.
Why doesn't MLB have a hot beat writer analyst lile Mina Kimes?
>>158185802they still have Witt! they got Vinnie! their offense is still around the middle of the pack! they just need to put together a decent pitching staff and they'll probably be at least in conversations!
>>158185830We do
>listening to "Zombie" by The Cranberries>the chorus is about to drop>YouTube pauses and asks me if I'm still listeningREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158185759
>>158185789giants are rebuilding
>>158185843Nigga he's ugly and I ain't gay.
>>158185830We already have a cuter hapa
>>158185830she's washed and gay just like every americanized asian liberal
>>158185855Yikes sweaty. We respect Peff here
>>158183604No, dummy, it was the curse of rocky colavito
>>158185854but do they even have any big deal prospects that people expect the team will be able to build around? The rockies at least have adopted the strategy of "let's sell some current pieces we have no plans for to grab good high minors prospects/players that are being walled out of the majors and give them a chance here" and that's given them fun guys like TJ Rumfield. But who do the Jints have that fans are holding out for to show up in the majors?
>>158185860she's truly perfect
>>158185789what's mysterious about the Angels?
>>158185790You're gay dude. Homo butthole shitplay fetish queer. I hate you.
>>158183421watch your mouth or we'll beat you off, pal
>>158185808Aroz should get 15-20.. jazz should get 8-12. Aroza glazing was annoying, but jazz glaze when he was traded to the yankees was insufferable on top of him being a faggot shithead. So a typical overrated stankee
>>158185898she have an allergic reaction?
>>158185928They're not good right now, and it's up in the air what Kroenke will actually do with the team, especially in the short term versus long term even though it's probably better than what Arte is currently doing. We'll probably have a better idea of the Angel's future after next season and what the Angels actually do in the offseason now that he's taken over.
>>158185860>>158185898What is /mlb/'s obsession with Alysa Liu? She doesn't even like baseball.
also morning guardnation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptjF-pybEGcBatting Practice stream
>>158185974Uhhh source?
>>158185974Isn't she the Orioles #1 fan?
>>158185976Is this Alysa Liu???
>>158185987I don't think she's ever missed a game
>>158185980Grady Sizemore blesses you.
>>158185976looks too unattainable and high maintenance. post some cute 6/10s if you REALLY want the guards to go all the way
Two traded players are starting pitchers today. Big night for the GMs to see if their trades were actually worthwhile.
>baseball
>>158186034? Griffin started last night, Messick is a Cleveland rookie
>>158186034Parker Messick was drafted by the Guardians
grrrrrrrrrr i HATE the guardians!!!!! i hope the rays CREAM'EM!!!!!
>>158185789Surely the White Sox have a bright future? I mean Murakami is just a rookie!!
>>158185830she's ugly
>>158184141bring back the Louisville Grays
>>158186068they're probably going to be fine, i'm more just unsure if this was a weird fluke year/run and next year they end up winning like 78/79 games next year. everyone thought the blue jays were going to be a contender this year after everyone on the team had career years in 2025, only for them to suck this year.
The Brewers had the highest ground-ball rate in MLB this season. The pulled the ball less often than anyone, too. Only one team hit fewer homers. They are the exact opposite of how modern baseball is supposed to work. They also are a scoring machine.
/mlb/ has shit taste in women, probably because we don't interact with any women irl and have'nt seen a 3d woman in many years
Thawlts on this?
>>158186123I'm a Cubs girl
>>158186110Smart baseball
>>158186126it was obvious, and caminero is retarded for covering the base.it's 2 out and 2 strikes, what's adell gonna do where preventing that steal matters?
>Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer, according to the Vatican, following a procedure that removed a portion of the American pontiff’s right lung.Trump curse. White Sox never stood a chance.
>>158186158Jose Ramirez literally gave the pope cancer. How can one man be more based?
>>158186123whats good taste
los doyerpacos kek
>>158186127I'm a Cubs boy
>>158186180aussiebro...you know these hot ugly women are way better in bed
doyeralfonsos KEK
my name is Alfredo Paco...
Mi llamo es Doyer Gonzalez
YOU GET YO DODGA DAWG ESSE I AM BLAXICAN
I won't be here tomorrow, so I'm getting my posts out of the way early>doggiedoos kek>doyerpacos thought that was gone kek>0-4tani>monkey batts>they really do be like that kek!
>>158186244
>0-2
>>158184017how is it mocking?
>>158186244kek based I'll post a few in your name
>>158186180how good taste looks
>>158183604But they couldn't win one with the old name and they had one of the lineups of all time too
>>158186244KEK
>>158186158also witch cursed
>>158186180I miss her so much :(
>>158186349she cute
>>15818629995-01 has to be some of the greatest lineups of all time if not the greatest..
Cubs girl soles
>>158186376Back off bro
>>158186244xD doggiedoos omg kek!!
doyerhectors kek
>>158186123I only sleep with women i work with lol
>starting the game at 8pm despite both teams being a part of greater new yorkmanfred is such a faggot man
>>158186411Based drama queenI fuck my boss (girl)
New york is gay and cringe. Manfred is in the right here.
Bench sogay kwabtani
lets give ohtranny a chance
I only sleep with women I'm related to
>>158186477Hell yeah go Yanks!
>>158186477Based Yankbro
it's up >>158186495>>158186495
>>15818651545 minutes early Timbo
>>158186386is this what the average Cleveland resident looks like?
No one will ever top the New York Highlanders' 27 Rings.
>>158186419only time ive got in trouble was when I slept with a client
>>158186610I've never been happier
the los angeles redditors
>it's extremely obvious the padres are gonna trade Fermin in the offseason to make room for Salas as an everyday player since nobody on the rotation uses Fermin as their catcher>MLB media keeps pushing the idea that they will trade Campy insteadwhy is the """media""" like this? The fact that Campy made it all the way to the majors without being traded and has managed to stay on the 40-man roster even when he was spending all year making Chihuahuas records since he couldn't hit in the majors shows he's one of those Preller prospects that he just likes for some reason in the same way Merrill survived all the way to the majors. Some team will absolutely take Fermin for his defense and league average hitting, especially since he has decent control remaining.
I got involved with an online dominatrix and now she is blackmailing me. She's going to send my wife the video I took of me sucking another guy off. What should I do?
He's not wrong.
>>158186659come to philly i'll help u ;)
>>158186680hope theyre enjoying cancun
>>158186659Plummet the stock in her video with operation suck off
puck drop in 3 minutes
>>158186750I'll cheer for the Blues if you give me a ravioli
>>158186761have a plate
>>158186769Thanks! GO BLUES GO
>>158186290indian is the colonizers word for their people and the logo is a cartoonish character with extremely exaggerated features named chief wahoo
>>158186802bruh "native americans" call themselves indians
