CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 2>Tuesday 13 October 202621:00 Inter 3-4 Club Brugge21:00 Villarreal 3-1 Napoli>Wednesday 14th October 202618:45 Super Feyenoord 3-2 Como21:00 Roma 3-4 Real MadridEUROPA LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 2>Thursday 15 October 202618:45 Salzburg - Bbilan21:00 Celta Vigo - JuventusCONFERENCE LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 1>Thursday 15 October 202621:00 Atalanta - Pafos FCPrevious >>158155585Reminder to keep it dodgy, beware of antimafia department investigations, host a pizza party with your local Curva Nord ultras and give the armband to the lifelong supporters of the club.
/fa/ Cagliari shop merch
negru
We had to endure an entire season of full Marotta League just for THIS.Now tell me, was it worth it? What's their endgame?
nihao
Zechiëlu
Kurpa dei cali d'attenzione ao
>>158196131Serie ass is pivoting into pachinko machines
Unironically an absolutely phenomenal show btw
>>158196201You can tell it is good by that /fa/ poster alone
>>158196250Kek and figure yourself if kvaraminchia's goal wasn't a tap-in
Calcio status?
>>158196430
>>158196468>riomma's choking dna manages to astound even a dutchman
>>158196475
>Svilar ded>Kone ded>Dybala ded>up 3-1 which then becomes 3-4 in the span of minutes with corner kicksyep, goddess Eupalla is still pissed as fuck
how is Gollini playing in the champions league in the year of our lord MMXXVI? Even the the ghost of Rui Patrizio would be better.
At least this time it wasn't De Sciglio scoring the 3-4 was it
Steambros...
Sleep tight FeyeGods
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158196575
https://x.com/asha_shar/status/2110083127741702241Never in my life would've I imagined Xbox doing better moves than Sony which on contrary seem to be heading down to a Don Mattrick like era
>>158196759>those repliesShe just created a billion Scoterroni...
Angele's new album releases tomorrow
>There’s also a WW2 skin that has multiple conflicting patches. It has the insignia for a Captain on the helmet, but the Chevrons of a corporal on the sleeves. It also has the 82nd airborne patch on the sleeve, but another patch of the 17th airborne on the back of the jacket. AI was just randomly slapping WW2 iconography on the skin.Even random engagement baiters on twatter have better QA for their AI slop than Dice lole
Late night rumours
>>158196520I know Dybala's body doesn't hold up these days, but why was Matias Soule subbed out at 60 minutes when he provided 2 of the assists for Roma's goals and was one of their best players?
>>158196090wow! jerry sanduski coaches in serie a now?? what a redemption arc
In the USA, football is a sport of the working (in polisci) class
Today, WE play.
>>158201709new /seriea/ insta classic just dropped
Now, let's have a look at Serie A's UEFA coefficient...
>>158196450Punisher-esque look by Zingaro here
the only teams who can use the focusing on the league excuse this year are Como and Riomma, maybe the Goddess.
/polsci/faction idea for the thriving West, the hk (hello kitty) shirts, all femboys, catboys, twinks paramilitary group tasked with keeping kawaii levels at all time high all the time (●´ω｀●) /sanrioa/ related as hello kitty is an integral part of /seriea/ lore and bbilan's most kawaii colab
>>158202685Como spent nearly half a billion to come up with a complete roster though. Have they perhaps also bought themselves a license to use lame excuses?
>>158201221wow, no one thought this was an awesome comment? come oni thought it was some of my best work it's so funny!
>Historic Champions League low for Serie A and Italian football: all four Italian teams suffer defeat. Como, Napoli, Inter, and Roma recorded four defeats in the same round, This is a first: it has never happened before in the history of the competition; even looking back at previous years and other competitions (such as the 1987 UEFA Cup), the results had never been quite so disastrous in the main group stage. The four Italian teams conceded a total of 14 goals, squandering three leads and enduring nightmare finishes to their matches.
rocchi save us!
>>158203103I was really sad to see the serie a teams falter this way, and the italian NT goalkeeper also made a big blunder. i'm sure italian football will come good again eventually, tresoldi looks like he'll be pretty good
>>158203126>tresoldi looks like he'll be pretty goodYou're taking it for granted that he'd be willing to commit himself to a national team where a single agent can ensure he won't be called up for a whole four-year footballing cycle
since when is there ucl on thursday fras
>>158203148since the [redacted] changed the format
>toro ded
>>158203140who is this referring to?
MCCSF
>>158203050Just fucking IMAGINE fabregas having to play with napoli's current squad, just fucking IMAGINE it
>>158203050you can spend a trillion and still suck at something you've never done before, like playing European football on top of league football.
>>158203158how many welcome/unwelcome referees will you need this time? 3-4?
>>158203158ooflot of deds cos of the world cup
>>158203103but I was told the revolutionary refereeing bought forward by Orsato made our league great again
>>158203176My mistake, I thought Como would be doing things differently rather than falling back on the usual barrage of excuses typical of provincial Serie A
>>158203186>five matchdays are supposed to fix five years of corrupted VAR calls and obedience to the caste of San Luca, Reggio CalabriaTry to listen to yourself upon reasoning
>>158203158He didn't fly so good
>>158203188if you think a manager having no clue how to best approach a completely different match scheduling he never had to deal with as a coach is an excuse rather than harsh reality I don't know what to tell you desu
>>158203200Where the fuck do you think you are, this is /seriea/ manonly stale ragebaits that get little to no attention and blogposting are allowed here
>>158203200I wasn't the first to bring up the excuse of focusing on the league tbqhFabregas, with a top-class coaching staff, has, anyway enough intelligence to deal with this sort of problem without much experience under his belt
It’s Terrone Titty Thursday!Can someone update me on how every /serieass/ team did in the Ngopp of Evropean Champions?
>>158203208>only stale ragebaits that get little to no attention and blogposting are allowed herei need a top 5 /seriea/ compilation of this (i'll ask germano if you're not in the mood)
>>158203126>i'm sure italian football will come good again eventuallydoes FIGC know about this?
>Luciano Moggi: “At Juventus, Betrayal Is the Order of the Day”/tv/ idea: Boardwalk Empire but it takes place in Turin
P.S. Happy birthday Trezeguet and Deschamps!
>Lazio's owner Claudio Lotito on his feud with the fans: "I get 5000 threatening phone calls a day, I'm not joking. For a long time I went around armed with two pistols, an automatic and a Smith & Wesson. One of them was even useful once, it saved me. The fans want to dream? Tell them to take a sleeping pill"
>>158203340Would kolob yutani score any of this chances?>>158203349>Smith and Weston good, but why not Beretta
>>158203379>good, but why not Berettanatos kurp>>158203126> i'm sure italian football will come good again eventually,what makes you think that fra
>>158203340God I miss il Delle Alpi
>>158203126This is bait. I like it, good job.
>>158203103On one hand, yeah, not a good showing. On the other: this is the fucking league phase which didn't even exist until a few years ago. The old group stages aren't comparable, and the European Cup era was even more different in format. So many faggot misleading narratives.
Amplifico mufa
Early yesterday morning, national team coach Roberto Mancini called Nicolò Tresoldi.Mancini: "Hello, Nico. Sorry about the time."Tresoldi: "Good morning, gaffer. No worries. Klopp just woke me up."M: "Always gegenpressing, that one... You didn't say yes to him, did you?"T: "No, I still have to decide."M: "Look, those three goals at San Siro are a sign from above: Italy is your happiness."T: "I also scored 16 with the German Under-21s. Aren't those signs?"M: "I don't know, but I do know that Germany has won four World Cups, just like us."T: "But they've never missed three in a row."M: "The Azzurri blue is magical, Nico. Once you wear it, you never take it off."T: "But you did, gaffer..."M: "Easy joke: I went to earn a bit of money in Saudi Arabia... But I'm back now, and I'll win the World Cup. Have you seen Pio Esposito?"T: "He's brilliant."M: "Together, you'd be the strongest duo in Europe. I already have the nickname: P3. Pio and Tresoldi. And then there's Romano, who's developing well in Cagliari, where you were born. Italy is your land, Milan is your faith. The number ones are here with us: Sinner, Antonelli..."T: "Actually, the number one will be Zverev, who's German, and Kimi drives a German car."M: "Mercedes can win, but it will never be Ferrari. It's a matter of aura. Listen, Nico: if you spend too much time in Germany, you'll end up wearing socks with sandals and spraying ketchup on spaghetti. Do you see my outfit?"T: "I'll think about it a bit more, gaffer."M: "Okay, but block that Klopp. He's worse than a call centre. Bye."
>>158203462Italian teams grabbed 4 out of a possible 24 points, no format cope can be an excuse for that. They all played teams they could have faced in a traditional group stage setup
>>158203722forgot to attach the picture on which this masterpiece is based
Twinkazzo maad maad
I'd be maad too if I saw THIS
>>158203462Specifically because it's the league format you should grab as many points as possible to avoid playing two extra matches in an already bloated calendar
>>158203748>Merdewinter:SKULLAN: :SKULLAN: :SKULLAN:
What did Cesc post on /seriea/ after the match?
>>158203761The "it was a sfinterista doctor" copypasta
>>158203761the english version of >>89405427
>>158203158>Internazionale will have to do without Lautaro Martínez when they face Feyenoord in the Champions League in early November. The 29-year-old captain has sustained a muscle injury to his left hamstring and is therefore likely to miss the match at De Kuip. Inter confirmed on Thursday that medical tests had revealed the injury.La Bronckhorsteta
i dont rate tresoldus. all those twink dribblers die very often. if he chooses germoni im ok with it
>>158203776wtf that bread was from 2018
>>158204101Simpler times for finnbro
i missed it. whats in the post?
>>158204101Inter doesn't get enough shit for changing that badge to the current TIT one
>>158204131Nobody cares, not the fans (3 of them, all thirdies) and they're just too irrelevant for potential haters
>>158204101/seriea/ has been around since 2013 at least
>>158204113He still likes to drink from the premium crack of le coq so things haven't changed much
How long do you reckon it will be before Gerry exiles Camarda into the serie ass loan inferno route
>>158204282Cardioanale seems more intrigued by the idea of sending Rabiot into exile recently, what's up with that?
Just read Dutch in the cazzetta
>>158204328Wdym they 360 boot kicked Ricci into exile to keep the frenchie on the books
>>158204113thats not my photo.
Lorenzo Colombo, Tommaso Pobega, Daniel Maldini, Marco Brescianini, Matteo Gabbia, Francesco Camarda, Luca Antonini, Alessandro Plizzari, Patrick Cutrone, Manuel Locatelli, Davide di Gennaro, Davide Calabria, Bryan Cristante, Andrea Petagna, Simone Verdi, Francesco Acerbi, Matteo Darmian, Alberto Paloschi, Christian Comotto, Rodney Strasser, Kevin Zeroli, Frank Tsadjout, Davide Di Molfetta, Davide Astori, Gian Filippo Felicioli, Giovanni Crociata, Hachim Mastour, Mattia Caldara, Filippo Terracciano, Marco Borriello, Pietro Pellegri, Matteo Ardemagni, Alessandro Florenzi, Andrea Poli, Alessandro Matri, Salvatore Bocchetti, Alessio Cerci, Mattia Destro, Gianluca Lapadula, Marco Borriello, Christian Abbiati, Pasquale Foggia, Ignazio Abate, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
>>158204390Are these the 39 pigs I keep hearing so much about?
>>158204390>empty trucksUh so it's a shitalian tradition huh
AMADEUS, Beppe BERGOMI, Enrico BERTOLINO, Andrea BOCELLI, Stefano BOERI, Paolo BONOLIS, Alessandro CATTELAN, Claudio CECCHETTO, Antonella CLERICI, Fabio DE LUIGI, Valerio DE MOLLI, Gianfelice FACCHETTI, Fabio FOGNINI, Massimo GALLI, Peter GOMEZ, Tommaso LABATE, Giancarlo LEONE, Gad LERNER, Luciano LIGABUE, Monica MAGGIONI, Maurizio MANNONI, Enrico MENTANA, Pietro MODIANO, Michele MOZZATI (Michele), Mario NAVA, Roberto NICASTRO, Enrico PAZZALI, Max PEZZALI, Mariangela PIRA, Antonio POLITO, Giacomo PORETTI (Giacomo), Nicola PORRO, Gianni RIOTTA, Enrico RUGGERI, Gabriele SALVATORES, Nicola SAVINO, Sergio SCALPELLI, Pietro SENALDI, Michele SERRA, Beppe SEVERGNINI, Giovanni STORTI (Giovanni), Marco TARQUINIO, Oliviero TOSCANI, Flavio VALERI, Roberto VECCHIONI, Antonio VERSACE, Luigi VIGNALI (Gino), Rudy ZERBI
Wtf, Juventus plays today?!?!?!
>>158204427Do we actually
Luciano Spalletti is a Sotoan agent btw
>>158204390>>158204395Italian nationals who played at Milan i think
I, too, was on /sp/ the last time Juventus faced Celta Vigo
>>158204343Hola up you are telling me there was an og finnbro that happened to also be a printerbro?
>>158204453Bbilan youf academy products
>>158204459Word on the street is Marotta’s secret lair is in Finland
>>158204453>aubameyanglooks like the list of the talents sent to loan hell by bbilan
>>158204453Pierre-Emerick Emiliano François Aubameyang is an Gabonese born in France though?
>>158204473>Emiliano FrançoisThat counts as a double passport in der ewige Fennel's Italy
>>158204485At this point it wouldn't surprise me if you guys tried to nationalise Sassuolo's brave Cas Odenthal tbqh
>>158204465Florenzi is Roma academy product >>158204472Florenzi was over 30 when he joined Milan can’t be that surely?>>158204473True.I saw Lapadula and Mastour had secret Italian 2nd nationality deep down on their transfermarkt pages and thought I had cracked it but obamayang doesn’t have one so can’t be that
Mastour? PEC Zwolle legend
>>158204496Give the ink cartridges a bit of time to arrive and we're sorted
let's go milan chads!
I can't believe it myself, but tonight I'm supporting a Croatian team
>>158204548Based
>>158204497>Florenzi was over 30 when he joined Milan can’t be that surely?yeah that's the odd one dunno why he's there, the rest still stands for the criteria
>>158204497>Blorenzi is Roma academy productThat's the exception that confirms the rule
>>158204582>>158204592Lapadula as well he was jJ youthWait I think I got it The list is all Milan players who were loaned out without being purchased directly after?Note Bartesaghi not on the list and he’s an italian Milan national but never loaned out.Kalulu was loaned out to jJ by Milan but purchasedMy first guess would be Italian Milan players who were loaned out but Obamayang violates that so Milan players who were loaned out without being purchased
CISSE
CCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158204459this is mine. that tray had wheels
if he had an evil twin he'd be called Omegasju Cisse
Egnatia Abate
Camarda is playing?
calcio /tv/idea my little bonny
Pavlovic is only 25? I thought he was at least 32
I always wanted to pick Gasperini brain to understand what goes through his head... dude seems like a proper control freak to deal with
CISSEEEEEEEEE
>the danish pundit pronounces Bartesaghi as Bartesaji Based and jeetpilled
Loftus is playing?
Lads, it's Ajax
>WarningMost dangerous lead is active.
what is the 2026 equivalent of papuposting
>>158205052Fatposting
>>158205052giampaoloposting
>>158205052conceicao postin
more like Scendisburgo
>>158205052Pepperoniposting
Vicario Kalulu Gatti Kelly McKennie Sarr Koopmeiners Cambiaso Conceicao Alajbegovic Woltemade
>>158205208Post Gio's pepperoni's
Fuck sake I missed the cisse hattrick goal tuned into the 2nd half late
Golazo Camardazo
2018 /seriea/ was wild,anons unironically watching the games, anon actually discussing games, no glowies shitting up the thread, duccios was still goonposting
>>158205384Imagine nibbling on that neck, what a neckslut!
>>158205384I believe we peaked in 2020-2021 with that bbilan schizo spamming his chiesa and vlahobitch pics Or was it later idk
>>158205384
>>158205418Watching Mayulu 5-0 live surely is up there
Hutch is cooking
>Gatti - Kelly CB duoWe're actually living in /seriea/'s peak
>>158205470Highly memeable Gatti pic
>>158205470needs a tonsure edit
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
>>158205514Can Tonsureposting be the new papuposting?
>>158205607Wtf Camerda is a Jjust player now?!
>>158205607Kek, is either tonsureposting or necksluts posting get revived
Please exile Terracciano
This ref is a disgrace
If he had 4 sides he would be tetracciano
>>158205607>no Randal kolo Yutani postin tonight grim
Koopmeiners (Peer) scored btw
>>158205607>no negruanibased
ive seen enoughamorim is the white guardiola (without the roids)
Street Fighter bros...
>>158205607I'm crying fra
Gio's pepperoni's
>>158205936elaborate
>>158205946Only if we win tonight and offer me few grams of amphetamines
Celta's coach looks like a Guardiola botched clone
Imagine being Teun Koopmeinrs and having to be all like "damn, Mr. Trump, your foreign policy is fuckin' fine, all clever with your tact and strong negotiating skills. I would totally stand by you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his J-Medical. Like seriously imagine having to be Teun and not only standing in the Oval Office while Donald Trump flaunts his disgusting policies in front of you, the favorable press only exaggerating his lack of a functioning brain, and just stand there, question after question, hour after hour, while he perfects the call for WWIII. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD GOVERNS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Gio Scotti clones your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the AZ academy. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the general anesthesia that's breaking out on his hollowed cheeks as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "statesmanlike (for that is what he calls himself)" aura, the stupidity he worked so hard for with Republican aides in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the Secret Service could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Teun Koopmeiners. You're not going to lose your future calcio career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>158205986Kek
Of beer and pussy the moustache soaks
Is there only ever allowed to be one Chievo d'Europa or can more than one club hold that title? Asking for a Greek demigod friend
Genuinely unhinged and out of clue commercial on TV8 atm lol
>>158205384the board was definitely more lively back then, also Serie A time slots weren't as bad as the burning trainwreck DAZN has imposed on the schedule over the years
Yikes what is that fire pattern on the black jJ shirt very grim
Why are they playing spaghetti western music
Why did it suddently become high noon?
Grass is looking slippery
https://x.com/nocontextfm1/status/2110689275117174802I can finally play as Spalletti!
>leltic
>Iberia 1999>they're not actually from Spain
#FreeRandal
Chico goal in 4 minutes
/edit/ idea: Chicachu
Cristian Chivu
Humiliation ritual for ecsbaacks cucks
>>158206337>ecsbaacks cucks>>>/x/
who the hell is Pape Sarr?
>>158206354A random negru that mogs Leekatelli
>>158206354Is that Indian Pepe edit
If he smoked electronically he'd be called Vape Sarr
>>158206354Token quota guy imposed by rubber soled shoe manufacturers
Baldie please
Are we really sure Vicario is better than Di Merdorio lmaoJesus christ
Of course Milan is the only serie ass team to win in Europe while everyone else loses
:skull:
hopefully there will be more gols and a few injuries
>>158206380mo I blame cats
>co-come mai musicThe ritual? Humiliation
>Swede named Swedbergbit on the nose
Spalletti currently has a worse points per match run than Tudor last season btwAre they going to fire him? Of course not he's a le shitalian legend or something
Kurp?
>>158206413Yeah but remember when he unified the squad for 5 games last season when he got hired?
>Alonso is still playing
>>158206428Elkann's
They will teach postgraduate degrees in Cambiaso’s fall off. What a decline
Odessa A'Sarr
Odessa A'Ouar
>>158206458Apologies to Mottard when
Zingarova solv... nevermind
Koop please
>CoopLmao
>>158206517>that picHOWLING
>>158206354you know whats better than 2 almost relegated spurs players?3 of them
>koopmeme
Koop just memeing out there
>>158206553Kolo Muani has a double surname so let's make it 4
double SARR name
>Protect ya NEC
Do they sell goals on Amazon? We need some
Warm up for me Juan
>>158206632We sold him right ahah(also going to watch SF this Saturday, looks mad fun)
>>158206618No money for them anyway
Close
requesting a Randal x Woltemade superhero and sidekick AI edit
Posting this for upcoming edits/ocs https://lauqerm.github.io/ygocarder/
At least Merdseille is also long haha
>>158206354pape sarrtan pape sarrtan aleppe
Business idea: Foidmade
My eyes must be playing tricks on me because I could've sworn juventus was playing the champions league? Surely a team of their stature wouldn't be relegated to playing the europa league and, even worse, losing against what one would assume to be an inferior opponent? There must be something wrong with my stream that must be it because I was told that as soon dusan left that they'd be unstoppable and return to their former glory. I'll be making a complaint to the streaming website admin because putting the juventus name on a europa league scorecard is a disrespect I shan't tolerate!
>>158206736
Hatewatching even when we're playing a lower competition with a dogshit team?
>>158206848Beautiful!
Ancient Gear Goylem
Halftime slag's
>>158206899
>>158206941wtf
We're wasting too many corners in a row that I can't keep posting "Another corner successfully wasted" thanks to the cooldown
Great job by Sborretti so far, no need for subs after this great performance by the starters :)
Sballet won't eat the castagne and Gonda will replace him by December
>>158207030Gundam is going to Poonited (thankfully)
>>158207038Holy fuck I just checked their form and table position and lolYou're right, thanking Exodia
GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE
ENZO PAOLO TURCHI IS UP
Apologize
HE DID SOMETHING
How many posts will the Kosovar with the white plus on its flag make after today's goal?
How about subs now Sborretti
>>158207038gonda speedrunning a ragequit at jj would be somewhat entertaining desu
Oncologists all around the world just felt their dick twitch!
>negruanifugg
>kulo
If he was diabetic he'd be called Glucolo Muani
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
uncle leo would chop off (didnt happen but if it did they deserved it) negruanis foot
These Spaniards are fucking crybabies man like get up
>>158207156Just had a /v/ ideaVampire Survivors but it's Diablo-themed
I'm sure Nico Merdalez' renewal will pay off, he will surely score lots of goals from now on (he won't)
>>158207200
>>158207213ASL will cover his salary lmao
I keep thinking that the commentator pronounces "Javi Rueda" as DNA's UedaVery confusing
Negru Negruani is beyond jackass useless lol
Fun fact: there is a new Jackass film
Oof, poor Sander van der Eijk. I felt that in my (shaved) balls
>Burcio of ass
I can't take another draw, just lose so this bald fraud can get sacked
>Koopmeiners < - > Douglas LuizImagine showing that to a Jj fan 10 years ago
The defensive transitions of Juve, I think I've never seen anything like that in my life in pro football
we will never find out what italio meant with gios pepperonis...
>>158207356
>>158207356>Conceicao nervous after the substitution: he vented his tension on the bench, had a spat with a Spalletti collaborator, and then headed to the locker rooms
Need a filename
NEGRUUUUU
He won.
>Cumbiaso assistGRIM
>>158207386Deepfaking this with naked Jason
all grimbiaso tbqh
Apologise
Can Strazio please do the needful so we get rid of Baldie #58949 for Baldie #95983 instead?
>>158207365>>158207378>you cant suffer in italy>proceed to watch jjexplain this one to me italio
Yutani to the rescue again
>>158207386big dripping dick energy
>struggling this hard against la liga mid-table shittersI am not happy.
>Ajax lost>Merdseille lost>Twente won>Juve wonGreat night for good guys
I mean nice to win but fucking hell >we are so shit, at least Merdseille lost
Winning in Europe?This cannot be said for everyone.
>>158207386ur mum.webm
Does juventus have a single non-abominable team in their europa league league phase schedule?
Sparta and Ternana will rise.
Top of the table? Quick, >we must renew all the shitters for another 3 years!
wasn't paying too much attention all match, did anyone go off looking injured ?
>>158207454no, plus Lotito is alive and well
>>158207454someone chopped of negruanis hands
how did Jj get such a piss easy draw? Besides the Royal Society they're all going to be wins, draws at worst.
>>158207454Watching the first half gave me a nosebleed, does that count?
>>158207454No but it's Jj and we get a new injuree every 2 days lol
>>158207475champions league isnt as good as it once was...
https://x.com/memethegoat/status/2110794129856962588
>>158207475Jj objectively has the 16th hardest draw doe
I am extremely happy that won and turned around the game this is the first time with Spalletti before we would either draw or lose when we conceded the first, but my God we are poor...Sarr tonight we extremely good
>Cancellieri has no chance : he'll miss the Juventus match and won't return to the team until next weekno shit, he's ded >>158207486hopefully jmedical catches fire then
>>158207503Damn that's one depressing video
Need the vanilla image of this, what a face kek
>>158207543He's a shitter but he knows he produces kino /seriea/ material lol
*does some bullshit* *conquers Belgio #1's heart*
ABjJ sleeper agents need to attack Randal more his mental is unlocking
RANDAL KOLO MUANI SAVES JUVENTUS ONCE AGAIN! In his last two matches: Equalizer in the 81st against Cagliari. VICTORY goal in the 92nd against Celta Vigo.
Mo I put on my Phoebe Bridgers playlist and cry myself to sleepDormite bene /seriea/
>>158196090Wow
>>158207623This but it's Adéla while rewatching the shower scenes from [redacted] and thinking about what had been
The Germoid and Kangoo should play together, too bad >we don't have any other subs available lol
Apparently the souf is about to collapse
>>158207649Meerdink/Zirkzee in this January
Il tuo profilo Instagram è molto interessante
>>158207660You VILL boil nothing and be happy
ABJ EMERGENCY MEETING:how do we stop randal
Well let me tell you, I wouldn’t send Olivia Rodrigo and I’s children to an elementary school in Oregon
>only Italian team with 6/6 pointsteste de cazzo
Just watched Roma - Real Madrid highlights...who even is this Gollini? He was awful
>>158207576He's trying his best, even with that congo free state reference
>>158196090big Jeff?
Good morning!>Amorim to Sky Sport: “Camarda? He needs to improve in terms of explosiveness, pace, and rhythm. We're working on this with Milan Lab and the entire technical staff”.Cissè: On what's missing for so many Italian talents to break through like you? - "Finding coaches who give them confidence like mister Amorim does with me and the others".>Scalvini, Kessié, Kossounou, Sulemana, Hien, Bellanova and Raspadori will all miss the match against AC Milan.Also che performance from the aerial heir to the future capo dei pieri next gen menace
>>158216185Did you watch camarda's appearance on the von's podcast?
Olivia and Chappel linked up… but it’s not looking good for the PolScibros…
>advising parliamentarians is a "fake" job
>>158216490Reminder that it’s only advising them if they’re paying you for your time, asking them to up the minimum wage are while you’re handing them their lunch isn’t really advising them is it?
>white collar welfare
>>158216472>Olivia and Chappel linked upFinally
capello roan
Two years and your Mum invites me to her Leiden houseeeeI know what you tell your friendssssssssDuccio post a (You) againnnnSent you tummy posts when I was at dinnerThen you disappeared and wonder why I'm bitterrrr
>Japan's Meteorological Agency accidentally issued an early warning for a 9.9-magnitude earthquake.>The real magnitude was 6.9, according to the USGS. No tsunami alert.
>>158196090SERIE A MATCHDAY 7>Friday, October 16, 202620:45 Frosinone - Sassuolo>Saturday, October 17, 202615:00 Venezia - Napoli18:00 Bologna - Inter20:45 Roma - Genoa>Sunday, October 18, 202612:30 Udinese - Lecce15:00 Fiorentina - Como18:00 Milan - Atalanta20:45 Juventus - Lazio>Monday, October 19, 202618:30 Monza - Cagliari20:45 Parma - Torino
I’ve come from Monday at 11pm>>158218042>Friday, October 16, 202620:45 Frosinone 1-1 Sassul’>Saturday, October 17, 202615:00 Venezia 1-3 Nabole18:00 Sbologna 0-2 Inter20:45 AS Reddit 2-0 Genoa>Sunday, October 18, 202612:30 Udinegri 2-1 Lecce15:00 Fiorentina 1-2 Gomo18:00 Bbilan 2-2 Scatalanta20:45 The Criminal Organisation Known As Juventus 1-0 Lazio>Monday, October 19, 202618:30 Monza 2-2 Cagliari20:45 Parma 0-1 Dorino
Fun fact camarda has also a music career, I would say he's way45 better than way 45, low bar I know, #GrandeRafa, anyway his rapper name is jshock9nine, one of his best song is>Just let it goDescribing the struggles of living with alopecia as a young player about to enter serie ass loan hell
fabbrica status: night and short
>>158218238Just texted my great friend Lewis this lore drop, safe to say he was surprised
3money is still the strongest rap name
Tame Dybala
I challenge /seriea/ to find the grimmest serie ass loan hell storyI present my opener: Eric Lanini
Brugge wonderkid Nicolò Treefiddy
>>158218712Samuele Longo, Giacomo Satalino, Francesco Forte
>>158218776>Francesco Fortedafuq
>>158218712https://www.transfermarkt.com/samuele-longo/profil/spieler/124560
>>158218712Luca Vido>loan hell'd by Milan and Atalanta
>>158218776>>158218813>Samuele LongoJesus Christ Mercato horrors beyond human comprehension I think Samuele takes the lead over Eric Lanini and Francesco Forte as his story starts in 09/10
>>158218878>that 6-month spell with bbilan futureFunniest shit I've ever seen
>>158218878>this nigga so old and forevermore loaned out he probably played with nainggolan at piacenza u19
https://x.com/liper___/status/2110324600273793468>GZ came out 12 years agoMust be a typo right haha
>>158218878Baby talento in the Shitalia
>At the age of 19 years and 358 days, Alphadjo "Alpha" Cisse became the youngest Italian player in the history of the major European competitions to have scored three or more goals in a single match. Feat.
>>158218878Deportivo Xanax
>>158219111mmmh yes, I'll take a Big MAC-V, Coalition Force McFuggets with Non-Binding Resolution Mustard and a medium Orange Revolution Soda, thanks
>>158219183how much did your glowie superiors squander on getting you to rename the pictures with the wrong random timestamp?
>>158218954Surely they meant 2 years ago
>all strikers ded or suspended And this is how figa calcio dies
This club can't be real man
Why is a kino actor such as James Spader stuck in superhero slop
>>158216185>Amorim to Sky Sport: “Camarda? He needs to improve in terms of explosiveness, pace, and rhythm. We're working on this with Milan Lab and the entire technical staff”How is Milan Lab going to buff him
>>158219784minoxidil
>>158219445
>>158219400>malen and lautaro out>still have pio, douvikas, varela, kvernadze to choose fromthe 6 forwards gamble is paying off
Mo I am in the Belgium (posting on WiFi)
>>158219882sorry fra but im going to field kvernadze and douvikas no goals for you (and me)
>>158219882Pypala, lautardo, treppy,bayo dedmalen suspended for 12 rounds Robinho junior holding the line
https://x.com/snowlotusflame/status/2110905528306266121Mission S more like Mission Sexoooooooo
>>158219979Soon
https://x.com/cutefoid/status/2109808704002330956
For all Robinho Jr. fanta investors our boi scored and assisted the other day in primavera against jJ and will now be on the bench against Roma https://youtu.be/wIQ0SmkUFWU
Not an edit btw
>>158219986If Yamauchi doesn't release this car on GT7 NEXT WEEK I will hack my PS5 and download a thousand copies of Polyphony games
>>158220066His Dad was a great player, where is he now? Did he go into coaching? Ah maybe just a job as a pundit.
>>1582201459 year contract with Tremembé penitentiary, São Paulo
>>158220145Having sex with women is prohibited ever since Wokistan introduced the concept of consensuality in 2015 after the GamerGate
I know danejeet was shitposting but I did actually used neo Lemurian sorcery to make a slugatelli sigil... Turns out it kinda worked....>but anon won't this mess up the timeline and have ramifications and 4th order effects too unpredictable to even gauge if this was a good idealet's find out
>>158220081Saved
>>158220251Is there any timeline change that leads to Cats Ballon d'Or within 3 years
I live in eternal hope that Konami see the error of their ways and we get one last story about boss, the desert, venom, Afghanistan, Angola…. Wherever, whatever. I’ll take it, if Kojima-san is there. MGS forever.
>he isn't watching prime kino rn ngmi
I've seen enough, Treefiddy you can go with Germany, make this guy a starter in the Italian NT
>>158220440Say no more boss, a new MGS pachinko is on its way
DNA.
>>158220459Was he already balling at Ternana?
>>158220463Lemme tell you: he has his own chant lolOne of the few points of references we could rely on during our managers switcharoo
https://www.realmadrid.com/en-US/news/club/announcements/comunicado-oficial-16-10-2026
New GT7 opening is up (and it's kino as usual)https://youtu.be/y5SzLIi_Z-Y
Will Lulu and Celik manage to make a cross as good as Cambiasso's before the end of their career?
No fras I will NOT call him "Lulu" what the hell
banda bros...the mighty lecce got us
>>158220288Some decent memeable names here.>I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me; Giorgi Kvernadze>Oyono, Oyono, the drink it in the Congo>Bingo Bango Bakola
aldizic solves it
Raimondo is fucking broken I regret deeply not investing
Jesus Christ lol
‼ JONATHAN DAVID IMPRESSES ATLÉTICO MADRID — €25M PERMANENT TRANSFER UNDER CONSIDERATION Atlético Madrid are seriously considering exercising their €25 million purchase option to sign Jonathan David permanently from Juventus.The Canadian striker has impressed the Colchoneros, having already registered 3 goals and 2 assists in La Liga this season.
Dodi Al Fayed
>>158220797Yoko Oyono
>inb4 D4vid scores a tripletta and eliminates jJ when they meet Atlético in the 2028 CHL quarterfinals and he celebrates with a shirt saying Dedicated to you Mr. Carnevali
FIGC still won’t select him btw
Where is our 50m striker ahah
Still not gonna rate Kolo Muani
>>158220897Thank you for your sacrifice Julian.
I shit you notThis is the actual emblem of a profesional team
>>158223836Nice fanta badge fra
Good morning!>Gerry Cardinale wants to sign Tresoldi! AC Milan could make an offer in January or next summer. The asking price is €50 million.AC Milan are closely monitoring Darryl Bakola’s performances. Ruben Amorim has reportedly asked the club’s management to keep an eye on the French midfielder’s situation!>AC Milan are set to offer Alphadjo Cissé a NEW contract Pic rel AC Milan 27-28 Away KitAlso saw that inter legends are so bad off that they are doing commercials for mcdonalds
>>158225566Jshock9ninebros....
>>158225566let's not make generalisations c'mon, not every sfinter legend is having a rough time
>>158212249Pierluigi Gollini is an Italian professional footballer (playing as a goalkeeper) who also pursued a rap music career under the pseudonym Gollorius.Released his first rap track titled "Rapper coi guanti" (Rapper with Gloves) in 2018 while signing with Atalanta.
>the gloves in question:>and arms:
Gollorius Karius
Reminder Milan dominates the italian rap scene
>>158226113Ghali has embraced Bbilanism so fully that he’s shapeshifted into Montolivo in that pic
>>158226113Formula 1 tooLeclerc, Lewis, Antonelli and Verstappen are MilanGODS through and through
>>158226113Literally who are these people
>>158226141Richfags who are going to vote for VannacciGOD
>>158220841if he manages to keep his goal average in the Champions League, he could be called Antonio RaiInternational
>>158226172He will not because he's filthy shitalian scum
>>158226113how many burgers are you going to flip today?have the burns caused by gutter oil healed?
>Talks are now underway over a contract extension eith Rabiot until 2030, and Milan hope to finalise the agreement before the end of 2026.Also Im really in the mood to play a new ac game
Reminder that Twinkazzo sides with the templars
>>158226113Where is jshock9nine?
>>158226127
>Roma ultras thanked Mourinho before Real clash: You gave us back our ability to dreamAm I missing something? They ackshually went backwards in the league with Mourinho? Ok he won the ngopp of conference and got close with the EL but the fat man got them to a CL semifinal. >Raimondo on top of the world: Is he the new Bobo Vierus? Inzaghi? Tony Christmas? >Zimbo Zombo Zoma stretchered off in Bundesliga 2 match. The Imam has already been called to the hospital, its touch and go whether the brave Italian will make it.
>>158226798who?
>>158227112Marisa Laurito
>>158227112im_notannaa
>>158226798>>158227298looks like what nigella lawson sees in the mirror
calcio
>>158227947
>>158226141terroni and nafris
>only one shot on target so far in Venezia-NabulePatrician result bros we're so back!
ADAMS LMAO
It's only the second time this season that venezia has taken the lead kek
>nabule>happy
IMG, 2door or cagotta
Alisson SuperSantos solves it
tf is that mediaset infinity slop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA>de bruynejust retire
>the pooine
>mogged by modric corpse in serie ass
wtf is allegri doing bros
predict the next club coached by allegher
>>158228411nobody can oppose the new manager bounce
>>158228424jj
>>158228424Welcome to Nibbiano & Valtidone
nicola I kneel
It's not even funny if nabule loses when there aren't nabuletans lurking I can mock
HSADHSADHASAHSAHDS
Surely this warrants a sacking
>>158228516>there aren't nabuletans lurkingthere are there are NAPOLECANI
smell that stencheven dogs have ranhere they launchthe filthy nabuletansoh you cholerous, quake landslidesoap on you was never ever applied
Big Macs
>Fiorentina 20thPics for this feel?
>only man to have had a worse start than Allegri at Vesuvio was Donadoni lol
Uhmmmmmmmmm why did le ebil alekre tell de bruyne to miss that penalty?
Hatewatching Allnegru is quite the satisfaction :)
Losing to bottom of the table Venezia who hasn’t managed a point all season…..oh dear Macs
>>158228634hahaha
>>158228634this is utter Bobby Giftgifts slander
they did it for she
tfw nicola gets to eat allnegru's liver
YOU BALD FUCK, I EAT YOUR HEART
Terrible graphics
Emiliano Shartin-ACK
https://x.com/TheCanadianGTR/status/2111218732353908748GT Sport on PC is up
>Darmian I thought he retired
>>158229264FIGC can't let one of the last Italians to play in a World Cup retire
cam on inter
luis macaque
Over the Hill /seriea/ comfy lobby when
POBEGA WHAT A GOAL
PODEGA PODEGA PODEGA
what a bum the macaco
>>158229206congrats on your over 80 world cup title, germanowhich young talentos should we be keeping an eye on for the upcoming winter market?
MilanBVLL pobega btw
>>158229560>baby talentos in shitalia
How many losses will it take for Chivu to get sacked?
Mosconi solves it
>>158229724league results alone are not enough in the overall assessment, he must bring home the copper italia
>>158229757Even if he gets bitch slapped in Europe by clubs like Bodo?
>copper italia
>>158229802the owners don't caremagic helmet has to reach the minimum targets set in the yearly budget sheets by the insolvency practitioners who took over the club, no idea what targets they've set though
What if Lewis Ferguson scores a last minute winner
>>158229724>get sacked he s already won the league
>>158229872I'd believe that a decent squad like Inter's would be expected to get better results, so the manager is first on the chopping block
>>158229945>a decent squad like Interall serie ass teams are indecent, strisciate demmmerda are a disgrace to football
>>158229206Hit by nostalgia
Pobega is on fire kek
Marshall Bruce Mathers III, aka Enem
THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM THURAM
tikuus
goal mistakengoal suffered
>>158229945inter's core is half a season away from giving up altogether, both the directors and the owners know thatas long as the club manages to pull the wool over someone's eyes with all the biased press coverage, rake in a few million more, reach a few round of 16 ties and put pressure on the referees to fix matches in the league, everyone will be happy and chivu will stay
>>158230023
I just read "Copper Italia" and laughed out loud
>Burnadisci - Piccoli (already injured) - Cambiaghi front trioWhat kind of fucking paint is Sartori sniffing?
>happonen in paris
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