SERIE A MATCHDAY 7>Friday, October 16, 202620:45 Frosinone 4-2 Sassuolo>Saturday, October 17, 202615:00 Venezia 1-0 Napoli18:00 Bologna 1-1 Inter (ongoing)20:45 Roma - Genoa>Sunday, October 18, 202612:30 Udinese - Lecce15:00 Fiorentina - Como18:00 Milan - Atalanta20:45 Juventus - Lazio>Monday, October 19, 202618:30 Monza - Cagliari20:45 Parma - TorinoPrevious >>158196090Reminder to pay attention during the cucktalk with the ultras, recover the footballs in the canals, focus on the league and stay SamueleLongopilled
Negru
nihao
>Sbalett: "That seems like a fair assessment to me. I’m never on edge, it’s a case of selective sympathy. Sometimes I need to be a bit on edge. I probably haven’t been on edge enough up to now. Being a bit under pressure helps me focus better, it gives me more energy. Footballers keep an eye on everything and they also watch what I do. I’d have liked to have a bad temper, but I don’t. I have to choose what makes sense: other people’s intentions. These situations have led to what often happens, some incorrect things have been said. It’s not as if I went there intending to argue, I didn’t even argue. There was this rather intense exchange of glances, depending on the responses, but I didn’t do absolutely anything."
>>158230552SEX
son of a bitch doveri
>>158230552That’s a man
negru
>card for divingruh roh, this ref is about to become seriously unwelcome
>>158230624
avgvstvs
CARLOS AUGUSTO
>sucic
en garde bonny
BONNY BONNY BONNY BONNY BONNYBONNY BONNY BONNY BONNY BONNYBONNY BONNY BONNY BONNY BONNYBONNY BONNY BONNY BONNY BONNY
My little Bony the power of cooper
Dead league
ROBINHO JR IN THE SQUADTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
october 17 and inter are more points ahead at the top than bayern....serie ass wont even give the bear minimum to its delusional fans
missed whole game. i was play wardogs and had sauna. reeeeeeeeeeee
>Wardogslmao shit game
>>158231630its fun pew pew
>>158231599Tbf lil bear is injured
I'm sharing this thread... with Wardogs fans?!
>Kepler_L2: PS6 RAM and SSD costs alone are “over $680”
>>158231994Crossgen games until 2031
>>158232018There should've been no cross-gen to begin with, PS5's hardware is barely utilized to its fullest potential But yeah there will be no point in getting the PSex at launch
>>158232051Yeah I absolutely agree, unfortunately the reality we live and the reality suits live are VERY different lolGuess being locked to contracts doesn't help either
>PS5's hardware is barely utilized to its fullest potential tfw no PS5 games
>>158232229GT7 tho
Gaossou DiarraSolidou DiarraLiqoui Diarra
>>158231500Nicolaas Plasstom
>Rafa Leao’s spell at Galatasaray is proving increasingly difficult. The Portuguese striker has yet to find the net and, in today’s match against Genclerbirligi, he was dealt a further blow when he was forced off through injury. Starting on the bench, the former Milan player came on in the 61st minute to replace Leroy Sané, but his time on the pitch lasted just 16 minutes. In the 77th minute, Leao was forced to leave the pitch making way for Deniz Gul.
wtf I love vibecoding slop now?!
>>158233067>mago max
>el shawarma at GenoaSo weird bros
Trollpost
anotha trollpost
I get to have /seriea/ for myself
do NOT look up the opponent of Astori's last international match
junior solves it
cheeky castro
PUT IN JUNIOR FFS
>bloodborne on fitgirlMight as well see what all the fuss is about
>rapeinho jr
>>158234670not funny
>Alex Sandro de Nonce
>>158234675It is because it’s true
frogs be wildin
>>158234847They’ll be the first domino to fall. Civil war.
(he has no clue why things are happening)
>>158234949Scottish people aren't known for a sense of rebellion
What do you even gain from protestingName a time an anarchist has gotten anything done
>>158235034They have no right to protest. Dumb fags think that class war can achieve something, spoiler it won't.Classes have always been a thing even at the dawn of human civilization. You were born a peasant you will die a peasant. This is the perfect equilibrium that will bring humanity to the next level where the rich, the chosen people, will evolve and the peasants will be the sacrificial lamb as it was always intended. The moment our politicians will realize that we need to purge peasant and crush their dreams of ever achieving something that day humanity will be a step closer to the next evolution.They must be stopped. In which ever way possible.
But did you hear about what Motta did to his daughter
>>158234949I too decide to loot Foot Locker because Aggiorgia didn’t give me enough money for school books, I love me some school books.
Precise as a Swiss clock
Adela will save Jmedical
Whos the serie a version of someone like david moyes. Manager whos been around for ages. Pretty decent but never won anything
>>158236235Sborrletti
>>158236235Di Francesco, Giampaolo to some extent I guessMaybe Davide Nicola too
>>158236235maybe di francesco
>>158236235Gasperini if it weren’t for Lookman
>>158236235Mazzarri, Zeman
>>158236235
Bottled… in Scotland?!?!?
>>158236748Oddly enough the number matches the bottlejob™
>>158236779Kek
>webm of froidg trying to stop looters in parisI don't think I have seen that many Bbilan futuro prospects since I visited Detroit
>>158236861kek I just checked and they are currently 9th in Serie D
Ombudsman for domestic workers' rights Lootero Martinez
>>158236779Top zozzle
Me? I'm an AC Leon lifelong
>>158237007it would have been better if they'd stayed in the mexican league
All good, leon
Eroticism status?
>>158236235>Pretty decent but never won anythingThis is nonsense
>>158236235search your feelings, you know it's true
>>158237007>Chievo>PiacenzaI watched them in serie ass, you know
this is a huge day for calc-hmpphhhhhhhhh ahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahahhahahahahaahha
#GrandeRafa
>>158240111I miss Chievo so much bros
>Luciano Spalletti: "Based on what he showed, Zhegrova deserved to play MORE."Is he aware that he's the coach?
https://x.com/nypost/status/2111483970286194870crime of xitterposting but this is a generational headline lmao
>>158245466Watch him end up back in serie ass at some shit club like Fiorentina or Parma within a year.
I wouldn’t go to France
>>158245587Hoping for Vannacci to legalize owning guns so we can have our own share of school shootings
>>158245587warm up for me, son
>2 Italians on the pitch in the big match Lecce vs UdineseWhen will this joke of a league go bankrupt? It's always too late.
Noooo muh shitaliaerino, you must field shitalians because.... uhhhh because vannaccino said so mkay
>>158246001It’s very sad but it’s the same story in the PL and Ligue Oooon.
>>158246019yeah but in EPL you have foreign top players, these teams play chakvetadze and niger champion n'dri
Maybe it's just that Italians are so successful in other businesses that they don't find themselves to be desperate enough to bet their kids to become sporting personalities...
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Serie A. The tactics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the game will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Montella's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these VAR penalties, to realise that they're not just rigged- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike serie A truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Allegri's existential catchphrase "Warm up for me, Sturato" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maurizio Sarri's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.And yes, by the way, i DO have a Benisvento tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for my teammates' wives' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
New #TrueCapitano moment is up, and commiting the unforgiveable price of Xitterposting is unfortunately necessary for this:https://x.com/footballmottotr/status/2111471314619818450
Amplifico mufa
how the fuck did josip the killer start yet again yesterday?how many murders till he gets benched?
>>158246126
>Niger's Konan Ndri is the first player from his nation to score a goal in the history of Serie A. Although he had already scored two goals for Lecce during the 2025/2026 season, he had not yet made his debut for the Niger national team at that time. Having made his official debut for the Super Eagles of Niger in June 2026, this goal effectively secures his place in the history books of the Italian league as the very first goal ever scored for his country, Niger.
>>158236235>>158239883this, plus mihajlovic if he were still alive
I’m pretty sure he’s not the first niger player to score in the league.
>start cagaba >End up in relegation spots
>>158246349they held out hope that he would bring liquid football straight away
>>158246126Only a Lewis surprise can save us Rafabros...
>>158246126Yeah but just picture the Skydance biop(s)ic about those fifteen minutes
This Goebbels guy is ass
>>158246421
>Never play the Jock bvll Miller>Lose>>158246340lel
mikhy aryan has been gud since nt break
Back to the shoreline for udinegru
CHIEVOVERONA (3-5-2): Arlanch; Jassey, Bane, Salvi; Cantarella, Carannante, De Cerchio, Bordo, Trillò; Vuthaj, Minessi. >Substitutes: Petrone, Verzeletti, Ciccone, Ioniță, Paloschi, Agnelli, Sturli, Trevisani, D'Este. Manager: Didu.MILAN FUTURO (4-3-3): Pittarella; Cappelletti, El Hadji Cissé, Pagliei, Perera; Plazzotta, Sala, Borsani; Ossola, Asanji, Guernier. >Substitutes: Faccioli, Zukić, Idrissi-Regragui, Menon, Bonomi, Borsa. Manager: Navarro Barquero.
>serie a abolished the offside ruleintrasting
Chances that mastan and paz both score?
>>158246824kinda low, fiocretina are abhorrent and coomo could be affected by the weekly double fixture
An Italian player started for ComoI repeat, an Italian player started for ComoThis is not a drill
>>158246974pensavo ricci
>>158246778>Paloschi
LIBERALI
>>158247338what a player he is, what a fucking goal.. but keep making shitty foreigners play kek
They teach them well at Catan zaro
NICOOOOO PAZZOOOOOOOO
Business idea just shits and giggles: invalidate every goal scored by an Italian at Como by federal decree
Mo Niklas Frieden is jardel
Will Venezia stay up? Beating Napoli is nice.
>>158247455No
gonna be honest, I dont understand how fiorcretina are THIS shit with these players
>>158247478They built the ROCCO B. COMMISSO Park on an indigenous wild boar burial ground
Pongracic kek
>Mastantuono is actually goodwhat
>>158247506
Tri Paloschi
>>158247506kek
DOPPIETTA PONGRACIC
>>158247506I wouldn't count Riommers out just yet
>>158247455by switching manager to bring in someone less reckless and who specialised in sinking ships, they have a better chance now, but I don't think he'll succeed in making sense of their hodgepodge of players
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD status?
VAR'D
calcio idea pogbacric
>>158247737I've been saying this!
Some thoughts:Make Pongraciccio a center forwardMasturbauntuono is a decent wingerLiberali is shoot 1.55m
give them a few minutes, they need to make the fake image
>>158247752>SUPPORT>YOUR>LOCAL>TEJM
>>158247771there aren't any effective Gimp's like there used to be
>>158247737I'd like to invest in your idea
Wait, VAR fucked up an automatic offside? What's Marelli schizoing about, I tuned halfway during his speech
>>158248059The accountants' VAR is back, someone in the hall is knocking on the glass (again)
>N'jie
Kaiki Genkai
it's really a shame that the american violafag left us before he could see just how competitive the team has become
>das Gae
DOUVIKAS
>De Gri
>dragusin>de gea>>158248260You wanted him to watch how bad they can be kek
de miral de ligt de ragusin
>>158248325isn't that the point of italian football in its entirety anyway?
Gnome IN
>>158248336>fucking dies>schizos his way into manure>decent for a 18-19 year old but didn't improve one bitgrimkino
One for the archives
perhaps it'd be better to change the sponsor's name on the kits to Mediacoma
How flies the Cuore of Midlothian
>>158248508Drag us in looking like Bambi on ice
>>158248572K I N O
Gnonto soldiers are genetically enhanced players that exist in the Viola Gear Solid universe. They were created to be the backbone of the BOARHOUND army.
>>158248593Saved
MIO DIO NJIE HOW BAD CAN HE BE
‼JUVENTUS TARGET SERIE A TOP SCORER ANTONIO RAIMONDO — JANUARY MOVE GAINING MOMENTUM!Antonio Raimondo is emerging as one of Italian football’s most exciting young strikers, having scored an impressive 7 goals in 7 Serie A appearances.The youngster currently leads the league’s goalscoring charts, and Juventus are reportedly monitoring his situation closely. MIRETTI COULD PLAY A ROLE —Bologna currently own Raimondo’s registration rights and are understood to be particularly interested in Fabio Miretti, who is expected to return to Turin next summer following his loan spell at Beşiktaş. That interest could potentially create an opportunity for negotiations between the two clubs. A JUVENTUS CONNECTION FROM CHILDHOOD — Adding an interesting twist to the story, an old photograph has emerged showing a young Raimondo kissing the Juventus badge.
>>158248656>Fiorentina: a mandatory buy-out clause, which will be triggered upon Fiorentina’s first point from February 2027, for €12 million plus €4 million in bonuses and 10 per cent of any future resale proceeds. The player has a contract until 2031.Paratici does it again
If he was French his name would be N'beto
Be kind anons, Fiocretina is suffering from BPDV (Beto Pote Dodo Viery) syndrome
think i've found a new favourite football club for /seriea/
OHHHFIOCRETINAAA
>19. Fiorentina
Allnegru to la viola
>>158249058
>>158249132>Snotman fielding three Italian playerswtf, haven't they told him that's illegal?
I'm the SnotmanSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub(I'm the Snotman)Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeBe bop ba bodda bopeBop ba boddaBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeBe bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bope
https://x.com/usmilihist/status/2111635359989715161This but with Locatelli once he's back
>>158248508twink got brushed off
Calcio /biz/ idea: FIGC-approved, wind-resistant sandbags for Serie A enthusiasts
nabule lost to venezia. allegro is beyond washed
>>158249475Allegri's teams won despite him, this is the truth if even people like Cassano mocks him.
*knocks on /seriea/'s door*Hello fellow colleagues from Lissone, could you tell me the way to the DAZN studios? Thank you
let's go milan chads!
Lissoneposting keeps me alive
>Ajax is winning comfortablythere is no more religion
migatard get var'd
based chiffi
Again refballed. Shame on FIGC
>>158250187it's your fault really. Cardioanale built a team that's too strong, logically the Sfinterriomma Bloc feels threatened.
>10min later and still no visual confirmation that it was an offside
PENALTY
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>158250332They got the cardicall
>>158250249>Cardioanale built a team that's too strong
>>158250368too strong compared to Chievo and Nibbiano
>>158250368I admit, I was trying to be funny
Mo la riomma has a better 11 than bbilan
>>158250468Yes?
*snots on the following post*
>>158250280please understand figc have the intern advisor working the gimp
>>158250501Name 3 riommers that would start at bbilan other than Malen and Svilar
>>158250546Wesley, Mora and Castro
>>158250546Er Palazzo, Er Sistema, Er Malagò de Turone
>>158250546even Lulli would start at bbilan KEK
>>158250581trvke
>>158250546Lulli, piss silly, soufle
>everyone forgetting, as Gasperinus Michels called him, Baresi's regen
>Paukenschlag am Sonntagabend: Eintracht Frankfurt hat Sportvorstand Markus Krösche mit sofortiger Wirkung freigestellt. Der Schritt sei auf Wunsch des 46-Jährigen erfolgt, dessen bis 2028 gültiger Vertrag angepasst fortbestehen wird.He finna get the cardioanalecall
>>158250580Wesley = Chuck, mora doesn't even start at riomma and you guys are too harsh on ramos>>158250620meds>>158250625MEDS
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT
The "C" in CFB Wainwright stands for Continassa
>scatalantawatching this team it's really hard to believe that Sarri once managed Chelsea and even won a trophy with them
most dangerous lead bros we will not be denied
>>158250758wtf went wrong, his napolel was a joy to watch
>>158250840he is 67
>>158250840being Covid's patient zero must've destroyed his football nous
Covid's patient renato zero
>Massimiliano Allegri did not coach any team during the peak of the COVID-19 pandemic, as he was out of work (sabbatical) from his first departure from Juventus in May 2019 until he returned to Juventus in May 2021.
>>158250840He's old, he cares less about footy than he did 10 years ago, his team is also shit and used to play a completely different system
What the hell are they doing
>>158250581I think er palazzo is already starting for Milan today
>play 3-4-3 with no actual fullbacks/wingbacksInteresting, I’ve always wondered why other teams don’t play like that. Halfway through typing I was godoing his miss then they just scored :(
pain
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I smell a Sarri out and Mottard in lol
Bros...
>just watched a blonde French woman crying and begging future Udinese players not to loot her shop while they politely moved her and took everything
>>158251721based kings unironically
>>158251721Udinegru future looking bright
>>158251746sborring
>>158251746>c'est pas la cause
Talk about calcio or serie a
>>158251860How is udinegru not serie ass related?
>>158251746>noooo stop stealing the stuff I got from chinese resellers and which I'm selling for 3x times their original price
>>158251898Macron's kurp
>>158251721Dis you see the video where they deploy the tactical chud to guard the manga and funko pop shop?/seriea/ related as the chud was clearly allegropilled
coomback
>>158251746There’s a smug satisfaction of “I told you so” from all this but that’s quickly being replaced (pardon the pun) by genuine fear for the future. Things are dread man, truly dread.
Just checked Jjust's starting lineup and I'm about to join the protesters
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH TUMORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DEFEND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus, someone kill Estupiñan
>>158252090>one white player
>>158252215And he's the worst one of the bunch too!
>>158252234There’s some competition there
>>158252282Yeah, the other two shitalians (one fortunately dead and the other benched by fucking Celik lol)
Was visiting my parents and found this magazine I got from 20 years ago. Spaletti really has not aged that much at all
im worried lazio gonna get reffed against
>>158252393theres no need for refs anymore offside doesnt exist
>>158251982the fat nerd who gets superkicked in the back? yes
>>158252302You’re forgetting the baby talento Rugani, he’ll come good and lead >us to Euro glory at Wembley >>158252365Shitalian diet and the fresh air of the countryside keeps you young and healthy
https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/2111832401655582870Truthbomba, remote work is killing industries
Italian football players maty chiesa
>>158252563>Shitalian diet>pasta and pizza every dayNot healthy
>>158252680Excessive use of olive oil also causes cancer
>>158252090>I'm about to join the protesters
Do we really have to play tonight?
viprow isnt working help help i need to watch nazio help
>>158252626Calcio?How would remote-work work for football players in the future? Should they use a humanoid robot resembling themselves and control them with something like neuralink?
>>158252879What a bvll
>>158253069footybite acv2 sportsurge netthestreameast one
>>158253069nibba you trippin, I'm watching on viprow
Douglas Luiz zoomed.
>>158252530This guy? Aura
>>158251860You've been watching Milan for ages, you should be used to ideological 404 errors by now
lazio lookin gud
>>158253252KA... ME... HA... ME... H-ACK!
Belahyane ? jJ making this nibbas look like Patrick viera
>>158253289he's really come alive since rotella died, ynr the megamind zarri played patric in DM over him tho
I've seen enough, Nazio win 1-3
How is nazio even winning games Their squad is literally whos in every position
>>158253406the power of friendship
>>158253406frappesi is nu-perotta
>>158253406they are still enhanced by the lingering flavour of Gio Cragnotti's Cirio pepperoni
Is 007 First Light a good or at least okay game? It's on sale right now.
wtf belgio just got ejected
is it finally time for Kolo Muani's muh confidence to come back or does something more serious need to happen for that? https://gofile.io/d/5lW7ZOVs
Mandas should take a break after filming another episode of The Sopranos
>>158253406They have the bloodline of the DVX at fullback.>>158253491Yeah it’s good
Great idea renewing Nico Merdalez btw
>>158253491as far as uncharted-likes go, it's pretty good
>lukemia
Forza Juve
>>158253509its a disgrace let me tell you that
thank you massa #saynotorigging
>>158253700glad they let you go fra
>CelikI’m sure he picked me up from the pub last week and drove me home
So they're not just raping nonnas but scotterroni too...
Everyone has witnessed Gasperinus Michels' talent first-hand, but no one is quite ready yet to see that of Rinus Watusso
Gennaro Gegenpressuso
When will Muani become an alpha male?
>>158253887sbalett needs to show him some footage of the paris riots
>>158253802lel>>158253824Some talent on that bench
That’s a fantastic cross
PROSTATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE ARYAN MAN MARCHES ON
Can we kill Sballet please
PROSTATAAAAA
It's ok this is gonna end like Celta Vigo
Gooooool!
The best cb in the league and Bremerd
Send lucumi to paris
THE VIKING
Luciamiliano Spallegri
Jan Koller efootball type header
Has Kolo Muani ever touched a ball in his life?
>>158254078He got tackled by the worst Ajax defender of the last 10 years ealrier
>>158254113Webm-worthy lmao
Provstgaard idol is Van Dijk btw
I came a little when I heard it hit the bar
is serie asshole thread on /sp still disputing the undeniable fact that gattuzinho is the best manager italian football has to offer?
So why didn't he start Zingarova today?
>>158254144He just plummeted bremerd again
I'm in tears, Mongo Luli doesn't even have positioning lol
>>158254192He’s selling Louis Vuitton suitcases on Rue de Rivoli. Price for you? Very good sir come come
WhistlesKINOOOOOOOONow throw a catheter of piss at Sballet so we can jump to the next overrated coach asap
Sarr is the exactly zero-tecnique workhorse every serie b club has
You have to change the players first, not the coach kek
>>158254306Exactly but don't worry, 2 more coach changes and we'll surely figure it out :)
>>158254288Faticanti >>> Sarr
>>158254332t.commisso
>>158254288I almost feel sorry for those pigs. Imagine growing up watching Pirlo and Vidal to this heap of shite
Provstgaard is 195, good at long passing, headers and one on onethe full white van dijk
>>158254288Inter has been scoring 70+ goals for years with a midfield of 10s...
>>158254405Why does Lazio have all these blond players? To keep up the nazi-fascist cosplay?
Half-time.
>>158254441they are actually good technically
can fattuso defend this lead
>>158253491Is no vampire survivors
oh fuck sake anyone but him
>inb4 Kolo Yutani 90+7 goal
Nice pass bremerd
>>158254745who's this fat midget
HOW do we not score even by lucky shots
thank fuck
>>158254882The rizzler, do NOT look him up
>>158254886>>158254895Nico Nico niiiiii!!!
>>158254938>rizzlerwhy would I ever look up somebody with that nickname, is he t*rkish or something?
>>158254548
>>158254986I think he's from New Jersey
>>158255081so it's even worse.
Nico I'm begging you, go for a chemo
Another fantastic pass by Muttuidi
THE GOATTUSO EFFECT
That's season done, gg thanks Sballet
pipa gol
ISAKSENNORDIC BROS!
HE THINKS HE'S WEARING THE DANISH SHIRT
Lmao
>that nuno crosscourt with the right
But I was ensured Lotito was an evil guy who singlehandedly ruined Strazio
Viking rapist evening!
THE JJEWE AND NABULE SLAYER
The Italian man utd
>celik who gets distracted by the overlapping of mussolinihahaha
Just realized Buciano ain't even coaching lmao
THE DENS ARE ON FIRE
What is bazio doing? How will they be able to play champions League and serie ass next season with this squad?!
>>158255288It's not like como has a much better team
Double danish goals to sink jJ you love to see it
>>158255288they will play the primavera in gembions
>>158255288They'll quality in slippers but they should give up playing in them, so that they can focus in qualifying for UCL for the following year
Surely Celik and the one on the other side will make ONE forward pass tonighi
>>158255288we will build a squad of free bench playerTrust the plan
>>158255407*fucks off from the pitch*
Another corner successfully wasted
Father and son
Just heard Stramaccioni say "Bravissimo Sutalo"
mo sutalo is vidic now
Another corner successfully wasted.
If I were in Kolo Muani's place, I'd try to remove the bits of the Decathlon display case in Cairoli from my cleats eh
Please, God. I am sorry. You were right.
>2 shots on target>2 goals
Sarr with two irons instead of feet
*heads it to a bakery in Paris*
Mussolini is the weak link, we need a signing this january
First, Di Gregorio was blamed. Now we’ve conceded twice from the first two shots on target & nothing has improved. Our midfield is already wide open, yet Spalletti’s solution is to play fewer midfielders. The same problems, the same mistakes. He simply isn’t learning.
Kolob yutani is no Niklas Frieden
>>158255699Mussolini is in the team only for his surname
>be Lazio player>called Pedoraza
>swaps both wingers for wingbacks 2 high iq 4 me
Which of our player is going to speak tonight?
The power of sballetti
The Greek keeps saving this evening.
damn lazio
Fantastic attempt by Zingarova as usual
Why does muttuidi thinks he's Ronaldinho
Just shooting from 45 yards out will surley help
Kolo Yutani backheeled it to the opponent
BREMER AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahhaha
TRE
ah nee nee nee nee
the coonte clock strikes 11:15
What's next for him?
Who must go?
Does vicario know he can use his feet to save
Gattusso with 4 wing backs on the pitchHigh IQ all can attack and defend
Can Manure PLEASE sack Carrick asap so we don't accidentally sign Gonda
Di vicario
>>158255843negruanis new found confidence really helping here
I can't see a universe in which he survives this shit
This one with thiago you still lost it but only 2-3
>0-3 against naziojjust
Wow I can't believe signing two Spurs players didn't help us improve the team
>>158255960the comic relief of serie ass
Those two meme runs by Mussolini actually helped with the goals
Kalulu is a major defensive liability, yet we treat him like an elite player. We moved him to right-back because he wasn’t good enough at centre-back. Now he can’t even get the basics right: disastrous defending, poor crossing & aimless runs forward.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a4gHi4ecmLUE TUTTI INSIEME JE NE FAMO TREEEE
>>158256000toyota celic was scared af of mussolini
>>158255965its actually 3 in a way>>158256016kalu ticking time bomb negruspurs player in spirit
>>158256049Everything scares him lol
Goodnight
imagine losing against 4 wingbacks
>>158256053Your last 3 (You)'s have all been me, jJ turned us on the same wavelength lol
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158256063Surely he's gonna be shown this in loop at Continassa for the rest of the week, right?
>>158256016Kalulu is rubentus' best defender BY FARThe real bidonazzo here is bremer, serie ass fenomenissimo doe
>>158253120Thanks you man saved my evening I owe you one
God >we are so shit, I need to find some other passion/hobby because this is Stockholm syndrom-tier to watch
gud job lazio
No no no the scoreboard has to be mistaken because if it isn't that'd mean that juve got smacked 3-0 at home which isn't possible! We have a certified PL reject in woltemade, a certified all-league reject in kolo muani and guaranteed possession losses in conceicao there's no way they could be embarrassed like that because, as we all know, vlahovic was the main problem! Now that he's gone we're supposed to be winning!
Alessio Lisci vs walter mazzarri is them ost talked matchup currently in europe(uefa will probably investigate the match too)
>>158256081thats pretty bad news for you desu>>158256174imagine watching without stockholm syndrome lole
Grim
>>158256174just change team
jJ can still catch up Frosinone and Casteddu next week
>>158256174We're clearly focusing on the Europa League right ahah
And now...il club
>>158256211The training session clearly netted some impressive results huh
>>158256211Imagine if he didn't care...
>>158256288Sbourrnemouth would slap up just about 6-0, this team's just not competitive
I’m loathe to call for a managers sacking. I hate doing it. I don’t think it’s entirely on Spalletti. But what’s the alternative here? I can’t think of anything that truly changes unless the coach is changed. I can’t even think of a single available replacement at this stage that’s worth making the change for. It’s a mess and it’ll only get worse. Top 4, playing like this? And worse still, targeting top 4 at Juventus and not a title? Every season, the standard drops a little at a time. And now we’re here. Drowning in mediocrity. It’ll sink us.
>>158256265Jj, napolel and scatalanta are finished clubs
>>158253406Gattuso is a tactical genius but poorfags will unironically say "EHHHHH BUT MUH WORLD CUP PLAYOFF" as if anyone that doesn't vote meloni cares about the national team, it's like saying gattuso bad because he lost a summer friendly
I wonder which shitters Gonda will instantly kick out lol (just to bring his own fleet of /eplel/ boileds)
how the fuck do you lose 3-0 against Gattuso?
THE GOAT
>>158256379Kinder Mbuemo
>>158256383Mate look at our squad lmao
>>158256404>Kinder Mbuemo*opens PS*
>>158256379hes either going to fuck or kill muttuidi after the first training> (just to bring his own fleet of /eplel/ boileds)fuggrashford in grim
>>158256265still kinda miffed about the 2 bbilan gols ngl
>>158256455>hes either going to fuck or kill muttuidi after the first trainingHe'll do both and idk in which order kek
>all this gonde talk(You) already know what's up
>>158256334There's no real plan, you can't just go in random directions hoping you'll find your way. Any good management plans who to bring in every position and sets off from there, even if I was Elkann I'd start being mad at having to pump back tens of millions every year. Unironically the club needs to do similarly to how Liverpoop did recruiting Klopp and Scarsenal did recruiting Sharteta, get someone competent that you trust long term and actually build something from there, wandering aimlessly just gives you a squad with no shape made signings planned by like 5 different directors over the years and that has gone through too many managers.If they get Gonde it's an admission of defeat, long term it's a disaster waiting to happen.
Gonde goes to Man United, why would he want to coach this Juventus?
Life imitates art
>>158256524you saved it :)
>>158256571Because we're the go-to place for 1) has-been's 2) reheated soups
>>158256571egotripping gonda wants to get one up on ognello>>158256583apenheul is gigakino btw
we don't have any decent fullbacks this shit drives me crazy, they're all better off than us
>>158256625take pellegrini back
>>1582566645m
>inb4 montella to jj
>>158256675The triangle in question:
sexo con milf italiana
Sacking Spalletti would be retarded anyway, they wanted to keep him long term and gave him a summer market, if it gets worse then maybe but otherwise it's just reactionary. It's this "we want everything right away and as soon as something goes wrong we switch the cards" mentality that led to this shitshow in the first place.
>>158256822
>>158256964fag
>>158256598Is a sovlfvl edit
we're built like a dog-fucked mess you switch to a back three to hype up Bremer and Kalulu? you end up with fifth-choice guys patched in and you gotta cover three strikers at the same time (you can't play with two) you go 4231 and you end up with Lulu and Toyota Celika as fullbacks, no attacking midfielder etc
>mogged by Šutalo
the capitale derby gonna be spicy this year
>Spalletti: "Something will need to be changed. I was surprised by the performance too: I have to think carefully about how to talk about the team. I want sharing and a good relationship with the players: now I'll have to go and self-analyze the beautiful and sincere relationship I have with them"
>>158257606translation: time to increase my guantamo tier psychological torture methods
how many managers has the jewe locker room sacked by now? 5? 6?
>Spalletti: "Is the team following me? Up until yesterday, I think I can say yes. Today, I probably don't know" gg he's being ragequitted lol
Volevo essere un Tudor
>Bremer to Sky Sport: “I’m not pointing fingers, but there are people who are hiding! I can’t carry everyone on my back.>Some have more character, some less, some hear the boos and maybe get scared. If you compare it to the Juve of a few years ago it’s different, this weighs heavy”.Schizoventus is up
Boy, I'm so happy I went to the beach instead of watching the match
>walls of le insightful text analyzing how to change the DNA ™ No moggi no party
>>158230437Inter with Gattuso as manager would be unstoppable
>>158259413like liquid diarrhea
>>158259478Bbilan or Jewve fan?
>>158259493trivago
Apologize
>>158260016proper irn bru lass
>>158256367He also remembers all the shitters he played with unlike Totti who couldn't remember 70% of themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4s4ntXRGNo
Only one man can save Juventus now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmaNAL0Rh38
>>158263832Piccolo?
SPALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Bremer: "I can only get so far. There are 11 players, plus five who come on, and I can't carry everyone. Some people hear the whistles and hide." >Spalletti: "He was playing too..."lmao jjfags on suicide watch
Serie A is garbage Killing off Juventus multiple times killed the league. I dont understand why you still stick around. You're trying to be entertained by cadavers, lifeless bodies, lifeless stadiums, teams, managers, from the dinosaurs era. Juve, Milan, Lazio, Roma, Parma, Udinese, now even Napoli, they dont mean anything anymore. The jig is up. It's over. Dump the dead, lethargic, old body over the Tiber. Go watch the PL or La Liga.
>brings jayjay to its knees>with no effort spent
Good morning!
>>158264162>Serie A is garbageyes>Killing off Juventus multiple times killed the leagueSomeone should kill it once and for all, a shit club for terroni retards.>Go watch the PL or La Ligasoulless leagues
>>158264162>if ur not numba wan u should stop watchin Good morning sarr
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