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>raiders lost to hated east coast>dem sois lost to hated east coast>lambs lost to hated east coastkek horrible week for them
Fuck yeah, boys!
What was his name again? I forget.
mina mogging tf out of laura per usual
https://www.espn.com/nfl/standings/_/view/playoff680 for the Patriots? That can't be. Muh schedule
so... who you got for tomorrow night, /nfl/?
>>158196709Kick Campbell into guard. Wow, the possiblies
>>158194818>>158194916Bills fans are unsufferable. Your RB lead the league in TDs, yet you're complaining about fumbles. What about your QB's 60+ fumbles?
>>158196715It's okay for Mr Hailee Steinfeld and Mr Taylor Swift tho
Well?
If you think Jalen Hurts is the problem with the Eagles offense you don't know ball, you are not a ball knower.
>>158196728Raiders girl looks like a dude wearing a wig.Broncos girl looks underaged. Chargers girl looks like an uncanny valley anime girl. Chiefs keep winning like usual.
>>158196723Muh Bawstun rayzizm
>>158196737I-is it true you're a g-girl?
>>158196664purdy has been that guy every year though, so it shouldn't be shocking. it's just taken this long for people to take notice and actually give him credit for it.>>158196683yes, very nice. meanwhile it's week 5 and the niners have already beaten 3 different teams that were all in the CCGs last season
>>158196736He isnt but it's still fun to make fun of him to ruffle some feathers
>>158196729>actually watching First Things First >ever
>>158196743don't start this shit up again schizo. It wasn't funny the last season and it's not funny now.
>>158196736He is when he's getting paid over $50 million a year.
>>158196743of course not
>>158196758That's not even top 10 lol>>158196750The banter is all good, but to seriously think Hurts is the problem is just silly. I'm not even a big Hurts fan either, I don't think any QB would do well with this slop offense.
>>158196747Was it worth it watching a division rival win the Super Bowl in your stadium?
>>158196763imagine the smell
>>158196729>Vikings' QB doesn't know how to wipe his ass yet Nick has them that highI thought Nick Wright was a ball knower. I was wrong.
>paco trying to make fun of other fanbases for wasting money on a bad qb
>>158196765Doesn't matter, if youre getting paid over $50 million a year then youre taking up a good chunk of the cap every year. Pretty much amy team that pays their QB that much isn't going to have a lot of success
>>158196775Thats the fatal flaw
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS)CHIEFS (vs LAC)VIKINGS (BYE)==In danger this week==Bills (at LV)Ravens (at CLE)Jaguars (vs HOU)Giants (vs NO)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT==At risk of blacklisting==>Chargers (at KC)>Titans (at IND)everyone else fuck off
>>158196729>>158196753this show used to be funny enough to balance out the retardation but i'm afraid its time has passed
>>158196736Hurts is ass. Elite QBs made do with Nathaniel Hackett, Josh McDaniels, Nick Sirianni, and Adam Gase. Hurts' performance fluctuates based on whether he has all star coordinators or not.
>>158196782>Pretty much amy team that pays their QB that much isn't going to have a lot of successGrim
Just win one game
>>158196792>Elite QBs made do with Nathaniel Hackett, Josh McDaniels, Nick Sirianni, and Adam Gase>Nick Sirianni...did you just call Hurts elite?
>>158196778>Jerry Jones stood by the contractor who insulted Dak. If I had Dak's money I wouldn't tolerate that disrespect. I'm calling up Jerry and saying either you fire that contractor or I'm having a season ending surgery on my knee.
Ward status?
>>158196805Nope. I was talking about Luck. Sirianni is just a figurehead on the iggles
>>158196794Why is Mahomes so greedy?
>>158196811still pitch black
>>158196809Jerruh was the one that agreed to giving Dak $231 million fully guaranteed in the first place
>>158196813You know it's his offense right?
>mfw all the philly phaggots mocked the cowboys for losing to the ravens and then they did the same thing
>>158196794I only see five that have been to a SB that's pretty crazy.
>>158196819Not when Hurts looked like an NFL QB it wasn't
>>158196783A team with a flaw that big has to be at the bottom. You can't win in the modern NFL with defense alone.
>>158196811Quintessential >Black QB
>>158196761
>>158196794>Jordan Lovejfc
>>158196827I mean they're 5-0
>>158196826...ok but that's my point lol, we agree. Sirianni's offense is so fucking bad. He has too much contorl over the offense and it is this bad, then in their good seasons a good OC will just completely take over and run a different offense. I hope Mannion starts soon, in 2024 it was at the week 5 bye when Moore took over. It doesn't even take a great OC, just a competent one that moves away from Sirianni's retarded shit.
>pooa
More fraudulent: Vikings or 49ers?
dem boyz posters gotta have the biggest disconnect between how they post and how they are talked about here. granted i don't look at their game threads.
>>158196851Kangs
>>158196811People are saying it isn't his fault
>>158196855It's mostly gay porn getting spammed
>>158196851Dirty ass 49ers
>>158196840At this point Hurts making $50 per year is a fucking steal for a SBMVP ffs>>158196823>Mahomes W/L>Stafford W>Burrow L>Purdy L>Goff L >Hurts L/W>Darnold W>Rodgers W8
>>158196855>>158196869who could be to blame?
>>158196794this isn't all that helpful because the avg. isn't necessarily the cap hit. There's some funky shifting and cap tricks that make those numbers not real
Who is staring in Holiday Touchdown: A Bears Love Story with Gayleb?
>>158196891The Hurts contract hasn't prevented Howie from team building lol
>>158196904Steffon Diggs
Why doesn't the mainstream media talk about the epidemic of sexy-zetsy, negro QBs like Jayden, Caleb, and Penix who refuse to play through minor injuries, meanwhile the white QBs like Bo, Maye, Baker, and Mahomes are playing with broken ankles.
>>158196877Roger Staubach is in my top ten for all time great Quarterbacks. Insanely underrated
>>158196912Apparently Gayleb hasn’t watched that episode of 96 questions
>>158196913They're too busy celebrating your impending extinction
Is there a coach who could actually fix the Cowboys?
>>158196947Ryback could
>>158196947Tomlin?
>>158196851>>158196872I look like a fool for predicting my Chiefs and the 49ers would be shitty this season since they didn't make enough changes in the offseason,but I think I'm right, the 49ers and Chiefs didn't get better, the rest of the league regressed.
>>158196947No. Not with Jerry. Your fucked
>>158196947Ironically, an old, experienced head coach is what they need. Mike McCarthy is a good fit.
>>158196729>ColtsWe fucking suck. Do not rate us. We’re not “potentially frisky,” we’re going 7-10 at best and then (inshallah) firing everyone
>>158196947its the owner who needs to go, not the coach
>>158196947Shanahan after he gets fired
>>158196833>becomes their literal father
>>158196958Could you even imagine a Hayden Fox getting anything from Jerry?
>>158196947You can have Harbaugh man if you bully Spanos to sell the team
presumably jerruh's son would take over, right?is he any better?
>>158196956Chiefs have a run game
>>158196966My brain can't process a world where Daniel Jones is playing like a franchise QB. He was universally regarded as a bust a few seasons ago but now he's decent. Mind you, he's having a down year due to his leg injury but not all QBs rehab like Mahomes.
>>158197003Danny Fumbles fuckin blows
>>158197000I didn't expect a RB in an Andy Reid offense to make this much of a difference. They went from worst to first in a lot of offensive metrics.
>>158197003Your brain is pretty stupid then. New York has a bad track record with QBs. He had a fat, bald coach for most of his career.
What was the biggest NFL news today? I was at the office
>>158197029Steelers cut Aaron Rodgers
>>158197012In New York he looked like a backup QB, now he looks like a starter.
>>158197029Justin Herbert will NOT be traded and he will DIE on the chargers.
ate chili like 5 days in a row and now can't stop the dishreah
>>158196699How about the lips on Marvin Jr.
>>158197029Cam Ward is starting in week 6
>>158197029Ryback unretired
>>158197039go jets btw
for me, it's seeing old man rodgers thrown to the ground
>>158197036>>158197036Who even fucking cares anymore? Lost soul
Serious question. Caleb's mother worked at a nail salon and practiced on her son. Is this child abuse? How is this not tranzing your kid?
>>158197041and there it is
>>158197033No, he's shit, he has 22 TD and 25 INTs and Fumbles in Indy
>sponsored by Kraft>Blue Square in the background Oy vey, that's subtle
>>158197060Look at his stat difference from NYG to IND. He improved a lot.
>he runnin for his life>he juss gotta be himself>I'm rooting for this guy>dem receivers ain't helpin him>that coaching staff man get him a real one>he can make the throws if he plants his feet
>>158197077See>>158197060
>>158197066Kraft the food company has nothing to do with robert kraft the jew, sex trafficker, patriots owner.
My Chargies!
>>158197066>makes a promise about mahomo mountain>lies and snivels out of itOi vey. Rats are antiseptic
>>158197036>>158197049>Who even fucking cares anymore? Lost soulHe has a no trade clause, but if they're able to convince Herbert's GF to move they could fleece a GM out of 2 first round picks. They need to bench him before he loses more trade value.
>>158197029
>>158197095Meanwhile Drake Maye is so country quaint. These last two games have been beautiful
>>158197090Fuck off.
>>158197105Why was Maye so shitty in his first 3 games tho?
>>158197106No Bitch! Im gonna rep my Chargies till' my dying breath!
>>158197095Make him play behind the practice squad O line in a game. If he doesn't want to play then void his contract
>>158197119Seattle? Apparently Hell hole Jacksonville is world beaters
>>158197085I honestly thought he owned that company lol
>>158197137KWAB!
>>158197135& The Seattle game was close
>>158197137>the "Welcome to Philly sports" cry
which WR we signing
>>158197137
>>158197032Bro.....
>>158197127He did that 3 days ago
>>158196947they just need more time
>According to Dan Quinn, the throw was supposed to go to the sideline or into the ground>According to Ben Sinnott, the play was supposed to go to the end zone, hence why several receivers were 15+ yards down the field>According to Chris Paul, the team was aware of the situation and the fact that they had no timeouts, which I know isn’t true because Josh Conerly Jr. was the only player not standing around and doing nothing after the play>This was so obviously poor communication and a clear coaching error, but according to Micah “more podcast episodes than games played”>Parsons, Jayden Daniels is the reason why Dan Quinn’s job is in jeopardyR@dskinbros, what the FUCK went wrong
>>158197155aiyuk is coming back for a superbowl run
>>158196947Jerry doesn't want that. He wants a yes man slave
>>158197124>Im going to be a loser until I die!Grim. Fan loyalty is only based if there’s actual hope of being good someday or at least a history of being good. Repping a team with zero rings or hope of winning one just makes you a contrarian faggot and you can’t even pretend they’re your hometown team because they moved. Fucking faggot shit man.
>>158197176They would release the sideline recordings if it wasn't Jayden's fault
>>158197137That kid knows it will take 4 years to rebuild their OL and by that time Jalen will be washed. Their Superbowl window is permanently closed and now they will return to being the Cowboy's bitch. Good riddance.
>>158197191when will the cowboys superbowl window open?
Malik files
kek dem sois lost to the 0-4 buccs
>>158197218Based
Naw, you know, we just … the 49ers are who we thought they were, They were who we thought they were. We played them in the Divisional Championship last season.. Who takes a playoff game like it's bullsitt? Bullshit! We played them in the playoffs, everybody played three quarters, the 49ers are who we thought they were! That's why we took the damn field! Now, if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let them off the hook!
>>158197199>when will the cowboys superbowl window open?As soon as Jerry passes away which shouldn't be too long seeing how yesterday was his 84th birthday. Jerry's ego prevents him from hiring an elite coach and GM since he wants a yesman he can boss around.
>>158197179ewww no
>>158197199When Shanahan gets fired the Cowboys will snatch him up like a brown Pokemon card scalper at Walmart
>>158197218King shit
>>158197218>tells her to come lick this shit>gets hit with an unironic "what did he mean by this"kek
He was a Guard.
Next team the Bears play is going to get fucking smoked. Caleb is inevitable.
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158197235>ShanahanShanahan will be the HC of my Chiefs once Reid retires. Mahomes' clutch gene will counter Shanahan's choke gene.
>>158197253>if
Chargers suck
Gee I wonder why Mike McDaniels looks so bad when his qb has fucking nobody to throw to and not Tyreek and Waddle
The 49ers should trade for Jennings
>>158196873>At this point Hurts making $50 per year is a fucking stealKEKW
>>158197283Mike could be a Tyreek baby, but it's also true that Herbert is allegedly struggling to do his complex playbook. I bet the chargers would look better with Tua.
>>158197290No way the Kangz are letting him go to a contender in the NFC
Gonna need more hot tasty Mina pics
You can tell Nick Wright wants to say low IQ but keeps saving himself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZ338drc1Q
Not watching that
I watched that, liked, and subscribed.
>>158197314You used to like Nick Wright. What happened kiwi boy.
>>158197302>I bet the chargers would look better with Tua.Woah anon, let's not say things we don't really mean
>>158197296$50 million for a SBMVP is a steal. Deshaun Watson is making like $46 million lmfao.
>>158197320I like FTF not Nick Wright personally. There a big difference
>>158197253Why is it never Herbie's fault?
I get banned from /tv/ for expounding upon my love for jest tears. I love Mina. I never actually watch, but I love the attire
>>158197336You're upset he was right about Nix. Now Colin Cowherd and Sean Payton are forced to admit Nick was right.
>>158197353So.e hardcore boys. God bless my jets fans
>>158197314Didn't ask
>>158197314I asked
>>158197340why is it never Gaylen Squirt's fault?
>>158197309This whole thing has been hilarious watching and listening to talking heads trying to tip toe around the>black qbfactor
What are some all-time 'yikes' /nfl/ takes you remember? Bonus points for screencaps. I remember anons saying Milroe would be elite and starting by this year and that Fields would lead the Bears to the playoffs and break the 4,000 yard passer curse.
>>158197392Heard it called "lacking situational awareness" the other day
>>158197218Lol
>>158197253This would actually be a great hire, he's proven as an OC he can get the most out of elite talents by not getting in their way. McDaniels obviously has Herbert thinking way too much. Gase would change that.
>>158197390Because his head coach is nick sirianni. It's amazing Hurts has achieved what he has
>>158197099>We have never seen anything like thisUmmm yeah we have literally every single NFL player is a gooner
Who's getting fired first?
>>158196784What are we doing there?
The Raiders thug used the banned hip-drop tackle to end the career of WR who was only useful for his speed (which will never return). He didn't get fined or suspended. What's to stop these criminal thugs from doing it again? If it was the Bills a rule would be changed.
>>158197409there is a commonality here
>>158197357Nick Wright said Bo Nix was a reach in 2024 and he's taken the Broncos to the playoffs twice in 2 years. Broncos are 3-2 through 5 weeks i don't see what exactly he's been right about lol. Bo Nix is playing poorly right now but it's a long season. stats are just stats they don't mean anything come January
>>158197467Explain elite QB like Lamar Jackson then. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>158197465The hip-drop tackle rule change has to be one of the most pointless penalties they've ever added, has it ever been called in-game?
>>158197488Nix was a reach though, that doesn't mean he thinks Nix is bad, but Nix is the most 'system baby' QB in the NFL, Payton is just that good.
>>158197488They're only 3-2 due to the defense. Nix puts up zero offense through 3 quarters, then plays great in the 4th once the defenses ease up on him.>>158197492The refs probably think how else are you supposed to tackle someone moving that fast.
>>158197529The 'spectrum' doesn't exist: you're either autistic and exhibit all the traits of autism, or you are not.
>>158197537Nix problem is he has a really good deep ball, really good at check downs, and that's it. His short-medium game is ass.
>>158197218I'll never understand why famous people do this shit, as if the girl isn't gonna screepcap the whole thing.
>>158197529Isn't it obvious?
>>158197543t. autist
>>158197575His Minecraft city would have been impressive if it weren't all in freebuild (creative) mode
>>158197567>I'll never understand why famous people do this shitBecause you're a weakminded cuck who has been brainwashed into thinking it's wrong for men to court women. Or that it's wrong to sexualize them. That brain washing is why dating has plummeted for zoomers. They're all at home jerking off to anime slop and video games.
>>158196811>young, black QBHE NEEDS MO TIME AND MO HELP N SHIIIIET>JJ McCarthy has a 6-4 record in the 10 career games he's startedOH MY GOD WORST QUARTERBACK EVER, TRADE HIM AWAY FOR A 7TH ROUND PICK THIS IS THE WORST QUARTERBACK TO EVER STEP FOOT ON THE FIELD WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK HIMI don't think McCarthy is good, but if he were black he'd get at minimum 20 more games before anyone made any sort of a decision about him.
>>158197612This chick pretty clearly denied him because he comes off as a lustful weirdo. This isn't courting either, it's negotiating a one night stand. It also is wrong to sexualize them, especially strangers.
>>158197612>courting>cmon let me see some balloons
>>158197612It takes a strong mind to not throw dms to random hoes, actually. Only weakminded nigga is you.
Why does Goydell keep coddling these thugs? 30 other teams in the league do what he did and the suspension is upheld, not to mention how he and Puka faced 0 punishment for their off-field antics
>>158197235Why would they fire Shanahan?
Statement from the Dolphins: Malik Willis does not actively read or engage with his social media direct messages (DMs) or comments.During recent media availabilities following the Miami Dolphins' early-season struggles, the quarterback addressed online criticisms and social media narratives. He explicitly dismissed the online noise as "tomfoolery," explaining that he purposefully avoids engaging with public messages or social media commentary to keep his focus entirely on team execution and film study.If you are trying to reach him, your message is unlikely to be seen. Instead of social media, Willis communicates officially with fans through high-profile, post-game media press conferences and occasional public platform updates, such as a recent message he shared on his Instagram story.
I am 99.9% sure the jameis muh assault rumors are totally bullshit because I went to UF when he was playing for FSU and I would’ve known if that shit was real
>>158197635>>158197641>>158197648back in 2010 we were making fun of girls on deviantart during a 4chan raid. I said "tits or gtfo" and to my surprise she sent nudes not realizing I was insulting her. I got her skype and we started dating
>>158197708didn't happen
>>158197708yeah man what a catch
maybe if those dumb fuck rams went to australia early they wouldve had a good start to the season. this is the football gods turning on them
>>158197696I've yet to see a rape accusation that was actually true
>>158197708this happened
No bald QB has ever won a Super Bowl.
>>158197773Darren Sharper did actually rape a bunch of women
>>158197489explain his playoff choking? I would point to the commonality
>>158197773the real ones get settled quietly out of court like Shaq.
>>158197715>>158197777It did happen and I talked about it before on here:https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140384216/#140385513>>158197733>yeah man what a catchyeah, she was a pedo too. I told her about a file sharing P2P program that they use in japan to share anime and within hours she was describing something very very illegal she found. I'm surprised she didn't get partyvanned. Doing that over plaintext too
>>158197815Why are you sharing this information with us tonight, anon?
>>158197824it's relevant to the conversation?
Tell us another story, anon. Something different this time.
Some guy at work was saying that Brady was better than Mahomes and when I offered a rebuttal by explaining the stats, suggesting that Mahomes was already on pace to surpass Brady, he just glared at me disapprovingly and said “You’re bald and fat.” I could not come back from that. It’s true. Literally everything I say and do is meaningless because the other guy could just point out that I am bald and then I instantly lose. Why even live
Anybody have a good divorce story
>>158197857you are bald, fat, and retarded... unlucky. at least you arent black, right?
Sex is only fun for the first 15 minutes. After that, it’s like an hour and a half workout.
Need a good PoohChad yarn right about now. It would hit the spot for sure.
>>158197857He used an ad hominem though, so you won.But you're wrong, Brady is better than Mahomes
>>158197900you told us you're obese without saying it.
Ricky Williams
>>158197913Muttholmes is better but Thomas will have a better career since he joined a better siutation
>>158197975You’re bald.
>>158196714bros, I have found the mina spammer
>>158197992there are sexy as fuck bald dudes out there. Pause. #NoHomo
>>158197260Big if true
is tommy right?
>>158197879My uncle is a family law attorney and I've served divorce papers for him so he's told me a few divorce stories. One in particular that I like is this guy is getting taken to court by his ex>Your honor, he has all these assets, cars houses and he runs a business...I need more child support/alimony None of his assets are under his name, even his business is under his brother's name so the court can't do shit about it.
>>158198038Yes. Vikings still not sold on because of the offense
>>158198038this guy doesn't understand football
>>158198038>jagsbro is totally not watching games. jags are massively undisciplined with tons of penalties, trevor is wildly inconsistent, and their coach is borderline retarded and only won on Sunday because nick sirianni is even more retarded
>>158198075where should they be and who should be 5 instead
>>158197992Pick one career.>Mahomes careerYour first 3 seasons you have elite WRs, which is followed by 6 seasons with no WRs. Your defense oscillates between god awful and elite, and your OL is a circus. You go 8 seasons without a run game.>Brady's career20 years of a top 10 defense and stable OL. A run game. Elite WRs like Randy Moss for 3 seasons which cancels out Tyreek. Your hall of fame TE is in his prime unlike Mahomes'. Your HC events new ways to cheat every season.
>Your HC events new ways to cheat every season.eyy qué estamos haciendo aquí
>>158197462KWABOTW
>>158198144No counterargument as expected. You cherry-pick one typo. I accept you concession.
The rams were suppose to be a super team.... with myles garret and the faggot mongrel feasting upon QBs.... what happened bros. the faggot mongrel was suppose to be better than he was when he retired
>>158198118Yeah I agree Brady was better.
How do Redskins fans deal with the undeniable evidence of your QB being a retarded tree swinging monkey who has no idea how to manage a game of football?
>>158198165I had respect for him until he came out to be a ring chasing faggot
ALVVAYS. Such a great band. FUCK YOU
>>158198169Brady landed in the best spot. The Patriots gave him the only two things that matter to a QB: An elite defense and stable OL.
>>158198144Tu kweef hombre?
>>158198211I heard Matt Light liked to rib
I've seen Aaron Donald in person. I'm pretty sure I'm taller than him and I'm 5'11". I could probably beat the fuck out of him pre-roids.
Tu el kweefo hombre?
>>158198236Height isn't everything it's all about frame
Alvvays. Great band. You can fucking die!
>>158196699Chubb is now saying he is upset his team didn't fiercely back him up when that Rams guy punched him, and was upset they just broke it up.Here I was thinking the Bills were smarter with cooler heads trying to not get suspended.
>>158198273Faggot. It's one thing to emote. It's another all about to actually cunt about
>>158198236If post-steroid Aaron Donald slapped your GF on the ass and said she has to give it up. How do you respond? Do you take the ass whopping, run for a firearm, or try to call the police? Or do you tell your GF to give it up? You having a GF is hard to imagine but bare with me.
>>158198038that's just the standings
>>158198262They are a great band! I saw them live in D.C. 4 years ago
>>158198291I've really been getting into mild cuck stuff recently so...
>>158198236I believe u brah
>>158198307Me here my team is the Rams btw.
>>158198291DeWalt made a grand extension box cutter. You think Home Depot still sells those?
bot or schizophrenia
>>158198305Nice. I love them. I'm tire
>Craig T. NelsonIs this a bot or a Raiders fan after they hit the meth pipe?
>>158198355could be the name of this genny
bolievers, it's over
Chiefs Chargers finna be like 62-7 lmao.
>>158198118poor baby mahomes only had one of the greatest TEs in history for 9 years, one of the greatest DCs in history for 8+ years, and multiple All-Pro OL scattered throughout. his defense hasn't been god awful since 2018 btw
>>158198391he ain't wrong
>>158198402It'll be their one win of the season and you know it.
>>158197218I knew I liked this guy
>>158198410>his defense hasn't been god awful since 2018 btwSee pic.> greatest TEs in history for 9 yearsMahomes got him too late and vise versa. Kelce would statmog Jerry Rice if he had Mahomes early in his career.
>>158198402frfr? no cap? 67?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158198307Patrick...
Jaxon Smith-Njigger
>>158198483>improvementsWhat is left to improve. They're 0-5. Their season is over. How many coaches are they going to fire before they realize herbert is the problem.
>>158198483Just retire Herbie
>>158198483Firing an OC midseason is weird.
>>158197935ZESTESTY
Rams could honestly be 0-5 right now. The way things are looking I'd believe it if the Giants had Dart and beat them, and they only barely managed to escape against the Eagles, who aren't even that impressive. So much for a superteam.
>>158198483It's not his fault that Herbert can't throw with anticipation
>>158198508why? chargers offense is abysmal and the coaches are about to lose the locker room. it would be stupid to stay the course
>>158198483It's time to come home, Mike
>>158198538by this logic will they bench herbert?
>>158198410You reminded me that Mahomes got all those coaches at a late age so he's only going to have them for a few seasons, whereas Brady had 20 years with his head coach. Another plus for Brady.>>158198402>Chiefs Chargers finna be like 62-7 lmao.Those divisional games can get messy. Chargers are going to treat that as a Superbowl since it's their last chance to save face. "Our season went to shit but at least we beat the undefeated Chiefs." It might even save Mike's job.
>>158198538but a new offense can take a few games to get going, why would they bring in ANOTHER OC? They're losing because their defense isn't good and Herbert keeps throwing INTs ffs
Why does this general talk about the Chargers so much when they have no fans?
>>158198538>and the coaches are about to lose the locker room>are about to lose the locker room>aboutWhen you start 0-4 you already lost the locker room. Those players are booking flights to cancun.
>>158198592bustin shitbert is fun to talk about
>>158198558if his play doesn't improve with a new OC, then sure
>>158198592to be fair, the chargers being 0-5 and herbert playing as bad as he is is actually a big story this season so far.
>>158198592Last season we had an obnoxious chargers fanboi. He fled the general once they started losing.
>>158198592probably the most disappointing team after the Eagles
>>158198607ffs if every team fired OCs whenever the team does bad for a few games the Eagles would've gone through 100 by now.
sick fuck needs to be suspended
>>158198473no one cares about your cherrypicked chart. the 2022 chiefs were 16th in points allowed, 11th in yards allowed, 18th in passing yards allowed despite defending against the 3rd most pass attempts and were league average in nearly every statistic. but when you're used to seeing a top 5 defense on the field every year, league average would look god awful.
>>158198592
>>158198391Don't give up bonix, don't you give up. You go out there and drop a fat one on those sharthawks. I believe in u.
>>158198402Chargers-Chiefs games are always shitshows
Now is the time for Hurts to show everyone what he is made of
today I will remind them
>>158198572>>158198538Constantly changing OC isn't solving the problem
>>158198640I hate LA gossip fags so much. I hope the chunky boot makes a comeback for the ages.
>>158198672then what is?
>>158198038NoBills and Jaguars are both going to get BTFO by my Ravens in a few weeks
>>158198671How is this calculated? The only ez non-division game they have this year was the chorgers, but did anybody really expect them to be this bad?
I really really like women (I don't)
>>158198543Explain Jayden's OT meltdown. If my QB made a low IQ mistake I would demand a trade. It's so bad the FBI needs to check if his family bet on the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfwtKOyHHZM
>>158198692moving on from a certain QB...
rate Malik Willis' game
>>158198640I’m glad I got rid of all social media in like 2015.
>>158198644forgot to mention they were 5th in sack% with the 2nd most sacks in the league. god awful defense for sure.
The Chargers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing this Sunday.
I can't decide if it'd be funnier for the Chiefs to lose or the for the chorgers to be 0-6
No humans actually post here, it's just mexicans and orcas
>>158198767duuuuude
>>158198767in the internet, no one can tell that you're an anthropomorphic horse
>>158198754I think it would be funnier if the Chargers do what they did last year.
>>158198767Orcas are what niggers would be if they could swim.
>>158198754>chargers go 2-15>2 wins against the chiefs
That nigga Damar Hamlin tho? He won the game... The game of life.
>>158198644If you went down that rabbit hole then no stats matter. Brady only had 5k yards that season because he played blah, blah, blah defenses! Or Brady's rings don't matter since he played in a weak division. How far do you want to go.
>>158198798t. dumb fucking seal
>>158198732I watched Mecole Hardman flirt with a coworker once and it was the most trying hard to not look like you’re trying hard shit I’ve ever seen
>>158198808>Or Brady's rings don't matter since he played in a weak divisionThis but unironically in the mutts case
>>158198767Yo onions Mexican orcaRawr amigo
>>158198798my sides kek
reminder: goff is the MVP front runner
>Doogers >LA
>If the Chiefs didn't fire Kareem Hunt in 2018 they would have had the best RB, WR, TE, K, DE, QB, and HC and would have won 6 straights Superbowls. Go woke, go broke.
>>158198808>some of the most basic stats in the sport>rabbit holeyou're not all there mentally are you
Hey. Hey. Divorce your husband Miiiiiina!
>>158198592It's all Mina related
Mina's 2 fav QBs? bustin shitbert and geno smith LOL
>>158198767Not true, I'm a spider
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
Mina is so painfully mid it's just ridiculous.
>>158198943it's jordan love and sam darnold you retarded tourist
>>158198000I am the Mina poster. And I was aware of this guy, he posts all the time. He is more obsessive with Olivia Rodrigo thoughbeit.
>>158198955Crap take. Divorce yourself from this thread
>>158198953Watching 2024 season highlights
>>158198953Waking up after dreaming that my team won a Superbowl then slowly realizing it was all a dream
>>158198862I've been watching the NFL for 3 decades and this is the easiest schedule I've seen in my life. The only good team they played was the Bills and they lost. >They lost to the Panthers too lolololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololol
>>158198974>Olivia Rodrigogood taste tbqh
>>158198640>suspendedIsn't he cut
>>158198991This graphic even looks like some sort of elementary school printout.
>>158198976Shut the fuck up, namefag. You and maybe one other person think Mina is anywhere close to being above mid.
>>158198991>losing to a playoff team is LE BAD :/
>>158199015Mina is my type. Sexy librarian
>>158198719Who is this nerd talking
>>158199015he looks are mid but her personality makes her hot
>>158199020There's no shame in losing to the Bills but the 2-2 Panthers? KWAB!
>>158199015>he cant recognize the mina posters
>>158199041woah!~! Is that... is that a woman laughing!?!?!?! My heart!!
>>158199048that's the division leading panthers to you, buddy
>>158199060>autist can't identify basic human emotions oof
>>158199077>NFCS is a combined 1-9 at home this yearJust get rid of these teams. People hardly even remember that they exist in the first place.
>>158199077The tallest hobbit in the shire is still a hobbit. That's what we call a race to the bottom. A mid-off as the kids call it.
>>158199055You are so obsessed with me
>>158197810A white guy choked for Lamar bu fropping a perfect pass in the playoffs actually
>>158199125brother, I am THE minaposter
For all of those people that my racist comments have hurt in the past, Im sorry
>>158199055Yeah, all three of you. Such numbers. Snood has more heathens on /tv/.
>>158199127Lamar has more fumbles than touchdown passes in the playoffs. Hes now missed more time hurt than Burrow. Someone dropping a pass once is the least of his problems.
Yo whats that fucking accent bro? How can she be a tiny Asian with such a fucking gruff voice!
>>158199041>when Mina sees me naked
>>158199174eww
>>158199110Sounds like mina
>>158199161>he isn't in the discord server
Mina doesn't know ball.
>>158199204Geno Smith is better than Sam Darnold tho...
>>158199015>>158199041Mina and most women in sports are below average, but it's an open secret that women in showbiz have to spread their cheeks at one point to make it on air. So it's hot knowing girls like Mina Kimes, Joy Taylor, Molly Qerim, and Kay Adams debased themselves. Yes, Mina and Molly got their ass clapped by Stephen A early in their career.
>>158199156What about the people that benefited from them? Don't be so hard on yourself, anon.
>>158199227this bitch is disgusting
>>158199174Why do you asholes do this? Mina does her homework and gives good analysis!
>>158199227>Joy TaylorThis bitch looks like she takes noisy, porcelain chipping, monster shits that always clog the toilet.
>>158199204Mina knows my balls
The pope has cancer and you faggots are just going to watch some retarded sportsball slop tomorrow like you don’t even care.
>>158199357Damn he got his bussey torn up like Caleb? Must be a Bears thing
BUNCH OF DEGENERATES IN THIS THREAD.......I LIKE IT.
>>158197777Nice quads
>>158199357There are millions of weak, whiny, faggots in chicago, not exactly a big loss.
>>158199276>>158199345According to the FS1 scandal. Joy Taylor fucked Fox Sports executive Charlie Dixon. Emmanuel Acho offered her a role on his show after she sucked him off in his car. Jason Whitlock at one pointed wanted to get a taste of her chocolate milk but he missed the opportunity.https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/joy-taylor-fs1-sex-scandal-231222213.html
Bijan and Jahmyr were both pretty immediately justified picks once they started playing Meanwhile Ashton jeanty looks like Najee Harris
>>158199462This white boy bringing the Reich back cuhh
>>158199462I can name at least 4 backup QBs that are better than Kyler Murray. Why are they doing this to themselves.
>>158199490name 4
>>158199452She has what we chads call a "fridge bod".
>>158198483how the hell is Adam Gase still in the league
>>1581987323/10 until>Cmon lemme see some balloonsthen it became 10/10
>>158199458Sam Darnold isn't a huge upgrade over Geno Smith. This is a comparison of their first 100 or so games. If you add in fumbles lost, Geno has less turnovers. They're both shitters.
>>158199616Sam is a Super Bowl champion unlike Gino you stupid turd
>>158199616one of these QBs chained multiple winning season in a row including a chip, the other led the tank for shitblowza after missing the playoffs with the same team that Darnold won an owl with... lmao
>>158198075racking disiprine is the easiest thing to fix. telling someone to pay better doesn't work. telling humans to stop chimping out is easy.
>>158199505WentzMariotta KeenumMinshew
As someone born in 97, I always perceived the Patriots to be the Yankees of the NFL, but I have learned most people consider the Yankees of the NFL to be the Cowboys.
If you put the Hawks defense on the Jets and vice versa, would the Jets play the Hawks in the Super Bowl?
>>158199707>>158199740>Sam is a Super Bowl champion unlike Gino you stupid turdSeahawks roster was stacked to the tits and a lot of teams self imploded. Like the injury plagued 49ers. We all saw what the matchup loooks like when they're healthy. It was the perfect storm to give that journeyman a ring. Put any shitter at QB and they win in that circumstance. >one of these QBs chained multiple winningBoth Geno and Sam have good, bad, and ugly seasons. If you catch Geno during a good season he's not bad, same applies to Sam.
>>158199462
All he does is win.
>>158196761Do not cum
>>158197773me raping your bussy
>>158199827I was born in 1994 so the nightmare truly started in 2001 IMO but I suppose that really depends on which team/division you represent as a fan.
>>158199458This bitch does NOT know ball
>>158199851Geno missed the playoffs with the same roster
>>158199859You mean did. He doesn't play football anymore asshole.
>>158199707the seahawks won the superbowl. darnold was merely a part of the team.
>>158199946lol ok retard. thanks.
>>158199932Like I said, both of them have good, bad, and ugly seasons. Sam is on his bad season and Geno is on his good one. Geno is outplaying Sam despite being on a worse team.
>>158198703add up the wins and losses of every team they played and turn it into a ratio, which is kind of dumb because it includes their records against the team they're measuring. if you exclude those so that it only counts the games against everyone else, the bills' SOS improves, but not by much.bottom 10 SOS teams right now when only measuring against other teams:>1. Giants (5-15) 0.250>2. Ravens (6-14) 0.300>3. Raiders (6-13) 0.316>T4. Bengals (7-13) 0.350>T4. Texans (7-13) 0.350>T6. Eagles (7-12-1) 0.375>T6. Titans (7-12-1) 0.375>T8. Bills (8-12) 0.400>T8. Cowboys (8-12) 0.400>T8. Vikings (8-12) 0.400
>>158200002>00002You were so close to winning us the GET >>158200000. You failed us just like your QB will fail.
>>158199827Cowboys are the Maple Leafs of the NFL lol - big market, typically a regular season powerhouse, then doesn't do anything in the playoffs (with ancient rings to boot)
>>158199946based ballknower>>158200002cringe casie
>>158199896I am from Michigan, so I always felt the Yankees type team had to come from the (North)East division, and Patriots were relevant for most of my life.
>>158200004Mina isn't going to have sex with you bro
>>158199855Love that lil nigga
>>158200089Good, I'm not into men anyway.
>ahahahah so fucking FUNNY
>>158200020I see, I got it confused with the predictor one people talk about at the beginning of the season I guess. That makes a lot more sense
>>158200136
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is roaring, naked, into his body mirror while slapping his own ass right now.
>>158200089>>158199458Seahawks fans have been in a QB drought for so long they no longer know what an elite QB looks like. Sam is NOT a huge upgrade over Geno by any metric. Sam is on his 9th season and has a career total of 130 TDs.....Mahomes had 150 TDs by his 4th season as a starter.
>>158200306Damn, I didn't know Mahomes was so good.
>>158200328On a per game basis Mahomes stat mogs every QB to play the game. Only Allen is competitive with him in terms of total TDs (which includes 1 yard tush-push TDs).https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1792016048881204.jpg
>>158196729>Chargers don't deserve eliminationUhhh their record begs otherwise. This is the worst the Chargers have ever looked.
>>158197055Single moms have been absolutely devastating to all of society.
>>158200512the economy was so good in the 90s they could get away with that "I'm a strong independent woman" bullshit. They try doing that shit now and they're fucked
>>158199855Somebody needs to eat the suspension and stomp this nigga's head into complete mush. He's getting too uppity.
>>158200572Doesn’t change the fact that single moms are dangerous regardless of how the economy is doing.
>It can't possibly get any wors-
>>158200598
>>158200682there must me some reprieve
Raiders.
>>158200685Stop doxxing me
>>158200739Sorry Caleb, won’t happen again.
>>158200743I'm Christopher Nolan
>>158200073yeah the yankees thing is a holdover from the 90s but this is far more accurate
>>158200685What did he say that was wrong?
>>158200685fatherless post
>>158200682If he gets some adderall he would do a pretty good job
dont look at me like that
>>158197622While this is true, it seems you haven't watched a single Vikings game where he played. I can tell by the >6-4 as a starter meme you're using as an argument.JJ McCarthy is one of the worst throwers of the football I have ever seen. He has no pocket presence or awareness. He sees things late and hesitates, which causes him to crow hop into the pocket and launch balls at 80 mph if he doesn't break his hand on a helmet since he leapt forward. He is fucking horrible and one of the worst things I've ever seen play football
>>158200918I want someone who looks at me like tom brady looks at absolute studs
>>158198508Raiders did last year with Chip Kelly
>>158201029he was really fucking bad though
>>158196763I would totally abandon my principles in exchange for sex in this scenarioIs this something I can say to get out of jury duty?
>>158201035Everything about that team was bad
what fanbase has the highest seminal volume?
>>158201039Ive never done jury duty. I just ignore the letter
The 49ers are the only team I see going undefeated. The Seahawks were the toughest test on their schedule and they handled them. They're 0-5 against Mahomes but maybe his knee gives out by then.
>>15820105549ers have no chance, injuries will catch up to them like always. Chiefs have a legitimate shot at going undefeated.
>>158201054I've never even gotten the letter, but one of my buddies has been called like 4 times, seems odd
>Doggie doos Kekeekekek
>>158201066>Chiefs have a legitimate shot at going undefeated.If Josh Allen gets injured then maybe.
>>158201055My niners will lose against the Falcons
>>158201066>go undefeated >become the first 1 seed to lose to a 7 seed
>>158201055>>158201066Neither of these teams are going undefeated you dipshitsEven if they go late in the season undefeated they'll just rest starters and end up throwing one of the late season games. ESPECIALLY the Niners
>>158201086Everyone is sleeping on the Falcons.
>>158201093>throwing one of the late season gamesIf they lose a game while benching their starters the fans will not consider it a real loss. They will be spiritually undefeated.The NFL needs to fix their game 17 problem. Maybe grant the winner an extra draft pick.
>>15820109349ers play the Cardinals in week 18. Their bench can beat the 1-4 Cardinals' starters.
>>158198592>so much when they have no fans?Speaking of fans. I don't recall the last time I saw a cardinals fan on here. I don't think they exists.
>Chiefs holding back on signing Tyreek because he's now charged with assault and battery on his ex-wifeChiefsbros what are we supposed to do with our WR room? K9 can only do what he does because of the deep ball threat.
>>158201154They might genuinely start resting players in week 16 depending on how the division shakes out
>>158201169Yeah Hill is definitely getting suspended, just a matter of for how many games
My poor Ramdgers
My nigga Tyreak buggin that nigga beat the pussy up too much lol
>>158200956What's crazy is in those two pre-season games before the knee injury he actually looked good, yeah I know it's pre season but even lecel of competition aside, the timing, anticipation, touch on the ball and athleticism he displayed were all there, so promising, no one questioning why he was a 1st round pick. Since then it's like he's forgotten how to play football.
>>158201169Ball knowing Chiefs fans like me and Nick Wright were saying we need another WR, but now it's too late.>TyreekTyreek lost muscle mass and needs another season before he could be a deep threat and same will apply to Thornton if he returned in the playoffs. Chiefs were fucked the moment that Raiders thug took out Thornton.
>>158201203gott strafe california
>>158201169>Tyreek It's not 2018 anymore my dude.>Chiefsbros what are we supposed to do with our WR room?Trade picks for someone like Olave or McLaurin. Or just keep running the ball till someone stops it.
>>158197309The funny thing is everyone knows he's fucking retarded but 95% of the people in the media can't or won't say it SOLELY because he's black. The idea that a black person can be dumb is a forbidden notion.
>>158201203Rams fans are humble in victory and defeat. If my team got refballed against the Bills the way you guys did you would never hear the end of it.
>>158201223It's like making fun of special ed tbf you dont say it outloud
>>158200956Point blank if McCarthy were black he'd still be starting for the Vikings.
>>158197392>>158201223It's weird since Jayden Daniels looks like an elite QB when healthy. It's surprising how low his game IQ is.
Can’t wait for bix nood and the donkeys too lose tomorrow.
>>158201066Every year everyone thinks the Chiefs are going to go undefeated solely because they're the Chiefs. Fucks sake they had a losing record 13 games into the season last year. They're looking fine, but the idea that they're just an inevitable 20-0 powerhouse that absolutely no one can even compete with is ridiculous. They barely beat the Colts in overtime.
>>158201242the chiefs always look good because the AFC has been so fucking bad for the past decade
>>158201244The AFC has been subpar since the Colts cut Peyton
Someone please bake. I can't because of reasons
>>158201254all the bakers are dead
>>158201218>It's not 2018 anymore my dude.Not that anon, but prior to his injury Tyreek was still faster than 99.8% of the league.>Trade picks for someone like Olave or McLaurin.If the WR doesn't know Reid's offense they're not going to contribute much. You would honestly get more production from washed WRs like Juju, MVS, and Watson. Chiefs are fucked.
Bake this bussy
>>158201086They beat them last year with Mac Jones and a significantly worse D-line, they'll be fine.
>>158201106The Falcons are literally only good if Penix is on the field. The other QB's are dogshit.
>>158201272Just do what the niners are doing. Sign a bundle of veteran WRs, pray they stay healthy, and pray they're just 70% of what they were. Niners WR room is a bunch of old guys and guys still on their rookie deals.>Evans>Kirk>Cooks>Deebo>RobinsonThen the youngsters/rookies in Stribling, Pearsall, and Watkins.
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>>158201287Falcons team was worse last year. They're genuinely good with Penix this year but he's always hurt
>>158200956>>158201209Here's one of the preseason games I'm talking about for reference:https://youtu.be/T38QFLOpQMA?is=eF7rp2NH0F8kSZJxHe looks so good: the pocket presence, touch, timing, even those scrambles. And remember he was just a rookie and iirc had missed some of minincamp so he hadn't even had a full offseason. Before the injury there were rumblings he was going to potentially start over Darnold and you can see why. I guess that injury and then sitting out a whole year really mindbroke him, he has looked like a completely different QB since.
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>>158198483>Herbie on the team 5 years and can't hack it*Crickets*>McDonalds on the team 5 seconds working on a new scheme that apparently Bustin can't figure out but Tua canGET HIM OUT HE'S FAILING HERBIE
>>158196709is that sean astin
