Time to lock in on my 49ers

Darnie bros…

been thinkin about cocks again

Shoutouts to the Seahawk doomer for seeing what I did not

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Brady is so much better than Mahomes at this age.

they need to hire anons cat to call their plays snap him up now before another team does

>>158215815
Darnold was only good because Kyle Shanahan coached him up for a year,and then Klint Kubiak let him run the same system. Basically back to being the same old New York Jets Darnold now

>>158215829
Go away

scam barfnold kek

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What went wrong with the Seahawks? What's their excuse this time?

The log coming out of my ass is on pace to be the longest of all time

On anonymous imageboards like 4chan (specifically boards like /sp/), users known as "muttlovers" (avid fans/defenders of the Madden Ultimate Team or the broader NFL culture nicknamed "mutt") get incredibly defensive over Patrick Mahomes because they view him as an untouchable, elite figure who anchors their fandom.
When you post webms highlighting his poor plays, missed throws, or interceptions, it triggers them for a few predictable reasons:
• Shattering the Narrative: They rely on Mahomes to maintain a narrative of absolute dominance. Posting looping video evidence of him making terrible reads or "playing like shit" directly undermines that perfection, forcing them to confront reality.
• Low-Effort Baiting: On imageboards, short, looping webms of a superstar failing are the ultimate bait. They seethe because they know the post is designed to get a reaction out of them, and they lack the self-control to ignore it.
• The "Defend At All Costs" Mindset: Intense player stans and ultimate-team gamers treat criticisms of their favorite players as personal attacks, leading them to flood the thread with excuses, angry deflections, or crying emojis.
Ultimately, they are reacting exactly how you expect them to—by taking the bait and letting a few short video clips ruin their day.

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>Ghosts

>>158215829
>at this age.
See your mistake is thinking anyone besides you uses this as a qualification

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>>158215833
True

>>158215851
>(avid fans/defenders of the Madden Ultimate Team or the broader NFL culture nicknamed "mutt")
ai is so retarded

I'm pretty sure if you put any other QB in the entire NFL in that game instead of Darnold, including Darnold's backup, the hawks would win

>>158215844
They can honestly put a lot of this on Darnold, dude threw back to back INTs on drives that could've won his team the game

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>>158215872
What if you somehow cloned Bo Nix to play against himself?

>>158215854
If you wanted to compare yourself to your son would you say I'm better than you since I have a masters degree, a high paying job, and a wife. Or would it be more productive to compare him to what you were doing at his age? This isn't hard anon.

>>158215840
Don't mention my team and I won't have to post.

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Don't try to pretend you're not

>>158215844
fans are saying bench darnold -Im one of those fans- but Mike sounds pissed off at his OC during the postgame press conference. I just want to see lock play for once to see if Darnold is the problem or Fleury or both.

>>158215872
THIS. Even Herbert wouldn't fuck up that badly. He'd have a 4th quarter INT, but wouldn't have another INT in overtime.

the seahawks defense is still elite. they only gave up 168 yards total. 130 of those yards came in the first half. they made adjustments and dominated the second half giving up 28 total yards and zero points. yes i realize they gave up 10 yds and 3 pts in OT when dumb dick darnold threw a pick

>>158215872
I disagree. The average QB in the NFL nowadays is so bad I bet many of them could find a way to lose.

>>158215902
>the seahawks defense is still elite. they only gave up 168 yards total
They're playing Bo Nix. Other teams held Nix to 0 points in the first half. There's no moral victory to be had, you got your ass beaten by a shitty QB.

>>158215866
nah, that's (You)

>>158215882
I don't know if you're aware of this anon but Mahomes is a grown ass man there's no need to treat him with kid gloves

>>158215844
Short week no time to rest
they would have won if they had a couple more days rest

>>158215837
Where do you think Seahawks recruited their current OC from?

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>>158215924
Mhmmm das rite

>>158215923
I'm just saying if we're comparing two athletes in a sport the only way that makes sense is to compare them at similar points in their career.

Seahawks,time to hit the panic button. They should send two 1st round picks to the chargers for Herbert. They're wasting away their great defense in their prime, kek. No drew lock isn't the answer, he's terrible

>>158215872
Cam Ward, Cooper Rush, and Tua Turndaballova would all lose.

Blo Dix

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>>158215928
>49ers
i guess it all makes sense now......

>>158215917
lmao i wasnt looking for a moral victory. just pointing out the seahawks still have a really good defense. without darnolds turnovers they are 6-0. the problems in seattle are not the defense. they have lost 3 games by a combined 8pts.

>>158215903
QBs who would win that game
>Mahomes
>Allen
>Lamar
>Purdy
>Burrow
>Tlaw
>Bryce
>Goff
>Caleb

QBs who would lose that game
>Dak
>Daniels
>Love
>Jones
>Ward
>Murray
>Stroud
>Maye

Hurts wins but looks like shit doing so, similar to Nix

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>>158215948
4-2 thobeit :)

I couldn't watch the game. How was it from front to back

>>158215954
>lamar

Based on what? Hes literally the official choke artist of the nfl

>>158215961
Fucking racist mother fucker

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elite

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>>158215954
>bryce dung

>>158215961
7 seconds :)

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>>158215938
>They should send two 1st round picks to the chargers for Herbert.
You're Chargers fan trying to fleece them. Shame on you. Herbert is not an upgrade over Sam. I'd go grab Mac Jones who put up similar stats to Purdy. Or Jalon Daniels who looked better than Baker Mayfield. You won't have to give up much to get them plus they're cheap.

>>158215954
>>158215903
>The average QB in the NFL nowadays is so bad I bet many of them could find a way to lose.
Sam has 10+ turnovers or something. That's bad by backup QB standards. I agree with that anon, Sam is the only QB who would have lost.

>>158215961
Opinions like these are why we need to nuke the North Island

>>158215891
i had a bo-induced melty the entire second half

>>158215975
Bryce has 11 game winning drives in his career, he is objectively clutch

>>158215937
It's a useless exercise. Who cares if one person has done more or less than this other guy did when he was the same age? What are we to extrapolate from this?
It's just used to shitpost. I guess Drake Maye is on pace to make about 10 superbowls.

>>158215938
They just need a running game. They should probably trade for someone like K9...oh wait

I just got home and.my.feet hurt im lying down tell me about how good the game was

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>>158215979
*against the 2nd worst defense in the league

>>158216008
Who's even available? The eagles are probably primed to enter fire sale mode and Howie will be looking to fleece a team for Saquon's corpse but that's the only notable RB that comes to mind

>>158215984
>. I'd go grab Mac Jones who put up similar stats to Purdy.
Inter division trade? Never ever ever gonna happen. Especially with the Seahawks who the 49ers despise. They literally got embarrassed last year 41-6. It would have to be like three first rounders. They'd probably rather let Mac just walk in free agency

>>158216014
It was typical Thursday Night Slurper Kino

>>158216014
it sucked but watching the yankees get swept made up for it

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Heh
See ya next week, spee

what is this thobeit thing you guys always type

>>158216026
If Mac doesn't get offered a starting position he might just continue signing backup deals with the niners, he's all over their social media and seems to actually enjoy being a part of the team, I can't imagine he'd be too enthused to be shipped off to some tanking hell hole

>>158216026
Yeah in order to let someone go to a division rival you either need an absolute haul or you're just admitting you think the guy is shit. The Niners love Jones. He'll probably just end up walking at the end of the season, because I don't think they'll trade him anywhere in the next couple weeks. Though I'd hate to see him just walk away and not get much for him. I think they get some kind of compensatory pick, at least.

>>158215844
If you underthrow then expect to get picked

>>158215844
Darnold has lost his confidence. He's thrown at least one pick in every one of the last 4 games. Now he's afraid to throw the ball. If JSN isn't open he doesn't really work through a progression. He's not talented enough with his arm to make elite throws in tight coverage, so he has to read the defense and find the open man. That's incredibly hard in the NFL. Really only the veterans can do it effectively. The young QBs are all mobile enough to make a play with their legs if the first two reads aren't open. But Darnold is not that guy either.

Looks darnold has his ring and his bag and just doesn't give a shit anymore

>>158216005
>What are we to extrapolate from this?
Given that he's never missed overtime of championship rounds while healthy it's safe to extrapolate he's going to have more success.

>>158216026
>Inter division trade?
The ball knowers will tell you the best team to trade with is your division rivals since you drain them of their resources.

>>158216026
He's a free agent next year

I genuinely think Nix is the worst watch in the league. If he was bad the normal way it'd be at least funny to see him fuck up like Tua, but he just refuses to do ANYTHING that could result in a play happening, good or bad. His pressers are awful PR as well, he seems legitimately confused why he's being criticized when the team is winning, he is literally "Wins are a QB stat" as an actual QB

I have nothing against the Broncos and thank them for beating a division rival for me, but this is bad entertainment

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they're back

>>158216091
Alex Smeth jr

>>158216091
I mean yeah they're winning but my fucking god. This is literally the most boring fucking offense I've seen in the last decade. I can't believe Broncos fans watch this shit every week. I would kms.

At least if they had a shitty black quarterback, he would use his legs to run around a little bit.

>>158216028
That is nice so who all goes to the WS

>>158216045
Sharty lingo, this general went there during the hack

>>158216091
Cant deny any of this but bo outplayed josh allen in the playoffs last year. He’s in there somewhere. We have an easy stretch of games coming up, I think he’ll figure it out

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>>158216026
>Inter division trade?
The year is 2020. You're the Broncos, Raiders, or Chargers' GM. You have no chance of competing with the Chiefs, so you do a firesell and take all the Chiefs draft capital. Now in a few years when you're able to compete the Chiefs are drained and you're restocked.

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>both teams doing better once he left
>LA teams in the shitter

Why did he do it?

>>158216138
fat nigger pedophile
myles garret likes tranime so he goons to children

>>158216146
Bo is the tallest hobbit in the shire.

>>158216091
Why won't the kiwifag admit bo is a defense baby.

>>158216146
tsk literal win merchant

>>158216112
I don't know if he's always been this way but he seems terrified of contact, that designed run near the end of the game was a good playcall that would've converted for most QBs in the league, but Nix just looked extremely hesitant to tank the contact and froze up trying to juke the defender (badly) instead of barreling forward

That game made me hungry for some Subway after seeing those beautiful meatball subs.

I'll get two $5 foot long subs tomorrow
for lunch

Two for each meatball sub darnold threw

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one uma post before bed

>>158216143
so he's based then?

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>>158216168
Wrong one

>>158216078
plus goes home to his qt pi 8/10 wife who works a full-time remote marketing job. This QB1 comes home from a long day of throwing meatballs and probably watches netflix with his foid like the rest of us.

>>158216161
I hope you also take two foot long shits in his honor.

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>>158216179
pic rel

>>158216146
>nooo you cant just win like that!
>STOP FUCKING WINNING!!!!!
Kek. Melties galore

>>158216189
Bitch has a wide face

>>158216138
I lost all respect for Myles Gayret when he got ragdolled and bullied by a journeyman linemen on my team. Aaron Donald getting back into shape will have more impact than Myles returning. Trust me.

>>158216179
he’s probably posting in this thread rn

>>158216203
I remember watching that gorilla nigger get boxed out by Dan Moore Jr. on the regular lol

>>158216138
Whys he watching boreball instead of rehabbing?

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>>158216078
>>158216077
If you're a Broncos, Chiefs, or Bills fan you have to be seething knowing you could have won the Superbowl against that fraud.

my hawkies got kwabbed but at least the doyers kwab is overshadowing ours

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Well /sp/?
I mean the Vikings record and the Seahawks record in 2026 sort of speak for itself...

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>>158216220
He literally quit against my Chiefs. He got dominated by Jawaan Taylor. Built like Tarzan but plays like Jane.

>>158216234
49ers hired him btw. Thats probably why John Lynch the retard actually drafted some good players this year like Gracen Halton

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>>158216168
>the two reddit umas

>>158216078
Nothing left to play for except walk away healthy. Guy is living the dream

>>158216168
what's their respective onlyfans
asking for a friend

>>158215954
Lol, Maye with JSN would be unrivaled

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>>158216247
That grace halton pick was probably because of Raheem Morris. God I hope nobody gives him HC job next season

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>>158215815
bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-5 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.

>>158216234
The decision to not retain Sam Darnold was based solely off of two disappointing performances at the end of the season. It was obviously not the right move, and even with the recent regression he's still better than either Murray or JJ.

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wasn't the game in denver why's he telling his own people to stfu

>the 49ers are the only team in the NFCW with a winning record
you retards told me this division was tough

>>158216307
I mean those games were both
>determine who gets home field advantage in playoffs
>a literal playoff game

and after Darnold loses a run game in seattle hes turned into a pumpkin again.

>>158216349
Seattle has won three you dumb bitch

>>158216349
49ers played broncos at home. And Rams and Seahawks had to play them at high altitude and got tired. Its not fair

>>158216355
>.500 is a winning record
you do realize Thursday is the beginning of a new week in football and we're in week 6 not 5 right?

>>158216314
Broncos fans have been talking shit about his this season too

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>>158216355

>>158216314
Because Broncos fans kept booing Bo Nix and the offense

Did that retard really say Bo Jackson was overrated? I've read a lot of retarded shit on the internet but this might be an all time bad take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td4h2BCc1t0

>>158216383
He posts it every thread

>>158216383
>WAHOAOAWEEEE HE PLAYED IN TWOOO SPORTS DURING SHITTER ERA?!?!?!!!! WOOWWWEEE

>>158216353
They were bad losses and seemingly mostly due to him having issues in high pressure situations, but those were evidently fixable given what he went on to do the following season. Had McCarthy played better coming off of his injury you'd have a point, but it was obviously foolish and shortsighted to not at least guarantee that he'd get to start, which seems to have been as big a factor as the finances of any potential contract in why he decided to go elsewhere.

>>158216138
Cleveland is doing better then the Rams and doyers
Kekekkekekekek

>>158216393
He was in 3 sports retard, you forgot track & field where he was an All American at Auburn and could have easily qualified for the Olympics if he wanted to focus on that

gardevoir is literally tom brady in that pokemon football thing

>>158216168
i hate that hat

At least the Seahawks are chained to Darnold and can dump him without much issue, imagine if they actually payed him

>>158215961
He s a choke artist, but the biggest and official chocke artist on the nfl is Baker Myfield. End of.
Nobody else comes even close.
What an absolute waster man

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You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better

==Safe this week==
49ERS (vs WAS)
CHIEFS (vs LAC)
VIKINGS (BYE)

==In danger this week==
Bills (at LV)
Ravens (at CLE)
Jaguars (vs HOU)
Giants (vs NO)

==Applying for membership==
CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT

==At risk of blacklisting==
>Chargers (at KC)
>Titans (at IND)

everyone else fuck off

Sam Darnold is the Peyton Manning of Trent Dilfers

micro darnold jr